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Negro
Hi
3rd for free them
I don't think that Zuke blog is real.
ZUKE DID NOTHING WRONG
F U C K Y O U S U G A R
lapiven
>>88072050
Soon
>>88071986
I want towifeLapis
POST FANGS
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>88072020
>bullying
>>88071986
When does Lapisravage Sapphire with them water tentacles.
How many people could Zuke feed if she was eaten?
>>88072100
Got you, faam.
>>88072090
If it is, then she definitely was a crazy Lapidot shipper and none of us were wrong or exaggerating when we said she was shoving it into the show. Sugar probably tolerated it for a while then couldn't anymore.
*SNIFF*
>>88072231
You better be sniffing an armpit.
>>88072172
>I kinda would
If you dont let her sleep ill fucking hang myself
Episode tomorrow?
>>88072090
It's almost certainly real, unless whoever ran it for some reason wanted to act like Zuke for months on a blog with only a few followers, and somehow predicted Zuke leaving her job weeks before rumors started circulating.
>>88072278
DO IT FAGGOT
>>88072278
Dont do it, mam
>>88072278
WAKE UP AND FUSE WITH ME, LAPIS!
>>88072090
I think that got me most about that wall of posts is not getting how Lapis and Peridot's love is in any way tragic.
>>88072278
Do it faggot, but wake up first.
>>88072090
It was and if you had seen it yourself there's no way you couldn't have been convinced it was hers, unless you're a retard who thinks some random dude would actually devote a secret blog to pretending to be someone else and stay so in-character for over a year that they managed to trick a couple of Zuke's irl friends to following the blog and commenting on the posts
>>88072290
Three Gems and a Baby. 1930 EST
>>88072090
I can't believe we were right all along about her being a cancer tumblrina shipper and everyone kept saying we were bashing her for no reason.
>>88072163
the entire population of indiana
>>88072278
The big gete star allows me the power to wake you up!
>>88072386
You really can't?
>>88072090
>shitty bait
>>88072370
just say 7:30, europoor
>>88072367
That would be something for the Troll Hall of Fame.
>>88072163
The entire population of South Korea
n__n
>>88071940
If that were the case I would not hold it against Rebecca in the slightest then. If no one else has ever had a problem with her, and everyone likes her, and she's had the leniency allow Zuke to not only keep her job (assuming she actually quit and wasn't really fired) while also having the creative freedom to make her episodes with a great deal of Zuke's own input and content, Zuke had to have fucked up pretty badly to actually strike a nerve with Rebecca. At a certain point, Zuke was an employee, she needed to take orders from Rebecca. No one else seemed to have a problem with Rebecca, so what line did Zuke have to cross and how insistent was she to cross it to see this apparent side of Rebecca that no one else has seen?
Until I see any other evidence, if Rebecca flipped, any way I see it still vies in favor of Rebecca.
>>88072100
>It's just... why do you have to... touch me like that when we grind them? That... that isn't even near my mouth at all!
> Don't be unreasonable Pearl, this is part of the process
>Yeah Pearl stop whining and take it.
<__>
eyesee you
>>88072515
Now i'm gonna make sure Sapphire gets raped.
>>88072448
>>88072511
Ew, a bug. Kill it!
If anyone argues that Zuke isn't crazy, she used to write out personal lists and budgets on Tegaki
http://archive.tewi.us/tegaki/uentries.php?u=34451
>>88072549
its deaaaaaaaad
>>88072515
>I C Weiner
>>88072616
It's fugged!
>>88072615
Well that just might be OCD, that's not that bad if you figure out how to manage it.
>>88072615
>public transportation
As if I needed anything else to hate her for.
>>88072386
I'm so glad others finally saw the light. It was so cringe when everyone here was sucking her ass.
The Zuke got Juked. I can only hope she got so mad and left because Sugar refused to cater to her cancerous shipping anymore and Peridot and Lapis don't end up a happy super gay couple. Boarders and writers should never ship a couple so hard unless it's the actual canon couple; it's annoying for everyone.
>>88072540aye
>>88072540
It's not rape. She knew it would happen but stuck around anyway. What a slut.
>>88072426
Why is it bait? Are there still people here who want to defend Zuke? I feel like we can all call her a bitch at this point.
>>88071986
>wedding
where all the /FREAKS/ at?
>>88071986
Protect that snort
>>88072615
What is Tegaki exactly? Is it a drawing chat service?
>>88072756
*jasperfags
>>88072540
. . . continue
>>88072540
e c h
>>88072623Seymour Asses
>>88072615
Why can't she draw Lapis as well as she does on this stupid website?
>>88072772
>772
>*#2
>>88072744
>>88072756
Can the /littlemen/ shine?
We are two sides of the same coin.
>>88072697
The amount of self-righteousness and selfishness in those blog posts was nuts. She's acting like it's her show and they all abused her into not doing what she wanted. Like Sugar was obligated to include her obsession because she's depressed and gay and progressive and so is what she wants to be in the show.
I always wondered what a full on, incurable Tumblr crazy would look like if they ever got to work on a show they loved. Now I have and it's as terrible as I expected.
>>88072822
>always number 2
>>88072758
Protect her stupid dindu face.
I love her.
>>88072772
>/freaks/
>>88072834
>>88072367
Along with coordinating it with events that would be completely out of the control of the person who made the fake blog, like Zuke taking her job title off her tumblr, or the pure inactivity from Zuke's official blog following the claim that she quit.
>>88072758
She knows EXACTLY what she's doing. Cheeky whore.
>>88072671
Man, I remember when I had it bad with OCD. Part of it made me feel like I had to make lists of everything I had done each day and had to make lists of everything I needed to do the next day or else I'd feel anxious and couldn't sleep at night. There was also the obsession with patterns and feeling like I had to repeat certain actions I did every day over and over again until I reached a certain number, and also having to know where every little thing I owned was placed in my house at all times, and repeatedly going back and forth to check if it was all still there at certain times of every day.
>>88072837
We need more shit for her to smash.
>>88072910
MMMM
>>88072962
One...eye.
>>88072758
I'm gonna fug her nose
>tfw I've been unemployed since before the hiatus
>tfw I'm still unemployed and seeing fewer opportunities every day
kill me
>>88072942
I wonder what she looks like now. I wonder what she looked like when Rose first met greg
>>88072756
HERE'S MAMA
>>88071986
CHILD-BEARING HIPS
H
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D
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B
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H
I
P
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>>88072942
>she will never be into you
>she will never crush you after back that ass up
>she will never hang out and destroy the place you are hanging out at
>she will never make fun of your dick
pain
>>88073083
>she will never come back because Nikki Manaj is her VA
welp
>>88073056
Not even murdercock can resist
>>88073083
>>88073125
Why even live?
>>88073056
Lapis is literally a flat stick with negative hips, she probably couldn't even push out a turd
gay thots
>>88073056
But if you get her pregnant she'll die
>>88073149
>implying the murdercock resists
>implying it's not everything else that has to resist the murdercock
>>88073178
All the better
>>88072756
SQUISHY
>>88072231
>>88072258
>implying you have a choice in the matter
succ
>>88073178
Good. She deserves the freedom
>>88072756
T H I C K
>>88072837
>>88072942
my people
>>88073239
I'm so sorry.
I just looked up Lauren Zuke on Tumblr for shits and giggles. Is the Amedot and Lapidot ship war really that bad? I had no clue Amedot was even that big but the posts I've seen on both ships are fucking vitriolic.
>>88073355
okay
>>88073303
I want Jasper to do jumping jacks until she fucking vomits ten cookie cats onto my floor.
>>88073161
>>88073300
Little man, little man, let me come in.little men answer the call
>>88073355
It constantly boggles my mind that the biggest ship war in the fandom is over Peridot.
Fucking Peridot.
>>88073355
If there's a 'ship war' it's mostly Zuke's fault, considering she's the only person working on the show who was shoving Lapidot into everything.
>>88073355
Shipping is literally serious business on tumblr. People will kill themselves over that shit.
>>88073279
>when you nutted
>but she's still going
>>88073300
>>88073383
Wonder if she'll come back if HW invades.She could team up with Malachite
>>88072866
Why wouldn't SUgar approve though? Isn't she all about the gay?
>>88073402
It's a battle of whose autistic self-insert ship with a hot girl is better.
>>88073405
ZUKE VIDEO WHEN?
>>88073444
>>88073467
My guess is that she didn't shut down the idea of the ship, just Zuke's shitty-ass boring version of it. They can't keep doing nothing in the barn, no matter how much Zuke wants that for her "healthy queer ship".
>>88073355
Tumblr Amedotfags are awful.
>>88073355
The people who think Zuke's blog is fake are blaming Amedotfags for making all of the screenshots up to make Zuke look bad
>>88072938
I used to think I had ocd, which coincided with a time i used tumblr heavily, so i kinda dismissed it now for being "special snowflake" but
>make lists of everything I had done each day and had to make lists of everything I needed to do the next day or else I'd feel anxious and couldn't sleep at night
> repeat certain actions I did every day over and over again
>know where every little thing I owned was placed in my house at all times, and repeatedly going back and forth to check if it was all still there at certain times of every day
this is still me 100%
i think i have ocd but i don't have a diagnosis or anything
>>88073402
It only makes sense for best girl to be the center of the war.
>>88073492
>>88073467
Sugar is a proponent of free shipping, and making one like Lapidot canon goes against that. She'll probably shut down MGxPearl too or at least won't take it very far.
>>88073529
>U P R O O T E D
>>88073467
Sugar isn't tumblr. Sugar is an old school feminist, and not nuts. She legitimately wants to see full equality and loves representation, but she doesn't push it as the Holy Grail.
>>88071986
>tfw Lappy will never kidnap you, force you into marriage, and force you to father her children
>>88073552
*only makes sense for a tumblr tween self-insert to be the center of the war.
>>88073467
Even THE GAY people have visions for their show
So it's clear that she was fine with all the gay elements, Lapis and Peridot getting together was not part of the overall vision that she and the rest of the writing staff had.
And Whiny Millennials Like Zuke who tried to desperately force it in to a show that the rest of the staff had no interest in gave her a victim complex
>>88073355
I want Amepis to happen just to piss both sides the fuck off, it'd be fucking glorious.
>>88073405
I know it is but I had no clue Amedot was so big to cause such an enormous ship war.
>>88073641
Whatever you say
>>88073662
I just want autists to be double-cucked to the point they kill themselves and also Peridot is ugly.
>>88073467
That doesn't mean she wants every character to fuck. That's what shippers don't get. She has a queer woman of color made up of two lesbians with what appears to be mental issues and another gay character with definite, real mental issues. But people like Zuke want to pretend she isn't progressive enough until she makes their particular ship canon.
>>88073542
That's hilarious. I'm seeing a lot of people on Tumblr saying they won't believe the blog is Zuke's because there's no evidence, even after being told that the blog was old, was being followed by Zuke's real friends, and had a post implying she left her job before it was basically confirmed she did.
>>88073703
Lapithyst is great, but I can't see it happening, sadly.
>>88073662
As an Amedotfag, I would completely support this.
At least until Amepisfags start becoming popular and obnoxious, then I'd want that to die too.
>>88072764
Sort of? It's dead now, but the japanese version still exists, and there's Paintberri as well. just google those.tfw thousands of art accounts but never active enough to make artist friends
>>88073765
Which one should I try?
>>88073539
t.lapidotfag
I don't care about Lapis or Peridot or any of their ships but Lapidot shippers are fucking cancer that I've seen. They're everywhere whereas I've barely seen Amedot shippers. I don't Tumblr though so maybe I just missed it. Either way I refuse to believe that any fans are more cancerous than Lapidotfags.
I just drunk pine tree tea cause i was like oh! lets make it like they did in the show. its fucking disgusting
>>88073792
I once shat out an entire pine tree.
>>88073743
Gonna fucking happen mark my fucking words!
>>88073835
>>88072100
Dubs confirm
>>88073835
>feet
>>88073782
Paintberri. It's got a more robust art interface (pressure sensitivity too) and the users predominately speak english..
>>88073545
Yeah, I was never diagnosed by a doctor but whatever I had + low self esteem also made me anorexic to a point where I had to stay in a hospital for a bit. it was all making me pretty stressed out all the time and I wasn't ever getting any sleep because my mind kept telling me I had to repeatedly do random shit over and over again instead of relaxing.
I think the way I got myself out of it was just forcing myself to not care about anything or repeat any of the patterns I had set up for myself as a daily routine and to accept the consequences that I had an irrational fear of and thought would come from me not repeating those patterns (even though there really was none).
I wasn't able to sleep for a few days and probably had a couple of panic attacks but eventually the urge to do that shit started dying down. I don't think it's really a harmful disorder, just an annoying one that keeps you from ever really relaxing or enjoying anything, and it's a pain to get rid of.
>>88073835
If there is one thing I like about the shipping wars this show provokes is the fact that, yes, any of them CAN happen.
>The Lapearl dream with live on
>>88072090
It was started in October of 2015.
If they were a troll, they long conned for more than a year. They could have just as easily reached the same outcome in 2-3 months, it doesn't make sense.
>>88073402
Well who wouldn't love peri?
>>88073279
>>88072100
Slackerburst is the king of fang tho
>>88073886
The way Pearl grabs onto Garnet is qt as fuck desu
>>88073984
>fangfags
c'mon, man
>>88073694
I miss machine hands
>>88073277
But I do and I choose it gladly.
>>88073939
>It can still happen
>>88074009
what can I say, it gets me harder than diamonds
>>88073886
I want it so bad too
>>88074009
Fuck off, we appear in a thread like twice a month
>>88074037
man!
>>88073886
I miss Pearlnet. It was comfy as fuck even when Pearlmethystfags always tried to create drama.
>>88074036
>He gets it
>>88073149
>>88073204
>>88074076
>Pearlnet and Pearlmethyst used to be a little ship war
I remember those days. Tumblr will fight over everything. Too funny that both ended up btfo in the end.
>>88073892
remember when they were drawn well
>>88073355
lesbians are terrible, man, if they were good they'd be popular
>>88074115
Where?
>>88074115
I want to tickle them
>>88074037
>key to defeating diamonds is the human boner
>CGs must somehow convince human males to march into battle and then keep them in a constant state of arousal
>Convincing involves "compensation"
hmmmm
>>88074115
Looked fine in Alone at Sea.
>>88074184
>The real breaking point was humans all along
Reminder that if you liked Gem Hunt you're part of everything that's wrong with this show.
>>88074083
>those arms
>That skirt
Looooooord
>>88074163
>>88074219
Chille Tid had some really bad feet.
This is probably the best from that entire episode.
>>88072090
If its not real how come she has yet to address the rumors about it yet? Or even just the rumors about her leaving?
There's no way she hasnt caught wind of the rumors yet w/ people on tumblr @ing her blog about the situation. Even the latest post on her Instagram has many people saying things along the lines of "pls dont leave zuke we love you uwu"
So why not put an end to the rumors and address them
The only reason I can think of is if they are true and the blog really was hers
>>88074184
>The Gems are losing to YD pretty hard, it's going south fast.
>Greg appears, tearing off his pants he dramatically walks up to YD
>The Gems are in awe of Greg's murdercock, Steven has his eyes covered by an enthralled Pearl.
>Cut to a year later
>Steven kicks down the door as his little sister cries because a bug scared her. Gems rush into action and ready for anything.
>Greg merely smiles
>>88073711
>before it was basically confirmed she did.
When was this? Because as far as I know there's never been an official declaration of such.
>>88074115
That's not how dresses work
Was Sugar afraid of showing Lapis'skort?
>>88074359
Zuke had so much potential, why did she fuck herself over like this
>>88074263
fuck you Jasper's entrance gave me a raging boner
>>88073792
what did it taste like?
>>88073467
Sugar clearly cares about the quality of the cartoon first and foremost, even if she likes gay stuff shes not going to shove it down everyones throats because she doesnt want the show to become too preachy and antagonise people who dont care about that stuff
>>88074460
Because muh Lapidot and muh waifu Lapis
>>88074499
>>88074460
transmen can't keep up relationships
>>88074499
And then her exit killed any semblance of intelligence she had or good writing the show had left.
Would you suck Zuke's non-binary whale penis?
>>88074599
kys
>>88074605
K, but would you though?
>>88074554
so, realtalk:
what color are lapis' panties?
>>88074037
Not a fan of the blood drinking aspect, but shiiiiiit I'd let Pearl give me death by a thousand love bites
>>88074402
That's why I said "basically confirmed." There have been rumors for a couple weeks that she left due to her not drawing promo art for Gem Harvest, removing SU storyboarder from her official Tumblr, etc. And the fact that after all this time she still hasn't said she ISN'T leaving is yet more evidence for her quitting. If it was just rumors, she or someone else working on the show could have quashed them quickly.
>>88074630
She wears bike shorts.
>>88074630
Invisible, as she does not wear any.
>>88074630
Her under shorts are dark blue like her dress, you can see them in the flying scene from Gem Harvest I think.
Her panties are pink like Steven's gem though.
>>88074645
yeah
yeah man, that'scute
>>88074630
>implying she wears any
>>88074630she doesn't wear any
>>88074645
I honestly like that option better than if she had been wearing panties.
>>88074630
shimapan like >>88073056
>>88074076
Pearlnet is and always will be my favorite SU ship.
>>88074645
>>88074690
With a sundress? you crazy
what did sugilite look like back when amethyst was in her little kid form?
>>88074741
It's a halter top and skirt, neither piece connects with one another. So yeah, it's pretty great.
>>88074741
i'm canon
>>88074750
The same. She was the same size.
>>88074643
Oh, I see what you're saying. Zuke quitting is "basically confirmed" in the same way Hillary was "basically confirmed" to win the election. Gotcha.
>>88074630
>bright pink
>>88074793
>>88074645
so does pearl.......... hm.... really makes you think
>>88074630
I have to wonder if she wore any as Bob. Or even a bra. Did she just go commando? During an entire baseball game?
>>88074792
a Zukefag in denial or just another Trumpfag wanting to start a /pol/ discussion on /sug/?
>>88074793
shadow or bike shorts?
>>88074776
Oh shit you're right, I thought her skin was just a part of the dress that was a different colour cause she's blue
>>88074845
were the uniforms just constructs? or did they get actual uniforms from someplace? didn't steven have a uniform, too?
>>88074793
>>88074788
>>88074861
Doesnt look like shorts to me
>>88074861
Bike shorts, shadows would be her entire legs cause of where the sun is. haven't you took a art class
>>88074861
>>88074937
I think it might be a shadow actually. Look how her foot is strategically placed.
If it is a shadow, that means Lapis wearsNOTHINGunder her skirt.
what kind of SU smut does Sugar draw in secret?
>>88074741
Spats are god's gift to the universe senpai
>>88074937
>>88074962
Are you people blind?
>>88074990
they must be baka
>>88074970
Fangs
>>88075034
no!
cycling shorts master race
>>88074962
>blue barbie doll
>>88074970
Jasper fisting Pearl
>>88074970
Jasper crying over Lapis' shards
>>88075070
truth
>>88075057
Yesssssss
>>88075113
shorts not shards :)
>>88074970
Lapis raping Jasper and the CGs while Peridot watches
>>88074987
They're literally just bicycle shorts
Is this some kinda weeaboo thing about Japanese schoolgirls? Like the one piece swimsuit thing?
Okay, like, what about
Spats
With panties UNDERNEATH
>>88075159
google the word "spats"
see what comes up
where the fuck did the connotation to bike shorts come from
I followed a bunch of random blogs a couple of days ago so that the tumblr post I made about Zuke's blog could show up in the tags and I've already seen two Lapisfags say they're planning on committing suicide
>>88075213
Japshit
>>88075159
That's retarded, it defeats the purpose of wearing them in the first place.
>>88075245
Good, thinning out the rotten Zukefags can only bring good things.
>>88075159
That sounds kind of uncomfortable.
>>88075267
BIke shorts aren't underwear
People still wear underwear under leggings and tights
>>88075146
It's a number of things.
The way they cling to the hips and thighs, the soft texture, what it says about the personality of the individual wearing them.Not to mention the ecchi stuff you can do with them.
>>88075213
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spats
>Compression shorts, known as spats in Japan
>>88074901
>people are still realizing this
>>88075213
It's a weeb thing.
>>88075310
*Retards still wear...
>>88075245
Lapisfags tend to be suicidal.t. lapisfag
>>88075245
Geez, are they really that broken up over Zuke or is it because of something else?
>>88075146
>I don't understand how people can have fetishes
>>88075353
Suicide is for the weak.
>>88075372
Fetishes like that aren't made in a vacuum
There needs to be an association
>>88075349
Not wearing underwear under leggings is a good way to ruin leggings
>>88075434
We're talking about bike shorts, not leggings. The whole point of bike shorts is to reduce friction, if you add regular material in between then you might as well not even be wearing them.
>>88075349
For females, the opinion looks mixed.
https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/1130337/running-ladies-do-you-wear-underwear-under-your-spandex/p2
>>88074970
Greg smut.
I am almost certain that she draws all the Greg smut out there.
>>88075329
>that fucking doll
[TRIGGERED]
>>88075494
>my *kitten* crack
Haven't heard that one before.
>>88075469
>if you add regular material in between then you might as well not even be wearing them.
That's retarded
Compared to loose fabric it's a 100% percent better
It's not like you wear loose boxer shorts underneath anyways
How long until the new episode? Ive been waiting all day. Im in Aus so its hard to tell with the timezones.
>>88075469
They do a few different things, one of which is to decrease friction.
I want spats now though my thighs would just make me look ugly as fuck. :/ having trouble committing to my Lapis cosplay.
>>88075543
Sometime in the American tomorrow afternoon
Mid evening across the country right now
>>88072804
Gem Harvest was the first time a lapis episode boarded by zuke was actually animated at the studio that usually does Hilary and Zuke episodes, and Beta (the worst offender) had the same overseas animation director as most of Lamar and Katie's episodes, Crack the Whip, and Kindergarten Kid
>>88075543
More than 12 hours
>>88075563
Shit, im a day early, I was thinking that south park and SU came out on the same day fuck
>That episode where the gems tell Steven about their adventures through history
I mean I know Rebecca's done some messed up stuff in the past but I feel like that scene where Garnet starts hip firing her M60 into the orphanage was a bit too much.
>>88075543
It's still like 17 - 18 hours away anon
>>88075638
I wanna see Garnet firing off a .500 S&W one-handed, now
>>88075638
Garnet would probably dual wield M60s.
>>88075687
Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDcsW7ZEcAQ
>>88075638
>Pearl extolling the virtues of Facism
That was some . . . interesting dialogue choices. Very. Very. Interesting.
>>88075638
the asshole in that photo deserved it
>>88075748
He did, but that won't matter to most people.
>>88075735
>that wrist curve
I felt that. She's clearly experienced, however, so that's good.
Can't Juke the Zuke
>>88075742
>I've always thought that humans were messy and disorderly, but there was this one human who really tried to clean things up and put everything in their right places. And he had such a nice moustache too.. So prim and tidy.
Jesus Christ, Sugar, I know you can't say it because it's a kid's cartoon, but come on
>zuke post about her leaving, while before the rumors started circulating, were around election day
>Amber (who's now Hilary's board partner) mentioned that she had been on boards for "a while now" back in october, like a month prior
>Tang mentioned that her new job (not confirmed to be SU, but most people are assuming it's replacing amber as storyboard revisionist) is why she hasn't been posting that much art, and her art dried up late august/early september
~One of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn't belong~
>>88073403
Now, hang on. I hate her, too, but the ship war isn't her fault.
It's been going on since Too Far, which was before Zuke started shoving Lapidot into everything.
The difference is that it was a war between a crack ship and a ship that might actually be canon. Zuke just gave the Lapidot side a lot more ammunition.
>>88075801
No, she has been thoroughly juked.
>>88075815
> because it's a kid's cartoon, but come on
Captain Planet had Hitler. It was hilarious.
>>88075842
She wrongfully gave Lapidot more ammunition because obviously it wasn't part of the vision if she got fired for being obsessed with canonizing it. Then she whined about people taking her personal love of Lapidot as reflecting the show even when she clearly took pains to shove it into every episode she was on. AKA they were right to blame her for the shoehorned in Lapidot.
Those posts of hers just prove that she was purposefully trying to include Lapidot and her personal like for it wasn't "separate" like she claimed.
>>88073529
Even as someone on team Amedot, I like that outcome better.
Sucrose made Zuke's shitty ship that only she liked canon, but Zuke quit anyway because Sucrose forced her to make it interesting. Fucking priceless.
>>88075885
Didn't he have a handlebar moustache too?
Hilarious
Though I think Justice League wins for actual depiction of Hitler
>>88075889
>obviously it wasn't part of the vision if she got fired for being obsessed with canonizing it.
Key word there being "if."
As far as we know, Sugar thinks Lapidot is the fucking bees knees and wants to make them a permafusion next season.
>>88075801
Zuke juked herself
>>88075907
>U P R O O T E D
>P
>R
>O
>O
>T
>E
>D
>>88073030
Mama's a whore.
>>88075829
I was actually wondering about this. What if Zuke got demoted in place of being fired when she was stirring shit up about Lapidot?
>>88076075
Lapidot is the bees knees you fucking cuck
>>88076202
ugh
>>88076202
I like the idea of Peridot shipping other gems with Lapis.
>>88076202
i don't know anyone who legitimately likes lapidot and how they are written in-show who isn't under 15
>>88076202
I agree, it's great. But fuck you anyway for being a piece of shit.
>>88076202
People like you are the reason people hate Lapidot more than any other ship
Do you guys still ship Pearl with anyone, or do you see her as taken by MG?
>>88076202
Their relationship is more like roommates or friends, it's not on the level of Ruby/Sapphire.
>>88076202
lapidirt is for fat ugly autists who self-insert as peridot and retarded lapisfags with shit-taste
>>88076283
I ship her with dewey, although I admit that it's a bit of a stretch
Hey /sug/
Do you all watch the showHIGH
>>88076283
I see her as a plot device for Pearl to be acquainted with human and human things.
>>88076283
Pearlnet, until the unfathomable gods of deep space scatter my atoms to the void I shall not cease
Though she and M are cute
>>88076297
Zuke is both of these things.
>>88075889
I'm not trying to say that her trying to make Lapidot canon was a good thing. I'm not gonna defend anything she's done. I still think she shouldn't have even been hired in the first place.
I'm just saying that the ship war would have happened even without her. If anything, Zuke pushing Lapidot and getting juked might be an even worse blow to Lapidot shippers.
>>88076307
I like to rewatch Earthlings while I'm super tanked because then I start crying over Jasper.
>>88076297
>retarded lapisfags with shit-taste
Could have just said "lapisfags"
Al the potential this show had died along with Jasper.
>>88076283
>tfw Mystery Girl will probably never show up again
>>88076283
Jaspearl endgame
>>88076283
Jaspearl, though I don't see it as very likely.
>>88076378
Good riddance
>>88076303
Pewey, along with Lapithyst, are ships that I hope will be canon just to further nuke Zuke after her juke.
>>88076375
Jasper's not death though
>>88076375
jasper was a cookie cutter bad guy from the start so not really losing anything of value
>>88076375
She'll come back once Lapis starts craving the BOC again.
>>88076375
She's not dead, though. she's just on the dog bus.
>>88076410
>That top hat on her horn
>>88076397
She had so much potential to be interesting, if only to show that Pearl is still not over Rose and all the hilarious psychological trauma that entails.
Zuke however, juked us
>>88076410
THAT TINY HAT
>>88076283
Yes.
>>88076369
I didn't cry the first time I watched Earthlings while was in the library and watching it with the sound off and subtitles on, but I rewatched it with the sound on as soon as I got home and Jasper's voice broke my heart at several different moments and memories of the last scene made me depressed for the rest of the day.
>>88076410
Garnet's big, shit-eating grin really makes this.
>>88076375
New villain when?
>>88076378
>tfw Mystery Girl will probably never show up again.
>>88076375
cheese sandwich joins fusion orgy S O O N
>>88076307
I had to stop smoking recently so not anymore. When I started watching the show I was high for most episodes I watched.
>>88076567
that one celeb is gonna be voicing her so obviously she won't stick around for more than maybe 2 episodes...
>CASUAL REMINDER
Season 5 Leaked Episode Titles
What it Means
Beach City Bash
Rose's Court
Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
Day One
Lion 5: Back to the Revengeance
It's not Really Over is it
Knighthood
Jasperilla
Jesus, What The Fuck is That?
Hit The Books
Diamond Dogs
Fusion Ha!
That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
Breaking Point
Reach For The Sky
Critical Mass (Part 1)
Heavy Metal (Part 2)
What We Really Are (Part 3)
Steven Universe
>>88076579Comeback to me
>>88076521
I've yet to cry while watching this show, but Jasper's final throes of corruption dug pretty deep. Her analogy on being a failure really smarted.
>>88076612
Good, one episode was already too much.
>>88076375
I don't even Jasperfag but she was the only tension this show had and they got rid of her at the peak of it. Now the show is in some deadzone until she comes back, Yellow Diamond moves, or a new Homeworld gem attacks.
I think that's what makes the recent slice of life bullshit so unbearable. There isn't even an underlying thread of main story tension that we know they'll get back to eventually. There's nothing tangible to look forward to anymore.
>>88076410
>tfw I made this and the Zuke blog collage in one minute each on photoshop and they both got thousands of notes on Tumblr from other people taking it and posting it on there themselves
>>88076612
I don't think that Burch chick could really be considered a celebrity
>>88076613
>That Feels So Good Around My Dick, Gurl
>>88076617
I would totally be okay with her being corrupted doggo Jasper for awhile as long as they eventually heal her.
>>88076202
i don't understand why you want two girls who have never had a meaningful interaction to date
>>88076613
>What We Really Are (Part 3)
>>88076650
>There's nothing tangible to look forward to anymore.
You're forgettingmore townie episodes.
I wonder if becky has the balls to kill off a characters.
not corrupt: kill, shatter, onscreen death of a currently living character.
I'm never going to get my dream of seeing yellow diamond stop time, pull peridot's gem out of her head, and crush it to dust between her fingers, but I at least want to see someone die and for it to be sudden and shocking.
The best deaths in fiction are so abrupt you don't have time to process them. One minute they're alive the next the ultimate boss has teleported right next to them and backhanded their head off, only to keep moving and punch someone right into a fucking crater
>>88076695
The only way I could see that working is if she occasionally stabilizes to her normal form and can talk to the gems, otherwise they have no reason to let her stay out of her bubble.
>>88076802
Of course she doesn't.
The show would be better without Lapis. She's a major drag and now she's literally useless but takes up too much screentime somehow anyways.
>>88076802
Shattering isn't even technically death
Each shard has a remnant of the former whole's consciousness
If Sugar can get technical about space-lesbians not being true lesbians because they're just asexual rocks, she can probably finagle some shattering
>>88076862
Lapis is boring and pointless but she doensn't hog screentime to do stupid shit like Memedot does
>>88076862
>implying that's not Zuke's fault
Zuke is a waste of screen time.
>>88076307
I wish I had some weed, or ecstasy.
But I dunno how to get that shit.
Jesus Christ, this general has truly gone to shit. What the fuck happened? This placed used to be comfy as fuck, now it's an absolute shithole
>inb4 le /sug/ was never good meme
Fuck off, even on its worst day it wasn't anywhere near this level of crap, worst thing you could expect on old /sug/ was ship banter reaching pic limit before 200 posts
This is just cancer
Is trash /sug/ any better?
>>88076805
Nah I mean like she's doggo Jasper for like an episode or two and then Steven figures out how to return her to normal
>>88076984
Maybe. So long as there's a reason to treat her well and it's not just BSed out of no where.
>>88076964
We're getting an episode tomorrow and recovering from Zuke drama.
We enter the long winter drought afterwords though, so back to /trash/ with us after tomorrow.
>>88076964
>What the fuck happened?
People are having doubts about the shows quality coupled with the Zuke fiasco.
>>88076960
Me neither since all the local drugdealers here got arrested. I mean we got the deep web?
>>88076805
I hope Steven tries to do what he did with Peridot, but having learned a bit from it.
Jasper is a HULKING MONSTER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION, but that won't stop Steven from Believing.
>>88076960
I got to get my hands on some of that flakka shit. Heard it's really scary stuff, yeah?
>>88076964
As someone who has been on multiple generals since the beginning I can say this is just the natural evolution of a general, they start of really comfy with everyone having a grand old time, usually traffic is low. Eventually you get more people coming in, some of that old comfiness is lost but it still exist in some capacity, eventually there's one big meme that rears it's ugly head and begins hurting the general real bad, a few really shitty tripfags show up and create a personality cult around themselves, some of them even setup private skype or discords (serious, a discord is absolute fucking poison to just about any general, they should globally ban it), shitstorm after shitstorm overtakes the general, it reaches a peak of absolute shittiness when most the old timers and good contentfags leave and the only people left are the memers and shitposters, and then the threads just start to die.
Every
single
time
>>88077078
>that won't stop Steven from Believing.
Except it already did, same with Bismuth.
>>88076964
>tfw every general I've gone too is turning into shit
I'm usually late to the parties, but even then it gets worse
>>88076862
I agree that she's always either depressing or boring, but maybe now that zuke is juked we can get back to the version of lapis that has emotions like "angry" and "happy about a fart joke"
>>88077025
remember when amethyst's design was okay?
also, the promo seems to imply that amethyst kept her sweater form for at least 4 years. I wonder how she managed that considering she's been poofed more times in the last two years than anyone else
>>88076613
>Steven, Amethyst, and The Worm
kek
>>88076579
I think this is a prediction of the second invasion of the homeworld real guys.
>>88076420
I thought her character was one of the more deep ones, with the whole 'Sole purpose in life is to get vengeance on Rose Quartz and now that shes gone her life is meaningless' thing
>>88077017
bork bork
>post-pilot pearl will never be canon
>pre-pilot garnet will never be canon
why did they do that?
>>88077095
Steven is tenacious if anything, he only gave up because he had no options to save Jasper, hell he even tried to anyway.
Steven didn't give up on Bismuth, Bismuth gave up on Bismuth.
>>88077140
and she's super hot duh
>>88077153
Let's be honest, all the pilot designs were pretty top tier.
>No images and don't feel like finding any
>Take Jaime gems
>>88077174
That goes without saying
>>88076964
/sug/ hasn't been comfy for a year. Where the fuck have you been?
>>88074562
>>88076375
>Al the potential this show had died along with this generic villian
then SU didn't have much potential to begin with.
>>88077259
Given that we know how big Jasper's hands are, those dicks must be massive.
I was out for a week
What have I missed?
>>88077295
Zuke imploding the fanbase
>>88077210
pilot pearl was awful. it was only the post-pilot with the pixie cut and the pre-pilot with her hair down that looked good. In general Garnet's best designs were the ones with the gloves and hijab. Amethyst has looked more or less the same in all versions, the only one that looked different was her loli form, which reminds me vaguely of the girl from wolf children
>>88077295
Hot cummies all over the wall
>>88077264
>sitting in the general for a show on 4chan you never thought had potential
Why do people think mindless cynicism is cool/funny/whatever else? It just makes you look like a sperg.
>>88077140
I agree, I wish they would have explored her issues with self-worth and fusion but they didn't even bring any of it up until right before they bubbled her, and that sucks she's been a character since season 1 and I'd been waiting for her character to be developed for over a year
>>88077295
Zuke juking herself to the max, nonstop autism
>>88076964
>The early early threads before we even got Lapis, back when people actually liked Connie, Laser Light Cannon was considered one of the best episodes, and people were speculating about absolutely everything because we pretty much didn't have a single piece of concrete lore
Fuck mang, those were the days.
>>88077310
Amy looked best with long sleeves
Garnet looked best with long straight hair and heels
Pearl's best design is her current one but I don't love it, the other designs were either too weird (shitty diaper thing from the pilot) or too mundane (dressed like a typical hipster)
>>88076613
>Diamond Dogs
>>88077089
But this isn't even namefags trying to create cliques, we already went trough that, and traffic was just as big then. This is like as if everyone decided to start behaving like retards at the same time.
I really don't want to see how worse this place can get, i'd rather have mods pull the trigger
>>88077264
Season one was full of potential and the show's problem is that it couldn't live up to most of it in the seasons that came after it
>Zuke actually had a blog
>was no joke actually fucking worse then the memes
God damn it
Why can't the memes be wrong for once
>>88077332
I hope they have a really long and in depth redemption arc after they fix her corrpution.Also I hope they ship her with Andy
Oh my god I nutted just looking at last thread op pic >>88065055
god damn, I love Lapis!
im so fucking bored. its really hard waiting for new episodes
>>88077381
2016 will go down in history as the year of Meme Magic
>>88077399
You're an alright guy, anon.
>>88076283
I semi-ironically ship the following:
>Vidalia x Mr. Maheswaren
>Jenny x Yellowtail
>Frowney x Smiley
>Andy x Peridot
>Greg x Mystery Girl
>Pearl x Jamie
>Connie x Kevin
>Lapis x Steven
>Lars x Buck
>Sadie x Kiki
>Renaldo x Jane
>Onion x Centipeetle
>Marty x Amy
>Peedee x Mrs. Maheswaren
>Mayor Dewey x Barbara
>Gunga x L'il Butler
>Mr. Fryman x Sour Cream
>Garnet x Lonely Blade
>>88077425
delet this
>>88077425
That's not the only thing that's hard
Hey sug how are you doing?
Im a bit depressed. I don't know what i should do with my life.
I mean i can draw. but really its nothing fancy. I want to do voice acting But my family is very poor.
I wish i could start a fundraising since what i really want to do is voice act.Hope you guys are feeling better than me
>>88077381
>Doubting the awesome power of memes in the post Trump age
You just have to learn to accept that we've finally slipped into an existence where meme magic is real and has unimaginable power, the memes are everything and everything is a meme.
>>88077425>literally a bitch
>>88077458
>I don't know what i should do with my life.
>I mean i can draw.
Draw Mearl
>>88077329
I was implying that Jasper was a shit villian rather than SU not having any potential.
>>88077458
Waiting on a new bike saddle to get in since Xiao Longbao or whoever didn't check the cheap one I bought before very well.
>>88077439
I need her!
>>88077356
I don't agree at all about pearl. Her best designs were the post-pilot with the short hair and small nose, american colonial ear with the wig-hair and the 90's with the gauzey shawl around her shoulders but no dome hair like she did during the revolution
also, sweater and waitress pearl, but those are shapeshifts, not regenerations
>>88077458
Draw Jaspearl fusion
>>88077482
No, I'm just retarded and can't read. Feel free to ignore me.
>>88077346
Literally Tumblr incarnate. And Lapidotfags here defended her so hard and insulted us for saying so.
>>88077482
How is she a shit villain? She may have only gotten flesh at the very end but it's flesh nonetheless.
>>88077469
Im stealing that lapis pepe
>>88077542
Her entire purpose in life was to kill Rose Quartz and she completely ignored that twice.
>>88077250
>>88077348
I'm not even talking about that long before, early 2016 was fucking light years away compared to what the threads are now
Maybe it's just me and this will eventually pass, but to be honest I haven't seen sug being shit before, would be a real bummer if it just spirals into absolute cancer cause it's one of the few reasons I still lurk /co/, else I would've just switched to /po/ and /his/ as main boards a long time ago
>>88077482
>meme opinion
Jasper had plenty of interesting interactions.
>>88077479
She's kinda cute.
Are the comics any good?
>>88077562
It's because we're in the middle of a controversy, so we have tons of people here who don't come here normally and the whole of /sug/ is in a constant state of bitching and moaning as new waves of people cycle through.
>>88074730
They are very cute together. Too bad Garnet's whole deal is being a narcissist.
>>88077546
I'm calling the meme police!
>What's your opinion on Overseas Animation Director team (for SMIP) Ki-Yong Bae and Sue Hong Kim?
Space Race (Joe and Jeff)
Lion 3: Straight to Video (Joe and Jeff with Rebecca)
Alone Together (Hilary and Katie with Rebecca)
Marble Madness (Joe and Jeff)
The Return (Raven and Paul)
Joy Ride (Hilary and Katie)
Beach Shorts (presumably) (Hilary and Katie)
We Need to Talk (Hilary and Katie with Rebecca)
Onion Friend (Lamar and Katie)
Catch and Release (Hilary and Zuke)
Too Far (Hilary and Zuke)
Log Date 7 15 2 (Hilary and Zuke)
Gem Drill (Raven and Paul)
Too Short to Ride (Hilary and Zuke)
Beach City Drift (Hilary and Zuke)
Alone at Sea (Hilary and Kat with Rebecca)
Steven Vs Amethyst (Hilary and Zuke)
Earthlings (Raven and Paul)
Know Your Fusion (Hilary and Zuke)
Last One out of Beach City (Hilary and Zuke)
Gem Harvest (presumably the Hilary and Zuke boarded 2nd half)
>>88077495
I'd borrow you one, but unfortunately I'm down to my last one in the pack.
>>88076283
Greg, after a good cucking.
>>88077553
Are Rebecca and the show's writers retards or was Jasper intentionally written to be a retard
>>88077653
have people startedcumming on the figurinesyet?
>>88077682
I want to get a Jasper figure just so I can shove her up my ass.
>>88077682
there was the dude with the mountain dew bottle but i don't think that had anything to do with a figure
>>88077621
they are much much better than whichever team worked on Crack the Whip (those talentless fucks should be fired and killed)
>>88077670
ah, I can already see it
>>88077700
It didn't. He was fapping once a day to pictures of Lapis, but he spilled the bottle.
>>88077682
I'm going to vore the noseless Jasper funko in an attempt to fuse with her
>>88077719
it's simply pearl's fate
>>88077585
Really hope its just that, maybe I'll just go to try my luck on the smaller trash thread
I really want to go back to the time when fun stuff happened regularly, like the lapis news kiosk anon or the pitching ideas for the su fighting game, everyone seemed to be having fun but they were self conscious enough not to take it to forum-tier autism
shit, I even miss writefag at this point
>>88077760
Yeah, it's not just that, but it's a major factor. The generals have been a bit less comfy since the Summer of Steven, not really sure what happened, but it's exceptionally bad right now because of the Zuke incident.
>>88077719
what the fuck is going on in this comic
>>88077739
Zuke is that you?
>>88077702
What's /sug/'s opinion on overseas animation director (for Rough Draft Korea) Byung Ki Lee
Shirt Club (Lamar and Hellen)
The Message (Lamar and Hellen)
Say Uncle (Joe and Jeff)
Rising Tides/Crashing Skies (Lamar and Hellen)
Chille Tid (Lamar and Zuke)
Historical Friction (Hilary and Zuke)
When it Rains (Lamar and Katie)
The Answer (Lamar and Katie)
Steven's Birthday (Lamar and Katie)
Same Old World (Lamar and Katie)
Drop Beat Dad (Lamar and Katie)
Restaurant Wars (Lamar and Katie)
Greg the Babysitter (Lamar and Katie)
Crack the Whip (with Hye Sung Park) (Raven and Paul)
Beta (Hilary and Zuke)
The Kindergarten Kid (Raven and Paul)
Buddy's Book (with Hye Sung Park) (Lamar and Katie)
Onion Gang (Lamar and Katie)
Three Gems and a Baby (Lamar and Katie)
So I just found out I fucked up on something this week and it might go really bad. Anyone have some request? Trying to chill out and practice with this new pencil brush I got.
>>88077820
Zuke crying in a corner.
>>88077723
Hope it wasn't on carpet.
>>88077820
how bad?
I just want Lapis
>>88073662
stevedot would be better.
>>88077814
>SHIT
>H
>I
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>>88077820
Draw Lapis flooding Indonesia in 2004.
>>88077849
>Why not both?
>>88077820
Ruby armpits
>>88077820
Sapphire with an erection
>>88077820
Tang and Amber cucking Zuke
>>88077842
For my programming class I give someone my code for reference and they just changed a couple things, turned it in, and my professor caught it.
>>88077890
>Trusting people
There was your mistake.
>>88077820
Jasper and Amethyst eating rocks
>>88077890
>letting people copy your code
at best, you should point them to an online solution
>>88077565
it's decent
>>88077890
That sucks dude.
take it from personal experience, the most that can happen is that you get a 0 on the assignment and they keep a close eye on you.
You can try to explain your side and show you understand the code (since the copier really won`t know what the fuck you did) but that only works if the professor decides to hear you out.
Cheating policy is usually pretty strict, but they won`t kick you out until you`re a repeated offender.
Just move on and learn from mistakes. Don`t give you code to fuck-faces and a 0 won`t kill you.
>>88077851
Now Here's the team of Ki-Yong Bae and Jin-Hee Park (SMIP)
Gem Glow (with Seonjae Lee) (Joe and Jeff)
Frybo (with Young Wha Yoon) (Raven and Paul)
Giant Woman (with Young Wha Yoon) (Joe and Jeff)
Lars and the Cool Kids (with Young Wha Yoon) (Lamar and Matt)
Lion 2: The Movie (Joe and Jeff)
Monster Buddies (Lamar and Hellen)
Fusion Cuisine (Lamar and Hellen)
Garnet's Universe (Joe and Jeff)
Warp Tour (Raven and Paul)
Maximum Capacity (Hilary and Katie with Rebecca)
Story for Steven (Joe and Jeff)
Jail Break (Joe and Jeff with Rebecca)
Love Letters
Sworn to the Sword (Joe and Jeff)
Cry for Help (Joe and Jeff)
Friend Ship (Joe and Jeff)
Back to the Barn (Joe and Jeff)
It Could've Been Great (Joe and Jeff)
Super Watermelon Island (Joe and Jeff)
Hit the Diamond (Joe and Jeff)
Mr Greg (Joe and Jeff)
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service (Colin and Jeff)
Gem Hunt (Colin and Jeff)
Bismuth (presumably the 2nd, Colin and Jeff boarded half)
Bubbled (Colin and Jeff)
Mindful Education (Colin and Jeff with Takafumi Hori)
Colin and Jeff Shorts (presumably)
So what's this zuke drama I missed?
>>88077984
Fuck off
>>88077890
kek,
did the same thing and almost failed.
But seriously fuck that. In the workplace we do nothing but copy codes. The boss wants results not innovation
I'm a full-time programmer btw
>P A R A L L E L S
>>88077984
better off not knowing desu
>>88077984
I would also like to know. I missed it and it seems fake.
>>88078010
>P
>A
>R
>A
>L
>L
>E
>L
>S
>>88077984
Basically. Someone found her private tumblr blog which she had since October 2015. Some of her posts had juicy details about how she hates her abusive job. How she hates her abusive, narcissistic boss, referring to said boss as the creator of a children's TV show. She expresses her discontentment on how she actually wished she could board. She also posted about how she's angry that the queer relationship she was trying to write about got uprooted and completely destroyed by her abusive, narcissistic boss. She also fangirls about Lapidot all the time and she's generally just an unlikeable cunt and quite hypocritical for calling someone else a narcissist when she blatantly is one herself.
What followed then is that some retard decided to publish all the screenshots on reddit. Followed by the news leaking to places like tumblr, leading to a youtuber the Roundtable to make a video about it (which he's since deleted). Zuke then changed her blog's url, then she completely deleted it. Next, someone else, pretending to be Zuke on her old tumblr url, wrote a post about how the account was fake and everything was made up.
Also, Matt deleted all his SU related tweets.
>>88077360
That episode is either about fighting alongside Big Boss in Afghanistan or touring with David Bowie.
>>88078032
margo looks like she's constantly tripping on lsd
Whose cricket is best cricket?
>>88078001
How do you like it? I thought about majoring in CS but just decided to stick to the minor.
>>88078032
>a vast majority of those lapii aren't rebecca boards
shit
>>88078058
Jeff & Joe obviously, they're always the best
>>88078062
It's pretty chill right now since all I do is database management and front-end/webdev
it's the back-end guys that get all the headaches
>>88078020
Anyone who thinks the blog was "faked" for over a year someone who intentionally blocked people to keep the blog from picking up intention and was followed by one of Zuke's Twitter friends is a retard
>>88078058
Jeff. He draws her with her eyes actually on her face.
>>88078119
I want there to eventually be a gag where sardonyx takes her glasses off and her eyes are somehow connected to the glasses
>>88078119
I kind of always liked the way Sardonyx's eyes go off of her face.
>>88078058
Oh. Lauren Zuke was a boarder for Know Your Fusion?
That explains a lot.
>>88078118
I've seen people do dumber shit online. It honestly wouldn't be a surprise if someone was that dedicated to fucking with zuke or something. I just want to see more evidence.
>>88078118
*BY
*ATTENTION
>>88078173
>>88072278
Every time I see one of these, it makes me think of the episode Cry For Help.
As that would actually be on topic, let's discuss that.
>>88077984
Fuck it how long ago was this I'll just hit the archive
>>88078032
Hilpis looks nice in that frame.
>>88078173
The screenshots are all that's left of the blog and nobody got a screenshot of Alizabees leaving comments on the posts so there's no hard-cold proof that it's Zuke. If you can't tell it's her just by looking at the available screenshots you should've just got here sooner to see the blog yourself
>>88078118
>crying over a troll in a multiplayer game
how does she fucking breathe without getting triggered
>>88078010
I wonder if the gay kid ever raped Pug in Pug Davis
>>88078032
I wonder if Margo ever raped the Hedgehog guy in Margo in Bed
>>88078207
Around Sunday.
I somehow missed the zukeblog. What the hell was on it?
>>88077759
bearded greg looks so comfy
>>88078187
explains a lot really
Zuke wants SU to be one of those hollow 'cute' anime where nothing bad or dramatic ever happens with idealized self-insert characters and ship teasing
>>88078239
*COLD-HARD
>>88078290
nothing important
just the ravings of a depressed lunatic that is only important to catty gossips
>>88078275
>we all thought the hedgehog guy/rebecca's ex raped margo/rebcecca
>margo/rebecca actually raped the hedgehog guy/ex boyfriend
>>88078290
Guys, what are your thoughts about Jasperdemption? I didn't care before, but now it seems to me that her return could be something important. How do you think it will be? Will she ally with the crystal gems or will she fight them until the very end?
Tell your theories/speculations
>>88078342
Never going to happen
>>88078342
I wish it'd happen
>>88078303
Yet even MORE evidence of Rebecca's abuse! She screamed at Lauren, knowing she had a lot of mental trauma and was emotionally fragile.
But Rebecca didn't care. She shrieked at Zuke, telling her that her art wasn't good enough and she hated her.
Rebecca is evil. She abused Zuke and she is most definitely abusing her other crew members. She is going to leave them with permanent trauma like she did with Zuke. Rebecca disgusts me now.
How she can go to work without even feeling the slightest bit of guilt is beyond me. Her abuse needs to be stopped.
>>88078342
It'll probably happen, but who knows how soon
honestly the idea of the plot advancing at all now feels like a distant dream
>>88078282
Oh wow. Surprised I missed it for that long. Sure this place has been a real joy since then.
So tumblr doesnt have like a "waybackmachine" thing?
>>88078351
At first I thought that, but the more I think about it, the less sense it has, why would they bubble jasper if they are not gonna take her out? I really think it's gonna have something to do with Lapis, or Jasper and Rose relationship back in the war
>>88078342
I'm not sure how to feel. This show needed outside conflict like Jasper. Without her, all they can really do is fight corrupted gems and do townie episodes or flashbacks.
>>88078342
they could try and redeem her and have it backfire or something along those lines
>>88078431
Because it's a way to get rid of her without having to kill her.
>>88078342
FATSPER S E A S O N 6
>>88078431
Why don't the gems just shatter all of the corruptions? It's not like they initially knew Steven would have healing powers.
>>88078399
Rebecca should quit too. She sounds like just as much of an idiot as Zuke is.
>>88078342
I don't see how it can happen. She's still in full murder mode and has no reason not to be. And she has explicitly been shown to reject Steven's sympathy because she views it as an elaborate form of brainwashing.
And to be fair, she's not wrong from a Homeworld perspective. I'd be willing to bet the Diamonds talk about them like some creepy backwoods cult.
>>88078473
They're trying to heal the corrupted gems. This was covered like 20 episodes in.
>>88078473
Because Rose used to be a part of the group, and I'm assuming she didn't want to shatter all of them if she originally wanted to find a way to heal them.
>>88078431
only problem with jasperdemption is fixing corruption would make all the other bubbled gems viable to be uncorrupted. has to one time use thing or the bubbled gems get stolen except for jaspers for whatever reason
>>88078508
Not if Steven can't recreate the healing ability or if Jasper's corruption is easier to heal than normal corruption.
>>88078496
Fair enough.
>>88078508
>has to one time use thing
They'd use it on Centi long before Jasper.
>>88078517
I feel like it is. What if two corrupted gems fused? Would anything happen to either of them after they defused?
>>88078431
Because they haven't killed her off (yet). She's just on the bus until they meet their quota of shitty townie episodes.
>Lapis: tries to kill the CGs out of anger and revenge for them ruining her life and fusion rapes Jasper out of misplaced anger and revenge for having her life ruined
Steven: Lapis dindu nuffin
>Jasper: tries to kill the CGs out of anger and revenge for them ruining her life
Steven: She's terrible!
Does Steven just want to fuck Lapis?
>>88078554
Lapis is feminine and Jasper is masculine, so their fates make perfect sense.
>>88078554
Yes.
>>88078554
obviously
>>88078554
He's a whiteknight, so yes.
>>88078517
>implying Steven isn't going to show Dogsper the picture he has of her on his phone which will make Dogsper remember who she used to be and then transform back into regular Jasper through sheer willpower
>>88078548
That's a good question. Jasper took on the same kind of corruption as the gem she fused with. It stands to reason that if the corrupted gems fused, they would share their corrupted traits. Unless the first corruption overrides all others.
>>88078526
they left centi to be with her crew so I dunno. accidentally bringing jasper back seems too convenient but hey they could totally do it
>>88078548
I'm actually curious if Steven is immune to corruption. Humans should be immune, since they seem to have been completely unaffected by the corruption attack, so Steven, being a hybrid, might actually be immune too. So what happens if he fuses with a corrupted gem?
Which gem would be the most /k/?
I mean, Rose Quartz had a ton of human weapons, who's to say she didn't build dozens of AR's?
>>88078602
Retarded sounding question, but do you think it's possible to 'suck' the corruption out of a corrupted gem by continuously having it fuse with normal, healthy gems? Or do you think it's like cancer rules and it just 'creates' more corrupted light by itself?
>>88078554
Yes, Lapiven is endgame after all
>>88078599
That's kind of a good theory, considering that corruption was kind of described as a gem not remembering what they're supposed to look like. Unfortunately it's too good for the way the show's writing has been going.
>>88072756
/FREAKS/ on suicide watch because their tiger waifu got gem herpes, got shanked, turned into a bubble, and hasn't been seen in several months.
>>88078602
oooh they could make different types of corruptions along with different corruption sources that could be interesting
>>88078599
Maybe Jasper will remember that she fights for her nakama and then she'll defeat her corruption.
>>88078629
>half corrupted steven
when
>>88078599
Jasper is a freakishly strongwilled individual. If anyone could pull of something that ridiculous, it'd be her.
>>88078599
>and them IMMEDIATELY try to shatter him because she'd rather be a mindless dog than have to spend another nanosecond looking at the face of her nemesis.
>>88078630
I dunno that blacksmith one probably looked into making a few or would have if she wasn't locked away.
>>88078629
Tumors EVERYWHERE
>>88078111
Sounds like a pretty chill job. I'm hoping I can get something alright in engineering.
>>88078640
I doubt it. Considering how quickly Jasper was fully corrupted, even if such a thing could happen the corruption would constantly try to reclaim it's host or whatever.
>>88078707
>implying Rebecca isn't a hack and Steven isn't actually Pink Diamond and that Jasper won't worship the ground he walks on as soon as she finds out
>>88077966
I hoping its just a zero. Even with that I'll probably pull out with an A still.
>>88074792
Except Hillary actually did win the popular votes meaning more of the country voted for her than trump. It's just that US has a completely broken voting system with the electoral college and the electoral votes went to trump.
>>88078731
Spacecanceraids confirmed.
>>88078757
Electoral college exists for a reason, pal
Don't try and tear shit down just because it goes against your worldview
>>88078800
An outdated reason
>>88078058
I bet Lamar thinks he does the best Sardonyxs, too.
>>88077842
Still getting used to what I can and can't do with this pencil brush so not really that great.
>>88078811
Just like how we don't need guns anymore since there's no more militias right
>>88078738
Why do people think Jasper will just be cool with everything if Rose is actually PD?
It would mean she just spend over 5000 years enraged and suffering, focusing all her hate on the very same person who she believes she's trying to avenge. She'd be a mess of conflicted emotions and anger over the fact that her whole life of suffering was caused by the person she idolized her whole life.
At the very least she's going to be a complete wreck. She won't turn around and start worshiping Steven.
>>88078811
Kept Hillary out of office, so it can't be all bad.
>>88078852
No, but we don't need an electoral college to bring votes to a central location now that electronic polling is a thing. It's easy to collect the popular vote in a fast and efficient manner these days so the purpose of the electoral college is about as useful as a sweater in hell.
>>88078882
True
>>88078886
shut up
you lost
those were the rules for this current election
get over it and stop bitching in a cartoon thread
>>88078630
pearl 10000000000%
>>88078909
Not them, but I don't blame them for questioning the electoral college. It's irrelevant for this election, but it matters for the next one, and I honestly see no need for it as is.
>>88078909
I don't support Hillary, I'm just saying that the electoral college is useless.
>>88078948
>>88078936
>t. salty cityfags
>>88078877
I know it'd be great
>>88078961
>t. faggot who can't justify an outdated system
>>88078979
There's no justification. Just "M-muh hick opinion should decide the outcome instead of the majority population opinion because th-that's definitely fair!"
>>88076613
>What We Really Are
>Steven Universe
Those sound like final episode titles to me.someone hold me. ;_;
>>88078877
Jasper definitely isn't gonna start worshipping Steven, but her being conflicted is the point.
Peridot was easier to redeem because she was small and helpless. She couldn't just smash the Gems like Jasper could, and was therefore really easy to keep in one place and get to know the Gems.
If Jasper is too conflicted to kill Steven, then Steven has the chance to talk her over to his side.
>>88076613
Where were these sourced from?
>>88078877
If Rose is Pink Diamond, she's going to undergo a serious mental breakdown. I can't imagine the kind of stress she must've been feeling in her final conscious moments, but news like this would certainly be the breaking point for her. Unless they have proof to back it up, I doubt she'd believe them anyway.
season 4 and 5 leaked episode titles WHEN
>>88079063
Why? So we can make up a bunch of theories that turn out to be wrong because half of them are just townie filler?
>>88079063
SEASON FIVE
WORST SEASON
>>88079023
Is that supposed to be counter to my point or adding on to it? It's phrased like you're trying to disagree with me, but nothing there is actually against my post, it just adds to it.
>>88079054
I imagine she'd be the one to uncover it with Steven present. It's the only way she'd accept it for sure.
>>88079094
>Season 5, worst season
>Zuke got juked during season 5's production
>She hates it because Lapidot got BTFO
>The comic was produced before Zuke's moaning about Lapis even started
Is Zuke a prophet?
>>88079099
I was adding to it. I just phrased it badly.
>>88079075
the season 2 and 3 leaked episode titles made it easy to guess that Jasper came from the Beta Kindergarten, episode titles are very useful for theory making and theory making is fun
Baby Steven is so cute. He makes me want to go "Koochi-koochi-koo!"
>>88079099
They'd still need a seriously good reason to change her mind and an even better reason to make her a full blown CG. It'll probably take her as long as it's going to take Lapis to become one as well.
>>88079020
Bro, we've known for a while that there's a good chance S5 will be the last season.
Hell, it's a plot driven show, it would be pretty shitty if it didn't come to an end.
>>88078664
The lasted the whole of season 2 without hearing from her. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
>>88079063
Season 5 Leaked Titles
-Steven Universe Dies
-Steven Universe Lives
-Sadie Sings Again
-Sadie Sings Some More
-Sadie Please Stop Singing
-Another Townie Episode
-Jasper Returns
-Jasper Dies
>>88079120
Okay, I figured, just wanted to be sure.
>>88079126
I imagine she'd become a full blown CG when Steven manages to give her confidence again. That's a large emotional arc that would need to happen.
>They'd still need a seriously good reason to change her mind
Rose being PD would be a good reason to change her mind enough to get her to listen to reason, but I assume you mean she'd need a very convincing piece of evidence which I don't disagree with.
>>88079155
What could they mean?!
>>88079155
>This is all townie filler
>>88073487
I'm a lapidot who wants a real-life Lapis to fuck, so can confirm.
Why am I not in more episodes /sug/?
>>88079164
That's precisely what I mean. Jasper is capable of listening to reason, but as far as taking what people say seriously, I don't know. Hopefully she's not just a full blown meatheaded brute and can actually do a little bit of mental gymnastics.
>>88079179
Because they made the mistake of hiring singers for fusions.
>>88079179
Because of your bulimia
>>88079185
She's stopped to ask questions before. She's not as meatheaded as people like to pretend she is, she's just extremely aggressive.
I don't know what kind of evidence they could bring up to convince her, but I'd expect nothing less than undeniable proof. I'm not sure how she'll find it right now though seeing as she's a dog.
>>88076283
Mystery girl is just a reason for Pearl to stop thinking about Rose. A bridge ship, you could say. It won't be long before we've got our canon Jaspearl.
>>88079235
Skip the dog bit for a second. There's no reason to convince her of the truth when she's a giant AIDS dog, anyway. She needs to hear this for herself, and she needs a clear thinking mind if she's going to even consider stopping to listen to what Steven has to say. Just because he heals Jasper, doesn't mean she's going to be indebted and inclined to return the favor.
>>88077295
>a young hamplanet flashes itself while a distraught gremlin watches
>>88079155
>>88079172
>Steven Universe Dies
Ronaldo introduces Steven to otaku culture
>Steven Universe Lives
Connie takes Steven to the Hindu Temple she and her parents visit every week and asks her gods to forgive Steven for his sins
>Sadie Sings Again
Sadie sings and manages to convince Lars to go out on a date with her
>Sadie Sings Some More
after going out for some time, Sadie finds out Lars was just using her to make Kiki jealous
>Sadie Please Stop Singing
Sadie traps Kiki in her basement and forces her to listen to her cover of "Haven't you heard I'm a star" on repeat until Kiki dies of starvation
>Another Townie Episode
Beach City celebrates over having reached the '10 straight episodes of filler' mark
>Jasper Returns
Greg cought a cold and Steven decides it's best for him to stay in the temple until he gets better, Steven shows Greg the bubble room to pass the time
>Jasper Dies
Greg accidentally brushed against Jasper's bubble, causing her gem to fall to the floor and shatter
>>88079271
Huh? I'm not suggesting she'd be grateful for Steven healing her, I'm just saying her being corrupted is an obstacle that needs to be solved before anything else can happen involving her.
>>88079296
kek
So when will the episode leak tomorrow?
>>88079305
I know what you mean, I'm just saying that'll be the first issue they face after they do effectively heal her.
>>88079335
Ah, well we'll see what happens I guess. Should be an interesting arc regardless, I just hope it's better than what Lapis got.
one of these will be a episode title, just you wait.
>Diamond in the Rough
>Diamond Ring
>Blood Diamond
>Diamond Dog
>Cut Diamonds
>Diamonds are Forever
>Jasper Report
>Pearl Jam
>Pearl's Harbor
>>88078800
>Electoral college exists for a reason
Not really, it's part of rather ancient cogs to the process that we've moved beyond. You realize we get rid of laws and amend things all the time right?
>>88079367
i'm surprised Earthlings wasn't named Diamond Dog desu, what a missed oppurtunity
>>88079366
Hell, Lapis is probably the key to all of Jasper's troubles. Out of all the characters she'd stop to listen to the most, I'd imagine it'd be her or Garnet.
>>88079401
I hope it's Garnet. She needs some importance again.
>>88078800
It existed to entice smaller states and rich dudes into the union. It does more harm than good now. There is absolutely no justification for swing states. How the EC operates must be changed at the federal level. It is objectively a shit system as it stands.
>>88078882
She's the lesser of two evils.
>>88079441
Can Garnet please be the link between Jasper and Lapis having a healthy relationship? It's like my biggest wish from this show, at the moment.
>>88079455
This, it's laughed at by other nations. Some nations have WARS going on right now because of similar "systems" too.
Jasper still doesn't seem to know that the Diamonds set off the corruption bomb. Do you think when she finds out she'll end up betraying Homeworld?
>>88079469
Yeah but why go to war when you can watch lesbian space rocks
>>88079496
It's not like Pink Diamond played a roll in it, so maybe.
>>88079458
a platonic relationship that isn't based on hate and desperation maybe
>>88079469
In a time where we can count individual votes within a few days the electoral college is unnecessary. Republicans in California will almost never be represented because of the Democrat majority and vice versa in states like Texas.
>>88079496
Jasper this that the corrupted gems deserve the fate what happened to them.Herself too.
Perla
>>88079514
I can settle with anything so long as they aren't constantly at odds with each other. Just cut out the toxicity, it's awful for those two.
>>88079537
smells like old farts
>>88079517
The solution is simple, require states to not be all or nothing for one candidate or the other.
>>88079537
magica
>>88079367
>Diamond is Unbreakable
>>88079590
>>88079590
>>88079602
I liked the part where Dio kicked Danny.
>>88079570
Or use the popular vote?
Is there a problem with the popular vote?
>>88079537
La perla magica TM
>Diamond Dog
Would kill for Jasper to be in an episode with that title.
>>88079629
"Tyranny of the majority" isn't a meme.
It's a more complex issue because of how diverse lands of usa are, but basically a bunch of retards in California and Texas dictating what happens in Maine is a bad idea.
>>88079676
They're dictating what happens to the whole country, not Maine. Why do some people in random ass states get to be the deciding factor instead?
>>88079537
Ole!
>>88079676
Well that's getting into another issue. We have a 2 party, winner takes all system, so every election, about 45-50% of voters are entirely unrepresented by the executive branch.
It's also why State and Federal governments exist rather than everyone living under the Federal government.
Beyond that, how would fragmenting out the states for elections reduce the affect of tyranny by the majority? The president still rules over the entire US, Maine is still affected by Texas if a certain president wins the election.
>>88079570
That could work but it would be impossible to for the electoral votes to be proportional to the votes each party receives. Still better than what we have now.
>>88079720
And when the "whole country" decides they want to blow up Maine because there was a secret pirate treasure underneath?
Or maybe something more relatable like tearing up homes and businesses to build fracking and waste disposal?
>Why do some people in random ass states get to be the deciding factor instead?
>instead
Stop with the binary thinking. Just because A doesn't work does not mean we have to use B.
>>88079676
So instead millions of peoples' votes just shouldn't matter. All it does is give another group of people the power. Except one is actually the whole population choosing while the other is a certain section of the country that is pandered to for no particular reason anymore choosing.
>>88079776
>instead
How about we just make it so your vote doesn't matter.
>>88079762
The whole country should decide who leads the whole country, man. It's not that hard. If we're talking specifics in states, that's another animal. That's why the House of Representatives exists.
You're not making your case for why the majority shouldn't choose who leads them. We don't have a system where the president can just run rampant over everything so those overblown fears of yours aren't a factor.
>>88079790
It already doesn't, apparently. I don't live in one of those states that gets to decide everything.
>>88079797
Yeah your right.
The whole country should.
So if you don't win 100% of the popular vote, no presidency for you.
>>88079813
As usual there's no argument for this dumbass system in the modern day so you resort to this. It's okay, just admit the Electoral College is bullshit today. You got your Trump either way.
>>88079833
What?
I do agree the ec is bullshit.
But I also agree pure popular vote is bullshit too.
>>88079813
>>88079790
>refuses to reply to my post
>can't do mental gymnastics hard enough to actually argue
>just ignores
kek
>>88079869
There's nothing to reply about.
Tyranny of the majority is exactly why popular vote is wrong.
If you disagree with that, then I can't help you.
>>88079854
There's zero reason the Presidency shouldn't be by popular vote. With Congress, the individual states and counties still have their say in a way that's more powerful in the end anyways so the majority can't railroad them. That's the point of it.
>>88079458
It will be Peridot who mediates them, and you know it. Pumpkin dog is a big fat foreshadowing.
>>88079884
See this >>88079887 and stop crying about muh tyranny of the majority.
And I have yet to see why a bunch of hick states in the middle of the country should be the deciding factor while millions of votes basically don't matter.
>>88079884
Your "solution" has no mitigation to tyranny of the majority. It's just needlessly clinging to an outdated system and compromising by splitting it up a bit.
>>88079887
>>88079916
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyranny_of_the_majority
Take some time to read before you embarrass yourself.
>>88079919
I never gave a solution. EC is outdated and Popular Vote is inherently flawed.
>>88079884
Every vote is tyranny of the majority. The votes in those key states of the Presidential election are also the majority winning over the minority. It's inherent in the system. It's just creating a bunch of little tyranny of the majority situations by breaking up the big tyranny of the majority vote.
>>88079934
So what? Democracy is a shit system and should be abolished? What are we putting in it's place, because you'll never get out of tyranny of the majority while still maintaining democracy.
>>88079934
>Can't argue his dumbass point
>Links to wikipedia article about a concept everyone here clearly understands and is including in their arguments
Just give up.
>>88079946
>>88079958
>Fundamentally failing to understand how politics work
Fuck it. Tried to educated you guys and you spout this bs.
Have fun with your shitshow.
>>88079969
I am. Apparently I'm dealing with high school education at best here.
>>88079983
You didn't educate shit. You just screamed "tyranny of the majority", threw Wikipedia at us, then somehow decided you made some sort of point. I have yet to see you tell us why we're wrong at all. But it's obvious why you don't, because you can't.
>>88079983
>gets BTFO
>calls everyone else stupid and runs away
Maybe you should go hang out with Zuke, you 2 seem like you'd have a lot in common.
Man, I just wanted to talk about cartoons.