Why isn't Aquaman allowed to have a beard or a son?

how're the wife and kid?

>>88011672

Black Manta killed his son.

And shaves him while he sleeps, or while they're battling (Your slash missed, Manta!/Did it? Did it really?)

>>88011672
>Why isn't Aquaman allowed to have a beard
He's had Mera for a while, dude

>>88012699
Came here to make this joke. I love Aquaman tho

Same reason he isn't allowed to have a cool name or a well designed costume.

Nobody likes Aquaman

>>88012950
I like Aquamomoa desu.

>>88012950

But he has both of those

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>>88011672
Best Aquaman.

>>88011672
Sons are boring and annoying.

Why won't they let Aquaman be outrageous?

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I think we might see the return of his son soon enough. Don't forget pic related happened recently.

There is a wedding abrewin'

>>88014308
t. waifufag

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>>88013790
wrong image

>>88014308
If only it applies to Batsy and Supes.

No doubt they'll be written out eventually or killed (again in one case).

>>88011672
He's only allowed to grow the beard when his son dies. It's a Sophie's Choice between awesome beard or a living son. This is the sole exception>>88015583

>>88011672

He shaved his beard in an effort to win back Mera while she was fucking some mutant fish-dude, and he's been baby-faced ever since IIRC.

>>88017219
Mera didn't fuck the other dude. Also, she had already returned to him when she asked him to shave it over personal prefference.

Also we do not know if Aquaman liked rocking the beard. He got it while recovering unconscious, and was kinda busy to think about propper grooming that whole arc. Then came depression when Mera temporarily abbandoned him.

>>88012904
This