What is his endgame?

>>88169348
1 billion +

>>88169348
Being Groot.

>>88169348
I am Groot.

>>88169348
Selling a shitton of merchandise.

>>88169348
seize the means of production

>>88169348
I am Groot, I am Groot. I.... am Groot.

We are Groot.

we want the meme character audience

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>>88169348
to sell toys.

this character getting popular is fucking embarrasing and even more so the fact that is yout typical ''cute tallking CGI shit'' that Hollywood puts on their product movies all the time

>>88169348
I hate it, especially as a baby, I want to bully Groot until he cries and do things that are bad to wood to him

It reminds me of how I always hated Stuart Little, I used to fantasize about bullying him and making him cry and then torturing him and slowly pouring water while he's in something until he drowns, Groot has made me feel like I always felt about Stuart and I hate him

>>88169348
to grow big and strong

Provide the mouse with office furnishings.

>>88169348
become groot sell fluffy baby groots

>>88169348
ALLAHU GROOTBAR

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>>88169570
Tell me more about your fantasies anon

>>88169409
the fact that this wasn't the first post means we lost

>>88169409
Yes I see your highness! How Brilliant!

>>88169570
At the very least since you're posting on 4chan we don't have to worry about you spreading your crazy person genes anywhere. Just in case though, go to mexico and get a back alley castration procedure.

>I am Groot

I am Groot

>>88169348
Becoming Rocket's husbando.

>>88169570
>It reminds me of how I always hated Stuart Little,
You mentioned that in the other thread about child characters that make people mad. Shut up about it for one day, would you?

>>88169348
Making me realize how much more I preferred the other Groot.

>>88169348
Being Cute

le I am Groot XD

They literally turned him into a minion.

>>88169348
Giant sentient Tree/Spaceship.
Not even kidding.
Some one post the page from the captain america issue leading up to Secret Wars.

>>88169348
Mantis will make him bigger.

>>88169348
Being Groot.

>>88169570
'the fuck's wrong with you?

>>88169368
underrated

>>88177626
Mantis made me bigger already.

Double the net value of Pop!