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Mysteries of the Sith Edition

>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.htm

>Out This Week:
Rebels 3.09: "An Inside Man"
Star Wars Annual #2

>Rebels 3.08: "The Wynkahthu Job"
https://mega.nz/#F!6kczUR6L!03HhW1zTC92RQPHlO3Yi0w

>Rebels Recon #3.08: "The Wynkahthu Job"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqxnQZDRF4g

>Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Official Trailer #2:
https://youtu.be/sC9abcLLQpI

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
http://pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit

>The Clone Wars Recommendation Guide
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What is she, /swco/?
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>>88056894
Mace Windu.
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>>88056894
SHE'LL BE DEAD WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER
FILTHY ALIENS
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>>88056894
A walking, talking STD.
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>>88056937
Jesus Raimi!
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What is he, /swco/?
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>>88057113
A respectable and formidable antagonist, from what I've read/seen.
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Was it love?
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>>88056823
Can anyone reccommend an old EU audiobook to listen to? I'm looking for a small cozy, gettin-by-in-the-verse, kind of story. Preferebly centered around alien races. Anything focusing on a bar, or space truckin, or something along those lines? I don't want jedi or any wars involved.
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Pics!
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>>88057262
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>>88057155
Ani, don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me no more.
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What is she, /swco/?
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>>88056930
hahahaha
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>>88057370
Gross
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>>88057519
I love that they're using all of the original weapon prop designs like the not-MG34
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This issue did not need to exist. What a waste of paper and ink.
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>>88057262
I like that Imperial rain gear
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>>88057714
>>88057744
It will be a waste of paper and ink when I print out your two posts. How does that make you feel, tree-killer anon?
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>>88057744
storytime?
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>>88057787
And here I thought no one noticed. BRB, commiting sudoku
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>>88057775
I didn't even notice that
Neat!
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>>88057852
ehehehehehe
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>>88057852
Always remember Anon:
When you think no one saw your titanic blunder
9/10 Everyone saw your titanic blunder
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>>88057370
Half the woman she used to be
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>>88057370
Ded
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>>88057113
Blue, but only in color
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Daily reminder that Filoni actually animated the Seventh Sister being bisected just in case DisneyXD would allow him to get away with it.

The absolute Madman.
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Het /swco/,

Odd question, is anyone here fluent in Geonosian?
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>>88057744
Storytime?
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>>88058173
Fart profusely while playing ping pong and you've mastered it.
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>>88057918
>black 4chin
Whatta cuck
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>>88057240
>Upside-down
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>>88058752
I like to think this is what George imagined when he sold the property to Disney, but we got TFA instead.
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>>88059020
We will never see the greatness that Episode 7 could have been, if George had been in charge instead of that prick JJ.
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>>88059020
>>88059057
Better than EP 1 and EP 2 tho
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>>88059057
No thanks, to be honest.
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>>88059020
Wasn't Rogue One one of the ideas he pitched?
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>>88059057
>We will never see the greatness that Episode 7 could have been, if George
You mean Star Wars 7 with kids as the protagonists?
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>>88059057
We would have gotten the prequels, but as sequels instead.
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>>88059131
>You mean Star Wars 7 with kids as the protagonists?
Vanity Fair lies.

http://www.starwarsunderworld.com/2015/05/george-lucas-explains-his-sequel.html
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>>88059057
Look, TFA was a disappointment, but you guys really overblow how good of a director George is.
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>>88059232
But poetry.
But the Ring Theory.
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>>88058299
>not using dark theme
>destroying your eyes
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>>88059057
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DING DONG BANNU

END OF RINE
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>>88059550
only oldfags will remember this
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>>88059248
>>88059307
>>88059343
>>88059372
>>88059403
Battles in THE CLONE WARS was far better compared to Episodes II & III. Especially the Second Battle of Geonosis. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeh.
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>There are people in this thread who think JJ did a better job than George
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>>88059655
WE MUST DESTROY THEM
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>>88059125
Actually, Rogue One is the only movie idea that Lucas DIDN'T pitch.

I think Rogue One came from the LSG, but Lucas gave the very rough initial ideas for the ST, Han Solo movie, and the 2020 mystery movie.
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>>88059655
In dialogue and character interaction? Yes. In everything else? No.
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>>88059700
>but Lucas gave the very rough initial ideas for the ST

Didn't JJ and Kasdan pretty much throw those out the window though?
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>>88059655
He did though. While TFA is far from perfect it was better than The Phantom Menace.
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>>88059700
Yeah, one of their CGI guys pitched the Rogue One idea.

>>88059726
If I recall George said they didn't even want to look at this things?
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>>88059700
My mistake. I thought I had read a while ago that he pitched the idea of a movie about the theft of the Death Star plans. I do know, however, that he paid a visit to the set on one occasion.
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Would it be possible to get a Knights of the Old Republic movie or series just so we could get HK-47 back in current canon?
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>>88059700
They completely ignored Lucas's ideas for the sequel trilogy. He compared it to white slavery or something and had to apologize to SJWs.

But I'd feel sad for him more if he didn't pitch the solo Han movie too. South Park predicted something again. First they kill him in such a lame way then they rape his corpse.
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>>88059550
That's a reference I haven't seen for a long time

I forget why that meme came about
Was it the Hamburger Helper thing?
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>>88059737
The Phantom Menace felt like Star Wars. I was amazed at all the new stuff when I first watched it.

TFA felt like a generic Hollywood Blockbuster. It was the only SW movie where I was genuienly bored when I first watched it.
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Speaking of Rogue One

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1591570/what-the-rogue-one-reshoots-allegedly-changed

> Everybody claimed it was no big deal, but now it sounds like maybe it was. A new report says that the reshoots were fairly significant and were done to deal with "several issues" including making changes to the ending.
Oh boy

>In a new story about how writer Tony Gilroy was brought in to make rewrites to the script for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story The Hollywood Reporter says that the changes that Gilroy has made have extended past when the actual reshoots were done and became part of post production. According to THR's sources, which are unnamed, the rewrites covered a variety of perceived problems with the film, but the most concerning of those is that the ending was apparently changed.

So it's true then, they didn't let Gareth follow his own vision.

>While significant reshoots of endings have occasionally led to improvements, just as often, if not more so, an ending is changed only for viewers to later discover on DVD that the originally planned ending was actually the better one.

>Previously, it has been said that the reshoots were done to make the tone of Rogue One better match that of the original Star Wars since the two films take place very close together in time. This certainly could explain why the ending could need to be tweaked.


So uh, it seems we're not really through this reshoot crisis just yet. Who would have thought?
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>>88059816
The murder droid in Rogue One is as close as you're going to get
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>>88059843
>The Phantom Menace felt like Star Wars. I was amazed at all the new stuff when I first watched it.
How did it feel like Star Wars?
It was nothing like the OT
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>>88059726
>>88059829
Pablo said a while back that no, they still have Lucas's ideas as a rough baseline for the entire trilogy, as well as for the 2018/2020 movies.

I think a lot of his Episode 7 ideas were heavily altered though, hence why Lucas was very bitter in that pre-TFA interview, saying how they did their own thing.

He did later promote the film though, but it's clear that they didn't start the trilogy the way he wanted.
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>>88059057
Good. George can't write or direct. JJ at least puts some effort out there.
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>>88059862
Eh, that's still okay.

I'm not even gonna look but does the Pastebin for the movies in 1080p have the Despecialized and Team Negative 1 versions available?

THE CLONE WARS (CGI) is what the PT should've been.
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>>88059232
But muh cartoon skeleton villain.
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>>88059899
Your taste is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>88059655
And they are right
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>>88059921
>>88059929
pottery
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>>88059700
>the 2020 mystery movie
You mean the Obi-Wan movie?
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>>88059929
>implying George can write
>literally all of Anakin's dialogue
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>>88059737
No it wasn't. It was too derivative of ANH to be good, and the parts where they think they're being oh so different and clever undermined it even more, making it mediocre or worse and I say worse.

TPM was fresh and new for the most part, surely flawed but not 'why does this need to exist' level. TFA didn't justify its existence like TPM did. It's just reheated shit from the fridge with extra seasoning that ruins the flavor, instead of a mostly new dish that doesn't quite work.
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>>88059829
>He compared it to white slavery or something

Not exactly. He said he sold his children to the "white slavers".
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I made the mistake of commenting on the retarded Rogue One crew is the Knights of Ren theory video.

Got a bunch of fanboys on me.

>the part about her being Rey's mom can't happen bc she would be sixty and rey is a teenager and women go through menopause making it impossible for her to have children of Rey's age in the timeline

>i think you just have a personal vendetta against this man. Each person has their own opinions and some of yours have no base themselves. You know what can happen to prisoners of war. The dark side can work with hate, thats easy, if someone hates something boy can the sith work with that and just because someone realized they werent that good doesnt mean they cant be controlled years later. A droid may be reprogrammed but it doesnt mean it cant be reverted back to its original settings or be reprogrammed again. And also if concept art is made by disney for starwars, its canon, disney NEVER said it wasnt canon, infact they said everything made by them from TFA and on should be considered canon, also one last thing disney said they WILL take ideas from the expanded universe dude, just not entire stories, so yea some stuff is questionable. they already went with REY and BEN SOLO thats extended universe dude. get a grip and quit bitching because you couldnt come out with a good theory yourself.

>I bet you're fun at parties.

>If they were frozen in carbonite, they could be the same age as Kylo.

> lol this guy doesn't go to parties, it's probably "beneath him"

>there is some canon parts of the EU, and parts that aren't anymore
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>>88060042
This.
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>>88059956
>You mean the Obi-Wan movie?

Why would Obi-wan have a movie? He's a little too old to do anything pre AoTC and anything during The Clone Wars was mostly covered for Kenobi.
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>>88059852
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rogue-one-writer-tony-gilroy-make-millions-reshoots-951119?utm_source=twitter

wat
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>>88060102
Ewan McGregor wants to return and I say FUCK YES.
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>>88060077
That's your own fault. Don't ask us for help. You should be able to handle yourself on a YouTube comment section. Especially coming from here.

Disappointing.
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>>88060042
>'why does this need to exist'
TFA exists for one reason
It revived Star Wars

It might be hard to tell from inside the fandom, but Star Wars was fucking dead as a big screen thing,

It was going to be cartoons from here on out

Yeah, it was a retread of ANH with less authenticity, but it made Star Wars a legitimate blockbuster again

Remember that for everyone else who isn't a 15 year old or an adult who watches cartoons, the last bit of Star Wars they're familiar with is the PT
And that is regarded by pretty much everyone as a joke

As bland as TFA was, it revived the franchise.
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>>88060176
I-I just wanted someone to l-laugh at them w-with :'(
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>>88056823
If that Rogue One writer is right and the Empire is a white human supremacist regime, Rebels cannot be canon.
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>>88060042
>reheated

Or canned/microwavable instead of homemade.
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>>88060199
>PT is a joke
Stop this meme. It's a myth that is spread by a very loud minority of OT autists.

The OT and the PT are equally as popular and liked.
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Favorite unused ship designs. Go.
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>>88060284
Eating right from the can I have no problem with.
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>>88060288
Those Ties were neat

Should have used them in TFA
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>>88060199
I agree. Even though TFA isn't the movie WE wanted, it's the movie the general public wanted, and it pretty much had to happen exactly the way it did. Hopefully Episode VIII will be better and not an Empire Strikes Back rehash.
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>>88060286
My wife had never seen any of the movies before. We started watching them, one a night for what I thought would be six nights.

Wife gets 17 minutes into TPM and can no longer stomach it. Asks to fast forward through the PT.

Took about an hour to watch important bits. Never seen my wife look so bored.
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>>88060286
>The OT and the PT are equally as popular and liked.
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>>88060288
>Turbines
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>>88060328
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>>88060376
Pablo said it and he decides what is canon, so it must be true.
There's no way an employee if Lucasfilm could be biased against disparaging facts regarding Lucasfilm products.
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>>88060363
>Hopefully Episode VIII will be better and not an Empire Strikes Back rehash.
I hope so too but I have doubts about Rian "Looper" Johnson
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>>88060374
>My wife had never seen any of the movies before
Why did you even marry her in the first place, anon? Are you mad?
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>>88060374
Should've watched the 3-Hour fan edit of the PT. Of course shoulda watched THE CLONE WARS in chronological story order.
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>>88060286
>The OT and the PT are equally as popular and liked
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>>88060286
>>88060374
And my girlfriend really likes the PT.
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>>88060376
inB4 somebody posts that Pablo Tweet as a "source".
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>>88060411
That is awesome!
Did you build this Anon?
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>>88060199
I just wonder how older fans were all right with their childhood heroes reduced to hapless, ineffectual losers after a timeskip that wasn't even that long.

Nostalgia is a powerful drug but wasn't this betraying it?
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But,why would a company lie about its product?
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>>88060423
Inb4 someone uses the incoherent ramblings of a few OT autists as facts.
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And so it begins.....
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>>88060199
>Remember that for everyone else who isn't a 15 year old or an adult who watches cartoons, the last bit of Star Wars they're familiar with is the PT
And that is regarded by pretty much everyone as a joke
You're mostly 100% correct except this. The PT was extremely popular and smashed the box office; especially overseas. We were saturated with PT content for almost 15 years but Star Wars was waning because no new movies were released. A major reason for Lucas selling was he believed it would take too much time to make new movies himself.
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>>88060247
Oh shut up, that was weeks ago and the guy already deleted the tweet and apologized. There's no need to discuss it any more.
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Just avoid the Sarlacc. It feeds on your (you)s.
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>>88060460
Yeah, I had to get two TIE strikers from the Rogue One sets for the pieces though.
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>>88060199
>revived the franchise

Like Snyder has revived Superman.
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>>88060497
If you hadn't noticed we're in the middle of an adorable raid of trolls. Most of their bait is stale shit we've seen countless times before.
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>>88060488
It is inevitable for every thread, anon. Might aswell get it out of the way as soon as possible.
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>>88060469
I did not like that TFA isn't a sequel to ROTJ, but instead a sequel to an unseen era of time between 6 and 7.

That being said, I never really liked ROTJ, so it doesn't upset me too much.
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>>88060547
>It is inevitable for every thread, anon.
These last several threads had avoided it though.
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>>88060488
Better to get it out of the way early than later
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>>88060501
Lego Boba Fett teabags the Sarlacc, then flies off to bang some Twileks.

I'm okay with this.
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>>88060489
>The PT was extremely popular and smashed the box office; especially overseas.
People also BvS but that doesn't mean that they didn't think it was terrible

There's a reason why Disney's Star Wars soft reboot focused on the OT
Do you think there'd be people crying and shit if Jar Jar Binks was featured prominently in the trailer instead of Chewie?
What if a Naboo Starfighter flew around instead of the Millennium Falcon ?
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>>88060532
Comparing TFA to the cluster fuck of BvS.

Dems fightin' words.
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rogue one will such an awesome RPG, do they still make videos games for every movie that comes out?
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>>88060488
TFA had better looking pupptes than this shit
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>>88060601
>box office
IDGAF about this.
>>88060617
You forgot to greentext.
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>>88060601
>Do you think there'd be people crying and shit if Jar Jar Binks was featured prominently in the trailer instead of Chewie?
>What if a Naboo Starfighter flew around instead of the Millennium Falcon ?

THIS
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>>88060147
>Ewan McGregor wants to return

That doesn't mean Obi-wan movie. He could very well appear in the ST. There's nothing that dictates that Obi-wan's force ghost HAS to look like Guinness.
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>>88060645
>IDGAF about this.
But...
You were the one that brought up box office as a metric to judge whether people liked the PT
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>>88060630
On mobile
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>>88060601
>There's a reason why Disney's Star Wars soft reboot focused on the OT
J J Abrams and Simon Pegg ft. Lawrence Kasdan
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>>88060042
>It's just reheated shit from the fridge
I'd rather take reheated shit than literal shit. There's no point in throwing a rip off giant city or a 50s diner in SW if the writing and direction is garbage.
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>>88060644
3>4>5>6>2>1>7
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>>88060749
Being an avatarfag is a bannable offense
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>>88060674
Okay.
>>88060679
No, I didn't. I'm not that Anon but to me I found Episode III almost on par with the OOT. This is someone who was a wee lad in the early 1980's and grew up with the OOT on VHS and Laserdisc. But I am glad the PT introduced new locales and more. But felt quite lifeless. Friend grabbed the entirety of THE CLONE WARS from Usenet in 1080p (Blu-ray quality) so I renamed them all. For Chronological story order watching. Loved it.
>>88060681
Oh well.
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>>88060601
>People also BvS but that doesn't mean that they didn't think it was terrible
I never mentioned anything about people liking it or hating. I said it was very popular and profitable. Personal preference is an entirely different matter.

>There's a reason why Disney's Star Wars soft reboot focused on the OT
Yes because most people were introduced to Star Wars by the OT. Given that parents more than likely showed their children the OT it was an extremely intelligent move for Disney to reboot with OT elements. Virtually everyone has seen it which makes it very accessible. Also the PT does not have a long standing compared to the OT so it's not a real surprise they didn't use its elements.
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>>88060489
>The PT was extremely popular and smashed the box office; especially overseas.


So do the Transformers movies, but they are terrible.
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>>88060286
>The OT and the PT are equally as popular and liked.
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>>88060768
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>>88060749
4>5>6>7>>>>>>>>>1>2=3
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>>88059131
>implying that would've been necessarily a bad thing
Pleb pls
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>>88060800
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>>88060792
See
>>88060780
Are you guys avoiding the point deliberately? No one's talking about personal preference. We're talking about popularity.

>So do the Transformers movies, but they are terrible.
Completely irrelevant to Star Wars. This has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of conversation.
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>>88060831
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>>88060825
>LEGENDS
Eh, it's only worth downloading, not buying.
>>88060749
>>88060824
No idea how I'd rank them since I just don't care enough to buy them. At all.
>>88060792
Hey, THE MOVIE from the 1980's is AWESOME. Bayformers, the first one was just okay.
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>>88059852
Man, fuck Disney.
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>>88060865
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>>88060779
>I found Episode III almost on par with the OOT
That's crazy man
RotS is better than the other PT movies but it's still pretty terrible.

>From my point of view the Jedi are evil!
>NOOOOOO
>She lost the will to live
>Mastuh Skyawalkuh, there are too many of them
>My little green friend
>Chewbacca knowing Yoda
>AAAAH HE IS THE TRAITOR
>Dellow felegates
>dewit
>Sith Lords are our speciality

There are some good scenes, namely the Order 66 one, but it's still a total mess of George's terrible writing
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>>88060549
Still, the gap story feels tacked on because of the recycled elements. Especially "dark apprentice drives master into exile and ruins everything" again. The old EU had plenty of far out shit and they never stooped to that level.

If TFA was set centuries later I wouldn't have minded as much because of the gap, but it's simply too soon. It's unbelievable they'd be that incompetent to let it happen again.
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>>88060915
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>>88060915
I did type ALMOST ya cockjuggling-thundercunt.
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>>88060800
>>88060831
>>88060865
>>88060901
Thanks based webm anon, simply beautiful.
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>>88060930

>>88060970
You're welcome
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>>88060833
>We're talking about popularity.
The PT isn't very popular. Normies to this day still picture Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker when they think Star Wars. Definitely not Qui Gon Jinn or Mace Windu.
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>>88060915
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>>88060880
>>LEGENDS
Who gives a shit, you turboautist? That doesn't even have anything to do with my point. Fucking idiot.
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>>88060833
>Completely irrelevant to Star Wars. This has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of conversation.

Someone stated that the PT having food financial returns equals them being well-made films.

I showed an example of movies making good financial returns, but still being shit, thus disproving the theory.
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>>88061002
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>>88060915
>If anything to say about it, I have
So fucking cringy.
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>>88061002
Any from The Clone Wars CGI cartoon? Pacifically Second Battle of Geonosis?
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>>88061043

>>88061053
Let me look
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>>88060956
>>88061022
Fuck off

If you can't acknowledge that RotS has major flaws, then you got some problems

I mean holy fuck a character straight up says that from their perspective the other guys are bad. In the middle of a fight
That's comedy levels of bad
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>>88061074
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>>88061074
And then he gets up and yells NOOOOOOOOOOO

Because he's sad, you see
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>>88061039
>I showed an example of movies making good financial returns, but still being shit
This is precisely what TFA did.
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>>88061074
Thanks.
>>88061043
It's bad when Hayden is a quite decent actor in other films he's been in. But the dude who portrayed him in The Clone Wars cartoon was far more capable.
>>88061038
>Temper tantrum.
Oh buoy...
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>>88060927
>It's unbelievable they'd be that incompetent to let it happen again.

WW2 happened pretty close after WW1. Look, we get it, it's unoriginal, but it's not like it doesn't make sense. Shit happens. Things were out of Luke's control and we don't even know the entirety of what happened. It's probably better off that way too. Vader used to be cool before the PT explained everything.
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>>88061115
In your delusional mind, perhaps.
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>>88061121
>buoy
How about you go finish your homework, kiddo?
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>>88061053
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>>88060880
>>LEGENDS
Oh, you're one of those.
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>>88061107
Just like Luke yells "NOOOOOOOO" when Obi-Wan dies or whines "NOOOOOOOOOO..... NOOOOOOO" when it's revealed Vader is his father?
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>>88061121
>It's bad when Hayden is a quite decent actor in other films he's been in
Not really

There was that one movie he was kinda good (Shattered Glass or something?)
But he's still real stiff in most
Like Jumper for instance
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>>88061126
WW1 set up WW2

Nothing in ROTJ set up TFA

And shit happens in real life but Star Wars is supposed to be escapist
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>>88061140
Fuck yes. Reminds me of the opening and landing of D Day from Saving Private Ryan. This entire Battle.
>>88061156
That's when I used to spend money willy nilly on the merchandise on just about all STAR WARS. No more. Only buying the movie tickets and downloading or torrenting the rest.
>>88061159
The one where he's a plagarizing journalist is decent. Never seen Shattered Glass or Jumper.
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>>88061043
How long was this duel? 40 minutes or something? Christ what overrated shit. Their fight came off as something from those Family Guy giant chicken fights. They fight and they fight while all this crazy shit happens in the background. It's unnecessary. Kills the drama.
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>>88061157
The first was shock and the second was Luke being a whiny bitch

Both things real people do

Vader being told of Padme's death, grunting for a bit then unleashing a big "NOOOOOOOOOO" is just silly
Real people don't do that.
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>>88061206
It was 4 minutes dumbass. But I agree. It's an extremely overrated duel.
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>>88061206
Agreed.

At least the music was great
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>>88061206
It's no longer than Luke vs Vader.
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>>88061260
TESB or ROTJ?
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>>88061245
It was a lot longer than that

The 4 minute clips on YouTube are only half
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>>88061276
TESB
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>>88061307
TESB changed pace a long the way
Like when Luke's in the tunnels and Vader is throwing shit at him

The ROTS fight is just at 11 the entire time
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88061344
Oh, so you're not wanting to actually have a discussion. Gotcha. No reply for you.
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>>88061203
>Shattered Glass

>The one where he's a plagarizing journalist is decent.

>Never seen Shattered Glass

Nigger, you dun just fucked up.
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>>88061210
>Vader being told of Padme's death, grunting for a bit then unleashing a big "NOOOOOOOOOO" is just silly
>Real people don't do that.

People can and do. grunted and unleashed a couple big "No"s when Vader told him he was his father.

If you're willing to accept "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.... NOOOOOOOO!" then you can easily accept "NOOOOO!"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1kGd7stocY
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>>88061472
Watch X-men first class to get a proper pissed off NO. When Kevin Bacon shoots Magnetos mom and the he wrecks the room.
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And it looks like we're getting more Rogue One shit in Commander.

>inb4 mobile shit
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>>88060515
Seems totally worth it. That thing is looking amazing.
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>>88061496
Vader wrecks the room too m8.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1kGd7stocY

If anyone gives a shit.
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>>88061115
Even if you think TFA is shit, it still proves my point that making a lot of money doesn't mean a movie is good or bad. Just like when movies do terrible 8n the theater, but then become extremely popular and get a cult status.

Financial returns can be good indicators of how well a movie is made, but it is no way an absolute.
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>>88061503
Why does it show Anakin closing the other door after the first?

It's super nitpicky but it really cuts the tension to repeat the same thing over again
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>>88061484
>>88061523
>pre-order swag

And here i am getting an El Capitan poster like a sucker
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>>88061503
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>>88061520
Yeah, and it looked like ass. I said the Magneto scene is how to do a GOOD room wrecking scene.
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>>88061547
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>>88061516

Thanks. This is the last photo I have at the moment.
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From the Christmas thread where someone said Grievous should be the Grinch of Star Wars:

>His breath, it ran short with no exertion at all
>For his breastplate, though sturdy, was three sizes too small

>"Master Sun-Ta, why? Why are you taking my lightsaber? Why?"
>But do you know, the old General was so smart and so slick, that he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick.
>"Foolish padawan!" Grievous did deride
>"There's a sliver of kyber here that won't light on one side."
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>>88061523
Does hes say anything about the rewrites and reshoots?
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>>88061573
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Prequel arguing is sooo 2005.
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>This thread
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>>88061611
>[Ends]
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>>88061484
>Gareth Edwards Interview, Rogue One Red Carpet Live Stream Announce, and More | The Star Wars Show

It's sadly going to get buried in all of this shitflinging :(


Gareth is on the show
Gareth is on the show
Gareth is on the show
Gareth is on the show
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>>88061611
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Speaking of X-men. I would really like to see Fassbender in a Star Wars movie.
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>>88061595
Very cool!
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>>88061650
From the extended edition?
I don't remember this in theatrical?

Also, do you have a webm of Anakin and Obi Wan fighting in the control room where they do the "I'm not touching you" game?
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>>88061658
Always wanted Fassbender to be Captain Pelleaon, and Michael Shannon to be Thrawn.
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>>88061679
That's from the theatrical film.

>Also, do you have a webm of Anakin and Obi Wan fighting in the control room where they do the "I'm not touching you" game?
I have a webm of them doing a move that makes them look like there isn't an opening to fool their opponent, if that's what you're asking. Maybe I'll post it, maybe I won't.
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>>88061523
Gareth is looking a bit tense.
But who wouldn't if they got to be on the Star Wars show?
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>>88061798
GARETH UNDERSTANDS WHY GEORGE WENT BACK AND MADE THE SPECIAL EDITIONS
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>>88061834
Technically he does. They ordered him back to reshoots, after all. Adding in a few scenes of the Rebels and Imperials throwing pies.
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>>88061834
Yeah, Gareth knows a thing or two about changes being made after you're finished a movie
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>>88061892
That cut to Obi Wan doing the power pose is fucking hilarious
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>>88061892
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>>88061891
>>88061892
>>88061893

Whoa
Three consecutive posts
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>>88061922
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>>88061947
Is that a record for you? Maybe you should screencap for posterity.
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>>88061951
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>>88061966
Look at the post numbers.
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>>88061987
I know. It's a rare "get" but it happens.
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>>88061980
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>>88062024
Every single line in this webm is horrendous
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>>88062024
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>>88062053
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>>88062041
Only a shitposter deals in absolutes.
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>>88062078
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>>88062097
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>>88062124
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>>88062124
lol
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>>88062147
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What if instead of Ani it was Anus? Would that make the movies any better?
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>>88062175
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>>88062196
>I'm a person, and my name is Anus.

YES. YES IT DOES MAKE IT BETTER.
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>>88062208
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>>88062235
>Anus is that you? My you've grown!
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>>88062241
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>>88062275
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>>88062299
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>>88062147
GOD DAMN, I hated everything about this fight. How forced it was. How it kept going ON AND ON AND ON AND ON. How emotionally uninvested Hayden is in the entire fucking movie. How it just turned into a retarded CGI rollercoaster ride. How, by the end you just couldn't muster any fucks to give about anything that was going on because nothing made any sense.

People say EP3 was the best, but I can't agree. EP3 was a crime against cinema. I don't know how, but each movie in the PT manages to be worse than the last, but somehow also manages to be the worst of the trilogy.
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On a private message board I go to, there's an infamous review of Revenge of the Sith one of the users wrote right after seeing the midnight premiere. It gets made fun of all the time, even 11 years later. Would anyone be interested in seeing it or should I fuck off?
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>>88062330
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I swear to god he was about to laugh at Lucas' shit dialogue.
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>>88062363
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>>88062390
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>>88062415
God, stop. Please just let it die already.
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>>88062334
There was apparently concept art showing a giant monster interrupting Obi-Wan and Anakin's duel which was supposed to force them to work together for the moment. Just shows Lucas has no self control. His idea of a good movie is to clutter the screen with as much shit as possible. The only reason people say ROTS is the best is simply because by default, it was better compared to the other shit.
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>>88062415
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>>88062436
It's so dense.
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>>88062349
Post it
Maybe it's funny
Unless you can get into trouble for it
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>>88062349
I feel like this could be opening Pandora's Box or the Ark of the Covenant.

But what the hell, I'm curious now.
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>>88062441
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>>88062463
>>88062476
It's possible I could get in trouble with it but whatever. I'm not posting anyone's names here so it should be okay.

>So I saw Star Wars: RotS at Midnight last night.. *review/spoilers*

>It was fucking amazing. I don't care if my friends disagreed with me, I think it was better then Empire and RotJ. It's hard to compare them however, different styles, but I liked it better overall. So I'd say it goes RotS > RotJ = Empire > AotC > ANH > TPM

>The experience was awesome. The guy who sold the tickets had the vader voice-changer and the force fx vader saber. Also, we saw people in makeshift jedi robes, and some people with sabers. We brought sabers too. I wore black long sleeved shirt, pants, and a single black glove.. and my Dooku's saber. Some guy was also dressed in a full Jawa costume, with the glowing eyes and all. So badass.

>In the theater, it was an AWESOME audience. During the moviefone.com commercials or whatever everyone was like "THIS ISN'T STAR WARS. WE WANT STAR WARS" or "ON A SCALE OF 1 TO STAR WARS, I GIVE THIS A 0".. it was hillarious, and the theater was JAM packed too.

>When the SW Logo came on, I started clapping loudly and then EVERYONE in the theater started to hoot and holler.

>I was very disapointed with Grievous though, he could have had a much better fight. I mean seriously, killed by a blaster? And also Ki Adi Mundi, HE WAS KILLED BY A BLASTER AND HES A FUCKING JEDI MASTER. So whacked. And Plo Koon's death was lame too.. death by ship?

>Anyway, the Dooku fight was pretty cool, the beheading was the best part though, cause it was his own saber against him.

>And when R2 took on those two Elite Battle Droids by himself and burned them, everyone in the theater started clapping. It was nerdgasmic.

>When Yoda rode on Chewbacca I yelled 'RIDE THAT WOOKIE' and got some laughter. It was awesome for the parts that they showed Chewwy in.

(Cont.)
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>>88062481
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>>88062515
>The Yoda VS Sideous fight was pretty good.. not the best though. The best part was actually when Yoda walked into the room and slammed the two Royal Guards against the wall effortlessly without looking, killing them. Yoda was such a badass in this movie though, especially when he saber-threw his lightsaber into the droid's chest, lept on the chest, and ripped out the saber, blowing it up. I was sad when he said "Into exile I must go.. failed.. I have.." but at least it explained how he got to Dagobah.

>The Mace Windu vs Chancellor scene was so gutwrenching, and I have no idea why. Like seirously, after Anakin's "I NEED HIM!!!" and slashing Windus arm off, then Palpatine lightning him over the side, I was actually at the edge of my chair holding my mouth like "OMFG".. that was probably the best scene in the movie, except for maybe the end.

>Speaking of the end, the Obi Wan VS Anakin was the best fight in any SW movie, hands fucking down. It was also emotionally attatching because it was master vs apprentice. I loved how cocky Anakin was in this movie, even more so then AOTC. The burning part at the end was so badass when he lept over Obiwan and got his legs slashed off. I also felt a shiver go down my spine when earlier in the movie, Sidious was like "I shall call you.. Darth... VADER! .. and so fucking awesome when people called him that while he was in the Anakin form.

>I was disapointed that Qui-Gon's hologram wasn't shown when Yoda was like 'your old master found a way to communicate from the netherworld'.. I was looking forward to seeing him again. At least it explains how Obi-Wan uses that technique with Luke.

>I love how it tied up all the loose ends.. and it was one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life. The combination of the excellent saber-fighting, intense plot, dark undertones, and excellent audience atmosphere made it a 10/10, A+ experience that I'm glad I went to.
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>>88062518
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>>88062553
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>>88062578
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>>88062515
>>88062543
I'm beyond triggered right now. I walked out of the midnight showing wondering why the fuck everyone was so excited. I hated it.
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>>88062606
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>>88062606
It's amazing how I didn't feel anything during this scene and these two had 3 movies to set up a relationship. I felt more for Han and Ren and they don't even speak till near the fucking end. Then again I also felt for Ben and Vader and they also don't speak until their final duel.
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Another beautiful day in /swc-OH SHIT. What did you guys DO?
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>>88062696
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>>88062712
It is pretty amazing because plenty of people DID feel during this scene. You're the odd one out.
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>>88062713
There was more passion in that one tantrum than Hayden's entire performance.
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>>88062721
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>>88062738
Someone in my theater bursted out laughing when Anakin let out his final gurgling yell. I told him to shut the fuck up, but I couldn't agree more.
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>>88062818
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>>88062832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McUwVg6MfOk

anakins death in episode 6, however, is my favorite scene in the entirety of the series
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>>88062790
He's more like his Grandpa than you know. Tell Vader, "Hey, there's a Sand Person," and he'll start running around screaming and not even the women or children will survive. Kylo Ren has that same reaction around computers. He's basically /po/, /r9k/, and /tv/ all rolled into one while wishing he was as cool as /b/ back in the old days when Tarkin was still Grand Moot of 4chan.
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>>88062713
Playing Star Wars Commander.

Or posting here when I should be working.
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>>88062969
Never said he wasn't comparable to Anakin. Just that Ren had better writing and acting. Far better.
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>>88062415
Why did Anakin think that the Jedi were taking over?

Thinking they're a bunch of overbearing cunts is one thing, but how'd he get that idea?
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>>88063124
The dark side is a hell of a drug.
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>>88063098
Never said you did. I was talking about the passion of the characters. If only Anakin had put the effort into genocide that he did in pleasing Padme he wouldn't have been worried she was bonking Obi-Wan's beard on the side.
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>>88063124
He saw Mace Windu attempting to assassinate the chancellor, after he himself was ordered by the council to spy on him
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>>88062515
>>And when R2 took on those two Elite Battle Droids by himself and burned them, everyone in the theater started clapping. It was nerdgasmic.
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I made a thing.
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>>88062859
You got any TFA webums. My folder is fairly lacking.
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>>88063186
kek
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>>88063178
Even to this day that part makes me cringe every time.
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>>88063124
He'd gone too far and he needed to believe anything that justified his own actions. At that point he was so lost in anger even hatred of himself would have been powering him. I think it was ultimately self-hatred instead of weakness that had him "kill" Anakin and become Vader. He justifies that hatred by claiming it was weakness but really he fucked over everyone. The Jedi, his wife, the galaxy, and himself.
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>>88063175
>He saw Mace Windu attempting to assassinate the chancellor
Who was literally a Sith Lord
Killing Sith is like a big part of being a Jedi

It's pretty obvious that Windu was attacking Sheev because he's a Sith, not because Windu was ordered to kill the Chancellor
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>>88063206
Sure, I have a couple. Been meaning to make more. Maybe in a bit I'll start making some(been meaning to do the Battle of Takodana)
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>>88063234
But executing someone isn't the jedi way
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>>88062713
This scene would have been so much better if it wasn't made as a joke but as a serious outburst of a young dark sider. Maybe people would take Kylo Ren more seriously if his behaviour wasn't used for humor.
What both JJ and Lucas don't understand is that dark character drama is better and more memorable than dumb jokes.
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Who did Anakin love more, Padme or Sheev?
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>>88063256
Dooku?
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>>88063247
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>>88063256
Sure it is
Jedi killed people all over the place

I don't recall Obi-wan going "I have to capture Maul to bring him to justice"
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>>88063274
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>>88063260
Jar Jar
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>>88063303
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>>88063303
It's a great looking ship
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>>88063258
At least this was funnier than any of Lucas' attempts at humor. Really, TFA scored more hits with comedy than any of the prequels. Possibly ROTJ as well since that one also made attempts towards slapstick.
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>>88063328

>>88063331
I like it too
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>>88063363
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>>88063328
So Starkiller base was in a binary star system right?
It's all frozen because it ate one of the stars for the first attack
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>>88063274
>idiots thought this was a middle finger
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>>88063388

>>88063394
No, it can move around. It had already absorbed a star when it shot the Hosnian system
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>>88063394
It's frozen because it's a slightly thawed Ilum
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>>88063423
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>>88063388
30 seconds later she's out flying professional pilots and swerving into crashed SSDs and shit
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What do people have against HelloGreedo exactly? I think he's a decent SW youtuber besides his questionable video game reviews.
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>>88063465
>crashed SSDs
There's only one on Jakku
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>>88063465
she's the chosen one
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>>88063465
she is pilot skill 8, so she is a s good as luke
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>>88063465
Out flying my ass, the TIEs never lost sight of her.
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>>88063362
You are right. TFA was funnier than any of the prequels. But while the prequels were awkward and boring, TFA was a bit too funny and upbeat imo. Even Han's death wasn't nearly as emotional as it could have been because we barely know anything about Kylo Ren's past or about their relationship.

You can argue that Star Wars movies aren't supposed to be "deep" and "serious", but at least TESB managed to have some great character drama and no one would call that movie edgy.
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>>88063503
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>>88063465
Hardly professionally. She kept scrapping and banging into things, belly rubbing the poor Falcon against the sand and trading paint with wrecks. Even flying into an SSD made it easier for her to be targeted, but that by that point her poor evasion had left Finn's gun shot up and unable to target on its own.

And worst of all this WASN'T her first time flying as for some reason people still to this day insist. It was, presumably, her first time flying while being chased by people trying to kill her.
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>>88063503
>>88063535
Oh boy here we go
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>>88063535
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>>88063465
didnt she practice in a scrapped flight simulator she found?

and why doesnt kylo have a personal star fighter?
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>>88063575
One thing that TFA did undeniably better was the use of lightsabers as a light source
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>>88063575
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What really fucking bugs me in TFA is those shots where people look at the starkiller ray. It travels thousands of lightyears, but it looks really slow. And it can for some reason be seen passing by Takodana. Did Maz's planet just happen to lie on a direct vector between starkiller base and Hosnia? The ray passes them by a couple of lightminutes away at most.
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>>88063595
>didnt she practice in a scrapped flight simulator she found?
Anon, don't use canon on film-only normies. They don't understand how to read actual books.
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>>88063620
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>>88063620
Another happy landing.
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>>88063595
oh but he does
bad at dogfighting, good at murder
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>>88063595
>and why doesnt kylo have a personal star fighter?

Maybe he is a bad or mediocre pilot unlike everyone in his family which pisses him off even more?
Or maybe he is a good pilot and we see him face off against Poe in episode VIII.
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>>88063632
JJ has a weakness for that type of thing


But then again, the OT was always kinda fudgey with distances too
Like the infamous 12 parsecs thing
And the Falcon getting to Cloud City without a hyperdrive

Yeah, I know it's handwaved with some in-universe thing ("hyper-space lensing" in this case), but it happens in the series
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>>88063746
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>>88063746
Worse part of TFA
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>>88063794
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>>88063646
In the movie she talks about flying, just never flying in atmosphere.

People can be excused for not picking this up because it's after Finn and Rey leave Jakku and they're both pretty excited.
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>>88063724
see
>>88063666
which has some prophetic trips
he really is a mediocre pilot, focusing more on getting revenge on opponents hitting him, then he is on getting a killing shot
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>>88063483
He's an elitist prick. I bet a certain shitposter from around here loooooves him.
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>>88063831
Whoops. Flying outside of atmosphere.
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>>88063819
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>>88062675
>HOW DARE HE LIKE SOMETHING I DIDN'T LIKE
How pathetic. Kill yourself, you clearly live a lonely and unhappy life and would be better off dead.
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>>88063879
Why was Finn treated like such shit through all of the film? Is Abrams a racist?
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>>88063454

>Stannis!

>GRAAAAHHGGH

>I HATE YOU SO MUCH, STANNIS!
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>>88063923
He kinda is, he sees all black people and minorities in general as helpless victims. Hence why he set up a diversity quote so that all his movies have to have a certain number of black/asian actors.

If i were a PoC i'd be offended that i was being turned into a number to fill a quota.
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This is the only 10/10 Star Wars movie and if Rian Johnson fails to surpass it, no one ever will.

Prove me wrong.
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>>88063534
>TFA was a bit too funny and upbeat imo.
Agreed. But one could argue this was just how the beginning of the trilogy should be, like TPM. Still, some of the comedy was miss(got a cute boyfriend?) but for the most part, it had genuinely, and most importantly, intentionally funny moments.

>Even Han's death wasn't nearly as emotional as it could have been because we barely know anything about Kylo Ren's past
Gonna have to disagree here. Driver and Ford did a fantastic job of making it seem like Han and Ren knew each other previously. Plus, I don't think Ren needs an entire trilogy about himself to have emotional build up. I felt sad when Vader died and most of what we got about him was that he was a deadbeat dad.
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>>88063923
Yeah that scene where Hux says "I always knew that spearchucking ape would betray us"
I was like "Jesus Christ JJ"
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>>88064001
I prefer Episode III: Remember Seth?
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>>88063741
>Like the infamous 12 parsecs thing

Well I just figured that was Han thinking he was talking to some dumbshit local yokels who wouldn't know that kind of vernacular and was trying to sound impressive.

>And the Falcon getting to Cloud City without a hyperdrive

Well, the Falcon is suppo... yeah. You got me on that one.

And TFA went and shit the bed on the parsec thing also.
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>>88064001
Image/movie is wrong, but the sentiment is correct.
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>>88063595
After they escape the TIEs, Rey tells Finn she's flown several ships before.
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>>88064022
Remember the scene where Han calls Finn a Big Cock? That really triggered me as a call back to the stereotype that all black men are well endowed.
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>>88064035
>>88064040
Plebs
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>>88063741
>>88064037
I always thought that the non-hyperdrive engine was workable for jumping between a few stars.
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>>88064069
I suppose she might have been referring to the simulator as her previous flights, though honestly that was not my impression from the line.

At the very least I'm sure she's never flown through any of the wrecks before or been chased by starfighters.
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>>88064095
I bet you like Episode III: Attack of the Clothes
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>>88064113
>I always thought that the non-hyperdrive engine was workable for jumping between a few stars.

For a second I thought that too. But if that were the case, I don't think the Falcon would've been reputed for being very fast when most ships have the capability of being able to fly fast enough from one system to the nearest.
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>>88064113
Nowadays they've decided that they're all crammed into the same sector instead of system. The Anoat Sector contains Hoth, Bespin, and some worlds from the post-ROTJ mobile game that was recently shitcanned. Apparently these words are close enough to reach without hyperdrive.
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>>88064189
It'd still take years of travel to get between two neighboring systems
Even half a lightyear would months at the very least
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>>88064281
>applying real-world travel time in space to Star Wars
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>>88063746
I didn't mind the monsters since they never took over the entire frame like Lucas' monsters, the scene itself I really liked. It was fun to see Han could still properly negotiate with mercenaries.
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>>88064281
>>88064305
Is it ever stated how fast the regular space engines are?
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>>88064324
>they never took over the entire frame like Lucas' monsters
meme

>>88064334
I don't think so
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>>88064305
Well yeah, that's exactly what we're doing

This whole discussion came out of complaining about seeing the Starkiller Base rays
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>>88064369
The rays are so visually ridiculous though. Did people on say Coruscant see Alderaan blow up for instance? No.
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>>88064366
I never got what the point of this was
It wasn't exactly for sport as they were tied to pillars
It'd just be a 10 second deal of them getting ate

I understand that George wanted to pottery the Rancor in RotJ but still
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>>88056823
Good timing, I just finished replaying MOTS. Man, even though the story itself is a mess, those two final levels in Dromund Kaas are soooo good. That final fight against Kyle is amazing.
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>>88064412
It was an execution, not a game.
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>>88059248
What the hell are those blue lights on the observation deck at the end of the shot? I know ILM did a second rendering of that deck/hut for the Blu-Ray, but I don't remember blue lights.
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>>88064598
Then why not just shoot them?
Like an execution
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>>88064664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_ad_bestias
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Any story time for annual 2?
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>>88064707
Yeah, but those are games as well as executions.

You seem to be missing my point
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Has anyone here read Catalyst? Is Krennic a good character? That's all I really care about right now.
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>>88064742
Nah, it's too shit to bother.
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>>88064763
>Yeah, but those are games as well as executions.
They are solely executions and solely games as well dude. Read the article
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>>88064774
Finished it a few days ago. It's an okay book. Kennic as a character, at least in his younger days (this starts during the Clone Wars and ends within the first few years of the Empire) he is ambitious, cunning, manipulative, but doesn't display the best of judgement at all. From being conned by Poggle to Galen to Tarkin to a lowly smuggler. He wins some, he loses some, he makes some moves that end up making rivals into potentially deadly enemies, and just barely manages to cling to some of his gains by the end.
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>>88056930
what is he even doing?
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>>88061798
Has Gareth ever taken a shower or comb his hair, or exercise?
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>>88064917
Eating metal. Crashed shit is all there is to eat, dammit!
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>>88057113
My half brother
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>>88064929
>Fu-k
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I drew something lewd.. Want me to share?
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>>88062365
I see people bitching about that scene all the time but what was wrong with it?
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>>88065245
please do
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>>88065359
For some reason, people act like Ewan was holding back laughter because he was talking about Anakin killing children.
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>>88065397
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>>88065397
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>>88065397
enjoy your ban
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>>88061386
I didn't even look up Hayden's filmography.
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>>88065702

Neither did I. Didn't stop me from knowing the title of a film I've previously seen.
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>>88061497
Fucking pissed I didn't get more Rage Rancors. Squad mates got 72 I got 6. Shit blows donkey kong dick
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>>88065748
But last I saw it was over 6 or so years ago.
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>>88065501
>>88065554
>>88065570
babies
you asked for lewd
I gave you lewd
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>>88065909
You have failed for the last time.
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>>88065857

No longer than I. Still remembered it. Though that's probably because I've only seen four movies with Hayden Christensen in them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMGCFLEYakM

This thing was supposedly the inspiration for the AT-AT.
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>>88066136
I've been catching up on my Alfred Hitchcock and older movies side of my collection. What's the movie he's in with Ben Kingsley?
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>>88064937
But he's not even eating it, he's just jabbing it with his beak.

Maybe he's tapping out a message in Morse code.
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>>88066280
That bird owns that crashed ship and he's frustrated because he can't get it to start.
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>>88066280
Hey now, you can poke out metal mites if you're persistent enough. Ask any B1, those things are awful. That's why Tambor designed the B3 Birdeka droid.

True story!

If you want something more serious, it could be sharpening its beak. Some birds are known to peck at rocks and other hard materials for that purpose.
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>>88062436
You're getting confused about how the concept design process works. Lucas didn't write a monster in the script. He wrote "They fight". The beats evolved later. Part of that was being presented material by the concept designers, who will come up with all sorts of ideas and explore them. Thousands of paintings and drawings usually. There probably was a monster in there somewhere, doesn't mean Lucas asked for it, just that a concept designer came up with a potential concept to run past him i.e. part of his job description. Look at the stuff the concept designers came up with for TFA that never even came near the script, like a Death Star on Jakku. It's part of the process. The director will approve or veto which concepts will be developed further.
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>>88066212
Her other hand is clearly grabbing his crotch.
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>>88066204

Don't know. Never saw him in a movie with Ben Kingsley.
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>>88066365
I found those bird droids very disturbing for some reason
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>>88066380
>trying to be reasonable with shitposters and idiots
Some people here don't even understand what the different colored markers meant for Lucas's crew during TPM.
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>>88066380
That's especially true for ROTS, where Lucas kind of just let them go nuts. There's insane stuff in there like Mustafarians worshipping a giant hydra droid that was just artists throwing shit against the wall and seeing if Lucas will go for it.
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>>88066445
It was during the troll phase of the CIS. The Separatist Council had realized the war was just dragging on and many of them had already been in Republic prison, so they just decided, fuck it, they'd screw with the Republic as much as they could. Poggle dicked around with Krennic and Wat Tambor created a bunch of bird based droids to fly around and shit all over the clones shiny white armor and all their vehicles.

Sadly the war ended before he was able to fully realize Project Poodoo Pie.
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>>88066579
Another great example is General Grievous. A lot of great designs came out of that, and there were a lot of crazy ones
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>>88066653
>>88066717
>>88066748
>>88066807
Some of these look a lot better than what we got. Wouldn't have made a difference however because the way Grievous was written was boring as hell.
>>88066380
Monster or no monster, all the breaking shit cluttering up the screen as they fight is unacceptable.
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>>88065359
If you actually payed attention to Ewan's performance, he smiles and covers his mouth which shows he might be trying to hold back laughter. Probably at that really goofy term "youngling".
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>>88064929
Gareth is cute as he is
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>>88060800
>>88060831
>>88060865
>>88061002
You know what we need? We need a compilation .webm of all the Coruscant flyby clips.
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>>88064774
Yes.
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Kill, marry, fuck
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#YOLO!
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>Rouge One
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For those who were interested in the Grievous/Grinch /co/ristmas parody mentioned last thread, what do you think of this so far? I'm still tinkering.

>All the Wookiees in Kochirho liked Life Day a lot
>But General Grievous, his body all circuits and steel, did not
>Grievous despised all living things in this joyous time
>To exist and be free was their treasonous crime
>It could be that his head wasn't anchored just right
>Or perhaps that his joints were fastened too tight
>His breath, it ran short with no exertion at all
>For his breastplate, though sturdy, was three sizes too small
>Whatever reason - his head too loose, his joints too tight
>He awaited the battle, itching to fight
>Glaring down from his bulwark, his cruel eyes aglow
>He watched the festivities and his hatred did grow
>For he knew every Wookiee celebrating below
>Was a stone in his path and they HAD to go
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>>88067753
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>>88063746
>Rathtar starts rolling toward Harrison Ford
I'm 100% positive they gave the Rathtars that stupid design just to reference this scene.
Theres literally no other explanation for meatball-octopus
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>>88067753
kill, kill, kill
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>>88067804
>Rouge
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>>88067804
>>88068266
Heh.
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Pls storytime annual
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>>88068640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-i5s08pYDE
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>>88068733
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>>88068939
Yes, please post. Stuck at work and need something to read!
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>>88068939
It'll pretty much use up the thread but I'm sure that'll make people feel better.
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>>88069032
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>>88056894
Old and busted.
>>88057113
New hotness.
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>>88069097
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>>88069166
Image didn't survive. Even the thread resists the annual!
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>>88069097
So apparently it's not enough to have a second Tatooine, we now need a second Jakku as well?
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>>88069281
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>>88069281
Newwaifu detected
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>>88069395
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>>88069441
That's a man
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>>88069456
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>>88069281
>>88069395
>>88069456
>huge
>muscular
>sweaty
>redhead
>midriff

SOMEBODY is going to jerk off to her.
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>>88069508
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>>88069499
Even better.
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>>88069551
I will. I love a girl that can beat me up.
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>>88069578
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>>88069644
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>>88069698
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>>88069777
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>>88069827
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>>88069891
>>
Let's have another epic playlist/viewing order discussion. Give me your best orders to enjoy Star Wars

Death Star Saga:
>Catalyst
>Rogue One
>Episode IV
>>
It would be pretty baller if they make a standalone Clone Wars movie with the original PT cast that somehow ties in with the new movies by some plot device.
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>>88069936
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>>88070102
It's taking forever to upload these. The post just sits at 100% until finally deciding yes it is indeed done.
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>>88070171
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>>88070235
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>>88070171
I appreciate the storytime, anon. I'm actually enjoying this.
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>>88070316
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>>88070368
>>88070326
No problem. Haven't read it myself yet. Just got it or I would have storytimed hours ago. Hope I don't fuck up the pages, the way it's fighting me I'm surprised I haven't already managed to screw it up.
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>>88070433
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>>88070464
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>>88067822
I like it. 10/10, would watch a Dr. Seuss special about it.
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>>88070511
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>>88067753
marry fuck kill
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>>88070673
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>>88070759
Kill all three
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>>88070782
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>>88070821
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>>88070861
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>>88070861
My waifu Luke looks so cute.
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>>88070908
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>>88070921
Bishie Luke.
I'm surprised that's not a statue yet. Hell, I'm surprised there's no such thing as a SW anime yet. I mean, they did make those mangas, right?
>>
Like, stream when?
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>>88070948
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>>88070982
And that's a wrap, folks. Hope you enjoyed it.
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>>88071055
I didn't, but thanks for the effort all the same.
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>>88070963
I would drop mega bucks on a Bishie Luke statue
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>>88070948
I wonder what would happen if we told /tv/ this is the Nu Canon Mara Jade and she's in lesbians with Leia. Obviously Han and Leia have a modern open relationship since Leia doesn't mind Han taking wook on the side.

Nothing good, I imagine.
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>>88071055
7/10.

Thanks for sharing.
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>>88070464
>>88070511
I think this did a better job dealing with Leia's hidden feelings on Alderaan than her mini did, though I did enjoy the idea of some kind of New Alderaan existing somewhere in space populated by the few remaining survivors.
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>>88071055
I like where that next issue is going.
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>>88070975
Like, STREAM NOW

Join us for some Jedi Party, ISD: Galactica, Jedi Jeck, Avatar: The Last Jedi
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>>88071055
Thanks for posting. I liked it. Wasn't amazing but it was fun. the people who were complaining about it are probably butt hurt /po/tards mad about another woman character
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>>88070982
Feels like they're doing a theme with these annuals. The first one was definitely despair. The guy from the annual coming back later as...something. He saw what Sheev truly was and survived, barely, and it twisted him up. Pash/Bash sees Leia and her "family" and she feels hope.

Hope and despair. Hope defeats despair, the despair squid. It's obvious, innit?
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>>88071184
>Implying this won't be Luke's death by snusnu
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>>88071281
They DO seem to be pushing that rather hard these days. Kathleen Kennedy is supposed to be very adamant about adding more female heroes.

I personally don't see anything wrong with it, especially if they keep adding in female villains too.

I guess a few aliens wouldn't be bad, though. At least Han's comic gave us some.
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>>88071406
But Mark said it's totally legit to interpret Luke as homosex! Well all I can say is Bash better have a penis and it's the real reason "her" name is Bash!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho-dOTXpTZY
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>>88071410
>They DO seem to be pushing that rather hard these days. Kathleen Kennedy is supposed to be very adamant about adding more female heroes.

Nothing wrong with that. The previous two Star Wars trilogies had two important female characters between them. I don't mind more female characters.
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>>88071438
Part of me wants homosex Luke.
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>>88071574
I'm surprised Leia's pilot buddy is showing up in that mobile game. I figured people forgot about her. Besides her we've had, who? Sana, Aphra (not totally evil but definitely morally questionable), new muscle redhead. The novels gave us Rae who has to suffer through Wendig. She really didn't deserve that.

I suppose it's because of the movies with Rey and now Jyn. I guess that counts as over-saturation for some people, though Jyn is the only female member of Rogue One. Unless that alien hamster is the female of the species.
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>>88067822
Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAX29q-N6II

I wonder if we can get them to do another one.
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>>88071724
>Jyn is the only female member of Rogue One

That bothered me a little bit. Why does she have to be Smurfette/Marzipan?
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>>88072016
Yeah, they should've been all guys, that way they can bro it up like the spartans.
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>>88072051
Or all girls and one guy, which would just be hot.
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>>88070326
I'm actually enjoying this and would wife the fuck outta this big broad

>captacha: woodbury
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>>88071410
>Kathleen Kennedy is supposed to be very adamant about adding more female heroes.
Wish she felt the same about alien characters.
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Anyone have a .gif of Sheev being thrown down the shaft at the end of RotJ?
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>>88072879
FWIW aliens are more expensive than ladies. I mean you can outright pay ladies less, amirite?
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>>88072912
Speaking of

>Maul gets cut in half and falls down a shaft
>lives

>Sheev gets electrocuted and thrown down a shaft
>supposedly dead

Are we really supposed to believe he died? Falling doesnt mean shit in Star Wars
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>>88073322
Doesn't he, or at least the death star he's on, literally explode?
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>>88073322
Yes yes, and Porkins ejected, Boba Fett used the Konami Code before he fell into the Sarlacc, and all of Alderaan's residents were on vacation leaving only their literally illegal alien house keepers and pool cleaners behind to die.
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>>88073361
maybe he got to a ship before it exploded

Maul apparently made his way onto a ship despite having no legs and undoubtedly breaking all the bones left in his body
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NEW BREAD BOYS
>>88073510
>>88073510
>>88073510
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>>88067804
She's gonna kick Vader's ass and escape isn't she? Meanwhile all the forced minorities will be killed off and Rouge One will still be championed as a vehicle of diversity.

Then in 8 it'll be revealed she's Rey's mom.
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