Flintstones #6 Storytime

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Those covers, though. Yeesh.

The last issue detailed the war against the tree people, right?

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>>88236264
Yep, and how Barney found Bam-Bam.

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>Gerald
PEACHES TEACHES, DEUS VULT!

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Thank God on small treats, eh Fred?
>anonymous pundist
Kek.

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Look at Mr. Moneybags over here.

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;-;

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Science, I ain't gotta explain shit.

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>those two moths banging

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>log demon

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What a rebel.

Aw man, and I was JUST about to storytime this one. Well, thanks OP

Moths know what's up.

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I told you, Gerald is shitty god.

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>>88236548
When in doubt, hump.

>>88236413
Deep, bruh.

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>Fiord

>>88236458
>Mothadone
STOP

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That's one groovy turtle.

>>88236335
> Grand Theft Wheel

I never get tired of these gags.

>>88236227
Bless you and your family, OP.

I needed some comics to wash the taste of yet another movie dick waving thread out of my mouth.

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>>88236641
I'd lie if I said it's not main appeal to me.

This is quite possibly the greatest comic ever made

>>88236413
kek

>>88236685
Fucking moths!

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>>88236679
Hide the thread, nigga. Away from eyes, away from... eh. It won't be blight for your eyes.

>>88236685

>Thanks babe

kekasaurus

>>88236379
Can't tell if that amount of pebbiles is alot

>>88236473
HOT MOTH LOVIN

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Sheila's big girl.

>>88236491
How do you get from an abacus!?

>>88236551
>A preacharound

>>88236533
Aw. Poor Slate.

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Not this is called bargaining skills.

>>88236593
>Orlando furioso references

Can't do without those.

Good shit as always, thanks OP

>>88236685
There's a reaction image.

>>88236761
You wouldn't have expected a Carl Sagan parody to be a major supporting character in a Flintstones comic, but here we are.

>>88236761

>The Earth Gets a Report Card

So, sequel to the aliens issue?

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>>88236811
Like this?

>>88236857
brilliant

>>88236685
This got me

>>88236849
Can't wait for Gazoo to go around being a dick

>>88236990
>>88236849

Got this from the DC site

>The Great Gazoo is working on his report card for the human race, and so far humanity has earned a big fat “F.” When the Church of Gerard starts selling Indulgences, Bedrock descends into violence and debauchery. Meanwhile, a miner gets trapped at Slate’s Quarry. Might there be an honest citizen in this burgeoning civilization willing to come to his rescue?

Seems to be out of order though

>>88236413
>His name is bowling ball

>>88236413
Jesus Christ

>>88236458
As someone who works in academia, this hits too close to home

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>>88236551
>It's what's known as a preach-around

>>88236730
Sheila porn when?

>>88236685
>Only I didn't say fudge

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>>88236685

>>88236618
Dawn of the Dead at the dawn of time. Nice.

>>88236730
It wouldn't be a Flintstones comic if we didn't get one page that got super fuckin' real.

>>88237038
That's his slave name.

>>88236572
>Big, hot brown girl with tts

I feel you guy

Id let Sheila have her way with me.

I love this comic so goddamn much. I'm mostly a batfag, so Rebirth has basically left me nonplussed - There are a couple of good comics, a few mediocre ones, and Batman is going down the drain fast. However despite all that, this continues to be one of the best comics I've ever read.

Best comic out there by far!!!

>>88236413
this is terribly depressing

>>88236413
damn nigga ;_;

>science was misinterpreted
Surprised a progcuck like Russell would write an anti-climate change issue, but I suppose he's completely unaware that he did.

>>88237154
That's goin' in the folder

Also bump

>>88236227

Okay, guys, super-serious point here. The Flintstones first trade paperback is already available for pre-order. I think that we can all agree that this is one of the best comics on the market today and desperately deserves all the support we can give it. I suggest that we all do the right thing here and pre-order that TPB so as to keep this thing alive. I'm gonna buy three copies, myself. One for my collection and two for gifts.

>>88237725
I've been buying the issues digitally but I might buy a trade, it deserves it

I did the same thing for Prez ;_;

So i guess the war against lizard people is goin to be latter or did i skip that issue?

>>88236413

I love the way this series presents these moments of profundity in the most surreal ways possible.

>>88237725
Actually since xmas is near, gifting the TPB isn't a bad idea at all, thanks.

>>88237562
kill yourself cuckservitive

>>88236413

damn

poor kid

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Who would of thought taking something like the Flintstones and putting it into a more mature setting would be so entertaining. This series keeps getting better.

>>88237562
>Lol I bet the idiot writer didn't make this completely obvious connection unlike me, the enlightened buzzword-repeater!

Wow, the Dunning-Kruger effect is real.

>>88236438
I love Sargon

>>88236227
Did Tim Burton do this cover?

>>88236438
Sargon kind of looks like Mitt Romney in that second panel

>>88238502
I've seen his twitter, there's no way a guy like him doesn't think that climate change is man-made and will destroy humanity unless something is done (unless it's already too late).

>>88236685
>>88236702
The reason computer bugs are called bugs is that a moth was stuck in one of Harvard's first computers in the 40s.

>>88236355
Nice Roomba

>>88236572
>Sheila
UNF

>>88236379
Does this mean Fred works at a prehistoric mint?

>>88237049
Gerald anon, his name is Gerald
Man, this part is soo sad

>>88238860
They should of went with Josh.

Joshua (Yeshua) -> Jesus

Pretty good read, better than the last one.

So do 3D women with Pebbles' hairdo exist?
Need to know for research.

Also I feel like they made Fred and Barney too attractive.

Thanks OP, I needed this.

>>88238759
>>88236685
> a bug in the system

Im literally shitting myelf.

thank gerald i was on the throne.

>>88238752
I'm not sure that prevents him from having fun with scientific miscalculations, as you're not bound by law to make every piece of media a topical statement, and climate change isn't the first or only instance of scientists telling us we're all gonna die.

>>88237061
Don't even need academia. Industry does the same. A friend worked at a place where the goal was instead of hiring people with degrees, it was to train and promote the glassware washers to run the instrumental analysis.

>>88238835
Almost everything is made of rocks anon, bedrock is the bedrock of Bedrock.

>>88237725
I'll buy 2. One as a gift and one for me. I already own the single issues, but I really want to support this.

Shit, has this won any awards yet or at the least any nominations?

>>88238759
The black chick who worled at NASA that they're making a movie about coined the phrase because she had to keep clearing moths out of her computer.

>>88238942
I think that would be too on the nose. It's better if it's just a general placeholder for religion instead of trying to make some statement about Christianity

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>>88236458
>Pebbles in a labcoat
Thank you, Steve Pugh.

>>88236572
>>88236593
>big brown muscle girl

I want forbidden love too

>>88236661
>cave of science and technology
>science and technology
>sciencetechnology
scientology

inb4 this

>>88236227
oh yay...more obvious & self aware blogging disguised as 'satirical narrative'

>>88239815
"science and technology" is an extremely common phrase

>>88236413
Fuck you , Fred ;-;

>>88240007
Yeah but in a satire book that pokes fun at religion and sociesociety you don't think they're make a pass at it

>>88240003

take it easy, it's just a drawing.

>>88236732
He's that fucking good, that's how.

>>88236593
I always loved a good old fashioned collapse of society brought about by the knowledge of impending doom.

>>88236639
Gerald Christ this hits hard

>>88236572
>I was only here for the free donuts!
so I wasn't the only one

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>>88238713
Mitt Romney?
Are you that young that you don't know who Carl Sagan was?

Best comic of the year this. I'm willing to even call it best of the decade.

Thanks for the dump OP!

>>88236761

Phew. Professor Sargon is one of the best new characters.

>>88241766
Not that anon but I think he was referring to the insane Romney-like chin on the second panel. Not even Carl Sagan's chin is that squared.

>>88236639
>A view into the mind of Trump

Thanks for the dump. This comic is crazy good.
Also dat Pebbles

>>88236712
Compare the last two panels. The point is to show that Fred spent his entire day of grueling manual labor to create that pile of rocks for Mr. Slate. And in return, he gets a tiny version of that pile of rocks. By having both the money and the product be exactly the same, it shows the difference in how much the boss is making vs. the worker.

>>88236533
Even if he's a genocidal sociopath, he's just too sad to hate.

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>>88236730
Perfect.

>>88243016
>cutting out the fact that they were coming out of Homo Erectus

>>88236400
>>88236413
>Pin Monkeys are literally monkeys
kek

>>88236593
>To the moon, Gregory! The Moon!

This comic is amazing.

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>>88243041

>>88236593
>"Who wants to join my club?"

>>88243176
I don't get that reference.

>>88244228
I don't think it's a reference, just a joke.

>>88237037
Fred goes to bat for the human race.

"hey it was just everyone thought the world was going to end."

>When the Church of Gerard starts selling Indulgences, Bedrock descends into violence and debauchery.

"Come on people! "

>>88236533
>Even the dinosaurs walk away
It is mean and funny like almost everything in this comic.

>>88244303
>>88244228
It could be a reference to The Honeymooners, which is what the Flintstones were based off of.

How in the fuck is this comic so good? There is no reason this should be this good.

>>88244383
Wonder if the inner loneliness of Slate will continue to be a thing till he finds a wife. But that doesn't change him in the end with the notion being a person has to change themselves not have others do it.

>>88236312
>Footlicker restaurant

sounds like /tv/'s kind of place

>>88236413
The vacuum is too pure for this sinful bedrock

>>88243016
>>88243268
So we use this after shitstorm threads have died down, right?

>>88244649
>When /sug/ moves back to trash

>>88236413

Poor Fred, taking his depression out through bowling.

>>88236685

>sure you can, it's easy!

This comic is fucking raw sometimes.

>>88236761

I fucking love how Pebble's hair looks.

>>88237725

Bought the trade a while ago but I might buy some more as gifts. This comic needs to be shared.

>>88236379
Didn't they use clam shells in the original show and movies?

>>88239725

If there are artists here, would you draw more of this? Also with Bam Bam, he's alright.

>>88241766

Not that anon, but I don't know who Carl Sagan is. I'm not that young, either.

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>>88246870

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>>88246870

>>88236572
>It's the same guy who wanted to smash people with clubs in #2

DEEPEST LORE

>>88236685
How the fuck do you mistake a moth for a rock?! Was he high?

>>88248245
Consider the following: >>88236473

>>88236312
>Spears and Roebuck.

Ha. That's a good one.

>>88237562
>cuckservative can't even understand basic jokes and shit up threads with his asspained tangents that have fuck all to do with the story even on subtextual level

Fuck you're a stupid piece of shit. It's genuinely amazing how retarded you are.

>>88248326
The moths are fuzzy, though. The rocks are just.. rocky..

>>88236438
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Sargon's nerd spiel here is verbatim from 80s Apple magazine ads, innit?

>>88236491
That last panel is great.

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>>88236312
That sign on Footlicker isn't a DBSuper reference, right?
>Two of the feet are named normally
>Third one oddly called "Veggie Toe"
>Above it says "New Veggie Toe Bull"
>Vegito Blue was a big deal in the last month or so for Dragon Ball Super

I've just been on /a/ too long and I'm seeing things, right?

>>88236641
They're pretty fucking high quality.

>>88236730
>Sheila's cuckold husband(?) works with Fred.

>>88237725
Where can I order it?

>>88248907
Amazon, IST, a comicshop, a book store, etc.

if you're not in the US I'm not sure

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>>88246870
You at least heard of Cosmos, right?

>>88249069

The only Cosmo I know is from Fairly Odd Parents.

>>88249142
Jesus Christ, anon

>>88236593
I can hear the Wilhelm Scream. How did the authors do that?

>>88236227
Oh thanks OP.

>>88249142
is this guy for real?

>>88236438
bahahah

>>88248763
Veggie Toe Bull = Vegetable...

>>88236818
So I'm not the only one that bought this, right? I got it pretty cheap at $8.00.

>>88236438
Fucking internships

>>88236685
10/10

LIVE DAMN YOU. LIIVE

>>88236685
It's perfect.

>>88236857
thanks anon

>>88248411
well the people of Bedrock have been established as not being too bright

Regardless of sales, do the writers realize how well readers are receiving this? 90% of what I hear about this is always positive.

>>88236413
Why is this book so fucking good

Sheila porn when?

This book is extremely entertaining.

BUUUMP

>>88236685
10/10

>>88248763
You appear to be literally retarded, friend.

You should see someone about that.

>>88238835
No, he works at a [metaphor for workers receiving only a small portion of enormous profits]. They even mirror his pay pebbles with the rocks behind him.

>>88236551
>preach-around
OK, this one actually got me.

>>88239230
>>88256615
I imagine they're using the rocks to build everything in this brand new civilization they've created. And they're paying the workers with a small portion of the rocks they break up that can be traded for other goods since they haven't invented currency yet.

The invention of money seems like a ripe topic for a future issue.

>>88252334
>90%

More like 98%, with remaining 2% bitching about the most inane shit possible.

>>88238560
Wait a second. His name is Sargon as in Sargon of Akkad who invented the concept of a proper standing army? I can't wait to see this.

>>88258924
Sargon of Akkad is about 30,000 years later m8. He's Sargon because he's not Sagan

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>>88236572
>>88236593
>>88236730
>>88237131
>>88237307
>>88238807
>>88239736
>>88253401
I never expected to get too hot and bothered from a character in this comic but fucking Sheila happened.

>>88258945
I know he came later. I'm sure most of us understand that prehistory came before history.
I just retroactively know of carl sagan's name instead of growing up knowing about his name so it's easy for me to not connect the dots each time i see him. If it was Bill Nye i'd get it instantly. Carl Sagan just feels so ancient that it feels like knowing him would require actually having seen the original airings of Flintstones on live television which explains why he was chosen as the parody specifically.

>>88258440
Nah, I can still see people bitching about "NOT MUH" and "DARKER EDGIER"

>>88259117
>not wanking it to Flintstones porn from the earliest 1990s days of Jab!

What internet are you even from, man?

>>88238752
>climate change isn't man made.
Genghis Khan caused a serious climate shift by killing off a staggering number of people. The reforestation of formerly inhabited areas lead to a great winter that had drastic effects on history as we know it.

He did this with bows, arrows, fire, and swords.

>>88236279
This one looks like drawn by the guy of Scooby-Apocalypse. Damn, why so many unnecessary lines?

>>88236438
how does caveman know what duct tape is

>>88244228
>>88244303
>>88244393
Orlando Furioso.

Let's do this

>>88260424
it was already invented in this universe.

>>88259326
Oh snap.

this comic is better than the fuckin cartoon.

>>88238502
kinda unrelated to the arguement but thanks for making me take time this morning to read up on different logical fallacies and cognitive bias

>>88236702
Literally

>>88236413
vacuum pls ;_;

>>88256886
I don't think any thing will top Hitchhiker's Guide on "adopting leaves as money"

>We have a solution to our inflation problem!
>Burn down the forest!

>>88260424
How do cavemen have TVs?
How do animals talk to each other?
Why do cavemen have a modern social system?
etc

>>88261668
That's not exactly the highest bar to jump

>>88262688
>>88260424
Weirdly the duct tape thing bothered me too. I think it's interesting just from the perspective of like, the comic has all these clever little stand-ins and names and analogues so even though it's patently fuckin ridiculous they have a rock TV you buy into it, right? And if they don't keep it up with "duck tape" or whatever you're like, hey that's not right!

>>88236593
>YEEEAAARGH
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howie_scream

>>88263342
For years I wanted to know that sound

>>88236685
Fucking kek

>>88239515
I could be wrong cause sometimes it's hard to tell who's black or white anymore but I'm pretty sure Grace Hopper was white.

>>88242318
Trump has a family though

>>88248245
>Was he high?
Well he is Carl Sagan

>>88236730
Is Sheila even a homo sapien? She's a giant compared to everyone else.

>>88239725
I'd like to play with her pebbles, ifyouknowwhatimean

>>88238759
Ha, nice.

I missed flintstones #5. Where can I find this comic? Don't storytime it or anything, just send me a link. Or maybe I'll just buy it and SUPPORT THIS GOOD AF COMIC

>>88236355
Why is it so easy to read these in the characters' original voices? Especially Wilma

>>88265511
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones/Issue-5?id=94639

buying it also wouldn't be a bad idea

>>88265567
Because despite being drastically modernized, they're still written in character

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>>88264618
Different person.

>>88265608
>drastically modernized
you mean like the original flintstones

>>88265669
Yeah, but I mean modernized to 2016 instead of 1960

>>88265641
Yes, but Grace Hopper found and named "Computer bugs".

>>88265689
Maybe it means making the Flintstones a modern stone age family means that today's families are more regretful and self reflective?

>>88265817
It's not that, but I think it's more that it was taboo to show that in cartoons back in the day. Just having an episode deal with the Rubble's infertility issues was pretty hard core for the time.

>>88266122
Like the Simpsons. Show was edgy as fuck when it was released, but it's extremely tame by modern standards.

This reminds me of Dinosaurs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9b9aoINXzk

>>88266213
What was with 90 shows ending so much in cliffhangers

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>>88266298
>cliffhanger

Anon...

>>88266333
I know but tell me, whats the point of ending a COMEDY show with sandess?

>>88266357
It was a satire show though, and it handled a lot of subjects most sitcoms don't touch with a 10 foot pole.

>>88266213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ONK1_gAUQ

>>88258945
More like 96,000 years. The Flintstones takes place 100,000 years ago in this comic.

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>>88267073
>new flintstones comic

>>88259127
I wasn't exposed to him either until I was in my late teens and hanging out with a stoner girl a bunch. I've always kind of associated him with that since, but I understand he's a much bigger deal in America.