Worst Dialogue Ever

>Marvel actually published this
KAMALA ISN'T EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE. HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW ALL THIS?

>>88083714
By using the Internet.

>>88083714
Mike made her watch all of West Wing.

Is this a Bendis thread in disguise?

>>88084142
A Bendis thread?

>>88083655
This is no different than Hostess ads where Spider-Man would save the day with snack foods.

>>88083655
Why does she have stretchy powers?
It seems like they're going for a theme with this character...then they give her incongruent powers

>>88083655
But why does she assault some average working joe's while waving a flag?

>>88083655
>Thank you, Ms. Marvel! When do the polls open?
>Yesterday!
>Wait, what?

>>88083655
That doesn't sound unnatural. That's how you deliver that kind of information.

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>>88084659

>Don't forget to vote for hillary goyi... I mean, guys

>>88083655
One of her powers is to turn into a living commercial

>>88084659
>Trump won because Kamala was too lazy to deliver this bullshit sooner
Hope you love the middle east, girlfriend.

>>88084558
TAKE THAT BACK

>>88084558
Those only lasted a single page. In the vein of Super-man giving Doomsday a snickers in the middle of an issue where he's actually fighting him

This goes on for half the book. I worry Waid's soap-boxing traits he writes for Kamala are rubbing off on her in the actual book

>>88083655
>tfw the only one of those people who got off their ass to vote was the construction worker, and he voted trump

Never build a political party around slacktivists.

Why do americans get upset at kamala giving clear instructions on how to vote in an in character way but don't get upset about 1940's propaganda depicting superman killing japanese soldiers?

>>88084936
Oh, I'm sure 1940s Americans got so angry by then.

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>>88084880
It's always bothered me that so many people who don't perform the simple task of voting have the gall to complain about how the system doesn't work.
OF COURSE IT DOESN'T WORK, YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO *MAKE* IT WORK

>>88084936
Because breaking the 4th wall this hard in a comic that isn't about breaking the 4th wall is shit?

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>>88083655

Shouldn't this have come out BEFORE the election? It's basically a PSA about voting.

>>88085192
>Shouldn't this have come out BEFORE the election?
Yes. But this is NuMarlel we're talking about here.

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The Decepticon one gets posted all the time.

Here's the Autobot version.

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>>88085244

>>88085244
>>88085269
It looks more like fashion parade commentary.

>>88085244
>>88085269
So this is like one of the best examples of why "show, don't tell" should be taken into account most times, right?

>>88084538
A Bendis thread.

>>88085305
>make comics like movies, not like comics
Shut up, Quesada.

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>>88083655
I don't even care about American politics; Kamala has never before looked as beautiful as she did in her latest issue.

>>88085423
People like this are why shit like Ms.Marvel is still selling.

>>88083655
Is anyone else fucking sick of Kamala turning into a mouth piece? First issues of her run were basically just girl Spide-Man, she was just a teenage superhero but then CW2 and Champions happen and now she's some expert on social issues and justice and whatever the hell the writer is feeling like talking about today.

>>88085314
A thread about Brian Michael Bendis?

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>>88085460
>below 30k
>selling

>>88083655
I actually like when comics dumb it down with the intention of teaching instead of mocking, and this comic is for teens and this is something they should learn.

but you're just trolling so fuck you

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>>88085830
>30,000 sales means it isn't selling anything

selling =/= successful

>>88083655
A bit that's meant to be educational has unnatural dialogue?

You don't say?

Do you complain about after school specials too?

>>88083655
fuck you pizza guy get your hands out of your damned pockets

>>88084936
The dialogue is stiff
The election was 23 days ago
I just wanted Marvel to give Kamala her own stories instead of political bullshit and crossover bullshit.

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>>88083655
Any incognotimous drawing

>>88083714
She's a muslim and according to Marvel there is nothing more American than that.

>>88085811
The writer?

>>88086301
Yeah, the comic book writer.

>>88085830
That's decent for a comic book nowadays

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>>88083655
Eh. It's just a ham-fisted "go vote" comic. Nothing to see here.

I hope to god she gets deported in the comic. Right before it gets cancelled.

>>88086472

Huh.

>>88086700
Why would an American citizen get deported?

>>88087298
Because Trump, duh.

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>>88087298
Trump will find a way

>>88087349

There's painfully little Trump/Kamala art, the true OTP

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>>88083655
Here, have this

>>88087338
You are shooting yourself in the foot by calling every opinion you dislike to be "/pol/ thus evil".
That how you lost the election, and how you will lose pretty much everything, because nobody likes manchildren yelling names at their problem. You boss, the bank, your familly. you will lose everything with that meme farting attitude.

>>88084936
Because those back-stabbing Nips deserved every bullet.

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>>88087631
Wow.
/pol/fags really are just alt-right tumblrites

>>88085170
I blame our primary system.

I didn't bother getting out and voting for Bernie here in CA, because by the point that our state was allowed to vote in the primaries it was clear that all the momentum (and super-delegates) favored Clinton. So the largest, most liberal state essentially got a candidate the other states had already chosen for us. (at least, that's the way I see it). Of course people stayed on their asses - they felt like they had no voice either way.

I like the electoral college, but so long as this stupid fucking Primary marathon exists one of them has got to change.

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This fucker's gonna drop his pizza on the ground like a dumb asshole because he can't be fucked to use a single hand to hold it up.

>>88085362
Why do you think "show, don't tell" is a movie-specific idea?

"Show" doesn't even have to mean visually.

>>88085460

mate no just because I wanna jerk it to kamala doesn't mean I'm going to buy her comic or read the drivel covering up the pretty pictures

>>88087969
>two hougs lateg
Slowpoke.

>>88084936
Superman broke into people's houses, caused property damage and blamed the guards for stopping him in the first place, he didn't give a shit. Or that time he threw a bunch of corrupt businessmen in a mine and got them out only after they choked on gas.

Kamala is supposed to be taken seriously, doubly so because she's brown AND muslim. And even then the dialogue isn't even natural and you realize it's just the writer speaking through the character.

>>88083655
I should have taken a day off to vote for Bernie in the primaries.

>>88087800
You get it.

>>88088061
Wouldn't have mattered since the DNC was going to nominate Clinton no matter what.

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>>88084936
It's complicated.

>>88085170
The system honestly doesn't work

You either live in a swing state or your vote doesn't matter

>>88083655
>next page
>"btw Vote Hillary! She's the right choice!"

That's construction worker totally voted for Trump.

>>88086472
"writing" is a bit of an exaggeration to what he does these days...

>>88088307
Why didn't you protest at the death camps for Japanese Americans, Supes?

>>88088061
Literally would not have made any difference.

>>88083714
Helped her parents study for their citizenship test? Paid attention in Social studies? Asked Steve about it?

>>88088352
why didn't superman just stop the nazis?

>>88086472
So he writes comics books?

>>88088394
I agree. It's really hard on women when their husbands and sons are slaughtered by the enemy

>>88083714
She paid more attention to this shit than half the US population?

>>88088377
Because Hitler had the Spear of Destiny.

>>88088352
>Death Camp
>implying

>>88088500
>turning dubs into a house of lies

>>88088434
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic. But I think it's true.

>>88088344
An exaggeration?

>>88088393
Yeah, Brian Michael Bendis writes comic books. He's a comic book writer, Brian Michael Bendis is.

>>88084936
Are you implying Imperial Japan didn't deserve it?

>>88084558
The primary differences are
A. Whose were funny
B. Hostess Snack Cakes are good for any occasion, Voting comes once a year and this came out after it happened

>>88083655
>Hey, I want you to go to this website. Go to vote.usa.gov and check it out. Just check it out. vote.usa.gov.

>>88088528
They were Internment Camps anon. They were terrible places and it was a terrible thing to do to American citizens, but they weren't being put in gas showers.

>>88088352
Because they weren't death camps. Dead workers are unproductive dumbass

>>88088476
kek.

>>88083655
Imagine if fucking Bendis wrote this. It would have ran two issues.

>>88089022
>>88089026
Yeah, right.

>>88089048
And it's canon in every DCU.

>>88087590
You could literally post almost everything Hopeless has ever written.

>>88085305
They literally had no choice. The amount of characters simply didn't allow them to do that, specially when the whole cast could be shelved in 5 issues in favor of new members.

>>88084733
The problem is that this shouldn't be in a normal issue. Take the parts of the book dealing with voting, rewrite it and release it for free online a week or two BEFORE (not almost a month after) the election and call it the Ms. Marvel Go Out and Vote Special or something.

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>>88083655
DINDU

>>88087739
>backstabbing
That'd be that faggot Wilson. Japs wanted a Racial Equality Clause at Versailles after World War I because, as an emerging world power who'd fought in World War I and trounced the Russians a decade earlier, they felt they deserved to be on equal footing as the Eternal Anglo, Eternal Frank and Eternal Burger.

Now by "racial equality clause" the Japanese were referring exclusively to themselves and no other non-whites or even other Asians and orientals. The Aussies (who had a whites only policy at the time) took offense forcing the British to vote against it. Wilson needed congressional approval for American entry into his proposed League of Nations and knew something with that name would scare the southern Democrats so he rejected it too. It still passed but then Wilson went and said "doesn't count, did I not tell you it needs to be unanimous :^)" and rejected it outright. This failed to win congressional support for American entry into the LoN which played a big part in making it an ineffective joke. This also had the effect of royally pissing off the Japanese who would then go on to develop a grudge against the United States that likely played a part in their decision to attack the US during World War II.

>>88085460
It's selling less than Gwenpool m8

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>>88084659

>>88083655
Any issue of Jem and the Holograms.

I wanted to like that comic so badly, but I just can't get past the dialogue.

That's what happens when you hire a literal amateur blogger with no writing experience.

>>88084558
But those were ads. This is the actual comic.

>>88088333
>thinking that the president is the only election that matters

This is like 50% of the problem

>>88085244
>>88085269
To be fair, these were less about having real dialog, and more about giving a sales pitch for each of the toys.

>>88087739
Well, yeah. No argument there.

>>88087298
If she's here legally, she'd have supported Trump.

>>88088307

>>It's complicated.

>The american japs are american.
>The american germans are american.

>The japs in jap uniforms shooting at us are the enemy.
>The germans in kraut uniforms are the enemy.

>Kill the enemy. Don't kill americans.

What's complicated?

>>88090161
I like where we live in the universe where she isn't written by a leftist

>>88090083
True. If you don't know who your aldermen/city council are, or your state senators, then you're part of the problem.

>>88083655
Too bad it backfired when all those voters picked Trump

>>88087800
Hillary lost because you and the other supporters only know how to namecall

>>88089133
>Yeah, right.
George Takei. Your delusions are just that. Delusions.

>>88090269
The original reason for the camps was because one of the Jap pilots that Pearl Harbor'd Hawaii crashed on a neighboring island, and was taken in by local Japanese-Americans who were unaware of the attack.

Pilot convinced them to help him sneak onto a U.S base to steal a plane so he could fly back to Japan. They were all caught, and one of them was shot when they tried to escape. This lead to a mainland U.S, already pissed off by the Japanese attack, to jump to conclusions as they are to do that Japanese-Americans can't be trusted, that their loyalty to their ancestral home would compromise the country.

>>88083655
I'm still laughing at Marlel here over that issue.
Fucking fail, they can't make it up.

>>88089026
There's more evidence for unit 731 than there ever was for gas chambers.

>>88090565
Dunno what movie you saw but the Nihau incident was almost completely unlike that story you've told. Main thing tho was yah a pilot was downed and Japanese americans helped him

>>88085244
>>88085269

These read like an issue of Sonichu

>>88083655
Oh wow I'm so mad.

I haven't been so upset since GI Joe taught me how to apply pressure to a wound.

>>88089026
Nazis never got that memo

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>>88083655

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Well if I must.
This is actually from an annual report.