Whomp

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>>88122244
> not laughing at the zit butt

>>88122244
damn it Agrias

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a shitty edit for all your reaction needs!

>girl
>not wanting to pop zits

Girls are fucking weird and totally love popping zits. Even for other people.

>>88122244
>What's that? A Whomp comic that isn't about anime, videogames, being fat, making comics or anime?
Still a butt joke.

>>88122705
my current gf couldn't care less, but it was an obsession for the last one. my shoulders got acne a decent amount of hte time and I'd have to stay prepared or she'd descend.

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>>88122705
>mfw I'm a dude and enjoy getting rid of my zits.
Does that mean I'm actually a girl?

>>88123109
I don't enjoy popping zits but I used to spend hours popping my cat's fleas in between my nails

>>88123109
Yup, get your hormones and create a tumblr account.

>>88122705
Can confirm, this is true. After I get home from work, my gf loves to go to town on my back and then we take a shower. It's super gross, but I guess I can't complain about having someone love me so much they want to rid me of backne.

>>88123109
Naw. For some people it feels pretty good and cleansing . I'm pretty neutral .

>>88123159
Holy shit, check yourself into a mental ward you damn mini-Dahmer.

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>>88122966
butt jokes are the pinnacle of comedy

>>88122244
>OVER 20lbs. OF ZITS & ASS!!

>>88122705
Can confirm
I do this to my bf all the time, I dont even notice I'm doing it sometimes, it just happens
I wonder why this is though, maybe something to do with some kind of grooming instinct?

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>>88122244
Did anyone ever figure out what this thing is?

>>88123109
I think it's normal for guys in general to enjoy doing shit with our hands all the time, but women have that same general urge, it's kind of a species thing.. we always need to use our hands.. raccoons have it too, that whole 'washing' thing they do in captivity is because they dont have enough things to obsessively touch and fiddle with.
i've got enough OCD i've gotta pick or bite at anything on my skin
>>88123159
I could see that if not for the fact that... yknow.. they're fleas.. you need to just fucking get rid of those and be bothered about coming anywhere near them lest they take up residence on you and your posessions.

>>88125417
it looks like a spark plug but it could also be a thumb-tack

my own theory is that it's one of those micro-sized screw drivers for a glasses set. depending on if the end has a taper to it

>>88125417
apparently is some kind of pen tip thing

>>88122244
Zit butt is a nightmare. No idea why someone would want it.

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Also is this fucking real? can you just leave it running in the background like bitcoins? because an extra 6 bucks an hour would seriously improve my wallet.

>>88126011
Yes you can make pennies for watching ads, but like with everything that sounds too good to be true, it isn't practical.

You have to go through a bunch of surveys before each ad runs to see if you're in the right demographic for them so you can't just have them all autoplay. What's worse is that after the survey they could decide you're not the right demographic and not show you the ad at all, so you waste a bunch of time and get nothing.

Also, you have to be alert and choose to see the ads whenever they go up, it's like picking jobs from a job board. If you get there too late, the ad might have been pulled so again you get nothing. It basically becomes enough of a hassle that it's like a second job, and translating hours spent clicking to payment, you'd be getting something really shitty like $2/hour. It's only worth it if you're extremely poor and/or have a ton of free time.

>>88122244
Well it is about being gross.
>It's also not funny
See? Same as usual.

>>88126011
You're better off donating blood plasma.

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> Tfw my friend once begged and tried to pop a few of my back pimples

>>88123109
Did you just assume your own gender?

>>88126198

What site do you use for this?

>>88126198
ah okay, the same as the survey shit.
though I have done enough of those over time to get a few hundred a year in free gamestop shit

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>there are people out there who would rather go out in public with their disgusting swollen, inflamed zits than manageable little scabs

>>88126290
I do this, I can make like $300 bucks a month while I get to fuck around on my computer anyway. I'm down a hand, but who needs two hands to go on /co/ anyway?

>>88126451
>I donate plasma
>Now I'm missing a hand

[Desire to know more intensifies]

>>88122244
ive been seing this comic being posted on threads for a while now.
is it /co/´s favorite webcomic or something?

>>88126478
Like I'm down an arm when I'm donating because I have a needle jabbed in the crook of my arm. My arm is completely fine. I do have a ridiculous amount of scar tissue though. My vein has actually made a popping noise when the needle has gone in, no pain, just really odd.

>>88126537
Stop

You're spooking me.

>donated so much that you become plasma man

>>88126478
While you donate, one arm is occupied the whole time. Takes like an hour.

>>88126429
what the fuck was with teaching us all as kids not to pop them? they said you could get an infection, even a dangerous one that would cause blockage of the blood vessels that feed your brain..
i have never once gotten an infected popped zit. Last time I checked, a zit IS an infection. it's not gonna get any MORE infected.

>>88123159
That's called toxoplasmosis, anon.

>>88126451
oh wow that seems neat, i-
>>88126537
hhhuh. maybe not. maybe if I could get a pluggable port installed instead
how does it work, are you saying you do it at home?

>>88126586
If you make sure that both the affected area and your hands are clean, and you pop it in the bathroom and wash afterwards, I see no reason why you should worry about infection.

>>88126562
oh, just an hour. so you brought your computer with you.
how much per instance?

>>88126555
>donated so much that you become plasma man
I'd read that comic

>>88126642
Your skin sort of forms the port over time with scar tissue. Stops hurting and all. And no, you go into a facility with professional phlebotomists, and they hook you up to a machine.

>>88126451
>but who needs two hands to go on /co/ anyway?

who doesn't? WHO DOESN'T?1

>>88126666
I'm not the same guy mega-Satan, but it varies. My local center has been giving $25 on the first donation per week, $45 for the second, steadily for several months now, though.

>>88126778
oh okay the way you were saying 'while at the computer all day' i was like what
well you also said lots of scar tissue, not just the same scar tissue re-punctured.
>>88126828
that's damn good per hour. and as i understand it, they only take out the plasma (how? do they separate it and put your erythrocytes back in?) so you don't get all tired like with straight up blood donation
but when do people need plasma but not erythrocytes?

>>88126329
Female friend?

>>88127120

Yes, that doesn't make it not gross.

>>88127185
True, but having a guy friend ask would have made it weirder.

>>88126936
>do they separate it and put your erythrocytes back in?
Yes. You pump some of your blood into the machine, it separates the plasma, and pumps the remainder back into you. The process repeats several times, until they have as much as they dare take from you, which is actually not much because they play it super careful to avoid litigation of any kind.
>so you don't get all tired like with straight up blood donation
I've never gotten tired, no. In fact, if you lose too many cells for any reason they defer you from donation for like two months. They have a whole shpeil about what they use it for, but I've never listened to it.

>>88127185
makes it infinitely less gross
i dont like how reviled men are by both sexes right now but that doesn't mean I don't share the feeling. a woman can give me a fucking prostate exam and i'll feel blessed.

>>88125417
>It haunts me to this day. Sometimes I think it's lost to the clutter of storage, and then as I'm digging through some old supplies, the glint of the object catches my eye - the inanimate plastic and metal with no name. What are you? Are you a device of good or evil? Perhaps chaotic apathy is your game. Is your purpose to torment me? Your purpose, then, is fulfilled.

This looks like a piece of a drafting table or easel, meant to help set the angle adjustment. Or am I just being crazy. I missed the thread when this comic came out and this damn thing is kinda haunting me because I know I've seen its like.

>>88125918
Nah it screw is too much wider then the tip if anything it'd be something like the silliest screwdriver bit.

>>88127397
>I missed the thread when this comic came out and this damn thing is kinda haunting me because I know I've seen its like.
ditto. and i looked for one, but didnt find one

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>>88127252

Her and her boyfriend are both good friends of mine. We did spoon/nap platonically once, but I never felt anything more then friendship with her. She was like rapid over wanting to pop these zits though.

>>88127576
THAT is a little odd then. I feel like only people who are literally one blood or romantically one flesh should be opening up wounds on each other
i mean if you dont lick the blood off your fingers you're just making a mess. i'm also like 70% sure that ingestion of that kind of (clean) pus, or tonsiliths, skin flakes, etc is good for your immune system. but that's a lot more gross to talk about than it is to just do.

>>88127226
Yeah my place plays it super safe, I'm twice the size of one of my friends but they only take like 10% more plasma from me.

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>>88122244

>>88127636
>tfw no qt gf to lick blood from and vice versa

>>88126586
It's not infection you have to worry about, it's scarring. I have to maintain a full beard because I look like Edward J Olmos after years of popping my zits back in high school.

>>88127898
Man I keep a bunch of empty jars and shit too, but I can't bring myself to throw them out.

>>88128113
Take up canning, at least they won't go to waste.

>>88128067
I guess I'm just lucky then? I don't have any scars. not that I can see. I mean, a scar looks better than a zit, and I'm still getting 'em, even with my hormones at an alltime low due to medical interactions. so there's no real point in trying to maintain nice-looking skin

How weird am I for eating my zits?

>>88125417
Looks like a rather large screw-in peg for a piece of put-together furniture.

>>88128113
It sort of makes sense. Do you realize that to make glass sand is heated up to a couple thousand degrees?
Then we just chuck that shit out.

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>>88125417

>>88128150
Canning should not be done with reused jars, well technically reused lids.

If you're able to find new canning lids that fit those jars then ignore me talking out of my ass.

>>88128067
Pimple scarring seems to be entirely down to luck

>>88122705

this is true, girls are fucked up

>>88122705
my sister and mother used to gang up on me because my upper arms always had shitloads of blackheads. thank fuck they cleared up

I should leave this thread before someone posts something disgusting

>>88126598
I want /an/ to leave

>>88126537

It sucks when it scars, yeah. I remember once I got rejected because my protein count was low (just started eating chicken and eggs way more, never happened again), but I had to wait two weeks to start up again.

When I went back I had a sizable ball of scar tissue over my vein, so when the lady tried to insert the needle she had to use a lot of force. She actually starting putting her body weight into it to get through the scar tissue. It felt really weird. Not extra painful, but weird.

>>88126936

Plasma is used in a lot of medicines. It's apparently really crucial for medical usage.

>>88128216
There are people who actually said it was a thumb tack.

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>>88127636
It's not gross to eat something old to make improvements towards something new

>>88128364
Yeah, the first time my vein made the snapping noise I was super confused, didn't hurt, but was just a weird sensation in my arm as the vein snapped back once the needle got through.

The nurse must have seen the look on my face because she explained what had happened and how it's pretty common.

>>88122705
My wife is currently popping one on my back as I read this

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>>88126290
>mfw I can't donate plasma because I lived in fucking bongland in the late 90s and my blood is officially tainted
fuck you you fucking pseudo european pieces of shit, you ruined my blood, I'm fucked, now how am I supposed to get that sweet blood money

>>88128189
as far as i'm concerned not at all. what ELSE are you going to do with it? it's a lot less weird to recycle it than anything else.
>>88128215
it CAN be recycled...
>>88128216
er... it's kind of the wrong size isn't it?
>>88128234
plus it's the same thing with the question of whether cracking your joints is harmful or not: it doesn't take much to make it happen on its own, and it's a LOT more painful when you aren't expecting it, so you might as well fucking do it yourself, instead of waiting for the slightest impact to do it for you. It takes DAYS for a zit to disappear on its own. the idea that nothing would collide with that part of your skin over that time is astronomical, just as it is to imagine your knuckles not cracking until the bubbles in the sinovial fluid redissolve.

>>88128984
ditto my mom
nevermind that you'd be dead by now if you had encephalopathic prions. that's quarantine 101, dammit. like that time a rat got in my apartment and it took months to get rid of it.. the saving grace was knowing that if it had been rabid, it would have died in that time.

>>88122705
I'm a girl and I actually hate when other people ask me to pop their zits. But goddamn do I weirdly like popping my own.

>>88129745
i cant imagine anyone having the balls to ASK
i mean if you were in a situation where that was acceptable, there are other things you could ask for instead. like a massage.

>>88129745
Do people ask you to pop their zits regularly?

>>88129745
>when other people ask me to pop their zits

Is this some kind of tactic for picking up chicks that I was unaware of.

>>88129886
if not for aids and shit, I know it would work on me.. as a dude.. if ladies were like 'hey would you do this intimate act of hygiene on me?' i'd be like fuck yes please. closest I ever got to that was giving some neck rubs or foot rubs in college, and those girls were just friends.

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>>88129886
When I still lived with her, my mom used to ask me occasionally when she couldn't reach one on her back and it was bothering her. Dunno why she kept asking so many times when I always refused. She told me it was perfectly normal for family members to do this. I think my boyfriend similarly asked once when he couldn't reach one, but then never again after I said no the first time.

>>88130093
it is normal. weird that she didnt raise you that way.

>>88128113
Unless you put them to use, there comes a time to surrender and dispose of them anon. You sound like a hoarder yourself.

>>88122705
I'm glad it's not just the girls in my family

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>>88122244
Fucking zit butt. Kill yourself OP.

>>88125960
Agrias lives a nightmare.
Zitbutt is the least nightmare of her nightmares.

DO NOT POP YOUR ZITS

It can cause infection, make the problem worse, and creates acne scars. Zits suck, but you have to let them go away on their own.

>>88133822
Acne scars happen even when wait for zits to naturally go away on their own.

>>88127576
Thanks for the source.