/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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EXPLAIN ZUKE DEBACLE TO GUY WHO IS NEVER HERE?

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>>88099444
what a shit OP image

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I WANNA SNIFF HER HAIR AND PULL ON HER RIBBON

That was an uneventful episode, even for a flashback

>>88099481

C A S U A L S O U T

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>>88099489
Would you rather it be this?

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lapiven

>>88099481
No

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>>88099481
Basically. Someone found her private tumblr blog which she had since October 2015. Some of her posts had juicy details about how she hates her abusive job. How she hates her abusive, narcissistic boss, referring to said boss as the creator of a children's TV show. She expresses her discontentment on how she actually wished she could board. She also posted about how she's angry that the queer relationship she was trying to write about got uprooted and completely destroyed by her abusive, narcissistic boss. She also fangirls about Lapidot all the time and she's generally just an unlikeable cunt and quite hypocritical for calling someone else a narcissist when she blatantly is one herself.

What followed then is that some retard decided to publish all the screenshots on reddit. Followed by the news leaking to places like tumblr, leading to a youtuber the Roundtable to make a video about it (which he's since deleted). Zuke then changed her blog's url, then she completely deleted it. Next, someone else, pretending to be Zuke on her old tumblr url, wrote a post about how the account was fake and everything was made up.

Also, Matt deleted all his SU related tweets.

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Seriously we do have more SU after season 5 right? theirs no way Rebecca can tie up every thing in a season and a half.

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I'm back with my best work yet!

Also, TGAAB was adorable. Do we have any idea when the next episode will be?

>>88099505
Do you think that tugging on her ribbons would hurt? Or her dress? Aren't they technically part of her body?

>>88099559
is this a new pasta?

>>88099489
Centipeetle junk looks surprisingly fitting. Plus, she could see where she's aiming.

>>88099528
Too reckless. Be more careful.

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So who's gonna be the first gem to die?

ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU
ONE NIGHT OF LOVE IS ALL WE KNEW

>>88099559
damn

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>>88099531
Literally the ship with the most evidence in the series. Literally endgame.

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>>88099444
>two dubs and a trip
We're off to a rousing good start.

>>88099577
pearl reacted like her ribbon was part of her body (and it is, so i say yes)

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Should I post the Steven stuffing story you guys love so much?
Just say.

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>>88099607
>Peridot had a picture with Steven that literally said end game
>Lapis is end game

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>88099559
Nothing is confirmed. Everyone's just doing bullshit internet sleuthing.

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>>88099577
Not if she wants it to happen.

>>88099577
I've always wondered if they're like a 3D model and there's nothing besides what you see

>>88099607
PLEASE, PLEASE, UNDERSTAND
I'M IN LOVE, WITH ANOTHER GEM

>>88099444
>filename

Hilario

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>>88099638
yes

>>88099528
hot. is there a link to a fuller version, or is that it?

>>88099221
You're missing the point. Diamonds are powerful, and have huge amount of control over gems. Quartz' are comparatively less powerful, and have less control over other gems.
A diamond controling her gems in a new and convoluted way doesn't mean much.
A fellow gem rising up against the diamonds is a folk hero, the stuff of legends.

A fireman saving people from a burning house by using a water gun? Stupid and unnecessary.
A child saving people from a burning house by using a water gun? Newsworth

The same principle applies.

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>>88099591
It's gonna be Lapis

Will Stevonnie become a permafusion like Garnet?

>>88099607
The crew has already said the Gems are too old for Steven. It's a great platonic ship but it is absolutely not going to be canonically romantic.

>>88099585
Nah, it should be fine actually.
No nips or vag.

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>>88099709
Matt said that, and he is a liar and is also gay.
E N D G A M E

>>88099705
The amount of shit that would hit the fan if Connie's parents found out about that would be massive.

Would they have a citizenship card for the fusion as well as Steven and Connie?

>>88099577
We've seen Pearl and Amy move their clothing around. Garnet's glasses form at will.

I wanna know if they can just form new clothes infinitely. Can they give them out for other people to wear, or do the clothes disappear like at a certain distance/time away from the original gem?

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>>88099591
Garnet, temporarily, see Exhibit A

>>88099561
Why not? She's covered some topics in 11 minutes better than some movies have in 2 hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZU_0vDqrFk

>>88099725
It's pretty clear when Matt is joking and when he's serious. Lapiven isn't end game.

>>88099752
I want Eyeball to show Sapphire her knife.

>>88099561
They defintley could tie up everything in a season if they really wanted to. This show isn't that complex.

which show is gayer? Yaoi on Ice or Steven Gayniverse?

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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

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>>88099661
So you obviously weren't following her shit huh. I had it all come up on my tumblr whenever I'd check my feed for new geology jokes and art. It's real anon, I don't know why you choose to be such a sceptic. The poor woman is fucked up. I'll admit, I really dig the absurdist depression humor she'd post, but when it got serious about her job it got awkward.

I miss the stupid WoW posts and her describing riding an Uber.

This was a good episode. But my only problem, and my problem with most of the show, is that often times I wish they would've taken it further. This show always skims the surface.

When Greg mentioned how the CG's threw a jungle gym at Steven's babysitter, that would've made for a much more interesting episode, or if Pearl was much more distraught.

I wish the writers werent afraid to take risks. Could have done without Pearl's forced crying though, her actions speak louder.

>>88099725
I wish crack shippers could just have fun with their ship instead of being delusional about it being canon.

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>>88099770
He was obviously joking on this one to appease tumblr, my boy MattyB knows the score.

>>88099703
So basically if Rose is PD, you'd be upset because your ideal uprising headcanon would be BTFO? Gems are not equal, it would make sense for one that is extremely powerful to take the initiative.

>>88099833
>Steven kept eating he was such a greedy little boy that his already full gut demanded more food.
>Steven quickly begun to eat tubs full of ice cream there was so much ice cream it was a miracle that he didn't get a brain freeze.
>Steven's big belly grew bigger and bigger his yellow shirt stretched around his mid section the buttons on his shirt strained and his soft fat tummy spilled through the gaps on his shirt.
>Steven was lost in his gluttony only wanting to eat "Much" "chew" Mmmmm more.."
>Steven kept eating determined to empty the fridge of all its delicious contents stuffing his face full of cake ice cream doughnuts and cookie cats
>His belly kept getting bigger becoming a big round basketball that was so perfectly round and soft to the touch.
>The buttons on his shirt begun to pin off like bullets letting more of his soft belly grow out for more room.
>It didn't take long till after Steven had almost cleared the fridge for Stevens big belly to finally burst out of his shirt running his favourite pajamas.
>Stevens belly jiggled for a bit from bursting free from Stevens shirt his belly now fully exposed perfectly round big and adorable with his belly button gem in the centre shinning brightly in the middle of his fat belly.
>Steven didn't care one bit that he now had a huge belly the size of a volley ball all the mattered was eating everything in the fridge Steven was a greedy boy and he loved ever minute of it

>>88099791
eeehhh, I'd say it's good at implying things rather than stating them. Saves time. The show is very complex if you start thinking about all the extra thought that goes into stuff that only comes to light when you rewatch old episodes

>>88099862
>Steven kept on eating filling his already full gut with more food there was not a lot left in the fridge and Steven was already past full as his belly hurt a bit from being so big and full.
>Steven carried on and kept eating determined to eat ever last bit of food in the fridge.
>Steven eat doughnuts muffins cakes and ice cream like a human trash can.
>Steven even chugged down a big bottle of chocolate milk ever chug made his huge belly a bit bigger.
>Steven looked down to see his huge belly it was so big he couldn't even see his feet anymore.
>Steven loved the sight of his own huge belly he found it funny and very satisfying.
>It didn't take too much longer till every bit of food in the once full fringe was gone and that was left were a few cookie cats.
>Steven reached for them but tanks to his massive gut he lost balance and fell over onto his back.
>The weight of his belly knocked the wind out of him and poor Steven was stuck on the floor with his own belly pining him to the ground.
>Steven tried to get up but even with his super strength couldn't get up from the floor and only made his belly jiggle.
>Steven quickly gave up too full and tired to get up back to bed or to close the fridge.
>Steven lied on the floor looking at his huge beach ball sized belly it made lots of sloshing and gurgling sounds.
>Steven rubbed his big sore belly and found it very soothing he even giggled with he jiggled it like a water balloon.
>It didn't take long for the heavy amount of food and the late night to make the already tired magical boy fall asleep.
>Steven snored through the rest of the night his big belly rising and falling with his breathing

>>88099791
Oh what, not complex enough for you? Are you going to go suck off GoT's tiny cock again?

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>>88099743
What's up with Pearl being able to change her clothing but not her appearance?

Did she get poofed by her previous owner (s) enough times to change her appearance and now she's super attached to this one?

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>Where did the idea for “I Could Never Be (Ready)” in “Three Gems and Baby” come from?

>“I Could Never Be (Ready)” came in part because I was asking a friend about his baby daughter and wondering how he knew he’d be ready to have a baby. He told me you can never be ready and that that’s something a lot of people say, but it’s really true. That’s half the reason I wrote the song, but the other half is a secret I’ll only tell when the show is over.
>a secret I'll only tell when the show is over
What did she mean by this?

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>>88099890
>Steven slept all night long on the cold kitchen floor with his huge overstuffed belly looming ontop of him.
>His belly was so massive it was almost half as big as him and took up his whole mid section.
>His food filled belly gurgled and made sloshing sounds as he slept trying to digest all the sugar and calorie filled food he ate.
>Steven himself slept peacefully through the night snoring loudly like always.
>Ever now and then Steven would put his hands to his belly to rub his sore tummy and because of all the food he ate and he would even smile in his sleep feeling his big warm tummy jiggle.
>In the early hours of the morning the crystal gems finally returned from there long mission >Amethyst said "Man that took way to long I'm hungry."
>Pearl "Is that all you can think about? we just captured 3 gem monsters and all you want to do is eat more disgusting food."
>Amethyst "Hey dont knock it till you try it "P"
>Amethyst hungry from her long mission walked over to the kitchen section of the house and was shocked to see Steven was on the floor sleeping with a huge fat belly rising and falling as he slept.
>Amethyst said "Uhh guys you mite want to see this."
>Garnet and Pearl walked over Pearl "What is it Ameth..aaAAhh STEVEN w-what happened to him?
>Garnet sighed and said "I saw this coming I thought he had more will power but I guess I was wrong."
>Pearl walked over to Steven who was still sleeping and pocked his BIG gut making it jiggle like a lava lamp.
>Her concerned expression turned to anger as she turned to Amethyst.
>"Amethyst look at what you did! Stevens eaten himself into a coma all because you tempted him with endless amounts of junk food WHICH YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO EAT!
>Amethyst said "What? how is this my fault Stevens the greedy one here its his fault besides that was all MY food."

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>>88099908
The true meaning of the song will be revealed when Steven's true nature is revealed.

Why are people talking about Rose = PD again? There's no way Rose can be PD unless she was a fusion.

>>88099921
>Steven slowly awoke to the sounds of Amethyst and Pearl bickering at one another. >Steven was soon fully awoke wondering why he was on the floor and why Amethyst and Pearl where bickering.
>He looked down then quickly remembered why.
>He ate everything in the fridge last night and now had a huge overstuffed belly that was almost as big as a beach ball.
>Steven blushed realising that he was lying on the floor with his big bare belly hanging freely out haven eaten all the food.
>He most of looked like a pig to the gems and it embarrassed him.
>The gems quickly noticed that Steven was awake and blushing heavily
>"Steven awkwardly said "Ummm g-good morning guys hahah... "BURP"
>Steven quickly covered his mouth as Pear looked really annoyed while Amethyst let out a laugh
>"Hahahaha wow dude you know I was a bit anger at first that ate all my food but I got to say this is pretty funny."
>Pearl said "Steven cover up your over stuffed stomach this instant."
>Steven tried to get up but his big belly was still weighing him down Garnet had to help the embarrassed boy to his feet making his belly jiggle even more.
>Steven quickly rushed into the bathroom to change "
>Garnet went to the door and said "Steven I know a diet is hard but you need to control your self. Your body is different to gems and you cant just burn off all that food right away know that I'm not angry with you Steven I'm just a tad bit disappointed."
>Steven quickly changed out of his ruined cloths and put on his usual jeans sandals and pink star shirt.
>But to Stevens dismay he couldn't get his shirt over his big belly.
>His huge tummy was far too big and Stevens shirt could barley cover half of his overstuffed tummy.
>Steven looked at himself in the mirror he looked ridiculous ith his big belly hanging out of his shirt even his belly gem was on full display.
>Steven rubbed his belly and said "Sorry mom I know I'm on a diet but I guess I kind of flew off the wagon ughh..."

>>88099709
Steven ages. What about when Steven is an adult?

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This is so adorable

>>88099948
>Steven was unable to get his shirt over his big fat belly so he had to settle on his gut hanging out which was super embarrassing for Steven.
>He walked out of the bathroom to see the gems Pearl looked uneasy at the sight of Stevens big belly Amethyst was trying to hold back her laugher and Garnet was just being as cool as always.
>Pearl "Steven you need to control your hunger you cant go on missions if your overstuffed with food your belly would get in the way."
>Garnet "It wont' Steven you need to dedicate yourself to this diet and for now on Amethyst cant bring food into the house."
>Amethyst got annoyed "Oh come on its not my fault Stevens as greedy as a warthog way do you have to punish e for this?
>Garnet "You do tease Steven with food knowing full well he needs to lose weight I think it would be best for the both of you if you cut down on the food,"
>Steven "I'm sorry guys I dont know what came over me last night I promise this wont happen again."
>Amethyst said to Garnet "Can I at least still eat from the trash?
>Garnet paused and then said "As long as you dont bring any trash into the house."
>Steven jiggled his fat belly "Huh my gut is still so big I eat a lot last night and I dont think its all digested yet."
>Pearl who was still very grossed out my all this talk of "food" and "bellies" said "Why dont you go for a run or something try to work that weight off and please do it fast I dont want to stare at your stomach all day...."
>Steven smiled and said "Right on it! ill burn these calories off in no time."
>Steven went out the front door and while Steven was getting ready to run Amethyst said from the door "Run fat boy run you can do it Steve!
>Steven blushed Amethyst only called Steven a fat boy a few times in his life but he hated when she said it.
>He knew she was just teasing but Steven found it really embarrassing.

>>88099808
They just don't have the time. They only have 11 minutes per episode and many concepts to jam in those eleven minutes. Maybe it worked well in the earlier seasons, but at this point they have more than enough to fill 22 minutes easily. Sadly, 11 minutes is CNs default format and that's not going to change.

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>>88099444
OP's image is edgy Naruto pic
This episode could be actually good.

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>>88099725
>>88099607
Pairing a fat little retard like Steven with any gem is a sad waste.

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>>88099818
>implying

>>88099974
rev up those gas chambers

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>>88099661
While I am glad that you have accepted that Aliza was in fact following (Zuke's) private blog, you're obviously still in denial

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>>88099990
They have a pure and wonderful love for each other, they're the only ones that can give each other what they need.

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>>88099908
she had a miscarriage and she wasn't ready for it

this show is probably ending in a little over a year and it's making me depressed.

So is their porn of greg and baby steven yet?

>>88100002
Please stop. Thus has been posted so many times now. Just make a shitty AO3 post and link it if you're desperate for attention. You're done.

>>88099969
That could happen. He won't be an adult in the show though, which is what I meant.

>>88100039
With these hiatuses? I give it a good 4 years.

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>>88100023
She was following Zuke's old 'Foodstain' blog too, which can still be seen since that blog isn't deleted like the 'Poopingpenis' one the screenshot collage is from

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>>88099833
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>>88099890
that's spam negro. report is perfectly reasonable

>>88100039
I can't wait for su to end and pug davis to begin

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>>88100064
>>88100039
>Show will end in three years, most of that will be hiatus

>>88100060
>we will never have a distant sequel where Steven has to come to terms with his long existence and Connie's death while Lapis helps him recover from it, healing herself as well
Just fucking end me.

>>88099859
A) not saying it wouldn't make sense,(although some of the reasonings i've heard before don't) it would just be a shitty and boring plot twist that actively removes depth and fights against one of the main themes of the show.

b) How god damned diluted are you that you're claiming the thousand year gem war is somehow my headcannon? Does Pearl not exist because you like to think all gems are thick? Is greg actually a hot south american woman because you jack it to the idea of your rose diamond being a lesbo? Take your dessert you troll, you will get no more from me.

>>88099505
Where is this from? New promo?

>>88100124
are you retarded

>>88099481
KILL YOURSELF OR STOP BAITING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>88099396
It's not just the physics, it's the writing in general. They have trouble when it comes from transitioning from one episode to another if they're supposed to be together one after the other. They wanted a way to get Steven and Eyeball alone together for some more lore dumping, but didn't think of a very good reason why and just had to go with it. There should have been no reason why the Rubies were blown out of the moon base in the first place since to them the gravity should have been something akin to that of Earth's and the air rushing out wouldn't have been nearly enough to blow out of the moon's gravitational pull.
The problem is that once they set their focus on something, they have trouble thinking of logical ways of getting there and instead of thinking "Hey, maybe we should change the destination" they just rework how the journey goes until it no longer makes sense. It's the same problem they displayed with the Jasper arc. They wanted Jasper to be put into a position where she could lore dump as well, but also wanted her to be a recurring threat. Unfortunately to be a threat she has to be around when all of the CGs aren't in one place, so this created problems with the writing of a different kind. She had to show up at ridiculously convenient moments in places where she shouldn't have really had any knowledge of Steven being. Alone at Sea was the beginning of this, and one of the most egregious examples, tied maybe with Gem Hunt. She refuses to even acknowledge Steven (who she believes is Rose Quartz) and instead focuses entirely on Lapis. It isn't until Steven interrupts her that she even considers Steven being there, but doesn't even act like he's somebody who had done something incredibly traumatizing in her life that she's seeking revenge for. Instead she seems more like she's angry about him supposedly ruining her chances at fusing with Lapis.

>>88100101
>implying that won't be the special OVA epilogue showing Lapis and Steven's marriage, effectively juking everyone including Zuke

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For the anon who wanted the source of the last OP

>>88099559
>>88099661
Pretty much this; Pro or Anti Zuke, there have been no real official developments yet from the SU staff related to the matter. Although, having gone through the blog while it was still up, I wouldn't be surprised if it was actually Zuke's, there is no real solid evidence linking the two other than some weird posts regarding her relatively undefined job and, more importantly, post dates matching episode release dates. The poster of the original screenshots was secretive regarding how he came across the blog in the first place, so some degree of foul play might have been involved. Anyway, lurk more.

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>>88099489
>>88099983
The pic is a reference to a scene in the episode, dum dums

>>88100158
Then we have her appearance in Gem Hunt. Another piece of contrivance to get the two of them in one place, they just happen to be hunting the same gems in the same place. Only now she's building an army for some reason, presumably to be able to kill Rose Quartz. Only Rose Quartz is right in front of her with only Pearl and a human standing in her way and she ignores this, choosing instead to just walk. This is so she can show up again in Crack the Whip and be a "threat" again. Again the gems are sent off screen so that she can pose a slight threat, and at this point the formula has become apparent as well and her appearance is anything but a shock. So she shows up and the first thing she does is split up her little gem mutant force, giving away her element of surprise and power in numbers. If all of the other gems had been there she would have been in even more trouble than she was, but it's ok because apparently she got the memo that she's only allowed to show up when the other CGs have been placed off screen. So after her first dog gets wrecked easily by Amethyst the second one enters the picture with her and puts up a good fight against Connie, Lion and Steven. Things probably would have gone a lot differently for Jasper if she had two of them at this point, but again the writing couldn't allow that because it had to follow a certain direction, regardless of logic.

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>>88099798
MAMA

>>88100124

One of the shorts they released some months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k_RjBBV8pc

>>88100179
So the three of them are able to handle the gem mutant while Jasper poofs Amethyst. Then Jasper does a classic villain move of taking too long to finish the job and spends her time talking to a poofed Amethyst gem instead of just quickly shattering her. The fight sequence that follows between her and Stevonnie is laughable at best because of the way that she Jasper is defeated. I'm not sure if it's a problem stemming from SU being unable to accurately depict events happening quickly or if Jasper really was meant to be so stupid that she stared at Rose's shield for 3 seconds while Stevonnie slowly fell down with Rose's sword, but either way it didn't do anything to impress upon me that the victory was anything but just another way to railroad the plot in a certain direction, rather than a consequence of the actions of the characters. All of this was to lead up to Earthlings where she once again was conveniently placed into a situation where she's not confronted by all of the CGs at once. Instead of using this opportunity to her advantage like she should have done to begin with, she uses it to make fun of Amethyst some more. The goal of her life being right in front of, with only Amethyst blocking the way, whom she had easily defeated before and what does she do? She just gloats about herself. We know how that ends up, she of course gets beaten because she allowed Steven and Amethyst time to fuse together instead of taking Amethyst out in a timely matter. And again, this didn't feel like a consequence of character actions, but instead the guiding hand of the writers was clearly visible, pulling the strings despite the puppets' protests.
It's pretty easy to see why such things as the moon base having air are the way they are, it's so the plot can move how the writers want it to, without having to put any effort into coming up with valid motivations or actions.

>>88100145
Be nice. Not everyone remembers every single thing from the show.

>>88099444
I-IS STEVEN NARUTO?
DOES HE KNOW JUTSU?

>>88099798
Oh

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPER

>>88100158
>trying to act THIS smart
The real answer is that it's a kids show and they didn't put much thought in giving a reason as to why aliens can talk in space.

>Baby Steven devastated when Garnet disappears
>They never unfuse again just because they don't want to make Steven sad

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>tfw you will never go innazone with any of the gems

has anyone considered that steven may not need to breath?

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What is something that could plausibly/possibly happen in the show that would piss you off the most? (pic unrelated)

>>88100210
Yeah, it's actually this.

http://konohalibrary.wikia.com/wiki/Talk_No_Jutsu

>>88100158
>>88100179
We all already know the writers are shitty talentless hacks, that's what makes the Rose Quartz = PD theory possible

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>>88100210
NO, STEVEN IS GOHAN! HE KNOWS HOW TO FLY!

>>88099725
Source?

>>88100039
We're solid for at least 2018. That's plenty of time for your feelings become stale and eventually dead like the rest of us.

>>88100279
They literally stated rose killed PD and her mural looks nothing like rose

>>88100275
It has come up before, yes. But we don't really have any proof of that at the moment.

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>>>88097183
That is not Pink, its this monster. Also Lars didn't have Stevens powers. Why would rose have pinks?
also gems in a bubble are in a stasis, they cant do anything.

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>>88100101
>Steven has been depressed for years after the death of his one true love. Even if the gem war had been won Steven simply cant feel any happiness now that Connie is dead.
>Steven becomes emotionally distant to the crystal gems unable to truly share his pain with them.
>Lapis has loved Steven for years and sees that Steven is in great pain.
>Lapis knows pain better then any other gem and knows what he's going through.
>Lapis starts to comfort Steven sharing his pain and understanding how he truly feels.
>Steven tells Lapis about how much he misses Connie and soon Steven starts to tell her about all the times they had sex and how much he misses sleeping with her.
>Lapis fees herself connecting more and more with him everyday and she even makes him smile again.
>One day Steven is more upset then ever and cant hold back his tears finally accepting that she's gone forever and he just cant take it.
>Lapis sees how much pain he is and while they look at each other with teary eyes Lapis comes close and kisses Steven.
>There kiss becomes deeper and more passionate as they start to embrace with Steven ripping his cloths off while Lapis shapeshifts her cloths away.
>They both lay in bed kissing and hugging one another.
>Steven is so turned on he's not had sex since Connies death.
>Steven has sex with Lapis its passionate and deep and they kiss and hold hands as they make love.
>By the end Steven cant hold in his tears no longer and buries his face into Lapis chest crying his eyes out.
>Lapis comforts him while he lets out all his pain stroking his hair and hugging him tightly.
>Lapis tells Steven. "I love you Steven and no matter what you're going through ill be be by you're side to share the pain.
>Soon Steven stops crying and falls asleep in Lapis embrace.
>Lapis calmly stokes his hair and hugs him as he sleeps.
>For the first time in years Steven sleeps peacefully and once again feels love.

>>88100276
Jasper coming back and getting turned into a dumb meme :(

>>88100272
>gems immune to radiation
they can never get the full experience

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>>88100276
It ends without resolving anything

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>>88100276
Blue squad not being canon.

>>88100287
Watch the shorts.

steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Shorts

>>88100276
Lapis literally never talks to the CG
probably will happen i should just end it all

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>>88100276
happy ending

>>88100339
What else needs to be resolved? Most loose ends can be tied up in like 15 episodes

>>88099770
Yep, Matt is only joking when what he says doesn't support something you believe in and he's completely serious when he says that does.

>>88100276
Greg doesnt die

>>88100319
on the water tower he was ok, and when he was thrown into space he didn't froze nor died of asphyxia

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I MISS THE SHOW WHEN IS IT COMING BACK

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>>88100276
Peridot gets her limbs back, then destroying them completely for some symbolic shit and forever remaining as the pint-sized meme machine we're supposed to take seriously on rare occasion.

>>88100276
Steven doesn't end up being immortal.

>>88100405
No, he's joking when his tweet comes across as sarcastic.

Did Pearl contemplate straight up ripping apart that baby?

>>88099489
>there are people that actually believe this

>>88099481

Zuke was living streaming Overwatch and answering questions. Someone asked about Camp Pning Hearts being a thing about Lapidot and she said that fans need to calm down not everything is a big secret or meaning.

Tumblr got mad and bullied her off the internet.

>>88100464
yes

>>88100276
Steven ends up with Connie

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>>88099798

Why must all waifufags live their lives in pain knowing they can never be with their waifus or live in sheer ignorance

>>88100449
Good thing we have somebody like you here to interpret sarcasm in text for the rest of us since clearly such a thing is clear cut and cna be neatly categorized one way or the other based off of objective analyses. Thanks, based anon.

>>88100497
I'm already used to pain so it's not that bad.

>>88100291
i mean, they are dying, somewhat; a few days ago i was here talking about how the show is past it's prime and starting to become inconsistent. finding out that this was supposedly the final greg flashback episode, which honestly it shouldn't have been considering they kinda blew over a whole decade of greg and rose's relationship, leaves me more sad than dissatisfied. i could handle a slight drop in quality as long as the world was still being expanded, and stories were being told. but now that it seems we might not even get much more (the whole of season 1 was supposed to be a prologue, and we still haven't set up a clear threat or conclusion with presumably only 42 episodes left). if the show is ending soon, i really hope it at least continues in other media, cause there's so many stories to tell.

>>88100276
Another crossover
That or a cliffhanger ending

>>88100477
kill yourself newfag

>>88099725

Who knew Steven had a good taste in games.

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>>88100449
And the age one was clearly sarcastic. Based Matt just confirmed my ship.

>>88100502
It's clear cut when done well. Matt usually is fine with making his sarcasm clear.

I've not been around, did this ep get leaked early and if so how long ago?

>>88100514
I just live in ignorance
I can still love Pearl
But yeah it's painful sometimes, good luck to you, anon

>>88100565
go watch it, man
don't get spoilers

>>88100339
I also enjoy clawing out my constantly regenerating brains.

>>88100548
You're not seeing things clearly because of your ship. But even if he wasn't serious, it's correct. Steven is too young to be shipped with adults or adult-equivalents.

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>>88100496

>Steven's gem needs to "breathe"
>Yet later on he covers it with his shirt all the time with no consequence
Nice consistency

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why are Matt's tweets still being discussed. Didn't he purge everything SU related?

remember when we actually liked Matt and didn't obsess over his twitter shitposts?

>>88100477
I remember that. I wonder if tumblr is what sent Zuke over that precarious edge she was already walking. Lapidots were pissed she wasn't pushing for it in the first place.

>>88100626
Matt, the internet doesn't work that way. You can't just delete something and expect everyone to just act like it never happened.

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>>88100604
You couldn't sense the sarcasm in what he said? You must not be very good at reading it.

So according to the foodstain blog, Zuke hated Jasper? I'm glad she's fucking gone even more now.

>>88100564
It's clear cut when you want it to be clear cut.

Let me guess, has everyone already figured this out?

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/153930953794/endgame-steven-will-poof

>>88100653
So you've said.

>>88100589
I already have. Im just wondering how far back I need to go to get to livewatch

>>88100545
>he didn't watch the shorts
It's Connie's laptop.

>>88100621
Is it natural for you to immediately jump to the "writing inconsistency" excuse? Why not assume years later Steven's gem as simply grown accustomed to being covered.

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>>88100655
How so, she's indicated that she likes all the HW meme gems.

>>88100339
>>88100276

"there wasn't really a BIG idea, just a bunch of small idea's that never came together..." This being a statement about the show.

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Wait... What?

>>88100697
wtf I love Connie now

Has Zuke actually been confirmed to leave now?
It might be time for me to throw a party . . .

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>>88100626
>the longer this show goes, the worse the crewniverse is appearing to be

why can`t the good die young?

>>88100464

nah


just pulling the gem and letting him bleed out

>>88100711
>trusting the fake german meme titles
who the fuck is spreading that shit, it's not a real title

>>88100711
>inb4 The War

>>88100711
>>88100735
>Episode 21 and Episode 22
They're not even trying as well.

>>88100626
>>88100626
We never liked Matt.

so now that it's heavily implied that steven is going to poof and reform at the end of the series, do you think his second form will have pink hair?

actually, if there are only 42 episodes, predict what happens in them.

>10 townie episodes
>pearl flashback episode
>corruption cure arc gets 2-3 episodes, literally every gem stands by steven no issue
>jasperdemption literally gets 2 or 3 episodes, at least one of which is shared with lapis
>lion backstory episode
>one episode about bismuth learning the error of her ways
>maybe a temple fusion flashback episode
>like 3 episodes on homeworld max
>finale is stevonnie defeating yellow diamond even though stevonnie has literally only faced jasper before
>in fact blue and white diamond are never even shown alive at all
>we get like only 1 or 2 more fusions
>it's over
>isn't it?

>>88100698
>Why not assume
Because there's far too many things that have to be assumed already in this show for anything to make sense. I know you have the crewniverse's collective, symbolic cock lodged deep down in your throat, but even you need to recognize that this show is wildly inconsistent.

>>88100725
I don't think any official confirmation has happened - and it's possible they could decide to wait til her last episode airs before the crew say she's gone - but it's extremely likely she's not with the show anymore.

god, did nobody even know the episode was airing today?

i actually think is people here who got worse, these threads are a shadow of what they used to be

why can't i be back in March when /sug/ was still fun?

>>88100804
Are you retarded or just stupid?

>>88100777
41 episodes of townies followed by one of steven committing suicide

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>>88100777
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>10 townie episodes
If they waste anymore episodes on garbage support cast the show will just be killing itself.

>>88100816
just stupid. explain it to me

>>88100114
A. I've explained why the themes still work, you're just choosing to ignore it

B. Your "ideal" headcanon is Rose is just a nobody who stuck it to HW when we already know that's not true. She's got powers that are only rumors and myths to HW.

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>>88100684
I still really want to see Steven talk to Rose one day. Or at least have a conversation with something close enough. Maybe if he has the guts to try it out in Rose's Room, hinted at with the whale that was Rose's VA.

It feels so fucking weird that Steven is more and more often speaking for the gems as if he knew her himself to try and comfort their insecurities regarding Rose. His childlike wonder at what his mother was like is tarnished as he hears more and more traumatizing stories about her and the people she's affected.

>>88100837
People have been talking about this episode airing today for weeks.

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>>88100621

are you legitimately retarded, anon?

>thinking the show will end on S5
if it were really ending so soon then the crew couldn't still be going strong working

>>88100309
Maybe Rose is a corrupted version of PD.

...Just to keep the bullshit train going.

>>88100907
Are you?

>>88100910
kwality scheissepost

>>88100655
kek she liked and reblogged posts that cuck/shit on Jasper on both blogs, yeah

>>88100829
I would commit suicide if I had to spend that much time around those retarded townies too.

>>88100909
cartoon network needs to cut the crap than and announce a renewal.

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>>88099932
This must be a bait picture.
That's a tumbled quartz, not cut.

Here's a cut piece of rose quartz, also fuck you.

>>88100909
Well why the fuck wont they just say there more seasons coming? are they just teasing us hoping to keep us on thee line hoping its not ending soon why?

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>>88100276
-Show is abruptly canceled without closure
-Steven dies and Rose does not return, rest of the show stars Connie
-All the gems except Steven die, show ends on cliffhanger
-Pearl kills Greg. Turns out she was a homeworld agent all along.
-Shin Godzilla never makes a cameo in the show
-Rose DOES return and replaces Steven, who decides to live with Connie in peace
-Show becomes about the beach citizens 80% of the time

>>88100938

i know you are, but what am i?

>>88100621
Gems don't need to "breathe". That was just Greg's conclusion in this episode.

>>88100907
>>88100938
Brilliant banter guys.

>>88100986
Retarded

>>88100790
It's not really about defending the crew. The show is mediocre and has a niche following, I know.

Saying the crew is shit doesn't really give a lot of room for further discussion. People draw headcanons and AU and theories to fill in the gaps because it's fun. If bashing the crew is your thing, then. Eh. Maybe that's where I'm thinking wrong. That people can actually find enjoyment even if they think 90% of it is shit.

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>>88100705
idk seems like she doesn't like Jasper to me.

>>88100777
>23 townie episodes
>corruption cure arc lasting 2-3 episodes
>at least 3-4 more pearl ptsd episodes
>episode where Garnet talks to Jasper about fusion or whatever
>2 greg episodes
>8 townie episodes
>2-parter finale where YD comes to Earth and gets beat up by some bullshit idk
>all other diamonds or backstory ignored for the most part

>>88101005
The problem is that the crewniverse actively shits on such theories through social media. Either have the show be completely open to interpretation or include important elements in the show itself. Separating production and lore is bad writing.

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>>88100989

im not the one who thought greg's comment somehow meant Steven's gem needs to breath so...

>>88100815
When did you join /sug/? I think spring/summer of 2015 was the most fun I've had in /sug/. It's been pretty meh after that. We don't even hit 250 images all the time anymore.

>>88101068
Too late

>>88101005
This show has had some amazing ratings for cartoon network when new episode air. That's just from TV metrics, not including people streaming it or watching it online later. I wish i had the charts to back this shit up, but the idea this show as hit third and eleventh on charts that exclude the elderly for TV, says something about it.

>>88100942
like what? i wanna see some more.

>>88100958
>>88100977
they did the same with S3 i think when all the seasons were still 52 episodes, we only knew about the renewal beforehand because sugar's dad spilled the beans months in advance. CN has shown they don't give a fuck and will do what they want.

>>88100565
Anyone?

>>88101045
Sucrose herself is pretty removed from all that, though.

I don't think it's good form for the crewmembers, the main writers in particular, to comment on fan theories. Which is probably why Matt Burnett has deleted everything recently. Ben Levin has been pretty polite and removed from SU plot questions as well, I believe.

>>88100909
they're probably storyboarding season five episodes right now. The SOS episodes were cutting it really close with air dates/finished production times and the last of them were boarded before 2015 ended. I think roughly one season is completed every year

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Pearl "Gems in a baby? murder him, maybe"

>>88101069
Not them.
But i remember when image limit to post limit was an actual issue in /sug/.
Nowadays no one really cares enough to bantz about it for 2 hours straight.

>>88101007
The top seems playful especially since there's once about Peri getting punched right above it.
And anyone who likes Lapis or Jasper wouldn't want Jaspis to canon unless they have a hatefuck fetish or are following some AU shit.

>>88101085
that's great, and I'm sure CN is very aware that Sugar is their golden goose. They've been more active in promoting SU and their other cartoons on twitter/tumblr, which may be them acknowledging their strong online fanbase, even if a lot of them watch the show through alternative means.

>>88101130
It aired several hours ago. If it leaked early then it wasn't very long before the official release.

>>88101093
on the poopingpenis blog she reblogged a lot of Peridot stealing Lapis from Jasper and Lapis stealing Peridot from Jasper and on the foodstain one she just reblogs stuff that makes fun of her I guess

>>88100177
If she took it off, would he die?

>>88091442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SQqkCLRdAq

Quick recording of a song an anon wrote a couple /sug/s back that nobody seemed to like. Thought it would be fun to record. Done really quickly, I had to stop after the first take due to my sister needing to sleep. Sorry about the lisping, I can barely understand it myself.

I'd imagine a full version of this song with electric guitar like the lyricist wrote, and feeling heavier. No way Bismuth would be singing along to ukulele strumming.

>>88101166
>It's pearl that's trying to kill her
>Everyone else would save her but Pearl is the one trying to kill her
What's this mean.

>>88101166
god. this cracks me up for some reason

>>88101191
Like what? Post some.

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>>88101069

mid 2015, before that i was on 4+4chan's co version of sug: /sueg/, the board was dead as fuck so i moved to regular /co/

>I think spring/summer of 2015 was the most fun I've had in /sug/

yeah it was pretty great until the mid year hiatus, which is when it started to go downhill and to absolute cancer now

>We don't even hit 250 images all the time anymore.

Jesus fuck, those days seem like a fucking golden age now, were did all the good people go? Why did only the shitty ones stay?

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blue pearl is cutest pearl

I know I posted this up already this thread, but I wanted to repost it because I added something that doubled its likelihood

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/153930953794/endgame-steven-will-poof

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> Art of Pearl forcibly taking out Steven Gem when?

What's this about Zuke quitting? I haven't been on /sug/ for a month.

>>88101213
It's probably Lapis' initial view of everybody around her.

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>>88101210
The lisp was kinda bothering, but I like your uke(?) playing and the tune.

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>you will never see pearl throwing a jungle gym at a teenage girl babysitter

>>88101285
it already exists

>>88101314
that joke was the best part of the episode

>>88101282

well at least you're still here theories-shilling-anon

if anything as a reminder of /sug/'s better days

>>88101328
>it already exists
Could you post it/them please?

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For all we know Yellow Diamond probably just assumed Patriot died when the communicator exploded and then sent the Rubies out to get jasper and is now wondering what is taking them so long to get back.

The actual plot to this show won't progress until the gems do something stupid to alert Yellow Diamond to they're presence or until one of the Rubies slowly drift threw space all the way back to Homeworld.

For all we know Yellow Diamond has been sitting in that chair doing nothing for 330 days.

>>88101335
I feel like the fandom's finally dead realy. Too many hiatuses. I'm probably moving on over to RWBY soon, though that's a dying fandom as well. I really don't want to have to move over to voltron

>>88101296

>>88099559

>>88101166
I enjoy shitty edgy art.

>>88101355
I fully expect Eyeball somehow managing to get back to HW and her next appearance will have her have a nifty new cape and a Pearl.

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>>88101355
>Peridot auto corrected to Patriot for you
Not anymore she's not.

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>>88101391
She was a true Patriot.

>>88101305
Yeah, usually I have to practice singing a song many times before the lisp softens/goes away. Maybe I'll expand the song, practice it and rerecord it later. I'm not particularly fond of Bismuth (she's alright) but would still be fun. If anyone has any lyric ideas, concept ideas for the rest of the song it'd be much appreciated and I could incorporate them.

>>88101355
Will anyone on this show ever do anything? Even S1 had the characters doing something besides memeing and crying.

>>88099559
I wonder if someone on the show just enjoy's fucking with their coworkers. I wonder if they're the same guy or gal that leaked the Jasper reveal in AaS months ago.

>>88101418
No, if they do things then there won't be time for more townie episodes.

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>>88101355
petting the fuck out of Yellow Pearl, no doubt

I wonder where they put the Ruby ship, since it doesn't seem to be at the barn.

DeeDee said she was voiced Blue Pearl and has a YP/YD duet, so I wonder if Steven's gonna go out and visit HW, or if they're coming to him.

>>88101378
SU as a whole is far from dying.
It's /sug/ that's actually dying.
We get hiatused too often and most of the people here don't really go to /trash/ for the "winter" i like to call it so it's usually a pretty solid amount of people.

>>88101355
We really need to address those rubies at some point. Either they're all in orbit around the moon, drifting through the solar system, stranded on the moon, or just floating in space. All of these options sound like hell and I do hope we get to see more of them, possibly in a heel turn from antagonists to goodguy supports.

Are there any more Zukeblog screenshots than this >>88099559 ?

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http://cartoonnetwork.tumblr.com/post/153931863332/rebeccasugar-talks-about-the-history-of-greg

becky says these flashback eps are in a sequence so does that mean we won't see rose being pregnant and telling the gems (pearl) she's giving up her life to give birth to steven?
that's pretty retarded if so.

So /sug/, how would you go about bringing Bismuth back?
Can't keep her bubbled forever.

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>Pearl disappointed she will never be a loli

Quick, make her dream come true!

merchant anon, if you're reading this, do you mind doing something for me?

>>88101435
Not just /sug/. Tumblr and /r/stevenuniverse are dead as well. Just a few months ago my dash would be filled with screenshots and I would have to wait a few hours to post on reddit to avoid getting lost

>>88101443
The Rubies have no real reason to join the CG. If anything, the whole moon business just made them hate them more. I'd rather they stay as goofy antagonists, who occasionally get the upper hand but somehow fuck up.

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>>88101259
There was this, the one where Jasper Lapis and Peridot are in utena outfits and Jasper and Peridot are together and Lapis beats up Jasper with water and then steals Peridot from Jasper while Jasper lays on the floor crying, and another where Jasper and Lapis were dancing and Peridot came over and punched Jasper in the face because she had a crush on Lapis and was jealous

I'm pretty sure there were more but I didn't save the pics and I'm not about to go hunting for links

>>88101432
>YP/YD duet

Ah shit I completely forgot about that. Now that's something I'm really hyped about in this show. Who knows how freaking long it will take to reach that episode though.

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>>88101473
NO
NO MORE GREG/ROSE EPISODES
NO MORE PEARL SALT
NO MORE CUTE AMY
NO MORE SLIGHTLY MORE TALKATIVE GARNET
THIS SHOW IS FUCKING DEAD
ALL POTENTIAL HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN
W A S T E D

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>>88100684
Interesting idea, but I still don't think Steven can nor will ever "poof"

He's not like them. His body isn't just hard light taking up space that makes a vacuum when turned off (hence the implosion/explosion of air when they poof).

Steven's body is a mixture of that hard light structure and organic flesh. It's why the destabilizer didn't work on him exactly, but had some mild effect.
All his light parts were trying to break apart and poof, but his fleshy parts were holding it together or breaking the channel of destabilization.

If Steven were to literally be stripped of his light parts, he'd become an incomplete mess of organic material. That's not going to happen on a kid's show.

I DO think, however, that him being badly hurt, or implied to be badly hurt is entirely possible.
Then either Connie, her mom, or Steven's own powers could come in and save him from a near death state.
He can't poof, but his gem half may grant him crazy healing factor shit.

>>88101435

>It's /sug/ that's actually dying.


maybe it's better this way, collective IQ of these threads has dropped dramatically so maybe it would be more suited for a smaller, more dedicated userbase like trash's

>>88099559
Why is Matt deleting all SU related stuff? Did he finally quit too?

>>88101492
I'd have to disagree to a point considering what you get on your dash is dependent on how many people you follow or like/reblog.

>>88101473
as in referring to episodes involving Greg telling his stories through guitar. Note how every one of those flashback episodes started with a song from Greg.

Rose's last moments is way too important for light-hearted Greg flashbacks.

>>88101262
>Jesus fuck, those days seem like a fucking golden age now, were did all the good people go? Why did only the shitty ones stay?

I miss it too, but let's not kid ourselves - it's fucking terrible now but it was still pretty bad back then. It had some great moments, but as a whole it wasn't 24/7 glory.

I will admit though, it's gotten really bad as of late. If only we could go back to Canadian Peridot.

>>88101492
Yeah, I follow a lot of people who are into SU and I've barely seen any posts about the new episode. Part of it is just that the last few episodes haven't been great, so there's not exactly much to get excited about or talk about.

>>88101506
I know, anon, I know. that's why I edited it to add a part about how connie could save him with a CPR first kiss, which would only heighten the drama

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>>88101486

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>>88101471
I only have a couple of extras but they're pretty boring

Literally every episode that Peridot isn't in is shit

>>88101473
Rose never told them. She didn't even tell Greg. The first person she tells is Steven through the VHS tape.

>>88101498
I think she hates Jasper because it might get in the way of her precious Lapidot. Either way I already hated Zuke and knowing she probably dislikes Jasper is just fuel for me to hate her more.

Glad she's gone, now we might actually get some better writing for Jasper and less Peri and Lapis dicking around being retards

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post yfw

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>>88101486
does this count?

>Zuke quit/was fired.
>Tang will most likely get her job down the road, since she's a slightly less Lapidot obsessive Zuke.
How ironic, Zuke created her own replacement.

>>88101435
>>88101492
Gee, with the endless hiatuses, influx of episodes that while maybe good leave very little to discuss, plot that continues to meander to nowhere, endless drama among the fans and crew, and failed developments of multiple characters, it sure is a wonder how this fandom has slowly dwindled to nothing.
It's much more active following the hype of a bomb or an event like In Too Deep so I'm hoping something like that can revive it.

>>88099528
this gives me a 'bone'er. heh.

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>>88100869
It's kinda been forshadowed that Steven will talk to Rose with his dream powers.
The same way he "went inside" Malachite and Kiki, he'll do it with his own Gem and get to speak with Rose that way.

The room may also work though if they don't go that obvious route. The Room clearly has some kind of lingering will of Rose that Steven can't control.
>Tiny floating whale asking him "what DO you want?" at the end of Rose's Room in Rose's voice, before Steven had ever heard it
>Cloud Connie going rogue specifically to just have Steven stop lying to his girlfriend
It seems like Rose is able to hijack the room in some way to teach Steven lessons like a mother.

>>88101601
pearl said she wanted 'this' so bad, well obviously she knew something

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>>88101378
There's nothing wrong with space cats.

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>>88101355
she's really lazy
she doesn't even dress in the morning unless she has something to do

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>>88101607

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so what Diamond do you guys think Pearl was under?

>>88101622
Yeah, but it's /sug/ and discussion for the episodes that's hit the hardest.
The fandom as a whole is still far from dying but it's like halfway there.

>>88101629
She probably managed to leave some part of her conciseness in there, as a sort of guide/failsafe. If the other Gems know this we'll find out later on.

>>88101602
I think it's already too late for Jasper, but if she does come back at least it's probable that Zuke before she was able to fuck her character up like she did with Peridot and Lapis. Zuke Jasper episodes probably would have just consisted of non-stop cucking jokes.

>>88101686
She might not have been under a Diamond.

>>88099444
This past episode was kind of lame, previous one more than made up for it though.

>>88101355
>for 330 days.
Actually, the recent show timescale has been REALLY small compared to the past.

Like, SWI and the Cluster were dealt with sometime during the Fall, as Same Old World comes right after those and the leaves are changing.
Peridot going full rebel was at most a week or so before that.
It's now winter in the show.

Only like 3 months have gone by.

>>88101725
>This episode was lame, but Gem Harvest made it up for it
Shit taste alert

>>88101712
Jasper is unique in that her corruption happened because of fusing with one, not the Diamonds influence. She might be easier to cure when Steven inevitably tries to help her. That and her whole connection to PD.

>>88101686
PD's court

>>88101712
>literally a beta gem

>>88101643
I can't care enough to remember the characters names. Everyone loves it, but I would have preferred the team just made another series of Avatar. Maybe a prequel starring Kiyoshi

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>>88101712
Too late for Jasper? I don't think so. You just need to believeeeeeee

>>88101554

>it was still pretty bad back then

Literally the lowest point were the occasional ship fights going too far and the shit you get on pretty much every general but the banter, inside memes, drawfags ,hell, even indexer and that admiralwhatever namefag were entertaining on their own little autistic way; i was in both sveg and gfg at some point, but sug was honestly the better of the unholy trinity

coming here feels like a chore now, problem is there's nowhere else to go, tumblr is not suited for minute to minute discussion and plebbit UI and system is cancer plus no pic posting, the fuck am i supposed to do?

>>88101712
>Jasper: Come on Lapis, can't you at least sit next to me.
>Peridot: Sorry Jasper, I belong to her now.
>Lapis: I just want to die.
And more cringy things to that effect I imagine.

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>>88101607
>mfw it didn't go into nightmare territory
>we only got a tease.
I really was hoping something truly scarring, worse than all the supposed rape analogies.

Why didn't Garnet use her future vision to know that Steven was his own autonomous being and not a form a Rose?

>>88100684
I don't know about him poofing, but I could definitely see him having Wolverine-tier regeneration abilities. And I definitely don't think there will be some moment where Steven is resurrected by Connie's kiss but idk it's SU anything can happen.

>>88101808
She was too busy thinking about fusion.

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>>88101686
>>88101720
I'm hoping she was just under some court schmuck of Pink Diamond.

It's better narratively if Pearl was just a normal Pearl, rather than a Diamond's Pearl which clearly has some amount of power/authority considering how much of a bitch Yellow Pearl is.

Also, if her master was some normal Gem in the Pink faction, there's a chance her master is still out there.
Imagine an episode where she shows up and wants her Pearl back?

>>88099559
>All those posts about how she hates that people want a depressed character to just be happy.
Is she honestly not realizing that's exactly what she did with Lapis?

>>88101808
Because the writers only wanted the audience to be reminded that Garnet has future vision, not for her to actually use it.

>>88101686
She wasn't a Diamond's personal assistant. She's defective. More likely she was under a lower-tier ruler, but under Pink Diamond's domain.

>>88101262
Those days arent coming back until we get a lore packed Steven bomb

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>>88101712
>>88101761
>>88101786
>S E A S O N 6
>E
>A
>S
>O
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>6

>>88101808
future vision is fickle, and is especially useless when it comes to things she has little knowledge of, like a gem/human hybrid.

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>>88101889
Why not Season 5????

>>88101889
L E L
E
L E L

>>88101863
No she did the opposite and made her a completely dead sad sack, that'll show 'em. Nobody should try to grow and try to come to terms with their trauma we should all just lie down and be miserable, just like Zuke.

>>88101790
Yeah, I feel you. Just gotta stick it out, homeboy. Sometimes this place lightens up for a while and it's almost like it used to be.

I miss Bits, though. Leaks just ain't the same as streams where nobody knew what the fuck was happening.

>>88101808

she would have to catch the exact moment where steven says he's not rose quartz, i mean how could you "see" he's not rose ?

>>88101801
I was expecting her to actually tug on it and have something freaky happen for at least a second.

Oh well, what we got wasn't terrible.

>>88101808
>>88101858
>>88101877
The point of the episode was that no one knew what Steven was.

>Amethyst thought he was Rose shapeshifted (what she knows)
>Garnet thought he was a fusion (what she knows)
>Pearl thought she was stuck in the flesh body (don't forget she knew Lapis was a Gem stuck in a mirror)
>Greg had no clue besides "baby"

>>88101473
greg's stories/flashbacks are sequential

there's still the chance of seeing flashbacks as told by the gems or something else providing Steven with information

>>88101921
That is a common way people deal with trauma though. It's called depression.

you guys got me pretty nostalgic
so why don't you give me a few draw requests for old time's sake

>>88101921
Its really jarring to see how different Zuke's Lapis is to everyone elses. You can seriously see that she was trying to go for the complete opposite of way of making her character.

>>88101905
Because she'll be fucking Sapphire and Lapis throughout Season 4

>>88101969
But Greg was the closest. Ultimately, it's Steven is defined by his humanity.

>>88101982
depression and sadness isn't the same

>>88099559
>yfw the blog is zuke's, she left SU back in september, and her november meltdown is about a different show that she worked on post-SU