>be DC
>wake up in the morning
>Batman is still white
>have coffee
>Superman is still straight
>go to work
>Flash isn't transgender
Is there any better feel?
>>88392377
>Is there any better feel?
yes, waking up and have morning sex.
>>88392395
Jerking off doesn't count.
>>88392377
>Batman is still white
Not for lack of trying
>>88392377
>Batman is still white
The next Batman will be Mexican
screencap this
>>88392377
>>be DC
>>wake up in the morning
>>Batman is still white
>>Harley is still straight
>Checks Gun
>Poison Ivy is still straight
>>Put bullet in the chamber
Is there's aworsefeel?
Marvel: let's have one team of heroes fight another team of heroes that's new and original
DC:
>>88392377
>Flash isn't transgender
Y'see, it's funny, because DC is, to date, the only one of the Big Two with a transgender superhero who isn't an alien or a shapeshifter or a magical being.
>>88392399
be respectful with my GF or fight me IRL
>>88392553
Really? I did not know that. Which character is it?
>>88392525
You say this like Suicide Squad vs Justice League isn't a thing.
>>88392777
You say this like Suicide Squad is a team of heroes.
>>88392487
We're getting a Zorro reboot?
>>88392786
>You say this like Suicide Squad is a team of heroes.
>>88392798
>The traditional Zorro stories follow the masked title character who fights corruption for peasants and farmers. This project is set in the near-future in a post-apocalyptic landscape, keeping the same theme in play of this mysterious hero taking on evil doers.
>>88392556
>Sending your woman to fight your battles for you
for shame
>>88392726
Coagula, the Doom Patrol character.
I'm pretty sure they're also the only one who've hired an openly trans author, and that was back in the early 90's.
>>88392849
Mite B Cool
>>88392893It's Fox, so...
>>88392798
>we will live to see a time when Batman's origin was too recent for him to have been coming out of a movie theater playing a Zorro film
>>88392377
>Gay Alan Scott
>Black Wally West
>Bi Wonder Woman
Do you even comics OP?
>>88393058
You forgot about Tanya and Duke.
>>88393058
>Gay Alan Scott
From a different dimension
>Black Wally West
Same name different character
>Bi Wonder Woman
Duh, the guy that made WW lived with two bisexuals women.
>>88392889
>I'm pretty sure they're also the only one who've hired an openly trans author, and that was back in the early 90's.
You mean Kevin Smith?
>>88393782
Don't insult trans people by calling them "Kevin Smith"
>>88392377
>tried to replace Batman with a romani/gipsy Batman
>replaced a white Robin with a part arab part chinese Robin
>implying Superman isn't Chinese
>still reading the same comic characters over and over again
Like countless. the fuck you care so much about
>>88392525
Reminder that if Marvel did a crossover like this /co/ would be demanding Marvel exec's heads on a pike and generally causing a shitstorm
I'm pretty sure landwhale legbeards are antagonising/boycotting DC for not pandering to them. Based DC
>>88392377
DC isn't your stupid little fascist safe space, fuck off.
>>88393670
>Same name different character
So you don't read comics.
>>88394891
>I'm pretty sure landwhale legbeards are antagonising/boycotting DC for not pandering to them.
It's working pretty good, from the looks of the box offices.
You know, Batman is technically a jew.
>>88392377
>not trying to expand your fanbase
stupid
>>88395023
>apologetics
Stop trying to pretend it has anything to do with buisness.
>>88392487
the next Batman will be Duke. Mark my words.
>>88392377
I just realized that DC is coke, and Marvel is Pepsi.