/doag/ - Dumbing of Age, Goddammit.

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Also, here's the latest strip posted to DOA.com. Even Joyce questions the plausibility of Dorothy and Walky's relationship.

>>88334512
>Ruth get's out of Psych in 3 months, meaning Ruth gets out in a day of DOA time

Fuck everything

>>88334589
I dunno if this means she's getting out of Psych. My guess is that Billie attempts to break her out, but they either get caught or overhear something.

Either way, I do agree with your sentiment in regarding to fucking everything.

>>88334589
It isn't like Ruth actually attempted suicide. She just laid in bed for a slightly longer period of time than normal

>>88334703
I'm just assuming because she's in her civvie clothing and not standard patient robes

I'd love to think Willis won't take the easy route and have Ruth in the ward long enough to explore and fix her issues but that means he'd have to like...study psych issues which he is just not going to do.

And since nobody dies in DOA, Ruth will just be let out and nothing will get solved

>>88334580
Why does Mike hang out with that annoying piece of shit, Walky, anyway?

>>88334828
That's what I'm thinking too.

And yeah, I never expected much to happen to Ruth either. I doubt Willis wants to introduce her grandfather so soon after Toedad, and as you say, I doubt Willis wants Ruth to stay in the "hospital" for long.

It's a bit of how I feel about Willis appearing to set up a Leslie/Robin thing too. He can't stay away from lesbians for too long.

>>88334849
They're roommates, I think.

Y'know, I was sold on Mike being an antagonistic protagonist sort of character. A jerk to everybody and his friends, but the only person willing to call others out when nobody else will. I haven't gotten that with DoA's Mike, though. What's up with that?

>>88334969
Mike hasn't really shown up in DOA much

His biggest contribution was beating up Joe with Joyce at the pizza place

Willis is afraid to write Mike because everytime he has in the DOA timeline it's been lackluster and has the comments hating the characters guts and calling him the new Rapin' Ryan.

He's basically gone full blown villain, since the last time we saw him he implied he was gonna shack up with Danny just to fuck with Ethan for some reason.

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New strip!

>>88334512
They are SAD and also LESBIANS. Coming at you in 2017.

>>88335125
Which has to gnaw on his since he was a favorite in It's Walky and Shortpacked. The mouthpiece he used when he wanted to be the Raphael in the room.

>>88334969
We've seen him call out people a few times, the problem is that it never becomes a catalyst for something greater.

>>88335125
He's going to fuck with Ethan emotionally so that Ethan will hook up with Danny. When you look at it critically Mike is equally as cartoonish and out of place as Amazi-Girl.

I think that if Willis wants to turn Mike's reception around then his best course of action would be to pit Mike against Ryan.

>>88334580
Who would ever use the word "commie"? "Liberal" is the go-to for knee-jerk conservatives since at least 1991. I'm surprised how much this bugs me.

>>88336664
Willis grew up in the 80s, so "communist" is his generation's "liberal".

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>>88336677

>>88336664
Commie is more fun.

>>88336677

STOP THE THREAD


look at this mans digits.

>>88336664
>>88336677
>tfw I literally saw someone call Willis a commie on twitter the other day.

>>88334776
And yet she was rushed to a mental ward and she got handed anti-depressants like they were candy.

I get the feeling Willis intended things to be more serious, but pussied out.

>>88337862
In the real world it can take surprisingly little effort to get someone put on a psych hold depending on jurisdiction. The problem being that people who have been Baker Acted are held for observation and diagnosis, not treatment.

>>88337358
>in the commie universe Joyce is an atheist Stalinist while Dorothy is a Marxist liberation theologist

>>88336664
I got called a commie back in middle school in the early aughts, so this one passes alright for me.

>>88334580
Dorothy is a filthy commie? No wonder she comes off so retarded

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>>88336664
About 6-7 years ago somebody wrote 'Commy' on my brother-in-law's car when he and my sister were honeymooning in Georgia. I think the misspelling makes it better.

>>88339190
>Free Palestine
That's a fucking low blow. "Commy" over that?

>>88335635

Why would you make a parody comic without any jokes?

>>88334580
>This is kinda normal, until you realize that being an R.A. doesn't rely on people liking you. Hell, look at Ruth. I'll take it though, because it has optimistic Joyce.

>>88340383
Pretend I didn't meme arrow.

>>88334512
How low will Willis go

>>88340297
I think it was the socialism bumper sticker that did it. We all thought it was hilarious, and so did he.

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Still no Patreanon? I guess I will post it then...?

>>88342117
>thinking anyone would read a 16 paragraph rant
has willis never heard of cherry-picking arguments or 'TL;DR'?

I'd imagine he has, he cherrypicks and strawmans all the time.

>>88342117
>Hurr durr internet fights

I hate willis

>>88342117
So all it takes to get into Ethan's mangina is to agree with him about Transformers?

>>88334580
>You are a *perfect autumn blossom*.
Jesus, Joyce you're trying to cheer her up, not get in her pants.

Also, it's not really implausibility. Joyce just dislikes Walky (mostly for how he treats her). Walky is nice enough to Dorothy, he believes in her, they have some shared interests and he has a hot bod (bleh) it makes enough sense.

>>88342117
>long systematic takedown of argument with footnotes
>implying anyone would put in that effort
>implying anyone would read it
Mike seems more like he'd find the perfect 2 sentences to make you give up, instead of using a lot of words. But I guess he just does whatever is required to move the story along (if you can even call this garbage a story)

>Still no Patreanon?
You're them, buddy!

>>88334969
>>88335125
>>88335687
>>88336053
Mike has been pushed out of his role as "asshole" by Willis making two other characters the assholes, Ruth and Carla. As an added bonus, the new assholes are bisexual and trans, thus immune to criticism, as opposed to Mike, who's FUCKING A WHITE MALE

>>88343330
>who's FUCKING A WHITE MALE

No, he's a attempting to fuck a white male so that the white male will stop pussyfooting around and fuck a different white male.

>>88343655
I wonder if Willis realizes how humans work?

Nobody goes "oh shit, the person I like is fucking someone. I better confess my love to them now!"

it also implies that Mike is gonna fuck his target no matter what, which is also stupid. But Mike was supposed to be "the hottest guy" back in Shortpacked! and could just fuck anyone by looking at them, so fuck it

>>88343770
It's just a stock, "make the other person jealous," plot except the initiator is swapped.

>>88344422
I really believe Mike is gonna go through and just fuck one of them. He did the same thing in Shortpacked!

Maybe it'll lead into a shittly drawn porn comic but I don't see Willis handling this with tact

>>88344590
I think it'd be better if someone realized that Mike is basically enacting the plot of 50% of all romantic comedies.

And of course Willis isn't going to handle this with any tact. If he had any tact he'd either have Danny and Ethan hook up on the sly, give them a transparently romantic friendship, or just have them be honest with Amber. Fuck, Amber and Danny have been broken up for something like four days tops, he could have just saved this plot for next year.

>>88344789
but anon, if danny and ethan dont fuck that means david willis hates the gays

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>>88342117
Patreanon is dead, long live Patreanon!

>>88344831
Validation of sexuality through sexual activity for the approval of others is not only problematic, it's also a silencing tactic. One cannot demand promiscuity as a threshold for acknowledging sexual identity.

Also does anyone really want to see the fumbling and awkward, exploratory sexual activity of two recently realized gay men explored by Dave Willis of all people?

>>88344979
No you don't understand.

Danny and Ethan both like dudes.

This is why they need to fuck despite the fact that literally no decent person on earth would ever go after their best friend's ex a week after they broke up. For empowerment.

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>>88344979
>>88345024
Reminder that Amber doesn't count Ethan as being officially gay until he gets a boyfriend.

>>88345024
>no decent person on earth would ever go after their best friend's ex a week after they broke up.

IIRC, Danny hooked up with Amber like a week after Dorothy broke up with him. Danny and Amber were also only together for something like four weeks tops in-universe.

>>88345055
Hey I know Amber's a piece of shit. I want Danny/Ethan to happen just so she fucking blows her brains out with a pistol.

It's just that you only get a situation like this in Willy's autism ridden mind.

>>88345103
Which is hilarious because Ruth has been with Billie for the same amount of time, and Becky with Dina for like a week, but apparently they're soulmates.

>>88345135
I think Billie and Ruth were only together for three weeks. And Dina and Becky work a lot better considering how non-sexual their relationship is.

http://pastebin.com/5MwZPhsE

>>88340326
same reason you make a webcomics that updates 7 days a week and yet nothing happens.
incompetence

It's time to vote for worst of the worst

http://www.strawpoll.me/11852031

Porn Dump:

Walkyface
https://sli.mg/a/OpAn4s
Walkyface on roz
https://sli.mg/a/yARBCg
Mask
https://sli.mg/a/lJGjvn
Mike and Amber are terrible parents
https://sli.mg/a/om4Xfh
Sal fucks her way to A
https://sli.mg/a/yV028q
Lesbians featuring speed lines
https://sli.mg/a/Uwz6hW
Ropelingus
https://sli.mg/a/zQiRaN
That one with the dick frotting and a batman reference
https://sli.mg/a/gIzMX2

D/W Pinup
http://sli.mg/a/RADWNf
A/D Pinup
http://sli.mg/4iagTF
Marcie Pinup
http://sli.mg/apktEi


Patreon bonus strips:
http://imgur.com/a/X5kU9


Who has a link to the PasteBin where we're also keeping these links?

>>88345055
I don't get it. Probably because I don't get the reference
she's justifying being a piece of shit by saying this guy needs to get laid?

>>88345230
Amber's an abusive piece of shit who gets off on controlling people's lives. She's trying to reassert control over Ethan by telling him to find a boyfriend, because that's what she thinks he needs to do.

>>88345230
Ethan wanted to resist his gayness by dating Joyce. Amber found out and raged.

Amber broke up with Danny because she can't communicate worth a crap.

Ethan likes Danny but doesn't want to date him yet because he doesn't want to hurt Amber's feelings.

Amber is mad that he's gay and wouldn't have sex with her at prom because he came out of the closet to her. And now she's decided that if she can't have him, he'd better get a boyfriend to make up for not being straight.

>>88345230
Amber is bitter at Ethan because he's gay

Literally, that's it. She wants him to date her for some reason even though she's not romantically interested in him at all because of....reasons

>>88342117
This is some cringy wish fulfillment for Willis. Also it's a bad, unfunny strip.

>>88345297
She's got one-itis bad. She was the friendzone girl of the guy she crushed on her entire life and when she finally got with Ethan instead of the fairytale romance ending she got "So funny story, turns out I like cock," while Ethan had his penis in her vagina. While understandably bitter, especially with the shit Ethan pulled on Joyce, she's super-possessive and never got over her obsession with being with Ethan, to the point of chastising him for not having her as his beard.

>>88340326
>>88345212
Man these are some weak burns today.
Guess you guys aren't morning people.

So is there a new Pin-up coming this week? I thought someone said it was Mary.

>>88345419
I guess my issue is, I can't see them as being normal friends?

Since Amber basically hates Ethan in everything but name, it seems really contrived to think they were super friendly only 6 months ago

>>88339190
Only a filthy commie would know how to spell "communism" the right way.

>>88342117
What the fuck kind of writing is this? Jesus god.