who has the best ass in star vs and why is it jackie
>>88203836
she's the only one that's developed just a little
>>88203836
You're supposed to phrase things like that when you want to force your opinion on us. That's not an opinion. It's just plain true.
>>88203836
Who drew that?
she's supposed to appeal to marco's base instincts as a pubescent boy before he realizes he knows nothing about her
I would like for her to sit on my face but I think I would die.
>>88203836
Marco has the best ass, though
>>88204923
not sure but here's some more
Can we make this an ass thread?
>>88205124
and another
>>88205075
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sauce?
>>88205124
>>88205168
Thanks.
>>88205072
Is there a better way to go?
>>88205615
Death by ejaculation
>>88204923
doodleanon
Star has a great butt also
marco.. you broke..
myhymen
>>88203836
She is the only one with ass
>>88205876
please, jackie's the biggest slut in the school
>new spoiler shows star kissing marco
Why would they drop the marco x jackie subplot so quickly?
>>88203836
>>88205922
No, that's Janna or Hope
>>88205876
You were asking for it
>>88205926
Why are you so gullible?
>>88205989
Well I didn't expect marco to marry jackie or anything but I expected them to spend at least a little time on that plot.
>>88206008
its a fake dude
>>88205811
>Death by ejaculation
You realize that you'd just start cumming blood after you're dry right?
Does that sound like a good way to go? Bled out through the dick?
>>88206024
hes probably the one that made it
>>88203836
Marco of course
>>88205192
Tumblr user tan-ayran
>>88205942
Good thing we don't have to rely on that non-existant ass to distract warriors if they try to invade this thread.
>>88206050
It's also the best smelling
>>88206050
Both Tom and Star can agree that Marco has the best ass.
>>88203836
>>88205946
>>88205922
>Marco's tentacle was an octopus arm
>That barbed tip indicates that it's based on the tentacle that contains an octopus' penis
>Janna and Hope go straight for the arm
>Jackie tries to "high five" the tip
The most perverse degenerates are those who successfully hide it.
>>88203836
Marco has the best ass in Star vs.
>>88206050
>>88206145
>>88206170
Goddamn he's got some junk in that trunkand ready to spunk
>>88206284
Where did Toffee get those pants? And why is he still missing a finger if he regenerated from it?
>>88206361
He will probably never regenerate that finger.
>>88206371
The point of that pic is Toffee regenerating inside of Star's closet from the finger she found inside of her wand.
>OP from two successful threads ago comes back after day off ketting some other poor bastard drive the short bus
>Newish star thread topic is about ass
For fuck sakes
>>88206385
feel free to make another. No general means as many threads as there can be sustained by their topic
>>88205046
But he has been waifuing her since he was four
>>88203836
>>88206385
Yeah but what does it SMELL like?
>>88206409
You can waifu someone since kindergarten and never know anything about that person
>>88206419
Like ocean breeze
Star becomes the force of evil when?
How did he know about the spell?
>>88206407
Maybe in the morning. My week is actually starting. I shouldn't be here, I have a problem.
>>88206439
soon I hope
>>88206447Eclipsa's bastard son
>>88206447
He HAS to be related to Eclipsa.
>>88206431
True, the point is that Marco likes her for other reasons besides her booty
>>88206439
if star became an evil Disney princess would she be the most popular Disney villain
>>88206469
But he looks nothing like Eclipsa's monster husbando
>>88206469
>mfw toffee is a bastard
>star is a bastard
battle of the bastards when
>>88206489
>bastard
>>88206489
He takes after his mother.
>Conniving
>Evil
>Monstrous
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!CUTE AND PERFECT!
>>88206447
Dont click this spoiler if you're not caught upMoon whoped his ass already, he knows a bit about the wands security systems, he miyht even have been inside the wand at one point, who's to say Eclipsa didn't personally summon him out of it? He and Rasticore could have been her versions of the Unicorn Stampede, Rasty being a straight up enforcer and Toffee acting as a spy or whatever other job that would need some tact
>>88206504
How is Star a bastard?
>>88206439
me likey
>>88206050
This
>>88205876
Did Star get to watch?
>>88206029
Yes.
>>88206591
Someone needs to do edits of this.
>>88206624
seconding this
>>88206591
You missed out star you had your chance but didn't take it now superior girl has him. I didn't even like Jackie much until this episode aired now I see what Marco sees.
>>88206591
>Did Star get to watch?
sadly yes
>>88206715
YO WTF SPOILER THAT SHIT MAN
Reminder that fanart can become canon
>>88206715
Whoever did this is great at visually expressing emotions
>>88206715
>Star suddenly starts feeling something in her pants as she starts to enjoy the sight.
>>88206793
Fuck off
>>88205859
BS. Star is almost as flat as Chantelle
>>88206793
stop projecting cuck
>>88206747
I'm surprised someone didn't turn this into a loss edit.
>>88206793
Polyamory is the solution to all of life's problems.
Jarco
>>88206810
>>88206849
>Not liking girls getting cucked
>>88206870
thirsty ho
>>88206861
Yup
King Marco's Herem is endgame
>>88206870
Jackie is so fucking adorable. Marco is a lucky man.
>>88206877
Be nice to Star. We're better than this, Jarco fans.
>>88206877
>She wants the D.
>>88206905
cant we all get along?
neither star nor jackie would like to see friends fight
>>88206870
>those eyes
Marco is going to become a man soon isn't he?
>>88206905
>>88206940
Stackie when?
>>88206957
NOT IF I CAN DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT
>>88206957
Yes. I expect Marco is going to scream like bitch the first time Jackie makes him cum.
>>88206973
But you gave Jackie and Marco your blessing.
>>88206992
>people still twist this shit.
>>88203836
Just having a slab of meat on your rear end doesn't make it good ass. It's gotta be firm and toned. Star has the best ass.
>>88207006
There's nothing to twist though.
>>88207023
By that logic, Chantelle's ass should distract all the warriors.
Do we know when the hiatus ends?
The moment I squealed like a little girl.
>>88207047
No. So just enjoy the ride.
>>88207061
ho boi this thread is going into jarco/starco faggotry huh?
>>88206657
>>88207077
>ho boi every thread goes into jarco/starco faggotry huh?
ftfy
>>88206905NO____
>>88207077
Why? Tell me why Jarco fans can't appreciate their ship in these threads? Starco does it all day. There literally isn't a problem unless the Starcofans get defensive over the fact that people have the nerve to like Jarco.
>>88207111
Ignore this one. Us true Jarcofans don't associate with cuck posters.
>>88207077
>>88207095
>trying to act tougher than other people about your Disney Channel ship
No one cares. It's fucking cartoon kisses.
>>88207061
Me too. I didn't think I was that invested in the show until this episode.
>>88206747
Quick, make more fanart of an upset Manna victory!
>>88207134
>we jarcofags are not faggots other than for some jarco faggots
>>88207134
Because these threads BELONG TO US! You and your shit kind aren't welcome here, in case you haven't fucking noticed. GET THE FUCK OUT, JARCO!
>>88207171
>>88207134
You guys are being faggots
what makes star so cute?
>>88207171
...this is autism at its finest...
I won't hold him against you, Starcofans.
>>88207171
>>88207198
Her cheery demeanor!
>>88207198
Her cuckqueaning fetish
>>88207171
Leave /co/ and never return. I ship Starco and that made me sick to read
>>88207220
But she lost that
>>88207095
A brief history of every /not-sveg/
>>88207088
nice, i'd do some edits myself but i can't think of any good ideas
>>88207238
Sh-shut up! Everything is fine see?
>>88207201
>>88207213
>>88207197
Jacro shits can fucking leave.
>>88207237
traitor. Stand your fucking ground!
>>88207198
Severe ADHD that would be debilitating later in life if she weren't royalty.
>>88207245
shout out to the tiny tomco mention
I want Jarco fags to leave
>>88205859
Nah
>>88207263
I can't even with you. Go the fuck to bed, dude. You're making this thread even more shit than it was.
>>88207298
kiss and make up
>>88207298
So is it Jackie Lynn or Jacqueline like Naysaya called her?
>>88207298
Perhaps you should grow up. This isn't "Starco the Thread".
>>88207252
Does a bigger template give you more ideas?
What did she mean by this?
>>88207341
maybe next thread will be
Hey guys, remember autistic Janna?
Well tumblr is stealing it, except they don't use "autistic" so as to not offend anyone.
http://make-some-manna.tumblr.com/post/154098105793/the-problem-with-its-just-to-get-a-reaction-out
>>88207321
Don't respond dummy
>>88207374
Not if Jarco posters have anything to say about it. Stop believing that these threads are Starco only. Nobody likes people like that.
>>88207402
Fucking Manna scum
>>88207402
Don't they already have an autistic Star blog?
>>88207402
no one cares bob
>>88207298
I want you to jump in traffic, faglord.
I swear, if I had this show in my formative years, like, when I was actually in the show's target demographic, I would have waifued Jackie so hard. She would have been Princess Jasmine tier to me. Ultimate male fantasy.
>>88203836
Probably from the named characters. Maybe one of the older background girls, but likely Jackie. Britney's isn't too bad either.
>>88207023
It's also gotta exist.
>>88207425
Be nice, seddm runs it.
>>88207469
>Britney's isn't too bad either.
If she were good then her ass would have distracted the warriors
>>88207061
Yeah. I went full Jackie x Marco right at this moment. It had been building inside of me over the last few episodes.
>>88207421
i swear you are the only jacro faggot getting but hurt enough to use the same arguments every single thread as to why you should not get shitposted and how you are better than other jacro fags cuz you are "true jarco fags"
when did all this romance drama start?
pic tangentially related
>>88207518
Sleepover. Nothing was the same.
>>88207518
latest episode.
the rest could hardly be called drama.
>>88207511
Or maybe you just feel threatened, and believe that Jarco posts should be shit one because it helps you sleep at night.
>>88207511
Well fuck you then. I defend Jarco as I please, because asshat Starcofags like you, don't want to get along at all. At least I try to defend my ship rationally, and defend my right to post without constantly being berated. At least I try to be peaceful, but then assholes like you gotta pop up. You fuckers post Starco all goddamn day unopposed, but the moment serious discussing of Jarco happens, you start fagging up at everything we post.
>>88207518
When we first made a /sveg/ in the days of yore, before it became /notsveg/ and started givig Daron ideas.
I wonder which forum full of shitheads is responsible for the most borrowed ideas for the show...
i have never seen a single second of this show and yet I lurk this general almost every day now wtf /co/
>>88207622
>maybe i just feel threatened
im not even a shipper faggot, but theres another of the same fucking parroted arguments. once again making me think you are indeed the same fucking guy every thread getting autistic about fucking shitposting.
>>88207655
Might as well watch it, anon.
It's only two seasons and it'll make you feel less like you are wasting your time.
>>88206747
The first/colored piece was actually made after bonbon aired, but the second one is definitely older and prophetic save for the detail of the clothes.
>>88207171
go to tumblr if you want a starco circlejerk
>>88207622
>>88207637
>1min 10 sec between posts
I wonder whos behind this.
>>88207655
Just watch it. Season 1 is rough to start but it finds its footing around the middle of the season. Season 2 has more consistently good episodes.
Does the biggest butt make it the best butt?
>>88207659
Starco fans parrot the same things every thread, but I don't see you samefag accusing any of them.
People repeat shit that other people say in these threads all the fucking time. Like "Le Blood Moon is a demon pact."
Meanwhile, Marco is struggling to come up with new reasons to kiss Jackie. Will she tell him he doesn't need an excuse or does she find it too cute to have him stop?
>>88207668
I have so much shit to watch honestly I dunno how you fags keep up with everything /co/ likes
>>88207672
>The first/colored piece was actually made after bonbon aired
Not really
>>88207705
>Memes are the same as butthurt arguments.
>>88207714
Who says we keep up with everything? Just watch what shows and participate in threads you like. Fuck the rest.
>>88207681
>The samefag defense
Mkay booboo. Haven't heard that one before
>>88207681
I really don't give a shit what you accuse me of. People repeat themselves all the time.
>>88207705
got any examples that arent memes?
>>88206121
can't find it on tumblr
This thread is shit.
People, please, calm down.And accept Jarco
>Detest all 'ships
>Want to revel in Star's misery while Marco and Jackie are dating
>Want to watch Star act out against them
>Want to watch Star wrestle with her inner demons as she fights her feelings for Marco and an increasingly powerful Ludo
>Come to these threads for the occasional post about the direction the plot is heading
>Any discussion on the matter is drowned by the sheer number of posts arguing which character gets to suck Marco's dick
These threads are worse than anime plot threads on /a/ after someone posts Keit-Ai.
>>88207768
>>88207751
Now who is samefagging?
Also, the point was repeat. The same bullshit argument as to why Starco is endgame is repeated to Jarco posters almost every time we get rolling. Surprised that nobody has said anything yet.
\As a matter of fact, I'm willing to be that you're the guy posting here every night trying to antagonize me. The guy who gets amped up playing video games and stars talking shit to Jarco posters. The frequency of your posts suggests so.
>>88207714
If you have time to lurk every day in threads about shows you don't watch, then you have time to watch them.
>>88207774
http://
tan-ayran.tumblr
.com/
>>88207805
Burn it down?
Jarco is just a temporary stop on the way toManna.
>>88207867
Burn it down.
>>88207823
you can take that bet but no iv not been around for more then 2 weeks.
considering iv spent most of my time in /trash/ before then drawfagging for other autisits
>>88207867
Actually, that's arson
>>88207873
No, it's a full derailmentto Stanna
>>88207885
Is burning down a thread really arson? I think not.
I get how Jarcofags feel. They can't post here without immediately being attacked by Starcofags. Both sides shit post too.
The Zealous Asspained Starcofag vs The Jarcofag that never quits.
It's like this every night.
Anybody want popcorn?
>>88207910
I wanna drink myself to death
>>88207909
right now its both way objectively
Boths sides are getting shit posted and faggots here are getting way to damn sensitive.
threads should just die till hiatus is over.
>>88207896
>best friends have to fuck
It's just Starco again but hotter.
>>88207910
Sure, I'll charge everything to his credit card.
>>88207933
And more gypsy.
>>88207909
The shitposting is just too good to pass up. Anyone who takes it seriously deserves to get rustled.
>>88207245
It's perfect
caption this /sveg/
>>88207077
What'd you expect when the midseason hiatus ends focused around a date and jealousy?
>>88207972
>starcofags and normalfags reactions to BBTBC
>>88207982
>>88207198
>>88207220
Adorable
>>88207989
>BBTBC
Black Booty Tucking Black Cock? Are you in to gay cuckolding?
>>88207702
Holy fuck they drew the big girl eating pork rinds?
Lmao
>>88206793
>implying she wouldn't want to join in
>>88208045
Did you just assume her foodchoice? You fucking bigot. #allfoodsmatter
>>88208074
Do it for me.
I sort of see what's happening here.
There are Jarcofags that legitimately like Jarco. There are also faggots that only post cuck memes just to trigger Starcofags.
There are Starcofags that can conduct polite discussion and debate . There are also, zealous nut jobs who get triggered by anything that poses a threat to Starco and believe that these threads are for them and them only.
The Starcofags post, the cucklords mess with them.
The Jarcofags post, the zealous idiots attack them.
The mild Starcofags get pissed when the zealous idiots engage the legit Jarcofags, because they make the rest of them look bad.
The legit Jarcofags don't want to fight, but the cucklords force them to, and the zealous idiots won't let them breath.
Is this about right?
Both sides could simply benefit from growing a thicker skin and not letting people get to them.
>>88208095
can someone do a do it for her edit with jackie
>>88208096
>>88208096
what else would this thread be without ship wars and hurt feeling?yandere star?
>>88208117
And morning mark comic dumping
>>88208096
>Both sides could simply benefit from growing a thicker skin and not letting people get to them.
>>88208127
>>88208045
Its a chip bag with a pig on it, just a logical deduction
>>88208117
is x-man the only artist who entertains yandere star here?. I love is stuff mind you.hes just not the most active poster.
>>88208096
Solution:
Starcofags, ignore cucklords, hide their posts.
Jarcofags, do not engage zealous retards, talk amongst yourselves
>>88208136
>dat Starco daughter
>dat Jarco sonPorn of those two together when?
>>88208160
But that's forbidden love
>>88208151
>implying anyones actually gunna stop.
its autism anon. there is no solution.
>>88206447
>>88208160
>>88208168
You mean the only logical outcome, yeah?
I mean has no one else here read yomeiro choice?
>>88208168
That's what makes it hot
>>88208160
does that count as incest
>>88208168
its not like they are bro and sis.
>>88208151
NO, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE AND THAT ONE SHALL BE... MINA! YES, I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH MY BEAUTY AND BRUTALITY. NO LUBE!
>>88208190
>>88208192
They are biological half-siblings
>>88208184
idid. it was my first true manga that went full in with the tity exposure.iv only gotten more fucked up.
>>88208202
We can tell.
>>88208197
wha? na sorry man iv been to both of there universes and seen no record of any of them having a half sibling :^)
>>88208082
I just accidentally replied to myself
Good night you insufferable fuckers.endgame is Princess Ponytom, Starckie, Skullco, and Ludfonson, which is a polygamourous trifecta of ludo, alfonso and fergison
>>88208176
Damn that alternate star is a cute.
>>88208202
My Man.
posting the best hug of the series
>>88208266
Now post the best kiss of the series.
>>88208279
Beneath the Dutch flag
>>88208279
now that would be unfair, since there is only one of those
>>88208297
Can't wait for Marco to stop hugging Star and Marco pushing Star away when she goes in for the hug because he now only exclusively hugs Jackie.
>>88208297
and don't you forget it
So, Jackie is gonna join Star and Janna at the table at the cafeteria now that she and Marco are steady, right? Or will Marco and Jackie have their own table while Star looks at them despairingly from a distance while whining to Janna while she munches on a sandwich?
Does Janna or Jackie ever hang out together during lunchtime at the cafeteria?
>>88208295
>peck on a cheek
>kiss
>implying that's not just blondie giving a traditional Dutch greeting to Marco
>>88208351
hopefully this is all resolved before we get a school episode
>>88208295
>Sweden
Subtle.
>>88208362
Nah.
>Marco and Jackie become a couple
>becomes the talk of the school
>Ferguson and Alfonzo cameo just so they congratulate their bro
>fangirls form around them saying how cute they look together
>even Starfan
>all the while Star is left alone
>only Janna to talk to, probably or keenly aware that Star likes Marco
>Star wants to hang with Marco more but Jackie is in the way and is convinced and helped by Janna to get them away from each other for a while
>shenanigans later
>Marco says that he will always be there for Star because he isher friend just like she wanted
>they all hang out at the table
>Star is the one who keeps passing salt
>>88208401
how will star get out of this mess?
>>88208415
She can't, she just needs to take it up in the ass.
>yfw Jackie goes away to skater camp, and text and calls Marco constantly
>Star sees the opportunity to pounce on the Diaz
What if Jackie, Marco, Star sandwich and Marco is the one in the middle, the sandwich filling?
>>88208443
>>88208443
But only of the girls is gonna get any action.
>>88208463pegging
a happy star is a cute star
>>88208481
>tfw no star gf
>>88206179
>>88206877
>Star Vs. The Girl He Tells Her Not To Worry About
>>88208507
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
>>88205926
link?
>>88208594
isnt it a fake?
>>88208613
it is fake
>>88208669
>>88208613
I'd still like to see it and let my own personal biases color my outlook.
>>88208127
>>88208136
Why doesn't he just fuck both? Problem solved.
>>88206715
Did Narco accidently have an explosive load and some how some went accross the room and hit Star in the eyes, cause thise don't look like tears.
>>88206781
Feels like the read too many Hentai Comics with Mind Breaking NTR Girls that no joke lead to the cucked girl killing herself.
star and marco: 100% drift compatible
>>88206851
Or "just fuck my shit up edit"?
>>88208045
No bully
>>88207518
femcuck thing started with latest episode, obviously
>>88208192
Same Dad.
>>88208176
It kinda annoys me that in these AUs with toffee or whatever Moon is always shown to be much happier, I hate manlets as much as the next guy but River tries his best for his family.
Why do tumblrs gotta hate on him?
>>88208890
because river is awesome, and they hate fun things
>>88208196
We need more Mina.
>>88208890
because toffee is le mysterious bishonen villain who can become even more interesting through being portrayed as a misunderstood tragic cuck
river is just le comic relief funnyman. I assume in those stories/headcanons or whatever he eventually does win out over toffee and moon legitimately falls in love with him or something, but I can't be sure because no one ever draws him in these scenarios. bald wacky manlets aren't sexy but still
I didn't figure this out until just now.
>>88209061
It's not the same voice actor.
>>88209087
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2809577/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t14
>>88206409
Janna is the best
>>88209061
>2 of the shittiest characters from 2 shitty shows
>>88207171
WHAT ABOUT STARFAN13
Wont someone think of the children?
they're sleeping, do you think they dream of happy times?
>>88208890
bbecauuse he da wite boi
>>88209191
>implying the sad times have even begun
>>88208295
>The german looks angry
as a german that makes me mad
>>88209191
Marco dreams of fucking Jackie
I don't know or care what Star Butterface dreams about
>>88208890
>tumblr hates River
I dont understand
>>88208168
Is it?
Marco from universe A452 is not the same Marco from universe J117. So technically not incest.
I guess you just dropped all pretense you're not just here to look at porn.
Fuck these useless ass mods.
>>88209309
there is no nudity here, what you rambling about
>>88209309
wut
the mods here are the strictest.
They even delete western comics and cartoons
aka LoudHouse
>>88209286
It's called sexism. They hate men.
>>88209365
>falling for the 'everyone on tumblr is a man-hating bra-burning crazy feminist' meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JELIxIOvzkE
We're not gonna get a full version are we?
>>88209444
Doubtful
Star Vs needs a full OST release
or have the songs released to a streaming service or something
>>88207169
Honestly though, shippers are not a hivemind or an organised club, it's just an uncontrollable bunch of anons from all over the world who happen to like the same thing. There will always be assholes in every single ship including yours, whatever it is
>>88207171
>starcofags are nice and comfy! It's only anyone shipping different, non-starco ships that cause problems!
Assholes are assholes, they don't represent their ship
>>88209444
whats the first line of this? i keep hearing it as 'dawn define you' but im sure thats not right
>>88209530
Darned if I knew
that i’d find you
in the last place I thought you would be
What could I do
‘till I saw you
waiting for me
And if I catch your eye
it feels like I could fly
Out from my lonely world into yours
Are you waiting for me?
>>88207873
Honestly though Jarco is just a vessel to get toTomkieMarco will introduce them
>>88209564
Jannom is the way.
>>88209557
ah, that makes so much more sense
>>88209557
Who is the song about?
>>88209578
Absolutely not. Janna x Tom is like pairing a hardcore Ken-sama tier weeaboo with a girl, any girl, from glorious Nippon, because "he's so into Japan and Japanese culture, and she's Japanese! It's perfect!"
Like I'm sure the person with an obsession over that culture would be happy to get with the hime-chan of their dreams, but being fetishized like that and only pursued because of your race and exotic culture, not who you are as a person, is not a good basis for a relationship.Also Janna a shit
whats she thinking guys?
janna deserves to be happy, i would die for her
>>88209613
>Janna x Tom is like pairing a hardcore Ken-sama tier weeaboo with a girl, any girl, from glorious Nippon, because "he's so into Japan and Japanese culture, and she's Japanese! It's perfect!"
But Janna isn't a Ken-sama; she's a qt (although also an occultaboo), and Tom is demon royalty.
>Also Janna a shit
Whoa wow hey no.
>>88209705
everyone deserves to be happy, is there some way to divine the optimum set up for happiness?
>>88209744
>although also an occultaboo
>Tom is demon royalty
Yeah, you yourself admit that Janna is an occultaboo. Also Tom being a prince isn't a plus, it just means that Janna would only want to get with him because a) she's obsessed with occult stuff and he's a demon with magic, so it'd be amusing and interesting for her, and b) he's royalty, so there's a lot of privilege to be had through him.
It's like saying "Oh yeah he's super into everything Japanese and the Japanese culture and thinks it's so much better than anything western, and this chick is Japanese AND ALSO really loaded her dad practically owns Toyota, so it's perfect".
It just makes it seem worse. There's nothing in Tom's own personality, who he is, or his interests that'd go well with Janna. The whole ship is based on superficial stuff and the expectation that Tom would be so lonely he'd take even someone who's only interested in him because of his exotic species and culture, powers and birth status, even if that someone would be horrible for him.
>>88209904
so will they have to introduce a character from scratch for janna?
>>88209925
Honestly I'd think that'd be better. Janna can have her own charms but she just doesn't match with Tom, not unless both are rewritten into completely different people. And it seems the svtfoe crew adores Tom and sees him as a vulnerable if spicy little cinnamon roll, so I doubt they'd shove him into a shit relationship just for the sake of Janna's wish fulfillment.
If I understand it correctly, Tom has been around in their plans a lot longer than Janna, who was originally just a background character who they started to use more because she grew on them. So I don't see why they couldn't develop some other background or recently introduced character into someone who'd actually have the temperament and self-esteem of steel to be a match for Janna.
>>88209925
They should introduce new characters to replace the now-obsolete high school tertiary/secondary cast.
>>88209904
>There's nothing in Tom's own personality, who he is, or his interests that'd go well with Janna. The whole ship is based on superficial stuff and the expectation that Tom would be so lonely he'd take even someone who's only interested in him because of his exotic species and culture, powers and birth status, even if that someone would be horrible for him.
I think you're assuming far too much here.
Tom and Janna both have a brashness about them--Tom's more sullen, Janna's more irreverent--which is in fact quite complimentary. Janna also being as assertive as she is isn't they type to be intimidated by Tom's tempestuous moments, and she'd like his intensity. You might infer that I expect she'd be the dominant force in the relationship, which also makes sense from a storytelling perspective given how we've seen her portrayed--and Tom, whose character type is just begging for somebody able to match him.
Really the whole thing with her being attracted to him because he's a demon prince would just be a lead-in to a fun relationship dynamic. And at some level there's nothing wrong with being attracted to somebody because of their background/culture.
>>88207815
I can't. My dedication to the Cute and Perfect is rooted deep into my heart, forged over the course of almost two seasons of cute interactions and magical adventures. You're going to have to do better than a couple of scenes from just a few recent episodes to convince me that your ship is more appealing and more worth getting emotionally invested in than mine.
>>88210026
>tom being bossed by janna
>tom letting himself be bossed around
the mental image is hilarious
>>88210052
we will have to suffer for at least 2-3 months before we get any kind of closure
>>88210055
Yes, you see.
>Tom tries to tell her he wants hang out with Marco
>she grabs his ass and tells him to pipe down while she's figuring out a new spell to activate his darker demonic powers
>he tells her to go to hell
>"love to, let's go"
>watch Red Belt episode
>Marco's nightmare
>Marco sees evil Star take away his green belt surrounded by the remains of his school
>he finds his locker and there he finds a doppelganger of himself wearing with Star's mewberty hearts stuffed in like packing foam
>later Marco's friends and his red belt leave him behind with Star while the Blood Moon shines over them
>Marco later earns his red belt the same episode
>see Bonbon the Birthday Clown episode
>after a long while, Marco finally gets with the Jackie while Star is not only filled with jealousy, but also uses dark magic, gets rekt by Ludo, and has his magic book and Glossaryck stolen
>Marco just happens to see the Blood Moon at probably the happiest moment of his life up to that point to bail Star's ass
>Marco is moving up in life while Star is moving down
So Blood Moon is a curse and not a blessing and is holding Marco back, and probably Star, and is probably evil or at least chaotic neutral, right?
We need more prophetic dreams, those are always fun.
>>88210026
>which is in fact quite complimentary
what? I don't think so. Tom gets upset when things don't go his way, and I don't see him appreciating Janna's manipulativeness and brashness, the way she just does whatever and flat-out ignores direct wishes (like "stop doing that") of other people.
>Janna also being as assertive as she is isn't they type to be intimidated by Tom's tempestuous moments
Star is also assertive and not intimidated by Tom, and they don't mesh at all. In fact, Star is also a bit bad for Tom, she seems to grind on his gears and the way she handles him seems to provoke and aggravate him rather than ease his anger problems. And Janna is being portrayed as rather similar to Star, only less kind, less caring, less considerate, more selfish.
>she'd like his intensity
Yes, she'd be amused by how easy it is to provoke him and wind him up. Just look at how much she enjoys teasing Marco. Still doesn't make it a good match for Tom.
Also thinking that Tom, control freak Tom, is someone who'd just happily submit to being somewhat rudely or teasingly bossed around is pretty laughable. Sure, Tom might want someone who's able to take him, but that doesn't mean someone who'd assert dominance, as I don't think his self-esteem is strong enough to cope with being teased and ridiculed and played with publicly the way Janna's fond of doing. He's not easygoing enough for that. It's why they broke up with Star, he can't take the bantz.
>there's nothing wrong with being attracted to somebody because of their background/culture
lel, really now.
The thing is that based on how they've been portrayed so far, I don't believe there'd be a "fun" relationship dynamic. Not unless they'd be hack-rewritten into different people.
Is it true that Brittney Wong's VA was fired because she called Daron Nefcy a beaner-fucking horsefaced feminist liberal hussy?
>>88210088
Deeeeeeeep in the shipper headcanons, I see.
>>88210141
the blood moon ball is supposed to be a wonderful thing
>>88210172
>forcefully binding two people together
>tom wanted to bind star to her
>blood in the name
>good
>>88210195
You need blood to live.
>>88210212
Blood in anywhere but inside the body is bad.
>>88210195
they werent forced to dance
it is like fate, it cant be avoided, the very steps you take to avoid it will lead you down it all the same
How to Karate: Black Belt cassette when?
Can we get a link to the Pastebin or the Mega downloads? I think I'm an episode or two behind and wanna get caught up.
>>88209626
Hug not fug
>>88210238
don't forget the drives
>>88210172
>the blood moon ball is supposed to be a wonderful thing for litterall demons
FTFY
>>88210160
>Also thinking that Tom, control freak Tom, is someone who'd just happily submit to being somewhat rudely or teasingly bossed around is pretty laughable.
Yes you see, this is where you're missing the potential for subversive humor Janna "taking" Tom represents at the storytelling level. The idea isn't that Tom would "happily submit" as he is, but that Janna would cause some change in him (that being the case in relationships generally--it's not hack writing). You said so yourself, Janna is:
>less kind, less caring, less considerate, more selfish
In other words, unlike Star, Janna's got the balls to have her way with him.
But I digress, I'm sure Nefcy is planning something completely different.
>>88210171
Just having some fun m8.
>>88210254
Well, Star is a semen demon.
>>88207372
Star doesn't know how to love. :'(
cute and perfect
>>88210195
Tom doesn't control the Blood Moon. The Blood Moon deems two people worthy of receiving its blessing, and manipulates events so that they happen to dance together at the ball.
Also, blood is a good thing. It keeps you alive. You want that stuff.
>>88210255
>Janna's got the balls to have her way with him.
Right, and the thing is that as someone who likes Tom and hopes good things would happen to him, that's not at all a good scenario in my eyes. I don't want to see him bullied into submission, even if people who like Janna would love to see her bulldoze over him for comedy.
>ITT: people create headcanons about how the blood moon pact works, for good or for evil, each more ridiculous than the next, just to justify or debunk the ships they like/don't like
>>88210357
only canon things about the Blood moon
>comes every 667 years
>can interrupt marco (no definite answer why)
>is the moon of lovers (according to some ship captain)
>is a crescent moon
>binds your souls (no explanation, according to the announcer demon)
>made star and marco talk in unison (cute)
>>88210357
Blood Moon is the Nyarlathotep, and soon the stars will be right and an ancient evil shall be woken.
he is willing to do anything for star
>>88210388
>Proper Nyarlathothep not that Nyarly knock off from some vidya game
Muh man! *tentacle bump!*
Janna wearing pink when?
>>88210514
She's always wearing pinkpanties.
>>88210514
>>88210526
Cutie
>>88210526
Then explain.
>>88210486
Fuck off dfo is the shit.
BIG
>>88210583
Nefcy is CUTEalmost, if her mouth wasn't so large
>>88210625
Nefcy is cute!CUTE!
>>88210466
Their friendship is the closest, cutest and purest.A perfect starting point for an even closer type of relationship
>>88210583
2booby4star
>>88210698
She is Star's voice actor, not her live-action actor.
>>88210583
who`s the tit demon next to her?
>>88210741
The tall one is Daron the Cretaor
The booby one is Star's VA
>>88210741
That booblord is Eden Sher, Star's VA.
>>88210583
>>88210767
Star confirmed to grow up to be a titty monster
>>88205075
Wait... What the fuck are they doing?
>>88210767
>>88210167
This meme needs to die. Unless you have evidence, stop talking shit about Brittney's VA.She did nothing Wong.
>>88210779
Just bros being bros, crawling around the floor together
>>88210693
>>88210835
>bros being bros
>crawling around the floor together
>>88210767
Adam's hands look like dicks wtf
>>88210883
FORESHADOWING
>>88203836
>and why is it jackie
Because she's the only one that knows how to get with this piece of ass.
Could a drawfriend please draw this picture with Star sitting on the car?It should probably be Oskar's car or some other care from the show.
>>88210907
Also make it so the stars outline in a constellation of the Jarco kiss.
>>88210514
>>88210924
No, that's too far.
Can't Star use her Dimensional Scissors to visit a parallel universe version of herself and Marco?
Who is/are your favourite background girl(s), not/sveg/?
>>88210907
>Sitting on a giant invisible goat
Ftfy
>>88210966
i think they only allow you to visit planes of existence, MtG style, rather than alternate realities
>>88210937
Janna in Star's Blood Moon Ball dress where?
>>88210966
"Dimensions" in SvE are not alternative realities. Think of them as other locations in space, but only within the same version of history.
>>88210969
Chantal, not sure why.
Maybe because that was the name of my first bang but they SvE Chan seems totally different then my ex.
>>88205075
THIS!!!
>>88211009
Her name is Chantelle, anon.
>>88211009
My niggah.
>>88210853
>>88210835
>>88210779
playing twister
ha ha innocent games between friends ha ha
>>88211000
>Void trips
You know, I've wondered about this myself. I think it could be possible to get that "far", but it wouldn't be a one stop trip, you would need to travel to one dimension then gain access to one relatively "closer",
>>88210969
I really liked Sabrina before dumb pairings and greentexts and avatarfagging ft. her became a constant thing, and then once that happened I starting hating her and her pasty round face.
But now that that hasn't really been happening I'm starting to like her again. Her being injured this season is way overdue by now.
Also she probably doesn't count as "background" so much as a one-time character but I really liked Kelly. The reveal that that silent bush with eyes was actually a cute girl was amazing.
>>88211022
There's like a million different spellings of that name... I just went with the one I've seen the most. My ex was Chantel, for example.
>>88211009
>>88211022
Oh yeah, I have a short hair fetish, that's why.
>>88207198
Attraction to phallic objects
>>88206747
It's gonna be pretty epic then
>>88207111
Trips confirm jarcofags everyone. They're the ones who push the repeating digits memes anyway.
>>88207134
How the fuck can we ignore this when jarcofags literally won't stop being cunts every thread?
>>88207643
>/notsveg/
>givig Daron ideas
These memes are TERRIBLE and need to stop.
>>88210991
She doesn't look amazing enough to pull it off
>>88211040
>>88211128
will janna get a dress to complete the set?
>>88207637
>serious discussing
>cuck cuck cuck cuckqueen cuckers cucked
>who's next for cucking
>why is Star such a cuck
>why does the cuck have such small breasts/ass
>cuck cuck cuckety cuck cuck cuck
Even /pol/ isn't this retarded. Or maybe they are. Either way, fuck off.
>>88207822
then start a discussion instead of complaining about it
>>88206561
so so good, bring me ya brown boyzzz
>>88208096
3 M O N T H S
M
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N
T
H
S
>mfw people think Starco is endgame
>>88211206
it aint over till its over
>>88211135
Shhh
>>88211127
They even admit to spying on the forums. "They" being every head creator ever. Adam Hirsch is notorious for it too.
They don't do it exprssly to steal our ideas, but sometimes we accidently inspire them. Such as this fucking scene in pic related being entirely a parody on Tomco.
>>88211320
>parody
>implying the staff isn't full of fujoshit BL enthusiasts
>>88211068
No matter how "far" you go, all the SvE dimensions appear to be contained within the same "universe" (as the magical council implies). I like the term that another anon used - plains of existence. But they are all contained within the same reality. No other Earths, no parallel realities where history went a different course, like in Rick and Morty.
However, if we go turbo autistic on this, all the Gravity Falls references and connections make it so that all three shows take place within the same multiverse. And in Rick and Morty, the term "dimension" seems to apply to both weird other worlds (different "plains of existence") and parallel realities (e.g. "where Hitler cured cancer"). But I think it was also implied that different weird worlds are merely parallel realities themselves, like where evolution and star formation went a completely different path. So maybe all "dimensions" and "plains of existence" are indeed just different versions of history, and whereas in some Earth was formed, in others Mewni was formed? But whereas Rick can travel to any dimension, Mewnian magic seems to only connect a few select dimensions - one with a version Earth, one with Mewni, etc., because they always travel to the same Earth or the same Mewni, and there is no indication of them being aware any other Earths other than "the Earth".
So, either way, there doesn't seem to be a way for Star to travel to a different version of Earth's history.
>>88211461
Okay so apperently making a P O O P window doesnt work on 4 chan because it deletes multiple spaces
Good to know.
GROUPFUG! GROUPFUG!
>>88211429
Tl; dr
>>88211517
Cuddle Puddle!
Oh look, a comic where Mark isn't trying to rub "FEELZ" in your face for a change
>>88211549
Last sentence
>>88211576
see >>88211571
>>88211549
the scissors allow travel between dimensions, acting as a separate "plane of existence" rather than an alternate history. each plane is a seperate world unto itself, like countries but divided even more so, not related to earth
google Magic:the Gathering for a similar concept regarding planes
>>88211571
Star is a good friend.
>>88211599
fuck off naysaya
>>88211320
>parody
Anon it may be played as humor but the svtfoe crew is full, FULL of tomco shippers and people who want to see Tom turned into a hot bish. Here he is in a "yuri on ice" au, it's a new anime about a hot gay figure skater dude in a romance with his hot gay manager or whatever
>>88211625
Wtf I thought yuri was lesbian and yaoi was dudes.
>>88211625
>>88211599
That she is.
And great friendships like that make a perfect foundation for something more.
>>88211665
It is, you thought right. But the show is still called "Yuri on ice" iirc. Probably the name of some character of Russian origin or whatever.
>>88211678
pfffffffff
What happened to Marcos magic vacuum?
>>88211625
So you're saying they behind the scenes write him as bi?
Fuck, now i like him more, and he's older so i feel less creepy about oogling him :3
I dont like sexualising characters that i wouldn't do anything with IRL but Tom is legal in my provence.
>>88211711
it better go to janna
>>88206447
He was one of Eclipsa's apprentices before he decided he knew enough and killed her.That was all part of her keikaku
>>88206530
ANDWILL BECANON
>>88205876
Y'know any physically active girl would probably have broken her hymen some other way by that age.
>>88211711
It probably got taken apart in order to vacuum something.
>>88208136
So Jackie doesn,t bother her the fuck that Marco fuckher and fuck Star too.
>>88211599
Good friends make better lovers
>>88211571
I miss when moringmark made funnies instead of all this drama bullshit.
>All this people thinking that the ship war is over
>>88211848
What? Zero people here think that the ship war is over.
>>88211751
Same with Star, since she has a habit of riding unicorns and all.
Unless Mewmans reproduce differently, which is still possible I guess.
Plot twist, this is the new ship
>>88211711
Ferguson stole it
>>88211717
I have no idea how they actually write him, considering he's definitely canonically into girls. It's just that the crew is full of people shipping him gleefully with Marco and who are all for gay romance anime and bish boys, and that they've already put in some hints towards his sexuality being a bit beyond just straight, see >>88211703.
Again, I have no idea what it'll mean for actual canon considering it's a Disney show for kids after all, but if the blatant romance references in the Friendenemies poster is anything to go by I'd say they're up for some tongue-in-cheek innuendo and just good crazy fun before the real endgame ships sail in. And probably headcanon him as having the sexuality of Jack "if it can consent, I'll fuck it" Harkness.
I mean seeing how he's into non-demon women he's a bit freaky anyway, and is the gender really that big a deal if you're already screwing outside your own species
>>88211736
> Has to google moonspeak
Just say master plan you stupid fucking weeb
>>88211848
how coould they? there's ship drama in every thread
>>88211924
>being this new
Congrats on graduating high school!
>>88211924
That's the meme newfag.
>>88211909
So it's basically how Timm corrupted ot generation though unspoken canon.
>Harley and Ivy are "roomates"
>Talia Al'Ghul just "knocks batman out" with a roofie
Creater headcanon is canon, even if they're not allowed to say, because now Harley and Ivy are boxbros and Damien Wayne.
Tom is bi all but confirmed.
>>88207245
I laughed so much at this that it hurt. So accurate.
Except for panel 6, I've never seen one of these types here.
>>88211599
For Marco.
>>88211936
I'm 30 but fucking suck with Japanese words so I just here "yadayadayada HIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" While watching subbed anime, and typically stay way from the straight-off-tha-moon level of retard anime that you need to be from Japan or autistic to understand any of what's going on because it's so culturally specific.
Would you let him put it in if heserenadedyou?
>>88207492
seddm used to be a budding top tier drawfag but now hes just a lame psuedo lorefag that spends his days answering asks. supposedly theres 'no time' to draw but if anything his constant ask responses and mediocre analysis shows he has more than enough time
>>88207492
Wow, really? I didn't expect this.
>>88211988
>Mfw I was the OP >>88206419 in pic related, when that comic came to be
>Mfw the other attempt after that thread failed and my other one got even bigger in 3/4 the time
>>88206419 pic related on this one too. Apperently I need more suitably frustrated Star themed reaction pictures
>>88207492
>>88212118
I mean, isn't he a Starco supporter?
you hangin in there, fellas?
>>88212124
Also I can't proof read today, apperently. Thought I got rid of that first link when I decided to move it. Fuck.
>>88212152
Barely managing. It's a hard time
>>88211848
If anything the war has shifted into a higher pitch and started in earnest.
What is she planning to show Marco, /co/?
>>88212152
:')
>>88212294
video of him sleeping recorded over several weeks
>>88211848
>ship wars are over
https://youtu.be/MBTte4K9_uk
>>88212294
Sharknado
>>88210141
well...i dont know what to say
>>88212294
Poor Little Mexican Boy 2
>>88212310
This is a good edit.
>>88212407
>yfw Marco finally becomes a black belt and becomes beloved by his school
>meanwhile Star is stripped of her title and is depowered
>>88212445
thats gonna happen , someone screencap this shit
>>88212466
I'm just fucking around, anon. Though, I hope eventually the handful of greentext stores I have posted here will have at least one thing that becomes real.Monster King Marco when?
>>88203836
I remember watching this when it first came out but dropped it after a few episodes for reasons I don't remember
Is it worth picking back up? And is there still a mega with all the episodes floating around here?
>>88212509
what about , a whole episode where they mess whit magic or has to disguise as mosnters and they actually become monster whit magic and have a time limit until they can go back to humans?
>>88212513
The first season has big jumps in quality. Some episodes are okay, some are great, some are very bad. Season 2 is much more consistent. I'd advise you to pick it up, but expect a few shitty episodes.
>>88212232
Pure evil and still no tits
>>88212513
>S1 High Quality:
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>>88206409
>Marco has the most stars
Starco confirmed.
>>88212570
based
>>88212555
alrighty, picked up
>>88211599
>putting on a scary movie so Star can get to hold hands with Marco
Janna is the better friend
Weird and adorable!
Star getting Nisio-style character development when? I mean, Starcutting her own hair and changing her wardrobe to signify that she is a changed person.
>>88210141
It's not prophetic you retard, it's explaining Marco's insecurities.
>>88212678
>not prophetic
Not yet.
Star is such a top tier QT waifu. Its a shame that I'll never be able to hold her tight andtake a deep sniff of her hair
>>88206409
>Janna has been wearing the same fucking hat for a decade
Ewww
>>88212702
Sauce please
>>88212674
Already happened
>>88212674
Well, she's done that already and it didn't last too long. Hard to signify a change in personality through wardrobe when you can magic up a new outfit, hairstyle and makeup instantly.
I want an episode where Star goes on a date with Oskar. Maybe to get over Marco. Maybe to make him jealous. Hijinks would no doubt ensue.
>>88212760
Sound generic as fuck tbqh famalamalamadingdong.
>>88212738
>>88212752
Oh, no, she's turned full tumblr. I'm sorry for Marco and the Butterfly family, but Star needs to be put out of her own misery like the dog that she is.
>>88207402
The "Janna likes Marco but expresses it by teasing him because she hasn't moved on emotionally from first grade" theory goes all the way back to her first substantial appearance in Mewberty. It's not original to a season 2-era greentext series.
>>88212738
>her curves those episodes
Star has a niceness body. SHe just isn't a slut
>>88212770
Dont worry my dude shes moved on past that phase
>>88212769
I guess so, but I'd still like to see it. Though tbqh I can't recall the last time I saw that happen in a cartoon.
>>88212784
She is kind of a slut.
Remember the "boys allowed" sign.
>>88212770
Real punk girls are rare and sensitive like unicorns and don't need your bullying.
>>88212760
>Star goes on a date with Oskar who now sounds super good at the keytar and has improved his singing and lyrics
>He focuses more on his playing than Star
>Meanwhile, Marco doesn't give two shits about Star dating him because he only sees Star as a good friend and he knows Star likes Oskar
>after the end of the episode Oskar points out that the it's not gonna work out between them because Star obviously likes someone else and he likeshis keytar
>episode ends with Marco going on a date with Jackie
>>88212807
Modest*
>>88212752
There's probably a permanent haircut spell in the spell book.
>>88206439
>Star releases the forces of evil
>Rapes Jackie in front of Marco
>Marco lose his right eye and left arm
>Marco is persecuted by the forces of evil and he's phisically and mentally broken, the only motivation he has to live is his hatred for Star
>Season 3 never
>>88208295
What did the Russian girl do to him?
>>88212821
That wouldn't really move anything forward from where we are at the end of Bon Bon though.
>>88212807
Yeah she's a fucking harlot. Talking honestly though she's pretty modest compared to Jackie. Marco literally likes Jackie for her body which she shows a lot.
>>88209224
At least you don't look like a pissy cunt like the english fag
>>88212881
This.
>>88212881
>Marco literally likes Jackie for her body which she shows a lot.
He has liked her since kindergarten
>>88212821
>Oskar spits some emotional wisdom about moving on and finding another passion in life, like him and his keytar
>>88212908
Yes, and?
>>88212908
for her loli body
I want a real answer
why do you all obsess over which 14 year old gets with which 14 year old?
>>88212881
Pretty much this. I ship Jarco for aesthetics
>>88212921
It's something to talk about
>>88212921
To fill the void in my life that ought to contain my own relationships.
>>88212921
been in these not-generals for 2 days and i thought it was a joke
apparently it is not
>>88212921
Because it's fun.
>>88212908
She was the hottest in kindergarten I guess.
>>88212921
Fuck you
>>88212921
Literally why does anyone enjoy fiction at all?
Surely, you must be watching this for the thought provoking themes and commentary on modern society
>>88212921
I'm projecting like the pathetic loveless nerd i am
>>88212881
C A N O N
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>>88212948
Definitely not, people get genuinely upset over ships.
>>88212920
Didn't seem like anything special >>88206409
Starco fans just fucking leave you're shitting up the thread.
>>88212760
I want an episode where Star goes on a date with Janna.
No, seriously. Things are going to be awkward between Star and Marco now, and she is probably going to distance herself from Marco to numb the pain, and concentrate on getting the book back instead. I expect she'll turn more towards Janna now, who is always up for magical shit and is already pretty much BFFs with Star. Especially if the idea that Janna teases Marco because she secretly likes him is true, then Janna is probably sharing some of Star's feelings, which is something they can bond over. School Spirit suggests that Star may be into girls too, and Janna strikes me as someone who would be down to anything anyway.
I don't expect or want them going full Korrasami of course, but I can seem them growing a bit too close in the near future.
>>88212974
I don't take them seriously at all even if I find them fun. Some people get way too committed though.
>>88212921
Shipping is like sports and the show is a tournament, we become enamored at one of the teams and want the teams to win and beat everyone else.
I would also compare it to religion, where "hints" are seen like miracles, and we base the entire ship on gathering hings and talking about the mysteries of the religion ie speculating how the ship will become canon.
It is the allure of identifying and sympathizing with the characters' plights and wanting them to be happy via a partner because we think the characters will be happy with the significant other we pair them with.
>>88212921
Because we enjoy drama. Age doesn't matter.
>>88212979
Maybe because she was in kindergarten? But compared to other yeah she was
>>88213000
The last thing we need is tumblr trying to force more gay shit with people that have repeatedly been shown as straight.
>>88213000
Sounds pretty interesting, though I doubt they would overtly touch on lesbianism tbqh
>>88212921
Actually sir, you're completely mistaken in assuming I'm shipping here. I'm here because I want to fug the 14 yr old bug princess.starco is endgame though faggot
>>88204923
A tranny faggot.
>>88212974
that's silly
>>88212921
Because each combination of 14 year olds could impact the show in a significant way
>>88212921
Better question is, why aren't you?
It happens with all fiction, and the age isn't the point. People like good drama, and sympathize with the characters they like, and want them to be happy.
I want to make Star fell like she's worthless!
>>88213118
Shouldn't have dumped Tom then
>>88213115
>and want them to be happy
this is projection
>>88212921
I like doing it? Its not a very deep topic anon, people do what they like, and we like stories.
>>88213136
Tom was abusive.
>>88213028
>have repeatedly been shown as straight
There is a difference between being attracted to the opposite gender and being straight. The latter automatically means the former, but the former doesn't necessarily mean the latter. Contrary to a popular belief, bisexual people actually exist.
>>88212921
Because i want more rule star.
>>88207974
Ego?
>>88213178
>bisexual people actually exist.
Yeah, Tom is bisexual, Marco is bisexual, Janna and Star are bisexual.
Are there any more bisexuals I should know about?
>>88212921
Because I want to live vicariously though said male 14 year old to live out dreams I couldn't even imagine having. Being able to traverse universes, dimensions, other worlds with such ease. To see the vast and deep cosmos no other human has ever set eyes upon and never will. To find true love in the eyes of a sweet princess who wants nothing more than to be my companion AND my best friend.
To have a legacy, to be part of a family much larger and of way higher status than my own.
I will never be able to experience any of these things in this life. So I put my chips behind a 14 year old mexican boy to do it for me in spirit.Go get her tiger.Oh yea, plus the show is funny and well written and the romance is not extremely heavy handed and is being handled rather well.
You know what pisses me off? Fics where Mewnans are shown weaker than people from Earth. E.g. it's fucking canon that star is stronger than Marco so wtf
>>88213231
Are you me anon? ;_;
>>88213237
Royal blood?
>>88213237
Nobody can defeat humanity's dick.
>>88213231
This. Exactly this.
>>88213231
did VN anon come back?
I want to sniff Marco's anus!
>>88213398
Are you a girl? gay? or just shitposting?
>>88213398
But you already did, Janna
>>88212294
Her dick pic collection
[Spoiler] they're all his[/spoiler]
Also fuck you captcha light house is a real fucking house! People live in them!
>>88212561
Eclypsa stole all the titty genes
>>88213428
>light house is a real fucking house! People live in them!
People haven't lived in lighthouses in years.
Also, just because people living in something doesn't make it a house.
>>88213455
she's cheating by wearing a bust
We all know Starco is endgame because Star and Marco are the main characters and of the opposite sex, whether we like it or not.
what did star mean by this
>>88213537
It means she wants penis.
>>88213516
You make it sound so shallow. It's more than that. Something divine that connects them as if they were made for each other. Something beautiful and more intimate than love. It isn't physical attraction like Jarco but it's something more glorious. It's something they appreciate with their minds because their bodies are shadows of that. It's canon because of their flaws that combined hold each other. That is Starco.
>>88213178
This, i don't act gay or sound gay and am uncouth as fuck plus am usually going for girls. Tits are the best and I would gladly eat pussy until she sIapped me(unrelated fetish) but also love dicks in my mouth.
And my ass.
And rubbing against mine.
And...
Brb gonna go try to find some decent bi porn now because i got a half chub writing that.
>>88213571
She is a foreign exchange student, she came to earth to party and fug
>>88213516
No.
We all know Starco is endgame because the buildup has been gradually and consistently developed throughout the show via well-written interactions and enjoyable chemistry between the two characters.
>>88207372
Fite me https://youtu.be/g444BoxRYHQ
>>88213230
No, probably just tom. Marco might like love sentence but he's straight as fuck, which is why tom lusts after his firm yet plush bum
>>88213617
And because it's already confirmed that one wants to fuck the other
>implying Star/Marco/Jackie isn't endgame
>>88205859
Nah she got that pancake ass
>>88213516
>being this much of a nervous investor
>>88213470
It wanted me to click an apatment. Thee was a light house, two normal houses an apartment block and a bunch of food. Apartments are lived in too, but not single dwelling, and automated lighthouses dont show up on captcha, thats just a pole on a rock with a lamp on it.
Seeing as apartment block is it's own category im not playing it's stupid fucking game.
>THERE
>ARE
>FOUR
>LIGHTS!!!.gif
>>88213668
I don't believe in poly-whatevertheyrecalled relationships and I'm pretty sure neither do Disney execs.
>>88213639
And because we know how basic storytelling works. And what drives the creator of the show.
Is there an AU where Jackie is the magical Mewnie girl and Star is the human Marco has a distant crush on?
>>88213749
>those last two pics
too lewd
do you think star would be into pegging
>>88213749
>he's balding
wew
>>88213730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYwpqQlN1Dw
>I saw her laugh, then she said, then she said... "go away, go away"...
>>88213804
Absolutely.
I'd include a pic to prove my point but I don't want another warning.
drunk star is best star
>>88213843
I don't believe you
>>88213231
ITS TIME TO STOP!
=(
Shit got too real senpai.
How would you comfort a sad Star?
>>88213874
>doubting that Stardom will happen
Come on now. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. When Star gets older, she is going to do unspeakable things to Marco in bed.
>>88213231
anon...
>>88213749
>Original Star was based on Daron's teen years; was miserable, deluded, and alone.
>Final Star is much happier (ordinarily)
What changed?
>Her magic was made real
>She got a Bobby
we need more cucked Jackie
>>88214039
User her vulnerability to seduce her.
>>88212850
Wouldn't she rape Marco and Jackie loses her eye and arm?
>>88213231
now im trying to hold back tears in class. Thanks
>>88214043
wew
>>88213864
>you will never take care of an overly drunken star
>you will never help with her hair while she pukes her guts out
>you will never force her to drink water until she keeps it down
>you will never sit with her all night to make sure she's ok
>you will never help her wash up and brush her teeth for bed
>you will never let her stay in your room because she's scared she'll get sick again
>you will never fall asleep with her in your bed for the first time
>you'll never wake up early to see your little princess still tightly snuggled up in your arms
>you will never cook her a hangover breakfast and continue to nurse her the day afterwards
Life is a cruel mistress.
>>88214224
>you will never cook her a hangover breakfast
All the eggs.
>>88214224
>not even trying to fug her
>>88214224
>you will never force feed her hard boiled eggs until she gives birth to a chicken
>>88214283
dude
>>88214283
Here's your reply.
>>88214283
Please do not reproduce mr edgelord.
>>88213711
But im the other guy in one, we have cuddle sandwiches while watching netflix.
It's nice because i dont have spousal responsibility but i get fugged. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean they don't exist.
>>88214332
>>88214419
>>88214387
What was it?
>>88214456
Some guy that wants to feed Star her own period blood
>>88214456
rudeness
>>88213580
I get what you're sayin, to an extent, but there's one thing you forgot.It's not cannon
>>88214456
A person for whom there should be a legal prohibition to reproduce
>>88214181
>No wheel stand
>Dobling on back wheel
Fucking mewnan magic
>>88214123
Pay attention and graduate.Also draw a kilroy in the textbook!
>>88214181
DELET THIS
>>88214480
it is tho
>>88214224
Why even live then.
This show sucks
>>88214565
what the fuck I hate Star Vs now
>>88214541
How so? Canon would imply that it's happened or happening on the show, regardless of what you want. Whatever ship you like or want, Star and Marco aren't together, unless you meant friends. It could certainly be speculation that it's going to end up with Starco as canon, but until it actually happens, it's non-canon.
>>88214300
I wouldn't be surprised if we have some of the stranger memes on any of the 4chan subsubcultures. And they just keep getting weirder...but how would the chicken's ass smell?
>>88214593
>>88213231
>>88214224
Pls stop contributing to my depression, life is already pretty dull and pointless as it is :(
>>88214594
Oh my bad. It just hurts you know? Although I prefer this than the old hugbox threads I still want to die.
>>88208295
Nah. Dutch girls can't kiss. The cheese smell always ruins the moment.
>>88214473
Starting to think they who do not exist hired one of us... the dissapearing replies have been deserving it. If this gets delorted thats fine, just want them to know my faith in the system has gone up a little these last few days.
>>88214103
But Star loves Marco and she didn't realize it until it was too late. After going full evil, Star just want to hurt Marco
>>88208357
I wish that was true. But unfortunately while dutch girls are nearly always wet, that's only because of the weather over here.
extremely rare Nefcy pic where she looks human
>>88214656
>MFW I was actually both of those people you quoted
>MFW I'm using my creative writing to bum people out, including myself
BUSINESS AS USUAL.
>>88212294
A video of her torturing Marco's previous girlfriend.
>>88214831
But Jackie is his first
>>88214656
Not him, but I didn't think this would upset so many people and I totally related to it, myself. I'm in a fucking mental health respite place right now, my mood disorder(s) can fucking suck but ive been slowly working on them. I guess the fact I didn't have this reaction is a damn good sign.
Chin up, bummed out anons, it can get better, you are a magical princess! Just dip the fuck down.
>Pic related meant to imply acts of externalized violence as a metaphor for kicking ass
>>88214793
Yes, before you ask, it was necessary.
>>88213000
That would be good. I don't really want Star X Janna to become a thing. But i always enjoy some ambiguously gay duo action.
I mean, that's probally the main reason why i liked Fate/Zero so much.
>>88212921
I don't. I'm only here for teh misery and cool fantasy storylines.
>>88214793
>Daron Nefcy confirmed real live Mewnan
>>88213321
A Star vs visual novel? I would play that.
Not sure if i want Star or Marco to be the main character.
>>88213230
Me, also the entire cast of Fate/Stay night.
>>88214900
>Daron Nefcy confirmed real live pirate
>>88214959
You can switch between them
>>88213231
That's pathetic. But i can respect your honesty.
>>88214870
Yes. Who else did you think was getting tortured?
>>88215011
>Telling other people that their hopes and dreams are pathetic.
You are pathetic.
>>88215011
Its not pathetic. Its just a fantasy friend. I don't see how what I said was pathetic. Please, explain why its pathetic if you could.
You don't have to outwardly judge people on here, consider where you are. You're on 4chan for fuck's sake.
>>88212948
To many it is, to others it's not, to most it's kinda both. Like if your ship loses then it's like your home team not taking the cup. We'll live, for the most part even if we may be disaapointed
>>88215048
I'm not telling other people that their hopes and dreams are pathetic. I'm telling them that wanting to live vicariously through a protagonist of a kids show is pathetic.
>>88214686
Don't worry anon, It'll get better. Star will end up happy, probably with marco. Slight chance of it being at Jackie's expense.then I'll be sad ;_;
I want to cut up some orange slices for Star.
>>88215120
What? So fantasize is pathetic now? You are telling me that you haven't fantasized about:
>having a better salary
>being the protagonist in a movie or book
>winning the lottery
>literally anything
That's just in the human brain, bro. Don't just go there desmoralizing people.
>>88215064 I
I got nothing against fantasy. But caring this much about the love life of a fictional character because you want to live vicariously through them is just sad.
Like, is there really that little in your life you can fantasize about? Is it so bleak and hopeless that you have to resort to something like that?
>>88215299
People enjoy the unusual Anon. The life they live is something they already have, so they can't fantasize about it, instead fantasizing about what they don't.
>>88215240
>having a better salary
I've fantasized about having a salary. But that's actually a achievable realistic goal.
>being the protagonist in a movie or book
No. Since most protagonists don't exactly lead particularly enjoyable lives.
>winning the lottery
Not really. I prefer to fantasize about earning money the normal way.
>literally anything
I have. But i only fantasize about things that are theoretically achievable. Like becoming a famous writer, eating in expensive restaurants, owning a turtle.
>>88215389
I get that. But i still think it's stupid people fantasize about the impossible. Instead of simply the unusual.
>>88215225
Awww. Thats adorable. I want to go out of my way to have her try as many earth foods as possible. I just want her to enjoy herself ya know?
>>88215299
>>88215389
Eh, debating the merits and demerits of shipping with a shipper or nanitshipper is like jerking off a nutered dog.
I'll let you both think about that for a bit
https://youtu.be/3pscDRqkFro
>>88213231
>>88215461
What's a nanitshipper?
>>88215299
Anon. I'm a hobbyist writer/musician who's working to build his own family business with his two older brothers. I work 60 hour weeks minimum, i'm working right now. I work weekends, I work holidays.
If i want to dream about eloping with a bug princess to a far off magical dimension, I'm sure as fuck not going to feel a bit of shame about it because you deem it to be "Sad".
Alot of people have very active imaginations. They enjoy fictional characters almost as much as real people. They're inspired by the way they act, or the ideas they represent. People are captivated by stories.
I just don't see how you think you can look down on others because they enjoy a fictional world/concept. If I want to have a crush on a fictional bug princess from another dimension, I'm going to, regardless of your feelings of how "pathetic" it is.
But whatever, I'm just trying to say that you shouldn't judge a stranger on the internet so harshly. Your definition of something being "Sad" is different than mine.
>>88215440
But fantasizing about the impossible is the only way to feel it. I'm never going to be able to become a NASA astronaut and be one of the lucky few to walk on the surface of mars, or get to use magic, yet I can still fantasize about it. I must fantasize about it if I'm ever to get close to a taste of experiencing it.
Yes, you can fantasize about having a better job, a wife and kids, and I'm sure most of us do. Ant that's important, because it lets you keep your goals and dreams in sight. But Imagining the impossible lets you experience things never possible.
>>88215399
Sounds boring.
>>88215488
A typo in anti-shipper
Like they're against shipping
>>88215299
You know, if famous writers heeded your advice, there would be no high fantasy, there would be no sci-fi. Every fantasy story would be about realistic goals in this shitty realistic society. The point of fantasy is to delve into the unreal, the impossible, the intangible. You say you have nothing against fantasy but then say shit like "Is there so little in your life you can fantasize about?"
Say that to someone writing a book in a fucking warzone. He witnessed people from his unit dying in front of him, and had multiple injuries during a host of battles. His name was J.R.R TOLKIEN. If he had conformed to your world view, the entire Lord of the Rings series wouldn't have been written.
>>88215670
You fucking tell him.
I want Star to have a nice day at school today.
>>88215877
>>88215836
You too
I think the really sad one is the guy who gets pissed at people for imagining things. What the hell is wrong with you that you when you get bent out of shape over somebody else's hypothetical arguments about which fictional character will hook up with which?