>15 >Has a sixpack. Sure

low card diet
p90x
it's not hard

>>88292345
>15 year olds can't have muscle mass

>>88292345
I heard Spider-Man has an 8 pack
I heard Spider-Man is shredded

>>88292345
What are superpowers?

>>88292345

>I don't understand how comic characters work

>>88292345
Mid teens is the easiest time to have a six pack, before your metabolism slows down to a crawl.

>>88292345
This is a movie about a teenager with spider powers fighting an old man who can fly and that's where you draw the line?

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>>88292345

>>88292407
Underrated post

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oh boy OP is jealous

>>88292345
>human
>can climb walls

It's like they aren't even trying.

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>>88292345
Hit the gym, OP.

>>88292370
Yoga and EDM too. And crossfit.

>>88292345
he'd need to be taking steroids!

or be bitten by a radioactive spider.

>>88292345
Anon he also has radioactive spider powers...

>>88292345
>>88292376
Dumbasses, everyone has six packs

You just need low body fat for them to be visible

OP, hit the gym and cut the snacks, it isn't that hard.

>>88292526
What if I'm skinny and ugly?

>>88292345

a six pack is literally just low bf%

lrn2fit

>>88292583
>radioactive spider blood
FTFY

>>88292609
You can be shredded and ugly.

>>88292345
Cry more, tubby.

>>88292609
Get a new haircut. Have fashionable, well-trimmed facial hair if dude. Shape your eyebrows. Dress nice. Smell nice.

If you're beyond hope, just remember: if deformed serial murderers can get a gf, you can too.

>>88292609
EAT BIG LIFT BIG GET BIG

>>88292728
I can't stand facial hair personally. Having it really sucks. Itchy and just a pain to keep clean. Clean shaven is easier to take care of and with a good razor it's pretty simple.

>>88292345
Spiders gave him abs.

>>88292345
step it up, fat boy

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Anyone else find it weird when he's shirtless?

I know the actor's 20, but it still feels wrong to fap to a character who's supposed to be 16.

>>88292345
He got bitten by a spider that lets him lift cars

>>88293396
>>88292728

But if you're ugly that means you have shit tier facial aesthetics and probably a weak chin. Othern than getting fit, a nicely groomed full beard is like the single most effective way to hide your ugly mug and fool people into thinking you're decent looking.

>>88293503
Gotta appeal to the teenage girls who'll watch.

>>88293525
The spider lets him lift cars and then he bites poor Peter?

>>88293617
I'm sure it will appeal to more than teenage girls.

>>88292470
Shocker is in it too though.

SHOCKER IS IN IT

>15
>has spidey senses

Yeah, right.

>>88292345
I for one welcome our non Hispanic/black miles Morales spiderman. Hes pretty interesting

>>88293503
I feel like this guy's going to need plugs in like 2-3 years if he wants to keep looking like a a teenager.

>>88292345
Literally super powers, OP.

>>88292448
>>88292584
This.
Permaunderweight.
I didn't exercise for shit, but I still had one.

>>88293503
>but it still feels wrong to fap to a character who's supposed to be 16.
You should probably get off 4chan before it changes you.

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>>88293783
>Miles
>Be Ultimate Peter but less interesting plus ethnic stereotypes
>Homecoming Spidey
>Basically be Ultimate Pete
>Get called white Miles by /co/

>Shows his power level by hugging Tony for no reason
>Likes girls

Sure

>>88292345
I have a friend ho since middleschool already had a sixpack, he was very lanky but not very tall and didn't no any particular "gym" exercises, only practiced sports.

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>>88294657
Been here for 6 years and I gotta say I still don't fap to underage things.

I do fap to other weird shit though so it's not like this place didn't corrupt me at all.

>>88294701
>ethnic stereotypes
I don't remember USM diving into Miles' ethnicity that much and that was one of my major complaints for the book.

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Would you guys let Tom Holland put his legs on your shoulders? Do you think his "best friend" would let you?

>>88292345
>I have been given spider themed super powers and have had my body chemistry changed.

Tell us more about your time with super powers anon. Since you know all about it, clearly.

OP's secret ploy to get people to post photos of underage abs?

>>88294844
His (black) father just happens to have been an inmate in the past. His (black) uncle is a career criminal.

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>Bitten by a spider that allows you to climb on walls and gives you super strength
>yet it is somehow implausible for him to have a six pack as a direct result of this

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>>88294951
Probably.

>>88294980
I was mainly talking about Miles himself.
I don't think his uncle being Prowler is anything other than "we want him to be related to Miles and we want him to be a villain"

>>88292345
I can't even begin to describe how idiotic your post makes you look.

>>88292549
He lost all of that when he got older

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>>88293503

spiderman is a curlbro

>>88292345
>15
>Gets bitten by a radioactive spider and gets spider powers
>fights in a civil war between an enhanced WWII veteran and a genius who invented a weaponized iron suit that gets powered by a mini reactor.

Sure.

I want to LICK Holland's smooth chest and belly.

>>88293503
I find it weird that his reaction to his fat asian male friend catching him as Spiderman, was to strip.

>>88292584
Yeah but you have first to eat a fuckton while training them before going on low carb.

>>88295552
>iron
It's a titanium gold alloy

15 year old Superhuman

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>>88293781
>15
>has super strength
This movie is going to be fucking shit

>>88295341
I like how being black and a criminal qualifies as ethnic stereotypes. Ignoring the fact that highschool kid with somewhat chubby friend who knows he's spiderman isn't Miles Morales vibe at all.

>>88295804
I was so confused when he brought up ethnic stereotypes because Miles' race has been such a small part of his character I was thinking maybe Bendis blacked him up in his newest book or something.

>>88295679
Sure.

I find it hilarious that people are bitching that he's 15 when both Maguire and Garfield got their powers in high school like every other Peter.

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SEXUALIZATION

OF

TEENAGERS


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sound familiar, Riri?

>>88296176

yeah but they were played by guys in their 20s

it's funny how people bitch about casting old people as high schoolers AND at casting young people as high schoolers

>>88296214
>20
>teenager
Dumb frogposter.

>>88296235
Can't please everybody.

OP does not know how bodybuilding works.

>>88293503

He looks closer to 18 here than 15 or 16. Although based on how he sounded in CA-CW (which was 12), who knows what the film will turn out like, other than I'm sick and tired of Peter Parker in High School. I can watch USM if that's my thing.

>>88293503
Where do you think you are?

>>88293681
Well, gay dudes too of course.

>>88292728
>if deformed serial murderers can get a gf, you can too.
Can confirm, have 8/10 GF. I have 6/10 face and body at best. Got haircut and got decent beard and clothes, works wonders.

>>88299683
>tfw can't grow a beard at all
JUST fuck my masculinity up

>>88292370
lanklets can have ez six packs

>>88298725
pedos

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>awkward 15 year old
>six pack

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>>88292345
>sixpack=good indicator of physical strength

Yes, people with good core strength often have them, but reallly it's a measure of body fat %. Fuck, I had awesome abs when I was 17, but I was a DYEL hungry skeleton and hated myself for it. 5 years later it's way fainter and I've got slight love handles but I'm a lot happier with my physique now that I'm able to do squats without wanting to puke

>>88299955
I mean, he has a 6-pack AFTER being a spidered man who catches cars and fights crime in his downtime for a while.

>>88292345
Anon, I played soccer throughout middle school and early high school and had a six-pack at that age.

>>88293503
wtf

How do you get to the point where a shirtless man gets you off?

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>>88295743
>15
>Can crawl on walls
How can Marvel ever recover.

>>88295411
>that is somehow relevant to the point

>>88292345
It's not like he has superpowers and benches cars and shit.
Hit the weights.
Take a shower.
Get a clue.

The six pack won't stop him from being a shitty creatively bankrupt character.

>>88298341
>Watching USM
Read the comic faggot.

>>88301878
The comic is the same shit.

>>88301909
You didn't just compare the shitfest that was the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon to the comic did you, you fucking faggot.

>>88301968
Yeah I did. They both sucked. The only thing the comic did better was Peter died.

>be 15
>play pretty much any sport besides maybe baseball
>have six pack

>>88296214
So it's frogposters who are continuing this meme. No wonder it's so unfunny

>>88292345
Carmen from GOtham is underage and she is ripped as fuck.

>>88301968

Look asshole, there's an USM comic that's literally the SAME art as if they just bothered to do screen grabs, with the EXACT same dialogue, that Marvel tosses out and sells.

It's not our fault that Marvel calls everything by the exact fucking name, in the same way they release two #1 of Deadpool Mercs With The Money in the same exact year because they lack any creativity, imagination or dignity.

>>88292345
OP is a late-bloomer.

>>88300238
>a spidered man
How do you spider a man?

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>>88302561
SPIDERED

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>>88292345
Yeah, and?