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/sug/ Steven Universe General

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Water Witch Edition

Last Thread: >>88272713

[NEW RELEASES]
>Three Gems and a Baby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!M8YBnS4a!q1INbvRh3r48alkx-CKE7B87bYyxaI9n5ed4DGpO_Kk
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x09.mkv
Watch online: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x546lbr
>Gem Harvest
720p: https://mega.nz/#!91whmaaK!bSvDmv706k-TsUDGnI6g5phAO1Ws-F2D5CRDQlJwDN8
1080p: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x08.mkv
Watch online: https://marebucks.com/sun/110/

[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html

[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html

[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG

[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
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>>88281485
Ahhh Kos... Or some say Kosm
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woops. gonna delete mine.
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>>88281461
Oh, it's just you.
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Has anyone noticed how inappropriate Garnet's song lyrics are? I mean just look.

>I am their fury. I am their patience. I am their masturbation.
or
>You've got nothing. Got nothing. Got nothing. Got nothing to fear.
>I'm queer. I'm queer. I'm queer.

It's weird and I don't like it.
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i kinda miss that mod who'd stop by every hiatus. Maybe they're just too busy?
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I wanna sniff Steven
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so we're NOT going back to /trash/ then?
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um
uh
connie
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>>88281591
that nose is huge
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Friendly reminder that this is your fandom
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>>88281589
This one?
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So what mods? Now that we aren't as cool and popular as we used to be, now you don't care about us anymore? ;_;
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>>88281616
your nose is huge geek
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nth for best ship
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>>88281612
>literally gohan when piccolo trained him
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>>88281631
heh. I actually checked the archives for that one. That anon was actually banned.
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What did you do today /sug/?
I finally got Overwatch and played all day, it's fun as hell, even for someone who sucks at FPS. I totally recommend it.
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>>88281616
Just make it end higher on her face and it'd be accurate.
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I know this is a rude thing to ask, but does Pearl have a penis? A 457,200 micrometer dong with 101,600 micrometer balls?
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>>88281461
Stay hopalful anon, I'm pretty sure after Pearl's arc ends we'll get Pearlmethyst, it was fun but I gotta sleep now, let's speak some other day, I like you.
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>>88281666
Do you suck at Overwatch? I have a pro tip for you, choose Junkrat.
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>>88281678
Alright, I'm filtering "rude" now
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>>88281611
you can take sug out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of sug
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My ship sails forever.
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>>88281666
>that armor to cover his massive dong
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>>88281702
UGH
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>>88281655
very cute Connie. Where's Steven during all this?
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>>88281702
fuck off
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Fixed up the nipples a bit and added a background thanks to the advice of some very helpful /trash/ anons, enjoy.
http://imgur.com/9TeALi1
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okay no this is the last one
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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
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>>88281591
>>88281655
Is this a porn?
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>>88281702
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>>88281702
aaaaaaah KEKSPER
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>>88281683
I sure hope so! i'm a little less pessimistic than I was before

alright, goodnight. it was fun talking to you. I'll hopefully catch you here tomorrow, or on /trash. possibly
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Fusion when?
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>>88281768
Did someone say "Minodah dump"?
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>>88281734
Getting NTR'd

sorry

>>88281766
It is once I finish writing part 3 tonight
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>>88281754
/sug/ will never be thrown away again
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>>88281768
>>88281806
Minodah's artstyle is very beautiful and I like it very much.
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>>88281768
>>88281806
>>88281837
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>>88281837
oof, that's a tiny Minodah pic.
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Why is this so funny?
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Is it just me or are the new episodes nothing but stalling? They've been adding little consistency to practically anything. Plain out fillers.

Is SU trash now?
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>>88281768
>>88281806
>>88281837
>>88281864
>>88281869
you're right, hopefully indexer doesn't see it and end up cutting himself
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>>88281874
>s-she's fast!
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>>88281874
>ACTIVATE WARP SPEED
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>>88281768
>>88281806
>>88281837
>>88281864
>>88281869
>>88281899
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>>88281898
Yes, that's why these generals belong in /trash/
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>>88281898
Either
A. They need to fill a quota of episodes so they turn out shit
B. Sugar is re-writing half the story to get it finished by season 5, the filler was already there so they had to air it.
Either way
We Lose
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>>88281656
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I'm kinda afraid of what sort of white male shaming/cucking methods and secret messages the crewniverse is planning right now...
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>>88281768
>>88281806
>>88281837
>>88281864
>>88281869
>>88281899
>>88281929
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>>88281656
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>>88281874
Fuck off Indexer.
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>>88281951
>>88281980
Fucken cuties
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Would Lapis and Peridot be good parents?
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>>88281898
I prefer to think of the seasons in their original 52-episode format.
S1 is pure worldbuilding
S2 (S2-S3) is growing the team: Connie gets a sword, the HW gems are rounded up, Centi is "healed", el Clooster is on standby, and Bismuth is introduced.
S3 (S4-S5) is consolidating that team and fighting a real threat, Homeworld and YD.
It'll get better soon.
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>>88281656
Every ship that doesn't involve Peridot is pretty good imo
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>>88282052
Probably very silly and unskilled but fun parents
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>>88282052
ugh
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>>88281656
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>>88282069
I really like Amedot

Jaspis is also bretty good
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if pearl hates to eat or drink, how come she consumes so much semen?
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Steven is a furry.
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>>88282052
They would educate and play with their child but never feed or bathe it. Pumpkin is fucking dead.
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>>88281935
Yeah, it's taken some epic proportions already. I'm guessing nothing really dramatic will ever even happen.

Maybe CG will raid Homeworld and bitch-slap YD just because, YD learns a life-lesson through getting slapped and yelled at and yay everything's over.

I'm even waiting for more and more forced Garnet. It's been more and more distasteful (after I found out her symbolism in the series) how much she gets jammed into the screen as the most important and most powerful gem right after Steven.

Why haven't they fused yet? It's not like it's as distasteful to bang your own child.
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>>88282052
>Peri "Josef Mengele" dot and Lapis "gee I love drowning children" Lazuli in charge of a baby
That's an infanticide charge just waiting to happen.
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>>88282052
I needed an excuse to post this
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>>88282102
Prel makes semen with her big schlong
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>>88282052
theyd be better than the gems thats for sure. and thats because peridot would actually look up what a fucking baby is.

besides, the credit of raising steven goes to greg, since steven only moved in with the gems shortly before the series began.

whatever baby they raise would be more artistic and less musical. so i guess it would be a painter or sculptor or something.
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>>88282090
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>>88282102
pretty sure she's fine with drinking
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>>88281485
hi dgm
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>>88282091
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>>88281898
>>88282056

The writing has gone to shit even with non-townie episodes, the fact that they're throwing n more townie episodes instead of jumping into the next plot point is already telling that the next arc is going to be shit. It'll be the same bullshit they pulled with deciding all those townie episodes in season three were more important that focusing on Malachite/ Lapis integrating into the CGs/ Jasper becoming more and more fucked up/ Amethyst's struggles

"There will be a good episodes EVENTUALLY" is such a stupid thing to say to try and excuse the shit we're wading through now
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>>88282159
DELET THIS
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>>88282134
i know. but she drinks it all day long. does she avoid food and drink so her stomach is only ever full of cum?
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The show itself made an mpreg joke and yet I have never seen mpreg Steven.
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>>88282106
Tell us something we don't know.
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>>88282163
shes not. she forced herself to drink that can of soda, and then just spit the whole thing out
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>>88282188
I miss when Connie was just a regular young girl who was just Stevens friend.
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>>88282183
No.
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>>88282127
I have a feeling that Steven fusions will get their own episode, and never brought up again.
GarnetxSteven Fusion would be disturbing if anything. Think about it, mix Steven's astral projection with Sapphire's precognition, with Ruby's temperament. You get a goddamn psychic murder-machine
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>>88282176
we got like 3 or 4 human episodes already, we have to be done with them. maybe like one last random one in the middle of the season at most
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>>88282229
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>>88282052
Ask Zuke, she's probably read every Lapidot pregnancy and gem egg hell fanfic in existence
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>>88282225
Pearl drinks tea. always has
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>>88282159
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>>88282052

Yeah, but you'd have to give them one of these "Baby Dos and Don'ts" cheat sheets.
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>>88282259
no. she misunderstood the point of the tea cup ride and took a teapot with her
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>>88282229
You disgusting freak
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>>88282234
>Tiger Philanthropist
>episode that has to do with Pearl having a phone
>hinted another Lars episode, iger Philanthropist is the Lars episode
yeah okay, they need to bring Ian back or something, I don't know what happened within the crewniverse between the Season 1 finale and SWI for the writers to get so lazy and lost in direction
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>>88282234
>maybe like one last random one in the middle of the season at most

laughingbender.png
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Why are Lapidotfags literally the worst fags to have ever existed

How could anyone other than 12 year old girls even like Lapidot in the first place
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>>88282357
I like the color blue and green
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>>88282357
they have the worst taste possible
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>>88282357
Why the fuck do you have to complain every five minutes about them like a 12-year-old girl and draw them out purposefully? Are you just falseflagging or are you just retarded?
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>>88282357
Who said they aren't 12 year old girls?
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>>88282385

I'm sorry did I trigger you
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>>88282411
You seem real triggered by Lapidots to bitch so much. If you didn't complain they wouldn't spam the thread every time you complained.
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>>88282357
Lapidotfags are legit tumblrfags, that pretty much explains everything.

Think about it, Lapis is basically a tumblrite only she's actually physically attractive, always acting moppy and triggered by everything; and Peridot is the "lulz so randumb! X^DDD" type of character tumblrites all fall in love with because they think being quirky is a substitute for having a character.
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>>88282357
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>>88282433
>says the Lapidotfag assuming I'm some other anon who spams Lapidot hate in every thread
KEK kill yourself you butthurt faggot
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>>88282326
I really hope Pearl getting a phone will be an ep, there's so much cute potential there
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>>88282448
I remember ancient lapidot, where people still thought peridot was a serious person and lapis was the free-spirited one who annoyed her
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>>88282489
maybe pearl gets a cellphone, has steve ever owned a bear?
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>>88282374
I guess that makes sense

>>88282451
Are you a 12 year old girl anon
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>>88282489
I'm looking forward to it. Hope they don't hold it off for too long.
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>>88282487
I'm pretty sure i heard the exact same "12 old girl" insult one or two times here before.

Either you're or not the same guy, at least get some originality.
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>>88282489
>We will never see an episode of the gems trying to do human things without Steven
The whole "the entire show must be from the perspective of that fat little faggot" really keeps us from some potentially good episodes.
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>>88282543
why are you obsessed with the notion of wide spread lesbianism between 12 year old girls? are you some sort of pedo dyke who needs a trip to the gas chamber?
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Consider Lopal
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>>88282227
So, the first episode when she's introduced only?
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>>88281612
>not tween connie
shit taste senpai
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>>88282584
>the entire show must be from the perspective of that fat little faggot
was that always true? cause i dont remember him being in that room where garnet was fighting jasper or in the hallways as she ran to the cockpit where pearl while piloting
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>>88282487
>you disagree with me ergo you must ship LAPIDOT!!!
kill yourself retard, go cry about lapidot on your tumblr blog
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>>88282647
Steven was watching from a screen
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>>88282577
Or maybe people who don't ship that pile of shit are able to see it and it's shippers for what it really is, literally the most vanilla, boring, meme-y, self insert ship imaginable, the kind of shit 12 year old girls ship, they're literally the ones who are responsible for at least 50% of the ship's fanart on tumblr
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Come on guys, most of /co/ already hates us, should we really hate each other?
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>>88282675
Are you jealous that 12 year old girls can draw better than you can Anon?
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>>88282691
FUCK YOU
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>>88282655
>defending the faggot who is jumping to conclusions and accusing someone of being some other anon(s) they're butthurt about
kill yourself too
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>>88282675
12 year old girls must be better artists than you.
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>>88282691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4
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>>88282584
>The whole "the entire show must be from the perspective of that fat little faggot" really keeps us from some potentially good episodes.
GOD. THIS. SO MUCH. IT'S FUCKING RETARDED. Even Adventure Time doesn't do this. I absolutely hate it about the show, it ruins SO much potential.
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>>88282719
Learn to type in legible English retard. Can barely understand what the fuck you're saying.
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>>88282702
Maybe a little
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>>88282740
Hell, even The Loud House had a few episodes where one of the sisters was the main character instead of Lincoln.
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>>88282752
If you can't undertand a simple line of greentext then that's just another reason you should kill yourself
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>>88282614
>ships the bulimic one with the pedophile
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>>88282812
>i can't explain myself i'll just tell them to kill themselves
Typical retard mentality.
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>>88282790
Only that Luna episode, but she was the worst part of it. Lynn Sr. saved the episode.
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>>88282752
>typed text
>not legible
???
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>>88282614
you silly goose. lapis isn't interested in adults
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whale dick'd lazuli
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>>88282880
>We will never see a regular gem trying to wear a Diamonds outfit
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>>88282834
>>88282860
Consider Squidzuli then.
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What's in the box?
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>>88282984
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>>88282984
Her second nose
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>>88282984
what's in the box?
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>>88282999
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>>88282984
gay!
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>>88282984
>"Really? For me? I wonder what's inside!"
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>>88282984
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX?!
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>>88283066
whens steven gonna grow the fuck up? hes 14 man he needs to stop behaving like a literal toddler. we need an episode where hard shit happens and he morphs on the spot into a teen because he finally mentally changed
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Was Peridot autistic?
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>>88283099
no. why?
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>>88283099
you'll trigger the aspies here. be more sensitive
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>>88282691
...
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>>88283095
That would change the look and image of the series. CN, however, is not ready to cash in on that new image.
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I like this thread
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>>88283139
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
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>>88283019
>>88283052
Good shit Dinklebop, good shit.
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>>88283174
*rolls eyes*
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>>88283165
clearly, since theyre avoiding everything homeworld. older looking steven wouldnt be much different except that he would be slightly taller and he wouldnt be dicking around with mc bear bear. i mean he already tried getting rid of his toys, but hes still too happy go lucky, i assume as a defense mechanism so he doesnt have to confront his problems.

him growing up and being less of a child would fit better with some sort of invasion or war
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Mods, if you leave us here, then there's a chance we'll become HSG 2.0 for real. Do you really want that?
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>>88283174
Me too anon.

>>88283241

Fuck you too niger anon.
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>>88283267
Oh fuck off you falsflagging shit.
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>>88283182
found the aspie :^)
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>>88283314
*subhuman
fixed for you
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oh yeah i'm sure you do
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>>88283338
both are acceptable and essentially synonymous
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*slap slap slap*
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>>88283415
anon why would you do this
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>>88283431
do what?
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>You're Steven.
>Go to visit the meme gems.
>See this.
>What do?
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>>88283461
go hang out with carl instead
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>>88283461
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
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>>88283461
record it with my phone and send the file to to uncle carl and homeworld so yellow diamond can see it blow another gasket
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>>88283461
JOIN the gay conversion camp IN beach city
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>>88283461
Turn around and go outside because I am not a cuck.
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>>88283517
t. jasper
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>>88283498
You went in a full circle and continue to walk towards them.

What the fuck?
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>>88283498
wow you dumbass
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>>88283461
Tell Zuke to kill herself for writing them this way
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>>88283352
i hate fat people
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>>88283461
What do you think Amethyst would do?
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>>88283338
>>88283314
>playa-hating on based Tupac this hard
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>>88283314
I thought it said "I am Acoustic"
Now I'm just disappointed
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>>88283793
get this facebook tier autism off of my board grandma
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pearl is a ____
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>>88283461
>Oh hey Steven! We're trying 'sex!'
>Yeah, Amethyst told us about it, and Peridot looked it up on the internet. It's fun, want to join us?
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>>88284103
literal freak
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I love Jasper so much, I hope I can at least be with her in my dreams tonight
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>>88284103
retard
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>>88284103
whore
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>>88284124
-S COME OUT AT NIGHT
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>>88284103
pedophile
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>>88284103
Cute!
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>>88284103
better character than lapis, garnet, amethyst, and especially peridot
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Surrender Yourself To ______
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>>88284114
>>88283451
>>88281631
>>88284155
We'll, I can already tell this will be another great /sug/ thread. Goodnight you night Owlfags
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>>88283555
>>88283587
being this new
also nice b8 m8
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guise... I just watched a lesbian movie

I'm so depressed right now
>tfw you'll never be a qt lesbian girl living the lesbian dream
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I want to see Lapis get invited to one of Greg and Vidalia's poker games, in an effort to get her more comfortable with humans. She's never really given them a try after all, she's barely interacted with them.

I want to see her start to bond with Greg and Vidalia and there friends, more world-weary and cynical people than Steven and his endless cheer and optimism. Find people she can talk about how much everything sucks with.
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>>88284222
Vidalia is for Amethyst and Jasper not Lapis
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>>88284222
>starts spending time with humans to loosen up
>next time steven visits lapis isnt at the barn
>peridot says shes with her boyfriend
>lapis is off getting railed and /co/ melts down into even more shitposting and crying
please happen
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>>88284222
pearl's arc with humans already started
fuck off with your shitty written side character
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>>88284103
Terrible person.
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>>88283461
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>>88284155
nothing wrong about that. but don't leave her alone with steven or connie. garnet had a talk with her already
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>>88284417
Garnet can't watch her at all times though, nothing can stop this madwoman
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>>88284402
What is Steven going to do with those pictures?

that's a nice drawing btw
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>>88281717
Hope Springs Eternal, I guess.
Know any good Fanfics?
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>>88282133
I've always been partial to calling her Dottie.
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Quick, post OC's that you actually kinda like

And no, this isn't a no bully zone you panzy
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>>88284676
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>>88284676
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>>88284676
This one's pretty nice, even if I think Ambers should have time related powers.
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>>88284676
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>>88284676
Do fan fusions count?
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>>88284731
Sure, why not
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>>88284676
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>>88284757
Alright, then I like these two the most.
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>>88284676
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>>88284785
That wasn't even the image I meant to post, but it was honestly a better one
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>>88284801
Shouldn't Jasper's Pearl have her gem on her nose?
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>>88284785
>gems taking shit from a pearl
>pearl actually speaking up
>implying they wouldnt have her crushed on the fucking spot for stepping out of line
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skycow.us/r/su
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anyone got that horror-esque art for the Mother of Pearl surrounded by Pearls?
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>>88284847
both of them are pearls tho
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>>88284912
i see. who cares then. its like two slaves talking. they are literally made of ocean floor trash. their words are beneath us, because pearl lives dont matter
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>>88284976
Don't act all high and might anon, if you had your very own Pearl you'd treat her like the most important thing in the world and all the other gems would laugh at you for being so attached to your Pearl.
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>>88284976

They're not so bad when they're not defective.
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>>88285028
if i had my own pearl i would LITERALLY have her eat my asshole and use her to practice bdsm. the other gems would be horrified at how poorly i treat my pearl. pearl being pearls though means she would be into it

>>88285051
i know of at least ONE defective pearl, and no one has shut her down yet
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>>88284821
Yep. Still sexy.
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>>88285108

>and no one has shut her down yet

It's not for a lack of trying.
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>>88285131
its like retard strength isnt it
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>>88281717
>steven graving lappytits
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>>88285108

Would you do that even if your Diamond does not approve?
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>>88285250
sophie the giraffe wont know. and why should she believe anything anyone says? clearly i did something great, something worthy of being given a pearl. so any rumors can just be disregarded as slander
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>>88284908
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>those pictures where greg is fucking mystery girl in front of a weeping pearl
>then he fucks pearl while mystery girl watches
>"yes greg! kill me just like you killed rose"
beautiful
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Bloople seems really happy about something, why is Bloople so happy? Why can't I ever be that happy?
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>>88285956
>Why can't I ever be that happy?
because youre not a slave built to be happy by serving
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>>88281898
I honestly believe it feels like this more because it doesn't air every week.

It's supposed to be a slice of life show -first-, like Cardcaptor Sakura, and plot second. Which is fine because both parts can be enjoyable. However you can't fucking get any satisfaction when you have to wait months and months at a time for a 10 minute episode. They tease stuff and the payoff just takes so long. You expect worldbuilding, and lore, and character development and an overarching plot the next episode but you have to wait months for just another 10 minute episode. If they don't have an overarching plot you're fucked. It's even worse with steven bombs because it's like getting a fist in your ass but your daddy isn't even there to jerk you off and you get massive blue balls! Sure, being teased with just a finger or two is fine for me but I can't handle the entire fist tease!
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>>88284676
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>Through some kind of gem technology Steven finds himself time travailing to the future.
>Steven is shocked and confused when he sees that he is atop of a tower in Empire city.
>He looks down and sees the whole city is in ruins and flooded like the city was hit by a massive tsunami.
>Steven is scared "How could this happen? and why?
>Steven looks everywhere but cant find one living soul it was like everyone was gone and Steven felt more scared and worried the longer he spent in this hell hole.
>Steven soon heard singing coming from far away it could be heard for miles across the ocean.
>Steven hoped into a boat and went off to the source of the signing.
>He soon came to a tower made of water using he floating powers he flew up to the top to see Lapis ontop of the tower looking across the ruined wasteland of earth.
>Steven felt so happy he shouted "Lapis I'm so happy to see you I was so scared were is everyone?
>Lapis didn't turn she said in a weak sad voice "Why do you continue to haunt me Steven?....
>Steven is counfused and walks up to Lapis and tries to grab her arm "Lapis its me...why are y"
>Lapis swats away his hand "Leave me be...please stop reminding me of my failure...I failed you Steven...."
>Steven walks around and sees Lapis is crying her face looks tired she had dark shades around her eyes it looked like she had been crying for such a long time.
>"Lapis... tell me what happened."
>Lapis looks up "You already know I failed you you were the only thing I truly cared about you were more then a freind to me Steven I loved you..."
>Steven felt his heat sink when Lapis showed Steven an old torn up shirt,,,his shirt...
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>>88286181
>"I tried to save you but in the end I was too late when I saw them hurting you all I saw was red and I tore them to pieces.
>I healed you're limp bleeding body and you told me with your last breath "It will all be ok." then you went silent and after that I dont know what happened.... I just remember screaming and red liquid filling up the ocean."
>Steven backed away "No... you couldn't... you didn't!
>Lapis looked at across the earth city's flooded and there were no signs of life,
>"Its my fault Steven not only did I fail you but I destroyed the main thing you cared about its all gone ever bit of life on this planet I drowned every beautiful thing on this planet,"
>Steven couldn't hold back his tears everything thing and everyone he loved was gone,"
>He ran up to Lapis and shook her screaming >"WHY,,sniff,,,why? how could you do this?
>Lapis finally looked Steven in the eyes and said in her weak sad voice "Because without you this planet isn't beautiful to me I'm so sorry Steven I can never be forgiving I loved you and all I ever did was hurt you I'm sorry...I'm sorry..."
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>>88286208
>Steven never felt this kind of sorrow before he felt hatred regret and most of all sadness towards Lapis.
>The gem he once thought of as his freind was now just a broken shell who slaughtered millions out of blind rage gem... human.. it didn't matter none were speared a watery painful death.
>Steven looked at Lapis who was crying on the floor her tears mixing with the sea.
>Was she a lot cause? Steven would always forgive no matter what all life was precious to him but Lapis had done such terrible things could he really help her or was it pointless?
>Lapis said in a haze of tears "Steven if you are really real...please I beg you help me,,,I know I can never be forgiving but I cant do this on my own..."
>Steven said "W-What do you want me to do?
>Lapis then took something of her shirt it was a knife....
>Steven was floored he knew what she wanted >"Lapis I cant!
>Lapis said shaking and crying "Please,,,I cant live like this I have wanted to end this for so long,,,but I dont want to die alone..I'm a... coward..."
>Lapis handed Steven the knife and said "Please set me free....."
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I don't want to be rude but does Garnet have a massive hyena clitoris, like a 7 inch when engorged love nub with two hot waiting holes under it?
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Any SU games in the works?
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any news on how long this hiatus will last?
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Who has better body bling, Steven or Goldmember?
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Why don't Steven and Connie get to the point?
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>>88286785
Nope
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PEAK OIL, STEVEN
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>>88286981
Will gems make a good replacement for oil?
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What if we removed Connie and put her mother in all her scenes?
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>>88287031
Every Connie episode would become significantly better.
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>>88287031
>those hips
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>>88287064
>Nightmare Hospital
>There are now two Priyanka's arguing with themselves about sword fighting
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BOOMERANG BLADE!
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Reposting these again, I need some comments/feedback on 'em.

And yes, they're crossovers.

Steven Universe/Kingdom Hearts
>http://pastebin.com/6S3wbWYu

Steven Universe/Ratchet & Clank
>http://pastebin.com/7KX3ygYc
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>>88282230
NGL, That'll be the tightest shit.
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>>88287928
Pretty sure there's an opal version.
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>>88285956
Shit i've been so busy with work and shit i haven't had any proper time to draw anything for you guys.
I'll try to do some Blue Diamond stuff this weekend, do you guys have anything you would like to see?

Here, have a Pearl i haven't posted yet.
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>>88281611

>Boots

What a shame about those undoubtedly huge, beefy peds.

>>88281629

Hah. No. We WISH.
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>>88288095
The answer is always more Connie
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>>88288095
Eyeball
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>>88288095

Peridot being chased by a couple of Strafers?
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>Steven smiled as he happily walked up the hill to the barn.
>Lapis had said to him that she had a special Christmas jumper in store for him
>And boy did he like hummers.
>Oddly enough the barn door was closed, Peridot and Lapis were nowhere in sight. Steven gently walked up to the massive red doors and pushed them open with a gentle force.
"Lapis, Perri? Are you guys in here?"
>The barn was looked empty from what Steven could see. Pushing a little harder he created an opening big enough for himself.
>Crunch, crunch, crunch. Steven walked without a care in the word through the gravel, the barn WAS empty inside.
>BANG
>The barn door closed behind Steven sending the poor boy's heart rate through the roof.
>Steven took a moment to compose himself as he took deep breaths
>"Okay you guys got me, good prank."
>Steven put his hands on his hips and gave a wonky smile before walking back to the now closed barn doors.
"Huh? Guys you can let me out now... Haha g..Guys?"
>Pulling and pulling the boy tried to open the door but it seemed to be trapped from the other side.
>Behind Steven a beautiful pair of sea blue eyes were floating, their iris as big as the sun itself.
"GUYS!?"
>Steven pulled frantically as the eyes behind him produced hands.
>Steven shuddered as the hands darted around his body and near his mouth.
>He instinctively took a breath in which he realized all to quickly, was a bad mistake
>There was a burning sensation around Steven's mouth as he suddenly felt sleepy. His eyelids felt heavy as he accidental took another breath, and another, and another.
>Steven fell back into his masked assailant tired.
>The last thing he saw before he passed out was his assailant trademark blue hair
>"Shh Steven it's okay, I've got you."
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>>88282326
Ian was around for season 3 though
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>>88288299
>Steven awoke groggily
>His eyes felt like they were weighed down by stones as he opened them
"L..Lapis?"
>Steven saw infront of him Lapis Lazuli. She looked odd however, she was steering at him almost as if she were staring right into Steven's Soul
"Lapis what are you doing?"
>Clink, Clink, Clink
>Steven looked up to see his right hand firmly in a hand cuff and attached to one of the wooden pillars of the barn.
>"I'm sorry Steven, but I couldn't have you running away."
>Steven was confused, he wasn't sure if this was Lapis or some elaborate ruse.
>Lapis got closer to Steven and gently used her hand to brush a strand of hair out of his eye.
>"You're the first gem... Human, to make me fell happy in 5,000 years. I care about you Steven"
"I... I care about you to Lapis we're like friends, uh... Can you let me go please?"
>Steven had an awkward pleading smile as he said that to Lapis.
>"More than friends Steven, you don't understand but you will soon."
>Lapis kissed Steven's forehead and moved back
>"I don't want the rest of the Crystal Gems to have you Steven, I told you they don't care about other gems... But I do, and I'm never going to let you go."
>Steven tried desperately to pull himself free.
"Lapis can I go? You're starting to freak me out, you can forget about the sweater."
>"Oh Steven, always the innocent one"
>Lapis gave Steven a soft hug making him feel odd.
"You're mine now Universe."
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>>88288299
MORE I need more crazy Lapis kidnapping Steven.
And theirs not nearly enouth SU green text stories.
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>>88288365

>A few hours had passed of Steven being trapped in the barn
>Lapis had stood by him like an obedient dog as he tried to pull at the cuffs on his hand
>Suddenly Lapis was broken out of her loving gaze by a rumble.
>A rumble that came from Steven's belly
>"Steven!? Are you okay?"
>Lapis put her ear to Steven's gem, her blue hair rubbing against it.
"Stop. Ahaha that tickles"
>Steven let out a giggle as Lapis took her head away, her face painted with concern
>"Uh... Yeah I'm just hungry that's all, Can I go now? I've got fry bits waiting for me."
>Lapis blinked confused, but then it suddenly snapped into place
>"Food? I forgot food."
>Mentally kicking herself Lapis got up and adjusted the cuffs
>"Alright Steven, you stay here and I'll go get you some food."
"No, no. Just let me go get it."
>Steven tried to bargain, but with a dismissing hand lapis shook her head
>"I'll be back in ten minutes, stay here Steven."
>Like a dart Lapis opened the barn door and headed out closing it behind her. Steven looked around almost frightened.
>He tried to pull at the cuffs but it was a waste of his time as he wasn't strong enough to break the metal.
>His belly groaned again as Steven looked around, There was hay and all of the meepmorps that Lapis and Perri had set up.
"Where did she get cuffs?"
"PEARL, GARNET, AMETHYST, PERIDOT, ANYBODY?"
>Steven tried shouting but it just made him hungrier.
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>>88288448
I will continue this in 15 minutes,
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>>88288448
Is Lapis going to rape Steven?

Steven slowly awakes feeling tired and groggy.
>He looks down and wakes up fully when he sees he is in a hotel room.
>But not just that he was tied up his arms were tied to the bed post.
>And worse of al he was nude the only thing covering him was his underwear.
>Steven has no idea what is happening but suddenly he hears "Steveeeeen"
>He looks to the bathroom door it opens and Lapis walked out wearing nothing she was completely nude.
>"L..Lapis...what's happening why am I tied up? were are my cloths? why are you nude?
>Lapis says "Steven do you love me?
>"I....I care about you Lapis you know that..."
>I care about you too Steven you make me happy but that "Connie girl is taking you away from me I cant have that."
>Before Steven could say anything Lapis came up to him and kissed him.
>His first kiss stolen by a gem and not Connie >He blushed as Lapis smiled and said "Your my prisoner now Steven and I'm never letting you go."
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>>88288631
I'm not sure. I just make this up as I go along.
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>>88288095
Full frontal nude Priyanka getting censored by Armstrong with a stethoscope, clipboard, and thermometer?
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I cannot confirm who I am, who I work for or division.

Network executives have asked the creator to wrap up the series as soon as possible with threats of cancellation, their reasoning has been due to increased complaints by parents citing the content being unsuitable for their children.

Network has people monitoring online forums, imageboards and fan websites. While series production team, creator and directors have been known to also monitor online activity. Some content has been changed in reply to research done via this medium.

Complaint letters to network have reduced the participation of a character that has been implied by parents to be in "perceived activities of sexual nature between two underaged characters" using the concept of fusion as a "subversive way to imply sexual conduct". Parents have been more open to LGBT content but have requested the network to demand it be toned down further.

again, while I can't provide information as to who I am and who I work for, please take this information with a grain of salt. And keep the blue water girl character and the little engineer one pairing strong The network and developers love it
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>>88288095
Do you do male SU characters?

If so Lars getting caught jerking it to his Noice magazine by his mom? Showing off his junk or under the blankets is up to you...
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>>88288734
bait?
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We're still alive, how are we still alive? Did we survive, are we on the clear?
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>>88288734

so that's why Connie hasn't shown up in a while, makes sense, keep safe network anon we know It's not easy to work for them.
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>>88288631
>Steven saw the one meepmorp that could help him
>It was a bent paperclip, and a Barbie doll that Peridot had assembled,
>he tried moving his foot closer, even stretching his toe out
>It was no good, the "meepmorp" was too far away to reach by any normal human methods.
>A small Lighthly appeared by Steven's head, his gem glowed as a pink bubble encompassed the doll and paperclip.
"Score 1, Steven"
>He brought the bubble closer to himself and dropped it next to his free hand, the paperclip falling into the gravel,
>Steven picked up the silver metallic item and pushing it against the barn support he straightened it out
"I've seen Pearl do this loads of times."
>With the force of a butterfly Steven pushed the paperclip into his cuff and started to move it around,
"Come on."
>Trying and trying Steven couldn't even hear a click from him touching the lock.
>He gasped and put the paperclip under his leg as he heard the barn door open
>"Steven? I'm back with food."
>Lapis closed the door behind her, and smiled at Steven as she settled down infront of him.
>She had a rather big smile that made the boy at least feel... Comfortable.
>"I got you Fries from that shop on the boardwalk. The man asked where you were."
"Come on Lapis, I'm needed around Beach City, you can't keep me here all day."
>Lapis simply smiled and took a hand full of fries. She moved them near Steven's mouth and reluctantly he ate them.
>"You look adorable when you eat."
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>>88288734

Little Engineer character, love the name you guys use on a daily basis. Keep on trucking, we'll keep the shipping strong.
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>>88288734

Network has dedicated individuals monitoring 4chan. How much do they pay you for it?!
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>>88288734
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>>88288734
Not my favorite ship but sure, if it makes the crew happy.
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>>88288734
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>>88288845
>Further on Steven was starting to yawn.
>It was definitely dark outside, Steven could tell by the lack of light entering the barn
>Moreover Lapis had lit a candle by Steven.
>Steven finding the silence almost relaxing let his eyes shut for a moment before feeling his shoulder ragged back and forward
"Huh, wuh, Lapis?"
"Steven, 'm sorry I can't let you sleep?"
>Steven raised his eyebrows in confusion.
"Why?"
>"You'll see soon enough."
>Letting out a yawn Steven tried to stay awake but soon closed his eyes again to ge the same ragging as before.
>"Can I go now, Lapis? This has been fun and all but Lion will miss me."
"Steven... I can't let you the Crystal Gems take you from me again, I won't let them."
>"But... Lapis we live close to eachother, The barn is just behind the giant statue."
"It doesn't matter Steven, soon distance won't matter."
>"Lapis, what?"
>Steven let out an anguished question as his grumpiness from the lack of sleep was building.
>He wasn't sure what Lapis was doing, but he liked it better when he could sleep.
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>>88288734
>blue water girl and little engineer

ha
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>>88288986
oh she's going to fusion rape him
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>>88288734
okay zuke you can stop trying to keep your pairing alive, we know been uprooted
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I want Amethyst to crush peridot until she poofs
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Have a Pearl-fect day, /co/!
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>>88288734

"Little Engineer" you guys have the most adorable code name for Pdottie ever!
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>>88288734
Does your dad work for Nintendo too?
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>>88289074
that's a great image :)
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>>88288986
>It was midnight in the barn.
>Steven was desperate for sleep, it was eating away at him as Lapis kept her hand on his leg.
>The sleepiness of Steven was cut brutally short when there were three distinctive knocks on the door at the barn
>>"Steven are you in there?"
"Pear..mugh"
>Steven was cut short was well by lapis putting her hand over his mouth. Her other hand had a single finger over her lips
"Shh..."
>Lapis got and took a single piece of cloth from a meepmorph.
>She fashioned the red fabric into a makeshift gag,
>Steven's eyes went wide as Lapis pushed it into his mouth and tied it around the back of his head.
>The blue water gem swiftly got up, and headed to the door opening it Just enough so the nosey pearl could see her, and not Steven
>>"Ah, Lapis. Have you seen Steven? It's 10 o'clock, and he never comes home this late."
>Pearl was figiting, it was clear to Lapis she was worrying, but Lapis rationalized it as if a jasper lost it's weapon. She was simply using Steven.
>"No, sorry. I've not seen him today"
>>"But, he was meant to come here today for some silly human tradition"
>"He never came." Lapis deadpanned
>Steven tried to take the gag of with one hand but he had lost too much dexterity to untie it.
>He heard Pearl in the back, all he wanted to do was run up to her and hug her.
>>"Alright alright, if you see him. Can you tell him to come home..."
"MUMH! PURHL!"
>>"STEVEN!"
>Pearl's eyes widened as she barged passed the Lazuli gem and into the barn

>>88289040
Me too senpai, desu.
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>>88289110
>>88289074

Indeed the levels of comfy in this image are astronomical. It's so cold outside but inside that beautiful snuggle they're so warm.
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I want Jasper to accidentally crush Pearl until she poofs
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>>88289074
#lewd
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>>88289040
Same
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I want Opal to crush Garnet until she unfuses
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>>88289040
Peridots been bad. She needs punishment.
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>>88289196
Motherfucking this.
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>no new episodes this week
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>>88289231
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>>88289273
that's a penis
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>>88289231
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>>88289273
I'm going to start associating Pearl's sweaty feminine nutsack with hiatuses.
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>>88289074
I like this artist
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>>88289273
i wonder what her sweaty crotch smells like haha
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ONLY GOOD SHIP
ONLY CANON SHIP
LIKE IT OR GET OUT
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>>88289141
JASPEARL OR BUST
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>>88289375
shame that parents complained about it and that's why we haven't had Connie in a while.
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Why isn't this in /trash/? Your hiatus just started.
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>>88289422
because new episode air in january first week
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pearl is the gay?
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>>88289400
>believing an unsourced post on a polynesian woodcarving forum
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Do you guys think that Lapis will ever be called out on trying to drown children, and committing mass fish genocide?
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>>88289375
I felt pretty meh about them
But that art makes the pairing very cute
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>>88289400
I am so fucking glad this shit ship is finally dying.
Bring on the /ss/!
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I want Opal to crush Lapis Lazuli
Actually I want Opal to crush every gem
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>>88289467

They are supercute
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>>88289449
yeah good luck sourcing something from your workplace when you're being constantly monitored. There's more than one person here who works for said network, we just keep our heads down. The anon is already risking it as it is for even posting in the first place.
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>>88289400
You really believed that
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>>88289129
>Pearl was in shock with what she saw.
>Steven was cuffed to a barn pillar, and gagged. The bags under his eyes told Pearl all she needed to know
>"Lapis what are you doing to Ste... augh"
>Pearl looked down to see a silvery blue piece of metal sticking out of her chest.
>Steve screamed in horror as Pearl disappeared, a single pefect pearl dropping from where she stood.
"Mummhh."
>Inside of Steven's head, he was reminding himself, that she was okay, and that she would be back.
>Lapis picked up the Pearl and put it in a small box
>"I'm sorry you had to see that Steven but it was needed. That nosey Pearl would have found us, and stopped us being together."
>The sleep starved Steven tried to turn his head away as Lapis rested a hand on his cheek. Tears were flowing in a steady stream.
>"She'll be fine, Gem's don't... Perish like Humans do, she'll be back soon."
>Lapis got closer and kissed Steven on the cheek as she rubbed his tears away.
>Steven felt a little sick at what was happening, he wondered if Lapis was ever his friend at all.
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>>88289517

Yeah, nah. I'll believe it when it happens.
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>>88289528
God why do I love this so much? dose this say something about me personally?
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>>88289517
>>88288734
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>>88289589
it's pretty intriguing to b honest
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I found the perfect song for poor, old, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty Pearl:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E
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>>88289464
no
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>>88289464
No, she's going to end up being a spy and getting shit for betraying everyone. She'll finally redeem herself when she helps Steven undo all the damage she causes by feeding HW information/sabotaging the gems.
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>haha! remember? the time thing? from back when the show had fun adventures, fantasy themes, and non self-depreciating jokes?
Does Scribble not like the direction the show took?
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>>88289710
I do wish that we had more of the episodic adventures again like we had throughout season 1. Sprinkle them throughout the townie episodes before we get to the plot-based ones and I feel like there'd be a lot more people that'd like the early parts of the seasons.
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>>88289710
The show's been going downhill desu. I don't care how the plot and themes get organized, but the writing needs the old quality it used to have.
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>>88289710
I love scribble...'s work.

Wouldn't blame them. I sure as hell don't.
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>>88289765
Maybe you are just burned out with the show in general. The novelty is gone for you.
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>>88289528
i'm waiting
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>>88289528
>The sun was starting to rise over Beach City.
>Stevens eyes were now darkened from the bags under neat them, and the crying he had done over pearl.
>Lapis to try and make him feel better had left the box with Pearl in it open, and on his lap.
>She had went out to retrieve more food for Breakfast leaving Steven with his paperclip.
>Trying once again he pushed it into the keyhole on his handcuffed hand.
>It was hard to see as his tears kept flowing down over Pearl
>He told himself time and time again "she was fine," and "she would reappear just like before."
>But it was what Lapis did, that got to him
>He dropped the paperclip and sighed, he couldn't pick the lock
"Pearl, can you come out... Please?"
>Steven held the pearl in his hand when he heard Lapis walked into the barn. She sighed, seeing him holding the white pearl.
>Lapis sighed and sat down infront of Steven.
"Steven... I'm sorry. I did what I had to."
>Lapis put her hand on Steven's cheek
>"em's don't die Pearl is isnside there forming again, I promise she'll be okay. I've never lied to you have I Seven?"
"N..no"
"I promise she'll be okay, I just had to... Make sure she didn't take you away from me."
>Lapis moved closer to Steven and wrapped her arms around him.
"I know you care about them Steven, but they don't care about you. Not in the way I do."
>Seven feeling hungry, and sleep starved rested his head on Lapis' shoulder.
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>>88289785
Not really. Characterization and growth used to be one of the show's strong points. They used to pull it off really well. Now they can't even be bothered to put Lapis's growth on screen, while Steven's character has become a shitshow of bouncing between being vengeful and loving, and being retarded and mature.
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>>88289528
This is getting good i love it
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>>88289834
Fucked the speech up on this, I'm sure you guys know who is saying what.
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>>88289708
>>88289652
But I want revenge for all of the fish and squids that she killed in cold blood by making a giant water pillar.
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>>88289710
Back then, Gem Technology quite basically violated every known physics constraint in place, from the duplicator to straight up conditional time traveling

Now even the most advanced form of gem technology seems quite tame in comparsion
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>>88289890
BCD was one episode, dude. You are forcing yoru argument too hard.
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>>88289906
Virtually anything can be explained with wormholes and nanomachines.
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>>88289994
Not conditional time traveling or the violation of conservation of energy

While the alcubierre drive shown by the rubies is a nice touch, 5500 years before that gems were doing way worse shit with physics
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>>88289982
>implying he wasn't vengeful towards Jasper
>implying he hasn't been retarded for no reason way more than he used to be
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>>88289834
>It was midday now. The sun was shining through on Steven.
>His head was sore, and his eyes weight almost the same as the bed he wished he was in.
>Steven felt another push and pull on his shoulder as Lapis forced him to stay awake
>He cotton's even hear her anymore. Her voice had become a blur as his mind was slowing down. Lapis herself was a moving blue blur.
>Steven let out a groan as he saw Lapis get up and walk to the back of him.
>There was a bang as Steven's head fell on the floor. He didn't realize that he had been uncuffed.
>In a frantic moment of panic Steven used his now free arm to grab the box with Pearl in it and close it tight.
>He felt Lapis lift him off the floor and into a sitting position.
>He tried to stop her from taking the Box, but in his position it was easily slipped out of his lethargic hands and placed on the hay bale behind him.
"Can I go now?"
>Steven had just enough Energy to say that before Lapis shot his dreams down with a shake of her head.
>He let out a pained Groan as he breathed heavily in.
>Then there was warm feeling around his back as Lapis embraced him in a gentle hug again.
>She rested Steven's Head just under her neck, and held him tight
>Steven with nothing left to do let her hug him, she felt nice and soft and smelt of the Ocean.
>It reminded Steven of his warm bed, that was waiting for him at home.
>Lapis smiled as she looked down and saw Steven's past frown curl up into a smile of someone who had just won the lottery.
>She patted his head as she kept him close, and spoke gently
"Get some sleep, you will need it."
>Steven barely understood this, but his mind raced at the change to get sleep.
"He let Lapis hold him, and closed his eyes, in her soft warm hug
"Thank you."
>And with that Steven fell asleep.
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>>88290064
Conservation of energy doesn't have to be violated if you have wormholes. You can have a fucking virtually infinite amount of energy stored anywhere.
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>>88290064
Maybe those particular devices were given to the gems (or taken by them) from the even more advanced (as in universe altering advanced) race that created them.
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>>88290069
>way more than he used to be
It's like you don't even watch the show. And Jasper is a bad guy. Steven has every justification for being on the defensive when Jasper fucking crawls out of the ocean onto his dad's boat.
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>>88290170
His worst case of being retarded in season 2 was MAYBE Love Letters. He seemed to mostly have matured beyond it after season 1 ended.

Now it's a tossup with how dumb he'll be every episode. Onion Gang is a worst case scenario, but he still has moments from other recent episodes that just pretend that maturity just disappeared.

>And Jasper is a bad guy.
So was Peridot, yet Steven gave her every opportunity to not act hostile. She'd repeatedly tried to kill him and the gems, yet he still would approach her with a total lack of defensiveness or malice throughout her entire time on earth. Jasper didn't get this treatment for some reason, regardless of how she was acting when she showed up.
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>>88290084
oohhh here it comes, boys
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>>88290084
>Steven slept like a baby
>Not a peep was heard out of him, save for the gentle inhales and exhales that showed he was breathing.
>Laps was still holding him in the hug as he slept.
>She felt so close to him now, that he was asleep and not crying over that silly pearl
>Lapis squeezed the boy a little tighter
>They don't care about you Steven, they only speak to you because of your past as Rose Quarts, that Pearl over there is the worst of them.
>Steven responded with a slight kick of his leg "Lap...is"
>Lapis' eyes shot open as she lifted his head, she saw that he was still sleeping happily
>Oh right, humans dream"
>Lapis pulled Steven's head back down to just under her neck.
"I can't let them take you away from me, you're the only gem to even care about me after all this time. Even on homeworld they didn't care."
"But you Steven, you care. You saved me... and I'll save you."
Lapis started to gently rock thinking of the long future she had in store with the boy held in her hands
"We'll be togther, forever Steven. You and I."
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>>88290256
Onion Gang was just a horrible episode. The show shits a brick with townie episodes these days. It's like they feel obligated to have one episode dedicated to nearly every townie every season even when they can't think up a way for the townie episodes to even matter. They don't interact with the main plot or the main characters beyond Steven. It might as well be a different show!

>Peridot but not Jasper
First off, Steven keeps giving Jasper chances. Secondly, Jasper is a whole hell of a lot bigger threat than Peridot. It's like trying to tame an angry squirrel versus an angry honey badger. When an angry honey badger is in the room your only goal should be to survive.
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>>88289902
Her pillar was basically an aquarium.
dumb namefag
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Member when dis show was gud
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>>88290423
>this post
*rolls eyes*
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>>88290351
I like this lapis
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>>88290351
Yes this is fantastic!

Do you guys think they could do something like this on the show or would it be too dark to air?
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>>88290363
>examples don't matter, they're the exception
>ignoring the fact that Steven still act retarded half the time when at the very least he used to be consistently emotionally mature

>Steven keeps giving Jasper chances.
When?

>Jasper is a whole hell of a lot bigger threat than Peridot
Yes, because Peridot wasn't dangerous at all with the gigantic fist when she tried to crush Steven, or the giant laser cannon when she tried to blast everyone on the beach, or the small arms laser she had attached to her arm.
>inb4 she was just following orders on the beach
She gave no shit about killing everyone on the beach. Her only objection was the fact that Jasper was pissed she didn't need to be there, which Steven promptly proved wrong.
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>>88290423
New south park season sucked.

Also you losers will be right back to sucking the shows dick once the next bomb comes out I know you fuckers all to well.
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>>88290363
She's actually really not. You forget that she finds what happened to the gems she collected disgusting but thinks it was the Earth that did it, once she finds out what really caused it she'll change. It's all about finding the right angle to tackle someone to knock sense into them.

For Peridot it was leaving her with no option to save herself but to work with the enemy and get to know them as people and not just an annoyance, for Jasper it'll be learning that her diamonds were apart of her suffering and that Rose Quartz is dead.
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I hate lore.
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>>88290504
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I hate Laramie.
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Uh, mods? You forget to do something here? I'm waiting.
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18 inches
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>>88290467
>examples don't matter, they're the exception
The fuck are you talking about? You are way too defensive for this early in the morning.

>When?
The brief period of time Jasper was vulnerable and therefore the least likely to disembowel Steven (though she nonetheless tried). Also Stevonnie gave Jasper a chance to apologize and leave.

#APOLOGIZE
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>>88290504
Eh, it's alright I guess.
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>>88290549
See mods? Now stuff like this is going to happen. Put us out of our misery already.
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>>88290549
>someone drew this
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>>88290467
>muh jappers never had a chance
>muh jappers dindu nuffin
U G H
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>>88290534
>>88290572
A
BLOO
HOO
HOO
GO FUCK YOURSELF WE AREN'T FAST MODS DON'T CARE IT'S NOT A PROBLEM KILLYOURSELF.
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>>88290504
I like the lore but I think it's retarded how people here seem to judge episodes based on how much lore is in them. The good lore episodes are never good solely because of the lore anyway
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>Colin's favorite character is Onion and he said he tries to put Onion in every episode
Can he really be /ourguy/ if he does this?
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>>88290583
Yeah it's great.
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>>88290614
It's for our own good though.
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>>88290549
what the fuck man
just , why
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>>88290622
Onion is fine as a side character, its just episodes that focus on him tend to be weird.
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>>88290449
It would probably be to dark to air but then again its not like the show hasnt handled dark themes before

And it would be an interesting thing to do with lapis's character though since shes just kinda there doing nothing right now
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>>88290449
it would be a really boring episode thanks to the forced perspective
also lapis isn't retarded, just stupid
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>>88290564
>I'll just pretend I'm too retarded to understand your point

>Jasper has to be on the ground, actively being corrupted to even prompt a response from Steven
>Demanding an apology is even close to the level of patience and forgiveness he gave Peridot

Just save face and say you were shitposting. This is getting sad.

>>88290604
I don't give a shit about what Jasper did, this is about Steven and what he did.
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How long is Pearl's second nose you think?
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>>88290670
Peridot turned into a literal midget that was weaker than Steven before he talked to her. Big difference from a perfect warrior that has a personal vendetta against him. I'm surprised he even offered peace at all, you just be baiting.
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>>88290674
4.572e+8 nanometers
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>>88290648
It's not who cares fuck off faggot.
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>>88290705
>Peridot turned into a literal midget that was weaker than Steven before he talked to her.
>What is Keeping it Together
>What is Friendship
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>>88290754
Peridot wasn't targeting the CG specifically until Friend Ship, all she did before was complain and try to run away, which allowed comedy relief and moments where Peridot wanted to talk back because she didn't really care as long as they left her alone. How exactly is he supposed to talk to someone like Jasper? The two aren't a one-to-one comparison and you trying to make it so makes you fucking retarded. They are very different characters in very different situations with very different motives. Now stop baiting.
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>>88290705
>Big difference from a perfect warrior that has a personal vendetta against him

Oh yeah the one who is now a corrupted monster who we know can be completely won around even if they tried to kill you before after a reformation if you're calm and show them kindness, and can also be partially healed to a state of sentience where they will vaguely remember things but not everything.

When has being kind to those things ever worked?
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>>88290818
>Brings Jasper to their front door with the intention of destroying all of them
>not targeting the CGs

>How exactly is he supposed to talk to someone like Jasper
I'm not saying he needed to outright talk to her, he needed to show patience with her because that's who Steven is.
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>>88290351
I'm at a Crossroads here tbf, either Fusion rape or abduction.
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>>88290549
Obligatory "I recognize that bulge!"
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>>88290670
>>I'll just pretend I'm too retarded to understand your point
My point is that you didn't understand my point by interpreting it as some counter argument. Take it down a notch.
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>>88290818
It's almost like we have some sort of basis of corrupted gems being passive after a reformation, it's almost like Steven has a way to talk to gems like that after doing something with his healing powers, almost...
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>>88290855
Peridot just needed Jasper as a bodyguard so she could do her mission, she doesn't care about them, it was Jasper who said
>Just blast them with the ship

>Sure let me be patient with this train speeding towards me, I'm sure it'll stop soon.
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>>88290892
It's almost like the show completely ignores what happens in other episodes unless it fits whatever episode specific plot they want to pull out
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>>88290823
>>88290892
I'm sorry did Centipeetle also have some personal vendetta with Rose for killing her diamond? Did Centipeetle specifically state that she never wanted help from anyone, especially not from Rose? Were Centipeetle and Jasper the same character? I didn't know that.
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>>88290670
Are you like a butthurt Jasperfag or something? How can you forget that Jasper is like 10 feet tall and a mountain of a woman who can literally kill you with a swipe of the hand? Isn't tat what turns you on about her?
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>>88289710
s1 A and B certainly have a different feel than s3 and s4.

People that started watching from the first few episodes probably had different reasons for sticking with the show than those that came in later.
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>>88290929
Tried to kill Steven but was completely fine after a reformation and patience and kindness, there's no reason this shouldn't apply to other corrupted gems like Jasper.

Vendetta's don't matter for shit now that Jasper's corrupted, and when she's healed they won't matter because by that point she won't see Steven as Rose anymore.
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>>88290890
The note that "it's practically a different show" seemed like you were trying to say it's the exception, not the norm, so I assumed you were trying to say it's somehow invalid. I apologize if I misinterpreted that.

>>88290900
Yes, Jasper say just blast them, but Peridot led her there knowing full well what Jasper would do and had no objections to trying to kill everyone there.

>>88290934
>I don't give a shit about what Jasper did, this is about Steven and what he did.
Sorry you're illiterate.
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Anyone got that bit of fanart that was presumably on homeworld, with a peridot of some sort in a mecha-suit and jasper/rose quartz soldiers standing side by side guarding some fellow
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>Lapis tries to kill the CGs, Steven, and Connie out of anger and revenge over them not helping her become untrapped from a mirror and fusion rapes Jasper out of misplaced anger and revenge over being trapped in a mirror
Steven: "Lapis dindu nuffin"
>Jasper tries to kill the CGs and "Rose" out of anger and revenge over them having murdered her Diamond and stolen everything she lived for, including her home planet, away from her
Steven: "She's terrible!"

REMINDER that Steven has just wanted to FUCK Lapis since Mirror Gem and that he's a WHITE KNIGHTING little SHIT
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>>88290974
Centipeetle was a raging monster, not comparable to literally hating the entire being of a person like Jasper did, and then still tried to fight him until she realized she reformed too small so it was pointless.

>Vendetta's don't matter
>won't see Steven as Rose
>he really believes this, from fucking Jasper
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>>88290991
what kind of fellow, was it the Pope of Homeworld?
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>>88290974
There's a bit of a difference in circumstances. Centipeetle's trying to kill Steven wasn't out of active malice. Jasper knows who Steven is, hates him, and unambiguously wants him dead of her own intelligent free will.

I'm not saying there won't be a reformation, but it'll be pretty slow, seeing as she came out and told him to go fuck himself the last time he showed her kindness.
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>>88290977
>Steven's actions are unjustified if you forget who Jasper is and what Jasper does, just pretend Jasper is a harmless kitten
Okay...
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>>88290977
Yes, Jasper did say blast them because she decided to kill them, and Peridot has no connection to them so she has no qualms with it, are you really trying to say she didn't do anything to not deserve Steven's complete sympathy? You must be a butthurt Jasperfag.
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>muh jasper dindu nuffin, she was never a cunt that tried to shatter multiple people and didn't care if anyone lived or died, she fucked and trapped animals but that's okay
delusion
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>>88290351
>Steven was shaken awake halfway during his sleep, his mind was shattered being given a little chance at sleeping at then having it taken away.
>Suddenly Steven remembered where he was
"Huh Pearl? Pearl?!"
>Steven relaxed as he saw the box resting neatly on the hay bale.
>Steven saw he was finally Free. He checked his wrists and legs, and saw he was not tied up, or cuffed or anything he was a free gem.
>In a flash Steven shut the box with the pearl and pushed the door open out of the barn. He walked out wobbling in his drowsiness
>He was cuddly stopped and if by a magic force, his legs no longer worked. He was stuck in place in the barn door holding Pearl
"I'm glad you're awake Steven, you're adorable when you sleep."
>Seven gulped as Lapis put her hands around his stomach and rested them on his chest.
>She gently touched his gem as she set the box back down on the hay bale.
>I've waited for this, for so long."
"Lapis?"
>Steven was too tired to understand what was going on as Lapis smiled and pulled him closer
"No Lapis I don't want to fuse, please!
>Steven felt a tear roll down his eye as Lapis continued
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>>88291088
>even peridot was appalled by all the corrupted gems in cages
K E K
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>>88291034
>pretends Peridot was harmless
>forgets who Peridot was and what she did
>claims that's what other people are doing

>>88291047
And Peridot repeatedly tried to kill them too. She was no better than Jasper. You're acting like Peridot was a saint before she was caught, but she actively showed herself as hostile.

Jasper showed up in Alone at Sea and Steven's reaction is to summon his shield and tell her to leave, even before she showed any aggression.
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>>88291007
Jaspertard please
Steveb Li-te-ra-lly tried to save Jasper before she turned into a dog

It's Kevin who you should be complaining about. but then agin Steven was just being alpha and protecting his girlfriend
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>>88291088
>implying Peridot was somehow not exactly like that before Catch and Release
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>>88291120
Yes, before he knew the truth about Malachite. You are expecting Steven to assume and know everything about every single character after the episode airs, he literally had no reason to trust Jasper before Lapis and Jasper talked, and no reason after she starts acting like a slut and begs Lapis to take her back. It's like you expect him to just invite her onto the ship after she breaks the engine and climbs onto the boat from the fucking ocean. And also she slaps him away and threatens to shatter him so , there's that.
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>>88291120
Steven crouched down next both Peridot and Jasper during moments of personal turmoil to lend them a hand. One of them in their respective moment tried to tear Steven in half. Guess which.
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>>88291147
>Again trying to assert that Peridot and Jasper are in any way comparable
Just stop before you embarress yourself any more
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Which Gem has...
>the biggest penis relative to body size
>the biggest testicles relative to body size
>the tightest vagina relative to body size
>the biggest breasts relative to body size
>the phattest ass relative to body size
>the biggest bush
>the biggest sperm count
>the biggest libido
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>>88291126
Kevin did nothing wrong
He's just a product of society and low self-esteem
Kevin best human
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>>88291111
If anyone is bothered, I'm going to leave this here. I think I'm going to make a really shitty ending so its open if someone else wants to take a crack at it.
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>>88291309
Lapis
Amy
Jasper
Steven
Garnet
Pearl
Pearl
Centipeetle
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Peridot == Jasper
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>>88291309
The answer to all those questions is Garnet.
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>>88291203
>Yes, before he knew the truth about Malachite.
That's irrelevant. He has shown himself, as a character, to be extremely patient even with the most hostile and deadly of people. He acts defensively to save others but not until they are actively being engaged. Jasper got on the boat, and the first thing she did was talk. Steven was already acting defensive.

>>88291212
This is also irrelevant, he acted patient with Peridot until active hostility began, and defensive with Jasper regardless of her actions.
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>>88291309
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>>88291383
>>irrelevant
>A-ANY EVIDENCE AGAINST MY P-POINT IS I-I-IRRELEVANT
Good to know the intelligence level of who I'm arguing against. Last (You) since now I know you're baiting and you don't actually want to discuss anymore.
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>>88291383
>this is irrelevant... because I say so
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>>88291417
>>88291418
It's irrelevant because it's not what's being argued. You're changing the subject and pretending it's relevant to my point.
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>>88291383
Every point you just made is irrelevant, please try again.
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>>88291320
Awwwww but you're writing was so good :(
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>>88291436
I told you why it's relevant and you said it's not, so now you just want more (You)s I take it for this pointless conversation.
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>>88291436
The threat of Steven letting his guard down and getting near to either gem is very relevant to the justification for Steven to letting his guard down and getting near to them.
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>>88291023
No idea lad. I just remember those details. A peridot in a huge limb augmentation suit and two rose quartz soldiers in the same outfit who were clearly just Rose and Jasper.
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To be fair, Steven is a total Lapis whiteknight (unfairly and undeserved) when it comes to what happened between Lapis and Jasper.
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>>88291309
>lapis
>peridot
>jasper
>rose
>amethyst
>garnet
>steven
>pearl
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>>88291493
And I explained why it wasn't relevant, you simply hand waved that and pretended I didnt.

>>88291509
Yes, he acted in character in those final moments of Jasper's stabilized mentality. I have no argument with that. That's why it's irrelevant, it's not what I'm arguing. It's everything that took place before that that I'm arguing against.
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>>88291111
>Steven felt an odd tingling sensation as his gem started to glow.
>Lapis gave a gentle smile to Steven as she got closer, essentially walking up to him
"No... No mummph."
>Steven's cloths all fell down in a disorganized pile as Steven was changed from a regular human boy into a piece of floating light.
>Lapis was the same, she was turned from her normal sea blue complex into floating light. The two pieces joined together and started to form
>Two arms, two legs, long bluish black hair, two eyes, and wings each one covered in pink long feathers.
>There were two gems on this being one pink Rose Quarts on its stomach, the other one a blue Lazuli on its back.
>Steven was inside, too tired to bother to fight, he finally understood why Lapis had not let him sleep.
>Steven could feel her every thought emotion idea and pain, and in turn she could feel his.
>Together at last Steven, as se hallways should be
>Steven didn't respond as the new behind cracked its knuckles and unfolded it's massive bird like wings.
>With a shake of its fists, a pink shied embedded with blue knife like edges appeared out of her right hand.
>Her left was Rose's sword but instead of it's pink gleam it was a deep purple hue.
>"At last."
>Steven drained and tired curcled up inside of the new fusions mind as Lapis controlled the two of them
>"You're mine forever Steven, the Crystal Gems will never take you off me like this. You're the most important Gem in my life Steven, you always were and always will be."
>The fusion opened the door and unfolded its wings.

>>88291481
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>>88291126
Steven just PRETENDS he wants to FUCK Connie because she's his sidebitch and he doesn't want her to get jealous of his BONER for Lapis, which is why he WHITE KNIGHTED so hard for her against Kevin also that episode was a Zuke episode so everyone is ooc and it's been retconned from canon now that she's fired, of course she ships that crack ship connverse over canon lapiven she's a Lapidotfag
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>>88291852
I'm just sitting here wondering when we stop.
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>>88291721
I love you man that was great.
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>>88291721
Shit could you imagine if this happened in the show.
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>>88291980
Thanks. I'm going to writefag alot more for /sug/ be it here or on Trash.

As for that story I can never end things, even when I used to writefag for /mlp/ I can never end stories properly. They always feel rushed and shit, same goes for this one, I had an idea where the new fusion heads to homeworld.
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>>88292038
Honestly, ending it there would be perfect in my opinion. It give enough information to understand the situation, but doesn't get muddled in details that don't really matter. You can continue from there if you want, but it's a pretty clean end point.
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>>88291120
I think Steven could have tried to convince Jasper he wasn't Rose a little more than right after she was beat the fuck up and as she was laying on the ground turning into a dog. It should have been obvious that she wanted to kill him because she thought he was Rose by Gem Hunt. It was nice that Stevonnie allowed Jasper to apologize for wanting to murder the CGs but from Jasper's perspective they've done worse to her and she didn't have anything to apologize for, so I'm not sure if telling her to shut up until she apologized could be considered all that much of a "chance".

While Jasper trying to shatter Amethyst was bad, shattering is not something the CGs are above morally, seeing that Pearl had also attempted to shatter Peridot at one point.

Collecting corruptions in cages to use as an army and fusing with the corrupted dog, while bad and also stupid, were done out of desperate measures, not necessarily because she would have wanted to do it if she was capable of accomplishing things herself, not to say she was in the right

The worse thing she's done imo was being a fucking asshole to the stupid corrupted dogs for no reason and expecting them to want to kill the CGs with her even though they're fucking retarded. Her doing that probably comes from the same HW mentality that Peridot had when she first came to Earth and crushed her robonoid underfoot that has to do with making it okay to treat "broken" things like trash because they're worthless and deserve it

She had her reasons for being a dick and trying to kill the CGs just like Peridot and Lapis did and she didn't deserve to get corrupted anymore than Peridot and Lapis did imo. If she knew Steven wasn't Rose while she was getting corrupted she might not have rejected his help but at that point it was already too late

not much he could do to help her, but i also think Steven could have been a little more understanding towards Jasper over Malachite instead of whiteknighting Lapis
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>>88291852
Mods please delete this thread.
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>>88292139
Pretty much, yeah. That's a pretty good reflection of my feelings on the matter.
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Why are we still on /co/? Just to suffer?
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>>88291721
Did you even proofread any of this? No, wait, did you even make it through your 5th grade English classes?
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>>88292333
>implying 90% of /sug/ is not underage b&
this IS a children's show
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>>88292333
No and yes. I hope you're not expecting quality spelling and grammar from a FREE writefag.
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>>88292362
>i hope you're not expecting me to try to spell simple words and follow basic grammar structures
U G H
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>>88292282
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>>88292362
>It's free, so it doesn't have to have effort put into it
You ever try FF.net? Sounds like your kind of place.
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>>88292333
How about instead of complaining you fix it yourself? It's not hard, you can clearly understand what he's trying to say.
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>>88292405
>>88292444
It's legible. I wrote a story, it was understood by the majority of people in this thread.

Yes I didn't make a perfect piece of text that has no errors, I made a quick story that was meant to be read and enjoyed not scrutinized for my English skills.

If you have a problem with me not fixing every grammatical mistake I make, you can always go to /lit/ and be an autistic there.
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The ASIAN and Zuke should make their own show
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>>88292333
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Why is everyone shitting all over the writerbros? Why dont you faggots produce something?
As this rate no one will make or do anything for /SUG/
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>>88292680
Because it's cool and edgy and le 4chan culture!
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>>88292680
Because no one here is obligated to be grateful, even though they really should be. I'm just glad we still have a few good drawfags.
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>>88292282
>irritable
>both peri and eri exhibit odd mannerisms
>see themselves higher than others
huh
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>>88292680
People are against writefaggotry? I wrote some stuff and /sug/ seemed somewhere between ambivalent and appreciative.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqfiHfDmOnw
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>>88292760
I just finished reading the story, and I thought it was fine. It's always a good idea to proofread, lest people bitch and moan about that as opposed to the story's plot and/or details.
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>jasper will never get redeemed
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>>88292868
>haha
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>>88292802
That's awful.
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>>88292893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ
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>>88292975
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CN put up a promo for another Stevenbomb. No date yet, it only says "next month".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>88292975
>ew
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>>88292975
Fucking idiot, her feet would probably hurt like hell, and she isn't even wearing a helmet. Just... ugh...
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>>88293003
>I unironically like this song
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>>88281629
>noot
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>>88293003
FAIL
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>>88292887
What a small, pathetic image
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>>88293114
I like the small one better
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>>88293133
Thanks
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>>88292282
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RIP /sug/
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>>88292760

It really depends on what you write, I posted >>88287767 a while ago and got nothing.

But then again, I did posted it during dead hours.
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>>88293313
Mods spare us and kill this general.
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>>88292868
>implying Jasper isn't literally Vegeta
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wait, don't we want to be on /co/
why aren't we happy to be still here?
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>>88293555
Peridot is literally a fusion of Zuke, Vegeta, and Zim. So... yeah...
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>>88292680
Because some of them, especially Zuke and Lamar, are utter garbage.
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>>88293568
Fuck /co/. /trash/ when.
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>>88293605
why?
/sug/ is always in trash
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>>88293568
I hope this hiatus is super short.
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>>88293574
>implying Peridot isn't literally Rebecca's ripoff of Zim's character and personality and Jasper isn't literally Rebecca's ripoff of Vegeta's character and personality
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>>88293784
DOES THAT MAKE JASPEARL A REAL POSSIBILITY?!
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>>88293799
Only if Pearl is Sugar's ripoff of Bulma which she isn't
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>>88286437
yes. garnet's clitty is pretty much just a penis
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>>88293954
B-but smart technician
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>>88293435
Well I only wrote lewd stuff. I figured that's the only type of writefaggotry I'd read, so why not make some myself.
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Episode where Steven discovers Lapis's massive whale penis when?
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>>88294115
It happened already offscreen.
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>>88294115
Steven Lays an Egg.
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>>88294081
>Well I only wrote lewd stuff.

I guess I'll have to do that eventually, especially if I want to see some GemxReader shit in my lifetime.
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Would you fug a holo-Pearl while Pearl laughs and talks about how pathetic you are?
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>>88294294

Only if I can have one of these things in the room wearing Rose Quartz's dress and a wig in her hair color and style.
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>>88294294
no. i want to do this
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>>88294373
Delete this. Or don't. Whatever. Does anyone care?
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>>88294459

Not really, we're already on page 8.
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>>88294459
Nobody cares.
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Was this ever polished to completion by the artist? He was fixing little things in the thread and it's pretty good, except the lips look chafed.
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>>88293003
>more Steven Bombs instead of a regular fucking airing schedule
THIS IS FUCKED WHY CAN'T CN JUST CANCEL THE FUCKING SHOW ALREADY GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>
>>88294459
>Does anyone care?
pearl sure does
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>>88294557
I scared that there are people desperate enough to take their lives if this show was suddenly canceled like that.
>>
Is a show about magical colored space women the most boring show in existence?
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I'm horny for Lapis
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>>88294628
It used to be I just wanted her to be happy. I was wrong. They made her happy and now I just wish they would make her a good character again.
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>>88294601
Most of the time, but occasionally there's an okay episode that makes it seem like it isn't
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Here, have a thing I found.

>>88294584

So nobody?
>>
Remember when this show wasn't pure melodrama and people sitting around complaining about their lives with forced comedy that barely ever lands? This show died after Earthlings aired and the show will never pick itself up to what it was again.
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>>88294628
I want Lapis to get shattered. Preferably by Blue Diamond.
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>>88294688
I MEMBER
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>>88294687
yes
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>>88294688
>This show died after Earthlings
It's been dying since before then. It wasn't quite dead in season 3, but it was gasping for breath.
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>>88294688
This show died after Super Watermelon Island
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>>88294687
Is Lapidot edgy?
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>>88294700
Lapis should go fuck herself
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>>88294557
I kind of like the idea of steven bombs.
I usually get into shows after they're popular, so I binge watch the previous seasons. Not really very good at schedules
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>>88294717
It's too bad since Season 3 started off so strong.
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>>88294732
>Amy won't ever shapeshift into Lapis and tease and molest her
more wasted potential, who care anymore
>>
What are the chances of the show rebounding /sug/? Will we ever see quality episodes like we did at the end of season 1?
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>>88294294
>"Ha! Typical humanity. You can't help but put that, that... peeeenis... of yours into anything that moves! Devoting your incredibly finite lifespans to such unfulfilling activities, it's no wonder your civilizations are so primitive!"
>>
>>88294717
>>88294721
It died as after HtD aired and we went right back into boring typical townie shit. The plot and characters have stagnated since then into aimless schlock. Ian never should have left.
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>>88294766
I'd care if these two would start sensually kissing each other on screen
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>>88294791
Bring back the Becky and Ian dream team!
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>>88294789
Somewhere between "Fucking Never" and "Fat Chance".
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>>88294790
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>>88294789
Here's what S4 needs to do to be decent, because we'll never go back to S1 style episodes ever again
>bring back Jasper
>develop Jasper
>break up Garnet
>develop Garnet
>destroy memebarn
>develop Lapis
>pearl backstory
>bring back Bismuth
>destroy Peridot's memes
>make steven ask a question
>bring back YD
They will do none of this. The show is over
>>
>>88294557
anon, are you stupid?
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>>88294909
>implying we won't get a bomb
It's your new favorite schedule anon.
>>
>>88294688
>Remember when this show wasn't pure melodrama
That's, what, the first five episodes?
>>
>>88294929
S1 was full of fun adventures, and the two season finales, Ocean Gem and Jailbreak, had good drama and action that wasn't just
>i'm crying
Now you're lucky if the CG want to leave the house due to their crippling emotional issues.
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the Ginyu force vs the crystal cucks who wins?
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>>88294814
Like two lines that never intersect, they're perfect
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>>88294892
>>destroy memebarn
Or use if properly

>>pearl backstory
>>bring back Bismuth
>>bring back YD
Don't have to happen right now, just eventually. Though if they wait on YD, some other important threat should be shown this season instead.

>>bring back Jasper
>>develop Jasper
If everything else on the list happened, I could have the patience to wait for this.

Pretty much everything else I agree on for just making the show decent. I don't think it's impossible, but they haven't given me a lot of reason to have confidence lately.
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>>88294989
>parallel lines meet at infinity
too immaculate for mere mortals
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>>88294892
>break up Garnet
How are they going to develop Garnet if she doesn't even exist?
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>>88294959
>what are So Many Birthdays, Lars and the Cool Kids, House Guest, Space Race, Island Adventure, Lion 3, Alone Together, The Test, Future Vision, On the Run, Horror Club, Maximum Capacity and Rose's Scabbard?

Plus I'd rather have Pearl's PTSD Rollercoaster Part Eight than Gem Harvest if they're going to fuck up both the character episodes and the low-conflict episodes.
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>>88294981
If YD doesn't have her own special Ginyu Force, if the fucking Rubies are supposed to be our Gemyu Force, I'm dropping this shit.
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>>88294981
Star Butterfly
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>>88295073
I took that to mean Garnet has an arc of not being Garnet so that Ruby and Sapphire are more than just the perfect lesbian couple who love each other.
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>>88295073
Well they certainly don't when she does.
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>>88295091
>a body snatching gem
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>>88295110
Wasn't that what Keystone Motel was about?
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>>88295073
pretty much >>88295110
When it's just Garnet she acts like she has no problems and is perfect and won't talk to anyone. Something has to shake her up and diffusion seems like the only thing that does. Also Ruby and Sapphire are barely characters so if Sugar wants us to like them then should should try to develop them.
>>
>>88285323

Thank you.
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>>88295110
That makes more sense. I'm more interested in Sapphire's development over Ruby's plus I'm still holding out for some Sapphire and Lapis interactions, because HtD didn't do jack shit with that.
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>>88295144
It was, it did a good job at showing Ruby and Sapphire's basic characteristics when they aren't just trying to be Garnet.

Every episode after that just flattened them out to being insanely needy for each other rather than giving them complex characteristics that they should have been given.
>>
The only people who defend this show are redditors, even most of tumblr hates it now.
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>>88295203
T. zuke shill
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>>88295144
It gave us a very general idea of who they are as individuals.
>I'M ANGRY
>I'm calm
Of course Jailbreak also showed this, but not to as great of an extent.
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>>88295232
Not even him, how is that shilling Zuke?
>>
>>88295232
>t. redditor shill
boring shitty show where nothing happens
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>>88295140
>It tries switching bodies with Steven but Steven just uses his empathy powers to switch back.
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>>88295203
>even most of tumblr hates it now
kek
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>>88295091
Steven is captain ginyu he already stole lars for a day
>>
NEW THREAD OR ELSE
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>>88294676
She isn't happy now. She is depressed and sometimes numb. She has moments of happiness, but she has not healed enough to be happy.

Hopefully the show will address this on screen.
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>>88295647
At a recent Steven Universe panel someone asked Sugar if things would get better for Lapis and she just started laughing for four straight minutes and didn't answer the question.
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