So this woman is definitely fucking insane right?

>>88025319
Imagine how much more controversial it would be if it was about a female animal and a male human.

The whole fucking movie is nonsensical and insane.

That said, I'd definitely be interested in a serious sci fi with the premise of humanity's reaction to the emergence or discovery of an additional civilized or sapient terrestrial species besides ourselves.

>>88025319
she has extreme levels of white guilt

Absolutely
>a yellow and white stripped dress
Only the criminally insane would wear something that ugly.

>>88025319
But it's hip to fuck bees in modern society

I mean come on, it's the current year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>88025319
You better bee-lieve it.

>>88025345
Sounds like a lot of waifu-anime plot lines, honestly.

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>>88025405
Proud of yourself?

>>88025319
>this movie is only 12 minutes long of you take out the bees.

>>88025732
>Cars is 0 minutes long if you take out the cars

What is the joke of these memes, exactly. If you take out the Bees in BEE MOVIE there's no movie? No shit. Shrek memes are better.

>>88025319
Didn't she have a husband?

Imagine being cucked by a fucking bumblebee.

>>88025752
I much prefer "Bee Movie if you sped up the speed every time the word 'bee' was said."

>>88025759
And a female bumblebee at that.

>>88025759
What's fucked up is that the husband had a deadly bee allergy but somehow the movie still wants you to think he's a dick when he tried to kill a bee.

>>88025319

she's fucking a bee

>>88025689
Who put a bee in your bonnet?

>>88025759
>>88025805
She had a boyfriend not a husband. But the cuckolding was profound nonetheless.

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>>88025352
>The whole fucking movie is nonsensical and insane.
Honestly, I can only imagine how the pitch for this went, with Jerry Seinfeld talking about a generic movie about a Bee who gets out of the beehive for the first time. Regular stuff, the execs love its genericness. Then Jerry continues with a safe twist: he meets and befriends a human woman. Executives are shaking their heads. Jerry jokes about the Bee and the human woman being so close it destroys her marriage, and the whole room laughs. Then Jerry waits for everyone to calm down and says "... yeah but what if THAT'S what happens?"
The suits are weirded out, but some of them are still laughing. They gesture a "why not" with their shoulders. After all it sounds funny. Then Jerry continues, talking about the main conflict, and how his Bee self discovers human are selling honey and is upset by it. "How is he supposed to resolve it? He's a silly bee" he says "is he going to sue someone? Yeah, imagine that." As execs are snickering, he clicks on his presentation to show the next slide of his presentation. Is a little Jerry Seinfeld bee with a suitcase, sitting in a tiny desk over a regular desk on court. "...So, he eventually wins the case and the bees get compensation" he says, and as the suits think he's finished and are preparing for an applause, Jerry makes them stop on their tracks: "That would kill all the flowers however". One of the execs produces a small gasp. "That is when Bee-me has to fly a plane to California in order to take the last living flowers to get pollen and revive nature".
Jerry drops his mic. Extends his arms to the sky, all while receiving astounding applause, and gets showered by flowers and cum.

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>>88025893

I think the whole pitch went a bit more like this:

>I'm Jerry Fucking Seinfeld and I could literally make a billion dollars off anything
>How about 2 strait hours of bee puns
>Get me a script by tomorrow and lets make a billion dollars

>>88025989
I like my version better

>>88025821
Let's bee serious.

The movie was way too goddamn long. There´'s one of those meme edits on youtube named "all of Bee Movie but without the bees" where every single scene that shows a bee is removed. It's about 20 or so minutes but it still manages to have several plots in that span of time.

- bee wants to be something more and leaves hive
- conflict is created between couple because of bee
- bee takes entire human race to court (represented by three American honey producers)
- bee wins and all the honey is put back into the hives, destroying bee culture
- all the flowers die and the bee has to find out how to fix it
- bee and his human slut breaks into ultrasafe californian flower garden and steals a flower float
- the bee's slut lands a plane about to crash after being hit by lightning
- the bee's slut and her former boyfriend try to get together and the boyfriend and bee fights for 40+ minutes
- flowers are returned to nature and bees decide to sell their own honey to make money they have no use for, effectively tanking the economy because it all goes to a huge bee account they never touch

There's probably more fucking plotslines I forgot.

>>88025989
>a bee-llion dollars

>>88025319
she's definitely fucking A Bee

>>88025319
Beetches and whores.

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>>88025352
There's a graphic novel named "Elmer" where chickens have become part of civilization, causing a great distress over what used to be the poultry industry.

>>88025319
>So this woman is definitely fucking insane

No, she was actually fucking a bee.

>>88026301
No she wasn't, she was fucking with the bee.

>>88025345
Not at all?

>>88025319
She's pretty hot. Any good porn of her?

>>88025319
I've never seen this movie, so I don't know what the buzz is about. Are they basically banning humans from ever using honey again at the end of it? Because I saw a gif of Winnie the Pooh about to get sniped.

>>88025764
>sped up the speed

>>88025319
What's with the sudden Bee Movie threads and memes lately?

I know it's been always a meme but it revived and now I see it everywhere.

>>88025319
As a 10 year old kid I thought she was insane. But I've seen more weird and disgusting hook ups and shit than this so I'm not even affected anymore

Do you think she paints her pussy like a flower to get him to fuck her?

>>88026612
A guy read the entire script and put his reading on youtube, and another guy put a video on youtube where every time they say the word "bee" the speed increases making the movie only 14 minutes long

>>88026542
Yes. The funny bit is that humans are suddenly realizing that Bees can talk.

>>88026526
No sadly
I really would wish we could get some lewds of her with the bee

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>>88026299
seems familiar

>>88026659
It's actually around 7-8 minutes.

>>88026710
What are you talking about, that's an ordinary cowboy.

>>88026685
Fuck that shit, I want the same generic black and white dicks pounding her from every hole while the bee watches.

>>88026101
It's honestly fine up until the beextinction being fixed by an "exciting" action sequence with a plane. They thought they needed an action-y finale for the dumb kids movie and just slapped that shit in.

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>>88025989
This is starting to sound like the weirdest episode of Seinfeld.

>>88026101
I think you're forgetting the most important part, which is that Beekeepers really hate bees. I mean all they talk about is how shit bees are and how great it is to steal their honey.

>>88025345
Not as much as a human and a jew

>>88026842
Remember when trolling took effort?

>The ATF turns into the ATFH and goes on a doggo hunt for people eating honey
My sides

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>>88026710
Chicken George is superior.

>>88025352
Read Duncan The Wonder Dog

>>88025319
if that is true, I wish I was insane.

>>88026909
I don't

>>88026301
>>88026332

Friendly reminder that all worker bees (like the main protag of the movie) are female.