So...anyone wanna explain this?

>>88308992
What's wrong with it?
They're celebrating Rocksmas in honour of their Lord, Jesus Crust.

>>88308992
Jesus was a cave man. What, you didnt know?

>>88308992
its a cartoon show you fucking

>>88308992
Lacking modern tech, Fred had to build the ladder using wood and bones.
The ornaments are probably colored rocks, or gem stones.
They really need to hope they get a new set of drapes this year.
Pebbles is concerned that dad is going to fall off the ladder.

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>>88309029

>>88309042
Ooga Ooga, no YOU fucking, Ooga Ooga!

>>88308992
Fred has thrown safety out the window as he stands on a rickety step stool with one foot. The madman

>>88308992
Because the Flintstones takes place after the nuclear apocalypse.

>>88308992
Why is Pebble skirt shorter than Velmas?

>>88309407

>Velma

>>88309407
because Pebbles' half her height

>>88309434
Oh, fuck my bad.
Yeah, Velmas skirt is way too long.

>>88308992
i've never seen pebbles loke this in the cartoons, i've seen her either as a toddler or as a teenager.

The Christmas tree predates Christmas. It was a pagan thing.

>>88309588
I thought the same thing. When was this made, late '70s?

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>>88308992
Good thread.

>>88308992
Why is the star red? Is this communism Russia?

Earth is only 6000 years old. Fred probably went bowling with Jesus all the time.

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>>88309029
HAR!
OK, Yeah. There you go!
You just won the internet!

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>He needs someone to explain Decemberween to him.

>>88311271
>You should probably try and return all those bad presents.
>I got 'em at the dollar store.
>They were 50% off.

>>88309145
Magic sky castles

>>88308992
Maybe they are right and our history is bs. Think about it.

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it's post apocalyptic earth where dinosaurs came back from the dead.

>>88311029
Primitive communism predates Marx.

>>88308992
A lot of what we would consider as traditional Christmas rituals were actually pagan practices that were yabba dabba Rome yabba dabba Coca Cola yabba dabba fuck this I'm going back to bed.

>>88308992
It's an American kid's show promoting Western values in a prehistorical setting.

>>88308992
The Great Gazoo probably traveled through time, liked what he saw of Christmas in the future, returned to the past, and introduced the holiday to the people of Bedrock, thus creating an information loop paradox.

>>88309047

He's referring to the Flintstones celebrating Christmas before the birth of Christ.

Idiot.

>>88308992
There's a prehistoric Carl Sagan, so there might be a prehistoric Jesus too.

>>88311440
Are you stupid?
Christmas is 0BC and the Flintstones were made around 1960 or something

>>88309588
I now see why Barney kept going after Pebbels now. Loli Pebbles is 10/10

>>88311359
Wow almost a decade since this and not even a billion plies yet?
/co...I am disappoint

He's clearly celebrating the creator of the universe, Gerald.

>>88311544
Kek-a-doodle-due

>>88312621
>Gerald
The creator of the universe is clearly Morp

>>88311440
It was Yule before it was Christmas. Check your history, you even still sing the songs of the elder gods
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly..."

>>88312621
It's Harold, not Gerald.
"Hark, the Harold Angels sing, glory to the newborn king"

>>88312502

original /co/ left, they dont remember this post.

>>88308992
the show was a Shameless rip-off of The Honeymooners, don't expect quality

>>88309667
It was made in the 90s, presumably the one where everyone was doing the play of the Christmas Carol.

>>88313048
>>88313181
This show wasn't made in the 90s you fucking idiot.

>>88309029
>Jesus Crust

Ok that got me.