Meanwhile, at the Hall of Doom!
>>88043472
Suck it fags, Hall of Justice got a live action shot!
>"Alright, you fools. Luthor is on Holiday, so I’ve taken charge of this week’s meeting. First off, I want battle plans from all of you so that we may besiege Castle Greyskull posthaste! Secondly…Regarding Secret Santa. Dose anyone want to trade? I was given Mumm-ra, and I refuse to give that Toliet paper wrapped Jackass anything.
>>88043497
alright you clods! behold your new leader
>>88043619
>"Quiet, fool! We are discussing Secret Santa! Take your insignificant gems out of here! Yout greatest foe is a fat pre-teen child! How can you call yourself evil!"
>>88043472
N-Now you listen here you damn...you damn dirty scum. I came here to get some sweet China and chew on raspberry flavored bubble gum. And I'm all out of raspberry flavored bubble gum.
This seems relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQx-UWQcqpw
>>88043763
>"Who let the Grand Autismo in here?! Begone! And take your abominable OCs with you!"
>>88043840
I'll never let you stop my love quest! Except during the stone age!
>>88043892
>"Oh, yes. Stopping a thirty-something year old man child from finding female companionship using Sonic OCs are on TOP of our priorities list...You know what a Self-Defeating Prophecy is? That's you...Anyway....really guys...I'll literally take anyone else for Secret Santa....Just not Mumm-Ra"
>>88044019
You're on air, Skeletor.
>>88044019
Now you- now you forget you silly bones! You're just a skeleton! Meaning you don't have a pickle! And if you don't have a pickle, then you have a China. Now you- now you get here.
>>88044160
>"You mean to tell me only the autistic ham sculptor was the only one able to hear me?! Gah, I hate this base so much! Anyway! Really guys...I will trade for anyone other than Mumm-Ra. Anyone at all.."
>>88044207
>"Wait...what? Gah! No! Someone get the retarded Pillsbury Dough boy off me!
itt: autism
>>88044289
Usually Skeletor has a bone to pick with us, but it seems this time Chris-chan has a bone to pick YOU with!
>>88044479
>"Really people! Who leaves the door open!"
>>88044289
It's uh, it's too late. It seems I have already released my dear Crystal into you.
I suggest Scarab takes Mumm-Ra. They have a lot in common.
i sure hope one of you clods got me some kind of limb enhancer, these stumpy natural ones are very lacking
Is this the ERP thread?
>>88043472
Hall of Doom? Can anyone here direct me to the Legion of Doom, I have an actual supervillian meet-up to attend.
>>88043472
[muffled, from a distance]
"WE'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER!"
All Right!
I'M HERE AND I'M GONNA SET THINGS STRAIGHT!
Skeletor! Get your bony ass up and prepare some weapons!
Chris Chan, I need you to mace some gamestop employees to distract the police!
Peridot,Go sit on that pillow over there and look cute, I've got a plan for your green alien butt later!
So I noticed our membership was a little sparse, so I invited a friend of mine to join the Hall of Doom...
>>88046889
Hello everybody, did you know I use to be Ra's Al Titty Fucking Ghul?
>>88046889
Ok, I know you, You're the fast guy right? Well get us some food and be quick about it, Skeletor, Peri, what do you want? I could go for a nice cheeseburger.
We'll put it on Luthor's tab.
>>88043472
So, like, which swamp is this? The bayou, Okeefenokee, Everglades?
>>88046586
Worry not fellow evildoer! Mumm-ra is here in your most desperate time of need!
>>88047011
I could go for a Chicken leg.
>>88047106
Oh we were just talking about you
>>88047106
The fuck man, I literally have one job and you have to steal even that?
>>88047184
Speaking of which. I may have- I may have sprung a leak again. Can you take care of my, er, doodey mess?
>>88047011
Don't call anybody!
>>88043693
>seriously implying that yours is any better
He's a half-naked muscleman, just set up a pit trap in the middle of one of his patrols or something.
I dont recall inviting any gems to this meeting...
>>88043472
Legion of Doom.
Idiot.
>Dr. Nefarious steals control from Grodd by turning him into a robot.
>Then Lex Luthor comes back and takes control.
>Now Skeletor is calling the shot.
Well shit, this is getting awkward.
At least this isn't hurting my escort business, my Gems are doing a fine-ass job of making sure my customers leave happy.
>>88046361
HOLY SHIT, IT'S A STRAF-
No wait, it's just a Peridot Gem. What's your facet number? I think one of my girls knows you or some shit like that.
>>88047639
Well I don't see Steven pushing the moon or fighting Superman anytime soon nigga.
>>88050571
That's because he's a 14-year old human/Gem hybrid, the human part of his being is restricting the Gem half of him from properly awakening.
At least that's what I saw when peered into his heart, a bit too bright for my tastes but my kin MIGHT take some interest in him in the future.
>>88050571
checkmate athiest