Dog Shit

>>88354828
who is even the demographic for this shit

>>88354861
Idiots.

>>88354861
Parents who don't give a fuck.

>>88354861
Parents who just want to take their screaming kid to a movie with their grandma so they can fuck in peace without the trouble of actually parenting.

>>88354828
You want some jaguar anal juice with that Sog shit, anon?

>>88354861
whoever out there who are for some reason STILL watching stuff like The X Factor

>>88354828
So who is the main character, the jew koala; the gay ape or the menopausic pig?

>>88354945
Its takes the tangy taste away from the shit,no thank you

>>88354861
Facebook Moms

>>88354861
/co/

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Remember when you could enjoy mediocre films and not need to act like a pretentious killjoy?

>>88355556
Nice tumblr filename, faglord

>>88355587
So is that a 'no,' or...

>>88355617
I'm sorry, but could you repeat yourself? I didn't quite hear the end of your post.

>>88354828
Look, just post the pig porn.

>>88354828

Literally no one is surprised and no one really cares

>>88354945
Gross, no. Just cranberry juice with a squirt of female puma piss, please.

>>88355709
And maybe something with those cute red pandas.

So... is there any actual conflict or antagonists in this film? I'm getting nothing from the trailers.

I've only watched like two or three trailers, so the plot is that the Koala likes that old rundown theater or whatever, so he runs a singing competition.

These main characters grow along the way all the while the theater is falling apart.

The theater is saved all the MCs are happy.
>Gorilla dad is proud of his son on the jail television
>Porcupine girl doesn't need no man
>Mom pig learns how to have fun
>Shy elephant isn't shy anymore

>>88357203
Porcupine better lez out in the end or im out, fampai

>>88354861
Furries.

>>88357203
Saw the recent trailer that spoils pretty much everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrWjjOOYxhI
and it looked like the Koala is in trouble with some bear, probably the "you have money for this shit but not to pay me off!?"

>>88357300
I've already seen a fanfic about her getting with the elephant.

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>>88357467

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>>88355587
I'm sorry, does this trigger you?

>>88357535
Note: SEEN. Not read.

>>88357044
The koala is holding a singing competition to rasie money to save the town

>>88354861
>Children
>Furries
>Autists
>Mainstream pop music consumers

>>88357599
I still don't get where the conflict is
Because if the money are raised from tickets to the show it doesn't even matter if participants can sing at the end of the day

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>>88357809
>tfw I am a mainstream pop music consumer

>>88354861
My mom

>>88357599
No, to save the theater. Either he owns it or he likes it and it's about to be torn down.

Honestly, i get disgusted every time I walk by the posters in the subway. Looks like hot shit.

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Ash is best girl

The pig mom is kind of hot, though. I'd let her sleep in my bed.

>>88357571
Well. Where is it?

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>>88357044
https://youtube.com/watch?v=s4P46Z5j43Q
Isn't the Seth MacFarlane mouse trying to win the singing competition, but for, like, the wrong reasons or something?

>>88361236

I think he's trying to pay of gambling debts or something. He's seen playing poker in a couple of trailers, and being chased in another. Could be a loan shark.

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>>88355587

>>88361234
Somewhere on Tumblr, appropriately enough.

>>88355678
why are you listening to text?

>>88355556

Those times are gone now that /a/ has taken over /co/

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>>88356719
Someone finally notice the cute J-Pop red pandas?! Sweet....yes

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>>88361447
WHERE?! Tell me WHERE!!!!!!

>>88354861
Me.

>>88364021
You asked for it
http://pussiwoff.tumblr.com/post/154327233203/falling-in-love-with-you-sing-fanfic

>>88357362
Holy fuck that trailer does spoil the whole movie.

But the film was good. Not great, but good.

>Parody of American Idol in 2016 TYOOL

Are these faggots serious?

>>88364741
Doesn't the movie know that American Idol doesn't work with prerecorded songs?

Answer: no it doesn't. Illumination is run by idiots.

>>88354828
No shit.

>>88354861
Furries
Kids
People who use musically and watched the Voice

>>88364802
>spoiler
More like fucking geniuses. Like it or not they just rake in the cash.

>>88361090
She's just "eh" in her usual clothes, but when she starts strutting around in that black catsuit, holy shit.

>>88354828
Don't you have a review to film, Jeremy?

>>88357300

She is better with Buster.

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>>88354828
This movie is destined to be utter shit, but I think I've developed a soft spot for the gorilla. He's just so darn cute.

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>>88354828
>watch Sing
>watch Sausage Party
choose wisely anon.

>>88354828
>>88354861
Zootopia pandering.

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>>88367582
>jacket looks like real leather
>in 10 years it will look like blocky PS1 graphics
why is CGI so flimsy?

>>88358577

Same.

She thinks it looks cute and I feel its a shameless cashin of we want the Zootopia audience

>>88367641

Sing. One hundred times Sing.

I prefer something light hearted over something full of edgy, gross and degenerate behavior.

>>88367641
Sing obviously

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>Illumination movie is shit
I'm too tired to come up with anything funny, so just pretend I made a clever post about water being wet or something.

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>>88354861
>childrens movie
>omg who is the demographic why cant this kids movie pander to me

>>88367641
Weeny fest

I'm actually kind of interested in it. I like that there's no ONE main character to root for.

I don't know I it'll be GOOD, but I AM interested. Looks more interesting than Secret Life of Pets at least.

Oh hey look someone decided to make Cats Don't Dance again, but this time for millennial shitspawn.

>>88367641
honestly prefer the character designs in Sausage Party

Everything done by Illumination looks so damn repulsive

>>88373583
i think millenials are too old to be this movie's main demographic

>>88354828
Has like an 80% on RT.

I've actually seen the money, It's every eehhh

>>88375328
Movie* my bad

>>88354828
The trailer makes it seem like it's trying for some big emotional thing, but reasons shows me there are too many characters for enough screentime to develop anyone and it'll end up a clusterfuck.

Also it got Humpty which makes it kinda funny to me.

>>88371728
Ah yes kids these days LOVE the Humpty Dance and Anaconda.

>>88375548
>movie about singing animals
>marketed DIRECTLY towards kids
>thinking kids care about song choices

>>88375581
>Kids don't care about music in this musical movie for kids
Huh?

>>88373942
I wonder what we could even call the new crop of movie-going shitlings of the Current Year.

>>88375548
You don't know any kids, do you?

>>88357809
>and me.

>>88373583
Cats Don't Dance was more like a shitty allegory about minorities in Hollywood, than a contest.

Fan art of Ash twerking when?

>>88355459
Only right answer I saw.

>>88375945
yes, they won't care what the music is just that there is music. How discerning do you think the tastes of 4-7yr olds are?

>>88367676
i dont understand.

what do you mean, CGI ages like milk, right?

I want to fuck the porcupine,

>>88360925
After watching Zootopia most fur animation nowadays just looks subpar.

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>>88360925
Ugly porky pine is ugly

>>88373583
Cats Don't Dance comes to mind but it had an antagonist and a conflict

>>88367547
Buster's an adult, she's a teen. Fags need to quit shipping. Age difference won't let it happen.

>>88367641
Wiener fiesta

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>>88358382

Sure, you can not like the movie but why are you all being such cunts about it?

>>88367676
I don't know. I mean TV CGI animation is still bound to get dated really quickly but the one used in movies from studios like Disney or Illumination has been holding up rather nicely.

Hopefully we're reaching the point where the difference between new technologies isn't incredibly jarring.

>>88381998
Recently everyone has gotten this mindset of "If it's not 100% perfect you're not allowed to enjoy it" thinking that'll make them sound smart.

I can't wait until the day people realize this mentality is retarded and stop pretending watching mediocre movies is sacrilegious.

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>>88379161
You best shut the fuck up.

>>88371728
>implying this is meant for kids
Dog shit is not normally fed to kids, go watch Ed Edd 'n Eddy the Movie for a real kids movie.

>>88367641
Youre bascily asking if we want edgelord humor over soccer mom humor

Someone post those bunny girl butts FUCK

>>88382072
There's more media than ever combating for our money so I'd rather not waste my precious time watching "just okay" ones. I won't call people idiots for watching it but I will ask "why??"

Furries so they can sell merchandise and make bank. They want to pig back off Zootopia

>>88357044
>>88357877
You've never watched a movie about a contest?

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>>88382510
God bless furries and their disposable income.

>Ape child has a father that isn't around because he's in jail

literal pottery

>>88382476
It's not like these movies/shows lasted days to get through.

Maybe people find something worthwhile their time in mediocre movies, have you ever thought about that? Not everyone needs a 10/10 masterpiece to have a good time.

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>>88382582
Words arent yet at a point to where I can express my level of disgust with that post

>>88354828

So who won?

>>88355556
I think it's just backlash from the sheer deluge of ads for the movie, anon. Literally every time I've turned on the TV the past week, I've seen it multiple times an hour - every commercial break in the case of CN and WWE. And every single clip is just "lol look funny animals sing the Top 50".

>>88386317
Oh god help you if you watched RAW tonight. Literally every 5 seconds was Byron Saxton babbling about this damn movie.

JeriKO... ;_;

>>88382582
>those bunnies arent even hot

>>88354828
I'm actually kind of amazed that there haven't been more threads about this movie. Zootopia was being picked up and waifushat for a whole fucking YEAR before it came out. This movie looks 10 times as shitty, MINIMUM, and I haven't heard /co/'s barest whisper about it until this thread

Reminder that Ash is into watersports

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>>88376203
At least it had some sort of meaning behind it's existence, even if the only memberable part of it was Darla.

>>88386717
There've been threads for a few days now, anon. And there's waifus here, too.
Ash is best girl[/sub]

no pics of that slutty looking mouse?

you suck, /co/

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>>88382038
>but the one used in movies from studios like Disney or Illumination has been holding up rather nicely

That depends how far back you go. It's a damn good thing that the humans don't have too much screentime in Toy Story, because they have NOT aged well. And Scud looks like something out of one of those intentionally bizarre CG animations on YouTube.

people who love celebrities and singing shows. do you really think kids give a shit about these songs or the people who sing them? Its like Rio with more animals

>>88387707
I'm talking stuff from like 2009-2010 onwards

Scud gives me the fucking creeps now, those eyes look fucking dead

>>88360925
I'd porky that pine if you know what I mean

My dick twitched when the bunnies were shaking their butts.

>>88382352
So
Much
This

>>88354861
Germans.

I kid you not, it's #1 in Germany right now.

http://www.cartoonbrew.com/box-office-report/moana-three-peats-atop-u-s-box-office-name-1-china-sing-tops-germany-146227.html

>>88354996
Yes

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>>88354828

Nobody. This film is for fucking nobody.

It's some piece of hot fucking garbage that's been sitting in someone's office since American Idol was the biggest crap on TV and got thrust from it's dark, deep drawer of eldritch horror terror ideas to shit all over any goodwill Illumination had left with audiences.

yet i am obsessed with it i cannot stop watching the previews and trailers it has dug it's claws deep into the recesses of my mind TOO CLEAN EVERYTHING LOOKS TOO CLEAN AND SOFT