HEY /CO/! HERMEY DOESN'T WANT TO MAKE TOYS!

What a faggot you are Hermey, push your own weight and stop being fucking lazy gibsmedat.

Yeah? Whats he want to do instead?

>>88171088
He wants to be a dentist

>>88171108
Can't fault a man for wantin' to fill a few cavities, can you?

>>88171013
>North Pole, 1943. One of the elves in the work camps has publicly expressed disobedience. He will be made an example.

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>>88171108

Gaaaaaaaaay!

>>88171108
So what if you care if he wants to be a dentist, assmunch?

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>>88171108
>a dentist

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>>88171108
what a fag

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>>88171013
>Head Elf changes his voice to a more elf-like tone in Santa's presence, screams at elves in Normal voice when he leaves the room
I never got that until recently

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>>88171187
>>88171495
>>88171879

>Not wanting to be a Dentist

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>>88171986
insted of making toys?! the fuck is wrong with you blue?

>>88171108
>>88171013
KILL THE HERETIC

>>88171108
>doesn't want to make toys to make children happy
>instead wants a job that causes children fear and pain

Hermey is a sick fucking freak.

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>>88171986
>not wanting to make toys

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>Be a dentist
>Get paid for providing a quality service

>Be a toymaker
>Unpaid labor for a fatman that only delivers toys to two or three countries in the world

Hermey did nothing wrong.

>>88172842
Nigga's gonna lead the elf uprising, he's fucking Dobby

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>>88171108
>Elves
>Being dentists

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>>88171986
This

>200K a year just to look in people's mouths
>retire at 35
>implying hammering together wood seesaws is better

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>>88171108
Can't fault the little shit because he would be getting paid 4 times more than what you're paying us KING ASS HAT!

>>88171013
But clearly, he is no elf. It is not his purpose.

>>88172842
>America
>Canada
>All the latin countries
>All those Europoor countries
>Japan
That's more than three.

>>88171013
THEN HE'LL MAKE US CUM. HOLD THE LITTLE FAGGOT DOWN. IF HE WON'T MAKE A RUNNING TRAIN, WE'LL RUN A TRAIN ON HIM.

>>88172294
something something in-character something something angry something something here's a pic of a dental abscess I deliberately didn't include

he wants to be a rabbi!

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Oh cmon guys, he'll still work on dolls...

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>>88176847
Jesus christ, burn that

>>88176847
>RobotNaziZombi.jpg

>>88171013
>>88172888
>>88172962
>Elves have pointed ears.
>Hermey doesn't.

Maybe that's why he didn't want to make toys.

>>88171013
Hermes is a hobbit, not an elf. Plus he wants to bake cookies, like his adoptive parents, the Keeblers.