MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF JUSTICE........
Look guys, I've been trying to talk him into it for months. Can't you just bring it up during one of your meetings or something?
>>88349601
Take your place pills Gordon.
>>88349601
Do you think your methods would work on Killer Frost?
>>88349601
Your Joker has been taken cared for Commissioner. He won't be walking anytime soon.
>>88349529
Anyone know where those cakes went?
>>88349529
Hello, local reporter clark kent here....
I want to asky you mr.batman, why won't you rape m--- the hansome joker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5IhylbVxeI
>>88350583
No! No! No! Raping the Joker isn't enough, otherwise I'd do it myself. BATMAN has to be the one to rape the Joker, otherwise it won't work.
Suck my cock testing to see if thesite is fucked
>>88350635
There you are Kent! I've been looking for you for hours! This whole raping the Joker thing has given me an idea. Superman needs to rape Lex Luthor, it's the only way to end his threat once and for all. Do you think you can help me convince Superman? And make sure Luthor doesn't find out, unlike the Joker, he'd do everything in his power to avoid it.
>>88350845
Ok. I'll use my super-sucking powers.
>>88350729
What the hell, let's go a step further: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfH3bDPNGHw
>>88350862
Hey Lexie, how about we hold our next Legion of Doom meeting on the Daily Planet rooftop? No particular reason really, just sounds fun. By the way, can I borrow an HD camera?
>>88350862
Well first you're going to need some fake Kryptonite, rubber ducky, 12 gymnastics some clown costumes a hell of a lot of duct tape and some lube 55 gallons of lube.
I've done this before. I know what I'm doing
Hey there gang! What's-
>kaboom
>>88350590
i have no idea, Superman
>>88352458
Rip
NIGGERS! FUCKING NIGGERS! AND SPICS! THEY SUCK PENNIS AND ALSO DICKE AND BALLS! NIGGERS!
Hey, ever thought of diversifying your staff here?
>>88354482
NO FUCK OFF
Where the HELL is Dino Time?!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Holy, apes! Batman, help me! it's happening again!
Guys, if we had world peace, do you think people would still have sex?
>>88349529
So where are the strippers?
>>88354600
why the fuck does nobody call me, spider-man for help? just because i've raped several kids over the past week doesn't mean anything.
>>88354625
>>88354705
Spidey, mate. Do you want a fruit?
>>88354896
No thanks Wolverine, I'm already gay. Also you're a fag you probably shoved that up your ass or something.
>>88354953
NO... maybe, damn it! is all your fault!
HA! Get ready to be flushed by my toilet powers Superfriends!
"Hello? Is this the legion of doom? Where can I inquire to join you orginization?"
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I raped the Joker.......................................................................................................................................................................................
>>88355746
No, this is Patrick.
>>88355746
We can fill you out on this call.
But there are requirements.
First question, do you have a arch nemesis, if so who?
...Beefaghetti
ATTENTION SUPER FRIENDS I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THE NEWS OF THE JOKER'S DEATH AND HIS FUNERAL WILL BE NEXT TUESDAY
>>88349529
>Why do our movies suck? Who is responsible? Let's put a stop to his dastardly deeds!
>>88355913
Who the hell is the Joker?
>>88354668
Right here >>88354482
>>88349529
Well, the contractors finally finished the upgrade.
>>88354896
You have blasphemed against the fruit God, prepare to be punished!
I have a confession: I'm only half Muslim.
Let's build that wall!
I liked the joker better when he only killed cops and people who sort of deserved it.
You know, like New Yorkers.
>>88349529
Honestly, the joker only kills bad people. Cops, Government Officials, Wealthy Industrialists, Urbanites. Everybody the joker has killed has had it coming in some way or another.
I honestly never saw the joker kill a good person.
>>88361425
The closest he ever came was killing that guy who cut him off on the freeway, and he even spared him after he showed him he had a sense of humor.
I don't like "evil" joker. I miss the playful psychopath who used to warm my heart with his gleeful murderous antics.
>>88355921
>>88349529
this thread's is cancer
I don't know why you guys keep sendin' me on missions to deal with the Soldier Heartless workin' for that Gem escort company, it all looks legit on paper to me.
Well... That and I don't like dealin' with his Gem guards, they make fun of me for usin' my own Heartless and say that I should try to take 'em on myself!