Joker offers you a cool $100 to be a look out on his next job

Yes, then hope Batman shows up.

i would respectfully decline as I have a prior engagement that day, but I would highly recommend my associate, Matches Malone

>>88043774
Depends, how much is $100 in smackaroos?

Can i lick cake off harley's feet?

This is important, Mr. Joker, Sir.

>>88043839
bout tree fiddy

>>88043815
So he can chase you back to your house and beat you up in front of your wife and child?

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>>88044034
>Batman i-i didn't really want to, please don't hurt me, i will stand quietly here, look, i have no guns
>He is Joker if i woulnd't have accepted it he would have killed me
>Bats, i have wife and kids, please.

>I trust u rndm guy, would you like to join the bat family?

>BatFag Begins

I think Bats is an understanding person

>>88044375
Fucking this. If you don't even try and fight and just bitch out, this is a really easy thing to explain to Batman. Hell, worst case scenario, this is an easy thing to explain to the police.

"For only a hundred bucks? What are you, crazy?"

>>88043774
Do it, then tip off the Bat through Gordon. Wife and kids might be slaughtered by the Joker, in which case I'd push to join the BatFam.

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>>88045631
Guess you know what comes next, tripfag.

>>88043774
For a bank heist,sure but if he plans to bring you to any factory in gotham you're pretty much fucked.

>>88043774
Why would the Joker kill you? He doesn't just kill people at random, only when it's funny.

>>88046377
He would think that's funny. His sense of humor is terrible.

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I guess I'd rather take a hit from the bat then fuck with the joker

>>88043774
>Joker offers you a cool $100

Jeeesus fuck, so much can go wrong and you just can't say no...

I don't know, I probably would but I would be pissing my pants and thinking about runing even without the money if I have to.

Hell, getting the money and my life would be a fucking surprise, any of them

>>88043839

25 shmeckels

>>88043774
Make it $200 and you got a deal. What? I got bills to pay man.