>arrested for ruining christmas as if thats an actual crime

>>88021863
If there's anything needing ruining it's Christian holidays that got their traditions through pagan rituals. Thanks a bunch, Jesus!

I want to fuck her tits

GRANDPAS GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA

>>88021863
Is that what actually happened? Why is she so attractive for the antagonist?

>>88024270
It was to give kids their first opportunity to beat off to a bad girl.

>>88021975

THAT'S WHAT GRANDMA'S GONNA DO HO-LA

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>>88021893
Why are you such a buzz kill?

>>88021863
>No H comic of the boy fucking cousin Mel

The fuck happened to PBX anyway? He/she seemed to fall off the face of the earth

>>88021863

Girls like this should never be arrested.

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REEEEEEEEEEE

MY SISTER ALWAYS FUCKING PLAYED THIS SHIT TWENTYFOUR SEVEN THE ENTIRE SEASON OF DECEMBER.

I HAVE WATCHED THIS FUCKING MOVIE FIFTY FUCKING TIMES MINIMUM AND I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED A SINGLE MOMENT OF IT.

>>88021863
Wasn't she right tough? Santa runned over Grandma and took her to his house for nursing. Good intentions and all, but he should have contacted a hospital and the family of the victim, soo it was kidnapping. Also, HE RUNNED OVER her, there was a crime in any way and Santa should respond for this

>>88024683
He left a letter. Mel hid it so she could get the store signed over to her. When Grandma came back, she engineered the lawsuit to squeeze money out of Santa instead and prove herself superior to Grandma and likely force her out of business for the mall to happen anyways.

She only was looking out for herself. Santa was a bit dumb but that asshole's been around for 400+ years and probably thinks doctors don't wash their hands still.

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>>88021893

Speaking of Christmas specials, what the fuck was that one they used to air like 10+ years ago where a young Santa had to like, fight orcs and shit. I remember liking that one despite how weird it was.

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>>88024617
Fuck I know your pain.
Every fucking christmas
HEY, LOOK AT THIS SINGING REINDEER I FOUND AT WALMART
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believeGrandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believeGrandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believeGrandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believeGrandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believeGrandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe

>>88024683

>runned her over

Fuck man learn to speak English.You from back east or something?

>>88024817
The closest thing i can remenber like this being a cartoon is supersanta

https://youtu.be/9aSAzTfx8pI

>>88024863
Fuck, if the song isn't going to be gramatically correct, why the fuck should he?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe

>>88024863
Not everyone in this board is from USA, and i apologie for the skills

>>88021863
Well she is charged with Kidnapping and Fraud if I recall correctly. So she is jail-worthy

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>>88021863
Reminds me of this shitty movie.

>>88024902

My apologies foreign anon. Generally speaking many non-Americans I've met have spoken better English than my fellow burgerlanders. I just assumed you were some retard from the inner city.

>>88025003
I bet he's a slav.
He sounds like a disgusting slavshit.

>>88024863
Runned is an uncommon but acceptable participle of run. It's like hung and hanged.

The only thing worse than a grammar nazi is a wrong grammar nazi.

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>arrested for ruining Christmas
>essentially kidnapped Grandma
>framed Santa for a crime he didn't commit
>was going to do a hostile takeover of a toy shop and tear it down
Yes anon "ruining Christmas" was her only crime

But seriously think about what you just posted. She was going to send Santa, fucking Santa Claus to jail while tearing down a toy store.

Next you'll try to convince us the orphan matron in the Christmas Tree didn't deserve to get struck by lightning

>>88024817
>>88024865
Fuck I actually found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRLqljE3new

Too bad the trailer focuses on the boring shit. Orcs kept fucking with Santa and were trying to get orphans to starve to death so they could eat them. Was some weird Hobbit Christmas shit going on.

>>88021893
I think you should google Charles Dickens and Xmass.
modern xmass is a 19th century invention, prior to that it wasn't much celebrated.

>>88025029

Your fucking with me right? Next you'll be telling me the plural of box is boxen right? Because the plural of ox is oxen.

>>88025085
He should watch Saving Christmas with Kirk Cameron where he explaym that a tree represents the cross, the presents square shapes represent the city of jerusalem and Saint Nicolas used to be a wanderer who beat the crap of heretics with dubstep music

>>88024817
The Life & Adventures of Santa Claus, originally a book by Frank L Baum(the guy who wrote the Oz books), it's had two animated adaptations, one by Rankin-Bass in the 80's, and a 2D animated one sometime in the late 90's or early 2000's

>>88025065
as I mentioned Rankin-Bass did a version as well, both are good, albeit in slightly different ways

>>88025136
I was using hanged and hung as an example of parallel past participles in use with one more common than the other. Ran and runned aren't even structured the same.

>>88025212
Good looking out anon, thanks.

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>>88025039
>>essentially kidnapped Grandma
>>framed Santa for a crime he didn't commit
But didn't Santa actually run over her after all? He explained that the reindeer went out of control, but that doesn't change the fact he still ran over her. And then he took the amnesiac woman to live with him for nearly a year, even though he could've approached the nearest house and asked them if they knew who this injured woman was. Santa was guilty of kidnapping too; Grandma's family had no idea where she was and they mourned her during that year she was missing.

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>>88024617
You sound like my sister, I played the crap out of this movie when I was little.

>>88021863
I have never watched this movie any time it's come on and I had never even heard of this fucking song before I had heard of this movie's existence.

>>88021863
She made a bad situation worse. Santa at least left a note but Mel got rid of it and started turning the situation to her own gain.

Ruining christmas more than likely passes as an actual crime when Santa is proven to be real. Him getting locked up fucks over millions of people all over the world. At the very least for that year.

>>88024780
>Satna why didn't you just contact a doctor?
>And give those filthy, unwashed Jews any money? I'd rather burn my sleigh

>>88021863

It will be a crime in Trump's America, you liberal fascist jew. YOU SAY MERRY CHRISTMAS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW OR YOU GO TO FUCKING GITMO, YOU FUCKING TERRORIST. SAY IT. SAY IT NOW OR DIE.

>>88024683
The word is ran, not runned. What are you, an inner city youth?

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>the evidence used to clear Santa is a new tainted fruitcake they only just made
>not the original one from the crime scene

Inadmissible evidence!

>>88024683
Someone else already said that Santa left a letter that cousin Mel hid, but I agree it would have been better if Santa had dropped grandma off a hospital.

It's not even essential to the plot that Santa take Grandma to the North Pole. Even if Santa met the Spankenheimers at the hospital that night, Jake would still have a hard time convincing anyone that this was the real Santa Claus and cousin Mel would still try to sell Grandma's store to Austin Bucks.

Wouldn't it be next to impossible for Santa Claus to make his Christmas Eve deliveries if he tried to operate openly and in compliance with federal and international law?
Seems like it would be a beauracratic nightmare.
And the amount of cooperation it would take just seems impossible.

>>88025497
This is Santa we're talking about. A guy who breaks into people's homes while they're asleep and eats their food. It's obvious normal laws don't apply to him.

>>88027818
Why? Because he gives good kids presents one day out of the year? What about the coal? Where does he get the coal? He is completely undermining the economy with his toy and coal stockpiles

>>88025165
There is no way that actually happens.

>>88025497
> Tearing off the months of the calender so that you're stuck with January's picture all year long.

What sort of monster does this?

>>88030195
https://youtu.be/aVevUS2j3Fo

>>88021893
Pagan detected, are you upset that we took your shitty holidays and made them better?

>>88021863
There's some good r34 of her

>>88032359
Any good stuff of Slime?

>>88021863
Kidnapping and abstruction of justice. She deliberately hid evidence and lied about it in a court of law and tried to run a trial on false evidence.

>>88025497
Is this loss

>>88021975
PANTALONES

>>88027336
>A bloo bloo too much government regulations
>Muh wonders of the world they wrought

>>88021893
Jesus didn't do anything. Blame the Romans, they messed with the order of holidays to placate the pagans.

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>>88021863
Those tittays are rockin

>>88026848
Phoenix is technically a moral fag that only wants to help innocent people get off of their charges right? What happens in a situation where it is literally impossible to do so without fabricating evidence, there's no deus ex machina to save him, and it's arguably a hell of a lot worse to let the actual guilty party get off scott free? I'm talking original trilogy phoenix, not Apollo Justice and onwards ruined Phoenix.

>>88032007
I just realized how shows do that all the time

>>88021863
If this was crime, every christfag family would have at least 1 or 2 arrests every year.

>>88021893
>>88035831
I really don't understand for the life of me how religions spread in the first place. It beggars belief that one guy says a load of crazy shit during his relatively short lifetime (and most people around at the time think it is crazy shit) but only 300 years later an entire empire is abandoning their old beliefs that have been evolving for thousands of years and believing he's the son of God.

I mean whatever you believe, that's still fucking mental. Imagine if the major religion in 300 years time is Scientology. That's how crazy it is.

>>88036181
>>>/r/eddit

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So why didn't the state euthanize him for being a dangerous animal?

>>88036361
Because he can talk and fucking fly.

>>88036433
Pretty sure we euthanize people that can talk

would you willing let santa go to jail and stop christmas for good if it meant you got to fuck cousin mel and her lawyer as much as you want?

>>88036682
but can those niggas fly?

>>88036361
They didn't want to put up with PETA's shit.

>>88036361
So what, you sentence the deer to life and then it writes a shitty book about it's life and how Santa was unfair and then a bunch of hippies decides to protest to let the deer go

Is that what you really want, anon

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>Christmas film where Santa actually exists
>adults in the film claim he doesn't
Where do these fucks think the presents are coming from?

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>>88036964
>Once proven he exists he is immediately arrested for kidnapping
This special raises so many questions

>>88032813
I liked this stuff.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/AshesG%20I.M._Slime/1

>>88036964
>adult talks about the moment when they stopped believing in Santa as a child
>Santa actually exists, and brings presents to children
>adult never wonders where all these toys are coming from

It's been 16 years, she's probably out of jail by now.

>>88037666
bullshit, it's hasn't been that long
>2000
goddamn it

>>88021863
Short hair prison dyke cousin Mel when?

>>88038124
Jesus /co/, can you stop thinking with your cock for one day?

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>>88021893

>>88021893
>people getting triggered by this post

No wonder this place is called /co/mbler.

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>>88039191
>wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

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>>88036717
They aren't even the Christmas special characters I want to fuck.

>>88036717
In a heartbeat. Mel's lawyer can piss off though.

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>>88036717
Hell yeah

I'm pretty sure the elf on the shelf is a way worse christmas special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1jpzpicDW0

>>88036046
That doesn't happen in Phoenix Wrightverse because as long as the defendant is legitimately innocent, there is evidence to prove it.

>>88021975
came here to post this. you're doing god's work anon

>>88036046
No evidence to prove the accused's innocence?
Force the real culprit into confessing.

>>88025039
I bet she voted for Hillary too

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>>88024780
>run over an old woman
>scribble "Sorry, here's my phone number" on a napkin
>throw it on her broken body
>don't call the cops or ambulance
>leave

Literally nothing wrong

>>88036181
If you can't understand it then you need to study history more.
And I mean real history. How other cultures lived. What they wanted, what they feared.

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>>88021863
But Cousin Mel is filled with the Holiday Spirit!

>>88036717
Mel sure, but her lawyer might be into some hard core buttstuff, but can also give a mediocre blowjob.

>>88021863
I just want to titfuck her so bad. Am I the only one?

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>>88036728
Underrated post

>>88024270
>Why is she so attractive for the antagonist?
It's just like real life, anon.

>>88024683
But then the family would've had to pay for Grandma's medical bills and Santa was willing to get professional elf doctors to heal her for free.

Why the fuck would you turn that down? This is the US we're talking about, healthcare ain't free here.

>>88024384
Girls like this should always be arrested.

>>88021863
Melfuckers are retarded, she will half-ass sex then steal your wallet and valuable possessions.

And then if you get her pregnant, she will sue for child support and any extra cash she can take.

>>88049022

Medicare, my man. Medicare. Just because poor Millennials are getting bankrupted by the health insurance industry doesn't mean everyone is especially because you're paying for it. You just know Grandma even had that Part D hookup for her meds too, which I guess she went without for a full year because why would Santa know what modern pharmaceuticals are?

>>88049232
You still have to pay part of your bill even with Medicare, anon. Santa was 100% free and gave her everything she needed through the power of elf slavery.

Even if I had a gun to my head I could not think of a worse viewership experience, let alone a worse Christmas movie, than the audacious slap-in-the-face that is Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, an animated adaptation of the equally loathsome novelty song of the same name. The best way to summarize it would be to say that it is what capitalism’s pet leech sucks out of a nondescript pile of Christmas movie clichés. Objectively speaking, its animation is subpar, its writing is insultingly simplistic, and its songs – oh yes, it’s a musical adaptation – are abject. It’s not a fun movie. But Cartoon Network has aired it like it was running out of other programming every year since the turn of the millennium, a tradition my adolescent self came to retch at.

What flummoxes me the most about this film is, as I’ve said before, its audacity. The premise, very generously on loan from Elmo & Patsy, clearly can’t fill a feature-length narrative despite being stretched to its breaking point so the bulk of the film is awful legal drama about some ridiculously cliché wealthy businessman wanting to buy out Grandma and Grandpa’s saccharinely wholesome general store. It’s also worth mentioning that this wealthy businessman’s sole venture is making Christmas more convenient and impersonal for the residents of, no joke, Cityville, USA. Instead of being a potentially satisfying supercut of Grandma getting clobbered by reindeer at all conceivable speeds and angles, it’s a desperate stringing together of stale Christmas clichés (quaint town, doubts of Santa’s existence, Santa being sued by the villains, etc.) and bottom-of-the-barrel stock characters. It's so shallow and such a cash grab; every aspect of its existence offends the values and themes we associate with Christmas so it's an egregiously shallow cash grab.

>>88049337
calm down Mr. Enter

>>88049301

>free
>f r e e

I'm fucking triggered

>>88049035

What does arresting them do? Nothing for society.

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>>88048245
Why?

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>the best Cousin Mel 34 is made by bbc artists

>>88039643

What does that even mean?

>>88024315

WWOEC died and a lot of artists that frequented that place died with it.

>>88037666
>Older, now has a more mature, milf-y frame

DRAWWWWWWWWWFAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSSSSSS

>>88050423
I like to think that at some point Cousin Mel saw something magical and tried to steal it.
The only place she could hide the magical elven artifact at that moment was her cleavage so she quickly stuffed it down between her already sizeable breasts.
Unfortunately for her while doing that she activated the item and it gave her bosom a mighty dose of north pole magic.

>>88024897
That's (almost entirely) grammatically correct
Are you on drugs

She was arrested for kidnapping and tampering with evidence.

>>88039834
Who's the girl on the left?>>88039884
9

>>88036046
Phoenix is basically a super genius that can form evidence from even the smallest of details

>>88021863
>ALMOST ruining Christmas
It's sad that I can remember the specific line even years after the last time I saw it.

>>88026848
>>88036046

he'd probably just magatama some bullshit out of his ass to acquit them.

or you know he'd forge evidence like in apollo justice

>>88024617
I feel a deep sense of despair any time it is on. Like I'm being held hostage.

>>88024315
>No H comic of the boy fucking cousin Mel

I have seen some rule 34 of her.

>>88036717
I don't even give a shit about christmas so yeah.