Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Poe wrote on both.

>>88049208
The Hatter fucked your mom on both

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Because I want to pound both into a mess.

>>88049208
Also, both have inky quills.

>>88049208
She's mad! She's stark, raving mad!

>>88049208
Each produces notes that are very flat

>>88049208
Because there's a b in both and an n in neither

>>88049208
I imagine that's the face Alice makes if she's trying to decide which hole she wants the D in.

>>88051227
She's (approximately) twelve, you sick fuck.

It isn't.

>>88051303
Wouldn't stop Lewis Carroll