I've never watched Doug. Is it any good?

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>>88093544
I've been looking for an animated episode of Nick Arcade with the original Nicktoons cast from the Nickelodeon cable launch. it was 1979, or close to it. Doug hadn't given birth to his younger sister Judy yet, but as we all know, he would within days of the episode. the games were green screen as was the style at the time. one was Sonic, that much I remember. there might have been a Resident Evil too, and of course Call of Duty.

Doug, as most celebrity guests were, was awful at the games. he constantly died and then would look at the camera and give a "Dear Journal" speech. somehow. he came in second to Ginger Foutley, which I was surprised to see considering she had killed herself a few years ago. beating a pregnant Doug was still an accomplishment, as Judy was also given a controller and their scores counted together.

since he lost, he was deleted from the show. as in, completely deleted. it was like when a film strip catches on fire. I was scared that he would be deleted from his own show as well, but luckily there were different animators and he did not disappear from Doug like he did Nick Arcade. it was quite haunting though, and I can still hear his screams when I close my eyes.

the animated Nick Arcades were hard to come by especially since most betamax players from that time were damaged in the nuclear war with the Soviet Union. still, I distinctly remember this episode and hope to see it again. I think Doug could have gotten more points in Sonic if he had used the spin dash.

>>88093544
I like it yeah. it's really weird and funny in the best way

>>88093544
>poor man's Peanuts
If you're into Schulz and Schulz inspired shows, sure.

>>88093544
>tfw you will never doug faster.

>>88093544
What does the Doug button do?

>>88095547
Turns off the game.

>>88093544
It's mediocre. I can't even remember a single episode from it.

>>88095547
It dougs the doug to doug, obviously.

>>88095656
you don't remember the beets? motherfuckin killer tofu?
you dont remember judy's bizarre founders' day pageant where people dressed up as food?
when Doug wanted trendy shoes and the only ones available with the size of body boards?
when roger tricked him into staying out all night making noises at a pond to try to catch a semi-fictional creature?
when doug had a pimple but it turned out to be a costume party?
when Patty went on a date with him and gave him incredibly mixed signals?

>>88095547
In the game you play as Patti, and the buttons on the right make her shout "Doug" and "Faster".

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>>88094149

What does the doug button do?

>>88099495
old stale copypasta

>>88099523
it only dougs you deeper

>>88096844
Only thing I remember was the cement filled chocolate bars episode and how the owner of said chocolate factory somehow didn't get sued despite selling something potentially toxic for human consumption.

>>88099749
toxic isnt the word i'd use, more like hazardous
but yeah that's the kinda mad shit that goes on in bluffington, a town that's completely obsessed with beets and allowed an ex-mayor known for corruption to act as a principal while openly fixing his son's grades

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Doug is a VERY special cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s

Watch it whike reading the Doug Funny is crazy blog. For extra laughs.

Also music is pretty good. I love Percy's theme music, it's just hard core beat boxing

>>88100403
god i love that guy's analysis. once he's done with disney doug I hope he starts reviewing something else.

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Beebe is cute

>>88100503
agreed. I need to do some lewd art of her.

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>>88093544

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I love doug threads

wish there were more dirty doug fanart, love the concept

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>>88100503

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>>88100812

>>88100720
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>>88100780
I always liked this comic. The art style reminds me of Gorillaz a little bit.

>>88100682
Haha great post anon, what a funny meme you made! I LOVE it! Brb, gonna show this to my friends and family. Would upvote if I could! haha props

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>>88100851

>>88100881
I wish there were more

would love seeing the adult adventures

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>>88100503
That's not Judy.

>>88100898
you have to see a little cleverness to this retarded meme.. finding ways to find it everywhere..

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>>88100924

>>88100935
no but they are both pretty cute
>hey, rich girl. i'm going to college next year.. wanna.. experiment?

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>>88100503

THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA?

HOW THE FUCK DID CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN A AIR VENT GETTING MASHED UP TURN INTO FUCKING CHOCOLATE SWIRL ICECREAM?!

THEY'RE ALREADY CHIPPED! AND AIR VENTS DON'T LEAD TO ICE CREAM MIXERS!

I still don't know what happened and I rewatched the episode a few times

>>88100503
I'd peepee on Beebe

>>88101449
>air vents don't lead to ice cream mixers
of course they do, how else you gonna keep it cold in there? granted, vents with NO FILTER aimed DIRECTLY at OPEN VATS is not the smartest setup.. but again, Bluffington.
and it's not chocolate swirl (as in a swirl of chocolate), it's "Chocolate Swirly", obviously a Mr. Swirly flavor of pretty dubious delicacy, if all it consists of is chocolate bits in some other kind of icecream.

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>>88101946
BUT HE CALLED THE MAYOR EARLIER ABOUT THE ICE CREAM MELTING BECAUSE THE AIR COOLING VENTS BROKE BUT CALLS AGAIN SAYING THE ICE WILL MELT IF HE SHUTS THEM DOWN!

>>88102323
I..

huh, I need to watch that one again.

>>88100503
Beebe is a cunt. She and her asshole father tried to have Doug's dog Porkchop euthanized on Christmas. Fuck this spoiled purple bitch.

>>88094149

Whoever wrote this was either legitimately psychotic or incredibly gifted and accurate at emulating the mind of a psychotic.

>>88104989
I can dish out weirdly-connected subject-salads like that sometimes when I get into the right mode.

>>88104284
I wish I had a Doug button.

>>88104284
That seems quite varied for a Tiger game.

>>88105237
>he cant slingshot hot dogs and lay strips of tar

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>>88097311
das pretty hot

>>88095547
I'm upset, someone on /v/ once posted the manual and I thought I saved it, but I can't find it.

>>88093544
>Doug
>Faster

>>88106377
right? those things were so bizarre. still are I guess
I loved pressing my finger on the screen to see all the shit display at once.
>>88106834
look up, friend! >>88104284

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>>88100187
>give me that green nigger cock you fucking blueberry ape

>>88094149
>>88105219
Meth is a hell of a drug isn't it?

I remember I liked it. Was comfy

>>88104989
it can be two things

As I grew up I got more an more annoyed with Doug himself; he's a bit annoying at how wishy washy he is yet everything works out to his advantage-- He gets out of a cheating accusation by ratting out the other kid to his father (a good thing that kid was riddled with guilt and was glad for it, rather than, you know, never speaking to Doug again and using his popularity to ruin him back) he was a horrendous dick to Skeeter after he was prooven to have genius level intellect and other than the pizza episode, I can't recall a Doug and Patty episode where he didn't fuck up something at her expense.

But what always bothered me the most was how Roger wasn't a bully. He was an annoying giant shit who annoyed everybody else; it always mystified me why he wasn't socially ostracized rather than be given any credence as a threat or regarded as cool by anybody. Even if he was physically imposing, you'd think the entire fucking school would be making fun of that damn voice of his behind his back 24/7...

>>88100954
This shit always reminds me of Gorillaz. When's the new album supposed to drop?

>>88095547
Memes aside, it's essentially a context-sensitive action button.

>>88107266
I think he's from the berenstein bears universe

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>>88111173
lucky for you, I'm a doug lover

>>88104284
Holy shit, Doug button does every-fucking-thing.

>>88102323
why would you even call the mayor for that. Shouldn't he have some guys who do the maintenance?

>>88114260
knowing bob white, he made some campaign promise like "if your factory's in trouble, call me!"

>>88110156
It was a weird show in that regard, yeah. Almost as if it was made by somebody who has a very basic grasp of how actual human beings interact.

>>88117902
it mirrored what life was like for me at the time

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>>88110156
I think it's one of those cases where you can't understand why your life is shit and why everyone shits on you, and then you realize it's all your fault that you get shat on in the first place. That's Doug. He's kind of an annoying twat, but he doesn't know that. That's why Roger picks on him, and that's how most of his problems start, from him being unpleasant.

>>88119376
Hm. Thats a pretty good theory.

>>88119376
his problems are not his own fault, and this bizarre victim-blaming attitude where you say he brings roger's treatment on himself is.. well it's the kind of thing that spawned coddling tumblry thinking in retaliation. and we don't need that getting any fucking worse

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>>88119376
I subscribe to the theory that Roger just wanted to be Doug's friend but he was too autistic to realize it

>>88120542
yeah there are bullies like that, and there are legit ones that ACT like that's their goal only to troll you worse and if you complain, insist to the authorities you were just trying to be friendly. it was very hard to tell the difference back then

>>88093544
Its a show about your average 4chan user before the internet took off.

Make of that what you will.

>>88095547
doug means "putting something in a tiny space" in my language.

"doug faster" would be "fuck me faster".

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>>88093544
>>88100187
>>88100720
>>88111173
Yup, one of those threads.

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I want to rewatch Doug and after every episode read the Doug Is Crazy blog, sure it'll be a ride

Also, remember that episode were Doug became a hustler?

>>88122423
you mean when he was bait and switching the candy?

>>88124829
IT TASTES LIKE CEMENT

>>88120734
That actually happened in Gumball S1. They thought Gumball was bullied by Tina, but when they confront her, Tina thought she was playing with him.

>>88127303
heh
I had the kind that tried to make you look like a crazy moron by loudly "repeating" what you'd said or desired, but consistently making it look like they were just honestly being dumb, not intentionally making you look bad.

it made HIM look twice as bad, so I don't know what he got out of it, but he was a fucking master troll.

>>88111173
>got a half-chub
i fucking hate you /co/

>>88120734
>>88120542
yeah at least one of my friends fell into that category of "engages in bullying behavior but is genuinely being friendly about it", and honestly outside of a couple incidents he was a really good friend

>>88127615
it's why I wish more people were good about just openly stating their honest intentions and/or not being weird about others doing so. if you tell me youre just trying to be friendly, i'll be a LOT less mad about anything you do to me. even if it's a lie, at least it buys you one sandwich baggy of forgiveness until you KEEP doing shit I don't like, and I have to conclude there's either one or the other thing wrong with you

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>>88094149

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>>88093544
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This,Rocko's modern life and Kenan & kel made me switch from nick in a heartbeat.Wasn't too big a fan of Hey Arnold either...

>>88110367
Oh. I see what he means.
Context-sensitive.
Clever.

Literally anyone in the show is more funny or likeable than Doug

Hell most of the times I was rooting for Roger to fuck him over