/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>88065055
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

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>>88065055
>Swimsuit Edition

yes pls

daily reminder that lapis feet > pearl's feet

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>>88065109

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/FREAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

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>tfw to intelligent for lore episodes

>>88065129
UGH

>Steven was unable to get his shirt over his big fat belly so he had to settle on his gut hanging out which was super embarrassing for Steven.
>He walked out of the bathroom to see the gems Pearl looked uneasy at the sight of Stevens big belly Amethyst was trying to hold back her laugher and Garnet was just being as cool as always.
>Pearl "Steven you need to control your hunger you cant go on missions if your overstuffed with food your belly would get in the way."
>Garnet "It wont' Steven you need to dedicate yourself to this diet and for now on Amethyst cant bring food into the house."
>Amethyst got annoyed "Oh come on its not my fault Stevens as greedy as a warthog way do you have to punish e for this?
>Garnet "You do tease Steven with food knowing full well he needs to lose weight I think it would be best for the both of you if you cut down on the food,"
>Steven "I'm sorry guys I dont know what came over me last night I promise this wont happen again."
>Amethyst said to Garnet "Can I at least still eat from the trash?
>Garnet paused and then said "As long as you dont bring any trash into the house."
>Steven jiggled his fat belly "Huh my gut is still so big I eat a lot last night and I dont think its all digested yet."
>Pearl who was still very grossed out my all this talk of "food" and "bellies" said "Why dont you go for a run or something try to work that weight off and please do it fast I dont want to stare at your stomach all day...."
>Steven smiled and said "Right on it! ill burn these calories off in no time."
>Steven went out the front door and while Steven was getting ready to run Amethyst said from the door "Run fat boy run you can do it Steve!
>Steven blushed Amethyst only called Steven a fat boy a few times in his life but he hated when she said it.
>He knew she was just teasing but Steven found it really embarrassing.

>>88065151
TAKE ME JASPER
TAKE ME HARD

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>>88065189
>Steven went outside Steven thought he best start working off this big belly and seeing how huge it was Steven going to need to burn off a lot of food.
>Steven started by running on the beach thinking a good run would burn of this belly fat in no time.
>Steven was only running for a minute before he was huffing and puffing his huge belly put a lot of weight on him so running was pretty hard in his overstuffed state his big round belly jiggled up and down like a big water balloon as he ran making lots of sloshing and gurgling sounds.
>Steven soon stopped running when he found he was too tired from such a short run plus his bely hurt from all the food sloshing around inside upsetting his tummy.
>Steven looked at his big belly and gave it a little slap "Why wont this just go away already? this is so annoying and embarrassing..."
>Steven then felt a rumble in his belly Steven couldn't believe this was he hungry?
>Steven was stuffed to the brim yet his big belly rumbled for food.
>Steven blushed "This sucks...what should I do? I dont want this belly to get any bigger but I'm Sooooo hungry...."
>Steven decided to go to the big doughnut thinking maybe just one doughnut would cease his hunger.
>Steven walked into the big doughnut trying to cover his belly with his arms little help that did.
>Sadie said "Welcome to the big..w-Wow...Steven? is that you why is your gut so huge?
>Steven felt his cheeks burn red from embarrassment feeling shameful for being so overstuffed yet hunger for more food.
>Steven said "it was a long story that I dont want to get into...can I just have a doughnut please?
>Sadie said "Well ok I guess just dont complain if that gut of yours gets any bigger,"
>Steven quickly ate up the doughnut it was so sweet and filling.
>Steven knew he shouldn't but the taste was to great and he wanted more.
>Hey I know I just wanted one first but..can I get a box of doughnuts today?

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Shitpost

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Everyone must now draw their favorite Gem.

>>88065253
im not on my drawputer....

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>>88065166
:^)

>>88065234
Saw it coming but 10/10 just for the idea anyway

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>>88065234
kill yourself

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I wanna fug the both of them.

>>88065151
That's great and all, but when does Jasper fuck Sapphire

>>88065320
no u

>>88065129
>>88065302
>ugh

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>>88065137

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>>88065055
>swimsuit edition
HERE WE GO

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>>88065342

>>88065322
>Shorts over leotard
Good lord, I didn't know I needed more of this.

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>>88065363

>>88065322
ugh

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Remember when we had interesting characters and a plot? No? Yeah, me neither.

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>>88065055

>>88065412
I remember the summer.

>>88065412
Interesting? This show? Nope.

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>>88065253
shit phone doodle

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>>88065055

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>>88065417

Boring thread. Delete /sug/ now.

>>88065575
Boring post. Delete your life.

>>88065605
Boring response. Delete your existence.

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>>88065055

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>>88065151
CHEESE SANDWICH AS PRETTY AS CAN BE

CHEESE SANDWICH PLEASE COME BACK TO ME

>>88065625
Boring counter response. Delete your family history and then delete yourself.

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Honest question, do you guys like the show or are just here to post waifu pics from tumblr and bitch about inconsequential shit?

>>88065129
Confirmed deadest ship by Zuke herself

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>>88065132

Ha. No.

>>88065674
Boring chain of posts you started. Delete the universe that spawned you.

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>>88065055

>>88065677
I haven't enjoyed the show since the Sardonyx arc
Season one was gr8 though

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>>88065055

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>>88065677
I like the show but I also like doing those other things.

>>88065677
I just want watch cute gems doing cute things.

Also masturbate.

>>88065696
Huh?

>>88065717
Boring chain of replies I'm getting. Delete the multiverse.

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>>88065677
I don't know anymore.

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>>88065747
>the next evolution of Pearl

>>88065677
I used to like the show, and I still watch it but it's definitely not as good. I'm glad I stream it and don't give it ratings.

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>>88065717

Get a room.

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>>88065055

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>>88065646

>>88065677
A part of me is still deluded enough to believe it can be good again. I'm currently hunting that part down to strangle it slowly to death.

>>88065055
I-IS THIS POOPINGPENIS'S SECRET PORN STASH???
IS THERE MORE???

>>88065767
You're just boring. Delete God.

>>88065829
We're boring together. Delete us both.

>>88065839
I don't want to be with you. Delete 4chan.

>>88065412
Plot never happened and it never will

Pearl Jasper and Lapis are pretty interesting though, and even though one of them is dead and another had their potential traded in for memes, at least we know Pearl will continue to deliver since every other episode is about her

>>88065859
I don't want to be with you either. Delete your computer.

>>88065677
I like it and I come here less and less often so I'm not infected by you miserable sadsacks.

>>88065873
>Every other episode is about Pearl
>Yet we never actually learn anything about her that matters

>>88065758
>"boohoo my ship was UPROOTED and it's all my abusive narcissistic boss' fault!"
Don't tell me you're a newfag

>>88065880
I don't want you to respond. Delete your next post.

>>88065916
And I want you to go away. Delete all of your previous posts.

>>88065916
>>88065928
I want you two to kiss

>>88065916
>>88065928
What a couple of party boys.

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>can't post my entire nsfw folder
this place is horrible, when are we going back to /trash/

>>88065677
Nah, I'll always be invested in this show. Even if /sug/ thinks the episodes suck, I'm still going to enjoy watching them.

>>88065951
You can go back anytime you want, fagtron, nobody is stopping you:
>>>/trash/6541630

Don't forget the Best Gem Poll!
https://strawpoll.de/a4x5cwr

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>>88065974
No way that place is dead

>>88065873
Jasper is just on a backburner, as is Lapis as she ignores her problems in favor of memes, and Pearl has to be going somewhere, eventually.

Big things are still going to happen. Eventually.

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>>88065992
>Army got a vote, but Leggy didn't
That don't make no sense at all. I didn't even think there was such a thing as an Armyfag.

>>88066036
Amy is an actual character and also happens to be the currently the best developed character on the show, ironically.

>>88065992
What's the point of these polls anyway. We know the gems in the first 4 places also happen to have the most annoying fags.

>>88065734
Good shit

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>>88065992

>>88066036
are you kidding? no one respects g.i.

>>88066084
Army, the Ruby.

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Lapidot is a cute ship.

>>88066036
there is one in /trash/. he's a fucking pedo

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>>88066152
>all Rubyfags are pedos

>>88065992
Ahahaha
Amethyst btfo worst CG confirmed

>>88066173
all of them

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>Lapis Lays an Egg

>>88066183
No.


Rose is miraculously lower.

>>88066096
She doesn't look happy

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>>88066129
>>88065512
>>88065322
>>88065302
>>88065129
>>88065109

The Dream!

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>>88065992
Im so happy best gem is in the lead

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>Sugar lets Zuke develop Lapis and Peri into their "perfect" relationship all she wants
>it was all just an elongated ruse for Lapis's arc when she finally snaps and tell Peri to fuck off because she's so fucking annoying and Lapis can only keep up her facade of tolerating Peri's dumb shit to appease Steven for so long
>tells Peri that even Pearl is more tolerable than her autistic ass
>Zuke cries that Lapis is abusing her self-insert
>Lapearl confirmed

>>88065895

sameeeeeeeeeee

I thought Perifags were extinct

>>88066129
*shit ship

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>>88065914
And what if I am?

ech.

>>88066231
>implying they won't pay Andy with their bodies

>>88066246
No, it's just Pearl.

>>88066231
>Zuke identifies with Peridot
>Peridot gets fired
>Zuke gets fired
Was the zine hinting at her plan all along?

>>88066249
I want Sugar to abuse me

>>88066311
I want Andy to fly his plane straight into Lapis' ass

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>>88066231
So many good faces in there dunno why no one did this before now

>>88066246
>Pearl confirmed normie tier taste

>>88066318
I had to stop and read both of these before laughing.

>>88066308
Jon sounds so fucking drunk in his new video

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>>88066318
Yes, best gem!

>>88066347
It won't fit though, Besides, Lapis probably doesn't even have an ass.

>>88066368
He was on drugs.

>>88066383
We could go back and forth like this for eternity, but I figure it would be expedient just to tell you that you have shit taste and should feel ashamed. Of course you won't because you're a Pearlfag, but that's another issue.

>>88066383
Pearl IS top of the board.

>>88066403
The bits! the bits! The bits!

>>88066403
No. No. No.
Demayo goes on the fries after deepfrying.

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>>88066249
>Zuke would love the Peri abuse
Peridot was made for abusing.

>>88066444
triple

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>>88066456
>Mayo fries

>>88066403
You need to make him look more crispy

After all, you can't scrape bits off of a fresh baby, they need to be deep-fried at 450 first.

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>>88066433
But she's the best

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>>88066411
Oh darn, you're right, it won't. But I think I know something that will...

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>>88066249
>>88066340
Don't hurt me like this.

Behead those who insult Zuke

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>2006
>10 years ago
>JUST

>>88065721
inb4 Pearl grabs a piece

I want to be unbirthed by pearl and reformed

>>88066354
>Hey, Lazuli, wanna hear a funny joke?
>Do I?
>Lapidot is best ship...

>>88066299
That funko Peridot toy is still the highest valued one at $25 to $30. All the other figures are about 10 bucks or less. All the SU fans who have money and therefore actually matter love Peri.

>>88066529
>1996 was 20 years ago

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>>88066522
>lapidot is dead

>>88066129
*dead ship

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>>88066482
pearl stop
my dick can't take it.

>>88066522
Zuke was even worse than THE ASIAN and I'm glad she's gone

>>88066547
I guess she is the easy choice for the wide majority of the fanbase.

>>88066299
There are very few opportunities to meme about her now that she has become memes incarnate.

>>88066522
>not browsing /sug/ while headless

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Why was Amber Rogers the one to take Zuke's job?

>>88066529
he only needs to take care of himself

>>88066466
Tell that to the show's writers

Is Zuke really gone?

>>88066306
Then lurk more or kill yourself

>>88066631
They needed another fat tumblrina with the emotional capacity of a child to fill her role.

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>>88066560
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was
>same as it ever was

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>>88066631

>>88066547
Everybody who wastes money on merch is autistic and lives off autismbux, it's easy to see why Peri would be a moneymaker.

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>>88066656

>>88066647
I'm tired of your bait, kill yourself.

>>88066614
IT's not just because Peridot is best gem, but it's mostly because the shitty stylizations don't translate well on Peridot. Her og design with the megaman limbs is just impervious to shitty stylization, or at least highly resistant.

Only other gem that comes close is Garnet because of the shades and fro.

>>88066522
Go ahead faggot

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>>88066578
Uhu do I spot a certain someone being unfaithful?

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Merchant Anon here, I managed to get one of those "Water Clone" Rose Quartz Pint Sized Heroes. Here's a pic.

>>88066631
She's probably the one with the most experience with boarding on short-notice, being a revisionist and all. At least her style is okay but her writing could leave a lot to be desired.

>>88066481
Well you can, they'll just be really wet and floppy like Steven's dick at night

>>88066739
>Water Clone
>on an electric type
heh

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>>88066560
>Chris farleys been dead longer that most of /sug/

>>88066685
Real question. I haven't been on these threads in weeks.

>>88066739
>still no jasper or REAL pearl
god damn it merchant anon

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>>88066739

And here's another score.

>>88066766
I've been dead longer.

>>88066697
>Peridot
>best gem
For plebs maybe

>>88066647
fuck off goat guy

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>>88066730
Shut up and get on with it.

FLASHBACK TO STEVEN'S A BABE

>>88065677
I've only watched a few episodes since season 3 and don't even like Pearl/Peridot/Lapis, I'm only here to see if there's any fresh new Zuke drama. That shit is hilarious.

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>>88066730

>>88066785
>one Jasper
>two Lapii

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>>88066739
Everytime I open one of your pics Chrome crashes
F U C K O F F
Also I'm still hoping this means a flashback fight with Rose and Lapis is coming but this is probably just someone wanting to make more special variant cute merch.

>>88066631
Because she draws the gems goodly and they need at least one true sjw tumblrina shit shipper writer/boarder to give the show some autistic spice

>>88066785
>carved inset into mold for hair bangs
Ugh. She was the only one I wanted too.

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>>88066730

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frybo was a mistake

>>88066847
>jasperfags

>>88066785
>>88066827
H-HW OT3 CONFIRMED?

>>88066771
She either quit or got fired, it was just a meme with a bit of flimsy evidence at first but she made it clear that she left on her private blog (Tumblr thinks the blog and what was said on it is fake though)

>>88066832
Amber likes trash ship Pearlmethyst though, so was it really worth it?

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>>88066631
This sam hyde fellow seems to have been hired

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Which gem is gonna die first?
I'd vote for ruby, but that means no more Garnet.

>>88066832
>goodly

>>88066878
Didn't the last post admit it was all a joke though?

>>88066785
Put it in your vagina like Jasper's using a foxhole, head just barely peeking out

>>88066889
I hope so, that retard is holding Sapphire back.

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>>88065873
>Lapis is interesting

She is good for two things
Porn and exposition
And she's running out of exposition

>>88066785
GREAT YOU DID ONE THING RIGHT NOW SHOW ME A REAL PEARL MOTHERFUCKER

>>88066887
>Tang was also hired
Sugar needs to stop letting these stupid tumblr autists invite their stupid tumblr friends on this show holy fuck

>>88066903
That was some troll that took the URL after Zuke abandoned it.

>>88066859
I'm actually a Perifag, but Peri's toy in this series is utter shit. I want the Jasper because it's probably the only thing we'll get for her.

>>88066909
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>88066889
Jasper moments after being redeemed she sacrifices her self Iron giant style to save earth

>>88066889
Bismuth. It's a pretty typical trope for the overzealous ally to redeem themselves by giving their life to save someone.

>>88066938
No genitalia

>>88066903
Are you seriously going to believe the fake confession from a Zukefag that got posted on the Poopingpenis url a day after the real blog was deleted? You know that Tumblr blog url's can be reused right?

>>88066941
Suuuuuper man

>>88066909
post lapis inflation please

>>88066914
Why would Sugar hire Tang if she and Zuke are currently in lesbians with each other?

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>>88066914
>ynw be one of becky's tumblr friends
>she never will hire you to work on SU

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>>88066652
>>88066656
>>88066755
>>88066832
>>88066887

I just looked up Amber's appearance IRL. It's some sort of fucking joke, I swear.

>>88066968
No, I only visit tumblr for art.

>>88066990
>the real reason Zuke quit was because Becky tried to rape her

>>88066785
Did they add a nose? It's hard to tell

>>88066990
Because Becky's too nice and gave in to all the demands of that narcissist, but Becky drew the line when Zuke tried to force her ship onto the show.

>>88066909
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>>88065253

>>88066880
Based Amber likes Patrician Ship. Happy!

>>88066908
That's one hell of a shackle.

>>88066631
Because Amber respects asshole Jasper, and that's all that matters.

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>>88067018
seriously, why the fuck most lesbians are fat?

>>88066909
>MODS
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>MODS
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>>88066909
You forgot pregnancy

>>88066909
I recognize that artstyle...

>>88066990
Just replacing her old pet autistic hippo with a new one

>>88066938
>>88067041
>>88067072
Shut up, you fucking goober.

>>88066909
>>88067075
Such a (((good))) girl

>>88067075
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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>>88067018
>>88067075

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>>88067075
ayyyyyy

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>>88067018
Eh she doesn't look half bad.

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Going to drop this on the homeworld

>>88067091
>fucksticks dont get to talk

>>88067075
Amethyst wins!

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I want real Pearl Points

>>88067091
>BLACK'D

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>>88067075
FUCKING HELP US MODS

>>88067092
I thought that was Amber. Anyone got photos of Tang?

>>88067140
tfw I made my self real pearl points to get me motivated for college. tfw it worked

>>88067091
Does the phrase "she gets facefucked by blacks" ring a bell?

>>88067075
FUCK /SUG/ WAS A MISTAKE

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>>88066354
I've had this one for a while, just haven't found a good chance to use it yet.

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>>88067075
well meme'd friend

>>88067075
MODS
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>>88067070
Why do you think they became lesbians in the first place?

Guys, what if Zuke quit the show because Peridot dies?

>>88067070
>posts this
>while posting Pearl
the irony......

>>88067224
good lmao

>>88067224
I would be even more happy

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>>88067224
>and on the 3rd day she has risen from death

>>88067224
nut HARD

>>88067224
>That post from the summer that said something like "I'm sorry Lapis, I tried."

If Zuke's leaving due to the death of a gem, it's Lapis.

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>>88067070
>>88067117
>>88067124
>Three poils in a row

What do I win?

>>88067224
I'm getting hard just thinking about it

>>88067170
Tang might be an even bigger autist than Zuke, its a good thing she's just a revisionist, especially since she and Zuke are roommates and if she was a writer/boarder Zuke's cancer would continue to leak into into the show even though she's not officially working on it anymore

>>88067246
pearl is a cartoon character. I'm serious about this question
>inb4 lesbian
I'm just a guy

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>>88067273
died on earth she has to spend eternity in earth hell

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>>88067273
>Zuke is sad because now Lapis's only other friend and love interest is Steven
E N D G A M E

>>88067224
I'd be so happy, don't get my hopes up.

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>>88067308
E N D G A M E

>>88067293
If Tang was as big an autist as Zuke, I doubt they'd get along, never mind Zuke getting to use Tang as a sex slave. I could be wrong, but being that Zuke's a narcissist, she likely would only work in a relationship with someone who worshiped the ground she walked on.

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>>88067277
Your very own Pearl.

Don't worry, if any character dies they'll just gather all the Dragonballs to revive them.

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>>88067308
>>88067335
>reminder

>>88067277
your very own pole

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>>88067335

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Anyone got some new reaction images from gem harvest? I saw some good ones but was too busy watching the actual episode

Dont know how late i am to the party, hvent checked in lately

>>88067277
Your very own /pol/

Why does no one ever talk about Garnet. I even see more discussion for fucking Ruby and Sapphire.

>>88067387
Because she's too flat.

>>88067378
>Talking about Gem Harvest
This is /Lauren Zuke General/ now.

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>>88067378

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>>88067374

>>88067387
We're antsy over the fact that Lapis still hasn't raped Sapphire.

>>88067387
Because "she" is a boring "character" that's basically just Ruby and Sapphire anyway at this point.

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>>88067378

>>88067355
>>88067370
>>88067382
I am satisfied w/ these gifts.

>>88067348
Maybe Tang is only being submissive and letting Zuke use her as a sex toy because she really wanted a job on Steven Universe and Zuke's connections were the only hope she had of obtaining it

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>>88067387
Garnet is literally a board. If any character dies it will probably be Garnet for some stupid arc of her own. Judging by this pic and another one where it's just Steven, Pearl, Jasper, and Sapphire's VAs it seems like she separates at some point so that she can become interesting again.

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>>88067378

>>88067429
Then she actually worked for the job and might appreciate it.

>>88067277
pearl themed dildo

>>88066656
If this is supposed to be about the election that fucking child needs to get slapped

>>88067463
nail on the head

>>88067429
All those Lapidot roleplays finally paid off.

>>88067387
Garnet is my favorite character and part of the reason my interest in SU has almost completely died and barely ever come to /sug/ is because she gets so much less attention than other main characters. It sucks the show itself doesn't care about her character.

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how do I deal with this feeling of not being able to watch the episode tomorrow

>>88067463
But Trump won, that means death squads will be marching the street looking for the gays and the Mexicans. How are you not literally shaking over this?

>>88067463
BUILD

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>>88067162
>>88067104
>>88067221
don't be a whiny little bitch your whole life.

>>88067486
This. Amethyst and Pearl get all the damn development while Garnet barely has any presence left and if she gets any screentime it's always about how she's a fusion. Fucking kill Garnet off already or do something interesting with her.

>>88067273
I read that as Zuke failing to "do it for her aka Lapis".

>>88067486
Garnet and Lapis are the most screwed over characters for development at this point. Garnet has it worse than Lapis, but it's still ridiculous how they're both treated.

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>>88067378

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>>88067335

>>88067273
>"I'm sorry I couldn't force you into being a healthy queer."

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im the gay

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>>88067586
im the double gay

anybody have that comic where amethyst smokes out of an artifact and claims it "draws like a pencil"? I forgot to save it last time it was posted.

>>88067586
t. post-jailbreak garnet

>>88067273
>"I'm sorry Lapis, I tried."

I'm choosing to believe this means her shit character development will be fixed. Fuck "healthy queer", shit's boring. Colin's unhinged, unstable Lapis is way more interesting.

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>>88067586

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>'THAT WAS AWESOME!'
'No! It was an accident! Accidents are not awesome!'
>Amethyst was an accident.
Steven you asshole.

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Rate my gemsona

I remember when amyfags complained that Amy barely had any development and then season 3 happened. do you foks think garnet could have her development happening in this arc? what with >>88067430 shit like this happening sometime in the future

>>88067602
SIXTY GAYS
That's as many as 30 double gays

>>88067648
No

>>88067609
jailbreak was a mistake

>>88067639
Is that Jasper's brother?

>>88067273
>>88067582
I honestly hope the reason Lapis's development got fucked is entirely because of Zuke. I hope she pushed the whole team to cut out anything that showed Lapis as flawed or in any way morally questionable. At least if that's the case, I can hope Lapis will eventually get an interesting arc that actually uses her potential, and the crew didn't lose any semblance of talent they once had.

>>88066666

>>88067582
>this is literally what she meant
>her psyche slowly begins unraveling as her ship has more and more holes blown in it until it becomes "unhealthy", or worse, platonic
fucking baby

>>88067648
No we'll get even MORE Pearl development, Pearl episodes, Pearl being gay and thirsty, and Pearl everything!
And don't forget a lot of Peridot being a meme.

>>88067678
yes

>>88067689
okay

>>88067639
>"Santa"
>"FUSE WITH ME!"

>>88067486
This. It's actually to the point where I'm pissed off at the writers. I don't understand why they dislike Garnet so much.

And before some dick says "durr she has nowhere to develop!" the writers can push the characters any direction they want and introduce any conflict or storyline they want. Half of SU and its characters' potential is still locked away in a mystery box anyways.

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she is pure

>>88067537
Love Letters killed any chance of her being a character of her own.

>>88067680
Why do you think she probably refused to work on Alone at Sea? Anything that makes Lapis dark or interesting clashes with her perfect lesbian ship that wouldn't make sense unless Lapis was a completely different person.

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>>88067725
At least Garnet just stays static, rather than becoming a different character off screen.

>>88067648
No, it's Pearl. Only Pearl can have complex storylines and importance. Pearl is literally the main character after Steven. Pearlfags will try to argue but even their asses have bragged about this before. They say she's not the focus only when it's convenient for them to say so. Otherwise it's PEARL BEST AND MOST COMPLEX GEM.

>>88067725
This. It'd be incredibly easy to have some level of self/outer conflict over Bismuth. I'd imagine after seeing the forced fusions she may change her tune on shattering gems, and since she's the one person of the main 3 who was the least unhealthily dependent on Rose, there'd be room to break away from her no-killing ideology.

>>88067778
Honestly that would make sense. If that's the case, I can't wait to see episodes from after Zuke gets juked.

>>88067781
Lapis morphs into whatever the writers (Zuke) want her to be to fit their little fantasy or whatever fits the comedy skit or drama moments, because that's all she's used for. Thus her characterization has suffered.

Lapis is the most fleshed out and interesting when Jasper is around, for better or for worse. Every other time her characterization fluctuates ridiculously.

>>88067778
She also wouldn't touch anything Jaspis related with a ten foot pole.

>>88067725
Ian called her the best gem, I'm hoping he knows something I don't.

>>88067699
>>88067786
I'm okay with this

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I miss the Japser that couldn't be

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Would you rub Stevens belly?

>>88067696
>"unhealthy", or worse, platonic
kek

>>88067652
that's 5 dozen gays!

>>88067882
gross, no

>>88067843
>Lapis' characterization is so inconsistent fans came up with that "her personality mirrors whoever she's around" theory.

>>88067859
Because he and Rebecca self insert as Ruby and Sapphire.

>>88067882
Jasper will. With her helmet.

>>88067882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAErBRGvz7c

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>>88067882
yes

>>88067817
We also still aren't seeing her being stressed out over her leadership and how Rose's death put so much pressure on her shoulders. We also got a glimpse that Ruby and Sapphire had big doubts about the rebellion that could be explored through Garnet. Garnet is also the only CG that saw the Gem War for what it was and could easily have PTSD.

They just refuse to explore anything but fusion with her. As fusion becomes a more important concept in the show, she's more and more cemented as the 'fusion exposition gem'.

I remember a while back someone suggested an arc that involves her starting to doubt her leadership skills as the stakes start getting higher. Finally all of her insecurities and fears come out, and the CGs realize that they can't just be putting everything on Garnet anymore. They need to be an equal team, because they're capable of that. It'd be a nice way to wrap up Amy, Pearl, and Steven's respective "I'm so weak and useless" arcs too as they realize that they DO have what it takes to stand on equal ground with Garnet and share the burden.