What's his deepest, darkest secret?

There are some things his reflexes aren't quick enough to catch before they go over his head.

>>88152937
He has sexual love for Star Lord.

>>88152937
He actually does understand metaphors. He was just being a smartass.

>>88152937
He likes to play the saxophone when no one is around.

>>88152937
His penis looks a lot like a Salandit

>>88152937
He knows that deep deep down inside he is a weak small man who is the type to die, unnoted, in a meaningless traffic accident.

>>88152937
That he sucks in MMA.

>>88152937
He wants the cake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbgf5BC_s-4&t=0s

>>88153194
i had to google that
>#757
wtf happened to 150 pokemons?

Why did they give him blue eyes? He looks fucking weird.

>>88153739
>150
Nostalgia fags can't even remember right.
There was 151

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>>88153676
>>88153729

>>88152937
An unrelenting urge to collect lunchboxes.

>>88153676
i thought woody woodpecker was dead

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>>88152937
He orders steak well done and puts ketchup on it.

>>88152937
He liked BvS

>>88153739
I want to play Pokemon again, but I don't want to have to own several games to collect them all. I'm a competitionist, but I'm not a masochist.

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>>88152937
He wants to bang the milf bunn.

>>88154798
That's what trading is for. Now you can do it on the internet so you don't even need friends.

>>88152937
He got his family killed

>>88154929
But what if I develop an irrational bond towards my pokemon and never liked trading?

>>88154929
I never understood how evolving by trading was supposed to work. Let's say you want a Gengar and trade over a Haunter so it can evolve. Does this mean the person you sent the Haunter to receives the Gengar? What if they cut and run at that point and you never see them again?

>>88154989
then you are playing the game wrong because trading was always the point

>>88154798
They make it super easy to catch em all now since each games regional dex is around 300-400 Pokemon per game. If you own Pokemon XY, Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire, and Sun and Moon, you can probably catch every Pokemon aside from a few exceptions like gift Pokemon, which they have been handing out like candy for the 20th Anniversery.

He prefers being called a dictionary, that's why he doesn't want to be called a thesaurus.

>>88155195
That is what the gts is for, you trade a haunter for a haunter and you both get what you want.

>>88152988
10/10

>>88152988

This post is indeed dark but it is not secret.

>>88152937
He fucked Rocket

He hit the ground first that time Cena accidentally doubled KOd him.

>>88152937
He once killed a man with a Basketball

>>88158115

Groot killed a man with a teacup.

>>88153133
I want this. Boy, do I want this.

>>88153174
kek, I just did that quest with my nephew in lego marvel

it would be neat if he was an alien musician before ronan/thanos killed his family

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>>88154798
Just start at Sun and Moon. It's bretty gud and has no national dex. You don't have to spend hours collecting fucktons of pokermen in previous gaems.
Get Sun though. It's legendary is shit, but it has Roidsquito, which is GOAT

>>88156255
"If you must refer to me by the name of a book, refer to me as a dictionary. Dictionaries are useful. They tell you about words you did not previously know the meaning of. Thesauruses are not useful. They just give you new names for words you already know. Thesauruses are for smartasses."

>>88158289
But anorexic mantis is the better bug

>>88158420
This is bullshit. typically a thesaurus will list several words that are similar but next exact interchangeable synonyms, and learning the nuances between them isn't redundant. It allows you to do more with less, giving a more precise description with fewer words, and improving your ability to imply lots of different moods or tones to a description of what is otherwise the same thing or event. a get together and an appointment could refer to the same thing, but they create two very different impressions.

>I take everything literally
>I think of the kree as paper people

???

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>>88158462
You fucking take that back right now.

>>88158620
>fast as fuck BOI
>hi jump kick
>infinitely better shiny

>>88154989
then you either catch or breed pokemon you are willing to trade.

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>>88154537
I like always like the obvious, meme-y posts like yours that don't try too hard to be clever

>>88158557
So that's what "I am Groot" means.

>>88152937
hemorrhoids

>>88158676
>picking a glass cannon over pure tank
>superpower
>polished shit is better than normal shit
woooow

>>88152937
that fucking face

>>88158938
>super power on a tank
>super power in general

>>88158619
>I like to think of the Sakaarans as paper people.

He can do similes, not metaphors. If he said the Sakaarans ARE paper people it would be wrong.

>>88158976
i-its good, i swear. superpower + counter is a great combo. fuck you.

>>88159077
>FUCKING COUNTER
If I was going to use counter I'd use either Chansey or Wobbuffet

>>88159095
the two i caught came with counter. i worked with what i got, mang. and it worked bretty well desu

>>88153739
>>88153971
Worst part is that gen2 came only three years after gen1. it's been twenty years now, and there are still people who call themselves pokémon fans just because they were into pokémon during that brief time when it was literally the most popular franchise on the planet.

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>>88152937
That scene made me realize how badly I want Moondragon in these. :(

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>>88152937
He actually IS a princess.

>>88158115
Was waiting for that one.
>>88158163
This one was unexpected but likewise appreciated.

>>88160714
He has an animal sidekick, all he needs is a dress.

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>that fucking laugh
This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a Marvel movie, I kekked

>>88159527
>Moondragon, you feel sexual love for him... and her... and her... and him... and them... and me???

>>88153256
I understood that reference.

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>>88152937
He thinks Star-Lord's ass is kinda nice.

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>>88161198
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE ;_;

>>88161502
When the jaaaaazz man testifies!

>>88161528
A FAITHLESS MAN BELIEVES!

>>88161502
I think Heather legit has a great dynamic for the team, but I don't see Hollywood using her in a satisfactory way. They probably want to hold off crowding out the cast too much in the first place.

>>88152937
Is that bendis

>>88161542
Th-there's always vol. 3...
She can bring Phylla.

>>88159480
Because after G2 you had the worst Pokemon game of all time, and the slightly improved sequels never got good again

>>88161567
Oh man I would love to see Phyla-Vell.

>>88152937
He still misses the Nesquik bunny... blame it on the bunny and all that, "but ma it wasn't me it was the..(bunny has disappeared)".

>>88161598
And it'd be after Captain Marvel, so there'd be precedent!

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>>88152937
Ronan didn't kill his family, he did it himself.

>>88161502
What he's playing, /co/?

>>88162053
Baker Street.
If there's a sax the answer will always, always be Baker Street.

>>88153024
Dammit went on this thread to post this.

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>>88152937
He was defeated by A manlet goat

>>88162229
...rumour in the gym's locker room is never mind being only 5'7" (and 5 sixteenths) doesn't even do weights, all the beefcakes were saying if they could just catch him every time he runs away they'd smack the poo out of him for his cheekiness.

>>88152937
His massive dick.

I'm not joking. Batista's cock causes problems.

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>>88162229
And it was fucking sweet.

>>88152937
He views the Guardians as familial surrogates and thinks of all them as his children.

>>88162397
How long is Batista's cock?

>>88163185
gargantual

>>88153739
150 Pokemon stopped being a thing seventeen years ago, anon.

>>88152937
Why did Gunn think it was a good idea to make Drax child-minded and autistic?

>>88163325
Because that's what Drax was actually like before Annihilation. In fact, he was even dumber.

>>88163359
And before that he wasn't, so why use the shittiest portrayal the comics featured?

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>>88161584
I liked gen 3 :(

>>88163401
Because no one aside from you cares about your garbage opinion on what is Drax's shittiest portrayal, faggot.

>>88158852
Season 2 is gonna be great

>>88163553
Doesn't change the fact it's the shittiest portrayal :^)

>>88152937
he faps to yaoi

Is this Drax more retarded than comic Drax? I don't even know at this point, comic Drax is pretty retarded but this Drax seems to be twice as retarded as the previous movie.

>>88163763
More of an autist than a retard

>>88161584
Fight me

>>88152937
Fear of public speaking

>>88162053
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7dg8vRDM68

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>>88161502
>the Draxophonist
I get it now

>>88162053
Careless Whisper

>>88161175
It reminded me of those posts on here where someone just puts "AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA" and then again in spoilers and that's always super obnoxious to me.

>>88162053
Clearly he's beefy enough that there's only one option: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw

>>88159480
Think about it this way. There are Star Wars fans that just lived through ANH, ESB and RotJ. They never played X-wing/Tie Fighter. They never read Heir to the Empire. They don't know who Thrawn, Daala, Pelaeon, Kyp Durron, Corran Horn, or even Jacen and Jaina are. They can't name any of the lightsaber forms. They don't know the difference between a TIE Advanced X1 and a TIE Avenger. They don't know how using force choke gains one dark side points but using force push doesn't. They haven't experienced punching out a Krayt Dragon as a weaponless Kyle Katarn. They definitely don't know how Darth Revan came about or that the Sith were a force to be reckoned with thousands of years before ANH.

But they're still Star Wars fans. And I wouldn't fault them for that.

>>88164636
I dont know. In this case it's almost more like a Star Wars fan who only saw the first one complaining about Darth Vader being Leia's dad in TFA.

>>88156664
>trades a haunter holding an everstone

>>88164636
That actually does put it in perspective, thanks. Wow you're such a fucking nerd.

>>88164636
That's not a good comparaison. Being a Star Wars fan and never having played X-Wing is the equivalant of being a Pokémon fan who don't play the TCG. On the other hand, skipping a gen is pretty much skipping a movie.

>HHH is a huge nerd

oh wait that's not a secret my bad

>>88152937
Before becoming the Destroyer, he was human.

In the New 52, the Kent's neighbors were a black family, and after his parents died, Clark left their farm to them because they were such close friends. Do these people even read comics?

>>88165320
Wrong thread?

>>88164636
I just pity the kids whose first Star Wars movie was TFA.

>>88165082
Most wrestlers are huge nerds.

>>88165558
>THE HORROR