Lil bit of old Shmork slipped through there...

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>>88057128

>>88057128

Delet dis

>>88057128
L E W D
E
W
D

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>Bone but with girly bits
What did he mean by this?

>>88057128
Was this the kind of foreplay he had with his fat sweaty roommate before he sucked his dick?

im going to fucking kill schmorky one day

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>>88057128

>>88057397
y tho?

>>88057395
Or him and his psychotic wife?

>>88057397
He's not worth it, man. He's going to kill himself eventually, just like that one wikipedia editor.

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I wish the Flash Tub was still playable on Something Awful. I never got to download them all. Most of the episodes don't work anymore or are just gone.

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>>88057128
This is like some weird halfway between too realistic and too cartoony and it just comes out unsettling awful

>>88057592
kek

>>88057397
Hey man, why don't we just let time kill schmorky.

>>88057592
He sucked his wife's dick?

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>>88057128
If that's a map of her legs then what is the skull and crossbones supposed to represent?

> thigh worship

yes, good

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>>88057128
>slob girls and NEETS
Just my cross to bear

>>88057813
Dude, I fucking love slob girls but you need better standards than Shmorky's tranny muppets.

>>88057128
WHATS THE JOKE FUCKLEY

>>88057845
David "Göntermann" Foxfire's life.

>>88057808
Her p

>>88057834
Hopefully Clementine counts as a step in the right direction, then.

>>88057723
I gotta say i entered for one reason but now i'm leaving with a pic of a dog getting hit on the dick, i can surely say this is going to be a damng good day.

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>>88057592
I still have the insane recording of him and his "wife" fighting. The one where he does his cartoon voice while she threatens to kill herself and screams about solving the Jewish question.

>>88058034
This is Shmorky
http://picosong.com/UPDW

>>88057128
>diaper in first panel

Yep, that's him all right

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>>88057128
disgusting

turns out the baby fur also has a disgusting slob girl fetish

who would have guessed?

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>>88058263
>slob
>not the best
granted, i only like slob when it's paired with bbw/ssbbw

>>88058325
Dude get your shit together.

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>>88058337
i have my shit together. i just have weird fetishes.

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>>88058157
what the fuck did i just experience?

>>88058417
Shmork and his gf on a good day.

>>88057845
It's okay, I've studied Tumblr humour for years.
Silly faces usually gets a laugh. Plus characters acting super chill is well loved. And if they're hairy? Ho boy, tumblr eats that stuff up.

>>88057868
enis

>>88058157
She has that classic fat girl voice.

He sucked off a dude because he didn't want to move back with his uncle and have to get a job. He literally chose sucking dick over actual work. That's hilarious.

>>88058157
True happiness.
>stop pretending
>I'M NOT PRETENDING UH UH UH!

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Is it true that Shmorky is a girl now? I'm so glad people are free to decide if they're boys or girls.

>>88057128
>tfw I like both shmorky's old stuff and his new stuff and the only thing that turns me off of him is when personal drama becomes public

>>88058678
I was hungry and then I saw this pick so now I'm not hungry anymore.

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If you look at it long enough, it becomes a split lip instead of a cheek

>>88058034
>Genre: Blues
I Kek a mighty Kek

>>88058157
How do you people get this stuff

>>88058157
wew lad

>>88058763
Shmorky uploaded it himself because he thought it would get him pity/tumblr ass pats, but instead it opened a window into how batshit insane he is.

>>88058763
It's been floating around for years, I even saw it on Tumblr.

>>88058763
The ex girlfriend put it on the internet

>>88058157
What the fuck is that voice?

>>88058034
>>88058417

Bit of context for that whole recording. His ex-gf has some sort of schizo disorder and was pretty much convinced by Shmorky to go off of her meds. As you can imagine, that turned out so well for her.
Eventually she got fed up with Shmorky and ditched his ass a long while back. Apparently Shmorky is now living in some trailer with his parents out in MO.

Hey guys
what do you want?

>>88058827
He's a klumpfkin babyfur.
He genuinely believes he's one of his own cartoons and has to talk like one all the time.
He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium.

>>88058890
Kill yourself

>>88058891
>He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium.

holy fuck

>>88058642
Artists are weird.

>>88058890
>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
>WHADDAYOUWANTFROMAHGHAGGHSREEEEEEEEEE

>>88058890
Klurfporn

>>88058678

Why are the mtf trannies so fucking crazy? I've yet to hear about an autistic ftm transgender.

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>>88058891
>klumpfkin

>>88057128

Leg hair is never soft when it comes to adults. It's always slightly coarse, never super comfortable.

>>88058890
Please upload the Flash Tubs somewhere Shmorky. They no longer play on Something Awful.

>>88058325
Shit taste friend. Slob is best when it's a juxtaposition with a hot girl. Especially if she gets off on it,

>>88057592
Her mental issues have turned her off sex and she said they only ever had intercourse once. Pretty shameful on his part, if you can't stick your dick in crazy then it's not even worth it.

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>>88058157
>total silence
>then that fucking voice
i can't handle this.

>>88059041
she meant vaginal intercourse
other times shmorky asked her to finger him in his nonexistant pussy and other times he roleplayed as a baby and her his caregiver with diapers and pissplay involved allegedly

https://youtu.be/TLV5ECmLlgY

Shmorky's actual voice at the beginning; not the retarded ass klurf sounding one.

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>>88058891
You gotta be shittin' me.

>>88059188
delete this
that's not who he is any more

>>88059092
>Trannies that want to be female do so because they think a girl's life is easie
Wrong, it's a physiological need. They have developed a female brain that expect female hormone feedback from the gendered endocrinian gands of their body, and get fucked up because it receive male feedback instead.

The change of sex isn't considered as a fix-all solution, but more like finally being rid of a thorn that was there all along.

Has anyone here ever bought one of his shirts?

>>88059281
>They have developed a female brain
If gender is a social construct then "a female brain" is impossible.
So which is it, tumblr.

>>88059359
I've bought his comics

>>88058890
Shmork, if this is you, know that we know you're a hot mess but love you anyway.

>>88059613
This

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shmorky-david-kelly-daisy-kay.23467/page-32

Here's where Shmork's ex posts and talks about her time with him.

>>88057723
>Ah! My Beef!

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>>88059092
Thanks for the input /r9k/

>>88058157
>http://picosong.com/UPDW
reminder that smorrgy trolled a wiki editor until he killed himself.

>>88059143
>other times shmorky asked her to finger him in his nonexistant pussy

....How does that work exactly? She pokes his nutsack while he pretends to get off on it?

>>88059382
It's both, kind of. You can have a physiological female brain, but a physiological male body. So what gender are you, according to biology? You can't be both, so socially, that is to say without a hard basis in biology, you "chose" to be one gender or the other. It's theorized that eventually we could treat the brain instead of the body so people wont have to go through serious surgery, but I don't think we're very far into that kind of research.

I get that you're going for "CHECKMATE, TUMBLR" here, but it's actually a really fascinating issue from a biology standpoint.

>>88058157
>the jewish question
10/10 holy shit

>>88058157
>I do not own people
>YES YOU DO!
ahahah nigga how many redpills did you take?

>>88058157
thanks for posting, i laugh every time

>>88059978
>physiological female brain
Last I heard this theory was being criticized for being based on brain autopsies of transsexuals that had been on hormones for years.
Did someone get around to checking out the brains of transsexuals that hadn't taken hormones yet?

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>>88060056

>>88060056
Looks like he managed to pay rent.

>>88060209
I don't know about the hormones thing but the theory still holds up considering all humans start as female in the womb, it's possible for the brain to develop improperly compared to the rest of the body.

>>88060300
KEK
E
K

>>88060307
>all humans start as female in the womb
That's feminist misinformation. Completely retarded on the same level as saying that hair that is shaved grows back thicker.

The human fetus is determined from the moment of conception by its chromosomes already present in the sperm. A boy does not "start as a girl" in the womb. The genitalia of the fetus is neither fully male or female until it is finished, but what it will become is already determined. It isn't a fully functioning vagina that then turns into a penis. Only chromosome damage causes malformed genitalia.

>4chan arguing about neuroscience
No doubt this will be a productive and insightful discussion.
If you want actual answers, try Wikipedia for a start and dig through the sources they list. For example this article:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_psychology

However, from personal experience, none of the trans-women I know are particularly feminine. Something IS wrong with transgender people but I'm not sure it's the brain-body disparity that they claim it is. They want to be women, that much is true, and they can do what they want with their bodies. But don't force your self-perception on the rest of society. Don't get pissy at me because I used male pronouns because I've mistaken you for a man when you look and act like a man. I'm not psychic, I can't tell what you feel inside.

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>>88058157
>not even Hitler could save me
>they always win
Not this time.

>>88060307
>start as female
It's a little more complicated than that. It's true that the fetus starts with two sets of genitalia and their further development depends on the presence of testosterone and that lots of things can fuck up during that process (like that one case of a guy who found out at the age of 43(?) that he had a perfectly ordinary womb hanging around his insides that wasn't attached to anything), but claiming that this means transsexuals must be people with intersex brains is quite a leap. Just because something's conceivably possible doesn't mean it has to be the case.

>>88060646
I think it's just occams razor at this point though. Easier to assume something biological is wrong than assume every transexual is just choosing to transition because they feel like it. I mean, maybe some are, but there's got to be some underlying factor here.

>>88059092
It seems to be more caused by social pressure causing a now-recognized mental condition to be coveted and sought after as a cure-all for life's issues. People who don't have traditional gender dysphoria are jumping on the bandwagon because life's not going well for them and they surround themselves with liberal-minded assholes who encourage a dramatic physical and hormonal change instead of pursuing alternate avenues of relief. Look at the average Something Awful convent (not coincidentally were Shmorky came from), and you'll see people (trans or not) wholeheartedly encouraging and supporting transitioning at the drop of a hat.

Transitioning isn't a cure-all for life's problems, nor is it some trendy "phase" you can go through for a couple years because some of your Internet buddies claim positive results. It's a decision that takes external counseling, multiple perspectives, and serious personal insight to go into, and even then it's not riskless. Even if you don't go for the operation, those hormones can mess with the head (often MtF cases) like nobody's business.

>>88060646
>It's true that the fetus starts with two sets of genitalia
Wut. Fetuses do not have four gonads.

>>88060715
Well said

>>88060736
>nor is it some trendy "phase" you can go through
But that's precisely what it is.
It's a hot trend. Bruce Jenner is one of the best examples.

I hope it'll die away fast in the coming decade like backwards caps and mc hammer pants did.

>>88060840
I think what he means is if you get the hormones / surgery it isn't reversible. It is a phase for the ones who just toss on a wig and a dress but don't bother to shave properly.

>>88060646
Jesus christ, the gymnastics these people do.

>>88059143
>>88059854
It's called a boipussi. I swear it's like you fags have never been to /lgbt/.

>>88060888
>toss on a wig and a dress but don't bother to shave properly.
But that's not required any more.
You just have to say that you feel more like a woman than a man (except how the fuck would someone born a man ever know what it feels like to be a woman) and you're magically a woman. And then you can force others to pretend you're a woman as well, even if you make zero attempts and looking, sounding or acting like once.

Because gender is fluid and also not real so you can be anything because you're nothing.

>>88060762
This is medicine.
You can't just assume a hypothesis is true because it's simple.

>>88060762
I'll admit I'm no expert, and maybe genitals are the wrong word to use, but the external genitals at least are co-existing structures that are then affected by the presence or absence of an inhibiting hormone, no?

>>88058034
>>88058157

this is disturbing

these people vote?

>>88061019
Oops, that first quote should have been at >>88060715

>>88061019
>the external genitals at least are co-existing structures that are then affected by the presence or absence of an inhibiting hormone, no?
How can that be so when the external genitalia are analogous? You either have a labia or a scrotum, a glans or a clitoris (I'm ignoring rare cases or malformation). There isn't the flesh to have both sets.

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This thread is fucking awful but really fascinating at the same time.

>>88061012
That's a different kind of problem entirely, all this nonsense was bred by a culture of absolute narcissism.

>>88058034
>there is no answer to the jewish question

Oh my god.

>>88061096
Okay, I looked things up on wikipedia and it seems I'd misunderstood. I'll just link the articles to what I was thinking about and slink away in shame.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paramesonephric_duct
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesonephric_duct

>>88061110
It's good to have someone so far off that it makes you seem normal in comparison.

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I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14nCCNK8sNT

>>88061390
Voice him sucking his roommate's dick.

>>88061390
Kek, thanks anon, I laughed

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>>88058157
>"wife" is clearly having a mental breakdown and ranting about the "Jew problem"
>talks in that spongebob knockoff cartoon voice

>>88061455
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14nCCNK8sNT
dubs demand

>>88059978
>>88059382
Biological gender and social gender are completely different things

social gender is what people expect you to do according to your biological gender. therefore it's a social construct and can be effectively be anything

Biological gender is exclusively binary, and it's a process that can be easily fucked up.

Anyways, biological female or "male" brains is much more trickier, because it obviates the fact that the brain adapts and changes it's physiology the moment you were born. Unless you are going through chronic depression which is a chemical reaction, there's no way you would end up sad from having more or less hormones of a kind.

People are trying to ignore the psychological factors that encourage transexuality.

His character designs... man, I don't know what they are supposed to me and I don't know why but I find them absolutely disgusting.

>>88062478
Because they're blobby cartoons which have too much detail in certain places?

>>88062478
They look like simplified turd creatures that have a way too detailed body in relation to their head.

>>88058678
Shmorky's been wearing a wig and makeup out in public for a while now, but apparently he's like, a really tall broad shouldered guy so he's not passing for shit

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>>88062238
Nice.

>>88062632
>a really tall broad shouldered guy
Which makes it extra hilarious when he says he was beat up by his ex. Or intimidated into giving his roommate a blowjob.

>>88057128
Why do these people always draw their characters (and inevitable self-inserts) as hideous? I'm not talking about the hairy legs, but the but the weird mouth movements, droopy, half-closed eyes, exaggerated face shapes, etc

>>88062700
I'm not sure, but I think it might be the same line of thought that complains about beautiful and attractive women in media.

>>88062794
>They want to see certain things represented in media, so they go out and do it.
I can't fault them for that, even if they have shit taste

>>88061390
This, is the best thing.

>>88058891
>He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium
Please source this. I believe you, I just really want to hear it firsthand.

So who's more of a wonderful trainwreck, /co/? Shmorky or Chris-chan.

>>88063261
Chris is stupid but he mostly just sits in his hovel playing video games.

Compare to the competition.

>>88063381
Except A. that time he hit someone with his car and B. the time he maced a Gamestop employee after defacing a Sonic ad in the store. Or C. the time he set up that table at the mall looking for a "boyfriend-free girl, no darkies."

>>88058891
>He tried to do a speech at deceased family members funeral in that voice and was pulled off the podium.

Anon, you can't drop something like that and not give us a source.

>>88057592
Girlfriend. They never married.

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>>88058157

Isn't Rebecca Sugar friends with Schmorky?

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>>88058157
This is also Shmorky.

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>>88063807
Wouldn't be surprised.

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>>88058157

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This is something else, Never knew much about Shmorky. It's surreal, cartoonish at best. Horrific at worst.
Feels different than the nauseous regret of Chris Chan.

>>88061390
10/10

>>88058034
>>88058157
So.... uh.

What is the context of all of this. Did his wife harass this guys fanbase or something? And how does this involve the Jewish question?

>>88064318
I think she's talking about her parents, she seems to think they're using schmork to control her, and that the jews are the ones controlling her parents.

>>88064318
You know how some former drug addicts swear by controlled psychotropic use curing their mental issues by forcing confrontation? Shmorky's ex is what happens when a severe paranoid schizophrenic doesn't gauge her drug use, overdoses, sees a visage of Hell before recovering, and is convinced by her troonfriend to get off her meds.

>>88062632
He's not even wearing a proper wig either. It's a yarn wig.

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>>88064049
I read up a little bit more on kiwi, pretty awful. Still a smidge better than CWC

>>88057613
>just like that one wikipedia editor.
wat

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>>88058034
>>88058157
>Jewish problem
>that voice

Is Shmorky mossad?

>>88064318
His wife harassed this couple (who I believe are the mods of Something Awful because they had a whole thread there too) and Schmorky tried to ask the husband for help. The husband kept telling him "Call the police", but Schmorky didn't because feelings :( Supposedly the police went to his house and Schmorky told them that there was nothing wrong while winking at them hoping they'd understand his situation. Naturally they didn't

His ex girlfriend accused the couple of child pornography, abuse, harrassment, a whole slew of shit. She tried to use her "disability" as a defense for her behavior. She has an ASMR channel and had a Patreon and Schmorky was the only person that donated.

I'm forgetting a whole bunch of things.

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>>88066628
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459

Found the thread, in case anyone has the energy to read through it. If you go through enough pages, you'll get enough details over his ex.

>>88066628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1mBrDKBR18

>>88057397
Take it easy Lotax

>>88066691
>"This whole thing is just viral marketing for Suicide Squad"

Can Something Awful always be like that? Because I'm sick of people getting probabted for "being rude".

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this is too much

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>>88058157
Not always, honey

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>>88066936
ha

>>88058946
literally their name is Jay Edidin of Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

>>88058946
Because Estrogen makes you fucking insane

>>88066628
>She tried to use her "disability" as a defense for her behavior.

She has a legitimate mental illness. It's a completely reasonable, acceptable defense.

diapercucking

>>88067400
dubs of truth

>>88067458
Yeah okay, but she still tried to call the police over a "child pornography ring" over the Jews always being right.

>>88058946
Because thinking you should have genitals other than the ones you were born with is pretty crazy.

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>>88063624
i saw it happen myself, i was in the coffin

>>88066691
>Wait'll the transgender community hears about this
EVERY TIME

>>88057128
wasn't shmorky banned from SA

>>88057128
Soft leg hair doesn't stick up like that

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>>88057128
>literal legbeard
A bic and barbasol is cheap as fuck.
No excuse for this.

>>88057128
>hairy
>"soft"

Is this supposed to be ironic?

>>88067458
No it's not you fucker. People like you shouldn't have a voice in such things, validating mental illness for being a piece of shit ISN'T OKAY.

When they do shitty things they should be punished for doing shitty things regardless of mental illness. Too many assholes are getting "get out of jail free" cards by saying they have a mental illness or they are retarded.

>>88066628
"the husband" wasn't just a mod, it was the one and only lowtax, schmorkys only (now ex-)friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xytjKNBYhA0

shmorkys ex makes....interesting videos

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>>88072629
That name sounds familiar...
Didn't they do Let's Plays together?
And isn't Lowtax involved with Retsupurae in some way?

>>88069821
>not liking leg fuzz

Only explanation is that you are attracted to dog penises.

I'm sorry, but I'm a scientist and that is the only explanation. Please stop sucking dog penises and get help, Anon.

>>88057813
Damn, Ricky.

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>>88057808
Da pusi

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>>88072774

>>88072754
I always confuse that guy for human form WWJ

>>88063556
his signs never literally said "no darkies" but he did specify he was only interested in white girls and two black women asking him about that was basically the impetus of the events that got him suspended from junior college

>>88058157
My god. Is this what Lady Robots sound like?

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>>88057128
I am disconcertingly aroused.

>>88058157
This shit makes me angry because there are legitimately cool trans people out there who get a bad rep because of the insanity of these monsters.

>>88072774
Legbeards are disgusting. Period. They are not and never will be attractive. Shaving is simple and easy and there's no excuse not to and almost every man finds it revolting.

>>88074592
Seek help.

>>88058908

Is he really an artist?

>>88058157
still one of the funniest fucking things i have ever heard

>>88074759
>Shaving is simple and easy

I'm not attracted to legbeards but I actually tried to shave my legs once and it's a pain in the ass. It also only stays neat for a day or two. So I can at least understand why women don't enjoy it but I don't fetishize it like a tumblrina.

>>88058157

What the hell am I listening to?

>>88057950
I bought the shirt. I like it.

>>88072754
>And isn't Lowtax involved with Retsupurae in some way?
yeah I think he founded SA and was on a couple videos with them

>>88072754
Lowtax and Shmorky used to do lets plays together
But at some point Shmorky started using that cartoon voice more and more and Lowtax couldn't handle it so he kicked him off. There were obviously more reasons but that's the biggest one

>>88061390
EmptyHero?

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>>88058157
>Genre: Blues

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>>88057128
Fun fact: Nick asked Shmork to pitch a cartoon for them.
According to his ex, the first episode was about a boy turning into a girl.

Nick immediately rejected the idea and now he lives in a trailer

>>88076532
I'm a very hairy guy; I shave regularly. Thick facial hair. I shave without difficulty. It's about technique. Also, if y haven't shaved in a while, and you have thick hair, I recommend against those triple bladed pieces of shit. I've got years of experience shaving, actually, and while it sounds like hipster fedora crap, a single double-edged safety razor is best. I tried the triple blade stuff. Gets caught in my beard. Tried electric. Same. Yanking. Pulling. Painful. Finally someone on the weapons board of all places recommended a safety razor. Best shave I've ever had. There's a learning curve but once you get it you can't switch back. Oh. And about the cost. I got the razor for 5 bucks on Amazon and I get a pack of 5 blades for a dollar. I also have sensitive skin. So no. I don't really get it. If I wanted to I could get my legs smooth with no issues right now.

>>88057128
Not really...
Shmorky hasn't been funny for nearly a decade...

>>88077511
What a faget.

As if there wouldn't be plenty of chances to stick his fetishes into a cartoon. We have threads about that shit often enough. But no, he had to go full powerlevel in front of everyone from the get-go.

>>88057658
Really? I haven't checked in a while. Flash Tub was the last thing SA had that's worthwhile outside of the message board, since no one reads the front page anymore.

>>88077882
Go try watching a bunch of Flash Tub episodes and tell me how many of them won't play for you.

>>88057128
moar please

>>88077945
All of 2004 is gone! I wonder if Lowtax knows. I wonder if he cares. Probably 'no' to both of those.

>>88072360
Okay, but she has full blown schizophrenia. This is not "wah I treated you like dirt but it's because I HAVE ANXIETY so it's not my fault"

She's schizo like "there are tiny jews living in my teeth trying to control me" levels of crazy. She probably truly believed they were doing that shit.

>>88078049
To add on to your statement, it's worth to note that Shmorky convinced her to go off her meds that she was taking for her schizophrenia.

There's no way that she would be able to control herself properly at this point, especially with Shmorky's personal problems feeding into her delusions and unmedicated state.

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>>88064007

>>88063834
Jesus christ. Has she always been so ugly?

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>>88077404
>But at some point Shmorky started using that cartoon voice more and more and Lowtax couldn't handle it so he kicked him off. There were obviously more reasons but that's the biggest one
I thought that happened because shmorky tried to molest lowtax's kids?

>>88078131
He convinced her to go off her meds? First off, proof?

Second, if true, that's vile, ya know?

>>88078048
I'm sure someone other than Shmorky and Lowtax have a backup of Flash Tub but I don't know who that would be. I'd ask Shmorky but he would most likely not respond to my request for the Flash Tub episodes and I'm not going to ask Lowtax because he doesn't give a shit anymore.

>>88057128
Anyone got the comic where he was "raped"?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459

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>>88060445
>>88060307
The way he justified it is dumb, but a fetus will receive SEVERAL chemical washes from the mother as it grows that determine very important things about the brain. In theory, a mistake in this process can leave a brain improperly gendered. Seemingly, it's easier for this to go wrong for boys than it is for girls, if you go by how common MTFs are compared to FTMs.

>>88060209
I thought they HAD done it on people that haven't been on treatment but were diagnosed just to be sure?

More than that, there are certain structures that can't be explained away just with "oh it's the hormones!". Like, foundational structures.

Like it or not, gender dysphoria is real. The only point of contention is how it should be treated and if the afflicted need special legal accommodations for it The funny thing is they already DO get that, but fake tumblr trannies don't know that cause they never committed to being trans except for virture signaling.

>>88058157
Man, I hope that SpongeBob can get out of there in one piece.

>>88078202
Not much physical proof as more of a recount of the events that led up to the recording from his ex-fiancé. Whether you believe her or not is another thing, but I don't necessarily think she's lying in this case. You can see her posts >>88059665 here

Shmorky's never been the most stable nor compassionate individual, so I can believe that he'd put himself over others, even if it's a detriment to their health. The easiest people to manipulate are people who have a history with mental illness, especially if they're engaged to you.

>>88074653
>there are legitimately cool trans people
No there aren't.

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>>88078671
>>88078202
He convinced her to go off the meds because they were expensive and he didn't want to/couldn't pitch in because he's jobless and nobody will hire spongebob squarepants. Since they both live/lived off of her disability check he felt they had to do without medicine that wasn't necessary for survival.

>>88057777
>let time
We should crowd fund a grave for him at least as a hint.

>>88079478
He sounds like the kind of people who would have turned to murder if he hadn't had his 15 minutes of fame.

>>88057658
>>88077882
>>88077945
>>88078048
>>88078214
Rebecca Sugar supposedly guest starred in a Flash Tub cartoon, but I haven't been able to find it.

>tfw diaperfag
>tfw like Shmorky's stuff
>tfw he's a disgusting human being
>tfw I'm probably one too
And I don't even have his creativity or talent, so I might be even worse.

Well, at least I'm not an SJW, right? I voted Trump.

>>88079742
I'd tell you to kill yourself but I'm curious about how you get your kinks from pee pee and poo poo.

>>88066628
These ASMR...the kind you can wank to?

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With all the /pol/ and tumblr shit around lately, this thread has reminded me of what 4chan used to be.

A group of maladjusted semi-unhappy people being horrified at completely batshit insane and blissful people.

>>88067001
I got BANNED for disagreeing with the black man in D&D that D&D posters think "owns" since they saw him chimping out during a BLM protest stream and bought him an account and now if you ever disagree with him or make him mad tot he point he just starts repeatedly screaming the fuck word like a child (which everyone will quickly jump to point out he's not "mad") you get probated.

$10 down the drain because D&D mods don't like people picking on their "epic funny black man" they bought an account for - who cries about Black Injustice and is a BLM supporter despite being incredibly privileged, wealthy and basically a white guy, but because he has brown skin decides to spend his time when not at his cushy job or nice house running around the street wearing bandanas during protests and telling people how "woke" he is.

>>88063810
Isn't this a photoshop?

>>88079843
fuck off

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>>88079928
What do you think?

>>88069540
I think he left willingly.

Neil Cicierega, Shmorky's colleague, got permabanned from Something Awful, but I've yet to figure out why.

>>88079764
I don't know, but it sucks.

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>>88079955
>Neil Cicierega
>Shmorky's colleague
but god, why?

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>>88058157
that voice

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>>88057128
worth the $3

>>88079955
neil cicierega got banned because he strolled in acting like hot shit because he's internet famous for inventing animutation and memes or what have you, but nobody cared / knew who he was and he got weird about it

>>88080488
Hot

>>88080420
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Crabs?

>>88080517
His influence on internet culture actually is a pretty big deal, which makes the situation you describe even funnier. I guess Lowtax has zero-tolerance for bullshit, even from someone who's probably the most important person to ever come from SA.

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>>88080488
>>88080535
the dick is cute but he really sucks at drawing vaginas

>>88080571
Maybe they haven't seen one yet

>>88080557
>I guess Lowtax has zero-tolerance for bullshit, even from someone who's probably the most important person to ever come from SA.
I never thought the "forgetting about Moot" meme would actually become reality.

>>88080601
Moot didn't build his career on SA. I didn't know he even had an account, though it would make sense.

>>88080627
4chan's original userbase was famously led from SomethingAwful by moot, as that's where he first unveiled the site. As a result, 4chan is kind of an offshoot of SA.

>>88080668
>tfw I knew about SA and 4chan when I was a kid but I never visited
I feel like I missed out

>>88080668
SA used to be good
Photoshop Friday was GOAT

>>88058157
Was kinda scared to click this when I saw how many (you)s there were.

It was awful desu. They both must have mental issues.

>>88080627
Moot started 4chan as a place for goons to talk about animu. Or iirc.
Fuckit, time to go to ED

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>>88058157
>>88080420
>>88078462

Are you ready /co/?
Aye-aye /co/nrad.
I can't hear you...
Aye-aye /co/nrad!

Oh! Who lives in a trailer park unhappily?
Diaperfur Shmorky!
Self-absorbent and petty and tumblr is (s)he!
Diaperfur Shmorky!

If neurotical narcissism is truly your bliss...
Diaperfur Shmorky!
Then put on your Pampers and take a great piss!
Diaperfur Shmorky!
Ready?

Diaperfur Shmorky! Diaperfur Shmorky!
Diaperfur... Shmorky! Hahaha! Ahahahah ahh

*audibly fills diaper*

>>88058157
>Artist: Schmorky
Why does this get me

This is surreal as fuck

>>88057128
i really want to see porn drawn in this style

>>88058891
Most things like this I wouldn't believe but I totally believe you even though I have no idea where you would find this information.

>>88080863
SA forums.

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>>88080834
Monkeypaw here, do you REALLY? want me to grant this wish?

>>88080816
>calling shmorky a diaperfur
you've gone too far this time anon

>>88058157

Is this Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein improving a new episode of Portlandia?

>>88079801
You don't really wank to ASMR. I guess you can but that's not most of it.

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>>88079951
Heres Dave at Lowtax wedding, he sat drawing creeper doodles and staring at people

>>88080571
Oh god. He draws vaginas super huge and it reminds me of babies. Really big and strange looking because it's out of proportion. It's freaking me out. And I only know what that looks like from science books.

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>>88080959
Back before english chan boards were a thing. Dave Kelly had an oekaki where all his dumb furry friends drew gross pictures. As gross as that was he had a secret shameful oekaki where he drew non stop diaper garbage to fuel his pisspants fetish. Some of it is still out there on the web haunting him.

>>88080939
yes

also link to your art?

>>88079951
>>88081001
Thats jaltoid tier unattractiveness

>>88064896
Dave Kelly sockpuppeted a kid named Clayton Olney who was a wikipedia editor and maybe a SA goon? Anyway Clayton AKA Cumulus Clouds was tattling on FYAD raids that vandalized Wikipedia.

Now that you got all that this next bit is the shit. So Dave gets furious this kid is ratting them out cause its a big deal. They hack his account and make changes to his profile saying he shot up his college and committed suicide during the rampage by shooting himself in the asshole.Kid gets fucking banned from wikipedia and apparently is a sperger skiing the aspies. Freaks out that he is banned from wikpedia and kills himself. Dave and the goons wait a week and delete the guys entire presence on wikipedia to cover it up.

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>>88081042
ED has a sampling of his work. I have barely ANYTHING left from those days.

>>88081031
doesn't take much to freak you out

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>>88061390
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14nCCNK8sNT

>>88081068
I think people drawing porn that looks like baby vaginas freaking me out is perfectly reasonable.

>>88081079
You're not in the wrong, don't forget, this is the same guy that draws toddler and diaperfur porno. The one that's coming to the forefront of my mind is the one where he has his little girl kluf thing sitting on the toilet so you can visable see it pee. I'm sure that he has tons more that're sitting at home.

There's a reason why he draws them so specifically, and it's not because he hasn't ever seen a naked woman before.

>>88058157
>Nobody can stop the jews
You know. This is really not what I expected to be hearing.

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>>88078188
WHAT

>>88057128
I saw this from the catalog and thought, "Oh boy, cartoon cheesecake thread!"

Then I expanded the image and read this thread. I don't really feel aroused anymore.

>>88081151
Yeah that's why it's freaking me out. I'm sure it's just a coincidence of the style but man.

>>88074653
people who aren't complete trash will judge people on an individual basis

you might reconsider your position now, or if you're one of those monsters you'll probably grow even firmer in that belief

>>88058034
reminds me of the pictures for sad children insane rant about wanting to be supported like a child forever without being expected to do anything

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>>88058157
I'm sick. Why do I want to hear more. What's wrong with me.

>>88081060
Wait, I'm confused. How was Clayton a sockpuppet?

>>88081203
You could believe it's a coincidence, but I'd have to say I disagree. He already has an inclination with drawing diaperfur stuff, it's not too far of a stretch to say he hasn't drawn more unsavory things. This is just conjecture though, but I wouldn't trust him around my kids. Not only because what he draws, but the fact that he doesn't seem very trustworthy in the first place.

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>>88081238
He pretended to be Clayton to get him banned from wikipedia so he wouldnt interfere with FYAD.

Oh heres a fucking bonus. This is part of a chat log of #oekaki-hell back in 2001 where Dave's furry internet girlfriend dumped him and then he came into IRC to get coddled by all his fans. His furry ex comes back in as Kerpow and sees all her friends trash talking her to make Dave feel good and she drops the bomb that he is a diaper fetishist who pisses himself. She later dropped a bunch of pictures from his secret stash. He went from having tons of fans for his Living in Greytown comic to instant fucking pariah.

He did some freelance stuff and then got hired by lowtax. first thing he did was got that broads furry shit as awful link of the day and sicced the goons on her.

>>88081322
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vR84dFVgBMTeoiL3q8ejTM-45i2hPhi4Ex_D3HQv_GlCf20TGSvLbn9eYD4cvYAkKfYCwzPwTdW4IXI/pub

Do with this what you will

>>88081322
Was the internet really his undeveloped back in 2001, where people thought they could upload pics of themselves pissing in diapers and keep it between friends? Jesus, time flies. I remember watching a John K cartoon on the internet around 1997 and thinking it's the greatest thing ever...

>>88081396
Yeah we were all on fucking IRC talking about how we translated the code from the japenese to make image boards where you could draw a picture and post it for people to comment. This was before we got the bright idea to maybe just upload a picture instead of drawing it in an applet.

reminds me of my gf
when she doesnt shave I call her sonic

>>88079885
That sucks. D&D is beyond saving: it's the festering limb SA ought to cut off, but still wants to get Medicare support checks for.

Welp
Guess he's back doing fetish art

https://www.patreon.com/appl

>>88081001
He looks like a serial killer.

>>88067373

>Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

Damn, I remember listening to it since 2014, and stopped around 2015 summer when it was Rachel and Miles. I don't think s/he is crazy retarded like Shmorky, Chris-Chan, or the assigned male guy, just a die hard SJW which at worst makes Jay extremely gullible.

>>88082087
So he's running two Patreons at once now? Also,

>no commissions
Aw, I could've had some fun.

>>88058157
>what do you want to do? do you want to rape me?
Whaaa

>>88079951
Rich Evans?

Shmorky needs his own wiki and/or YouTube archve. There's so much shit he's done over the years that's scattered about and hard to find.

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>>88058157
>that voice
DID I DO THAAAAAT?

>>88082402
No man, Dave is one of those rare individuals who are less handsome than Rich Evans

>>88058946
have you even STEPPED FOOT onto tumblr? you'll see how crazy ftm's get

>>88082793
desu a good number of those are transtrenders
For example, the "boy" with the shaved head and black lipstick who made the die cis scum video now looks normal and admits that was just a phase.

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>>88058157
>I don't want to put you in an institution
>I want you to get help
>in that voice
HOLY SHIT

>>88082827
>Now looks normal and admits it was just a phase
I keep hearing this but never get any confirmation one way or another.

>>88082438

Doesn't ED have most of it?

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>>88082603

>>88061390
moar

>>88083061

>he pretends to be a cute little girl creature when he looks like a 90s serial killer

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>>88083061

>>88083044
Google blacklipstickbuxomboy to see a picture of her post-trans. Naturally she had to disengage from the internet after coming out of the cis closet, tumblr hates a traitor.

>>88063556
Man Chris really has mellowed out into a freaky mess.

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>>88058157
What in Christ's name?

>>88083264
Was he the alternate-universe Rich Evans?

>>88083654
I think it's more of a kami/piccolo kind of deal.

So /co/, I need to ask.
How DO we solve the Jewish question?

>>88058946
Most of the MtF that I know are really cool.
The FtM's though, fucking christ.
I have never met one that I managed to befriend. We always end up hating each other. I have no idea why, maybe cause I'm cis.

>>88080063
>>88080557
Neil is a massive SJW so obviously he'd be buddy with a beautiful woman like Shmorky.
Also he didn't do shit for internet culture, he just had a few big hits back in the day and that's it, nobody remembers Potter Puppets or Ultimate showdown anymore. He was as impactful as the Afro Ninja guy.

>>88084151
You're so much of a faggot even other faggots hate you, that's why.

>>88084151
The only FtM I know is one of my best friends, so maybe it's just chance. He's one of the chillest motherfuckers ever.

>>88058157
That was the most obnoxious audio recording I've heard in a long time.

>>88084225
>he
Come on.

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>>88058157
>nothing anyone can, not Roger Waters
>God himself can't stop these people

I feel bad for laughing but holy shit this is too much

>>88084308
You're on /co/ buddy, play along or their babysitter will ban you.

>>88058157
What the fuck

>>88057128
It's extra gross when you imagine them saying these things in Shmorky's voice.

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>>88057128
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!

This thread is..uh... Wow.

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>>88058157
Can someone PLEASE tell me what else happened in that recording. I can't get through 4 minutes because of that nigga talking serious shit in that voice.
Am I heartless for not being affected by the serious situation?

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>>88066691
>alucard
>milan
>amadeus
>prince
>daisy
>dave

sucking dick over getting a job

>>88085814
SUCKING dick is a JOB.
it even has it on the term itself
"to give a crusty rusty blowjob on a smelly knobber"

>>88086285
>sucking dick when getting a job to pay homeowner for rent is an option

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>tfw I've been a fan of dave kelly's work since 2001

It's really sad that he went crazy and is a terrible person but I will always like what he makes.

>>88086673
>I will always like what he makes.
So you like this? >>88057128

>>88086715
Yes

>>88086744
Gross.

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>>88086769
Don't judge me, anon.

>>88058157
Everyone's quoting this post so I too will

>>88086859
I really shouldn't since when you posted that pic I gained a new fetish for fucking people in gas masks.

>>88062303
>therefore it's a social construct

With a biological basis. In no scenario would society ever evolve to the point where females were expected to be the primary physical laborers, for example.

All socially constructed aspects of gender stem from objective biological basis.

>>88081206

The better than thou way he said it really made it weird

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>>88058157
Jesus christ that was ridiculous.

>>88077415
>Emptyhero
no, shmorky!

>>88074653
Having mental problems and being cool aren't always mutually exclusive.

>>88087191
Is that you EmptyHero? If it is you I love your work you silly nigger.

>>88058157
As amusing as the squeaky voice is, the other one fucking terrifies me. I legitimately wouldn't know how to handle that situation.

>>88087382
I can say that taking her off her meds would be a poor start.

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Shmorky is a champion! He's had animation on Cartoon Network! Has a successful patreon! Made hilarious cartoons that still get posted semi regularly on /f/! Was an important part of Something Awful! And he doesn't let his diaperfur past get him down, he keeps trucking forward! A champion!

>>88079801
Only if you really like carnival night zone from sonic 3 and knuckles.

>>88061390
>That subtle Mr. Dink at the end
You got me amigo

>>88087858
Didn't CN cut all contacts with him when he tried to sell them a genderbender fetish show.

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>>88061390

>>88086506
>having a job
>when sucking dick as rent payment is an option

>>88061390
I should've figured that EmptyHero browses /co/