Why haven't you met Constantine yet?

>>88369623
Because eez a dangerous bastard. If Ay ever meet 'im Ay wul batti 'is shit so 'ard dat I'll send 'im back ter de Vertigoverse.

>>88369623

Been too busy buttfucking the She-Hulk to notice any Constantine

>>88369623
I don't like meme characters

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>>88369623
By met you mean read, I do and have. Not for much longer though. I keep hoping the new Constantine books get better but they haven't.

I don't see why they don't just bring back the old Hellblazer writers and start another line of Hellblazer comics?

>>88369623
Because unlike Alan Moore, I don't think I could get away with making a tulpa (particularly one of John Constantine) without being committed to a psych ward.

>>88369623
Does he sell encyclopedias?

>>88369623
Because I've never been to London-town. Do you think he'd sleep with me?

>>88370238
Several other writers have met him.

>>88370119
>He doesn’t know

I bet you haven't met Death either

>DUDE MAGIC!
>ZWAP! ZAP!

>>88370384
All the writers died? Shit.

>>88369623

Because I'm not one of his writers.

>>88369623
Because he's a fictional character.

>>88370516
No, Delano, Ennis, Moore and even Jenkins are still alive and well.

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>>88370384
>tfw when I die I'll get to meet qt Death all thanks to Gaiman's meme magic