What feeling is this look portraying?

I thought it was a boy. Still think it is.

>>88318165
>What feeling is this look portraying?

"Wow, what a couple of dorks."

You should be familiar with this look, OP.

>>88318165
constipation

Having to lift a cheek and push cause the hard surface your sitting on wouldn't let it come out freely

Bitch better not be Mary Jane

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>>88318235

>>88318165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O5a3tRXVmg

>>88318165
What kind of tea do you think she's drinking?

>>88318165

Jackpot hit tiger

>>88318165
Cunty "grrl power" bitch who is somehow better at everything than the boys are just because she has a vagina.

>>88318165

Is that Jayden Smith?

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>this shit will be worse than TASM movies
>worse than what slott has been writing
>sony is still in charge
>normies will still eat it up because muh MCU

It's the "I don't take care of myself, and look bad, so I have to make mean comments to boys who enjoy looking at girls who do"

Even peter and his pal take the time to dress and comb their hair in a way that looks ok.

Calling it, she'll be the usual awesome girl no one looks at, and the main character will date her once she looks good. It'll be meant as a lesson on shallowness, but it'll be yet another scenario in which she had to make herself pretty to be seen.

And really, it's not a sexist thing. People of both genders prefer people who look good.

>>88318563
Fuck you, I think it actually looks pretty good. Not to mention we're finally getting Vulture and it's Michael Keaton.

>>88318643
>millennialism
>good
underage b&

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>>88318679
Sorry, Grandpa. Kids do act like this now

>>88318679
Guess what, faggot, high school Peter is a millenial. He is literally a teenager. What the fuck, you want them to put a 30 year old in school or something? Doesn't matter if your whiny ass doesn't like it, that's what it is. Quit bitching and either learn to deal with it or shut up.

>>88318563
Nah the executives at Sony have confirmed that marvel is 100% in charge and they just want money

This will be utterly mediocre like every other MCU movie of the past few years but people will eat it up, even on /co/.

But they'll be much shitposting in a desperate attempt to seem contrarian but deep down everyone will be begging for more mediocre Spider-man movies because ya'll are a bunch of tsundere cucks

>>88318844
>Guardians
>Civil War
>Mediocre
Life must be pretty miserable being that cynical.

>>88318882
Civil War was mediocre. Now Winter Soldier was a quality MCU flick.

>>88318882
Life must be pretty great if you gain enjoyment from such forgettable mediocrity. I bet if you get served shit on a plate you just clap your hands like a seel and beg for more. Must be great to be blissfully ignorant

Winter Soldier was great though, I'll say that much

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>>88318409
Masala chai would be my guess.
And now I want one. Maybe I'm just biased towards the stuff.

>>88318882
Haven't seen civil war, but guardians is just like avengers 1, in that the more you watch it, the less it holds up. Only difference is avengers became a bad movie after 3 views, guardians became bad after 4 since it had pretty special effects to look at. And yes, Every MCU movie has been mediocre. How the fuck do you manage to make dr. strange of all things into a generic and safe movie?

>>88318165

>I'm going to crash this franchise with no survivors.

>>88318782

>>What the fuck, you want them to put a 30 year old in school or something

A 30-year-old is still a millennial nowadays

Who cares? Spider-Man is fucking retarded in the MCU. I bet knock-off Ganke and Literally who in that pic are going to have to do all the thinking for him.

>>88318165
She wants the losers to tag tem her at the same time

>>88318165
Does she take her coffee mug to school with her or does the school provide them?

>>88319102
There's no age range for generations. They're arbitrary groups perpetrated by advertising companies.

>>88318468
Sure. In Spider-Man. The movie about the dork with superhuman strength, incredible low-budget engineering, web slinging, wall-crawling and a direct connection to Tony Stark.
Yeah. Being snide to the dorks and reading books really trumps that.

>>88319153
Probably from home. She probably thinks it makes her look smarter.

>>88319172
Yeah it does because Holland can't banter. Ironic considering he's supposed to be Spider-Man.

>>88318641
I don't know about that.
This movie could be conscious enough to assume people to think that way and go for the opposite.
Dork and dorkette sitting out on the ball and having a blast talking shit about Star Wars.

>>88319444
Keely has rape fantasies

>>88319247
I'm sorry.
Have we seen the same trailer?
Young Peter Parker has always been the insecure dork out of costume and the banter-man once behind a mask.
Which is precisely what we have seen from him in Civil War and the trailers.
He is completely baffled by Tony in his own home, then talks smack all over the airport fight.
Spaghetti all over the hot girl, non-stop banter for the baddies.

>>88319444
>Modern witch aesthetic
What did she mean by this?

>>88319472
Did that seriously look like banter to you? All he did was say, "You guys aren't the Avengers"

All he does is have a running commentary of what he sees, like one of those Youtube Reactors. I guess if that's what they're going for whatever, but don't call that banter.

>>88319524
Unkempt.

>>88318165
She hasn't played the race card in ten minutes and she's looking for a target.

>>88319444
She seems like she'd ridicule that character if it was a man instead wearing that and "judging" women.

>>88319444
>judging men

What's with those women who don't like guys looking at girls? They weren't even being disgusting. They just thought she was beautiful.

Looking at people of the other gender because they lok good is the very reason why the species still exists. if they had been pigs commenting on her with mean remarks, she'd have a case, but here?

>>88319444
>For me it’s Michelle– intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>88318165
>Flash Thompson
>Reading books

>>88318496
Came here to post this. That's one ugly sheboon.

>>88319633
First thing I thought. It's that copypasta put into reality. Memes are real.

>>88319524
That she looks like a burn victim.

>>88318181
Not even a boy. She looks like a grown-up dude in his late twenties.

>>88319524
That she fugly.

>>88318341
She's not, stop being retarded.

>>88319624
It's literally rape

>>88319542
He is gushing all over Captain America while trying to beat him in a fight, geeks out at Bucky's robo arm, makes a reference to Empire Strikes Back...
If that isn't banter, what is? Remember, he is fighting people he doesn't necessarily want to hurt that much there.
And just those few seconds with the ATMs were just him taking the piss.
He comes in with "Hey, guys!" Like he just entered Avengers Tower, then makes a show of realising they aren't actually the Avengers, acting like the guy in the Hulk mask is the only reason he could tell. And what would Peter even do if not running commentary and thinly veiled insults?

Pandering

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>>88318165
Nice Mary Jane, losers!

>>88319444
>modern witch aesthetic

sounds like a female fedora and trench coat

>>88318165
So, is this supposed to be MJ?

I know they have Liz and all, but that line...

Whose idea was it to have MJ played by a flat chested mulatto with eyebrows thicker than mine?

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>>88319810
That's some weak ass banter. It's not Spider-Man if he's not actively trying to hurt someone's feelings.

Give us something like pic related or don't even try..

>>88319902
They're doing the prom thing where she's ugly and homely looking until the prom, where she's all dolled up and pretty with make up with a red streak in her hair.

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>>88318165
Isn't that the question of the day?

>>88319921
>one at a time
Gotta love the classics.

>>88319962
You can't fix the flat chested ness with make over, nor the eyebrows, ratty hair or lack of curves.

>>88320016
Boob job, wax, and cheeseburgers

>>88319921
Dude, that's literally a list of the most common insults to hurl at a fat person.
Give it a bit of time and someone he really doesn't like before you complain he isn't being insulting enough. This is baby Spidey, still.
Before the end of the film he will likely find some more choice words for Vulture.

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>>88320049
That seems like a lot for a prom night.

Couldn't they just have hired a character that better fit her and then made her look ratty?

So who is that supposed to be?

>>88318341
I hope she is just to piss you white boys off

>>88320016
It's a movie, you can do anything with make-up. Lots of super attractive bitches can look horrible with no make-up and poor posture.

>>88319921
>tfw we'll never get this Spidey because it's bodyshaming.

>>88318165
I want that sexual attention
stop looking at the other girl

blehhh

>>88320064
It's just to illustrate a point. Spider-Man's jokes are supposed to be straight up insulting. He doesn't want to be funny he wants to piss people off.

This >>88318283
shows it off better.

>>88320071
That would trigger ugly bitches though

>>88320099
A totally original character named Michelle Janeane Watts

>>88320229
I get your complaint. But really, we haven't seen much out of him in any position or mood to insult people like that.
You can bitch all you want about it when we have seen the movie and he keeps it light throughout.
Who knows? Maybe it's part of his arc going from corny to scathing.

>>88319902
>>88319962
>>88320099
>>88320279
anons please

she's obviously Bombshell

>>88318784
That's flat our wrong, dingus.

"Marvel" is only involves by way of Kevin Feige being a producer and "creative consultant".... Whatever the fuck that means.

Everything else is Sony. Sony pays the bills and has all final decisions on the movie.

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>>88320313
He's always in the mood to banter. Just look at -poor Ox.

>>88318165
Can you zoom in on her pupils? People can't tell emotion if they can't clearly see the pupils.

>>88318468
>better at everything

If she's better than them why is she sitting at the same table as them.

>>88319444
>modern witch aesthetic

The fuck does that mean?

>>88320407
To mock them.
She also wants to fuck Ganke.

>>88318165
>im the bitch modern western women will relate to

>>88319894
It is, seeing chicks on my FB "hexing" their local rapists and patting themselves on the back for doing the community a favor is just... The most embarrassing thing.

>>88318165
Hm. What if... What if Peter learns the smacktalk from her and then uses it on purpose in his fight to anger his opponent?

>>88320407
She's at the table across the isle, also alone. And she listens to the two dorks talking so she is more lonely than she lets on, I guess.

>>88320434
Ned*

>>88320453
Basically.

>>88320458
You need to find better women to surround yourself with

>>88320462
So Peter doesn't even come up with his own banter? He's now one of those guys who steals people's comedy routines?

Fuck does this Peter do anything on his own? I"m surprised he can tie his own shoes.

>>88320487
He's Ganke, I don't care what they're calling him now. That is Ganke.

>>88318165
>mfw problematic cis white man stalk women of color

>>88320313
He's not going to get scathing. He's only reacting, besides people would bitch about him being a bully.

His comedy is going to be neutered, which means he'll just blend right into the sea of bland inoffensive quippiness as every other Marvel character.

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>>88318165
Miss us yet?

>>88320709
For all her faults Dunst had MJ's body.

>>88320709
Only Stone Stacy. Dunst/MJ was shit. Norman was right about her.

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>>88320462
>pete can't even talk shit on his own

>>88320709
I miss gwen. Snaggletooth dunst can fuck right off.

>>88320782
that's snaggletooth to you?

>>88320798
Watch the movie again whenever she talks.

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>>88320709
I definitely don't miss Dunst's bra

>>88320575
No.
She riles him up in school a few times and it hurts. He wants to go slap her. Finds that he can't concentrate well while angry.
And then he figures since he doesn't stop talking in fights anyway, he might as well be a dick and rile fuckers up so he can slap them down more easily.

>>88320689
I think that will depend on the opponent he faces. General acceptance of bullying has gone down and people don't really respond well to a guy who frustrates someone who can't really fight back.
I'm sure nobody would complain if he fucks with Zemo or Fisk. Unless he goes for their dead family members, which would likely be seen as highly tasteless and not funny.

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>>88320833
Nice excuses, but you're forgetting. He's Peter Parker the bullied outcast nerd. People have probably been shit talking him for YEARS. If he hasn't figured this out by now then he's stupid.

>>88320125
This desu senpai
This would trigger /co/ so much more than tumblr after the doctor strange "whitewashing".

>>88320946
That's how it was in the original 616 timeline.
In a time when that was a more prevalent problem.
So that could fuel his nerd rage and he took it out on bad guys.
I don't think that's gonna be the problem this Peter has.
We very obviously don't see 60s social dynamics at play here.

>>88318165
Hangover?

>>88321061
He was plenty bullied in Ultimate Spider-Man, and that was set in the 2000's.

>>88321408
And Ultimate was plenty edgy and dark, wasn't it?
Something the MCU decidedly is not. (in cinema, anyway)
You can't just point at another iteration and make claims about what this one will be based on how it was handled there.
There are two other recent movie versions of Spidey out there. I would say those will be more of an indicator for what he will not be this time around. We have seen them differentiate Homecoming a lot from the origin-obsessed other movies.
It's not pretty teen problems, it's not any of the characters and plotlines they did, it's not about Ben dying from all that we saw.
And I would venture to guess that he will not have a stereotypical bully on his back to round out the things this version will stay away from.

>>88318368
is that fucking Supergirl's sister

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>>88321061
>Bullying only happened in the 60's.

>>88321662
I still think it's dumb. He doesn't need to be taught how to smacktalk .He's probably seen people smacktalk all the time. He lives in New York he had to have seen it happen before.

>>88321875
yup

also she's going to the dance with Captain America

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>>88318165

eh....

>>88319127
A traditional Spit Roast. She looks kinda grungy so I bet she's into some good stuff.

>>88321176
Slept it off in the teachers lounge. Grabbed the Home Economics mug and has been crashed out in the cafeteria since seven.

>>88320363

What's wrong with the Japs? Why don't they step in?

Even if a company is doing well, the higher-ups usually give people shit for not doing even better; Sony seems happy with poor performance.

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>>88321662. >>ultimate spider man. >>dark and edgy. >>???

>>88318165
Some people on Twitter thought she was Kamala Khan.

>>88322218
I could see why, she looks just as gross and ugly.

>>88319684
Anon, she's half white. Half of that ugliness is from her snow ape side too, not just her savannah ape side.

>>88322306
Except 98% of the time, black girls have ugly faces.

>>88320462
>>88320407
She's a person who's spending free time in school reading alone, sporting black outfits and wearing that classic "stay away from me" expression when she addresses people.

She is very lonely - whether it's by her own volition or not.

>>88318165
What books are those?

>>88320099
Aunt May.

>>88320412
Hermoine Granger? The character isn't even wearing robes wtf

>>88321911
Calm down. Just an idea.
And I didn't mean to say he couldn't smacktalk by himself, but that he gets the idea from the chick who gets a rise out of him.

>>88322218
Fuck no. Kamala would be sitting right next to Peter at the dorks table.

>>88322306
Yes, like all Hominidae, we are apes. No need to get less specific than Homo Sapiens here.

>>88322409
She listened in on the dorks. She longs for human contact.

>>88319153

It's tea, you can literally see the string to the bag

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>People still trying to believe this is going to be good.

Thank god I still have the Raimi movies. Now those were fun.

>>88322501
It's still in a coffee mug

>>88322524
mugs are multi-purpose

>>88318165
He wants to rape Beta males.

>>88322524
It's because she's so quirky she doesn't follow the rules.

>>88318782
Yeah he should listen to EDM and do yoga. Get with the times already!

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>>88322501
To my unending surprise, I found there is such a thing as a coffee bag.
Not quite the same, though.

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>>88320709
Posting best Gwen.

>>88322717
Fucking Raimi making god damn Spider-Man masterpieces. Now my standards are too high.

I just saw the trailer, Damn it its like iron man training spiderman the movie. Who the hell thought this was a good idea?

>>88318165
She's Black Cat and is very tired because she was out all night being a burglar

>>88322782
they weren't all that great, you just have a serious case of nostalgia glasses.

>>88322914
Please don't jinx it. That's probably stupid enough to be true.
>>88322986
They're great movies, and miles better than whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.

>>88323097
>miles better
>miles
zendaya is miles confirmed

>>88320709
Stone yes, Dunst god no.

It's not Mary Jane, who cares

>>88318165
>When you say you love the raimi films.

>>88318409
What kind of high school, and high school student, has a ceramic mug?

What kind of high school student is at school and just sitting in the cafeteria drinking hot tea from a tea bag? Just sitting there with books and drinking tea.

>>88318368
Why was this the last good parody movie before everything else went to shit?

>>88323329
In my high school, the chorus room was decked the fuck out. The school didn't have shit (poor place, school got yeast infections in the walls erry day) but the chorus room was pretty big and isolated, there was a table, a sink with mugs, cups, tea, honey, spoons, a microwave, mini fridge, etc. A lot of people ate lunch in the chorus room, and a lot of people if they didn't finish their tea or whatever, took it with them.

So maybe she's in home ec or there's some cool teacher like that and she just didn't finish her tea by the time the bell rang for lunch, so she took it with her.

>>88323372
Or maybe they have mugs, tea bags, and hot water for tea in their cafeteria.

Because they're in high school and it's 2016, holy shit why is this such a big thing?

>>88323570
Cafeterias don't have shit senpai

>>88318165
isn't that the question of the day

>>88323585
They have water. Tea is cheap or maybe she brought her own. Mugs are not hard to come by.

>>88319444
This is too funny.

>>88319606
Clearly.

>>88318165
How many books does she read at the same time?

>>88324963
You know she's at school, right?

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>>88322003
So that's why I'm somehow aroused by this screenshot everytime it's posted

>>88324997
Then why isn't she carrying books in a backpack or something?

>>88320709
God the Raimi films aged like such shit.

>>88322717
You mean best mj

what books r those

>>88320125
>white boys

So who would be your casting choice for MJ?

>>88325209
the one she's reading looks like The Stranger

>>88318165
Condescension toward the two dorks she's looking at, affected by the joint she just smoked in the girl's bathroom.

>>88325294
a live alligator with an iphone taped to it

voiced by hans gruber

>>88318165
being creeped out by someone you know you could break like kindling

>>88325845
Someone should draw an alligator with a red wig

Maybe she will be the ugly duckling trope, MJ comes from a disfunctional family, she is depressed and doesn't care of herself and she carries the problems of her parents on her shoulders, but at the end of the highschool she leaves all of these pains behind and rediscover her feminility

We can still get Bella Thorne to play Mary Jane