super power thread

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>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Entity_Physiology

So apparently I have the power of every single holiday entity. I guess it doesn't matter where I'm located since I'm omnipotent and can teleport. Just gonna go ahead and call myself Santa. Too OP, so I try not to get involved unless absolutely necessary.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Embodiment
I am Speed-Runner, once the fastest long distance runner of my own reality until I broke through the living force that ties all of space together, and I am here to join forces with the mightiest of this world's super-powered individuals

Join me, /co/, and our forces shall be unstoppable

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Serving_Empowerment

In Canuckland and I'll call myself "The Butler" and just go around serving super villains.

Maybe find a nice woman with some kind of royalty theme and get to be a bodyguard/servant.

>>88045270
There's so much possibility for good in your powers. Put them to good use and join my and my team, Mr. Claus
>>88045567
You have an... interesting power, Butler. I cannot promise you a life of royalty, but if you choose to serve with me in my allegiance of Super-Humans, you'll be doing the right thing

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>>88045727
Forgot Pic

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Metal_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

>The user can manipulate the esoteric side of the metal with special properties and a mystical nature to it. With mastery, the wielder could use the esoteric element for a variety of magical effects.

I would be a neutral party befriending heroes and villains and teetering both sides myself.

Guess II'll call myself The Metal Master and proceed to get annoyed when people leave out the 'The' in my name.

I'd have a lair of some kind.

I kinda wanna draw this now.

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>>88045727
Nigga, do you realize how hard it must be to keep check of every kid in the world's Christmas list? Whilst being every other holiday mascot? Fuck that gay shit, I have more important things to deal with. Like giving little Johnny coal, fuck him.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Physiology

My knuckles morph into a barrel whenever I make a gun gesture. My arm can slice through flesh and bone with little effort. My mouth is a literal canon. I am a living weapon.

I'll remain neutral, but open to the possibility of a team-up if I think you're worth risking my neck over

I'd call myself Excalibur

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Piezokinetic_Combat

Cool, I'm Karnak.

Bump pls

I actually wanna see where this goes

>>88045135
>What's your power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Light_Manipulation

>Where are you located?
US, but technically, everywhere at any given time.

>What do you call yourself?
Idk. No clue.

>How do you react to them?
More or less, how do they react to me?

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>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Activity
>speedforce: the power

This is the first time I've ever rolled anything good. Holy shit. I imagine I'll call myself God and react to the rest you however the fuck I damn well please.

I can literally strip you of your power, stop you from existing, or change your powerset so that you do everything at a turtle's pace. Or I could just turn you into a turtle. You ain't fucking with me.

>>88046917

>>88047044
see
>>88047087

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>>88047111
>Because of the Light's ancient and primal nature, control over it may be incredibly difficult and can be a danger to the user

I'll take my chances

>>88047044
>>88047111
>>88047180
Yeah, but if you do that I can give you coal for Christmas....Also I'll grant the light guy's wish of getting 50 homeless men to rape you if he was good this year. >>88045270

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Magnification

I go around making buff guys and fit girls think they're gaining weight and create a wave of body dysmorphia

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>What's your power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Orbital_Force_Manipulation

>Where are you located?
Arctic circle

>What do you call yourself?
The End

>How do you react to them?
Crash the Earth. with no survivors

>>88047973
I have immortality. You can't kill Santa Claus, but he'll wear you down eventually. >>88045270

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>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Bow_Construction

While reading 4chan and looking at one of the numerous Trap threads, my power emerges during a moment I'm thinking back to when I was taking archery at the junior college.

I can create a recurve bow of manifest psychic force, with the ability to fire an expanding array of arrows. These include arrows of telekinetic force, lethal nerual disruptor arrows, sleep broadheads, dazzling flare arrows, and the uncanny flaming arrows that incinerate their targets, and his very latest discovery - an arrow that turns people permanently gay.

I name myself High Point and join the ranks of my fellow /co/ members who feel incredibly apathetic towards current Marvel X titles.

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>>88045981

>pic related
I think I'd look like this (that I threw together quickly)until I could think of some cooler armor.

I'd probably make a business selling magical armor/weapons to heroes and villains while keeping my secret identity... well a secret.

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>>88048119
You should draw the other /co/mrads in the thread that posted pics doing a super team pose.

>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Elemental_Abilities
I literally just control all forms of energy and elements apparently. Can do as much as fuckin' Goku and the friggin' Avatar.

Literally everything in the list is mine, I guess. Neat.

>Where are you located?
I dunno. I'd rather travel the country in search of those who need help. Just kinda wander around solving problems. Sex trade always disgusted me, so I'd definitely find out how to stop it. I'd probably give up a normal life to break the law to enforce it and solve mysteries. Maybe get a dog too.

>What do you call yourself?
"Bro-Man" and I'd call my dog "Bro-Dog"

>How would you react with other super-powered /co/ users?
I mean, that depends, dude. Like, I could totally see myself chilling with Santa Claus, cause he's fucking cool, but if there were someone else who was mean and selfish, I'd probably not like 'em as much, but leave 'em with there own devices and be chill nonetheless. I just wanna be a good bro who does good things with a dog.

>>88048030
>but he'll wear you down eventually
I have absolute defense, you ain't doing shit to me.

>>88048119
That looks fucking sick

>>88048165

That sounds fun actually anon.

>>88048204

Thanks anon.

>>88048166
>>88048101
>>88045981
>>88045270
>>88045512
These people sound pretty nice. Team-up when?

>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement

So basically I am a reality manipulator?

>Location
Same place I am currently living.

>Name
Paradox.

>Reaction/Motive
Nothing. Just continue to live my life prior to acquisition of powers. Might attempt to apply for a job that I am ill qualified for and somehow successfully get hired and promoted despite have no experiences and qualification in that field.

>>88048267
Do it senpai, there's a team waiting to be forged for the masses.

>>88048168
>Phantasm Manipulation + Wish Granting.

There's gonna be a lot of people you killed wishing for you to have a heart attack.


>>88048166
> Like, I could totally see myself chilling with Santa Claus, cause he's fucking cool.

Hell yeah.

>>88045135
I can shapeshift into shapes. Multiple shapes. I have Geometric Physiology

>>88048382
So theoretically you could turn into a planet and destroy us all.

>>88048336

Alright gonna attempt it.

>>88048166
>"Bro-Man" and I'd call my dog "Bro-Dog"
>I could totally see myself chilling with Santa Claus
> I just wanna be a good bro who does good things with a dog.

You sound like such a fucking bro.

>>88048443
Boi, we gettin' heroes drawn n' shit. This is fun.

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Attacks

Well now I have a reason to get tattoos.

So...any super-catch phrases?

>>88048608
>Ho-Ho-Ho
>You're on the naughty list
>Christmas is coming early this year.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entertainment_Materialization?useskin=oasis

I'd would earn buku bucks under the pseudonym "Concept" by making people's waifus real. My waitlist would probably be fuck huge and NEETs would flock to the US to try to find me. As I am practically a reality warper I'd keep to myself, only coming out to help when a situation gets to be too much for other heroes.

>>88048937
thats arousing

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>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Western_Dragon_Physiology
I'll be worshiper of dragons, fuck you all.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs

I'm pretty horny most of the time so with this I could be pretty powerful. I'd probably stop jacking off so much to build up my lust. I live in Seattle. I think for the most part I'd use my powers for good,but wouldn't be adverse to doling out justice how I see fit. I could see myself using my power for personal gain as well. I'd be up for teaming with others in my area but if any of you fucks tried to take me down I'd destroy you.

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>>88049245
Oh and I'd call myself Incubus and make myself look like a sexy demon.

whoops >>88049389 is >>88049435

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Attacks?useskin=oasis

Street level crimefighter in my city. All fear the Flaming Fist.

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Process shot

Won't ink since I'm running low and need to get more soon. But will def add value.

shit guys, first roll
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Explosion_Inducement

I live a few miles out of DC, so hopefully I don't have an x-men moment of discovering my power by accidentally exploding before I learn to control it or we be FUCKED. also hope I don't get drunk/depressed and decide to burn the nation's capitol to the ground.

I don't even know what kind of non-destructive or heroic applications I could possibly have. it doesn't sound like I can control the size of the explosions very well.

I'll probably go by something like Oppenheimer though, just for pottery

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Alien_Physiology
We Worldbuilder now.

>>88045135
LAMECLOPS COMING THROUGH
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Vision
Lameclops from Straya, unless you got a better name

>>88049841
I use this to propel myself across the ocean but it pollutes the ocean so I'm hated. Once I had a lighter to get heat vision but then I just burnt myself badly.

>>88049841
Duoil

>>88049841
come on man are you even trying?
>Black Gold
>Slick
>Petrol Pete
those ones are free

>>88049884
No, I'm not trying. My creative department is very lacking. I still prefer Lameclops, wearing a shoddy knock off of Cyclops' costume.

>>88049769
here,

>>88049899
you suck. I nuke you out of principle.

>>88049913
Not when I have Anti Nuke Spray.

>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Assimilation
Henceforth I shall be known as Arsenal, Mercenary for Hire!

>>88049884
WAIT FUCK I GOT ANOTHER ONE
>Big Oil

>>88050093
Still Lameclops

>>88050111
How about Fuel-Face?

>>88050118
Doesn't give off the vibe I want it to, Lameclops is just right for now.

>>88050137
Oil-Orifice? Grease-Gaze?

>>88050190
Lameclops

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>>88045270
>>88045512
>>88046590
>>88046633
>>88047044
>>88048101
>>88048119
>>88048165


Stopping here for now. Need sleep. Hopefully thread doesn't die.

>>88050214
Some people just can't be reasoned with. How could your power possibly be lame when you can use it to get filthy rich?

>>88050233
My powers don't work like you think they do

>>88050255
Explain.

>>88050291
I can't just shoot oil down, the stream magically dissappears after I stop shooting it.

>>88050312
Well that is lame. You better find a team to take you in.

>>88050332
I'm a one man act. Lameclops!

>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tectonic_Plate_Manipulation
What can I even do with this

>>88050357
Earth-quakes for one. You fuck up the San Andreas fault if you don't get 100 MILLION DOLLARS!

>>88050371
I wonder how much Texas would pay to be literally separated from the US and Mexico.

Or if Alaska would like to be attached to Washington...

>>88050468
Don't forget: tectonic movement can create mountain ranges.

>>88050476
The mountain just got 100 feet taller.

>>88050525
Or you could push them apart and make mountain ranges disappear, letting clouds and air masses move more freely and eliminating the existence deserts.

>>88050576
That'd cause a lot of harm to the various forms of desert life.

Though I guess any application of my power would cause mass harm to wild life.

>>88050586
Yes. You're literally an apocalyptic threat, and you can blackmail the world.
Hire me as your bodyguard.

>>88050586
Oppenheimer here.

Want to be villains? We're pretty much the apocalypse.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Manipulation

Look at me. I'm Captain Clock now.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer
This power is confusing.

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Huh. Complete control over time, then. Here's hoping I'll get to join Speed-runner's team, or maybe I'm too OP and I'll just pull a dr. Manhattan.

I'm thinking, costume-wise, a Dr-Doom outfit but covered in clocks, and a clock-king style mask. Or maybe just a helmet of pic related.

>>88051715
>>88052025
If I was you, I'd dress in a silly robe like Destiny but instead of being chained to a book I'd have a huge pocket watch.

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>>88052112
But I want to be super deus ex machina and shit, but dressed like an absolute dumbass. See pic related.

>>88052121
I suppose there's a certain charm to being OP and looking like an idiot.
All I've got are guns. Lots of guns.

>>88046590
Do you think I could steal your weapons with>>88049957

>>88052138
Wait, are you Arsenal or Excalibur?

>>88052168
Arsenal.

>>88052188
In that case, I'd say it is very possible. But, you'd probably take parts of Excalibur's body, too. Take his finger guns, he loses his hand, that sort of thing. Real scary to think about, but interesting,

>>88052212
Collecting someone else's bodyparts like that makes me sound like a villain.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imp_Physiology

Seriously? I would be a shortstack comic relief.

>>88052224
In a world of metahumans, neutrality is a sort of villainy.

>>88052240
You could still ruin people's lives.
>>88052246
Then let my theme song be Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

>>88052276
By being mischieful, I guess.

I think I am villain sidekick material.

>>88052283
No, seriously. You could go to an old folk's home or an insane asylum and fuck things up and your victims couldn't do anything but go "it was the Imp!". You've got great horror potential when you think about it.

>>88052276
I want my theme to be A Smaller God.

>>88052291
Oh, whoa... Never thought about that. If well used I could fuck shit up big time.

Driving people insane, inciting riots. The article says that you can switch back to human form... So many possibilities!

>>88052317
You see? You don't need domination of time or the ability to be any holiday figure to be powerful, all you need is confidence and imagination.

>>88052332
And malicious intent.

>>88052343
That's bundled with the imagination.

>>88052332
Thanks, Cap. I think you helped brewing a villain.

>>88052381
Don't mention it. Worst comes to worst, I skip back a few hours. Loving the name, btw.

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>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryokinetic_Constructs?useskin=oasis

So I literally got White Album, alright. I call myself Ice-9, a superspeed skater with the ability to freeze everything around me and pull frozen constructs out of thin air. Also I have insane durability sans a single weakpoint.

Life's good, I mostly use this power to earn money on the side to afford a crosscountry roadtrip with some buddies beating up losers across America.

Pic related for how I would look in costume, except as an autist spic rather than a hipster Italian douche.

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I'm Arsenal, mercenary for hire. I drew this myself.

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>>88052416
Better than what I could do. That gives me an idea, though.

"Barring his time control, Captain Clock is an incompetent fighter, with no weapons training. Then again, he's got all the time in the world to learn..."

What do you think?

>>88052428
Hyperbolic Time-Chamber?

>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul
Interesting. Looks like being a pure good guy isn't a choice but neutrality is still an option (although leaning more towards evil).

I'm guessing I'd go for more of the bargaining type of Demon personality.

Of course I would still be The Revolutianon.

>>88052437
Sort of, but the chamber is everywhere

>>88052456
But would you still age normally? If you revert time back to make yourself younger, do you lose memories? How does this work?

>>88052465
I'm thinking that instead of reverse aging, I would time-travel to my past self and give him he rundown on what will happen, and what I need to do to prepare. Training will only happen if I actually end up doing things.

>>88052482
You honestly expect the little shit that was you in the past to get off his ass and do things?

>>88052514
Maybe. The way I see it, I'm a last resort. I have unlimited time control. I'm king of the fucking world. Or, I would be if I had anything close to ambition.

>>88052548

>>88052412, absolute cryokenesis is decently broken, maybe I can join you in your party of beta world dominators.

>>88052564
Sure. We can be a group of the most OP fuckers who rent an office and play crappy co-op games.

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Manipulation
So, uh, omnipotence, I guess?
I'd just give all my friends health/wealth/happiness/longevity and then go full Molecule Man, hanging out in a parallel dimension with my stuff.

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>>88052584
You can join my group of assholes who play Golden Axe and Portal instead of saving the world

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Labyrinth_Manipulation
Oh my.

>>88052735
Dance, magic dance!

>>88052735
Does that include a spider from mars in your pants?

Bumping, let's make a universe out of this. Anybody writefagging?

>>88052842
I have been known to do so, but I usually write smut about Monster Girls

>>88052962
We can do that too. I'm a spider man, myself.

>>88052983
The idea of people with superpowers deciding to not give a fuck about using them and just fucking monster babes sounds neat, but where does it go from there?

>>88052999
I'm thinking, less "from here", and more "to there". According to OP, we all have superpowers now, no reason given. How do we go from a bunch of nerds to nigh-omnipotent beings renting an office filled with waifus?

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>>88053029
Robbing banks?

>>88053080
Very possibly. You can't catch a robber you never knew was there, because he was there for less than a single unit of time.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Phoenix_Dragon_Physiology

Well that's pretty damn OP.

>>88053365
Name and affiliation?

>>88053080
Not that other anon but I just rolled and got this

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation

Can I join the gang please?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alpha_Reality

Time to make reality great again.

>>88053399
Not until you have a cool name.

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>>88053399
Hell yeah! We can be like the Justice League except generally apathetic and/or incompetent.
Pic related can gen our HQ

>>88053373
Manji ('cuz I'm a weeb like that).

I'd be one of those last recourse heroes who isn't interested in all that heroic and fame bus still doesn't earth to be destroyed type.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_And_Lunar_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

CALL ME SUN, CALL ME MOON, CALL ME POKEMON BECAUSE FUCK IF I KNOW MY NAME YET

YEAH BOOIIIIIIIII

>>88053567
What if you're Korean? You can be Sun gi-Moon or something.

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>>88053416
>>88053447
How does "Lockpick" sound?

Have to work in a supercostume now

>>88053658
>Lockpick
Too obvious. I'd have gone with "Surgat", because that's the demon associated with locks.

>>88053658
I like it. As for a costume, how about a sort of hoodie-thing, but you open it like a trench coat and it's filled with locks and keys.

>>88053677
By the way, are you the cryokinetic guy?

>>88053708
What? No, I'm still Arsenal.

>>88053731
Your name's showing up as anon

>>88053746
Well excuuuuse me, princess.

>>88053767
It sure is boring around here.

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>>88053658
>>88053767
So far, we've got a little squad of heroes. The question is, what do we call ourselves? The League of Incompetents? Pact of Morally-Ambiguous Ne-er-do-wells?

>>88053930
The Offendors.

>>88053939
Who do we offend, though? The JLA?

>>88053939
>>88053952
The Governments of the World?

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>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

The ability to recreate a universe from its beginning state in any way the user wishes. Sub-power of Recreation. Variation of Universe Creation. Not to be confused with Reality Reset.


Kek

>>88053963
Okay, I can work with that.

>>88053952
>>88053963
We defend whoever pays us, and the best defense is a good offence.

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>>88053983
Kek, is that your codename? No matter, your powers are beyond comprehension. Join me and my allegiance of super-humans so that you may best harness your powers for the forces of good

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Entity_Lordship

Well i am fucking God of everything.

I just came up with an idea. If my power is assimilating weapons, what if someone's weapon is their wit? Their intelligence? Can I assimilate that too?

>>88054117
Maybe, but it would probably require them to define it as their weapon though.

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After using the arcane power of a shitty mouse, I've drawn Captain Clock. Gaze upon him and be disappointed!

>>88054209
Needs tick-tock sound effects.

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>>88054209
Should've just stuck with Clock King, but with more clocks.

>>88054238
I don't make tick-tock sounds, I make BWAAAAAAAAAA inception sounds. Or Za Warudo sounds.

>>88050231

Based Metal Master

>>88054262
I think the Za Warudo sound would be the more appropriate one of the two.

>>88054470
Probably. I'm thinking, Za Warudo for time stops, Inception for slow down/speed up, and a tuba for travelling through time.

>>88054514
Perfect.

>>88054538
Now all we have to do is wait for The Metal Master to get back to drawing.

>>88054547
I hope he'll upgrade my initial character design.

>>88054592
Same. Then again, my design is just a guy covered in clocks, wearing a jumpsuit and cape.

>>88052159

Steal? I become the weapons

Let's be friends

>>88054832
What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine.

>>88054832
Okay, but if you end up missing two hands and an elbow, don't say I didn't warn you.

>>88054866

I hate this power already

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soulnado_Generation?useskin=oasis

Able to produce tornados full of souls of the dead. Definitely going to make tornados full of skeletons and dinosaurs. Not sure what I'd call myself. First thought was Necronado but seems a bit cheesy.

>>88054866
>>88054897
Don't worry, if you end up in that situation I'd be willing to cut you a deal...

>>88054914
How about Soulstorm?

>>88054914
>Necronado
And the problem with that being cheesy is...

>>88054928
This is the 90's man, we gotta be cool and edgy.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation
>User can control/manipulate the samsara: the wheel/cycle of life: cycle of birth, life, death, rebirth and the effects time has on living beings. Making the old young and young old, healing others, killing others and even changing their own life.
>can also bring people back from the dead

I like the name Samsara. Who want's a god like me on their team? I'll reward you with eternal youth.

>>88054937
I dunno, I'm right out of the 50's.

>>88054937
Oh yeah, in that case Soulstorm isn't enough he needs to have an edgy nickname as well like:
>Soulstorm the Annihilator
or
>Soulstorm the Devastator

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>Icon Physiology

>>88054970
Soulstorm Necrosphere?

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>>88054917

I smell a scam coming a mile away, but it's too enticing to say no

But what if I can turn into the Master Sword or a Keyblade and slay you?

>>88054985
That would be his hideout

>>88054970
>>88054985
Soulstorm the Typhoon of Torment.

>>88054928
You're right, Necronado it is.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predator_Instinct

I can't imagine this being useful...

>>88054993
That would depend on the deal now, wouldn't it...

>>88055018
Okay, so, do you live in The Typhoon of Torment or the Soulstorm Necrosphere?

For anybody who has lame powers, know that the wiki never specified that you can't be conceptual about how you use them

DON'T GIVE UP HOPE

>>88055034
Obviously the Soulstorm Necrosphere is located within the Typhoon of Torment.

>>88055039
One time, I motivated a guy with imp powers into becoming a menace to society and the elderly.
>>88055029
Wait, I thought your power was soul changing? Can you do Faustian bargains, too?

>>88055060
>I motivated
No you didn't, I did. Civil War now, bitch. Meet me at the parking lot.

>>88055060
So long as those bargains involve demonic elements.

For reference my power is:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demon_Soul

>>88055077
I'll do you one better, I'll meet you at the place that used to be that parking lot, 50 years ago! Now that you'll be not even concieved, I'll have the advantage!

>>88055034
Definitely Soulstorm Necrosphere

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>>88055077
I'm sorry, Arsenal. But as leader of the allegiance of super-humans, I am going to have to bring you in for inciting violence between you and Captain Clock. It's for your own good.
>>88055106
Captain Clock, you too are inciting violence among your peers. A man of your power cannot go unsupervised any longer

>>88055136
Who died and made you boss anyway? When has the speedster ever been the leader of anything?

>>88055136
But....What if I go back to 5 minutes ago and reverse the situation? And unsupervised? That's Arsenal's job.

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>>88055029

The moment I get critically injured, you got yourself a god damn deal

>>88055194
Gooooood....

Now to deal with these two
>>88055161
>>88055152

>>88055218
Oh come on, what did I do?

>>88055268
Tried to hog glory.

>>88055268
I can't remember anything in particular...
Which is exactly why you're suspicious!

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>>88055161
I'm literal speed embodiment. No matter how far you go back or forward in time, my powers trump yours. Not like it matters, as if you did go back in time to undo your actions we wouldn't be having this conversation right now
>>88055152
While it may be true my position is self-appointed, my powers make me more than qualified to act as leader. Or would you rather take up all of the responsibilities that come with leading a squadron of super-humans?
>>88055218
>>88055268
>>88055289
>>88055292
Enough of this! All you do is bicker! Don't you realize the scope of your powers and the amazing good you could achieve with them?

If I became a supervillain, would Muramasa be a good name?

>>88055303
GOOD! All you talk about is GOOD! What's in it for me!

>>88055289
Look, one of us intentionally created a supervillain. At this point, we should be trying to distance ourselves from this before SpeedRunner finds out.
>>88055303
But Speedrunner, Why fight for good and justice when you can summon future-waifus and play crappy arcade games?

>>88055315
Yes

>>88053579
SUN KI MOON
IN THE BUILDING

ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMAT BAN KI MOON

>>88055346
>>88055289
Arsenal, I accidentally a supervillain.

>>88055303
I'm not a leader, I'm a gun for hire. Or more like "hire me and you get all the guns". I don't need to lead. I don't need a team either, I can make all the money on my own!
I'm going to go fight Somalian pirates now! Wait for the first issue of my solo run January 12th!

>>88055346
>>88055361
*sigh*, let me sort this.

>>88055346
Now, do you want that annoying Speed Runner to keep on popping in your life and ruining all of your plans for the future?

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This thread is now Coon & Friends vs Freedom Pals.

>>88055423
No, it's SpeedRunner& Associates v. Speedrunner& Associates.
If only Metal Master were here, he could fix this.

>>88055423

What side are you on, anon?

>>88055446
Well I do ship Creek, which ones here are the gay couple?

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>>88055318
Your reality is in peril! Everything you've ever known and loved will be destroyed, every atom ripped from existence leaving nothing but a pure void of the absolute nothingness!
>>88055332
You... You aren't serious
>>88055375
And as for you, I don't even know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
>>88055364
Alright, after seeing the standards set up by your peers as for what passes for a hero these days, I am willing to pay you however much you want if you swear to join me and my allegiance to forever fight against the forces of injustice

>>88050231
Pretty fucking good senpai.

>>88055467
I am absolutely serious! I can stop time and have literally forever to enjoy myself!

>>88055474
Oh thank God, Santa's here. Santa, Speedrunner is being mean.

>>88055443
But when we needed him most, he disappeared?

>>88055467
Says you, Jerk-Runner!

>>88055467
I want 1 million dollars a year for the rest of my life, no matter how long my life turns out to be.

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All in favor of Santa or Metal Master as team leader say "Aye"

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>>88055525
What kind of wages are they offering?

>>88055525
Well, Speedrunner is competent, but he's also the only one who actually seems to care about justice. Hmmmmm

>>88055525
Would either be willing to cut a deal?

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>>88055491
I... You can't be... No human being can honestly be so selfish! You could use your powers for such great good, and here you are living out the most perverse of fantasies!
>>88055493
Is this what you want to do with your life? Sit around and call each other names? In the time it took me to type this sentence, I've already stopped 20 different bank robbers and prevented several major forest fires!
>>88055519
Deal.
>>88055525
This is ridiculous! I am clearly the most qualified member, and I'm the only one here who seems serious about leading this team! Hell, I'm the one who formed the team in the first place!

>>88053029
Could be a freakazoid type deal. Or maybe some kind of multiversal rift that /co/ had the same frequency of. Basically

>Comic science, I aint gotta explain shit.

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>>88055556

I have the sneaking suspicion that Speedrunner will kill us all if he finds out he wasn't elected team leader

>>88055556
>>88055582
*psssst* Captain Clock can you go back in time and do something?

>>88055605
pffft, He's far too "goody goody" to do that.

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>>88048305
I'm down for joining a team. Have a workshop full of Elves and everything.

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>>88055605
I am many things, Excalibur, but most of all I am a proud supporter of democracy. I stand by whoever my peers vote for, no matter who that may be

>>88055582
Listen SpeedRunner, what I and waifu-chan do are our own business, so long as the time is stopped. Which is forever, and also never.
>>88055605
Meh, big deal. Worst comes to worst, I go back to his mother's pregnancy and kick her down the stairs.

>>88055636

So what's this deal you were talking about?

>>88055636
I would, but I don't know if I already have. I don't think anyone here knows how paradoxes work.

>>88055491
>>88055582
Both of you stop acting like children or you're getting nothing for Christmas!

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>>88055661
That depends friend can I call you friend, what do you need.

>>88055675
Shame, to think I was going to offer to morph into a Succubus in return...

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>>88055711
Jokes on you, I'm Jewish.
>>88055724
Jokes on you, I'm into eel-women.

>>88055747
Whatever happened to you liking spiders? I don't trust you at all.

>>88055747
Well, I would of never known. You have excellent taste.

>>88055724

I....I need an extra roll, anon. J-Just a peak at what could have been

I want to see my days of future past

>>88055747
Jokes on you, my power is to have the power of every Holiday entity! No religion is safe!

>>88055771
A man who has access to the future has a wide variety of waifus.
>>88055777
Why thank you
>>88055782
Jokes on you, Herschell the Hanukkah Goblin doesn't exist!

>>88055803
>wide variety of waifus
Then you don't have a waifu at all! You're just a slut! A sluuuut!

>>88055835
I am not a sloot! I have Eel-chan, and I have childhood-in-the-future fried Spider-chan!

>>88055779
So you want to see an alternate timeline? That's going to cost you quite a bit - and I don't think you can afford it...

>>88055803
Well I also have the power of wish granting. So I could just find someone you wishes you'd celebrate Christmas then refuse to get you anything.

>>88055863
Your mind has been addled. It's TIME to stop.

>>88055835
>>88055863
>>88055882
Guys, stop before Speed-Runner hears you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDmL1vl4H58&list=PLQQu5ilfSNv8aZGoGi7VqfNgC8MZucdAE&index=2

>>88055877
Aw man.
>>88055882
That "fried" was not a typo. Spider-chan has been fried and eaten. There's a food shortage in the future, and non-used waifus are used as food. She tasted game-y
>>88055895
Oh come on, what's he going to do? Preach morals at us?

Whoops, wrong thread. Sorry guys

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>>88055915
>eating potential waifus
That's it, you're done.

>>88055915
Yes and it's starting to attract the attention of the Man Upstairs - I DON'T WANT ATTENTION FROM THE MAN UPSTAIRS!!!!

>>88055927
Come at me, Mr. "I live in a linear time-space continuum"!

>>88055932
Who?

>>88055938
You know, Him...

>>88055875

No, more like the possibility of a different power

Let me roll so I can see if it's worth the risk

>>88055952
Ben Garrison?

>>88055938
Time manipulation didn't save Guldo, it didn't save Dio, it didn't save Kira, it didn't save Pucci, and it won't save YOU.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Reality_Manipulation
>I don't have dreams when i sleep

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
...This is awkward.

>>88055965
They had limiters. Holding breath, only a certain amount of time within stopped time. I have lived with Eel-chan for the past 3.7 million years.
And just for disrespecting Guldo, I'll travel back in time and take your favorite action figure to Somalia!

>>88055962
Not him, the other Him...

>>88055953
I'll give you a roll, but you'll have to owe me later.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Don't... tell... anyone!

>>88056001
uhh....Kelly?

I have no clue who join in this civil war.

>>88056023
No! The "G" man.

>>88056030
Flip between sides. It's what I've been doing

>>88056049
Uhhh....The guy who makes Assi"G"ned male?

>>88045135
Subterranean Mode
>The power to go into a mode best suited for subterranean environments. Variation of Mode Switching.

>>88055993
>Arsenal #1
>For unclear reasons, the deranged mercenary's favorite action figure (Man of Miracles by MaFarlane Toys) has ended up in the clutches of Somalian pirates
>Now the man with ALL THE FIREPOWER takes on the Coon Corsairs
Okay then.

>>88056069
No, the one who disapprove of Assi"G"ed male...

>>88055981
>>88055992
>>88056085
So what are you guys called?
And are you willing to sell your eternal souls for a second chance?

>>88056090
Okay, how about I speed up time in the area surrounding your 7th birthday cake, causing it to rot and stink up the house for a few hours!

>>88056124
Can't talk, hanging pirates.

>>88056097

I guess I also have to sell my soul for a second chance?

>>88056097
i have no fucking idea, Kinkmaster?

Do you want a soul of someone who calls himself trash?

>>88056153
Listen, he wants everyone's souls. I think he's selling them to Necronado.

>>88056144
Oh no! I have other plans for you...

>>88056153
It works.
Don't ask about the souls, that's private

>>88056177

Well this is a toughy: Be Arsenal's bitch or be Revolutianon's bitch

>>88056221
Alternatively, toss me a toenail-knife so I can cut open Arsenals' water bed from when he was in college.

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>>88056221
If you're gonna be my bitch then hurry it up, I need to get going already.

>>88056221
I reward my servants well.

>>88045135
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probabilistic_Equilibrium
So i'm an inestable reality warper?

>Where are you located?
Santiago, Chile. I like it here

>What do you call yourself?
The Coin

>How do you react to them?
I'm pretty useless as a Super Hero, but can help with some things, i guess

>>88056272

You drive a hard bargain. IT'S TIME TO REROLL

>>88056177
I want to be nice and know that you're using low-quality soul.
I am not even sure what I can do with my current powers. Technically I do, but I have moral compass that stops me.

>>88056299
And the world waits with baited breath...

>>88056274
Othinus is pretty cute but this ability doesn't make sense to me.

>>88056304
You "The Coin"?

Anyway, here you go: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Mimicry

Welp, I hope this was worth it

Sorry for the tumblr post, btw

>>88056401
You lost being a living weapon, but you gained being a living thunderbolt. Seems like a fair trade to me.

>>88056353
No, I was the anon that rolled Sex Magi-
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Augmentation
Well, that's better.

New name? Hell if I know. I could just go with something simple like Breeze.

somewhere somewhere in the poland

>>88056427

True, but now I have to go out and buy a toenail knife

>>88056427
>>88056401
And free electricity for The Offenders!

>>88056456
I think it's less Live Wire, and more Red Hot Chili Pepper.
>>88056449
Alright! Time to ruin the night that Arsenal got laid!

>>88056456
Offendors. With an o.

>>88056469
>that night that Arsenal got laid
Poor bastard, now you're lost in a completely alternate timeline.

Good night all you crazy motherfuckers!

>>88045135
> everyone using /co/ gets a power

I don't want to live in a world where the guy who thinks batman should rape has powers

>>88056469
Can I come along?

>>88056473
>Arsenal, The Man with Limitless Weaponry #2
10 years ago, Arsenal brings home a lady-friend, only to find that his water-bed has been torn apart! The night is ruined.

>>88056401

I only just realized this guy has a chain on his neck

I've made a grave mistake

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>>88056097
No thank you, i already sold my soul.
Call meDeath 13

>>88056507
Sorry, It already happened.
>>88056516
Alternatively, you are now the fanservice
>>88056496
Woohoo! I win the Civil War!

>>88056502

If you roll right, you can change this reality

>>88056516
Trust me, You'll be fine!

>>88056551
Shame, congrats on winning the Civil War though. I was "on" your side aaaalllll along.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

Well, this is just fascinating. I'll be an amazing addition to any team! I just need to spend a couple hundred years learning the skills necessary first.

>>88056587
I know you were. You seem trustworthy. Now, then, onto the elephant in the room.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE METAL MASTER

>>88045135
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concrete_Manipulation

Whelp, gonna have to say I'll be staying right in the city where I am. I'll call myself CreteWorks. Probably build reasonable small homes for people that actually need them, not so much the wastes of life but the ones that are actually trying to get somewhere. I'd also make a killing in construction. As well as stopping crimes the cops can't take on too easily.

>>88056621
Okay, we have a morality:Good Clayface
>>88056617
And somebody who could sure benefit from some personalized time-skips!

>>88056620
>Offendor Civil War: Aftermath! #1
>With the "super"human civil war over, the winners are left with one question - where is Metal Master?!

>>88056661
He's the leader we need, unlike Mr. "I'm the only who stepped up" Speedrunner.

>>88056685
Agreed!

>>88056709
Well, I'm going back to the future. Here's hoping my meddling with the past hasn't made things worse.

okay i guess i can stop hurricanes from occuring

what else, revoanon

>>88056659
Thanks for the offer Captain Clock! I guess i'll call myself Mr. Never Die.

>>88056746
...or you can start them. But don't let Speed-Runner find out

>>88050231
wow mate

~speed guy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wax_Armor?useskin=oasis

I'm fucking worthless

>>88056776
>Someone wants to be next Hitler?
>Drop a hurricane on their head!
>Want to fly somewhere?
>WINDY POWERS ACTIVATED
>This coffee is too hot?
>blow the fuck out of it
suddenly i have a surge of ideas

>>88056817
You can always reroll for a price...

>>88056776
Revolutianon, we have a problem. Turns out that the Somalis I gave Arsenals' action figure too worshipped it as a god, and when he purged most of them they viewed as an act of war. There's now a three-war war between the Collective states of Northern Africa, All of Russia, and exclusively Ontario, Canada.

I don't know how to fix this.

>THE OFFENDORS-Volume 2
> The Irrelevant Cataclysm

>>88056817

Shhhh, don't let Revolutianon find out, you'll only make him more powerful

>>88056817
I've read One Piece, that shit is like steel.

>>88056869
I'm staying out of this...

>>88056877
Too late!

>>88056097
Hey, if you wanna fuck with Revolutianon, just come to me after you sell your soul and wish for it back.

>>88056926
It's happening 3800 years in the future, hence "irrelevant" cataclysm, but I still think we ought to be concerned. In the future, all three factions have nukes. 2 each.

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A thought occurs: Is Revolutianon gonna be our first supervillain? If so, does that mean I have to fight for you? What happens if you die?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Generation

I'm a fucking battery and I'm 100% sure people would use me involuntarily. Gay.

What are the two sides of the Civil War again, I wasn't paying attention.

>>88056976
inb4 someone rolls soul stealing and steals Revolutianon's supply

>>88056976
No, our first villain was The End. >>88047973

>>88056983
It was Me+Revolutianon+Necronado vs. Arsenal and I think SpeedRunner. Neither of them are here, so we're declaring ourselves the winners.

>>88056961
Wait... 3800 years in the future! That was my favourite holiday destination! How dare you!

>>88057022
This is correct (still unsure on Speedrunner)

>>88056659
Morality: Good Clayface
I will accept that. Except I think I'm not concrete myself? I'm still squishy I bet. Maybe I'll just call myself UberTrump and actually build that wall that we all know will never actually happen.

>>88056983
I'm not on anyone's side but I'll bring snacks.

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>>88057006
I already have it. Holiday powers are OP.

>>88057009

The absolute madman!

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>>88057022
Who's to say I'm not on Arsenal's side?

>>88057037
It's Somalia, Ontario, And Russia. I think your summer home is okay. Worst comes to worst, I Einstein's mother.

>>88057043
Does that mean Revolutianon was BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY

>>88057043

This is why Santa needs to be team leader. He was in the center of the drawing for a reason

>>88057074
Uh.......These 4th milennium cookies?

>>88057074
Let's just say that Arsenal was a very naughty boy.

>>88056961
Eh, why not, I'll tag along.

>>88057106
Okay, Go kill all the Chinese, then use their souls to kill all the Russians. Things ought to be okay from there.

>>88057086
They'd have to get use to the cold. My base is kinda in the North Pole.

>>88057101
Shit....


>>88057097
Double shit, who told you about my one weakness?!?