I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO

>>88363993
>Be homestuck in high school
>Nobody reads it in school but me
>Read SBaHJ, love the "ITS TUESDAY YOU FAT NASTY TRASH" strip
>Someone bitching about Mondays
>Interject with "ITS TUESDAY YOU FAT NASTY TRASH"
>tfw it was on Wednesday
>Argue with other kid for rest of class about what day of the week it was

>>88364459
>Argue with other kid for rest of class about what day of the week it was
Classic

>>88364459
that sounds retarded

>>88365181
Get a load of THIS hornses ass

What's the polar opposite of SBaHJ in terms of humour?

I'm trying to make a scale that goes from surreal and irreverent to traditional and intelligent.

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>>88363993
>this meme will eternally outlive Homestuck and Hussie

biptch

>>88365788
To this day I will keep mentally repeating all the SBaHJ bit quotes to myself at frequent odd moments

>>88365700
xkcd?

>>88365700
Homestuck

>>88365898
It still needs to BE funny though

>>88365966
Oglaf?

>>88365839
i replace forgot with forogot on a regular basis

>>88366233
I will, for the rest of my life through drug and doom, be unable to pass any Subway without loudly sniffing as hard as I can, at the lovely stonk

>>88365966
SMBC? George Carlin? Frasier?

homestuck fags kys

>>88366574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze_dBldmBDw

>>88366574
Those all seem to be middle-brow at best. High-class humor is something that I would imagine philosophers, not scientists and engineers, joke about with each other.

>>88365966
But SBaHJ is funny, therefore it's inverse would be unfunny.

>>88366767
I hate to tell you this, but The New Yorker uses the same jokes as everyone else. There is no "High-class humor".

>>88366796
What about, like, a screwball comedy like Oscar that sets up a lot of stuff that doesn't pay off for a long time. Maybe that's not totally distinct from Frasier, but Frasier is limited by being a sitcom.

The only good comic

>>88365700
considering sbahj started as an self-aware ironic parody of gamer webcomics the polar opposite would be a tryhard gamer webcomic such as ctrl-alt-del or whatever the blue bear fag was drawing

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>>88363993
Has this shit only been around for 6 years?! Been on /co/ since b4 homosuck was a thing and it feels like it has been here waaaay longer. It was the first banable /co/ topic wasn't it? Before poni and atla/korra .. sigh..

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>>88367101

>>88367101
7.5 years and no, mlp was banned before homestuck

>>88367101
>waah people dont like what i like

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>>88367355

>>88363993
this comic defined a generation

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It should be an unspoken rule that, should they become nothing more than shitposting and trolling, Homestuck threads are to become cosplay dumping grounds.

And it better be hot cosplay.

>>88367428
>implying they were anything else

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>>88367428

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>>88367378

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Hey, the Kanayaposter is late.

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>>88367581
so is katnep anon!

>>88365700
Something formulaic and calculated that's trying to be a big hit but ultimately just not funny and therefore abhorrent.

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>mfw i expected Homestuck to be a refinement of everything Problem Sleuth was

>>88369641
So... New Ghost Busters?

>>88369995
new ghost busters was never intended to be a big hit
their marketing strategy from the start was to make it so that going to see it was an activist statement

>>88369729

In another world, it could have been. It would have been. If you compare early HS to mid HS to late HS, if he didn't let his writing become so influenced by his fandom and peers, HS would have been radically different.

He let himself slip a little around Act 5, the formal introduction of the trolls, but he could have recovered at that point. That was only an extra couple of bloat characters. Cascade was an ominous sign of things to come, but if he really got his shit together, he could have still been able to make a half-satisfying ending. He could have tied up loose ends in a way that didn't feel horribly contrived. Things were still simpler, then.

The introduction of the Pre-Scratch Trolls in tumblr hashtag packaging was the nail in the coffin. If Homestuck was dying before, then Openbound was the bat to the dead horse.

>>88365700
Either XKCD or CAD. Either super sophisticated low effort masturbation or super lazy cookie cutter trash.

STARIS DUDE

So what do you think the new SBaHJ thing Hussie is working on is gonna be?

>>88374395
I TOLD YOU DOG

>>88375141
this couple is shit tier

stop polluting this thread with homestuck shit. the only good thing to come from homestuck was sbahj

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>>88377582
Why are time players the best?

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>>88379461
where's my timeline where all the Time players joined Caliborn

>>88366767
Jeeves and Wooster seems like the closest thing to what you want that I can think of.

>>88367428
Where's the Nepteta/Meulin upskirts

>>88367428
homestuck cosplayers look fucking retarded. I like the comic but god damn

Homestuck is shit but I will always love Sweet Br.

Hella Jeff is a shit, though.

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you can't control memes. they take on a life of their own

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>>88367473

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>>88363993
it seems liek...

THE HACK

has lanbed

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>>88380694
I don't have any. Here's a Vriska.

>>88380719
I wish they were age-correct. We need more 13 year old girls cosplaying in mini-dresses and tight white tee-shirts.

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Let's take a moment to thank Hussie for using his fame and fanbase for a good cause.

>>88383347
hiveswap comes out soon

>>88383906
troll jegus is really annoying

>>88380817
>Terezi and Karkat are boning but Vriska wants to bone Karkat but Tavros wants to bone Vriska but Aradia is a heartless clone and Kanaya wants to bone Terezi

I think I got something wrong there.

>>88383929
you mean the first 25% of hiveswap comes out soon, and the other 75% will be canceled shortly thereafter

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>>88384227
more like
>1st chapter is finally out
>everyone floods to it after all this waiting
>it's shit comparable to MN9 in quality and substance
>the next chapter takes an entire year to come out
>it's only 1.5 hours long and costs $10 even if you backed the game
>3rd chapter hasn't even been developed yet
>everyone is mad at WP
>Hussie shrugs and points to Cohen, ending his career
>chapter 3 never comes out, game cancelled
>Hussie can finally fade into obscurity forever with whatever KS money he managed to hoard for himself
>the end: bad ending

The last good thing hussie ever made. What a shame.

>>88365700
kingdom come

>>88365700
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Sweet_Bro_and_Hella_Jeff

>sbahj not intelligent

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>when you see girls dressed up as homestuck characters
>many of which are all super powerful, some having immortality and even greater powers linked to their sburb info
>then remembering how easy it would be to rape the girl cosplaying. dressed up as formidable character

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>>88387402
Like imagine a girl going from her best vriska impression, acting all smug and the like, handling some dice she borrowed from her brother, to being forced onto the floor face, fake glasses getting bent, tears ruining her gray makeup just begging for you to let her go as you mentally count all the 8's she just screamed and it's too many so you tell she's acting out of character.

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>>88387609

>>88387622
I want to hurt Dirk. I want to hurt his pride forever.

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>>88387697
>dragging some twinky dirk cosplayer into a bathroom stall
if he didn't already know how to suck dick, he's gonna learn today

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>>88380058
Looks like rule 63, I like it

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>>88384927
It was kinda lackluster more than a few times. Plus the new SBAHJ stuff is gonna probably be bad, and KC Green's PXS SBAHJ comics were bad (for the most part)

>>88387712
>homestuck cosplayers
>he

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>>88388030
There are some.

Characters you want to murder irl:

>Karkat

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>>88388076
>both clearly fat chicks

>read homestuck in hs
>read it in class one day
>weird meme gender girl recognizes it
>thankfully we only talk a small handful of times
>never read homestuck again
The end. Glad I never made friends obsessed with it, no doubt I would've done some embarrassing things

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>>88388169
Further photographic evidence.

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>>88388221
That's Chris Chan, who is a beautiful women.

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>>88388262
I'm sorry but the documentation backs it up.

>>88388332
That's someone's dad, doesn't count.

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>>88388382
Perhaps you are correct.

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>>88388456
Jesus fuck

>>88364459
>Be homestuck
what

>>88387748
KATNEP ACKBAR

>>88388521
What word would you use to describe a fan?

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>>88388635
A homestuck fan.

>>88388635
homestuck reader
MSPA reader
gigantic retard

'homestuck' as someone who reads homestuck is the dumbest fucking thing tumblr ever made and i can't believe it caught on because not only does it sound completely retarded it makes no sense

if i enjoy watching three old guys fuck around with cars, am I a Top Gear? If I like watching landscapes come to life with a soothing voice, do I make blog posts to fellow The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross-es?

>>88387609
But what if she's into rough sex like that?

I wonder why Japan never made Homestuck doujins. You'd think at least one artist would read a rough summary and just say "Okay, we've got the basics. Now how do we get them to fuck?".

>>88388804
There just aren't enough westaboos for that, and most of them were jade people.

>>88388817
Bummer.

Still waiting for a live-action Homestuck porn parody too.

>>88388907
there are tons of those

>>88387609
Dude, if you want to no one's gonna stop you, but at least ask for their IDs first. You don't want to run into Age Appropriate Vriska, you don't.

>>88388804
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=Homestuck&type=manga&r18=1

>>88388658
>the old guy in the background
>"what the fuck is this shit"

>>88389184
Sure, but on pirated DVD and titled "This Ain't Homestuck! An XXX Parody" ?

>>88389261
>You don't want to run into Age Appropriate Vriska, you don't.
Idea for a doujin: Reader Self Insert runs into a group of age-appropriate Homestuck cosplayers who need a sexy chaperone to help them get in-character and out-of-costume. Nobody is arrested.

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Why is Aradia so fucking stupid?

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>>88389448
All girls in Homestuck with long dark hair are fucking stupid
>Vrisker
>Aradio
>Feferari
>Jade

>>88389475
Good think Aranea is never fucking stupid!

>>88380817
>yfw Shinji knocks everybody out with his horns

>>88389514
She has short hair

>>88389296
In the end an age appropriate Dad Egbert walks in, who is also professionally appropriate: a federal agent.

>STRONG FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL

>>88389610
But you're forgetting the Shyamalan Twist: You were the federal agent the whole time. And you were a Dad Egbert the whole time as well.

And there was no other Agent Dad who walked in. That was also you the whole time.

Thinking about it ends up being a colossal waste of time.

>>88389559
But Terezi has short hair and she is the biggest fucking slut in the comic.

>>88389675
Yes but she's not dumb, Aradia is both dumb and a slut. Jade is just dumb

>>88389697
>she is not dumb
>retcon quest
>from being spitroasted by Dave and Gamzee to being spitroasted by Vriska and John

Why is Karkat such a fucking cuck? He even told John to fuck his gf.

>it's been 8 months
>it still hurts
>the new sbahj thing will probably also be shit

>>88379461
>dave
>best anything
I think not friendo, maybe once but not now.

You know, I accidentally left $50 at a movie drive-in once. And I still feel like donating to Hiveswap was a bigger waste of money.

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>>88389261
>http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=Homestuck&type=manga&r18=1
I suspect that nearly all of these were drawn by weeaboos who use pixiv

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>>88389962
Yeah, at least there's always Davesprite though-
Oh wait.

Shitty Players for each Class

Heir - Equius
Maid - Jane
Seer - Kankri
Rogue - Rufioh
Knight - Karkat
Prince - Eridan
Witch - Feferi
Page - Horuss
Mage - Meulin
Bard - Cronus
Thief - Vriska
Sylph - Aranea

Shitty Players for each Aspect

Breath - John
Light - Vriska
Time - Dave
Space - Calliope
Life - Jane
Void - Zahhak family
Heart - Dirk
Hope - Ampora family
Blood - Karkat
Mind - Pyrope family
Doom - None

>>88365700
A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage is Irreversible?

>>88391878
what do you mean by "shitty"? The impressiveness of the feats performed by the character? Caliborn wasn't particularly skilled at manipulating time, he just passively has time-loop-based plot armor until he doesn't.

>>88366628
We keep trying, but the game just keeps rezzing us.

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So which characters do you think would be the simplest to fix?

The hardest?

>>88392336
terezi, rose, basically any female character that isn't an antagonist

>>88392477
Wait, is that list simplest or hardest?

>>88392336
Pretty much anyone who was once a good character who had there personality stripped away for 'muh progression.' Karkat, Rose, Dave would be pretty easy--Jade as well. Roxy would be the hardest to fix, I think. Vriska just didn't need to steal the main characters role.

>>88392336
They are all hard as fuck to fix. Even the shitty fanadventures fail at this.

>>88392499
hardest
hussie can't write female protagonists

>thst one episode where Vriska got diagnosed with autism

>>88393413
>she actually believes it
>wears unironic oversized turtlenecks
>stutters
>gets social anxiety

>>88392531
That's because they're written by idiots.

Is Dad's (Both of them) strength coming from their guardian status or is it because they are offspring of the kids? I mean Mom just seemed like a stronger Roxy, likewise for Dirk and Bro.

>>88394221
that's not how troll biology works reeeeeee

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>>88395209
Both.

>>88395477
I don't get it
who are "made" and "gave"

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>>88395552
nobody knows

>>88395083
>written by idiots
Most of them are pandering to our wishes, though.

See Karkat having a more important role.

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>>88397634
Just because they're doing the correct thing doesn't meant they're well written.

>>88397757
>muh ships
Fuck off

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>>88398121
Make me fucko.

>>88367464
Vriska has a nice ass

>>88386856
>>88387609
These Dave cosplayers have gone too far

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What did he mean by this?

Somebody post that "there are layers of meaning here you don't understand" pic

Fucked if I'm going to go back through thousands of pages to find it

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>read homestuck with bro in high school
>trollstuck happens
>tumblr starts sinking its fangs into homestuck
>fat counterculture chick clique suddenly diehard homestuck fans
>ignore them and keep reading
>permavirgin bro on the other hand sees an opening
>starts working his way into landwhale tumblr clique with homestuck
>suddenly only cares about shipping
>eventually stop talking to him after I realize where he's headed when he suddenly starts getting triggered by the word "faggot"
>last time i heard, he was a hair-dying, nail-painting, communist pansexual who decried monogomous relationships and ended up knocking up some retarded tumblrina because she said she was on the pill so he didnt bother using condoms
thanks, hussie.

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I have so much nostalgia for homestuck. It was something really special, the kind of excitement and energy that surrounded it. It's such a shame that it self-destructed and died in disgrace. Even if someone picked up the comic and started to read it afresh, they'd miss out on so much of the peripheral experience, all the hype and fanfiction and music and the cries of UPDATE that echoed across the internet.

>>88399527
I think it's "there are levels of irony here that you don't understand"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FphNspI6Ch4

Opposite stuck is better than Beforus/Openbound.

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>>88399839
There have to be petabytes of data and years of time devoted to feverish homestuck discussion, just kind of floating around in archive forums and blogs and caches

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The game's not even out yet and there's already a merchandise store.
http://www.welovefine.com/feature/hiveshop.html

>>88398255
We're reaching new levels here today boys

>>88398255
is this supposed to be an insult to jews? i don't understand

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>>88399839
DEAR GOD
THE HEIGHTS
THE WEIGHTS
THE SKIN TONES
THEY'RE ACTUALLY REASONABLE AND NOT NOT TRYING TO MAKE THEM LOOK LIKE FAT BLACK TRANNIES

Christmas miracles do happen!

>>88399889
Least this means Joey cosplayers

>>88400243
You mean Joey nudestuck

>>88400177
that john is not reasonable.

By all accounts he should be the buffest kid

>>88401453
Why is that?

>>88399710
You should have been here for him.

>>88401567
mangrit

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What was his endgame?

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>>88399889
>Hussie already trying to fucking merchandise Hiveshit
This is hilarious and pathetic in so many ways.

>>88403154
To be the blapck friend.

>>88388635
Stucky, like Star Trek's Treky.

>>88403154
the only true answer

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>>88363993

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>>88388082
Put him out of his misery.

I want to ejaculate on Nepeta's butt
how do

>>88402612
That usually shows up in ones twenties

>>88407340
Find a cosplayer and get her high.

>>88407340
Bend Nepeta over

Ejaculate on her butt

Need more help?

>>88407340
Dress up like Karkat and get her to bend over.

>>88363993
tfw he's better at writing an unintentionally bad comic than an intentionally bad one

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>>88403154
Redemption.

>>88408842
I'd say most people are.

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:B

>when Karkat gets fatter than Jane and Vriska combined on every fanart

Why is this fandom so fucking awful

>>88409839
because it's filled with insecure white girls.

>>88409896
>you will never be an insecure white girl who self-inserts as Karkat and just wants to be fucked hard by Sollux, Eridan, John, Dirk or Dave

feels bad man

>>88410060
>self-inserts as Karkat

For what purpose

>>88410079
He is useless

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>>88410060
you just described all of me ex's roleplay habits

fucking unreal
I couldn't compare to her imaginary boyfriends

So there I was, trying to find some good Homestuck cosplay on Instagram to jack it to, when I found this masterpiece of roleplay in the comments section.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJTQ6b3D7Kg/

Needless to say, the quality of Homestuck cosplay nowadays is on equal footing with the quality of Homestuck roleplay as well.

>>88410079
They view him as fat, angry, and useless, like them

>>88410098
How? They are all fucking easy to roleplay as.

Sollux - dude bipolarity lmao
Eridan - make the best eri expression as possible while banging her
John - dude con air lmao
Dirk - be a controlling dom
Dave - dude irony lmao (you need to stick a banana up your ass and set yourself on fire ironically)

>>88410174
>be a controlling dom
>easy to roleplay
how the fuck do you get through 10 seconds of that shit before you die of embarrassment

>>88410174
oh dear. I think you may have mistaken my statement as an admission of "kinky bedroom stuff". We never got down to business, but text-based roleplays where a hobby of hers, and not one I ever actually participated in with her.

I never read the transcripts, there is a good chance at least some of that stuff was in there though.

>>88410210
The same way anyone gets through a roleplay without embarrassment I imagine.

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>>88410210
You gotta be a certain person, anon. You need to want to hurt and control someone who wants to actually consent to that kind of control from you.

>>88410100
Man and here I'm thinking you could get some UGLY hot RP porn out of that scene if you let Roxy go off on Jane after saying that

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?
from the welovefine page

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I came here to fight kanaya posting. Any kanayas posted past this point will be shot on sight.

>>88411171
Davekat

Homosucks please go.

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>>88411179
Hey Guys What's Going-

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>>88411216
I warned you, man. Why didn't you listen?

>>88411171
Probably more Hiveswap merch

>>88411235
But...
is your picture of Kanaya getting shot by Eridan, in itself, a Kanaya?

>>88411276
*isn't

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>>88411276
What? What are you saying? That I've become that which I hated? A kanaya poster?

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>>88411318
wwelcome to hell

>>88411370
*Wwelcome To Hell

where is karkat...

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>>88411399
I mean if you want to open that old box of nightmares, I'd say it should be WWelcome to hell

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>>88411400

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>>88411400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-af9BnT38V8&feature=youtu.be&t=44s

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>>88411400

>>88411370
>>88411399
>>88411425
i dont knoww wwhats goin on here but dont like it an im taking you all dowwn

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>>88411470
forgot the pic...

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>>88411205
But it's the only good part of Act 6.

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>>88411477
typical eri

>>88389448
sauce?

is this the same guy who did that NTR comic?

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Anyone what a character fanart dump? No kan or ara because they get posted too much.

>>88411620
Fuck off

Start dumping when we reach bump limit

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>>88411620
Everyone hates every character now so I say carapaces of all kinds

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>>88384131
You forgot the part where hussie is boning kanaya while thinking about the dolorosa.

>>88411673
Okay. Small dump.

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>>88384131
>>88411708

reading that with rum and Noctis screaming and grunting to cystal music in the background has me laffin fierce

>>88411620
>ara
>posted too much
what did you do with the real cuntpi

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If a carapace is part dog are they still carapace or are they just a disgusting furry?

>>88411772
Sometimes a good thing needs to be saved for a special occassion.

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>>88411793
I'd like to think they become a nightmare freak of dog encased in carapace shell like armor, along with whatever nuclear innards.

Aranea is perfect.

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>>88411823
nightmare jack is also good.

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>>88411847
Nightmare Jack is the goddamn standard. It's not fun if it isn't horrifying fantasy-fi hell monsters with knots.

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>>88411827
So wait, someone who bothered to remember, what happened to the 'false' Alpha timeline? It kept going, didn't it?

>>88411896
consensus seems to be that it was just plain erased, but the retcon contradicts itself in a number of ways and virtually nothing is explained

>>88411896
Assuming you mean the pre-retcon timeline, retcons override an existing timeline, so it no longer exists. Of course, any effects a timeline had outside of the timeline itself, are still in effect.

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>>88411922
That is both fascinating is a weird lost end kind of way, and just fucking creepy with the increasingly callous soulless attitude that the writing took to all life towards the last 75%.

I hope the lost Alpha has some kind of happy end despite the murder and the loss of the all the cast to that point to the eternal hell end of the black hole sun. So,

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got distracted, more mayor.

At what point does a carapace become too human-looking? Noses? Cheek bones?

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>>88412012
Please observe tolerance of the carapace-posting policy request. When it is over, which won't be long, we can post Serkets. Over 8. For now, though, you're only allotted this one (1) single Aranea per treaty.

>>88412065
well you certainly made it count
humina humina humina

>>88412012
>>88412065
thick

Creamy

THIGHS

For the love of fuck, kill all of the sjw and tumblr homestuckers.

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>>88412050
I most like them exactly as they were drawn - expressing primarily with hands and eyes, with mouths only shown rarely or comedically, or to show power and menace like with the higher ups. I hate them too humanized.

>>88412050
even Jack having pupils in Cascade was too much

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>>88412109
I thought that might work one time, just once, as a sort of shock scare in a murderous moment. It just needed a more consistent style to work better than it did.

God. Why did Hussie abandon Jack as a villain? He was the perfect menace. He never even needed English like he did. Or the Empress, who got ultra chumped. Way too many antagonist cooks he could have used in their own spin off or standalone stories. It's a shame really.

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>>88412098
stabdads is also good, though. I will refrain from posting it, however.

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>>88412109
does this trigger you?

>>88412148
nah that's kind of cool actually

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>>88412144
If you post Stabdads, which are good, keep them to carapace ones. I know what you mean though, the humanized art stuff is fine, and well done stuff.

>>88412148
Oh that's a neat concept for them.. The carapace royalty were a solid concept.

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>>88412168
Oh good. I'd hate to upset you.

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>>88412183
Hearts Boxcars did nothing (N o t h i n g) nOTHING
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wrong.

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>>88412200
But what about AR? Did he deserve his fate?

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>>88412208
No, but he has something to cherish. Something precious.

He got out by Cascade. He never even saw Act 6.

The Law saw that man home to a better place.

>>88388658
I'm jealous, I want Rip Taylor at my Homestuck wedding.

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I'm done. Said I'd be short. Have a happy clubs.

Every now and then I'm reminded of how truly magical Homestuck was at one time, and my soul cries.

>>88400494
Why do you need clothes to do nudes?

>>88412330
To take them off?

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>>88412330
To be sexy you idiot

>>88412342
So they're going to buy merch just to quickly take it off? Seems extravagant if you ask me. But lingerie is a thing so I guess extravagance is what people like.

>>88412371
>quickly
have you never heard of a strip tease?

I've got it
the word for a fan of homestuck is a "homefuck"

>>88412423
Time is money, I can't afford to wait for all the teasing, I need the bare minimum so I can rake in those boondollars.

>>88412459
kinda creepy there lad

homosuck is shit

>>88412539
we enjoy our autism

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>>88412524
Act like you got a drive to fuck and hands to manhandle with you nerd

>>88412564
i have neither of those so thats kind of difficult for me

>>88367101
atla was banned on /co/?

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>>88412573
If you got no libido I feel sorry for you

But I know anyone is capable of manhandling hands

Anyone, I believe in it

>>88412595
you dont get it anon

its not the manhandling im incapable of
i literally have no fucking hands
you ableist piece of shit

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>>88412615
then who was phone???

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>>88412615
SCIENCE WILL GIVE YOU THE POOOOWWEEEEERRRRRRRR

>>88412664
if equius made you robotic hands would you have 24/7 clammy palms?

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>>88412690
ask vriska

>>88412414
You picking the Eridan accent because Kanayaposter isn't around?

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>>88412697
>Barely any porn about Vriska's corrupt robot rape hand built to poison her with blueblood blood

>tfw Hussie won't truly end Homestuck cause it's all he has left

I love it

>>88412795
but she is a blueblood wtf

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>>88412801
They're still one shade different from cerulean to blue, anon

>>88412814
This is a blue board, pal

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>>88412825
NEVER

>>88412834
CANON
A
N
O
N

ROXY LOVES EXOSKELETON ALIEN COCK

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>>88412851
hard gross alien cock is the lalonde lifetime achievement

Karkat should rape:

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>>88412906

>>88412906
__no__

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>>88412906
Karkat should be raped by:

>>88412988
also no

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>>88412988

>>88413004
But anon, the 88 commands it to happen.
>>88413014
Noice.jpg

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>>88412988
I retroactively ship them

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>>88413074

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>>88413086

>>88413074
It's me fourth favorite Vriska ship, after Scourge Sisters, Vriska X John and **Vriska X Myself**
>>88413086
>>88413098
>>88413112
Good shit anon

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>>88413116
thanks

>someone dumps my crackshit otp
>have to hide every post

fuck you

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>>88413164

>>88412949
can't rape the willing

>>88412906
Feferi!

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>>88412795
I've seen Vrisky Mechanics, got anything else to share with the class?

>>88363993
To this day I have never read homestuck.
Something about the wierd design put me off, I don't even have any idea what it is about

>>88414245
You probably shouldn't waste your time with it then. Out of curiosity, what parts of the design do you mean are weird? I just want to know what you think of the story with your proclaimed ignorance of Homestuck.

>>88364459

Homestuck fans aren't austistic they said

>>88412988
NEVER
EVER