How would he deal with Damian Wayne?

>>88032310
It was the 60s, so, probably lots of spanking.

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>>88032310
Well, Talia has shown up in the most recent Batman '66 crossover so...
>knocks up Talia in the late 60s
>Damian is a little shit in the 70s, goes through a teen movie phase in the 80s
>Takes up his father's mantle as the edgelord Batman of the 90s

This needs to happen.

>>88032310

He would have hit Damian with the bat child rearing spray that would make him less of a shit.

>>88032310
He could have had bat-condoms to prevent pregnancy and enhance her pleasure.

>>88033270

I really want Adam West 80s DKR with Damian Wayne now. Would buy that digital series

>>88033465
>"Robin, as unmarried individuals its important we practice safe sex
>Holy Latex contraceptive batman!
>Thats right, designed to make sure we stay safe from STDs and unwanted pregnancy, chum

He´d spank the shit out of him with his utility belt's "belt for correcting misbehavior"

>>88033741
or just use rude kid repellant

>>88033996
He doesn´t want him to go away, though; he wants him to be a proper son

>>88034093
rude kid correction spray then?

>>88033270
but batman is too smart for accidental pregnancies

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>>88034226
She slipped him a roofie. And don't come back with some "I didn't watch the show but I know le epic meme about 60s Batgod" shit, that happened to Adam West too. In the FIRST FUCKIN' EPISODE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsYA8Gr5NTY

>>88034203
That would work. I prefer to refer to that as "beating discipline into your kid", but spray works too.

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>>88034341
Oh, right. I remember when Batman was raped and nobody in social media have a shit about that. But hey, the Joker being the Joker towards Batgirl in a comicbook cover? That's unacceptable!

>>88034341
yeah but 66 batman dont fall for the same trick twice

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>>88034203
pic related

>>88034506
People who bitch about that don't read comic books. If they did, they'd realize that covers never accurately depict the content anymore.

>>88035592
They never really did. I´ve lost count of the amount of times we see the main character die in a cover killed by the new villain who, in the story proper, they easily dispatch.

>>88032310
Can a child like Damien be rehabilitated with the Bat-Tusi?
And if so, would he be able to adjust to '60s life as expected, or would he use his keen insight and assassin skills for wacky hijinx under Batman's nose?
My answer relies on these quesitons.

>>88033465
>>88033661
>Batman having premarital sex
Don't try to ruin a good character with your garbage fanfics.

>>88034341
is she an anime

Man, I wish 60s Batman could replace current.

>>88036862
As opposed to the possible implication that Batman and Robin spitroasted Talia?
If Damian still happened after that the implication behind Damian getting along well with Dick is that Dick might actually be the real father.

>>88034341
>She slipped him a roofie.

Pretty sure that's a shitty retcon.

>>88037109
Or Batman married Talia after reforming her. Then we have a Daddy Batman sitcom.

>>88037109
>As opposed to the possible implication that Batman and Robin spitroasted Talia?

Given the stories about West and Ward during that time that is honestly the most likely outcome.

>>88037838
...elaborate on this?

>>88037917
I know Ward was infamous for using his fame as Robin to sleep with women.

>>88038078
Wasn't the giant dong enough?

>>88038078
Would that make him more or less in character?

>>88038576

More.

>>88038078
>>88037838

Best story is West and Frank Gorshin getting thrown out of an orgy because they kept making puns

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>>88032310
Somedays you just can't get rid of a kid...

>>88038616
Making puns at each other in character, mind you.

>>88038576
Dick Grayson is a massive man-whore. So more.

>>88038662
>They're double-ending one girl making puns
>Girl is just so done with this, rolling her eyes
>One funny one has her laughing as she sucks on West's dick
>Organizer tells them both to leave because people can't concentrate on fucking because they're paying attention for the next zinger

>>88032310
His Anti-Brat Bat Spray from his utility belt, my good chum.

Obviously Batman would be in such total denial of the validity that it would create a hijinks ensue situation.

Alfred Pennyworth: Master Wayne, your son.
Batman: Yes, of course Alfred, as are ALL the boys of Gotham. As their fatherly protector it is my duty, no, CALLING to protect them from the nefarious schemes of the criminals of this city. For we were all boys once, looking up to our fathers for advice and protection.
Alfred Pennyworth:No sir, I mean that this boy is your heir apparent.
Batman: Right again chum! They will inherit this fair city from this generation of adults, and we must do right by them as the custodians of their future. We must continue to build and improve all of its facets like a shining diamond so that it shines bright to better light the way into the future.
Alfred Pennyworth: No sir, you are the SIRE of this boy.
Batman: Right, I... think I hear the Bat-phone.

>>88041433
interesting, what if he briefly married her?

>>88045279
Bruce marries Tallia. She dies after Damian is born. 60's Batman would never get divorced. Widower Batman retires after reforming the vast majority of his rogues gallery. Then we get Holy Dick Bats. Damien, as Bruce's son picks up justice without trouble. He becomes the new boy wonder, but has to constantly be reminded to stay good. I have no clue how barbra fits into this.

>>88032310
>How would he deal with Damian Wayne?
In about a single episode.

>>88045279
What kind of marriage ceremony would an al Ghul observe? Al Ghul doesn't SOUND like a Christian name, but I can't imagine Ra's believes in any (benevolent) God.

>>88045598
Orthodox. She's the daughter of Comrade Al Ghul from some pinko country.

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>>88045509
I came in here for something like this
Adam West-style Damian Wayne would basically be the "Batman and Robin II" imaginary stories from the 50s

>>88045773
Alls I know is, '66 Ra's al Ghul would totally be played by Special Guest Villain Christopher Lee.

>>88046196
I have this weird memory of "Special Guest Villain: Paul Lynde as The Scoutmaster" or some such... I truly hope it was not some stupidity that I dreamed up.

>>88045979
Holy Alanis, Batman. That isn't irony.

>>88045979
ginger, robin 2

those lazy slackers on the wiki forgot robin 2