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So, Chris-Chan is officially a Sonic character now.

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So, Chris-Chan is officially a Sonic character now.
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>>88370834
I had a good chuckle at this episode

The references were all there
the autism levels
wanting his meal exactly like sonic, they even reference the Orange soda
The yellow arms
The fan fiction, even the sonamy reference

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>>88370834
>>88370950
Anyone got a link I can see it online
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>>88370985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRDXDR4-t0c
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>>88370993
Thanks bro
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Can't wait to see him respond.
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>>88371025
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>>88371050
Good, but fake
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>>88371050
Not enough Randomly Capitalized letters.
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>>88371050
>deformation of character
Well said.
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You have to appreciate how this show is a parody of the entire franchise. Just brillant.
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>>88370834
That's surreal....if I was chris chan I'd be somewhat proud. Sega put me in a tv show in some type of way. This is better than that saga where he tried to make a game with miyamoto
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>>88371050
>deformation of charater
I think you mean Defamation of character

Also this seems fake, something about the grammar and writing seems off. Though it would be funny to see Chris try to sue the animation team because they have indicated that it is not the Chris already, indicating any likeness is just coincidental or possible parody
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>>88371123
It is fake. Wrong account name.
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>>88371087
It's part of the fun, this show has been a bit of a treat.
Hell they even call themselves out, there was even a joke in this current episode about the sports tape
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congratulations to chris, he finally did it
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>>88371149
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>>88370834
Does this mean that HE/SHE??? is still alive? I haven't seen any news since the fake vagina.
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>>88370993
Oh so it's "Misery".

This episode is full of weird references
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KEEP MEMEING
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>>88371050
>before I became a lesbian soul

Wouldn't his soul always been a lesbian, by his own logic and his body was just a heterosexual shell?
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>I've got dozens of fans!
>...Although he is the first that doesn't criticise everything that I do
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>>88371050
I'll believe this is true once I see it on his facebook page.
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>>88371025
If we know CWC, it'll go right over his head. He literally thinks Family Guy is serious whenever they strawman people, like he thought Family Guy hated gay people.
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>>88371257
Still alive. No idea if he ever sought medical treatment.
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>>88371257
>the fake vagina

Excuse me?
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>>88371420
/pol/ was onto something with meme magic
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>>88371217
>Tails has a mummyfication fetish
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>>88371050
I down think Chris is self aware enough to pick up that they're referencing him. Now if they had an electric mouse knockoff of Sonic....
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>>88371749
you bet he does
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>>88370993
>I've just got to finish the arms

Jesus Christ, I wasn't sure if it was a direct parody or not, but that's a 100% direct reference to Chris. He's the only fucking person that autistic-ally obsessed over Sonic's arm color.
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>>88370834
>fucking tan arms
Also what is sunaimee a referrence too?
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>>88371709
Chris got a taint piercing.
Seeing as he has the sanitary habits of a CWC, it got neglected, infected, and became an abscess. He thinks the new crotch opening is a vagina because he's been listening to ASMR trying to grow one, but it's really a dangerous and possibly lethal infection that's eating through his lower pelvis.

I don't take spoilers lightly.
He also tries inseminating it with his own semen
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>>88371817
>Also what is sunaimee a referrence too?
It's spelled SonAmy.
Does that make it any clearer?
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>>88370834
>that episode where Chris-chan merged with a Drowzee

>>88371817
Sonamy, the name of sonic and Amy shipping
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>>88371745
I don't think they realized what they were getting into awakening Kek and amplifying meme magic to all-time highs

I feel 10% more autistic for having typed that sentence.
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>>88371825
>that spoiler

Every time I think the internet has desensitized me to the suffering that is the human experience, Chris-chan proves me wrong.

Not even hardcore gore messes me up like his fucked-up life.
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>>88371025
>him
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>>88370993
>flicking lights
Can you get a more annoying way to avoid youtube bots?
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>>88371050

Chris would never own up to having done those things
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>>88371825
source?

Is this real?
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>>88371825
How does one person get so fucked up by winning a ton of Sonic games.
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>>88370993
> direct Chris Chan references
> parody of Steven Kings Misery
> whole body cast fetish
Bravo.
Wow.
I got nothin
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>>88371825
>He also tries inseminating it with his own semen
That he keeps in tupperware in his freezer.
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>all those stale ripped off jokes

Anybody who watches this show in the first place might as well be Chrischan.
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>>88370834
that episode was better than it had any right to be
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>>88370993
Nope. Not a Chris-Chan reference if they don't mention his taint.
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>>88371996
>He wants a source
well, if you wish.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here:
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit
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>>88372251
how the fuck would they even mention the taint in a kid-friendly cartoon?
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>>88370993
>and you should know
Fucking Tails you savage
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>>88372275
>Sonic hits him in the crotch
>"It's just a scratch! ...Or is it?"
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>>88370993
>Except when it's locked, then nobody gets in... OR OUT
This was actually pretty funny
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>>88371764
If they parodied Sonichu he'd definitely try to sue.
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Sonic now knows pure Misery.
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>>88370834
>>88370993
This can't be real. Fucking Chris-Chan can't actually be in a kid's show. It has to be a coincidence.
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>>88370834
>>88370993
God damn it's good shit but this was so uncomfortable for me to watch

It was like looking into a 10-years-ago mirror of myself
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>>88370993
This show is actually pretty funny, but where are the confirmed chris chan references? Or are people just reaching a bit, and is this character a general reference to autistic sonic fans?
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>>88372742
The orange soda gag is the one that is directly referencing CWC. The rest of the gags could get away with being piss-takes of your average autistic Sonic fan but not the orange soda.
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>>88372742
The most telling one is the colour of Sonics arms in the painting, which wound Chris up so much that they turned them blue that he went into a GameStop and started spraying shit (possibly mace?) at employees there.

The Orange Soda is possibly referencing a rather awful moment where he drank it mixed with what I believe is semen.

His vague appearance has similarities to how Chris used to dress.


Anything else is just a jab at fan culture in general ("I have lots of fans. He's just the only who who doesn't complain about everything I do.")
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>>88372742
The orange soda is one, but the REAL guaranteed one is where he very clearly paints sonic with tan arms. They even reference it in dialogue with a "I just have to finish the arms". The ONLY reason that scene was in the episode is to parody Chris-chan, he's the literal only person to ever give half a shit about sonic's arm color. 0% chance they made a scene where a character literally draws sonic and fusses about his arm color without it being a direct reference.
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>>88370993
he even looks like him.
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I wish they gave him one of Chris' striped clown shirts.
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>>88372876
>>88372859
>>88372816
I'll have to watch more episodes of this show, I actually like the witty satire, and the fact that they had direct references to Chris is just incredible.
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>>88372876
This. The arms are a direct reference.

Everything else maybe might be, but could easily just be a description of nerdy characters in general. Even the soda thing might be a subtle jab, but is vague enough that it could just be what flavors they picked.
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>>88371087
After about 45 Sonic games and about 5 good ones, it's about damn time they started taking the piss.
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>>88372742
The glasses are the exact same as his old ones, granted a lot of fans have the pedo glasses

But the arms painting is obvious
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>>88372742
/v/ gave a shit about they eyes but not the arms.
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kek
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At what point does Chris make an appearance in the episode?
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>>88373536
>Plus, Trump is just too damn rich And immature. And "Trump" spelled backwards is "Pmurt", which rhymes with "Hurt", and he would badly "Pmurt" this country in office.
the wisdom of Chris-chan
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>Oooh, SonAmy, Spicy.
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>>88373708
Words to live by.
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>>88373873
>It seems to be obligatory in the genre
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>>88370993
>I just have to finish the arms
T H E Y K N O W
H
E
Y

K
N
O
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What if one of the writers of the show is actually the guy from the sonic's twitter account?
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Where is Ulillillia?
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>>88371825
Sometimes I wonder if Hitler was right to euthanize people like that. It's heartbreaking to the point it would be a mercy so he doesn't have to suffer anymore.
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>>88374115
It's not

but on the subject, Ian Flynn, writer of the Archie Sonic Comics, wrote his first episode of Sonic Boom (and also his TV debut) and I believe it's premiering next week.
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Just a reminder: The head writer for this show said that this episode was not a reference to Chris Chan or Sonic fans. It's just making fun of crazy fans in general.
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>>88374298
Yeah, like he would actually openly admit to making a parody of a mentally unstable person. Do you even PR?
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>>88374298
So either mememagic is real or they are covering thier asses
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>>88374216
I never noticed that he types with his keyboard covered

And that he seems to have his knees up inside his shirt

Truly an untouchably genius savant
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>>88374298
So they highlighted the difference of Sonic's arms for absolutely no reason? Unlikely. I'll accept that it might not be Chris-Chan related, but it's clearly a love-jab at Sonic fans.
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>>88374333
It's a Misery parody. Of course they'll be unstable.

>>88374381
That might have been a jab at Chris Chan, but everything else is just a jab at crazy fans, not just crazy Sonic fans.
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>>88371050
Holy fuck, 2 sentences in and I'm already losing my shit.
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>>88374489
ist fake bruv
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>>88370834
Do I have to start watching this show now?
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>>88374630
Stop it anon.

I want to believe.
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>>88372859
>The Orange Soda is possibly referencing a rather awful moment where he drank it mixed with what I believe is semen.

No, it was actually his own semen. He mixed it with orange fanta and drank it, saying he was "recycling" his sperm.
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>>88374350
>And that he seems to have his knees up inside his shirt
yeah, his knees
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>>88371959
Better than distorting the audio/speed, or moving the video to some corner of the screen.
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>>88371050
>Its real
Go to that youtube page, there are videos on it of Barb begging for cash.
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>>88371147
It's a real account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iutRo4IfRnw
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>>88374350
Some people have weird tics like that. He might have the keyboard covered because of tactile sensitivity.
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>>88370834
our boy made it
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>>88371050
>deformation of character
Sega can't deform Chris more than he already has to himself.
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>>88373517
cwc was trigger with the arms
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>>88375013
So triggered by it that he got arrested.
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>>88371906
>I feel 10% more autistic for having typed that sentence
As you should.
Just fuck /pol/ and the retards who are buying into their shit. especially unironically
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>>88371621
I only now just got that.
Brilliant.
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>>88373536
>tfw I don't feel any cringe at this
Where did everything go so wrong?
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>>88371050

>First off, "Mark" looks just like me before I became a lesbian soul.

This guy. You can't make it through two sentences with anything he says.
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>>88370993

>His autistic behaviour
It really is Chris
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>>88370993
>random zoom ins
>flickering lights
I'm calling it, youtube will still take this down
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>Chris-chan's mad
>Tumblr's mad
>Sammy-types are probably ree'ing in harmony right now

I love you, Boom Crew.
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>>88370993

This is Jed Maxwell tier levels of autism
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>>88375280
Tumblr is mad?
I thought Tumblr convienently ignored chris chan
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>>88374755
>No, it was actually his own semen. He mixed it with orange fanta and drank it, saying he was "recycling" his sperm.

Chris-Chan scares me, sometimes.
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>Episode openly mocks overly obsessive fans that is open enough for mulitple people
>"I-it's mocking Chris-chan guys, it's not like there's literally hundreds of examples of cringe in the Sonic fandom"
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>>88375280
I think a better question would be, when is Tumblr not mad about something?
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>>88375316
It amazes me that there are people on 4chan that haven't spent hours on sonichu.com
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>>88375318
Sonic Passion episode when?
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>>88375318
Not just cringe in the Sonic fandom, but cringe in every fandom. I don't get why people think it's just Chris Chan they were mocking.
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>>88370985
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x54ycze_sonic-boom-episode-57-hd-the-biggest-fan_shortfilms
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>>88373708
Spoken like a true politician.
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>>88370993
My fucking sides. Penders episode when?
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>>88375097
He really did attacked someone?
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>>88371050
>"humiliation this has brought upon me"

As opposed to everything else he did to himself?
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>>88375296

a bit
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>>88375166
>Mighty Magiswords is starting to get reaction image edits
>This episode existing

Today is a good day.
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>>88370993

If this is supposed to be a kid's show then it's pretty well written for one, did not expect to see a Misery reference there then again this is Chris we're dealing with so I guess it was bound to come up.
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>>88375366
>he's the first one that doesn't criticize everything I do

Are you sure they're mocking sonic fans in general?
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>>88371050
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>>88375457
That line may have been mocking Sonic fans, but in the Boom cartoon, Sonic's been criticized a lot.
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>>88370834

>you will never appear alongside a personal fictional hero on a popular show

CWC doesn't know how lucky (s)he is.
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>>88375431
It's fucking Chris-chan, jesus.
Are we going to get to a point where we can't make fun of anyone?
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>>88375512

Can't Chris just call himself The Internet now since he may as well be the internet incarnate?
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>>88375431
>White Knighting Chris Chan
>Chris "DONT TELL ANYBODY" " I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel, Michael Snyder! JEW" "JUUUUUUULAAAAAAY" Chan
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>>88375457
Did you see the initial reaction to Boom? Or hell any Sonic related media? He's hardly to first one to criticize it
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>>88375483
>>88375557
The point is that Chris Chan is the only sonic fan that blindly accepts everything that Sega does with the franchise.
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>>88375539
SJWs will attack/defend anyone if it means sticking it to their dissenters
Kind of like us
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>>88375318
The arms thing wasn't a dead giveaway for you?
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>>88375595
The irony being that he hates Boom.
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>>88375631
He never said that he hates the game itself, only the blue arms
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>>88375595
>Chris Chan
>blindly accepts anything that Sega does
The man was banned from a Gamestop for vandalizing a cardboard Sonic setup and I think assaulting one of the clerks.
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>>88375631
Chris would have been singing its praises but his autism wont let him accept that sonic has blue arms because it would mean changing all of his drawings (especially Sonichu)
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>>88375431
>make fun of a autistic man
>a[n] autistic
>man

Yeah, if you're gonna bitch about how PC you are, you should know Chris is trans-arm-otherkin people
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>>88375526
Making fun of people is problematic, Anon.

All comedy must now be good natured so as not to hurt anyone's feelings, and focus around things like everyday first-world problems and "quirkiness".
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>>88375431
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>>88370834
>Let's act out my Sonic fanfiction
>I'll pick something family friendly
>Oh, not that one
>Oh, definitely not that one
The writers just do not give a fuck do they?
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>>88375905
The writers in "Just A Guy" basically stated that Sonic Boom is literally the head-fantasy of some regular dude living in the suburbs who actively wears a Sonic outfit in his normal life, with Sonic Boom being his "happy place" to escape the mundane.

Sonic Boom is the Evangelion of the Sonic franchise.
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>>88371050
Fake account. Not chris. That's what the autists on kiwi farms say
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>>88375956
Fucking hell.
That's some deep lore for a kids' show.
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>>88371050
Chris is CWCvilleGuardian.
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>>88374264
Is that doomguy?
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>>88375956
>>88376016
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>>88375956

google images didn't really pull through this time
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>>88376058

Roger Craig Smith is actually based. He and Tails' current voice actors are the best I've heard for them.
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>>88376160
Are you talking about Sonic Colors/Generations Tails, or Boom Tails?
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>>88376259

Oh damn I didn't even know they were different.

Giving a second listen, Boom Tails sounds better to me, though. Game tails sounds good too still.
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>>88376346
The woman who does Tails in Boom also voices Charmy in Generations and Color DS, so that one woman is still integrated within the mainline series.
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>>88370993
holy shit
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>>88375956
how the fuck do we escape that hole
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>>88376435
You dig upwards.
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>>88370993
>Let's act out my Sonic fan fiction.
>I'll pick something family-friendly.
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HD version on Mega when?
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>>88376435
You don't. It was made for you.
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Guys! GUYS !!
Don't you see what this is ?!
It's the start of a new saga !!!!
Trolls are gonna tell him about the episode, he'll realize they made fun of him .... funny shit will happen !!!!!!!!!!!!

This is it !!! One last saga before his death!!!

Screencap this prophesy for posterity,you fools!!!!
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>>88374755
>TV-Y7 cartoon show makes a reference to an internet sicko drinking his semen

Jesus Christ, I should've stopped browsing the internet for today after the $2.99 Holocaust Pepe phone cover.
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>>88373536
cute
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>>88376830
>the $2.99 Holocaust Pepe phone cover
say what?
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>>88377063
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>>88377140
Fuck me sideways
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>>88371050
what a time to be alive ahhahaah
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I've seen lots of people joke about Sonic's arm color, and I had no idea that originated with Chris Chan. I'd wager the creators of this show just knew the "blue arms fixation" as a general meme, instead of a nod to Chris in particular.

And the orange soda... I call that a hilarious coincidence.
It's very fun to think that the episode is about Chris, but I don't really buy it. It's just a by-the-numbers fanboy character like in so many other cartoons.
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>>88376770
Fuck off, Chris.
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>>88371825
>but it's really a dangerous and possibly lethal infection that's eating through his lower pelvis.

T-this is fake, right?
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>>88377450
Mark obviously isn't supposed to be literally Chris-chan, but that doesn't mean that the references are pure coincidence. Because that's way too much coincidence.
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>>88370993
>And you should know

heh
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>>88377450
Arms + Orange Soda + Very particular character design choices can't just be coincidences. I mean one or two, sure. But a whole bunch of them?
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>>88377450
A lot of other people whined about the arm color too back when the first image of the Boom character designs was released. But CWC was probably the most (in)famous fan who kept talking about it, and people started to associate that topic with him.
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>>88377450
Anon, please. It looks exactly like Chris used to look. All he needs are the stripes and Sonichu medallion.
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>>88370834
>tfw Chris-Chan has had a bigger influence on a major franchise than you ever will
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>>88377450
CWC wasn't the only guy to complain about the blue arms. He was just the most popular one to do it.
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>>88370834
>4
>a leaf from a clover.

They fucking knew, this fucking happened. Oh fuck what's going to happen?
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>>88377570
Chris's life is fake. He's just a super elaborate troll making fools of us all.
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>>88377717
But the cost. Think of the price he has paid.

Truly, all must suffer for art.
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>>88377717
>>Wanting to influence sonic
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>>88377717

>by loosing his shit over character design
>and storming a Gamestop to "correct" the flaw on a 2D cutout
>and macing an employee when they tried to stop him
>and macing some random schmuck on his way out the door
>and getting a lifetime ban from all Gamestops
>and the whole Orange Soda debacle
>and literally every other thing Chris-chan has done to himself and the world at large over the years

Feels good, don't it?
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>>88377806
>by loosing his shit

*by losing his shit
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>>88377717
Chris-chan also had sex with more women than me and he gets more money for being autistic than I get with my PhD
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>>88377806
Tell me story of this creature known as Chris chan. What does he do to the orange soda?
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>>88370993
>Chris actually sues Sega and wins
>He spends his winnings on Sonic Merchandise
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Who loves orange soda?
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>>88377934
>Chris actually sues Sega and wins
>He wants to spend his winnings on Sonic merchandise, but can't because he's banned from every store dealing in Sonic merchandise

Fixed
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>>88377960
Kel loves orange soda!
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>>88377960
Kel does.
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I miss classic Chris before he turned into a tomgirl.
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>>88377910
It's in the thread (look for Fanta). You'll find it.
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>>88377984
Is it true?
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>>88377934
>doesn't pay the mortgage
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>>88377745
I wish I had the kind of dedication to make a plan, as a prepubescent child, to use my life to troll people on the internet 20+ years later. I'd probably have given up around the time I was constantly shitting my pants or being forced to jam sharp clay shards up my asshole. Plus drinking my own cum every time I masturbate would probably wear me down over time too. I'd definitely have quit by the time I was fingerfucking an open crotch wound and injecting my own semen into it. CWC is clearly a better man than us all.
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Name a better saga. Pro tip, you can't
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>>88370993
They actually fucking went there.
I´m scared and impressed at the same time. Scarepressed.
>>88376770
Holy shit, man. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!!
>>88377745
I wished, but no man has the selfdestructive dedication to hold up this facade for more than a decade.
>>88377910
Check out CWCki, but be warned, this is a very deep disturbing rabbithole.
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I think what happened was the original draft of the script had more chris-chan references but the other staff members took out as many as they could find on subsequent drafts when they realized that making fun of an autistic manchild would probably get them all fired. They couldn't catch all of them, though, so only the obscure references went through.
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>>88377893

Let's not jump to conclusions.
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>>88376058
I thought that was Boomy the Cat for a second
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>>88378241
>this thread has people in it.png
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>>88378234
kek
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>>88374804
Barb lost weight! Suits her...to the extent of her severe limitations.
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>>88370834
Tails Gets Trolled reference when?
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>>88370993
https://youtu.be/RRDXDR4-t0c?t=316
>its almost done!
>i've just gotta finish the arms
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>>88378110
>Casey

yeah, fuck off
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>>88375280
>ree'ing in harmony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tjTA0N1gVQ
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>>88378201
I can see that happening.
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>>88378241
>boomy the boomcat will never eat your trash
why must you remind me
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>>88370993
What would Bob think?
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>>88370993
They even put in punchy sonichu
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>>88378339
Name a better vid

https://youtu.be/0hA5mrsK2ZQ
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>>88375431
"I know absolutely nothing about Chris Chan but I aint gonna miss a chance at virtue signaling!!!"

Do these people know how sexist and racist Chris is? He called someone a "nigger". He yelled "JEW!" as an insult. He gets mad when girls dont put out. etc.
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>>88378439
He has no time to think, he is busy spinning in his grave.
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woah! great talent Knuckels!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAWOdflylsE
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>>88371050
#MakeMarkATransAnteater
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I checked out a couple of minutes of the start of the episode, is the show as bad as it first looks/sounds?
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>>88378760
He's a tapir, you racist.
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>>88375318
There is only one person that bitched about sonic's arm, and that's chris-chan
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>>88375431
>2016
>white knighting Chris

Tumblr really is diverse in all kinds of stupid people
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That was really funny.

I never watched this cartoon. Any other good episode of sonic boom?
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>>88378795
>>88378871
This show is legitimately good
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>>88378871
The whole show has been pretty good.
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>>88378871
It is pretty consistent really, the earlier episodes are a bit meh but it gets better with time

It is rarely really good but consistently enjoyable
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>>88375318
>>88375366
>orange soda reference to how chris chan recycles his semen
>character is bulbous and fat, with hair very similar to how chris chans hair used to be
>character is wearing the same type of glasses chris chan wears/used to wear.
>character wears a polo shirt, chris chan famously wears polo shirts
>character needs to "finish the arms", chris chan famously assaulted a gamestop employee for not taking down a sonic boom standup because of his blue arms
>Sonic twitter has on at least one or two occassions directly acknowledged Chris Chan and his creation of Sonichu.

If its not a parody of Chris Chan, then you're not a faggot.
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>>88378014
What the fuck is he putting in his mouth?
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>>88378991
A flexi straw.
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>mfw
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>>88379013
That's a gigantic straw.
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>>88378991
>putting in
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if parallel dimension exist

there exist a CWC who isn't a fucking loser
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>>88378984
>orange soda

It's just a soda, nigga. Just because Chris Chan used it, doesn't mean any use of it in Sonic is a Chris Chan reference.

>character is bulbous and fat, with hair very similar to how chris chans hair used to be

He looks like your typical fat ass fanboy to me.

>character wears a polo shirt, chris chan famously wears polo shirts

Chris Chan isn't the only dude in the world to wear polo shirts.

>character needs to "finish the arms", chris chan famously assaulted a gamestop employee for not taking down a sonic boom standup because of his blue arms

He was the most famous one to do it, but many people complained about Sonic's blue arms when the Boom designs were revealed.

>Sonic twitter has on at least one or two occassions directly acknowledged Chris Chan and his creation of Sonichu.

The Sonic twitter also doesn't write Boom.
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>>88378500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ref7rOmS-7s
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>>88379018
>looking at these pictures
man, I actually got sad now, knowing this innocent kid will grow up to become chris chan
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>>88370993
>He's just a fan, I've had dozens
>But at least he's the first one who doesn't criticize everything I do.

lol fuck u fans
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>>88379085
Individually those can all be written off, but they all overlap in each one is closely associated with Chris-Chan.

Alone? Sure, coincidence.

Together? Occams razor dictates that the simpler answer is that its very much so directly parodying a very famous headcase in the sonic fandom instead of a series of increasingly unlikely coincidences that manage to come together perfectly.
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>>88379085
The thing is though, all of those TOGETHER is what makes everyone certain its intentional, because the probability of all of those being entirely coincidentally resembling a very specific individual who's particularly infamous in relation to the very franchise it appears in is close to zero.
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>>88379018
Top row is tolerable

Once the bottom row begins...you can see the creeping tism
>>
Next episode will be written by current Archie comics writer.

Interesting.
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>>88370993
>"...and I so happy to be at....CAREER Day?!? Ugh....."

Is that some Krusty the Klown schtick, or is that a more general 'ungrateful comedian' joke?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPeuSdTo0NI
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>>88379241
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>>88376259
>>88376346

Colors/Generations Tails is Sakura's English VA, Boom Tails is Ino's English VA.
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>>88379523
meant for>>88379372
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>>88377806
He got a lifetime ban from ALL Gamestops?

I thought it was only the ones in Virginia
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>>88379018
I swear, seeing pictures of Chris as a child never ceases to depress the hell out of me; knowing full well what he will become later in his life.
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>>88379018
you can tell when the virgin with rage really starts to affect him
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>>88379606
If you assault an employee, it's safe to say any Gamestop employee would be in the right to refuse him service.
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>>88378026
>Ctrl+F for fanta
Why did I do that?
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>>88375431
>people STILL white knighting Chris-chan even though he/she used to be extremely homophobic, has racist beliefs, and makes death threats when something doesn't go his way.
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>>88377669
The fans where to busy whining about the giant legs to complain about the arms
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>>88379847
>I didn't a similar story
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>>88379847
Do you honestly think he'll admit that the episode was mocking an autistic person?
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>>88374115
I've met him before. Cool guy
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>>88375431
Fun fact. I met the "In all ways except physical I am a wolf" guy at a sonic con. And he was talking about how terrible and cringy Chris Chan is.
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>>88370834
>not wearing a striped shirt

DROPPPED
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>>88370950
I missed the arms reference.
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>>88375892
I fucking love how tails and sonic take the piss out of Amy in this show. Like her new personality seems to be "voice of reason" and unlike characters who go unchallenged they just poke at her for being miss "no fun"
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>>88379847
Of course its not Chris Chan!
Its his own original character, Blis Blan!
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>>88370993
I counted like, eight, nine references in there, like half of which would have gone right over the head of the intended audience. Didn't expect the Misery reference either.

Noice
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>>88370834
You know, seeing the side by side comparison Sonic does look weird with blue arms.
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>>88380036
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>>88379541
When will tails fight tails only to tie with tails?
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>>88379018
It's weird how he starts the standard high school mustache but beyond like little pieces of scraggle I can't imagine Chris with facial hair. It's not like he grooms himself either you'd really think he'd be a neckbeard.
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>>88379847
Do you think they're going to open themselves to litigation just so fans can have written confirmation? Read between the lines.
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>>88378505
To be fair he is autistic and Snyder is actually a jew.
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>>88370993
>I'll pick something family friendly
Was the fucking faggot anteater gonna rape Sonic?!
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>>88378110
reminder that Liquid Chris is actually married to Kacey who is a disgusting hamplanet that demands McDonalds multiple times daily
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>>88380136
...I never thought about that.
WHO SHAVES CHRIS CHAN!?
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>>88380269
>anteater
tapir
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>>88380269
tapir, anon, Chris-chan is a tapir
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>>88380269
I'm pretty sure what he said implies the opposite.
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>>88380310
Chris is able to drive, he is really high-functioning in some points
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>>88379847
>I didn't a similar story

What did he mean by this?
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>mfw I live in a country where the word for "tapir" is a slang therm for "retarded"
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>>88374298
He said that because he enjoys having a job

It's blatantly a CWC parody
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>>88380333
To be fair, Tapir's are pretty damn weird looking.
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>>88379018
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>
I hope there is porn of Sonic fucking that Tapir thing soon.
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>>88380472
It was never right but even retarded kids can just come home and watch cartoons like regular kids.

As you grow up then it sets in
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>>88380472
this is where it all began
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
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Meanwhile in Pokemon, Sonichu is now an official Pokemon.
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>>88380472
Well, being born and having shitty parents is a start.
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>>88380397
Estonia ?
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>>88380592
How were his parents shitty?
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>>88379018
This image honestly makes me sad
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>>88380472
Honestly, when his dog died and he no longer had any daily responsibilities.
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>>88379988
Autistic people have a special loathing for CWC because they feel he makes them look bad. Regular people just laugh and shake their heads when they're confronted with CWC because he's so alien to a rational mind, but autists find him relatable enough that the cringe hits them much, much harder and they feel the need to justify why they aren't "as bad" by going on about how terrible CWC is.
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>>88370993
>Wouldn't it make more sense if I was Sonic?
>QUIET TAILS!!
I gotta watch this show more often.
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>>88380559
"To his parents, it's just another example of how well he's doing."
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>>88380371
I have my doubts. He couldn't make coffee right.
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>>88380567
Coldsteel too
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>>88380559
Why does young Chris look like Wesley Crusher?
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>>88379927
you've met sonic the hedgehog??
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>>88379027
For you!
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>>88380344
He was going to have Sonic rape him?
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>>88378921
I don't get it why is the word 'civic' funny
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>>88380627
They excessively coddled him IIRC.
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>>88375318
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>>88380822
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>>88375366
Because Chris was notorious for BLUE ARMS! Lesser references I can believe are coincidence, like Orange soda. But the arms clinches it.
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>>88380822
>>88380909
We need to go bigger.
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>>88380567

>Game Freak makes an official Electric Hedgehog Pokemon complete with some yellow highlights.
>Sonic Boom has an episode with a vague expy of Chris.
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>>88380627
Despite knowing that CHris was Autistic, they did nothing about it. They just pretended that he didn't have a mental disorder and tried to raise him as a normal child, leading to him not developing very well.
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>>88380822
That's a deliberate pastiche on Saturn Eating His Children done in the CWC style, right? It's not something Chris actually drew, right?

I loved the anatomy analysis of his lewd drawings way back when
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>>88380940
main problem is his mom didn't get him institutionalized after she lost her husband.
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>>88379847
fuck off you fucking kiwi
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>>88380672
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>>88380627
We could probably have a whole thread to answer that question (and we have), but short answer? They raised a Chris-chan!
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>>88380742
Yeah. He's a lot slower in real life. I guess all that speed's in post production.
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>>88380993
Urgh...
FFS Chris...
I don´t even...
What the fuck are those grey smears on his face?
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>>88380958
That's clearly parody anon, see the original drawing here: >>88378014
Chris doesn't have the technical skill for the one you are looking at. Even when you can tell the art is trying to be bad.
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>>88381034
>Children done in the CWC style, right? It's not something Chris actually drew, right?
>>88381012
>>88380976
>>88380844
>>88380118
>>88380113
>>88380062
>>88380054
>>88380036
>>88379143

Sorry to be a whore but can someone explain why 'civic' is funny
>>88378921
>>88378921
>>88378921
I want to get it
>>
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>>88378343

i kekd
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>>88381053
A shame that it's not on the cwcki, because once I recognized the pose, it got a hearty kek out of me.
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>>88380627
>Bob said to Chris that he doesn't need a job, and that he can live on his tugboat
>All the other sons of Bob hate him for several reasons (mostly alcoholism)
>Barb is a compulsive hoarder
>Barb lied to Cole about his biological father twice
>Barb never, and i say, NEVER spoke against his son's idiocy
>Bob did once, and never again
>They always prefer to accuse establishments of prejudice or threaten to prosecute the owners instead of teaching Chris to behave
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>>88380844
Because you'd expect him to laugh at "duty"
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>>88381086
The beauty of technological advancement.
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>>88381110
Finally
Why would he be laugh at duty?
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>>88381074
Why did you link every post in the thread?

Anyways, the joke is "duty," Knuckles is an idiot.
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>>88381145
It's homophonous with a word that means "feces."
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>>88381145
Because it can, in the vernacular, also be used as a euphemism. For shit.
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>>88375431
>TUMBLR DEFENDING CHRIS CHAN
I don't even know what to say
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>>88381145
You're not a native english speaker, are you?
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>>88374804
That's a repost. Here's his actual channel:

https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCVilleGuardian
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>>88377907
>laying on the floor at a restaurant

I have actual autism and I would never fucking do that. Go to the bar and have some schnapps you fucktard
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>>88381208
A different word actually. "Doody" vs. "Duty."
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>>88381208
>>88381184
>>88381160
Because it's easier to get responses that way and people get a little dopamine rush wjehen they see (You)
Thanks for explaining it to me English is not my first language
......

hehe, civic
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>>88381245
i am more disgusting by the tranny-conversion music that he always plays than the actual content of any of the videos.
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>>88381287
It's considered disruptive, and you can get banned for it.
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>>88381244
Lo
niyet
no
non
Hopefully nein by end of next year
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>>88381285
it's a homophone, dutylord
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>>88381074
Jesus Christ you're retarded.

In every show ever characters laugh at the word "duty" because it sounds like "doody", which is slang for feces or "shit." The word "civic" is not what's funny, it's the subversion of the trope. In Sonic Boom, Knuckles is portrayed as dimwitted.
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>>88374755
and don't forget
"Gotta replenish those electrolytes"
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>>88381319
oh. Then I'll stop. I lurked for a while but rarely post. Thanks for the admonish
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>>88381350
I cannot into English, it is not my first language.
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>>88381353
Brawndo has what plants crave.
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>>88381366
You seem like an OK guy, so I have no problem letting you know before you got punished for it.
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>>88381392
That was my second guess.
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>>88371087
Wasn't there an episode where Shadow follows Eggman around passive-aggressively 24/7 because Eggman stole his lawn chair?
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>>88381350
if you think a pun like that is funny you are legitimately a toddler.
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>>88381434
The joke isn't that the word is funny, it's that they're chuckling at a juvenile joke and Knuckles still doesn't get it.
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>>88381397
Sposivo, /co/varish.
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>>88380559
>And I just won
can't say the same for what happens for the rest of his life
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>>88381396
But what's in Brawndo?
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>>88381581
Bull semen. The same as all energy drinks.
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>>88381654
CHRIS YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT COMBINE SONIC AND PIKACHU.
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>>88381745
Sonichu wasn't the cause of his autism. Sonichu just replaced Sonic who filled the exact same role for Chris before, if he hadn't had that burst of "creativity" he'd just be making Sonic comics instead.
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>>88380371
>I'm also autistic
>tfw Chris-Chan can drive but I can't despite being 25.

No matter how good I'm feeling, that one specific fact really brings me down when I remember it.
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>>88381788
Then we most stop his parents from ever meeting.
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>>88380658
This is true

I'm autistic and have a friend who's an autistic Sonic fan. I can laugh because I refuse to consider myself autistic lest I get bogged down in identity politics, but my friend who loves Sonic gets irate when you mention Chris. He hates every single thing about Chris, especially the 2 things they share which my friend considers a slight against himself.

Hell, I brought up the Sonichu/Togedemaru thing and he chewed me out for it.
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>>88381814
Why can't you drive it's easy. I mean if that Cabbagechu guy can legaly do it why can't you
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>>88381788
>not bionic
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>>88380958
>I loved the anatomy analysis of his lewd drawings way back when
I will probably regret this but please share.
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>>88381083
Wait, does Chris actually have heterochromia?
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>>88375412
He chimped out inside a Gamestop and maced one of the employees. I think he destroyed their Sonic Boom standee, too. All the while wearing a stained sweatshirt, flip flops and colorful sunglasses.
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>>88381814
Well then go get a license you dumb chump, shit isn't at all hard or expensive. Blind old senile women who never were smart to begin with are still out on the fucking road, so unless you're a near vegetable who's shitting yourself and needs to wear a helmet and have adult supervision at all times, you can manage the test. Even then there's a good chance you'll pass it.
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>>88381654
Redo this gif so now adult Chris morphs into Christina
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>>88381948
A slightly noticeable one, but as everything about him, he makes a big deal about this
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>>88381948
It's very slight, I think one is actually brown. It's not nearly as special as he makes it out to be.
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>>88381948
Ye, but it's really hard to see
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>>88376040 Sadly not, he's just one of the generic soldiers from the Shadow game.
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This is officialy the first sonichu drawing he ever did
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>>88381905

I have a really hard time focusing on more than one thing at a time, have really poor situational awareness, space out easily, and competing sounds/sights/smells/whatever can overwhelm me to the point where I can't focus on anything, which is amplified by my living in a major city. Plus my mother (the only one who's been willing to teach me so far) has legit anxiety issues as will start hyperventilating and shouting at the slightest thing going wrong (not exaggerating), and sometimes tells me shit that's straight-up wrong ("WHY ARE YOU STOPPING AT THE YELLOW LIGHT? FUCKING GO, JESUS").

It's frustrating because in every other respect, I'm independent. I live on my own, have a job that I support myself on, pay my own bills, buy my own stuff, arrange travel on my own, etc. But there's that one thing that still holds me down. I'm starting to look into whether I can find an occupational therapist who can teach me instead.
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>>88381074
> Sorry to be a whore
LONDON!
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>>88381581
It's what plants crave

>>88381715
You fucked up the joke
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>>88381226
Tumblr will defend him because he's trans-identified/genderfluid or whatever
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>>88381905
Not him but for me (22 autistic) it's because I'm like Spongebob when behind the wheel, sans comedically grievous property damage.

I'm just too paranoid about hitting something because I suck at spacial recognition. Or at least I think I do and underestimate myself to my detriment.
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>>88382047
>No one was concerned about the jesus symbolism in his work

Chris is the orginal Zach Snyder
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Can somebody tell me what it was like when 4chan first discovered Chris?
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>>88382090
Ivy.

>>88382144
It was an age undreamed of.
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>>88382090
He literally traced his own dick to draw this
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>>88377907
CWC is actually totally broke. He's resorted for begging for money on youtube.
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Reposting this, as it's both hilarious and catchy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
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>>88382206
She clearly didn't see the thumbs up, letting everyone know it's all good.
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>>88380592
Honestly as someone with Autism I gotta say that Chris-Chan and his life makes me feel a million times more grateful towards my mother.
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>>88382265
It never ceases to amaze me that there is always more CWC content to discover. It's the gift that keeps giving.
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>>88381916
Here's one I never even knew of. As full of in-jokes as Chris' life is empty and devoid of meaning.
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>>88370993
>"We Are Number One" becomes ascended meme officially recognized by LazyTown
>Chris Chan becomes ascended meme officially recognized by Sonic the Hedgehog

M E M E M A G I C
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>>88371050
I'm just imagining Chris having to give testimony in court to explain how this character defames his past actions. His attorney trying to get him to shut up and stop rambling about his entire history, and the judge and jury having to sit there and see how far he'll go into detail about everything

>and then I shoved the medallion up my ass because DIRTY TROLLS told me to.
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>>88382265
At its core it's still I Ran (So Far Away). Of course it's a catchy song.
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>>88370993
Re upload.
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>>88382066
> tfw mom would act like I was defusing a bomb with my tits when teaching me how to drive

how old are you anon? get driving lessons, the instructors can control the car and stop you from getting hurt/etc. drive in empty paring lot at night to help get used to the input and speed.

> oh god those symptoms
> am I an autist too
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>>88382265
this is legit
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>>88382288
You and me both. I'm so fucking glad I was never allowed to become a Chris Chan.

Thanks Based Mom. No not that one, my actual mother.
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>>88382341
Did any court records ever emerge surrounding Chris's old conviction?
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>>88382069
No? I don't live there
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>>88382265
some of the /v/ the musical things are honestly really fucking great

Don't Shitpost I'm Scared is a fucking masterpiece
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>>88382325
>masturbation hand
>masturbation hand
>masturbation foot
fuck, my sides

>>88382337
yep, we are becoming slaves to our own memes
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>>88375431
To be fair, MRAs always criticize Tumblr for deviantizing autistic behavior. Now Tumblr and MRAs can finally join forces in defense of Chris Chan!

Oh god the internet is doomed.
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>>88371050
>>88370993
This is rich. I am speechless right now. I am so happy
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>>88380397
>Anta
você é um brasilianês também, anão?
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>>88382128
>>88382066

I knew my psychology degree would be useful one day

Ride a bike. It will be very gainful towards adjusting to the speed input and spatial recognition and quick thinking of driving.
Image training aids also
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>>88371050
>No random capitalization
>Acknowledges that he's fat
Yeah okay, buddy.
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>>88382417
When's the next one? Or do you just make them on their own?
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>>88382502
I thought this too. He Has A Very Specific way of typing and there Are No Made Up Words.
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>>88382533
Looking at the way Chris writes shit is so interesting to me. It's so fucking specific and weird.
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>>88382553
It's like an art project meets a one man play. But it doesn't end until he dies.
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>>88373536
Where is he getting the money for these toys?
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>>88382580
his tugboat and donations from his "fans"
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>>88382506
I think they come out roughly yearly, some time between August and November. It's not really a set-in-concrete thing
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>>88382580
State funding.
He calls it "monthly tugboat".
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>>88382580
Your tax dollars at work
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>>88382612
>>88382631
And a lot of credit card debt.
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>>88382625
Ah.

Yeah, I got an idea for a song about Smogon tiers but with the Toxic parody being the only parody in /v/ The Musical that's Pokémon related I'm not sure if there's a verboten on /vp/ getting in on it at all.
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>>88382641
I want our goverment changed so bad
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>>88382703
Just stay it it, fellow anon.
I know it can be daunting, but the best thing is to keep your goal in mind and strive towards it.
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>>88382703
> didn't 4chan used to have ids so you'd know you were talking to the same anon? or was that just /b/? it's been a while, i'm still the noEnglish/ psychoogy anon

You should still try the bike thing cause it'll help you at least with the other problems. About the space, you don't truly need to think about it.
Non-autistic people have that problem when they start driving also, the trick I was taught and pass on to others is to focus on the ass of the in front of you.also driving simulators (like gta or something) will help for basilisk understanding of how cars move/ feel.
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>>88370993
Anyone got a new link?
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Which episode is this?
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>>88383157
>>88370993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_76QcX4Dnz8

new link
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>>88371825

Christ, Chris is fucking dead.

RIP Supreme Autist Chris-Chan
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>>88383190
You're doing God's work, son.
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>>88383073
> didn't 4chan used to have ids so you'd know you were talking to the same anon? or was that just /b/? it's been a while, i'm still the noEnglish/ psychoogy anon
Only /int/ and /pol/ still do that I think.

And I probably should. Haven't played Saints Row 2 in a while. Maybe Driver SanFran as well, I think that also has a dash view option.
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>>88380061
Its literally their when hes pinting sonics portrait
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>>88382397
It's a meme, you dip
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>>88370950
Don't forget the Rosechu appearing at the end
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>>88383190
>That fucking Misery reference
That's it, I need to start watching this series.
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>>88383190
QUIET TAILS
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>>88383190

>Uhhh, SonAmy... Picante...
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>>88382066
I know that feel, anon, though I think it's partly a pressure thing for me. I've actually been playing Euro Truck Simulator to sort of ease into it, and would like to get into professional lessons at some point. But those cost money.
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>>88384008
not that much, and you'll get lower insurance rates.
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>>88383190
>oohh sonamy, spicy

my fucking sides
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>>88382192
>8x11 paper
Yeh
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>>88373708
Someone get Steve Oedekerk to hang out with this jackass.
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>>88383190
>Orange Soda
>I just have to finish the arms.
>That Misery reference.
Oh, God, my sides!
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>>88383190
>...this is facing north NORTH east!
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>>88372674
C-chris?
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>>88378241
Your trash is never safe from boomy.
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>>88378241
This post gave me lynks disease
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>>88381911
Never forget.
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>>88382047
>Wreath made out of Pokemon type symbols and Sonic's shoes
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>>88385301
I thought I got the joke, but then I saw the punchline, and I don't get the joke.
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>>88385343
The joke is that the mayor just disposed of an unknown key
he's a quimby-like character who does shady and corrupt shit
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>>88385370
>he's a quimby-like character who does shady and corrupt shit
Oh, I guess him hiding and destroying suspicious shit is probably an established thing if I watched the show.
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>>88383190
why does he have 2 eyes of the same color?
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>>88375200
CWC has ascended from typical feelings of cringe. He's such a spectacle at this point that a small part of us secretly root for him.
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>>88380118
That's a cool Alucard in the background.
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>>88385620
Is that real?
>>
How do you guys would feel if Mark the Tapir had a cameo in the new sonic game that will me released next year?
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>>88385868
that one? yes
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>>88385885
I'd only like it if they sneaked in some more concrete Chris references.

Just something like him giving tips in some dinosaur level to run would be godly.
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>>88385806
That's clearly Micheal Jackson, sir. Wooo! Shomon!
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>>88385868
Yes. Chris feels that killing Trump is the only reasonable and realistic option- having him impeached is too unlikely, so he has to die.
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>>88379765
>he/she
Please don't fucking encourage his mental health issues by validating his un-clit.
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>>88370834
>He has dirty fanfics
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So wait, does Chris hate Sonamy, or was the joke the writers don't care for it?
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>>88379606
I'm pretty sure the letter he got claiming he'd been permanently banned from Gamestop came from a troll. Chris' home address is public record and trolls send him shit all the time.

During the start of his whole blue arms protest, someone sent him a fake letter from Sega's American headquarters, the author of whom was purportedly a Japanese women named something like Jun Buramazu. The letter said that they were going to retcon every other appearance of Sonic so that his arms were always blue, and Chris freaked out.
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>>88386154
I think the joke is that its far and away the most dominant ship.

Even though, ya know, Sonic can't stand the bitch.
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>>88383190
>Look, it's Eggman! I will sunder his evil plans with quick alacrity!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DYje57V_BY
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>>88386173
(You)

>>88386154
I don't think he does. He even had a recolor of Amy with Sonichu, remember?
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>>88377570
It's not as dangerous as people are making it out to be (provided he lets it heal), but it is real... he's taken pictures of it.
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>>88383394
And /biz/
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>>88378813
He was an anteater before the surgery
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>>88380310
Chris shaves himself, he's usually pretty on top of it too, he really hates his facial and body hair.

this doesn't mean there aren't a handful of pictures of him dressed as a woman where he has really obvious 5 o'clock shadow.
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>>88385620
>>88386007
What an end to the saga that would be. Can you see the chapter in the history books?
>How the Internet Irreparably Fucked Reality
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>Memes put Trump into the white house
>Memes gave a sequel to Knack
>Memes got Stephan Karl to re-perform We Are Number One
>Memes put Chris Chan into Sonic Boom

Guys, this can't all just be a coincidence. I'm getting pretty scared.
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>>88381814
Don't worry man. I'm not even autistic and I can't drive either.
Granted, I never actually tried.
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>>88386510
Maybe we can use memes to bring world peace? :^)
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>>88386544
Perhaps that is what the "gas the kikes" posts will bring us...
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>>88386544
>World Peace
>With memes

Meme Magic is CHAOS MAGIC
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>>88386630
I believe it was Nietzsche who said, "From chaos, comes order"
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>>88382533
The capitalization thing he does always bothers me extra, because it's sort of also done sometimes as a writing technique in the Winnie the Pooh books and other children's literature, and in those it's actually kind of charming. But then I see Chris doing it and it's just cringey and kinda ruins it.
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>>88386510
You overestimate the "power" of memes. Trump didn't win due to memes, he barely squeaked by, and with a history defeat in the popular vote, too.

Most people don't know what memes are, and don't care. They can't have power if people don't know about them.
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>>88386510
I half expect the cops to raid Stan Lee's house and find out that he eats peoples hearts or some shit.
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>>88386676
>Most people don't know what memes are
you underestimate the power of meme
anyone who's in the internet more than 4 year know meme
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>>88382047
Who are those other characters around him?
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>>88386676
To be fair, /pol/ did cause quite the stir with the Media and Hillary Clinton, not to mention Trump tweeting a Trump pepe, So I can kinda understand where the whole "WE MEMED TRUMP INTO THE WHITE HOUSE" thing comes from, especially considering the whole Kek thing they got going.
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>>88386630
>>88386661
I think you mean chaos CONTROL
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>>88382417
>Don't Shitpost I'm Scared

Damn, I can't believe how much effort was put into this.
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>>88386723
This post needs to DISAPPEAR
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>>88380822
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>>88386007
this is coming from a guy who once wrote that a cure for the gays would be made from his own blood
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>>88383190
>> "SonAmy, spicy!"

jesus christ my sides
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>>88386510
Oh fuck off, memes didn't do any of that shit. Stop overvaluing abstract in-jokes on a Cantonese interpretive dance forum.
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>>88386787
Do you feel that? It almost feels like a SONIC WIND
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>>88386778
There were a few good ones this year. I think that as it becomes a more established thing, people put more thought and preparation into it.
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>>88371825
>>88383249
>>88386510
If meme magic can get Chris in the Sonic franchise, can meme magic save his/her life?
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>>88386676
So what you're saying is trump won on schedule and under budget?
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>>88386982
He's keeping himself alive through sheer force of hate for brown arm sonic
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>>88386982
I'd say his continued existence is evidence enough of meme magic.
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>>88386676
Ye of little faith
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>>88386176

>Ok, I would never say that.
>Of course you wouldn't, TAILS.

Is the show consistently this good? I remember catching a few episodes of it when it started out and finding it ok.

>>88371825

Is this how the anti-Christ is born?

>>88379018
>>88379094
>>88379185
>>88379635
>>88380472
>>88380639
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>>88386676
>he barely squeaked by, and with a history defeat in the popular vote, too.

Sounds like you think he doesn't deserve to win.
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>>88386982
Chirs will inject soo much semen in his taint that he will magically impregnate himself and give birth to twins as the first case of human
Mitosis. Then the process will continue until CWCville became a real nation
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>>88386982
Chris' only chance would've been if he'd been put in a different home when he was a kid, with parents who paid attention to him and kept on top of him to make sure he learned to integrate with society, to get him some occupational therapy, to socialize him with decent kids who understood that he had problems and might occasionally say things that seem strange and annoying.

Chris would've probably turned out to be a huge weirdo in any event but his parents just not at all giving a fuck about him made him the monster he is today.
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>>88387000
What do you mean by "on schedule"?

What I mean is that Trump, had he been just a percentage point different in, say, Wisconsin (he won this one by 0.2% of the vote), or Michigan, and I think Ohio, he would have lost. Three states gave him the election, and he barely won them against THE most despised politician in decades.

That's not a "Ronald Reagan" victory, that's a "got by on the skin of his rectum" victory. /pol/ inflates his victory, when the numbers just don't agree. Trump needs to do MUCH better if he wants a second term, instead of being a one-term failed President.
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>4 months ago
>"DON'T WORRY GUYS HIS ABSCESS WILL DEFINITELY KILL HIM, GIVE HIM 1 OR 2 WEEKS TOPS"
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>>88387132

a lying, cheating, poor businessman whose gone bankrupt several times, been accused of rape and sexual assault by more women than Bill Clinton, embroiled in numerous lawsuits, who his own party doesn't even seem to be behind, and is in bed with a self-obsessed authoritarian who wants to bring back the USSR, who is exactly the kind of person who dicked over the people he promised to bring back jobs for doesn't deserve to be president?

gee
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>>88386676
Motherfucker, he shouldn't have made it out of the goddamn joke phase. He tore through the Republican primaries like a rabid Chester Cheetah and probably fucked the party beyond recognition. Hell, even if he squeaked into victory, there's no way in hell he should've even been on a ballet. It's insane. It's hilarious.
God it's so great that politics in my country are so goddamn boring.
>>
>>88387132
Oh, he absolutely does deserve to win. Electoral College > popular vote.

He's still the most highly despised President-elect in decades, and that's saying something after Bush and Nixon.
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>>88387124
The show picks up half-way through season 1. It's pretty funny, with some good banter between the characters.
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>>88387158

you know what else made him what he is today?

The weird, creepy bear baiting phenomenon born out of the internet's obsession with goading him to and watching him destroy himself.
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>>88380559
>>88379018
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>>88386676
Aren't they just memetic information? Just a faster form of genetic information that can help a species adapt even quicker to their environment?
>>
>>88375431
will these people ever realize that their willingness to include every idiot that wears a dress and has a mental illness is the exact reason why they get mocked

who am i kidding, i answered my own question
>>
>>88386510
Why was Knack a meme?
>>
>>88387370
Deep mate. Can you move this discussion on to /pol/, since this shit is off-topic here?
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>>88387233
absolutely, but if his parents could've been bothered to notice when shit started hitting the fan, they maybe could've restricted/supervised his internet access before he turned himself into a living meme. I mean it could've gone pretty far but once the poor bastard gave out his address and phone number, they should've noticed something was wrong and should've permanently "cut down" his internet privileges, but Bob and Barb were always convinced they knew what was best and everybody else was just against them for some reason.
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>>88387370
>caring about politics

I voted for him because it was funny.

My dad voted doe him because he hates being told flight attendants get to have opinions.
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>>88387439
Well, you kinda have to care about politics in Murica.
>>
>>88380922
>Cris-Chan has achieved more in his life than I have and he will forever live on the internet and the shows that make references to him, meanwhile I will just disappear after I die and no one will remember me or visit my grave
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>>88387486
We really need a "Grave of the Unknown Shitposter" thing.
>>
>>88387466
Why? The (((banks))) and multinationals will continue to run your country no matter who gets elected.
>>
>>88387532
Yeah, but people should at least try to not put people in who will start another World War.
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>>88387628
But Hillary Clinton lost.
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>>88387642
ebin.
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>>88377140
>Someone somewhere has a Nazi Pepe iphone cover
What a year, huh?
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>>88371050
>Don't call anyone was two years ago

Where does the time go
>>
>>88387486
>Chris Chan is the most documented human being in history, beating out Alexander, Caesar, Jesus of Nazareth, and Stalin combined
>>
>>88386510
Memes brought YJ back or a 3rd season
>>88386676
>squeak
>biggest electoral upset since Reagan
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>>88388121
>2 mighty emperors
>God incarnate
>brutal leader of the Soviet Union
>a fag on the internet is better documented than them
That's terribly depressing.
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>>88388236
Even mere mortals can strive to become gods anon.
>>
>>88388121
I'm almost certain there are extensive documents written about every action the US president takes daily
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>>88387169
I'd say Anthony weiner did her in.
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>>88387519
>>88387486

A little something for y'all.

>Here lies the anon, too afraid to be called a fag, thus remaining content with simply shitposting, never brave, never known, nothing but an empty set of numbers.
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>>88388536
Well, yes, probably, but that info isnt available to the public. Do we really know what shirt Obama was wearing on some random day in the white house?

The CwCki has info on EVERY SHIRT CHRIS EVERY WORE, AND ON WHAT DATE

Turns out his red and blue polo shirt is extremely hard to find, which makes it hard for cosplayers to get the look down exactly right. HIs parents likely bought it for him at goodwill in the 90s so its lost to time.
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>>88388872
Beautiful.
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