Batman

>>88014852
>".... fuck you"
>commence dramatic fist fight

"y-you too..."

>>88014852

I came back to save it.

>>88014852
>No, I came back For You

No, I came back to kill you

>>88014852
>if i pull off saving my city, will you die?

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>>88014852
"Shut up and fight"

>>88014852
"No, blonde doesn't look good on me. I'll stay a natural brown, thanks."

>tfw you watch the scene again and realise how terrible the fight choreography is

What was that? I can't understand you with that goofy mask over your mouth.

>>88015309
you had to watch it again?

fuck, we were laughing about how bad it was before the movie was even out

set pictures were not their friend

>Well congratulations, you figured out what I came here to do. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

>>88014852
"No, I came back for all the porn I left behind."

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>>88014852
YOU WANNA FIGHT? I'LL RAPE YOU! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>88014852
>No, I came back to die for it
I have no idea why did they used generic "kill ya!"

>"Bruh, I just came back holding a 40 and a blunt, do you really wanna mess with me right now?"

>>88014852
>Yeah. With no survivors
>Cue CIA piloting Batwing full of explosives straight into Bane and his army

DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA

>>88014852
WHERE'S RACHEL

Now, see... I've been meaning to ask you about that. Who, exactly, is this all for?

You've claimed that this whole thing is about sending a message, but it really isn't. The killswitch is held by a plant and the only people who will see any of this are going to die when you pop the bomb. You're essentially blowing up a run-down American city because your boss's dad failed at doing it, and he was doing it because of supposed political and societal corruption.

...which I've cleaned up, though it honestly was no worse than a lot of places in the US. For fuck's sake, go look at places in North Africa or Eastern Europe where things have reached full-on dystopia levels. You've evaded world authorities for this long; your resources could be put to much, much greater effect elsewhere.

But no, you just come in here to grandstand and wave your dick and project your insecurities onto ordinary people who don't live their lives beating their neighbors to death. Then you steal my money, physically assault me, and imprison my ass on another continent (by the way, why didn't anyone else ever, you know, climb straight up the rope?) so I can watch you blow up my city... all for the vendetta of a dead sociopath's abandoned daughter.

Am I right?

Because that's really, really stupid.

>>88014852
"yes"
then i'd kill myself

Bane?

>>88014852
You can't kill it if I kill it first.