Why didn't he just quit his job?

and end out on the street?

>>88257084
It's the only job that makes him money without doing much. Rarely does he even cook.

>>88257084
He did, do you not remember when he went on strike and had to live with SpongeBob for so long they had to hire a new narrator?

>>88257084
He's an artist. He doesn't have the qualifications to do anything better.

>>88257084
He's probably blacklisted from most other establishments in Bikini Bottom. Anywhere else is too far, considering his only method of transport is a bike.

>>88257084
Squidward is the reason I didn't wind up with a worthless liberal arts degree like the rest of my loser friends.

>>88257276
Depends. Minoring in any of them can get you ahead of the game if you wanna be a teahcer/prof. The English field does actually have good jobs, if you know where to look.

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he did once

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>>88257084

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2dCmoi7xFI

>>88257158
This.

>>88257084
He did. He ended up homeless and mooched off Spongebob for weeks

>>88257084

it's just until the clarinet thing takes off anyway

Who cooks the patties when SpongeBob has a day off like in Bubble Buddy, since Squidward and Mr. Krabs are both confirmed terrible cooks?

>>88257084
>OP doesn't watch the show he made the topic about

Keep fondling those balls, OP.

>>88257084
Did you even watch the show?

>>88261933
They probably just take premade patties out of their giant vault of them.

>>88261933
Nobody, they just pull patties from the patty vault.