ITT: Canon Sluts

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>>88199814

>>88199814
>hotdog down a hallway
You hold a common misunderstanding about how vaginas work. They grow and shrink with sexual arousal, not with frequent use. It would be like if I said that a penis can get worn down from lots of sex.

>>88199814
I once knew a girl who vaguely resembled Ramona.
Then I met three others, and it turned out I was thinking of Zooey Deschanel.

>>88199930
t. roastie

>>88199930
Actually, excessive sex in men can lead to erectile dysfunction and urinary incontinence. If I'm not mistaken, incontinence is also a problem for women who are very sexually active as well.

>>88200008
I can assure you my dick is not a roastie.

>>88200049
But not physically worn down like a pencil which is what I was talking about.

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>>88199814

>>88199930
They cant?

>>88199814
>implying you wouldn't if it was offered

>>88200008
>admitting to being a virgin

>>88199930
>I have never had a sexual partner

>>88200000
I alao once knew a chick who looked almost identical to Ramona
Irnically, she did date two asian twins, a skater, and a vegan guy
We used to joke about how I'd have to fight her evil ex boyfriends
Then I became an evil ex boyfriend

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>>88199814

>>88200099
Somehow being a slut only makes her more attractive.

>>88200164
T. Gideon

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>>88199930
>penises are vaginas

>>88200689
>analogies are hard

>>88199858
Can't be a slut without ever having sex.

>>88200099
>implying homewrecking
Star had that Latino bubblebutt across the hall from her for months. It's her own damn fault for not tapping it.

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>>88200689

This comic series is legitimately disgusting and pathetic.

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>>88200136

>That desperate for an easy lay

>>88200421
Start the League...

>>88199814
>had sex with 7 people (didn't fuck Matthew Patel)
>all while in relationships with them

i don't think you know what a slut is

also this is like the 10th time you've made this thread. why does this fictional character trigger your autism so much?

>>88200941
it's not. she's actually a pretty cute tranny too

>>88199814
If you count transexuals I've had sex with way more dudes than her

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>>88201080

>She

>>88201113
yep. that's what i said.

>>88201085

Fuck... . You just reminded how i found out i was degenerate. I was talking with a friend and came to the conclusion i've had more dicks than her in my life despite being a guy who doesn't fancy himself gay.

>>88201113
Have

>>88201187
Haha, I eventually told my friends I was into trannies surprisingly no shit was given. But I said you should try it. They give the best fucking head. Older women do not give good head.

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>>88201014
>implying
Is it too much to be able to fuck a chick with blue hair in a frilly mini-skirt just once? Literally, just one time so I can say I did

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>>88199930
jesus fucking christ, /co/, this is why you're a laughingstock

>>88201187

If it has XY chromosomes, it's a man. It should come as no surprise that you are a huge faggot after all the dick you've been sucking.

>>88200941
Nah, this guy is alright.
That looks like the only webcomic of a tranny being a tranny instead of preachy tumblr shit

>>88201398
>facts are tumblr
k

>>88201187
You're gay bro, nothing wrong with it
Just accept it

>>88201080
PROOF

>>88201408
How about if part of it has xx and another part has xy like in mosaicism or chimerism? Or are all xxy like in kleinefelter syndrome? Or just one x, like in Turner syndrome?

>>88200878
>Can't be a slut without ever having sex.
You are aware they fucked at some point during Love is an open door.

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>>88199814
Francine is canonically a super slut. She has a rose bush planted for each man she fucked, and she has the biggest bush in the garden.

Even though Ramona is a slut, I still like her in the comics, (not in the movie) she's pretty, funny, caring, and fit well into Scott's circle of friends. Scott's life is what I wanted my life to be like after I graduated college, I read the comic when I was 23, just like Scott was. Unfortunately, my life after college was filled with virginity, disappointment, and loneliness, and I'm 30 now.

>>88201601
For real. Someone with androgen insensitivity syndrome would have XY chromosomes and have no idea. She would be treated as female by everyone her entire life. /co/ can't into biology.

>>88201398
>Red nose

Finally the best version.

>>88201680
>wanted to be an unemployed loser playing in a garage band and dating a slut
Reach for the stars, eh?

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>>88201601

How many trannies have you met where this was the case? Considering those birth date extremely rare, I'm just going call you on your tumblr bullshit.

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>>88201790
Scott had a lot of friends and went to parties. A lot of people loved him. He spent his weekends going to parties instead of alone on the computer.

And he did get a job in volume 4 I think.

>>88201903
>And he did get a job in volume 4 I think.

Wasn't it working retail?

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>>88201903

>Wanting to booze it up with vapid faggots
>Not just boozing it up in the comfort of your own home

What a sad life you live.

>>88201918
All he did was be in the back of a cafe cutting up food.

>>88199930
t.cuck

>>88200689
What's this from?

>>88201918
He worked at a vegan restaurant. Its a start at least. Volume 4 was set during 2007, the Great Recession, so you can't blame Scott for not being so successful right after college.

>>88201575
What would an actual woman need to "untuck" in her pants?

>>88201259

Yeah, i've been with two trannies. Even dated one for a few weeks.

>>88201408
>>88201513

How can i be gay if i like chicks? I just fuck dudes on the side. It's not even my main thing.

>>88202076
he's asking for proof that the author is an attractive transsexual

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>>88202076

>2016

>>88201878
>Being so triggered you need to touch one

>>88202174
>Girl penis
That's not how biology works

>>88202122

>Chicks

Uh... Anon, I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.

>>88202174
I can't fight that logic. Otherwise, futa would be gay, which it isn't.

>>88202199

Is it? I've seen clits so big you could have a good fun sucking them as if they were the real thing.

>>88202199
>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

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>>88202122
So, anon, what you're saying is YOU'RE the canon slut

>>88202231
>Thinks girl isn't a biolgical term

>>88202230

Trap porn doesn't count.

>>88202263
>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

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>some greasy teen calls her a MILF over the store's loudspeaker system thingy
>she not only takes it astride but is also flattered
>is probably single and wouldve taken that kid's pasty dick if he asked her out directly

>desperate milfs fucking random losers is my fetish
her only fault was she was preparing too many different food types judging by the fact that it was already night time and it seems as though theres no one else at home other than her

>>88201014

>>88201328 makes a solid point here. Ramona's a cute, just with a terrible personality. Are you really going to be the moralfag who says "I believe in the spiritual and moral virtue of chastity before marriage" at the party, or are you going to fuck her?

>>88202213

No, they were women. With vagina and all.

>>88202237

Yeah... i kinda am. It's funny, but knowing it makes me sad. I had people actually asking for my medical record in order to be able to sleep with me in clear conscience.

>>88202284
>Thinks 'gir' isn't a biological term

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>>88202314

>Having standards and self-respect is moralfagging

>>88202280

My friend, actually. She can't wear leggings and tight shorts because of it.

>>88202362
>Thinks 'girl' is a biological term

>>88202387

Men having "standards" during a booze-fest when a hot girl wants his dick right there and then is really... odd. It's one thing when the guy has a girlfriend, but then where is she? And even then is weird. Another is when the guy is single.

Are you gay, anon?

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>>88202389

>Sucking trap dick

>>88202490

It's a fucking clit!

>>88201903
Eh. Scott was a bit of an oblivious dick.
Did we read the same comic?

>>88201903
>He spent his weekends going to parties instead of alone on the computer.
But being alone on the computer is better than going to parties when most young people today are normies and degenerates

>>88202387
You'd have to fucking know. Unless she's the local urinal you really wouldn't know unless you asked, in which case you have to have considered fucking her, but then actively turned her down because she has too much sex.

There's standards, and then there's moralfagging.

>>88202469

>Hurr you don't like fucking sluts? What are you, gay?

Nah, I just don't feel like catching an std or fucking a slut. You must be compensating for something if you're that desperate for a lay.

>>88202599

Men just don't turn down easy sex.

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>>88202502

>I-it's a fucking clit!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, homo.

>>88202587

>Unless she's the local urinal you really wouldn't know unless you asked

Like that matters.

It's way worse to be the only one that never fucked that girl the entire town fucked than being in said list.

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guys. stop arguing with retards.

post sluts

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total slut for shota dick

but she ashy af

>>88202623
Except now that colleges can have you charged with rape for fucking a girl who is in the same room as beer

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>>88202587

>Ramona isn't the local urinal

>>88202389
Have you ever sucked it?

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do IRL sluts count?

>>88202555
As opposed to /co/, which as we all know has neither.

>>88202804

Just took a look.

>>88202303
>not stocking up for the whole week

wew laddo

>>88202666
At what point does she become a slut though? Again, it's easy to make that call with the extreme cases, but the line gets blurry real fucking fast. Virgins give mediocre sex, and they don't exactly grow on trees in any case.

>>88202230
No pee hole, no penis

>>88202937

>Mommy, what's a slut?

Underage b& detected.

>>88202937

>At what point does she become a slut though?

Everyone has their own calculator when it comes to that. In mine a girl becomes a slut when more than two of my friends fucked her. Bonus point if it took place in a public space.

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>>88202937
okay time to end this.

ramona IS a slut both in terms of being sexually active and in terms of being unfaithful.

you seem to be forgetting that not only does she just leave relationships at the slightest hint of trouble completely leaving her current partner with emotional baggage. its also made clear that she dated the katayanagi twins AT THE SAME TIME.

meaning she used them both for sex (since she was established to be sexually active by the time roxy came up) and also used them emotionally as well.

TLDR : ramona is a slut in all senses of the word and her whole character arc is her realizing her mistakes and to learn to stay with scott and resolve things rather than running away again.

now PLEASE can we just return to posting images of sluts

>>88203086

Who hurt you, anon?

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>>88203300

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>Edna Krabappel
>Becomes school teacher
>Sleeps with Principal Skinner
>Relationship with Skinner goes nowhere
>Sleeps with most of the male characters in Springfield
>Sleeps with future Bart
>Marries Ned Flanders
>Dies

>>88203003
Is a girl who's had sex twice a slut? Obviously not. Is a girl who's had sex twice with each of your friends a slut? Probably. Is a girl who's had sex twenty times with twenty people you don't know a slut? Probably.

That's where the ambiguity lies.

>>88203086, yeah you won this argument. Ramona being a slut is a genuine character trait. I just want to make it clear that there's no defined "slut-line".

>>88203321
wow shulk is a real player isnt she

>>88200941
Women are disgusting.

>>88203418

>t. cuck

>>88203418

>Is a girl who's had sex twenty times with twenty people you don't know a slut? Probably.

Depends on the time space. If it was in a quick succession, then yes. If there was a good time between each, then no.

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>>88203493

>Women

>>88200878
Anna's a slut by most standards. Meets man, gets engaged, merts another, breaks off engagement, rebound kisses man within DAYS, not even a week, is fucked-up slut behavior.

Sluts don't know when to stop or how to live without social interaction.

>>88203496
If you can't handle a woman who's had sex twice you have bigger problems than black men fucking your waifus.

>>88201398
>>88201760

i thought the hair turned blue in this version

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>>88203971

>>88204239
truly the tumblr nose ruined mankind

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>>88204239
Just for the sake of rounding it out

>>88204316

>No Nazi armband

:'(

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REMEMBER TO STAY AWAY, /co/.

IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE.

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"I'm not like those other girls."

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>>88204506
The best relationship of my life was with a girl who could fit in that image.
But yeah, I don't have a picture to make a huge generalization so you must be right.

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>>88204506
What in the name of Christ is that thing on the bottom right center? A white toad spliced with the DNA of the Spot?

>>88204690
Ludicrously venomous octopus

>>88204715
Shit man, that's a Lovecraftapus.

>>88199858
yep

>>88202314
Original anon who you asked here. Anyone who would bump into her at a party and not consider a lay for even a little bit is confirmed gayer than aids. Anything beyond a hit and quit though is up to that person I guess.

>>88202769
>muh rape accusations
ayy so you're one of those whiners then
How sad it is to be so afraid of a single quickie

High school is wanting to fight for Ramona.

Adulthood is knowing either Knives, Pines, or the Blondie lusting for Scott's dick are all better choices.

>>88204739
We also haven't developed an antivenom, so if it bites you, you're extra super dead

>>88201680
My life was Scott's. I was a jobless loser put out on my ass at 18 in a college town. I bummed off of 2 guys I was friends with until I started dating a girl with pink hair and got a job. Just replace the making music with drawing. It sucked by the way. Now I'm 25 an wish I would've had more support but instead I'm going to be a wageslave the rest of my life. But at least I got the hot hipster girlfriend eh?

>>88201903
I did the party thing. It was always either, a complete and total waste of time, a bad idea because I would get shit faced, or an unfortunate place for me to make an ass of myself and eventually hate the people I used to want to drink with. You didn't miss out anon.

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>/co/ is full of furries and faggots

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>>88205380
You sound surprised.

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>>88199930
Right, so women who are completely comfortable with sex are less pleasurable to have sex with since tightness is a really basic aspect of sexual pleasure for those with penises.
Doesn't help that most women, even those who are sluts, don't actually know how to have good sex.

Maybe that's just my experience but the standards for active performance are really low for women, most guys are happy enough to get some and don't care much if women are participating much. Even women who have had a solid number of partners (We're talking double digits by 22) are generally pretty bad in my opinion

Also, for the ITT, pic related

>>88205380
Is this surprising to anyone

>>88203190
Ramona.

>>88205421
>>88205443

It just makes me sad that this used to be a place that had power girl threads 24/7 and now it's all about what furry dick they want to suck the most.

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>>88205508

I think you need to sort out some of your woes for the current situation /co/ is in.

I remember when a majority of threads where about Kanga.

>>88201918
Food service, so a similar field of work

>>88202051
Considering his parents paid for a new apartment in Toronto, I can't imagine he had a lot of financial burdens or economic hardships that prevented him from finding a better job. Not saying the economy couldn't hold him back, but his own actions I think were more of a burden to him than economic conditions

>>88202122
>It's not even my main thing.

You have a point...

>>88202875

>Tfw your female friends will never casually show their genitals to you

>>88207600

>tfw you're so autistic none of your female "friends" want you anywhere near their genitals

Ftfy

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>>88199814

>>88204506
2nd and 4th from left to right are kinda cute.

But what in the love of god is the thing on the far right?

No, I'm not talking about the mushroom.

>>88201398
haha xD

>>88201408
This might not be the best place to ask it but what does XXY count as? I've always wondered.

>>88209664
Someone with extra chromosomes is typically known as "mentally retarded"

>>88204673
Yeah, it really depends what kind of subculture they're into. If the girls with colored hair and piercings are actual punks or goths into those music scenes they're more likely to be chill. tumblr-types just appropriate those styles and tone them down so as to be "different, but not too different" and don't actually have any interests beyond scanning media they don't actually consume to find things to be outraged about.

>>88202199
There's such a thing as man boobs, why can't there be a girl penis? After all, it's just a developed clitoris.

>>88201080
Now look what you've done. You shits always need to ruin any thread out there do you?

>>88204316

> no nazi armband
> no hitler stash
> no nazi clothes

Why are liberals so lazy?

>>88203364
>>Sleeps with future Bart
>>Marries Ned Flanders
>>Dies

How does it even work?

>>88201680
So you're saying that if you still haven't gotten laid past 21 and still browse 4chan, just give up?

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>>88200099
That's not Star

>>88203493
Agreed but the joke of the comic is that she's a thai whore tranny degenerate fuckhead, may have been written a little too subtle

>>88204316
Needs the nazi armband like people said but I love the concept. Pretty much half of /co/ is either tumblr or pol at this point, it's kind of amusing.

>>88205653
That was a weird FotM, even for /co/.

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>>88200732
>analogies can be random and have no comparative logic to them
Yeah, look like they are for you.

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>>88199814

>>88211519
Really activates my almonds.

>>88201398
>jesus fucking christ, /co/, this is why you're a laughingstock
/co/ as liberals is pretty shitty. even /his/ and /lit/'s liberals have more backbone than /co/

>>88210809
Chromasomes producing testes and a prostate.

>>88203418
>Is a girl who's had sex twenty times with twenty people you don't know a slut? Probably.
>probably
nigga, you srs? Any girl who had more than 10 sexual partners is most definitely a grade A slut

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His official playlist is full of slut jams.

>>88211115
>"Boys Allowed" sign

>Falls for masked man, gives him bedroom eyes after like 30 seconds

>probably banged Tom at some point

There's a case that could be made

>>88212473
>all of the theatrics and rage issues are about Tom compensating for being a 0 in bed
Makes sense.

>>88205234
I mean.........pics or it didn't happen.

That one girl you like.

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>>88199814

>>88213280
Damn OP, you got rekt by Boco.

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>>88213280
You got that right

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This bitch.
>>88213280
Says the guy who has a bloody whore as waif.

>>88213419

Saw that coming.

>>88200092
oh, so you're just a nu-male cuck

>>88200136
>implying you wouldn't if it was offered

m8 why would I want a ramona if I could a knives or lisa instead

>>88201042
>i don't think you know what a slut is
Any woman who has carnal relations outside of the sanctifying bond of holy matrimony, or for any purpose other than procreation, or in any position other than missionary.

>>88214467
>>88214481

Jessica Rabbit wannabe in a shitty movie.

>>88200689
Welcome to 2016

>>88210856
i think you have me mistaken for a /pol/fag

>>88204506
This image is retarded, there are also examples of bright colours in nature indicating sexual desirability (eg peacock feathers)

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it has been confirmed that Owl has had over 100 sexual partners

Including Werewolf Jones

>>88214725
>shitty
Only if you compare it with Roger Rabbit.

>>88201695
>>88201601
SUFFER NOT THE MUTANT TO LIVE