JUST LET US DIE!

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2017 already shaping up to be a Great Year

>Sony

What went wrong?

Why do they keep doing it?

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>>88115678
>2017
>Where the nightmare ACTUALLY begins

>>/toy/
>>/tv/
>>/trash/

>>88115730
Kek was a monkey's paw.

>>88115699
They desperately want a hit. They're still wiffing because they don't get it.

>>88115699
It's the Corporation equivalent of that guy standing next to the Samurai committing Seppuku, waiting to cut his head off.

Ghostbusters was the disemboweling

Brobies won't make a comeback.

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>>88115699
They're just following the 'all publicity is good publicity' mantra. Sony knows their movies are trash and vidya will keep them afloat and it looks like they're starting to embrace it. This is the fucking Producers.

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>>88115745
One will not speak such slanders

>>88115652
I thought Barbie was beautiful role model or somesuch?

>>88115699
They're incredibly stupid and on the verge of bankruptcy.
Essentially they just use focus group testing and social media to determine what's popular and throw it into a movie.
They don't even give a second thought as to the quality of the end result

C'mon that's hilarious. It's not like some franchise that you love is being ruined, it's fucking Barbie. Just sit back and laugh.

>>88115799
Barbie perpetuates a harmful selfimage in young girls.

This casting will redefine the term beautiful role model to mean shaved, albino gorilla

>>88115652
How much make-up and digital editing will it take?

>>88115810
>They're incredibly stupid and on the verge of bankruptcy.
but /v/ keeps telling me sony's play station brand is too big to flop.

>>88115816
STFU I HAVE ALL THE BARBIE MOVIES ON DVD. SHE'S GONNA RUIN IT.

Can't wait for a movie full of cynical humor about how fashion dolls are too skinny

>>88115810
It's kind of sad because the games division is actually doing well. Movies aren't doing too bad but it's the TV and hardware sales which are tanking.

http://screencrush.com/amy-schumer-live-action-barbie/

>The story really picks up when Schumer’s Barbie, who’s a bit of an eccentric, is kicked out of her fictional doll paradise for not conforming to the Barbie standards of perfection. Winston’s script offers a meta-twist, sending Barbie to the real world where she learns about self-acceptance and that true beauty and perfection is found on the inside — lessons she ultimately brings back to Barbieland.

I am officially tired of this "the fictional character(s) come to the real world and shenanigans ensue" storyline.

>>88115857
Their video game division does okay, but it the only successful branch of the company, and it's a fraction of their products/total income

I do not know her.
Why is this bad?

>Sony still trying to cash in on the female audience
Dont they know most females who see movies are just going with their boyfriends/husbands to see whatever movie he suggests.
The only time iv ever gone with my wife to see a movie she suggested was fucking Maleficent and we've seen a lot of movies together.

>>88115892
This reads like a parody

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>Okay, we tried to cast 4 comediennes in a Ghostbusters Action movie to up the women 18-35 audience
>Didn't work

>What if we made a Barbie Movie instead?
>Brilliant, here's 144 Million dollars

Is this movie going to involve Barbie moving to Canada like she said she would?

>>88115652
Because that's what little girls want from a Barbie movie: a fat lesbian making jokes about having sex on her period.

They should have just made a theatrical Life in the Dreamhouse.

>>88115816
I am well aware of this. It's just very odd. This sounfs like an Onion article.

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>>88115652
She'd be better cast in a Cabbage Patch Kids movie.

>>88115652
It looks fake as fuck, give sauce pls.
Besides this isn't even comic nor cartoon.

I just want Sony to go bankrupt already.

>>88115892
That's literally just the Lego Movie.

>>88115892
>>The story really picks up when Schumer’s Barbie, who’s a bit of an eccentric, is kicked out of her fictional doll paradise for not conforming to the Barbie standards of perfection.
I mean it could work. Yeah, I know /co/ is tired of the Strong Women thing especially after the hot garbage that is Ghostbusters but Barbie always did have a awkward history about accusations of enforcing stereotypes of how girls should act so it makes sense why'd they'd go this route
> Winston’s script offers a meta-twist, sending Barbie to the real world
Whoops, spoke to soon, it's gonna be shit.

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>>88115905
Normal women, sure.

You have all the Fujoshits who love Harry Potter and the MCU, but that's not a huge market.

Plus, the Fujoshit market does not want movies about fugly women, it wants movies that have tons of handsome men, and a girl to self insert into.

Hire me, Sony, you can't do worse

>>88115952
The resemblance is uncanny.

come on that sounds hilarious

if we don't like it you can like just not watch it?

>>88115892
>self-acceptance
We shouldn't be teaching anybody that being obese is a form of true beauty and perfection.

>>88115892
I'm like 90% certain there was one of those stupid Disney Channel original movies that had this exact premise.

>>88115652
>Barbie is a role model and representation of the perfect pre-00's woman
>hire a fatass
Will she use her funny "muh vagina" gags?

>>88115892
>Barbie smurfs her way into 3D and learns a woman must be fat, ugly and obnoxious.

>>88115741
>>88115953
Barbie's had a million animated shows and films by now. She's /co/.

if it features All About That Bass at any point I will seriously garotte myself with concertina wire

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>>88115980

You remember correctly.

>>88115652
Reference
https://archive.fo/JbCAs

>>88115699
Litterally kept alive by the Ps4

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>>88115976
>Amy Schumer
>sounds hilarious
MY VAGINAAAA

Guys, women are funny. It's time to get over it.

>>88115892
I'm shocked they didn't get Rob Schneider to star.

>>88115652
>Barbie with MY VAGINA jokes

I'm going to die in the theater laughing

>>88115905
you'd think after the ghost busters flop they'd learn to quit trying to milk that tree, seeing has it'd dry.

>>88116014
That is not how it works.

Films that are based on /co/ are /co/. Films based on a property based on /toy/ are /toy/, not /co/.

The animated films are /co/, not some tangential adaptation

>>88116057
Kirby's face is priceless.
>>88116061
They picked really, really, really bad sentence for headline.

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>>88116028
but this is ok because atleast tyra looks like a black barbie doll

>>88115767
GO

BEYOND!!

>>88115954
And have Nintendo and Microsoft on the lead of videogames?

Pass

>>88115834
She's still white, so no. They should have cast a homosexual, fat, African, left-handed man as Barbie instead. The more traits you have, the better you are apparently.

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>Amy Schumer
>that premise

>>88115861
>when casuals are trying to ruin your favorite characters

They should have gotten a fan of the series to direct. I bet the director doesn't even OWN a Barbie.

>>88115652
>no black woman
fuck patriarchy

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>>88116164
>consolefags

>>88116061
>Guys, women are funny. It's time to get over it.
Absolutely, AMY SPECIFICALLY IS NOT FUCKING AMONG THEM!

>hire talentless bitch to do "alternative" take on an existing property
>inevitably ends up being shit
>producers get to blame audiences for not being "progressive" enough to handle it, then use its failure as an excuse to maintain the status quo

Just according to keikaku.

>>88115968
^THISTHISTHIS.

You want to get women's butts in the seats at a movie theater, you need shit like Twilight.

Why do you think Dirty Grandpa had Zach Efron naked for like 60% of the movie?

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Wait, so is this going to basically be like the original scooby doo movie script where it was basically a complete adult oriented parody of the source material before it got toned down for mass market appeal?

>>88115919
Fuck off, we don't want that cow.
Hell even the faggiest part of the country wouldn't take her.

We actually got quality comedy in Quebec. Only bright side of that shitty province.

>>88115953
https://www.comicbookmovie.com/other/amy-schumer-has-been-cast-as-barbie-in-sonys-live-action-take-on-the-a147245

>>88116227
Amy is smart and funny. I burst our laughing every time she talks about her vagina.

Didn't Bud Light just fire Amy Schumer as a spokesperson because the ads with her were hurting their sales?

>>88116061
so you would have cast a guy to play barbie?

seriously what the fuck is this thread

Can't wait for them to cast a negro as Ken

>>88116264
Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was hot?

>>88116213
She'll of course have a token black friend, maybe in Barbie world. But of course she'll be one of the good ones who doesn't want to see her go. Can't have any non-white villains.

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>>88116218
>PCfags

>>88116061
>>88116278
I get it. This is funny.

so how long until a batch of shill articles calling detractors sexist pigs and whatnot

>>88116298
Remember when Shaggy was buff?

>>88116290
Yes. Gender subversion is the height of progressivism.

>>88116296
Ken will be a white guy who wants Barbie to act in a certain way. When she goes to the real world she'll meet a black guy who accepts her for who she is.

>>88115652
Any news on the script? Someone should make a fake script leak if not. PLEASE be grim dark.

It's 2016! Why can't Barbie be played by a male poc?

>>88115652

How many years is it going to take for Sony to flush the Amy Pascal poison out of their pipeline?

Someone should search through the Sony hacked emails for any juicy tidbits on this project.

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>MFW Shes in a burka half the time and devotes several scenes to discussing how liberating it feels

>>88115857
>>88115898
Sony always wins!

Sincerely,
Chad Daddy

>>88115968
>You have all the Fujoshits who love Harry Potter and the MCU, but that's not a huge market

That would be those weird-ass people like my sister that have been to extreme metal concerts. But not normal chicks.

>>88116316
No time. They probably already exist.

>>88115861
I understand son. I rember when I got barbie and the nutcracker. I collected every movie from then on and have about 300 dolls not including the holiday special ones

This is a disgrace to the barbie Fandom and fans

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>>88115652

>>88116351
>Shes in a burka
That's cultural appropriation, anon. Please take your white supremacy somewhere else.

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>>88115652
Wow.The resemblance is uncanny

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>>88116296
>they're marketing more to a growing urban black demographic these days
>the entire fat acceptance movement is actually a marketing conspiracy scheme to get even more marketing appeal to nerdy blacks that like thick white women
>this is also why literally every single ad on tv features a white woman with a black man, every time, exclusively
>everyone thinks this was marketing to fat white women when that demographic is a bunch of conservative moms or a minority of couch potato fujoshit cat ladies, when really the entire time it was to get thiccfag money

DO YOU SEE AS I SEE

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>>88116289
Google says yes.

>liberal site promoted the ad campaign
>conservative sites mocked its failure

Hmm.

>>88115892
>Barbie gets kicked out of Barbie land because shes too fat and mediocre and then she comes to earth and learns about mediocrity and isnt really even barbie at this point.

Do they not have "don't make the same mistake twice" in Israel?

>>88115892
CAN'T WAKE UP

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>>88116447
Huffpo is the gift that keeps on giving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5KW1ZFopyo

Credits song?

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>>88115892
>kicked out of her fictional doll paradise

>Barbieland's version of hell literally consists of looking like Amy Schumer

>>88115652
seems inoffensive; if the trailer doesnt look good i'll probably just not watch it

>>88116350
>Sony hacked emails
I love how you can tell how retarded the people running Sony are just by the way they type.

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>>88116494
Holy shit
Did they really not see the irony?

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>>88116447
>Muhammad was a feminist
>my sides.jpeg
This thread keeps getting better and better.

That doesn't make any sense.
Barbie dolls are famous for not having genitalia.
Schumer's comedy begins and ends with her talking about her vagina.
How is that going to mesh together?

>>88116405
She looks like Holly Holm if Holly Holm hated herself

>>88116522
>Schumer gets kicked out of barbie land for having a vagina

>>88116516
The mastermind behind giving Ghostbusters a 145 million budget was some woman who never capitalized or punctuated.

>>88115892
What if the "real world" was a fake real world and in the third act they were transported to a "realer" world?

>>88116089
By that logic, the LEGO Batman movie shouldn't be discussed on /co/, and yet... >>88112714 .

>>88115652
I really doubt this tbqhfam. Regardless of how we feel about Schumer, this film will be for little girls and parents don't want the vulgar and crude Schumer to be their role model

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>>88116476

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>>88116447
My God, I have to become respectful journalist.

>>88115652
I don't mean to be a doubtful Derek, but wasn't barbie made irrelevant by bratz? And then made further irrelevant by the introduction of monsters high?

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>>88116568
>barbie: life in the matrix

>>88115902
NOT MUH!

>>88116522
>The movie's merchandise will feature anatomically correct barbie, modeled after Schumer

This will fail for the simple reason that little girls don't want to buy fat barbies. Children don't care about identity politics or body image issues or any of that nonsense. Barbie appeals to litle girls because they want to grow up to be pretty and successful, just like Superman appeals to boys because they want to grow up to be strong.

>>88116592
Barbie still seems pretty iconic compared to those, which both seem like flashes in the pan to me.

That's just my perception though.

>>88116545
A genius of her caliber has no time for lowly details such as that.

>>88116601
I don't think anyone is mad about the defamation of Barbie, this is just hilarious.

Sony has gone past full Retard

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>>88116604
>modeled after Schumer
Already exists.

>>88116592
Barbie still sells a billion dollars worth of dolls per year.

>>88116614

>Children don't care about identity politics or body image issues or any of that nonsense.

That's the point, this film is literally meant to indoctrinate children into accepting obesity as normal.

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>>88116592
>yfw they make a monster high movie with the same cast as the ghostbusters remake

Barbie isn't really that cool anymore, girls are more into shit like Monster High now.

>>88116476

Wh-what? I don't even have a response for this

>>88116573
Lego Batman is animated.
And Batman.
Don't be such a blatant faggot.

The story is about Barbie not having a vagina and her quest to get one.

>>88116573
It's an adaptation of a /co/ character that's fucking animated.

How retarded can one post be?

>>88116582
AngryCatSquint.gif

>>88115652
Isn't this /toy/ or maybe /tv/ related? Why is this here on /co/?

>>88116648
I don't think children like Amy Schumer movies

>>88116636
But is it anatomically correct?

>>88116692
I might be wrong but I don't think children like the Barbie movies either.

>>88116545
Got any pictures?

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>>88116657
>>88116680
>>88116691

>they never read Marvel's Barbie series

>>88116654
They went full legitimately crazy after the election.

They ran an article where one of their writers talk about how he had to check himself into a psych ward once Hillary started losing the EC

>>88116699
That would require comparing it to Schumer's anatomy.
Anybody wants to volunteer?

>>88116710
The keep making them, so some kids have to.

>>88116717
That's not how it works. Same reason Godzilla isn't /co/ in and of himself.

All they had to do was make a live action "Life in the Dreamhouse". It got the tone perfect. It was self-aware and clever without insulting or making fun of the source material.

>>88116164
As opposed to them being on the lead of videogames right now, just with some sweaty weeaboos desperately hanging on to their #3 baby boy because of all the nip nep shit they need to shove down their craws.

>>88115652
>which will put a contemporary spin on things
what did they mean by this?

>>88115892
And then they fuck right?
This is a porn parody script right?

>>88116301
>Can't have any non-white villains.
Pretty sure we can and have.

>>88116773
Don't ask questions you'd rather not know the answers to.

>>88116773
Oh, you know...

>anti-Trump butthurt jokes
>all villains are white men
>obligatory transgender person of color who of course is portrayed in a sympathetic light

That sort of thing.

>>88116290
>Toy Story spinoff where Ken decides he wants to be an action figure instead of a "purse with legs".

>>88116649
Not even Sony hates money that much.

>>88115892
>earns about self-acceptance and that true beauty and perfection is found on the inside

By becoming incredible beautiful when she takes out her glasses and getting a really hot guy?

>>88115892
The thing that bothers me here is that Barbie is actually bro as fuck and wouldn't actually stand for any bullying or fat-shaming or whatever. And the company doesn't either now because they make the dolls in different races and body types now.

You know how a bad video game or comic adaptions usually made by someone who just sort of skimmed the source material and decided to do whatever they wanted with it to fit whatever story/joke they want to tell? This feels like the /toy/ equivalent of it.

>>88116802
I meant specifically in this type of movie designed for the sole purpose of pushing a societal agenda.

>>88116635
I know, it was just a joke. I too am enjoying the fun this has caused.

>>88116028
At least Banks does look like she could be a beautiful doll that a kid plays with though.

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>>88116028
Not progressive enough, she's actually in shape.
>>88116331
pls no

>>88116802
A white heroine teaches non-white villain to stop caring about appearances and judging people because of how they look because deep down everybody is equal?

>>88116744
can you just be quiet and let the thread continue? everyone here has long decided it belongs on /co/ and you bitching about it isn't going to do anything but clog the thread with useless posts.

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>Hey, let's make a Barbie movie....with a twist!
>Instead of making her a skinny pretty girl, we make her a fat ugly man!

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Why does Sony hate money so much?

>>88115892
>>88115652
>more hamfisted feminist garbage
At least it's not raping a good franchise like Ghostbusters I guess.

Was Amy Pascal behind this? It sounds like something that bitch would push.

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>>88116986
yes

>>88116953
>Instead of making her a skinny pretty girl, we make her a fat ugly man!
I would watch a movie starring Carl Brutananadilewski as the protagonist.

>>88115652
I thought Amy was going to move to Canada after Trunp won?

>>88116808
but I want to know the answer to this question, anon

>>88116331
>she'll meet a black guy who accepts her for who she is.
Because the best person to teach the lesson that you can be beautiful despite looking different is a black guy? That's racist, anon.

>>88117017
Like every other fuckwit who said that, she backpedaled and said "HAHA IT WAS JUST JOKE HAHA, VAGINAS!"

I want them to make a special film version of Barbie dolls and I want to see them collect dust on store shelves for the perfect ouroboros of failure.

>>88116680
Well, I'm looking at yours, right now.

>>88117032
token representation can't be racist you goofball

>>88116870

They could have made this movie set during the 60s but that would be way too ambitious for a movie like this.

>>88116654
3 explanations:
>2 different authors who didn't communicate
>1 author, subtling showing his support for trump
>2 authors that hate each other's guts, and are writing passive aggressive hit-pieces about each other.

>>88117077
Mattel already makes fat barbies. They don't sell.

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I have been wanting some avant-garde Barbie dolls.
Morbidly Obese Barbie.
Cancer Survivor Barbie.
White Trash Barbie.
And on a more positive note-
Goth Barbie.
MILF proportions Barbie.
Introvert Barbie.

DUDE

MY VAGINA

LMAO

>>88117108
The first is practically a given. With blogs, a breakdown of communication is just inevitable.

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>>88115652
>Sony
Ahahahaha

Literally the only thing I know about Amy Schumer is that she told Steve-O that she wished he died instead of Ryan Dunn and that was enough for me to realize her "comedy" is not worth my time.

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>Amy Schumer

Who actually likes this cunt?

>>88116977
>someone edited this to put loss into the fucking question marks

I think we've gone too deep, 4chan.

>>88116405
If I ever see her in person, I'll have to avoid comments about hanging herself. It's a method that clearly won't work.

>>88115892
So, basically this movie will be Enchanted with with "Disney Princess Parody" crossed out and "Barbie Parody" written in.

>>88117133
>>88117166
>daughter freaks out because Barbie saw her porn and is terrified of punishment
>little did she know, Barbie frequents /pol/ and other boards of 4chan and now considers her daughter a normie

>>88115652
i want amy schumer to die so i never have to see her unwarranted smugness and hideous face again.

>>88115652
>how to kill an iconic 50 year IP

>>88116447
>>88116476
This can't be real!

>>88117167
>EDM (electronic dance music) is the defining music for Millenials

This, people, is a 50 year old guy who randomly heard his niece playing Skrillex one day and decided he's an instant expert on what's happening in the music scene now.

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>Character goes to the real world

When has this ever worked?

>>88117228
Enchanted?

Rocky and Bullwinkle?

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>>88116422
>talk about the gender pay gap - the very real..

AND INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

>>88116601
>NOT MUH!
companies should seriously take this as a major factor now. it's the reason DC films aren't making as much banks as marvel and why fembusters failed.

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>>88117228
I hope you're looking forward to the live action Sonic movie, with the exact same plot.

>>88117228
Space Jam.

>>88117220
>tfw this isn't an article on wikihow

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>Amy Pascal

>>88117273
That was a real person going to the cartoon world.

>>88116525
PERFECT DESCRIPTION

>>88117257
>the majority of psychologists are women
what does it mean???

>>88115977
She's not obese, she's just not funny, a far, far greater sin in my book.

>>88115751

Well they ARE Japanese. Maybe it just comes with the territory.

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>>88117268
>live action Sonic movie

Please tell me you're lying.

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>>88117197
>I think we've gone too deep
If that surprises you, you have no fucking clue how far the Loss rabbit hole goes.

>>88117173
Sauce?

>>88117331
That more women take those courses?

>>88117383
https://www.neowin.net/news/deadpool-director-joins-sonic-the-hedgehog-live-action-and-animation-hybrid-movie

>>88115652
>Barbie
>a nigh impossible ideal woman to be featured by a fat woman
Gee, I hope it succeeds as much as the Ghostbusters reboot.

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>>88115652
I don't know why you people are so upset. They picked the perfect person to play the role of a shallow female celebrity slut.

Who the fuck is Amy's Agent? How are they so good at getting her fucking money when everyone hates her?

>>88117418
I'm mad about That fat kike Amy Schumer getting another paycheck she doesn't deserve.

>>88117383
its' old, but here

http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2014/03/dark_and_edgy_sonic_the_hedgehog_film_reportedly_in_development

>>88115816
I'm laughing at how huge this will bomb. It's gonna be YUGE.

>>88116447
>An authoritarian.
>Segregation of sexes
>Believed in thought crime
>Wanted women to cover up
Well, can't argue against it.

>>88117434
>if you don't like her you're literally evil
Easy

So anyone else want to talk about Life in the Dreamhouse?

>>88117471
Midge is the best girl. Fight me, faggots!

>>88117263
but for Barbie though? Are people in here actually mad about Barbie potentially being "ruined"?

>>88117451
Maybe they'll blame it on men again like they did ghostbusters.

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>>88117412
>>88117445
Huh.

>>88117494
>make a bad movie
>tell everyone that if they don't like it they're sexist
how well did that work out for them, again?

>>88117331
The fields where women enrollment is much higher than men are all in social sciences.
The fields where men enrollment is much higher than women are all in social sciences.
There could be a cultural explanation, but this trend becomes more pronounced in countries where women have more freedoms.
There could be a biological explanation, but any research in this field is taboo as any inconvenient result would turn researches into pariahs.

>>88117059
I wish that was literally the post every one of them made.

>>88115652
>not voiced by Kelly Sheridan
Who the fuck th--
>live-action
Oh. Wait, why is this even here?

>>88117494
What do you think this thead is for?
This thread is specifically to bait a negative response so that Jezebel and Salon can get a head start on blaming the patriarchy.

>>88117521
>men enrollment is much higher than women are all in STEM.
Goddammit.

>>88117518
This movie exists so obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. Expect them to cry sexism again and call critics manchildren.

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>>88117417
My guess, it'll do far worse, and that's keeping in mind Patriarchy Busters lost Sony $70,000,000.

At the very least, Patriarchy Busters was backed by an existing film franchise.
Casting Jewmer, one can assume it'll be filled with her trademark "raunchy humor" so either it'll A.) turn away the younger female audience who still play with barbies or B.) appeal to the zero adults who will watch a movie because it has the word "Barbie" in it.

Either way I'm excited.

I've been a huge barbie fan ever since i was little and let me tell you, there is nothing more annoying than having a bunch a whales scream about how barbie is fat-shaming, too girly, a bad role model,etc. One time my obese teacher gave us a homework that had an image of a fat barbie and a skinny one, and we had to explain how barbie was "problematic". So i'd rather kill myself than sit trough an hour and a half of this shit. I bet Amy Shumer isn't even a fan a Barbie, she's just a fat cunt who want to blame a piece of plastic for all her problems.

>>88117173
Really? Now shes further down into the cunt status.

why is pushing feminist issues suddenly a huge thing in hollywood?

http://heatst.com/entertainment/lucasfilm-president-says-she-doesnt-need-to-cater-to-male-star-wars-fans/

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>>88115816
>It's not like some franchise that you love is being ruined
You're not from around here, ain't you?

>>88115652
>let's take a children's toy and turn it into a raunch comedy with queef jokes
Oh yeah, this is going be great for the brand.

>>88116844
>Fist of the North Star parody

KENNNN!!!

>>88117537
That'd be fucking hilarious

>OMG, MEN ARE REFUSING TO SEE OUR BARBIE MOVIE! THIS WAS AN UNEXPECTED TURN OF EVENTS AND JUST FURTHER ILLUSTRATED THE EVILS OF THE MANOCENTRIC MANOCRASY AND THEIR VAGINA HATING WAYS!

Why is this a problem? You guys seem pretty progressive/left.

>>88117523
Lena "Pebbles the feminist" Dunham turned it into a victim complex by saying something like "I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE THAT MEANS TRUMP WINS" as if she's some underdog because of some shit she said that the President couldn't give two shits about.

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>>88115652
>sony movies

>>88117470
>>88117439
>>88117434

I'm thinking Princess Caroline represents her or something.

>Let's go with AMY! You can spin any negative press about her into the person being sexist or something!

>>88117537
No, they're saving that bait for the trailer. Then they can delete comments that say the movie is shit but aren't sexist.

>>88115968
>Fujoshit market
>a girl to self insert into
you have no idea what fujos are
You are describing otomeshit. That's the female version of haremshit.

>>88115652
Top kek. Inb4 it gets praised for casting a fat girl regardless of the content of the movie.

>>88117607
>barbie and the dreamhouse
>mean girls
how much of that is exaggeration?

>>88117643

So fujos are the female equivalent of males who only watch yuri because they can't stand seeing men successfully interact with girls?

>>88115816
But Life in the dream house is one of the best cartoons of the last decade.

>>88115652
>flat joke about Barbie's vagina.

>>88117647
I can imagine all the faggot critics struggling to put a positive spin on the movie.

>>88116416
This is too much. This extremely high level strategy is like playing moving Battleship with over 100 dimensions.

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>>88116677

>>88117643
what, so are otomes VNs where the girl gets a huge reverse harem of hot guys, or something?

>>88116522
Paradoxical, PARADOXICAL!

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>>88117691
>joke about Ken having no penis
Fucking quote me on this. I'd bet my life it will happen.

>>88117602
It's trendy.

I love that a bunch of critics claimed they liked Ghostbusters. Because it makes it much easier to know which critics' opinions I can slam dunk into the trash where it belongs.

This will be the same.

>>88117492

Honestly I have a bit of a barbie/bimbo fetish so I'm afraid it will ruin THAT.

But there is the principal of the matter here with Barbie being a symbol of feminity and attractiveness. A role model, a beautiful girl who can do anything (except hard labor KEK. No plumber barbie).

Putting Amy's miserable, fat, willfull-disgusting ass in that position is just trying to bastardize it on purpose.

>>88115652
let's pretend to be angry moms and start a Twitter campaign saying we don't want this potty mouthed lose woman playing our daughters role model.

>Amy Schumer

Really?

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>>88117133

>>88117631
Evans truly does have a beautiful laugh. It's the epitome of hearty laughter.

>>88117167

Jokes aside, as a 20-something millenial, Nick is right on the fucking money with that.

My entire life revolves around filthy triatholons, humble bragging, electronic dance music, and Snapchat.

Mix all of those into a big pot, spray some pork sweat in there to attract Amy Schumer, and Sony have got their next "Big Thing That Almost Kills the Company"

>>88115652
Maybe, it's Barbie past her prime? They're not going to play a Barbie movie straight.

>>88117797
Now they get that free feminist marketing that Ghostbusters had

>>88116601
No seriously, can someone explain to me who Amy is and why so many are upset at her specifically?

People are acting as if she spat at all of your individual faces one by one yet I don't see a single post explaining WHY she's bad.

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>>88115652

>Sony

That explains it

>>88115652
Perfect! A double whammy of things I do not care about, so I only have to ignore them once!

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>>88115652
2017
>Trump
>new PC
>Resident evil 7
>Routine
>Justice League
>Dark Tower
>Guardians vol2

FeelsGoodMan

>>88117870
She's an ugly person on the inside and the outside, but the media insists that everybody likes her, even when nobody does.

>>88117870
She's reddit personified

>>88117817
fuck, I didn't get this until I read filename

Reminder that if you're a pretty girl you are automatically incapable of being anything other than a cocksleeve for a potentially abusive man. Only ugly girls get to be smart and/or motivated.

t. Hollywood

>>88117903
>She's an ugly person on the inside and the outside
Okay but can you actually like give examples.

For example, I hate Lena Dunham because she sexually abused her own sister for years and never regretted it.

What did Amy ever do?

>>88115652
At least we still have the cartoon.

>>88117907
explain

>>88117870

She rose to fame on a tidal wave of pity.

She's fat, unfunny, and steals jokes. Funny jokes! But her fat ham mouth can't deliver them.

But, she's a woman, so every single bit of criticism was met with "Filthy misogynists trying to tear down another TALENTED, SUCCESSFUL, FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL, woman" .

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>>88115652
Guys. This is just bait on a corporate level. just like Ghostbusters. Don't rise to it and give them publicity

>>88117947
I don't know much about schumer either but I hear she steals jokes. Can any anon confirm?

>>88117947
Steal jokes, act like a cunt to fans, get all pissy and hypocritical when people makes off-colour jokes about her even though that's her whole act.

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>>88115652
FUCKIN PLOT TWIST; instead of trying to push a ''muh progressive tumblr agenda'' who ever is making this movie could put a spin on the barbie formula. like maybe barbie is in the body of a Not-100%-perfect-woman (dare i say,,,a flawed-woman?) and has to navigate the world as someone who doesn't have life put on a platter for them, like she starts out s preppy and ditsy but endearing but when she realizes she isn't a bombshell babe she is forced to develop a real personality and legitimate skill set.That would actually be fairly interesting to see. i doubt they will do it though.

on a side note; why the hell are some many anons interested and care about a girl child's toy property? this thread looks pretty autistic to be quite honest.

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>>88115652
>Life in the Dreamhouse was just a brief blip before more mediocracy
>It's Mystery incorporated all over again
ENOUGH!!

>>88117963
It's an eight-year-old meme that's still very alive, so

lurk more

>>88115838
Maybe Amy Schunner will starve to fit the role

>>88117689
Basically. Fujos do accept women in their entertainment but in small doses and as long as they don't get in the way of their favorite homo ship.
>>88117724
That's exactly what they are.

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>>88116057
>MY VAGINAAAA

Citizen /v/ here. All I hear is Rolento's death cry.

>>88116061
>>88116227
This.

>>88117985
Cool, thanks.
That wasn't so hard was it.

If she really does steal jokes that's god damn low but I'm not sure I'd put her as low as Lena "What do you think about the extinction of the white race" Dunham.

>>88115652
the future you chose

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So this movie is gonna be about a fat, ugly on the inside and outside cunt, that gets some plastic surgery and eventually becomes kind with kids and animals and shit?

>>88118023
but wouldn't the girl slutting it up with half a dozen guys in her harem turn off their female customer base? especially in Japan where people are so strict and obsessed with proper conduct?

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>>88117991
>why the hell are some many anons interested and care about a girl child's toy property
How new are you?

>>88118053
>but wouldn't the girl slutting it up with half a dozen guys in her harem turn off their female customer base?

She's being pursued by five guys at once; not fucking five guys at once. It's a common female fantasy.

Okay, so Amy Schumer is a piece of shit. But what if, and here me out for a second:

A mockumentary of Amy's Schumer life starring Kaitlin Olson.

Sony is run by incompetent faggots. The average moviegoer will avoid anything with "Barbie" in it like AIDS, and the average parent won't want their daughters looking up to that fat, unpleasant blob.

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>>88115652
>>88117009

Barbie v He-Man by Lena Dunham when?

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>>88116317
remember when he was a chick?

>>88115892
I'm so glad I voted for Trump

>>88116298
No.

>>88115892
Hahahahaha!
>make movie about a hyper competent female character who has been a doctor, an astronaut and a politician among a host of others
>the main point of the movie is about how skinny the bitch is
>coupled with a message about how outwards appearance doesn't matter
Wew, that's some serious cognitive dissonance.

If there's anything positive about this, at least it isn't Jennifer Lawrence.

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>Little girls aren't allowed to have attractive people as role models anymore because some fat feminazis have to project their insecurities onto children

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>>88115892
>is kicked out of her fictional doll paradise for not conforming to the Barbie standards of perfection.
You mean average?

>>88115652
I thought she was leaving the US. I wish people who made that promise would be held to it.

>>88115861
Any recommendation?

>>88118079
I'm confused

I thought that girls hated being aggressively pursued, and that it's considered problematic behavior

>>88117220
Hey, they killed Ghostbusters. You think they were gonna stop?

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>>88118001
Someone hasn't been watching the recent Scooby Doo movies

>>88118340
Girls also hate being raped, but that's one of the most common sexual fantasies they have. Everything's better in fiction.

>>88117167
finger on the pulse

>>88115905
You really are despicable, aren't you?

>>88118370
What the absolute fuck?

>>88115892
>Sony wants to give The Smurfs treatment to the MLP movie
>Hasbro doesn't play ball
>Sony courts Mattel instead

Jesus Christ I am laughing. Amy Pascal's ghost will never stop haunting that decrepit ruin of a company.

If it has at least one vagina joke I will actually watch it
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/imohvn/get-over-it

>>88118412
>being raped is a popular sexual fantasy among women
not buying it

>>88116061
That's true. Amy Schumer is not though

>>88115699
>Lost creative control of Spider-Man
>Might lose Bond
>Ghostbusters was a bomb
>Couldn't even keep fucking Adam Sandler happy
They need money, but they don't know how to do it.

>>88117643
You know, if you all spoke English instead of trying to insert Japanese everywhere, there would be no confusion.

>>88118102
Oh god no! No!

>>88118193
That's always been the Barbie Paradox.
She's got more talents and accomplishments to her name than Homer Simpson, James Bond, and Batman combined, but the only thing that seems to matter to her critics is her waist and boob size. It doesn't matter how smart or good or skilled or nice the character is; if they're conventionally attractive then it's still a bad influence.

Power Girl gets the same shit.

>>88115699
someone with power has to actively be trying to destroy the movie side of the company, it's the only thing that makes sense.

>>88118479
Scooby doo is now more Dragon Ball Z than Super.

Aw I was hoping she would go to space to have a rock-concert and then travel in time...

>>88115834
>shaved, albino gorilla
But she's been white this whole time!

Zing!

>>88117947
>For example, I hate Lena Dunham because she sexually abused her own sister for years and never regretted it.
The fuck? I hated her because she was just a toxic bitch but she sexually abused her sister too?

I never heard that happened...

>>88115652
This is a parody?

>>88118636
>female characters should be competent and interesting
>But not fucking ATTRACTIVE as well you shitlords

Why would Mattel ever approve this? They've been pusing the "Be Yourself" angle for years now, and suddenly they're going to let some fags from Sony paint them as evil bodyshamers just for cheap publicity?

>>88118554
>They need money, but they don't know how to do it.
sell more ps4 games

>>88116773
Post-Modern degenerate cancer sold as art.

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>>88115652
>Encouraging little girls to be fat

Ohhhh noooooooooooooooo

Who will i diddle now!?

>>88118679
Its in her autobiography.

>>88118704
I don't have the numbers to back this up, but Mattel's probably hurting a little since they lost the Disney Princess license. I would guess they're looking to revitalise their girls' brands by any means.

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>Standards of beauty and achievement are bad because they hurt my feelings
>we should only aspire to be fat and mediocre

>>88115652
>Barbie

who the fuck cares?

>>88118770
Wrong. You shouldn't aspire at all.

>>88115652
Why do you even care?
In what reality was this ever going to be good anyway? It's not like Transformers or Superman where there's an actual audience here, this is a movie based around nothing but name recognition. It's like if you people started complaining about how bad of a job Hollywood did on Battleship or The Haunted Mansion. Who fucking cares?

>>88118795
>>88118847

i care more about this than ghostbusters desu

>>88118770
>>Standards of beauty and achievement are bad because they hurt my feelings
>>we should only aspire to be fat and mediocre
isn't this how we hit the Brave New World timeline?

>>88118861
That's kinda sad.

>>88118884
I never cared for the old people comedy in ghostbusters

>>88116305
>not liking both

>>88116343
You mean woman POC

>>88116371
Why do you hate your sister?

>>88116744
And yet you keep replying

>>88116843
Sounds good to me

>>88116986
>raping a good franchise like Ghostbusters
The original Ghostbusters was shit and you know it

>>88117268
Is it weird that I'm surprised that they didn't do that like ten years ago

>>88117752
Is Ken trans?

>>88118079
I'd be cool with getting fucked by five men at once

>>88118204
Thank God

>>88118293
Please keep her out of Canada, we don't want her anymore than you do

>>88118362
>ruined Ghostbusters
Oh no your poor childhood, boo hoo

>>88118412
Have you...ever been around a female before? It sounds like you haven't

>>88118552
It is indeed a bit more complicated than that. The type of scenario in question that a lot of women find hot as a fantasy does indeed fill the definition of rape, but labeling it as rape fantasy is pretty misleading.

The common sexual fantasy among women is to be very aggressively pursued, up and including the man ignoring her protests when it comes to having sex. In real life, such scenario would probably actually be rape, sure. But it's still pretty different from what rape as a sexual fantasy is.

JESUS, IT ONLY GETS WORSE

Http://perezhilton.com/2016-12-02-amy-schumer-barbie-live-action-movie-sony-mattel
>Mattel has teamed up with Sony for the upcoming family comedy, in which they plan to aim for a contemporary take on beauty and feminism.
>The story begins in a perfect land of Barbies, where one woman (Schumer) slowly realizes that she doesn't fit in. She is expelled from the plastic utopia and journeys to the real world where she learns being different actually has its advantages.
>Better yet, it's expected Schumer will rewrite the script with her sister Kim Caramele, so you know the comedian's gut-busting jokes will give the Barbie-verse a long-overdue makeover!

This is who this movie was made for, fags like these.

>>88115652
I see no fault in the casting. Isn't Hollywood trying to cater to Tumblr now? Amy is perfect. A nice chubby cutie who isn't boderline fat.

This is the new norm, the new standard.

Get use to it, /co/.

>>88118938
The only gut Amy Schumer's ever busted...

Well, you can see where I'm going with this.

>>88117592
Guessing it's from one of the Comedy Central roasts but that's not really a "roast" line and is basically ripping off Jeff Ross saying the same thing to Courtney Love regarding Kurt Cobain.

No surprise since she's a joke thief.

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>>88118938
>Better yet, it's expected Schumer will rewrite the script with her sister Kim Caramele, so you know the comedian's gut-busting jokes will give the Barbie-verse a long-overdue makeover!

>>88118565
But there is no English word for fujoshi. There's not even really an English word for otome stuff. Both would just be "for fangirls", really.