CrackShip thread

>>88254846
He at least canon wanted it. There was one Excalibur issue where Cyttorak was messing with him and made some crack about no smurf tail for him.

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>>88254957
The Cyttorak line was Cyttorak basically saying "You should just fuck her because she'd let you and Dazzler won't."

Next next page is basically "Go on and rape Dazzler, she's a slut that asked for it."

>>88255268
What even is this from. I want more. Who is the smurfette

>>88255783
New Excalibur

That's Nocturne, she was a member of the Exiles. She's an alternate reality daughter of Nightcrawler and the Scarlet Witch

>>88255951
Is she trying to hook up with alternate reality Juggy?

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anyone with carol is just crack

>>88256012
616 Juggy

She dated an alternate reality Thunderbird

>>88254846
>Not She Hulk

>>88257121
Blue > green

Plus it would make the Maximoff/Xaviar/Darkholme family tree that much more fucked.

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>>88256080
true...

>>88257419
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8106118/chapters/19659091

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>>88254677

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>>88257419
>>88257484
>>88257649
any superheroine with peter is just a crack

>>88254677
Who hasn't she banged?

Is Jess the biggest hoe in Marvel? And how many of those that did her actually were doing the skrull?

>>88254677
>playing tonsil hockey with a Skrull
Literally the only Ayylmao that's off limits, except to Namor.

>>88257758
The thing about Peter is that he's so kind and gentle, but also confident and assertive to enough of a degree, that he's perfect husbando material. Literally any woman and a huge chunk of men should want him, for good reason.

>>88258317
Marvel's peeps get Skrull strange all the time.
She-Hulk
Hawkeye (Barton)
Tigress
Johnny Storm
They've all gone green, and that's what they ... Whatever.

>>88258747
Best crackOTP

>>88258826
seen?

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>>88258710

>>88258710

You spideyfags are some of the strangest motherfuckers, I swear

>>88260136
X-23?

>>88256080
Cap and carol looks like they should be fucking and making babies

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this isnt just crack but krokodil as well

>>88256365
Wait this isn't a crack ship you daft fuck

>>88257649
What does she mean by this?

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>>88254677

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Stucky is the crackiest ship ever

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>>88260155
I think he went a little far in how he worded it but I think he's onto something.
For the most part, Spidey is written is a fun charming guy and he's ottermode with a fantastic ass. Also his perpetual quipping comes across as flirty a lot of the time. So it makes sense why he'd appear to have a fun chemistry with a lot of people.

>>88254846
How is her hand not breaking?

>>88262997
Love.

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This one was a crap-ship started by the DCAU cartoons. Now this shit is even in the movies.

The DCAU had a lot of weird pairings.

>>88261387
Man i thought I was the only one who paired those two together. They work so well if we keep Diana to her WW2 rooots!