Why doesn't she just go on a diet?

>>88391134
Why is her mom super tall and she's a midget?

And lose all her gains?

>>88391134
Why don't you?

>>88391134
She isn't bothered by her weight?

Also she's a midget and we don't know the precise figures of her body composition so she might be at the limits of what her body is capable of

>>88391144
Sitting on her fat can eating donuts for every meal doesn't sound like much of a diet.

>>88391134
>fatshaming
booo...!!!

>>88391144
short and stocky, unlike pocky

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>>88391134
Because she wants Lars to like her and he's a thiccfag

>>88391177
Literally the only redeeming thing about him as a character.

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>>88391140
maybe her dad is a manlet?

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>>88391134
Because she loves herself just the way she is.

>>88391134
>Why doesn't she just go on a diet?
Because that wouldn't be progressive in this day and age.

>>88391134
How old is she supposed to be? I thought she was an early-to-mid-20's washout, but I've heard she might be a teen.

>>88391539
Before actually watching the show, I thought she was Steven's young cousin or even his future girlfriend.

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>>88391134
I tried

>>88391672
Isn't this the sort of thing that'll get you death threats if you post in on Tumblr?

>>88391672
Eew.

>>88391728
Ill post it and see what happens.
Probably have to wait few hours so most people arent sleeping.

>>88391741
Your welcome.

>>88391751
Not really noticeable thin. I mean she's still buff around the arms.

Try doing her anorexic or Pearl-Spoon.

>>88391728
No you have to whitewash some people of color to get the death threats. This will just trigger people

>>88391193
So i never saw this show before
only this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OWq38TikzU
as far as i can see (with all the threads about it)
it's one big safespace for the 3rd wave of feminism
>lesbians everywhere
>being fat is good and healthy
>kid is raised by lesbians
>diversity everywhere
>be yourself shit
Why do you even watch this shit.
it should go down in history as the worst show ever created

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>>88391193
This.

>>88391672
The arms are still flabby, but shes definitely less disgusting.

>>88391788
>be yourself shit
Why is it bad?

>>88391782
Ok brb.

>>88391828
it's only shit if you're shit

>>88391788
I mean, none of that is even true, but whatever you say fag.

>>88391825
yeah, would be bros with/10.

>>88391134
Why don't "people" that watch this garbage just kill themselves?

>>88391866
>>88391788
THIS

>>88391866
you first senpai

>>88391140
My theory is she's literally a midget.

>>88391140
Implied snu snu.

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>>88391782
>>88391825
How about this

>>88392087
Nice. Now put a MAGA hat on her.

>>88391788

I've been saying this for years before the internet ever realized this shit. Every SU fan I know personally is a fat nu-male fuck, go figure.

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>>88392100

>>88391158
Neither does spending all your time on /co/, but look where we are.

>>88392100
>>88392141
No, fuck off with that, she's already hardly recognizable without it. Post the thin version without the hat on tumblr, those faggots will freak.

>>88391134

Because big is beautiful, she's perfectly happy, and there's literally nothing bad or unhealthy about being a person of size you bigot.

>>88391806
>>88391177
I've ways wanted to beat Lars to a bloody pulp for laffs

>>88392170
Any board but this one I'd assume this post was a joke.

>>88392162
Will do, should be able find it under steven universe tag

>>88391134
Steven has actually done a lot of training and he is still a fat fruit bowl. I just assumed the writers believe in "muh genetics".

>>88392216
Well if you keep eating like a pig, you'll still look like a pig

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>>88392173
Edgy.

>>88391672
This is an improvement but it makes the OP worse. Now when I look at the OP image it looks like she has a Quagmire chin instead of fat cheeks.

>>88391134
Because then dowdy, chubby girls who lust after the tall, mowhawked bad-boy who rejected their advances IRL wouldn't be able to project themselves onto her.

>>88391788
I don't think they've ever directly said being fat is good, Sadie is the only fat character who's shown to be surprisingly strong and athletic, Steven probably doesn't count because he has super powers or whatever, and they've at least shown Steven getting sick when he binges on shit food.

I can't contest the rest of that though. What I liked about it at first was it was just this goofy show about a dopey fat kid having silly magical adventures.

>>88391177

>NOICE

I'm fucking dying

>>88392141
Noice

>>88392100
MAGA? Is that some anime shit?

>>88391140
Her mom seems pretty average height.

>>88393381
You must not be from Burgerland. You lucky fool.

>>88391783
>he doesnt remember when a teen girl got mountains of death threats for drawing skinny rose

>>88391134
Because then she couldn't be a tumblr self insert

>>88394884
Why does her face look like Victor from Corpse Bride

>>88395005
I might have made her chin a bit too pointy,

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>>88391140
either her dad is tiny or maybe it's just adding to her mother's overbearing presence on her life.

She seems to be ridiculously strong, though so I guess she doesn't care.

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Did I do good /co?

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>>88395384

>>88391788
>being fat is good and healthy
Wow you really trounced that strawman!

>>88391134
I have absolutely no idea why, but for some unfathomable reason I get a Studio Ghibli vibe from her design. Any idea why?

>>88395063
/co/ would forgive Lars if he looked like that.

>>88392141
10/10

>>88391134
why the fuck is every character so fucking ugly in this show

>>88391134
Because it's the man who should get over his insecurities and accept that women can be obese if they want and he will have no choice but to date them of be called gay

>>88395769
Yeah! Why can't all the characters in this children's show look like the pretty boys and girls in muh adult animus?

>>88395821
Considering how often SU rips off anime that's not a good come back.

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>>88395676
The nose. Look at spirited away then compare the noses.

Man this show would be so much better if Becky Sug did more story boarding. It's gotten pretty bad, even if the story boarders are good artists. I don't know if they're being pushed too hard or what, but it's gotten all stiff and shitty. This scene reminds me of Miss Don't Touch Me with the curved neck looking natural and expressive. It adds so much to the scene.

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Daily reminder that anti-thiccfags are shills hired by the irish conspiracy to force their shit taste on everyone.

>>88395821
stop projecting, they all look like shit

>>88391788
>Tall neurotic lesbian is an insufferable cunt
>Short fatty lesbian is an insufferable cunt
>Little lesbian boy acts like SpongeBob
>Only cool and connected character gets her chance to shine
>By the way I'm a lesbian
>Next few episodes we are forced to see the best character decided between two awful ones
And then the show sucked forever after

>>88391134
why dont you

>>88395848
Yeah they just need to rip off the RIGHT ones with big titty girls that are pretty enough to be worth a fuck XD

>>88395880
I came up with my own "green pill" once which revolved around smoking weed

>>88392141
It should say
Make lesbians hot again

>>88391134
>have Kate Micucci voice a character in a show with lots of singing
>have her character specifically dislike singing around others, and only have her sing once

>main character voiced by Estelle
>sings the least of the main cast

I don't understand.

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>>88395384
Love it

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>>88395903
damn, Im sorry for having an opinion you fucking faggot lol

>>88391788
>>88391870
>>88392106
The show is actually good. it has nice character and a good lore-building and nifty songs.
Give it a a chance.
>lesbians everywhere
You say that as if it was a wrong thing.
>being fat is good and healthy
that was never stated in the show
>kid is raised by lesbians
Actually he was raised by his dad. he is now intraning with the gems to learnt o control his powers
>diversity everywhere
Not a problem
>be yourself shit
never been stated by the show.

>>88396124
I watched like 13 episodes and it fucking sucks dolphin dick through a crazy straw

>>88396155
You say that as if it wasn't a good thing.

>>88395880
First time I care to actually read this picture and it's fucking glorious.

>>88396124
>>being fat is good and healthy
>that was never stated in the show
If the fat aren't ridiculed, they begin to think their state of being is acceptable

>>88397094
Why are fatsies people to be ridiculed, but smokers to be considered cool? Aren't both supposed to be unhealthy?

>>88397133
depicting smoking in most media directed at kids has been taboo for some time

>>88391140
Her dad has negative height. He walks through the ground and steps on the air.

>>88391728
I thought /co/ was Tumblr now.

>>88395063
Larsette could give a BJ through her ear.

>>88391158
>>88392153
Someone struck a nerve.

>>88394884
>>88395032
She still looks better than the original.

>>88391728
You guys are aware that there are plenty of anti-SJWs on Tumblr right? It's a fucking warzone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGkhEvR495Y
Here's the show in a nutshell.

>>88391134
She's a tank not a speedy character.
She needs her size for battle and if she cannot height it will be girth.

>>88395952
Maybe it costs the studio more the more they sing.

I mean they didn't even attempt to have Nikki Minaj do anything beyond like 5 lines of dialogue.
They were like "GET HER LINES AND GET HER OUT SHES CHARGIN BY THE MINUTE" probably.

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>>88395384
So if they have total control of their physical forms? Why doesn't the short fat one just relocate the mass to make her to a taller thinner shape?

>>88399224
It would only world temporarily.

>>88399224
You mean trying not to look like a fat ugly slob? That would be body shaming. Can't have that.

>>88399267
*work

>>88391134
she's not fat, she's just swole.

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>>88397527
>>88395063
>ear gauges Job
That actually would be weird.
I have a mighty need of dick threw the ear gauge job

>>88395880
Once tried explaining to some British guy who kept wondering just why the US just throws all the money at the IRA for decades.

Could not convince him that everyone over here is Irish in some way. The black people are Irish. Everyone is Irish. So no shit most of the leaders are somewhat Irish.

But the Irish are really not proactive enough for world domination. They are barely proactive enough to build their own country into something other than a third world shithole.Ireland has ever always been a backward, barely built up, broke, nothing of a country only populated by sheep and drunks.

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>>88395384
now it's tumblr bait

>>88399267
>>88399276
But it's not actually fat. It's all the same hard light that the eyes, hair, and clothes are made out of. Why not just move it around so that it looks like something other than fat?

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Slightly off topic, but I found out from orangekissess's tumblr that Raven Molisee left the show a while ago? She's literally the only good storyboarder on the show who's kept me from dropping it entirely

>>88399513
>But it's not actually fat.
That's why I said look like.

>>88399513
Gems can't stay beyond their standard form for long.

>>88399537
Nice try. Orangekisses no longer watches the show.

>>88399513
I imagine it has to do with Amy being an earthling. She loves to eat, and other earthlings that eat a lot are fat.

I picture her more as a stronk dwarf girl though, since she's a quartz

>>88391134
her mom is super tall and yet thick is fuck. Being a walking route mailperson and not working at a donut place didnt change her genetics, being thick is clearly a senpai thang

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>>88399479
>>88395384
Would you watch SU if the characters looked like this?

>>88399608
It's hard to tell who is fat and who is fit on this show because the art is horrendous.

>>88399679
Only if everyone has huge taddy-bo-jangles and dick sucking lips.
Including the dudes.

>>88399607
Raven leaving was one of the reasons she quit watching, and Raven leaving is news to me. Is there any reliable sauce on that?

>>88399708
Better than the shitty pig noses they sport.

>>88399721
Burden of proof is up to you. You post the source, or the Orangekissess's post.

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>>88399679
Would you watch SU if the characters looked like this?

>>88391672
I would

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>>88391672
noice

>>88391825
>The arms are still flabby
that ain't flab, it's pure muscle

>>88392087
too skinny, she needs some BEEF on her

>>88395880
Im Irish and Im going out with a thicc girl

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So how about Sadie's mom

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Does the Fry family or pizza family have a mom?

>>88400149
Yes.

>>88400149
Will she be fat?

>>88391672
Well, you put in more effort than she did.

>>88400202
>Works at a family fast food restaurant
>Isn't thicc
Just hope she has red fry locks

>>88400149
The realized they where in Steven universe, became lesbians and run away together because women should never be held accountable for their own actions

How much of people's shit do the Crystal Gems steal/destroy in Beach City?

>>88391134
shortstack?

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>>88400102
>that growing catalog of futa SU MILFs banging Lars, the last addition being futa Barb

>>88391828
Just bee urself.

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>>88400149
I love Nanafua.

>>88400149
Is there more to this?

>>88392170
Have you not seen the show? She's everything but big

>>88399608
yeah its "muscle"

>>88399694
the quartz are all Stout body types since real muscle makes you look fat

able I'm sure other quartz with different combat roles will look different like sn archer or scout quartz gem would most likely look leaner

>>88395903
I bet you're female and fat.

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>Priyanka
>Other SU milfs
Lar's mom reminds me of my highschool math teacher and I can't sexual taht

>>88402102
>real muscle makes you look fat
oh jesus christ

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>>88398632
This

>you'll never be brutally raped by every bodies mom only to be finished off by a Futa Rose

>>88400149
>Does the Fry family or pizza family have a mom?
They ran off together.
I wonder if the milf squad here ever hung out with Rose?

>>88402760
>milf squad
Wouldn't Mom squad be better

>>88400149
I figured they were both dead. Kofi's wife dying either just before or shortly after coming to the US, given that neither of his daughters speak with an accent.

I never headcannoned the Fryman's mom.

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>>88400149
Like this?

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>>88403073
>Fry mom comes out
>Tons and Tons of /ss/

I want to give my mom a foot massage

>>88395384
aaaaay lmao

>>88391134
Because the show she exists in is cancer.

>>88391959
Yeah, I first realized this in Sadie's Song when I saw her using a stool.

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>>88402431
Daaaaaayuuum

She should go on an all bleach diet.

>>88391539
>>88391642
I assumed High School Age but old enough to hold a job.
Lars is definitely still in school so presumably so is Sadie unless she's a Post High School Adult creeping on a High schooler. And Sadie is totally pathetic enough to do that.

>>88395063
We need porn of R63 Lars.

>>88391672
Literally inferior

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>>88391728

maybe, but this certainly will <pic related>

>>88391134
You try saying no to free donuts when your mom spends the grocery money on plush animals.

>>88391140
There's only one logical explanation: cuckolding.

>>88399412
>>88397527
Eh, reminds me of leg hole jobs

>>88391134
Why don't you just not care about it?

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>>88395384
>ruining best gem with your shit art

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you did read that new priyanka fic

right?

>>88410636
No, but do want.

>>88410636
if it's yet another crappy anon self insert I'm not interested. I'm here for characters fucking characters. not characters fucking 4channers.

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>>88396124
>Show is actually good
It never exceeds a 5.5/10, ever.

>Good Lore-building
Till it pisses it all away by solving just about every problem the characters have, they have no idea what's going on with Lapis, and everyone else has had their arc.

>Lesbians everywhere
Eating candy everyday causes one to lose joy in the act

>diversity everywhere

Creating artificial needs or minimums for characters of color or differing body types only states to the world at large that those people can't get by on their merit alone and therefore need the help of more "accepted" groups to actually succeed. This line of thinking is awfully belittling and racist in it's own light. If you feel the need to shoehorn in minorities; you're retarded.

This is part where I tell you go back to tumblr.

>>88392141
Share this on tumblr.

>>88391672
>>88391728
ayy man, you get killed doing that in my neighborhood

>>88400051
Im pretty sure irl irish like em thick.

>>88395384
>>88399479
She looks like she's got an eating disorder.

>>88401435

>I love you, Steven!
>I HATE YOU STEVEN I WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN

Sugilite is fucking terrifying sometimes.

>>88402431
>anti-moe opinion

She should die

>>88399769
yes

>>88410580
>Amethyst
>Best gem
Don't kid yourself anon, this was an improvement.

>>88391155
Yeah, lots of midgets are all thick and got giant butts for their size.

Sadie is cute! CUTE!

>>88391134
*glares*

why dont you literally FUCK OFFF???!?!?!

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>>88417402
Fuck off back to tumblr

>>88392567
>it looks like she has a Quagmire chin instead of fat cheeks
Why the fuck did you say this. Now I can't unsee it.

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>>88417402
*shrugs*

Why don't you suck my patriarchal dick.

>>88391155
Why doesn't she just use a limit breaker?

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>>88391467
>Being a human.
>Loving yourself.

>>88417712
More like furniture breaker.

>>88391828
"Be yourself" is shit advice.
"Be the best you, you can be," is better, but still a platitude.

>>88413946
But she always looks like she has an eating disorde.

>>88399769
oui

>>88393319
Honestly, I think Steven's body type is pretty fucking accurate for a kid who has either lived out of a van with a similarly chubby dad or lived with 3 alien beings who either don't eat food outright or eat actual garbage. Remember when the power was out, and the first thing Steven does in the morning is attempt to heat up a microwave dinner? Or when his idea of breakfast is a stack of pancakes with whipped cream and fucking popcorn? It's what happens when a kid gets to decide his meal plan.

>>88399457
>But the Irish are really not proactive enough for world domination
Yes, good buachaill
keep spreading those [[[truths]]]

So I just sat through the first season of the show and I actually thought it was pretty great.
A bit too repetitive in the beginning, excessive crying and Deus Ex Machinas were a problem, and as a whole I think the show's runtime is too short for it to be able to convey most of it's stories properly, but it was overall a good show. Good characters, good concepts, a great finale, and etc.

Do you just hate it because the fandom is dogshit and there's an gay subtext ?
Or can you bring actual reasons why the show is objectively bad ?
Because when I look at reviews like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ he mostly just talks about the fanbase and the gay parts without actually reviewing anything, he just goes "this thing is shit because it's shit SU sucks"

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>>88391177
>subtle porno mag joke
Sugar and the writers are funnier than people give them credit for being

>>88417402
*grabs u by the throat*
Back the fuck offf??!!!!