/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Ahhh Kos... Or some say Kosm

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Who is this again?

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so when the fuck is pearl getting a phone

>>88337989
UGH

>>88337989
ugh

>>88337924
>implying she won't just borrow stevens
>implying he won't accidentally (or deliberately) read their messages
>implying he won't get to see poilbutte and pink bush

>>88337848
Ugly piece of shit

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>>88338000
>>88338001
>those timestamps

>>88338000
>>88338001
ughmind
Lapidot confirmed worst ship.

>>88337924
>>88338010
she's one of steven's contacts in Onion Gang

>>88338105
Except she's not. Stop believing secondhand tumblr bullshit and look for yourself.

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Reminder that Black Diamond is endgame

>>88338121
ugh

>>88337816
How does he do it?

>>88338040
back togethuh

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fuck

inb4 murdercock

>>88338125
White Diamond hasn't even been mentioned yet, what the fuck is black diamond?

>>88338151
ugh

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So what if the Cluster wasn't the end game of the gem shard experiments but just a side project, and the ultimate goal was to figure out how to put gems back together so they could revive Pink Diamond?

But of course since once a gem has been broken it can't be completely reformed so when we finally meet her in the show she's basically in cracked gem mod like Amy was in that one episode, only even more body horrorish since her gem is even more fucked up, constantly on the edge of unforming and just barely managing to hold together a vaguely humanoid shape.

>>88338105
no she wasn't... but becky did get played by that question and actually confirmed that pearl would be getting a phone

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Daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>88338151
ugh
>>88338121
ugh

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I have returned
Does anyone have any artsy requests

>>88338175
>the ultimate goal was to figure out how to put gems back together so they could revie Pink Diamond?
>>88338163
>White Diamond
I swear I've read this somewhere before.

>>88338193
Maybe you should borrow that dictionary from Steven and look up what daily means.

is "ugh" a new meme?
>inb4 a bunch of ugh's

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>>88338235
pearl eating/drinking something

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>>88338235
This with Eyeball and Steven in the foreground.

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>>88337989
>>88338121
>>88338151

>>88338235
Greg beating the shit out of YD

>>88338163
fusion of the four diamonds

>>88338105
you motherfucker

>>88338193
I thought that it was established that picture didn't mean anything sinister?

>>88338241
ugh

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Next episode title card leaked

>>88337848
This is Garnet.

>>88338235
Malachite curled up.

>>88338278
go drink mouthwash please

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>>88338235
Lapis in Martha's outfit.

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>>88338235
Pearl praying to Kos... Or some say Kosm

>>88338288
Endgame is every gem gets fucked to death by Greg.

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>>88338337

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>>88338235
The Gems seeing the Big Gete Star

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>>88338235
>>88338248
It will probably take 30 minutes or so

>>88338424
Don't worry, we're all used to waiting here. It's what we're good at.

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>>88338303

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>>88338235
Jasper as Grimes with the electric equipment replaced with the blue quartz dog?

>>88338056
Nice.

>>88338483
Would you do it?

I have an attempt at a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z7ytsEZDo

If you're evil and you're on the rise, you can count on all of us taking you down.
Because we're good and evil never beats us, we'll win the fight and then go out for pizzas.
We, Are /sug/, We'll always save the day.
And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way.
That's why the people of this board, believe in, All of us anons, like you and me!

If you could only know, what we're really like, when we arrived at /co/, from out beyond 4chan, We were amazed to find your beauty and your worth, and we will protect your kind, and we will protect /co/, and We will Protect /co/, and we will protect you!

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>>88338424
ily

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>>88338303
i thought you'd never ask!

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>>88338000
>>88338001
>those time stamps
>those digits
>that hivemind

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>You will never have your very own Pearl

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>>88338556
Feels bad, man

>>88338424
Shit you make a full colored drawing in 30 minutes? It takes me at least an hour and that's if I'm lucky, good job man!

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>>88338556
Shit, wrong pic

>>88338518
I will fight for the place where I'm free, to be with you trash and exist as me.

>>88338288
I like to think that Rose had several human men promised to some of the officers under her command in return for service

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Reminder that Lapis is way OP

>>88338607
I will fight in the name of anons, and everything that they believe in.
(Even you jasperfags)

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>>88338588
actually it might take a little longer cause I want to add in a motorcycle and mechanical stuff doesn't come naturally to me

>>88338628
she was cracked at that time too.

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>>88338581
M-maybe someday we can figure out a way to make our own Pearls and sell them in stores for reasonable prices

>>88338634
I will fight for the thread I was made in, /co/ is everything I've ever known.

>>88338691
I will fight to be everything /sug/ wants me to be when I'm grown.

>>88338518
>>88338607
>>88338634
>>88338691
>>88338744
THE ODDS ARE AGAINST US THIS WON'T BE EASY BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT ALONE

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>>88338781
>Not "the mods are against us"
Ya ruined it.

>>88338781
We are /sug/, we'll always save the day!
And if you think we can't, we'll always find a way!
That's why the people
of
this
board.
Believe in, All of us anons, Like you, And me!

>>88338781
Thats the original you fucking idiot

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>>88338556
I like to think corrupted pearls being like the Dancer from Dark Souls 3

>>88338837
This is Blue Diamond in a nutshell

This is her character.

This is what you wanted.

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>>88338837
Why is BD sucking her trump when she has a perfectly suckable pearl right there?

>>88338872
I always thought the dancer was pretty, Just in the way she moves.

Then I got her armor.
Her armor is fused to her body now.
Do you want that?
Do you want to fuck pieces of armor?

>>88338888
What the fuck is that get??
... He's done it

>>88338888
Quad Feed

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Best Stevonnie outfit?

>>88338888
IT'S THE LEGENDARY DUBDUBQUAD COMBO

>>88338912
Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

>>88338905
because pearls aren't for sucking

>>88338500
i keep clicking and it's nOT WORKING

>>88338955
But I want answers.

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>QuuAlitie

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>>88338912
Damn shame DaS3 was such a disappointment after bloodborne, the fact that the single most interesting character lore wise in the game and the hardest boss in the game was used as an in-betweener boss really highlights the main problem of the game.

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>>88338888
Quads confirm Stephen Universe is anime, and Lapis Foot best gem
10/10

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>>88338235
Armstrong sitting on a hospital bed with their legs spread apart?

No breasts and a bulge in their gown preferred...

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>>88338978

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>>88338912
Why not I already want to fuck sentient space rocks lets see just how weird I can get.

>>88339003
*Bed Mutant

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>>88338872
Those aren't corrupt pearls, just giant pearls

Which makes me wonder, what does Homeworld do with unusual gems? Do they just shatter them instantly or keep them chained up to be used as last resort weapons?

>>88338936
Does someone on your dick count as an outfit?

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>>88338673
You never know anon, with the way medical science and regular science is advancing we may have a chance to gain our own Pearls.

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Hey poll for you guys
http://www.strawpoll.me/11849244
pic not related

>>88339144
Fuck off

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>>88339094
I'd really like my own Pearl

Era 1 peridot.

>>88339174
I hope they let Shelby use her normal voice if they show those and just have the nasally nerd voice be a trait of Era 2 Peridots.

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>>88339049
Like this?

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>>88339049
>Quartzs' are used as the vanguard in an offensive, first to kill and die in their ferocious half-mad state
>Nobles are kept in secrecy, their powers used only when needed.
>Grunts are part of the initial assault along with Quartzs' not valuable enough to be used in any meaningful capacity, but resources must be used.
>Technicians are put in their cubicle like any other technician, if they under-perform, they get to a place where they will perform with peak efficiency.
>Deformed Pearls' are used for amusement or as backhanded gifts. Pearl fightclubs spring up in dark alleys as their masters bet for higher-tier Pearls or favors to be cashed in later.

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Who is Connie's rival?

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Chairman Stevonnie.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toKJj9Y9VCY

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>>88339174

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>>88339228
it'd be interesting to see, though I guess technically the only real gemstones that naturally can turn out "deformed" are pearls, it's the only kind of gem that isn't just cut to shape.

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>>88339174
Taller, more sophisticated, probably a manager to other Era 2's. Slowly becoming more and more overworked as Era 2's continually get distracted by random crap.
Being Era 1 Peridot is suffering.
>Pic related is how I could see them, except a bit smaller.

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Should Connie leave Steven for Marco?

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>>88339174

>>88338235
Peridot being cute

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Vidalia time?

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>>88339374
The memedot rises.

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>>88339318
Thinking more along the lines of Kindergarten Fuck-Ups.

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>>88339393

>>88339371
Get your Star vs bullshit out of here

>>88339397
ugh

>>88339490
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Does the Big Donut sell Japanese Donuts?

>>88339502
Unlikely.

Waiting 4 Freak

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>You will never rest your head on Pearl's thick, creamy thighs
Why live?

if you had a pearl they'd make you set it free

>>88339523
waiting on the world to change

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>>88338628
I've realized a trend in blue gems being OP.

Sapphire can see into the future, which is the main reason of why Garnet is so powerful. Lapis has an indefinte yet seemingly complete control over all water, and she's already proved to be capable of incredible feats (making a tower out of the earth's oceans into space, swatting a ship out of the air effortlessly, overpowering the CGs single-handedly, etc.),

Just makes me wonder why all these blue gems seem to be far more OP than the rest? Are they rare? I know Sapphires are but are Lapis Lazulis too? Are these two with the tear-drop-shapped gems in pic related also Lapis Lazulis?

>>88339537
i only want to see that FreakArt and go to bed

>>88339541
it's because blue gems are THE CUTEST!!!

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>>88339532
>You tell your pearl that she's free
>Doesn't leave
>You tell your pearl that she's legally free to do whatever she wants to do
>Breakfast is still made every morning before work
>You drop your pearl off on the side of the road and drive off quickly.
>You hear a knocking at your door in the middle of the night, your pearl is standing there with a smile on her face.
>You resign to the fact she'll never leave
>She still watches you when you sleep though, it's still creepy.

>>88339541
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=galv6s3wemo
Hundreds of Lapis'

>>88339539
u
g
h

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>>88339532
Who is this "they" and why the fuck would they insist on taking my sunshine away.

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>>88339541
Blue gems are mostly Nobles, so their are probably only a handful of Sapphires and a couple hundred Lazuli's out there.
They have their one power, which may be useful, but still leaves them relatively defenseless when it comes down to it.

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>>88339611
These assholes

>>88339611
the usual subjects
activists, protesters, the harlem globetrotters

>>88339640
I didn't realize the Crystal Gems had a gem version of Cerebro now and could track down every gem on the planet.

I wonder if there are any gems that are completely blind.

>>88339667
Those would probably be considered defective and recycled.

>>88339674
you sound quite familiar...
like something that a diamond would said

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>>88339640
Faggots get to keep any stray gem they come across but I can't keep a Pearl? That's bullshit.

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>>88339640
>Garnet kicks down your door while your pearl is serving dinner, it's your favorite.
>Amethyst leaps in and punches you in the face, you think your cheekbone is broke.
>Pearl starts to comfort and lead your pearl away, who is incredibly confused about the whole mess and wondering why they are beating you to death.
>On the brink of death they leave, Steven walks in and spits on you, reconstructing your bones in the most painful way possible
>Dinner is ruined.

>>88339588
>pearl watches you while you sleep
>not inviting pearl to sleep in your bed so you can drift off to cozy sleeps with those long limbs tangled around yours and the sweet smell of her hair just in front of you

And you claim to love your pearl???

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>>88339667
Probably, their probably used for their particular power-set and need handlers, but they probably exist.

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>>88339711
>smell of her hair just in front of you
Fuck that, I wanna be the little spoon and feel all safe and secure

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>>88339650
Rewatch ocean gem. Lapis can sense gems.

>>88339740
hard to sleep with an 18 inch rod pressed into your back

>>88339745
Through her water tower. Is she going to spread a web of water around the water?

>>88339763
*around the world

>>88339579
o shit
you're right

>>88339592
fucking kek, but I can't recall that there's ever any mention of a lot of other Lapis Lazulis

>>88339638
yeah, that makes sense

Sapphire proved she can be powerful enough herself (Hit the Diamond, where she hit a home run against a fully charged pitch from a Ruby), but yeah, without Ruby to form Garnet, she wouldn't be that viable in a fight.

Hell, she kinda just accepts the future as it happens instead of using it to her advantage.

>>88339757
kys

>>88339774
Sapphire's biggest weakness is that she's incapable of functioning because of her massive lesbian thirst

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>>88339695

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>>88339532
Could I get my Pearl to bite them?

>>88339740
sir, the technical term for this is the "jetpack"

>tfw you will never wake up to pearl lovingly staring at you
>tfw you will never pretend to be sleeping and hear pearl quietly talking to herself about how she adores you
>tfw pearl will never give you a gentle kiss on the forehead as you're drifting off to sleep

why even live

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>>88339794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibY3ymoVnvQ

>>88339794
oh fuck oh fuck
she's staring at me

>>88339704
This is life for you now.


Endless Suffering.

>>88339745
>>88339763
Oh and she didn't "sense" them so much as Steven yelled and got her attention.

>>88339704
>your pearl has been kidnapped by rebels
>are you a bad enough dude to rescue your pearl?

>>88339812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAzXEIsxl4

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>>88339814
>>tfw you will never wake up to pearl lovingly staring at you
>>tfw you will never pretend to be sleeping and hear pearl quietly talking to herself about how she adores you
>>tfw pearl will never give you a gentle kiss on the forehead as you're drifting off to sleep

Shut up, you shut up right now. It could still happen...

>>88339849
I'm going to need a minigun, adequate strength and America's internet theme song.

And a revolver with a single bullet.

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>>88339845
>she didn't "sense" them
Garnet:She sensed us.

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Is Pearl the biggest whore?

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Why is Lapis so op?

>>88339880
>tfw you will never have a bad day at work and come home to a delicious meal and a massage from your favourite pearl
>tfw you will never be sitting around at home when a flower delivery person comes and hands you a massive boquet with a card that says "happy birthday!" and you turn around and pearl is giggling at you and you give her a massive hug
>tfw you will never just spend hours cuddled up to pearl without a care in the world

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>>88339880
I'm sorry anon, we just have to live with the fact that Pearl's will never be genetically engineered in our lifetimes, and we will forever live lives without them there to make all the bad times and good times a lot or even just a little bit better.

>>88339907
Because not writing limits to water powers on a planet of water usually results in that.

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How much a Pearl cost? I need to know how many I can afford, I need them for... Uh, a secret project.

>>88339817
lost

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>>88339913

>>88339817
You know, after all these dank memes, it's gonna take some seriously evil stuff to make us take YD seriously again.

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>>88339849
Bad enough? No.

Desperate enough? Yes.

Let's fucking do this.

>>88339897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFkSUZxnwcM

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>>88339914
I just want to watch anime and play video games with a Pearl of my own, is that to much to ask of science? It's making an entirely new mode of transportation or travelling to other planets, I just want a friend who loves me with all their heart.

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>>88339944
At this point I don't think anything could salvage her short of shattering a primary character right in front of Steven.

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>>88339918
Pearls cost about 45.72cm

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>>88339968
>>88339944
YD's villain song needs to be top-tier evil or top-tier suffering.
They really need to emphsize that she is at the end of the day a GALACTIC TYRANT who wanted to DESTROY EARTH by forcing THE DEAD OF HER OWN RACE TO EMERGE FROM THE PLANET'S CORE.

She's REALLY fucked up if you think about it

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Kissy Kissy

>>88339915
I bet Homeworld has no water whatsoever and there Lapis' have some specific other purpose, but here on Earth which is 90-something-% water it turns out Lapis Lazulis are hydrokinetic freaks of nature with no rules applying to them whatsoever.

Come to think of it if Homeworld realized this do you think there would be like, eight dozen lapis' and quartz soldiers sent to earth to crush the CGs?

>>88339967
maybe that pearl is waiting for you outhere
you must stop thinking what you want and
you must try to find your pearl
>pearl means not pearl really, it's a woman

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>>88338248
gave up on the motorcycle :(

>>88339945
if you're lucky she'll just be locked in the bathroom

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Connie's literal skeletons in the closet when?

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>>88340003
I always pictured Lazuli's as a flock. Just 3 - 6 of them constantly chatting and rumor mongering. They're like the worst kind of Sorority Girls, with one Alpha Bitch leading her flock.
When they get bored, the migrate elsewhere to ruthlessly insult others.

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>>88340014
It's still nice

>>88339997
Think of it like...
If it wasn't thousands of gem shards glued together under the earth's crust...
But millions and millions of rotting human corpses stitched together, and still alive.

>>88339968
Really though, we used to be (I'm exaggerating but still) scared shitless of Homeworld and what they could have thrown at the heroes.
And what did they throw?
A meme, "CURSE YOU FUSION!!!" - the character, a planetary destruction device who was defeated by the POWER OF HUGS, five screaming idiots, a smug waifu and an exploitable face.

Even Bismuth left a bigger scar on the team and she's on their side.

>>88340014
Aww, that's a shame. Good shit though, very dark.

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>>88339997
It is, but unfortunately the staff were more interested in showing us her, Peridot, and Yellow Pearl making silly faces instead of emphasizing the fact that she's a genocidal tyrant.

The writing staff does build up really well, everyone was hyped for YD, the cluster, Malachite, etc. but that couldn't write a rewarding payoff if their lives depended on it.

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>>88340014
Nice work, got a blog?

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>>88339945
>A Dozen Anon's lay siege to the Temple
>They're going to get their pearl's back through hell or highwater.
>CG's don't give a fuck really
>Steven tries to calm the situation
>Confused pearls wondering how to get back to their Anon's.
This shit writes itself

>>88339893
>>88339945
This seems an appropriate reaction to >>88339704 >>88339849

>>88340064
This.

This shit is perfect.

>>88340014
Now that it's done, i can go to bed, very good and fast job, without the motorcycle it still looks awesome
<3

>>88340014
Can you at least photoshop >>88340064

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>>88340047
The sad thing is that the hype could have very easily been payed off if we hadn't gone into hiatus right before those events. Whoever is in charge of when the show comes and goes at CN is a retard and has ruined the show for a lot of fans.

We are number one but every 'one is replaced with Clod

>>88340064
Vidya gaem when?

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>>88340064
>Operation Waifu Retrieval

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>>88339913

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Plagiarism?

So do you guys ever talk about Amethyst or is she considered the worst gem?

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>>88340171
Problem is with Amethyst is that there isn't much to talk about, and only a few Anon's waifu her.
She's still second worse gem, but Post-Barn Peridot takes that spot

>>88340171
Sure, we talk about how she's worst gem.

>>88340108
hmm..

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>>88340171
"Us worst gems gotta stick together, huh?"

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>>88340171
Nah, Peridot is the worst gem now, Amy is pretty shit though.

I mean, at least some meme loving vermin like Peri, Amy just seems to be mildly disliked by everyone.

>>88340003
I doubt it since Peridot says that Lazulis are partial to water and flying.

>>88340116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVxds1sOdBs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8

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>>88339704
>You play as a random, customizable Pearl
>You were taken from your beloved but you aren't happy staying confused and trapped like the others, you want your love back
>You bust out and need to fight through all the rooms of the temple against Holopearls, plant constructs, gem shards that have bonded with Amethyst's trash, corrupted gems that have run amok, and the Crystal Gems and their fusions themselves
>Are you enough of a terrifying renegade to escape the temple?

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>>88340189
>>88340218

>>88340237
Vidya gaem when

>>88338981
That dude was a pushover compared to Nameless.

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>>88340189
>>88340218
>talking shit on my Peridot

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>>88340205
>>88340218
>>88340189
But I like her..

>>88340226
The best thing about Power Rangers to me is that there are rangers and enemies who just had a gun.

>>88338981
I ganked the fuck out of that boss with Anri, the Pale Shade and Gotthard, we pinned him in a corner and actually stunlocked him to death.

>>88340205
Moments like these make me want to waifu Amethyst, but then I remember what she's like the rest of the time and that feeling goes away.

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>>88340226
How many /sug/fags even own guns? In the latest threads I know only about two regulars definitely have some, I'd guess in total only like five or six regular posters at most.

>>88340226
GO GO ANON RANGERS
MIGHTY MORPHIN ANON RANGERS
FUCKING CRYSTAL CLODS TOOK MY FUCKIN PEARL I'LL STAB A BITCH

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>>88338255

>>88340289
yeah

she can be sweet sometimes but the whole "literally eating piles of trash" thing and her general abrasiveness is a bit of a turn off

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>>88340271
Nameless was annoying as fuck, mainly because you had to keep fighting through his piss easy first phase to get to the actual fight.

Still though, the hardest boss will always be Orphan of Kos

>>88340311
only an .22 air rifle. i have a deactivated mosin though
t. britbong

>>88340311
i have an enfield

>>88340226
>They know to only use their weapons for defense
But they're attacking things, not defending themselves.

>>88340329
Thanks

>>88340267
>>88340272
See what I mean? Meme loving vermin.

>>88340286
>Using summons
What a shitter

>>88340358
Hey

I tried to 1v1 but he kept smashing me.
I gave up and resorted to 4v1.

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>>88340342
>t. britbong
I'm so sorry Limey anon, you could try moving to Canada, sure it's not anywhere near as good as America but I think the immigration is easier and our laws are a lot better than pretty much every other commonwealth country.

>>88340379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHFsWCzBBmk

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>>88340369
I'll repeat myself, what a fucking shitter.

First playthrough of any souls game should always be beat completely solo no matter how many times it takes, that way you actually have to git gud instead of essentially just have someone else play the game for you

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>>88340358
delet this

>>88339667
>>88339722
I have a dumb headcanon that there are wildly non-humanoid gems that get used as immobile AI-like administrators and assistants. Imagine a gem starship with a huge, sentient silicon crystal for a main computer, things like that.

how long do i have to wait for a new episode?!?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUf99mlpFBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFjd_Kqv4Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVcrw-kH29g

>>88337803

Nice socks.

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>>88340358
begone you demon

peridot love is the purest love

>>88340453
Till Trump is no longer president.

>>88340453
Endish of January seems to be the most accurate, but could be pushed to February.

>>88340480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTYBcyBpwVU

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>>88338235
Amethyst and Armstrong lounging around on a beanbag wearing really shitty and ironic weed culture shirts please?

>>88340539
*bed mutant

>>88340480
>>88340523
What a shit game.

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>>88340401

The Souls games have beyond shit level design, balance, controls and enemy placement with 10/10 atmosphere and storytelling, so if by some miracle multiplayer works, disregard this anon and play it that way. And before you spew

>Abububububu get gud

The game has the same difficulty of a Mega Man game where you don't see the off screen enemy until it's too late because of sprite flickering.

>>88340047
when did yellow dimond start advertising royco cup soup?

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>>88338257

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>>88340554
>Lapisfag
>is shit at vidya gaems

>>88340577
LET ME DRIVE MY VAN INTO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>88340594
Let me drive my van into your face, let me drive my van into your faaaaaace...

>>88340022
where did this connie=murderer thing come from

>>88340491
goddamnit trump. why you gotta fuck my show up?

>>88340577
this was great, thx anon

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Wait what
Aren't we supposed to be in garbage land right now

>>88340684
We are.
can't you see we're in /sug/ right now

ok /sug/

who is the cutest gem and why is it all of them

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>>88340760
it leg

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>>88340768
You forgot to mention Duck is only wearing strap to cover her chest.

>>88340768
leg is pretty cute, I'll give you that, but the cutest homeworld ruby is CLEARLY navey

>>88340768
This sums up every ruby.

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>>88340760

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>TFW Steven Universe is going to get canceled
Finally this overrated and overhyped SJW show is going off air.

Fuck where did I leave my best gem poll

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>>88338297
goodnight

>>88340851
It's spelt "Pearl"

>>88340849
Not sure if really retarded bait or real

>>88340854
Night anon. It's cute!

>>88340862
>not being sure if it's bait
Yes, CN normally makes announcements at 3 am PST on a sunday.

>>88340858
Actually yes, last time I saw it Pearl was top of the poll with 80+ votes whereas the closest to her was Lapis with 40-50 votes, and excluding fusions (with the further exception of Garnet) I had every single gem on there that has made an appearence on the show.

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>MFW Steven Universe is getting canceled

>>88339541
Lapis is only situationally powerful. If she was in an area with very little water, her utility would drop out.

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Anyone up for a complex request?

I really don't know how to lay it out, but I'd really like to see a comic of Garnet going through the 5 stage of loss
-Denial
-Anger
-Bargaining
-Depression
-Acceptance
Some stage as Garnet , some stages as Ruby and Sapphire and the acceptance stage is basically Garnet saying to Rose "It's okay, Rose, I don't mind if you go to this concert".

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>>88340892
>mfw steven universe is finally getting cancelled

>>88339356
>You shall know the wrath of THE MONARCH!

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>>88340902
I can believe Iam actually saying this, but smaller breasts are better.

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>>88340935
>mfw steven universe is getting canceled

>>88340854
Night, Freak, have a good one!

>>88340902
T H I C C

>>88340924
Also, she might be of a Glass canon. She seems easily poofable and didn't want any gems to get close to her, probably thinking they'd easily poof her if they'd come close to her.

Steven Universe getting cancelled?
BAIT
Somebody mentions Jasper?
BAIT
Lapidot?
BAIT AND STUPID.

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What are they saying?

>>88340984
>"Nice cigarette, idiot"
>"Jokes on you, it's actually chemicals"
>"I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS"

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>>88340902

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>>88340951
>>88340966
>>88341031

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>>88340951

>>88340984

1 - top) onomatopoeia - breathing out
2 - left) "Pearl... don't you think it's a good idea to quit smoking"
3 - right) "It's not good for you and it's not good for Steven -" "Be quiet"
4 - left) Coughing noises?
5 - right) "Where are you going! I'm not done talking!!" "Are you listening!?"

>>88340983
Jasper isn't bait

Jasper is C U T E

>>88341049
This news feed seem biased. I am not sure I can trust it.

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>>88341029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E

>>88340760
>>88340841
I'm okay with that answer

>>88341046
please stop, I can only get so erect

>>88341055
Thanks.

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Has Operation Waifu Retrieval been completed yet?

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>>88341046

>>88341130
Not until we get the Pearl game.

What will it play like DMC1 or Yakuza?

>>88341182
I imagine a side scrolling fighting game where it starts from a room filled with pearls, the next room you enter has enemies, and the next has more, and it goes on while you can pause and upgrade your pearl with skill points obtained from beating enemies.

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>>88341224
>and upgrade your pearl with skill points obtained from beating enemies.
>Not Pearl Points
>sidescroller shit

This is a bad post anon, a bad post.

>>88341235
Only CG Pearl uses Pearl Points, I don't think the other pearls would know what she was even saying.

>>88341253
And keep in mind the goal is to get back to your anon while freeing the other pearls.
The CGs are the enemy.

Whenever there is an extended amount of time where nobody posts, it gives me time to think, and I think...

Did everybody in the thread suddenly die off?
Have I been talking to myself the entire time?
Where is everybody?
Why is no one shitposting their weird ass just below 4chan standards of porn?

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>>88340983
kill yourself

>>88341324
unfortunately I can't spend 100% of my time gemposting, so I only check in at intervals

I'm always gemposting in my heart, though.

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WHY DO NONE OF YOU FUCKS KNOW HOW TO MAKE A VIDEO GAME YET HAVE GREAT IDEAS FOR THEM IT'S NOT FAIR

>>88341360
>that pic
>that filename

>>88341360
There are probably at least a few people here who could do it. I'm a decent programmer (although not very good at computer graphics stuff)

It's because it takes hundreds to tens of thousands of man-hours of work, which is way too much for an indie dev, not to mention copyright stuff, and you have to be able to make or buy all of your art assets, voices, music, etc...

>>88340951
Yes.

>>88341413
sounds easy

>>88341491
If you have some experience under your belt and use an existing game engine such as Unity, it is fairly easy.

Like I said, the time consumption is the worst part. If you're the only developer on the project and you're able to put in an average of five hours a week of work, and it takes 1000 man-hours of work, that's still nearly 4 years to complete it.

>>88341413
I mean not if you just make it small, ludam dares are designed to help you become faster at making games.

>>88341556
>that hand pressing on the inside of her belly

W H O
H
O