No seriously, what did she see in this deadbeat slob? The show

She's a sentinent alien rock who lives on a palace. She doesn't need financial support, she just wants some who's fun to hang out with.

Bad fanfiction tier writing.

Greg has a true and good heart you're an idiot if you can't see that. He would have even made a great dad but he was swept up into something strange and bigger than he can do. He's one of the very best characters.

>>88348124
Correct.
>>88348239
Also correct.

>>88348043
Rose isn't a human girl OP.

>>88348043
I hope you find actual love one day, anon.

what did ruby and sapphire see in each other?
literally same love at first sight shit

Why do all the gems keep on fusing? Fusion is just a lazy trick to make yourself slightly stronger.

>>88348898
Classic rich pamper girl meets rugged underdog punk.

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>>88348945
>slightly stronger
>slightly
Sure, Jasper. That's why you were so thirsty for the water bitch and even wild animals.

>>88348043
Rose doesn't' need financial support. She just thought he was interesting and was a good man. She didn't take it seriously until Greg asked her. Despite the fact that the Gem stuff is way bigger than he is, he's still there to support Steven the best he can.

>>88348043
The fact he actually wanted a deeper connection. And made her want it back.

Just kidding, the answer is of course, the Murdercock. It's true insidiousness is you know will kill you but you also know it's worth it.

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>>88349074

>tfw realizing Jasper fusing with the corrupted gem animal was a metaphor for someone so lonely and incapable of normal human relationships that they start practicing bestiality

>>88348745
As edgy as it sounds love seems weird to me at times. I have a friend who has PhDs and worked/studied in places of the highest shit, she's pretty well established for herself. Yet she dates a guy who has no job, sits around smoking weed all day and mooches off the government money his family gets.

Shit like that just doesn't process to me.

Girls don't need a reason to like guys. They just like them or don't like them. If a girl isn't attracted to someone, they didn't necessarily do anything wrong, and on the flip side Greg didn't necessarily do anything "right" either. She just loved him.

>>88349292
Maybe he's got a big dick.

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>>88349354

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>>88349354
The only correct answer

>>88349292
Maybe she feels comfortable around him, or he has a sense of humor or something. She clearly doesnt want for money.

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>>88348043
He had the rudest dick she had ever experienced in all her thousands of years on Earth

>>88349599
Probably a mix of not needing anyone's money because she makes bank herself, while simultaneously having low self esteem for whatever reason. She'd probably put up with all kinds of shit from him because on some level she feels that's all she deserves.

>>88349678
I never noticed that Pearl until now.

>>88349304
>preparing to explain that girls liking you is actually about not doing anything "wrong" until she falls for you

>>88349354
then this and I'm laughing too hard

>>88349520
I'm laughing at you.

>>88349778
He's right about the sex,wrong about the dating. Fucking lots of women is about manipulating romance to bypass what men think "dating" is.

>>88349778
You're a mean anon, just mean to the core!

>>88349778

He's not wrong. Women have no insight into the source of their emotions and arousal and just act on them whenever they come up.

>>88348999
Titanic-movie-poster.jpg

>>88350195
>>88349835
So since you redpills cracked the code and all, why aren't you drowing in pussy? And don't tell me you are, because instead of getting your dick sucked and your ass eaten out at the same time your posting this in a lesbian rock cartoon thread.

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>>88350249

>not preferring pure 2D

Fucking disgusting.

>>88348043
Absolutely nothing
Morphing to give birth to Steven was just another experiment for her that went super wrong

Greg is a super simp

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>>88348043
The Murdercock knows no boundaries.

>>88350249

There is no "code," the point is women don't decide who to date or have sex with consciously, so you should stop trying to approach them like friends you can convince to date you and just go directly to the making physical passes step instead. It's similar to how you wouldn't try to have a discussion with your dog about what food she wants to eat, you'd just put a bowl of kibble down instead because you understand they don't think like people do.

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>>88348043
Your question is directly answered in Young Greg's very first appearance. Quit wasting space, OP.

>>88350419
I wonder, if Steven grew up and had never met Connie or gotten involved with any human girl, would he continue the family tradition and murdercock one of the gems? Which gem would he murdercock? It could be any of the originals or the new ones. Or maybe he would venture to the stars to lay waste to Homeworld with his Jurassic dong.

>>88350879
He would tell you to stop self-inserting

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>>88350879
There can be only one.

>>88348043
He's a deadbeat slob NOW, anon. When they met Greg was a fine-looking aspiring rockstar.
It's literally every "when your parents met" history in american pop culture because Rebecca is cheesy like that.

>>88350472
fun fact: dog whistles work on women

I could use it everyday and get lots of sweet vagina but I figure I let other guys get a chance

>>88350962
While he inserts himself into some gems?

Homeworld used music to corrupt the physiology and mentality of gems. Presumably it can work the other way around.

>>88351031
Greg was always a deadbeat slob, he was just canon hot back in the day. I don't think either of those things mattered to Rose, though. She just liked that he was a hippie-dippie free spirit like her.

>>88351020
So it's decided. To take up the Murdercock mantle, Steven must fuck his own father to death.

Just like in nature.

>>88351037

It's less about what works on women and more about what definitely doesn't work on them, the latter being the "get to know them and engage them on an intellectual level" approach that most guys wrongly believe they should do.

>>88350879
Rose was the only xenobiologist of the bunch able to write human DNA.

>>88348043
The show alluded to Rose having other humans she would keep around as pets but she never close to them romantically. For some reason Greg being a weird loser beach bum tickled her fancy enough.
Maybe he was the first to not put her on a pedestal.
The show leaves a lot of hole thinking their being enigmatic but it just makes the story fell like a fragmented mess they're making up as they go.

>>88351189
The rules of nature, you might say

>>88350879
His power would work in reverse of his mothers. His Semen would contain the code to "teach" Gem bodies to create a viable womb system, get impregnate, and thus self terminate.

With all of the powers of his mom amplified or at least operating on a wider wavelength, eventually Steven conquered home-world with an army of watermelon Stevens and enthralled Sneeple. Thus begins the reign of Steven Diamond. Each day a new gem is sacrificed to "the slow death of rebirth" and Steven's elite, the army of the Half's, grows.

Since the "victums" have time to tell of the experience, the number of gems volunteering as tribute grows each year. All haill the murdercock.

>>88350249
Eventually you get your fill of sluts, Anon. At least enough that it's not necessary to fuck them constantly. Believe it or not there are full grown adults on 4chan.

>>88350495
The one where he flaked out on his failing music career for a chance at some pussy?

Yeah, what a catch.

>>88348043
watch the second episode.

He isn't perfect, but he's got some charm. What I like about the show is that it's got enough intrigue that I know we're not seeing the full picture here, and that we're bound to see more explanation in the future.

>>88351990
>because chicks hate when you make sacrifices for them.

>I'm HUNGRY for BABIES!!!
What do you think he meant by this?

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>>88349284
Fuck you for making me laugh so hard

>>88348043
Greg is canonically great at sex.

He cucked Yellowtail.

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>>88352581
Greg is canonically a virgin.

>>88348043
She was horny and he had a dick.

>>88352581
I think he was only banging Vidalia post-Marty and pre-Yellowtail. He was a hot piece of ass but also a bum, and while she needed some transitionary dick she also needed a man with a job. A job that wasn't working for peanuts at a car wash.

www younow com NiaImaniRocks

zach just said in an interview 'SU was just picked up for season 4', not sure exactly what he means though

>>88351280
>>88350472
tippy tip

>>88348043

First thing with a cock that she found.

>>88349292
love is really weird dude. It's not always a rational thing. The person I love is no stranger to pissing me off by being a stubborn butthead, but whenever I here that little faggot giggle I can't help but love the fucker even more.

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his sheer acting range
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRxGqPKFExM

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>>88352581
He probably had some amazing threesomes.

Rose's entire thing is that she loves things in spite of the fact that they're shitty. It's why she couldn't bring herself to destroy Earth, and it's why she was involved with Greg and Pearl.

>>88352653
Is this imagery intentional?

If so that's fucking lame. Steven really is the new Sonic that appeals to autistic Christians.

Rose is not really written like a "relatable" character, like the others in SU. The fact that she is dead and with an ever present influence on the other characters (her picture in the house shows this) and is only able to interact with them (and us) by memories basically seals her as much more of a plot device, if compared to everybody else in SU. All her actions including her relationship with Greg, have this aura of mystery and she is always demonstrated as a superior figure, even in the times she makes a mistake, so it's hard to guess what she was thinking.

>>88355082
"Whos jasper?!"

>>88349292
I'm dating an overweight NEET long-distance because we bond over pretty much everything and I find him handsome and charming. If I made that kind of money it'd be a no-brainer to stick with him even if he stayed a NEET, it's really only an issue for me if we can't make rent together by the time I graduate/move out.

>>88348043
Young Greg was hot

>>88349292

That's because you have autism, and therefore have trouble understanding human emotions.

>>88356774
Tell us more.

He was a boy.

She was a girl.

Can I make it anymore obvious?

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>>88348043
Gems are all sluts for the BHC (BIg Human Cock).

>>88348043

He's not a deadbeat he has a job and spends all the time with his son that the alien warriors will allow him to.

>>88360858
>he has a job
He didn't at the time.

>>88348043
he fucks like a champ

>>88348043

Deadbeat? He is a millionare.

>>88361340
He is now, but wasn't when they were together.

>>88361587

Also she is a space rock that vastly preceeds the existence of currency and this makes no difference at all.

>>88351037
>>88351280
holy shit you guys actually exist
when was the last time you went outside

>>88348043
>>88348239
>>88348124
besides this stuff the show also seems to be saying that Greg was attractive when he was young

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>>88348043
basically Greg has a great dong, great personality, rocking musical talent, a heart of gold, and just the right first appearance. Rose won at life, is all I'm saying.

He's fat and ugly and she's fat and ugly. It makes perfect sense.

>>88351379
When was that? I've heard rumors that Connie might be part gem but I haven't heard the thing about humans as pets.

>>88361851
>show also seems to be saying that Greg was attractive
>seems
It's funny how we can only guess that a character is attractive in the show because the art is so ugly and shitty.

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>>88348043
I would fuck him too not even homo

>>88362067
>filename
I'd compare it to a KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GRAY

>>88362434
Whoo, ok let me unpack all this crazy
>When was that?
Not that anon, but pretty sure he's referring to the episode We Need To Talk.
>I've heard rumors that Connie might be part gem
Wow that's fucking nothing.
>but I haven't heard the thing about humans as pets.
He's speaking metaphorically, not in some creepy S&M sci-fi fetish sense. Pearl is jelly of Greg so she tells him that he's just a passing interest for Rose, like a new pet, but she'll soon get bored with him. Then later Greg asks Rose if she's dated other humans before, and she says yes.

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>>88364007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HE3OuHukrmQ

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>>88364131
Thanks /co/mrade, I needed some new chill tunes while I got high.

>>88363797
BABAAAAAAY

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>>88349292
I dated a girl who was a complete and utter NEET. Like, hardcore shut in, dropped out of high school, barely left the house, mostly literally survived off of frozen chicken tenders.

But we had a lot to talk about, she was cute, both physically and personality wise, she had this really incredible disarming quality about her, where in a few words she could absolutely take me apart and just sort of leave me speechless and helpless in a conversation. We had some shared interests, we had lots of long, really in depth conversations about interesting things. We had stupid silly conversations about ridiculous things. But being with her made me feel excited, made my heart race, made me happy to be alive, which I don't think I've ever felt aside from that.

The point is, love isn't about marriage. It's not about a partner who's going to financially support you, or even help you in any practical means. It's about finding someone who makes you feel good, someone who you want to be closer to, who you want to be as close to as possible and never leave. Someone who sees you in a way no one else does, and makes you feel something no one else does.

Fuck, I just made myself incredibly sad.

>>88350879
If Steven were to be in a relationship with any of the gems, it would probably be Lapis, but Peridot's a possibility. MAYBE Amethyst, but I doubt it. Their family bond is too strong.

>>88364604
Why did you stop?

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>>88352701
>>88355800
I'm gonna be needing some artist's rendition of this STAT

>>88364645
Why Lapis and not Peridot?

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>>88364700
she's a lesbian now.

I've been fucking meme'd. I'm real life fucking George Costanza

>>88364742
He saved Lapis first. Also she's more susceptible to a murdercocking, being an old school gem and presumably having the old school womb shapeshifting powers.

>>88364742
Lapis is more into/dependent on Steven. And Steven seems a bit more invested in her.

Steven is realistically the only person in the world who Lapis really likes, unqualified. Lapis would just be wallowing in isolation and depression if Steven wasn't constantly dragging her out of her shell, trying to cheer her up, get her to see goodness in the world. They have a natural chemistry, and Steven knows how to make her laugh, make her smile. They have a complex, nuanced relationship. Their relationship is also a LOT more emotionally charged and serious in tone than Steven and Peridot's, which has been more and more used for purely comedic relief.

As for Peridot, I mean, yeah, she's second most likely, but her arc is a bit more independent of Steven at this point. She likes Steven the most, but she's excited about earth in general, she wants to be friends with everyone, get close with everyone. Peridot likes Steven, but she also likes Lapis, and Amethyst, and Pearl and Garnet to a lesser extent. Peridot's super into Earth and Earth culture. She'd probably date a human. Lapis avoids humans, outside of Steven. So far at least.

>>88364816
I know that feel, bro. One of my first serious relations was a girl who came out as a lesbian shortly after we dated.

>>88364394
HOW MUCH, AMYTHEST? HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HER?

>>88363085
With young greg, it's really drawn attention to a quirk of the art style for me.

Fat and Muscle aren't drawn any differently. I mean, we sort of knew this with Jasper, but I feel this brings it out more.

Young Greg is ripped, and Old Greg is fat, but they're drawn with the same thick limbs, it's just the torso that's different, which isn't super obvious. Muscles aren't well defined. A lot of people call Rose fat, but with the art style, she's probably ridiculously buff more than anything, like a body builder.

So that also raises the question, what about Steven or Amethyst? We always assumed Amethyst was chubby, but based on the art style, a lot more of that could be muscle than we thought. Or how about Steven? At the start of the show he was chunky sure, but as time's gone on he's been working out a lot, gotten very strong, and he's been drawn noticeably slimmer. How much of that is muscle now?

>>88348239
>Greg has a true and good heart
This is funny because it implies women like men who are nice and not men that tingle their vaginas in other words completely cold hearted assholes.

>>88364995
Who hurt you anon? It's okay, you can talk to us.

>>88365114
Your mother won't suck my cock like she used to.

>>88356774
You're not in love. Your using him and justifying it by saying you love him. I see that shit with guys I know who joined up with the military. He's a meal ticket.

>>88365141
How could they possibly be using him? He's a NEET. What possible use is there outside of sincerely liking them?

>>88365136
well have you tried talking to her? Communication is a big thing and nice or not it's often times more about making a connection than anything else. She's a good woman, and I know she really cares about you, but maybe it's time to put your penis in her mouth rather than just waiting for her to put her mouth around your dick.

>>88365114
Go fuck yourself, if I had a dollar for every time this exact response is replied to any post I make negatively towards women I would be rich right now.

>>88365198
So do you have like, any self awareness at all? Are you capable of just like, taking a step back and really looking at your life? Really seeing just how much of a cliche you are?

>>88365198
Would being rich make you feel better? we're just trying to help, anon.

Idk, I really wanted her to be with pearl

>>88365296
Go to bed Pearl.

>>88365288
so no then

>>88365288
>>88365241
Anon. I'm guessing that's a No.

well. We tried.

>>88349292
I know a girl like that. She makes $18 an hour while he sits on a masters psych degree. Usually they do it because nagging self-doubt and the person usually can feed off that or enables tendencies that force them to stay close. Basically the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.

It's not love, but emotional prostitution. In no way are both parties loving each other. One gets stimulated and feels complete, but is totally getting used. Really it's drug addiction or something.

People in here are talking about how they love a slob or someone with no motivation, but they're rationalizing that they are the path of least resistance for their emotional needs. Why do you think divorce rates have skyrocketed? Because it's a relationship built on a foundation of momentary relief. It's the new opiate of the masses. They don't wanna build anything they wanna stay with someone who will never challenge them or ever force them to change. They get a rough talking at and then the same nothing.

>>88365288
>no ability to think something is your own fault at all.
Hey look you're projecting

>>88365371
Congrats anon you found out women love assinine men who they cant control like puppets.
>BUT BUT BRO IF YOUR RICH
HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thats another lie women say to make you think they care about you in a nonanimalistic manner, rich dudes get cucked by poor guys who work in their mansions all the time. I know a couple of bums who get laid on the regular yet people still pull this bullshit lie that you need money to get vagina hah.

The truth of the matter is how much women lie and have lied to us from beginning saying horseshit like they love us when in reality they see us the same way we see a porno just an object to get off on then discard once no longer pleasurable.

Men are taught to be nice and gentle with these subhumans, but in reality being violent and psychotic is the easiest way to get them attracted to you, as evidence pay attention to how many serial killers were good with women, or how women love impulsive dangerous men(bad boys).

>>88365391
>NO U
Expected from a woman.

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>>88365452
>women are subhumans
If you're a real life human, and not a troll, holy shit man, I hope you're gay, because otherwise you're gonna have a rough life.

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>>88364995
>>88365198
>>88365288
>>88365452
>>88365475
Man, and I was enjoying this thread too.

Oh well. Thread was fun while it lasted. I look forward to this guy shitting all over the place with endless pointless arguing until bump limit.

>>88350879
Centipeedle

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>>88352581
>>88352701
>>88355800
Reminder that Greg and Steven, both father and son, have seen Vidalia's vagina

>>88365530
The human female is a egotistical animal incapable of seeing its own flaws, like a psychopath the woman will blame anything for any perceived flaw it has because the woman is perfect she can have no flaws at all it is always someone's fault.
>rough life
Oh thats rich lets see how many men who treat women like complete shit and degrade get laid all the time versus the men that treat decently oh would you look at that the assholes won.

Your inability to think logically is cancerous to human society because we always to figure out the second meanings behind everything you women say.

>>88364604
Was the sex any good?

>>88365734
Yeah, but honestly the sexy talk and foreplay was better. Or at least, it was what made the sex good.

Who linked the thread in /r9k/?

>>88365714
You are an egotistical animal incapable of seeing its own flaws, like a psychopath, anon will blame women for any perceived flaw it has because the anon has women all figured out, he can have no flaws at all it is always women's fault.

Also he was saying you'd be happier if you were gay, because you clearly hate women, but could probably have a decent and happy relationship with a man. That part was straightforward but you somehow decided the better response to it was to explain that dickheads get laid.

Your inability to think logically is cancerous to human society because you can't even figure out the simple meanings behind everything you respond to.

>>88365776
Tell us more.

>>88360943

He was never really unemployed. When he met Rose, he was still touring as a musician. He was still trying to do that right up to the day he was babysitting Sour Cream, as Vidalia mentioned the album he hadn't finished yet. That same day he got the job at the car wash. .

>>88365837
>I know you are but what I am!
Can you ever not reason like a child you stupid cunt

How is it my fault that women love psychotic men over ones that treat them respectfully?

>>88348043
She's an alien, so him not having a job really doesn't mean shit.

I think it's mostly because he's a musician and she fucking loves music. That's the basis for the attraction at least. It's pretty clear Greg is an all round fantastic person and a great dad.

>>88365843
Yeah, the thought of sex with a NEET is something I find instinctively repelling, but I guess that's just because of the usual context I see the word NEET used in. This just sounds like a normal girl with a touch of mental illness.

>>88365843
There's not much to talk about, or at least not that I'm going into detail about. She was a really good tease, like insanely good. Or at least, she was a really good tease for me personally. She knew exactly how to turn me on, and normally liked to do so at times we couldn't actually have sex, or it would be risky to.

But generally she'd tease me until it was too much and I'd reverse the power dynamic and hold her down and fuck her. She was pretty small, and had basically no physical strength to speak of.

But in general, while the sex itself worked, and was great payoff, the build up was always the better part. In my opinion at least.

>>88365906
Yeah no she had a lot of issues with depression and bi polar disorder, mild case of autism as well. She wasn't like, a fat disgusting slob or anything. She was actually really skinny, like, starting to get into unhealthy territory skinny. Great legs though.

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>>88351020
Oh I am IN this thread

>>88365906
Of course you could never envision a woman being disgusting OH NO THE WOMAN IS PERFECT SHE IS FLAWLESS, if a woman is the on the street you feel bad for her but you feel nothing towards a man at all this sexism is ridiculous in our society as women have done absolutely nothing to warrant this level of respect in our civilizations. I dont give a fuck how pretty a girl she looks shes shit compared to any man on earth because men have the thinky thinky mental though process while women have the feely feely thought process that makes them cancer to deal with.

>>88365937
Mad jelly, bro. Thanks for sharing.

>>88365877
>How is it my fault that women love psychotic men over ones that treat them respectfully?

Your problem is that you yourself are using childlike reasoning.

It's the generalization of schema. You have met women who love psychotic men over ones that treat them respectfully, so you assume all women ever do as well. This is literal child psychology.

Now I need to go the fuck to sleep because I'm an idiot for even responding twice in a row and it's becoming painfully obvious you're perfectly rational human being who's just doing this to have some fun. I should have taken those two bait images more seriously.

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>>88365981
Yeah sure. And hey, at least you don't have to deal with it ending. The woman you love didn't fall out of love with you and end your relationship, and take your chance at real happiness with her. So you got that going for ya.

I know that sounds over dramatic, but it really feels like it. Like, I had dated before, but no one made me feel the way she did, I didn't know anyone could. And even now that I've finally gotten over the hurt of the relationship ending, I don't feel the same way about love that I did before. I don't WANT a relationship anymore, I don't have that desire for companionship that I did before dating her, a relationship just doesn't seem appealing if it's not with her.

Fuck, when did this thread get so /r9k/

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>>88350419
>Mr. Greg
>Thanks to Steven's meddling Greg and Pearl begin to put aside their differences and start to bond, over Rose, Steven, and the other gems
>Steven, satisfied his work is done, retires to bed
>Next morning
>Greg's sweating like crazy
>"Hey dad where's Pearl."
>"Well, Stu-ball, Pearl's not going to be around anymore."
>"Wh... what?"
>"Ah jeez. Well, the good news is, Steven, meet your new baby sister!"

Jasper is corrupted now though so they'll never have a redemption arc for her

>>88366260
>implying Steven won't eventually cure corruption

>>88365975
Please never reply to one of my posts ever again. Thanks.

>>88365975
Well thread went full /pol/, goodbye

>>88348043
THE MURDERCOCK WAS MIGHTY

It teaches you one of the most important lessons in life. If you can sing and look somewhat attractive you can fuck almost anybody

>>88349284
I never thought about it that way and now i'm disgusted

>>88348043

Is it really that hard to see why they're together? Greg's free spirited, has a good sense of humor, and is in general just a 'go with the flow' kind of guy, at least most of the time. Rose, coming from a world where that kind of mindset just isn't allowed, see's these traits as some of the best that humanity has, she even loves his creativity in writing his shitty rock songs.

>>88348043
He's actually pretty cute, with fanciful 80s glam rock hair. If I was a pink-haired alien space rock, I'd pork him too.

Both young Greg and current Greg are major cuties, I would suck their cock any time and I would ask them to pound me after