>be me
>fucking years since I got a game of my own, all I've been doing is crossover games
>a light shines into the Capcom basement
>it's Ono
>tells me it's my turn to be in mahvel
>fuckyouzero.jpg
>I push captain commandos skeleton off me and get going
>get to this Asgard place, Ryu and bat titties are waiting for me
>spit the shit for a bit as we wait for the marvel clowns to show up
>they arrive, it's captain america, some lady, and a reploid wannabe
>we fight for a while, feelsgood man
>take a break. Tony's hitting on Morrigan as Ryu asks that other lady where Wolverine is
>take a swig from my E-tank
>a shrill ear-pericing shriek tears through whatever ears I'm supposed to have
>"OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH ITS MEGAMAN!!!!"
>this girl in a pink and white pantsless jumpsuit is jumping up and down like a little kid
>I try to correct her and say that Megaman was my uncle, but she cuts me off with a barrage of questions
>"Where's Protoman? Do you like comic books? Can I pet Rush? What does Zero's hair feel like?"
>Walk off, god these clowns better not all act like this
>move somewhere else, this girl in a crappy homemade costume is writing something in a sketchpad
>she drops it and immediately gets down to pick it up
>I bend down to help her, but she insists that she doesn't need help
>I pick up one of the pictures
>its of me and Zero making out
>mfw
I bet you though this was funny
someone call the CIRCUS because all the CLOWNS wound up in Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite!!
>>88237703
I really hope we get Kamala, and I think Gwenpool would be hilarious but I don't see what she'd bring
MegaMan is his brother, not his uncle you fag.
>Tony's hitting on Morrigan
Grrrrr...
>>88237703
>take a swig from my E-tank
It's Sub Tank in the X series you absolute pleb
I actually want Kamala in Mahvel though
>>88239885
He got one in Roll's brothel.
>>88239507
Succubi are the sluts of the supernatural world.
>>88239507
Fuck off, your waifu has been filled with more dicks than your mom.
>>88237703
Soon...
>>88237703
glad I didn't read all of that.
>>88238987
Her attacks would be shooting randomly without aiming, spinning around in place with swords outstretched, hidden missile, and calling Batroc to fight for her.
>>88243589
Captain Commando, Felicia, Gene, and Doom are all I ask for in Infinite
Please Capcom give me this
>>88237703
The world needs more female Reploids.
lolz
but seriously I'm hoping Marvel & Capcom be smart enough to know that Perlmutter doesn't dictate video games.
>>88244676
They filled those ranks pretty fast near the end.
>>88244676
I would clang that.
>(A) Megaman wasn't in MVC3, causing people to be up in arms.
>The X-Men aren't likely to be in the next MVC game
>(A) Megaman is in the next MVC game and it's MegaMAN X.
>>88243696
They should just have Gwenpool select her, and when you pick her her intro is just calling Batroc and you actually play as him.
>>88246698
As long as it's not "shitty Zero-Reskin X" I don't have a problem with it. X deserves a hell of a lot more attention than he gets.
>>88246645
Would you clang this too?
>>88246772
Absolutely not.
Not for all the succubi in the world.
>>88244384
>Felicia
You will always get Felicia and Morrigan in Capcom crossovers. It is obligatory and you never have to be concerned over it. Fans of other Darkstalkers are the ones who need to worry.
>>88246698
>The X-Men aren't likely to be in the next MVC game
It's way more likely to happen than not now. Things have improved since the 2015 embargo
>>88246820
You sure about that?
>>88246610
Alia was best waifu
>>88246871
Wasting your time, man.
Roll is pure as newly fallen snow, and I'll not ruin that.
Wonder if she'll be in the game. Then maybe I'll give a shit.
>>88246894
I'm a Layer kind of guy.
>>88237703
The one horrible thing that came out of that Archie comic Mega Man series is that it made Sonic Autists think they could talk to us Mega Man/X fans and breath the same air as us.
Like we were friends or some shit because both our dudes are blue or something.
Fucking Sonic fags. They will never know the purity of the machine.
>>88246898
>Tripfag only cares about a shit like Roll
What a shock.
>>88247251
Well, her or Talbain.
>>88247251
>He doesn't like roll
>>>/lgbt/
Roll is top quality waifu material
>>88247171
Please be ironically posting. Like "haha, wouldn't it be funny if we were pompous pricks who lorded our fandom over others even though it's all silly fiction, haha"
You gotta be clear or people get the wrong idea.
Steel yourselves: Capcom could add in Akuma Matata
No Proto no buy
>>88247334
She is daughterfu material. Not for lewd.
>>88247171
What kind of life are you living where you have to worry about talking to Sonic fans?
>>88247334
Roll is not a waifu. She's a daughteru.
For hugs, not fugs.
>>88237735
If you didn't laugh at
>I push captain commandos skeleton off me
You're a faggot
>>88247362
What a wonderful phrase.
>>88247442
Akuma Matata...