Welcome to Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

I didn't actually mean to come here at all, I just got lost and I'm too embarrassed to back down!

I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast

>>88127450
yeah, so?

>>88127931
The other way around

>>88127396
As tough as your dick.

>>88127971
what? he says "yeah" before "so"

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>>88127971
uhh, all right this way.

I read Assigned Male and only threw up for 43 minutes.

>>88127396

How TOUGH I AM?
Last week while knitting a new purse I realised that I had ran out of pink wool so I rode my e-bicycle all the three blocks to the shop and when they told me they were out of that color I threw everthing in the wind and took a brighter mauve one instead!

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>>88127396
I'm so tough I can refrain from calling OPs faggots.

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>>88127396
Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how fresh are ya?

>>88127396
I didn't cry when Old Yeller died.

I fapped to Sonichu.

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I once told a guy to have a good day
and I didn't mean it

I got prescribed tablets to be taken once every meal.

I skipped the lunch tablet