Where the fuck is she and how can I find her?

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>>87959604
>Where the fuck is she
inbetween my legs

>>87959604
Holy shit, at least have homestuck somewhere in the title so we can find the thread.

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>>87960690
Come to think of it, she probably died along with everything else.

>>87961056
Seems dumb to have terezi out in the void looking for vriska if vriska (and by extension aradia) was dead all along.

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>>87961108
Yeah, and Vris didn't even text her back. what the hell?

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>>87961282
yeah vriska is a cunt

Will we get an update or not?

>>87961684
Depends on what about. what matters more, Jane or Jane?

>>87959604
That hair sheen has way too much fucking contrast, especially when nothing else in the picture has any influence from light. I thought she was wearing white hair clips.

>>87961430
HOW CAN TROLL BOYS EVEN COMPETE

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>>87962208
what fucking competition is there?

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is karkat still shit........?

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>>87963222
no

I don't give a shit about where Aradia or Vriska or dead gay Vriska is, I want to fucking know where Sollux is.

>>87963350
Gone.

>>87963222
ALWAYS
AND
FOREVER

>>87963374
Fuck you, tell me where he is. And while we're at it what the fuck happened to Erisol, are you telling me that he's the only sprite that decided to stay behind in the GO timeline? Fuck that shit.

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>>87963350
Yeah, him too. How could I forget? Ram girl better not have left him out there to die.

>>87963415
Gone.

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>>87963435
>Ram girl better not have left him out there to die.
she has bigger things on her mind
And in her vag

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>>87963512

>>87963478
No piss off you assclown, having a character just fuck off and never appear again is shit writing, especially when you don't even have the other characters refer to them, fuck you Hussie fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck youuuuuuuu

Dead and out of the story. Just as Hussies integrity, dignity and credibility.

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>>87963620
So sad.

>>87963675
That man needs a olive garden coupon

>>87963222
I feel like Karkat is going to redeem himself soon. The snaps imply there's a troll rebellion going on against the human leaders, since Jane was near the troll society at Crocker Corp when before she got abducted (along with calling her the 'hornless').

Remember how he was implied to lead, but never really actually did; even by his Denizen? I was thinking that he was going to be 'leading' the new troll society away from just being another abandoned race like they were; and learn to not fuck up by enforcing the blood hierarchy (or race in general). There are so many plot arrows implying this is going to happen, especially with Dave, Karkat and Jade being the leaders of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1na9f3xHiA

>>87963783
i cant believe 4chan hacker is attacking that poor girl!

>>87963620
>>87963675
>he had his money stolen from him
>his dad died
>his girlfriend left him
>he's lost all of his artistic talent
>all of his friends are 20 years younger than him
>he made minimal contributions towards his own comic for its finale
>he lets others have complete creative control on his projects while he does nothing
I'd feel bad for him if he hadn't completely shut off all communications with the fans and nuked his entire presence on the internet. A part of me is scared that he's completely unaware of his own situation, that he thinks the ending was good, and that the post-canon content is a worthy continuation of Homestuck.

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Remember when every sane person and tumblr believed GO!Rose would revive and andrew made a two paragraph news explaining why the death was heroic?

>>87963882
He probably doesn't think that and that's probably why he seemingly permanently ditched the internet

>>87963976
If so, he didn't have to...

>>87964027
Artist ego are a fragile thing.

Plus he was probably sick of taking responsibility for homestuck

>>87964064
If I were him and was stuck with the same project for 7 years straight, I'd wanna go do something different.

>>87963976
Hussie never seemed like the kind of person to run away though. Sure, he'd back down, apologize for stuff, make an ass of himself (it's my cow), but he never really ran away from criticism. Then again maybe he's changed, it's been 7 years after all. I just want answers from him.

Yellow was never a good color for rose

>>87963610
Well he did sort of get erased into nothingness. He didn't really have any reason to be on LoFaF.

>>87964282
Yellow is never not a good color for blondes

>>87964282
I agree. It also contributed to smoothing out any final character traits Rose possessed, so that doesn't help.

>>87964239
real life hit hard along with the ending, remember that

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>>87963882
>>87963976
>>87964064
>>87964138
>>87964239
>all these attempts to figure out the complex machinations of Hussie being a hack
What if he's just a hack?

>>87965155
We know he's a sperg

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What was his endgame?

>>87965155
It isn't just that he's a hack, it's more complicated than that. Look at Problem Sleuth, there's no way that that could have been created by a hack. But the modern Hussie is incapable of creating something like that, he's a hack now. This gives us two questions, when/how did he become a hack, and is he aware that he's a hack?

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Sollux is shit

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>>87963222
>people saying Karkat is a good leader
[British Suicide Charge in the Falklands, 1982]

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There is no deadline.
There is no schedule.
There is no plan we can fall back on.
The road this far can't be retraced.
There is no punchline anybody can tack on.
There are loose ends by the score.

What did I come down here for?
You.

>>87965968
Problem Sleuth was written with a constant stream of ideas coming in with no chance of authorial stagnation. You practically can't get writer's block or trap yourself in an echo chamber going at a project in PS style.

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>>87966608
If the strain proves too much
Give up right away
If the light hurts your eyes
Stay in your room all day

When the room fills with smoke
Lie down on the floor
In the declining years
Of the long war

>>87963733
>making up this much of fanfiction for Karkat
>with Cohen in charge

The only shit you will get is Davekat Marriage and an half-assed version of your idea.

There is literally nothing wrong with John/Vriska.

>>87966794
I really hope there isnt gonna be a cringey davekat marriage

>>87966838
There kind of is, Vriska is not redeemable and John deserves to be happy. Vriska would make John miserable.

>>87966864
An awkward fucked up marriage would be the only fun thing to come out of Davekat though.

>>87966868
Even in a scenario where there's either they won or lost definitively and there's nothing left to connive or backstab over?

>>87966907
Vriska's been in that situation before and MADE things to connive and backstab over because she needs that to live or something.

>>87966907
vriska creates shit to connive and backstab over just by existing regardless

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>>87966868
>>87966956
And what was the single interaction that had her begin to not act like a total piece of shit?

>>87967022
JohnVris shippers are on the same level like Tavris shippers

Y/Y

>>87967070
I don't know about that, Tavris is just more fucked up shit while Johnvris shippers think it can unfuck one of the characters (it can't but they believe it).

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>>87967070
Nah.

Homestuck was literally ruined by a Vriskafag (Andrew Hussie)

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>>87966773
And I will find a crowd
And blend in for a minute
And I will try to find
A little comfort in it

And I will get lonely
And gasp for air
And send your name off from my lips
Like a signal flare

Someone made a Homestuck puzzle RPG game recently, give it a try
http://www.lorenhernandez.com/puzzlestuck/

>>87963620
Sad!

>>87966838
John/Vriskia is perfectly fine
As is Davekat

>>87967336
What if what happened with oldVriska was the influence of his ex girlfriend, and when she left him that's when he decided he was going to bring Vriska back and make her the greatest thing ever?

>>87968543
You're going to need to walk me through your logic on this one.

>>87968456
why are you guys so fucking obsessed with icels holy shit
isn't she just some random davekat shipper? is she hot and you secretly all want to hate-fuck her or something? what's going on

>>87969127
They have the fatlust.

>>87969127
Pretty sure its just one autist and other who joined the shitposting.

>>87969127
a handful of people forced it and now its a meme

>>87968089
It's fun but it's really grindy.

And some of the art is pretty strange.

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>>87970178
It's about 10% hilarious joke, 90% running it into the ground.

Just like the rest of CNWC.

>tfw no vriska

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Snapanon here again; it's been a while since I had a bunch of new Homestuck related art that are tangentially related to the snaps going on right now. They all involve what happens in Universe B's black hole.

I don't add text to these snaps because I never know what to put, so anyone who's interested is free to add something as commentary or caption.

I also did some supplementary panels at the end of this one because it needed it.

So, here we go! 1/6!

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>>87970901

2/6

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>>87970922

3/6

The rest are 'panels' mostly.

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>>87970949

4/6

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>>87970976

5/6

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>>87970997

6/6

This is about half of the entire 'storyline' I'm writing for this section but I did want to share what I had so far.

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>>87970901
>>87970922
>>87970949
>>87970976
>>87970997
>>87971020
I'm confused as to what the point of this is.

>>87970901
"Kid snaps."
"They watch helplessly as a troll does something heroic."

I like how you noted Rose totally cutting herself off from her friends though.

>>87970949
She snaps herself before she leaves lmao. The snapchat shit is so dumb.

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>>87971038

Like my last snaps it follows more of the depressing fates of the ghosts left to be sucked into the black hole and giving them all emotional weight rather than punchlines to the joke. Also it's a way to contribute to the fandom since I missed the train of it. Hopped right on when the story approached Collide.

I care more about some of the characters who died than the living ones in the actual Credits too.

>>87970997
>>87971020
Is this a joke

>>87970901
You should post your earlier ones too. I haven't seen those.

>>87971050

I should have added a panel of Jasprose fucking around for the added kick, looking back on that.

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>>87971159

I did a series of one before, this one with Go!Karkat hanging with some of his ghost buds at the end of the world

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>>87971192

There were 7 of these, it was the first set

2/7

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>>87971219

I was thinking the next series will be about Sollux.

That or GO! Jane, Jake, and Dirk.

3/7

>>87971115
Alright, well if that's your jam, then sure. Knock yourself out.

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>>87971259

4/7 was here: >>87971115

5/7

>>87971273

Thanks; this isn't something that I'll be in every thread for since I do a lot irl, but when I have the time its a nice way for me to unwind.

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>>87971321

6/7

Eridan's unironically my favorite troll.

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>>87971355

And last one from that batch, that's pretty much it so far.

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>>87965968
>when/how did he become a hack,
When he got a huge fan response after introducing the trolls in act 5
>and is he aware that he's a hack?
yes
>BONUS QUESTION: Does he care?
Of course not, he has his ego stroked daily by his inner circlejerk.

>>87971592
Wasnt this screenshot fake

>>87971659
what is

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>>87971645
no

>>87971645
yeah I heard the same thing, too bad most archives dont go that far back or you could check the post number

http://nepeta.mozai.com/games/pdf/Homestuck_RPG_(4E).pdf

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>>87971974
Mozai still archives threads since like 2012. He is a hero of future internet archeologists..

>>87972085
>detriment to this board as a whole
With the way /co/ is now, this is ironic.

>>87972297
>With the way /co/ is now, this is ironic.
HSG was the worst part about /co/ for a while. Aside from repeated autism threads (berry boy, etc)

Granted, by '14 there were much worse things and HSG still lives on as /sug/ in every way but name.

>>87972085
Where?

>>87972513
there's a bunch of stuff archived here http://nepeta.mozai.com/
and a bunch of other stuff archived here
http://the-chamango.tumblr.com/archive-masterpost

>>87972379
>HSG still lives on as /sug/ in every way but name.
don't count that offsite bullshit
i fucking hate colored rock fetish oar horsefuck

>>87973743
what did he mean by this

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0fwjEr0GW0
Here's the Strife 2 music preview Tensei posted today.

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...So in the summer of 2015, I came up with this idea for an animated movie that I know is never getting made. Looking how much Homestuck dropped off, I kind of want to recreate the story in a few-image mostly-text adventure in classic MSPA's tradition. The whole thing would probably be about the size of Acts 1-3 max. Really simple illustrations. Like, two or three animations made with OpenToonz and some CC-approved music. All probably hosted on a Blogspot because I'm too lazy to figure out monetizing it and I'd only get like 5$ anyway. Maybe summer of this year.

I want to make this happen guys. Is it worth it?

>>87974266
Yes

Aradia is such a slut she took off her shoes during keep your shoes on day. SHE HAD ANOTHER PAIR OF SHOES UNDER THOSE SHOES.

>Tang, one of the most popular teenage Homestuck fanartists moved in with fellow Homestuk trash Lauren Zuke who works on Steven Universe
>apparently that got a job on SU as storyboard revisionists

Fucking nepotism.

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I used to like John and Rose, where did it all go wrong

>>87974354
Nepotism is as old as time itself, what's new? Why not become a fanartist yourself?

>>87974510
Doesn't make it okay.

>Why not become a fanartist yourself?
Cause I have some self-respect.

>>87974266
No

>>87974354
So...Tang is gay?

>>87974354
to be fair, tang's done animation before, and she can draw fast as hell, she's not totally unqualified
that being said, it'd probably be smarter if she went to an actual art school instead of going straight into work at what, 18?

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>>87974354
>>87974535

>>87974673
Zuke makes me wanna puke

>>87974354
Nepetatism

>>87974673
No matter what they say, they'll never be able to juke the Zuke

>>87974995
No need, she does that herself.

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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE LEWD ARADIAS

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>>87975260

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>>87975260
Ara?

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>>87975353
Ara ara~

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Reminder that the best character got there through pure autistic screeching

>>87975260
Right here http://i.imgur.com/t5TwDdD.png also I wish there was more Aradia/John stuff

>TFW my magnum opus is a complete homestuck ripoff but I can't remove any of the ripoff parts without the whole thing falling apart

>>87975431
there's never enough long-distance lewds

>>87975412
>jade more than rose

What

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Is this lewd?

>>87975493
Which characters send lewds to each other

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>>87975515
Close enough.

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No nipples no problem.

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>>87975493
Long distance lewds are the best, trust me

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>>87975561
Which is bullshit because nipples are the best part

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>>87975539
Aradia, to everyone

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>>87975593
I guess the were just too hard to draw. Lucky for me because now I can post that image here.

>>87974673
You haven't heard? The Zuke got juked, and has been shit canned. Last episode was possibly her last, but she is for certain out next season.

>>87975539
Aradia>Sollux
Feferi>Sollux
Vriska>Tavros in an attempt to manipulate him
Dave>Jade Ironically
Jade>Dave
Rose>John
Rose>Kanaya
Kanaya>rose

>denizen-like gods
>demideific characters based on jade, karkat and nepeta
>land quests
>goal is to create a universe

I think I might be plagarizing

>>87975547
nobody has ever made aradia look so cute before. brilliant

>>87975412
where's condy?

>>87975717
this has yet to be confirmed, but if so I'm surprised that I'm sad about it. She ruined three separate characters

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>>87975729
>nobody has ever made aradia look so cute before. brilliant

Ara is the cutest whore.

>>87975422
>more Aradia/John stuff
How is that a thing

>>87972379
>>>/a/150083319
>>>/a/150083375
>>>/a/150083474
>>>/a/150083581
Meanwhile on tawanese board

>>87974266
2 years ago maybe but youll only waste money doing now.

if there's one thing that should be stolen from homestuck, it's the whole "land of x and y" gimmick

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I have a hard time distinguishing sexy but classy from lewd. Ara wearing Dave's shirt and nothing else is lewd, right?

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>>87975879
It's cute-lewd.

>>87975879
girls wearing boys shirts and nothing else is always lewd

>>87975876
land of milk and honey.

but in all seriousness I steal everything but that.

>>87975870
Money's not an issue. The only thing I'd gain out of it would be having another thing to show when I apply for internships.

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>>87975900
>>87975906
Okay, I'm learning a lot here. How about a shot of lips and cleavage?

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>>87975962
I was kind of into Homestuck a lot more when it had just the starting hints of the mythical and religous in its works. I wish Huss hadn't just burned that away so fast. It came back for a bit with LOCAM which would be an awesome concept in its own story, but that went nowhere too.

>>87975994
why is she the best

>>87976044
her spooky asian girl gimmick makes her more exotic
also, she wasn't ruined at any point like a lot of characters

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>>87975994
A whore obediently showing off her lips and cleavage is the best.

It's all in the presentation. Lewd for sure, classy with the right accessories and makeup, trashy if it's stripper style.

>>87976044
There's no personality to interfere with your boner

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>>87976086
this
plus if you really hate one aradia's speech patterns there's like four other points in aratime to choose from

it's like an all-you-can-fuck-buffet

>>87975853
There was a nice unfinished fic where Aradia was John's patron troll and it was nice

>>87976083
Somehow, Aradia got BETTER as the comic went along

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I think I'm figuring it out.

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>>87976225
>shorts have crotch sweat stain

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thicc okay?

>>87976252
That's not sweat

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>>87976268
Yes, but those ears are outlawed.

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Overly enthusiastic girls

>>87976230
Which one freaks you out the most?

I say Rose
Somethings....off about her

>>87976370
Either John with the carrot body or Jade with the tiny waste

>>87976230
not him but for me, John

Mangrit didn't distribute right...he got too man too fast

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>>87976327
Dang, you noticed.

>>87976349
Dave's girly cat lips

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Was it r8pe?

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I don't know the context of this fanart.

>>87976034
I've been trying to work that into my writing but it's just coming out a pretentious rip-off with no cohesive theme.

8 individuals are tasked by gods representing the fundamental forces of physics to either create a new universe inside a black hole or reunify the laws of physics into a singularity (I haven't written up to that point yet). Either way these tasks involve removing various pollutions from the city in which it is set (which was the original basis for the land quests) using the powers they have inherited as demigods

god it sounds stupid writing it out like this

>>87976446
overrated /co/ meme

shitty manchild version of ecchi

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>>87976430
Big Ara nipples makes up for it.

>>87976445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH8sFWpZrt8
You tell me.

So what Characters ended better than as they started

>>87976463
How to fix it:

Don't call them Gods.

If you really want them to be Gods, give it a cultural spin. Call them some mesoamerican or egyptian shit. Make them appropriately designed.

easy

>>87976547
caliborn

he was a fucking boring piece of fujobait shit until he actually did something

>>87976569
I was going to call them protogenoi, like the first generation of the greek gods

>>87976547
toby.

>>87976600
ur good then

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I don't think nape of the neck counts as lewd, but it is sexy.

>>87976707
S
L
U
T

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>>87976707
Necks are the best. For kissing, biting, or throttling.

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>>87976717
Why would anyone say that about poor, sweet little ara?

Why are troll women better than human "women"

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>>87976792
Because you're wrong about things.

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>>87976792
built to fuck
literally insane
no real baggage

>>87976823
>literally insane
>no real baggage
Contradiction much?

>>87976844
I said REAL baggage.

Or are you a pussy beta? Huh? You going to cry little bitch?

>>87976823
Two of those things are outright contradictory

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>>87976792
I want to fuck Jade and Rose way more than any gross troll.

>>87976629
They don't look like greek gods though. They look like fucking monsters. One is an enormous pigeon made of light with two heads, another is grafitti image of a cat with three tails, yet another is a fucking aroused cherub with a cobra hood full of stars, a massive three-legged rat made of squirming rodent bodies who can split apart and scatter at will and even reassemble into human forms, and the statue of liberty weeping angel from doctor who

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>>87976873
What is real baggage and how is it worse than what Vriska's got going on?

>>87976895
Even rose would rather fuck a troll woman than a human one

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Think of your favorite character.

Got one?

Good.

Use this to make them a Pokemon team.

https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/national_dex.html#

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>>87976868
>dem handlebars

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what happened to all the cute pics of jade with short hair? right now it seems like DDota has a monopoly on those

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>>87976944
Yeah but Rose is retarded.

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>>87977011
What about them?

>>87976792
Because human women are trash pure and simple

>>87976992
Ill nuke the internet if any of you unironically reply to this post

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Was it rape? Or is Dad gentlemansexual?

>>87977097
delete thii2.

kk could never 2core.

>>87976349
Was it rape?

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>>87976992
>>87977063

nuke away

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>>87976992

>>87977096
>Miraculous Jadeybug

Uh
Well it works I guess

>>87977183
How could Karkat be your favorite character?

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Is smoking ghosts on the ground in your bra and high heels lewd?

>>87977253
>Is smoking ghosts on the ground in your bra
Na-
>high heels
S L U T

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>>87977253
Eh, it's arty.

>>87977161
No, Jade gave consent

>>87976230
>Sleepy-eyed rose

I like this

>>87977214
aradia, it's a bit harder than mine, but barely.

honestly it needs a mareep or flaffy

>>87977045
she looks like she has downs syndrome. There was this one pic I saw so long ago I think I might have dreamed it, where her hair was cut short but with a bunch of long, thin cowlicks. it was the epitome of cute

>>87977236
>karkat

Its john. also I skipped the part where it said favorite

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>>87977284
That's what I was afraid of.

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>>87977318

>>87977318
>john
Explain

Boy do I sure love me some ladies in lingerie.

>>87977313
The term is bedroom eyes.

>>87976230
>dark skinned jade
Fuck this meme.

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>>87977327
Well, 'arty' is still under the umbrella of sexy.

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Are belly dancer outfits lewd?

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>>87977360
What about hot pants

>>87977344
longer and thinner

>>87977353
spinda: the bunny
mime jr.: harlequin
volbeat: firefly
alolan muk: crude oil
dartrix: wind and dorky
quagsire: salamander

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>>87977406
They're a fetish a lot of the time and Shantae exists so yes.

>>87977413
damn that's good symbolism

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>>87977413

>>87977284
RED A HACK

>>87977412
Hot pants are A-OK.

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>>87977425
Oh, good.

Okay, I know this one is lewd.

>>87977438
still not it. it looks like full on anime hair

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>>87977476
It's very cute-lewd. Minimal lewd. But if you posted the treasure trail one, that one little modifier would propel it to super lewd.

>andrew was a fucking genius who made problem sleuth and the first few acts
>he's also the hack who approved of act 7 and handed everything over to the funnyman
>his life went horribly somewhere around 2014
>yet he's partly responsible for it going to shit
should i hate him? should i feel sorry for him? should i just pretend he's still the guy writing about olive garden and buying paintings of horses attacking football players for exorbitant prices?

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>>87977476
>posting pubeless version

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>>87977489

what does /hst/ think of my character who can maniuplate flavors removing smog and oil spills from his planet by removing the "smokiness" and "fattiness" from the air and water?

>>87977527
That's not it but it's cute as shit

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>>87977500
I don't have the treasure trail version, but kokoro's aradia scares the shit out of me.

>>87977527
>Jade going crazy with hairstyles and clothing because she never really knew about them before

>>87977574
I remember the first few tries being really good. End product has the right idea, but falls short.

>>87977500
Remember when Koko first posted this and everybody hated it?

>>87977500
was she the one who drew that really disturbing swimsuit roxy?

>That time Joey traded her womb to Jade for a night with Dave

Hers was well worn out for easy bearing, despite never actually having any kids.

>>87977640
I'm confused about this situation.
Joey gives her womb to Jade (why?) in exchange for her (Joey?) being able to spend a night with Dave?

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>>87977589
Hussie never giving the girls alternative hairstyles isn't the worst crime he committed in homestuck, but it's right up there near the top. Just give Jade one scene where she put her hair in a ponytail. Or maybe have Rose grow her hair out a little on the meteor, only to trim it back up once they meet the new session. Throw some variety in, man. He's like the reverse nisio.

>>87977656
Jade learned that cows have multiple stomachs. This gave Jade an idea.

In order to maximize her breeding output she surgically adds another womb inside of her to bare another six set of children at once. A simple task for a God of Space

Joey's womb was the only one who could make the donor.

>>87977589
>Jade going on shopping sprees buying insignificant things she's never had, like a wide-eyed alien that just came to Earth

>>87977735
>dave has to fuck jade twice as often

>>87977735
Why not just make more womb room. This seems dangerous. And it's not the number of babies that matters.

>>87977837
these threads will have a fit when the Homestuck TV show only has Jade have a single kid.

>>87977837
It's not dangerous, she's a master of spacial awareness and reproductive systems.

How can she even hope to beat Rose's fertility score with a measly 6 litter instead of a 12 puppy party pack

>>87977887
Rose's fertility score is like a B- at best.

>>87977918
Explain THAT pic then.

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Why is Kanaya doing humanface

>>87977926
What pic?

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>>87977932
Why is rose doing trollface?

>>87977681
rose kind of had alternate styles, if only because art team members forgot how short rose's hair actually is

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>>87977877
I'm fine with that.

>>87977958
Because Rose already did darkface

>>87977926
Kanaya-made propaganda
There's a reason Rose works making other people's babies while Jade needs a limo-minivan hybrid

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>>87977959
The bobbed look was kind of cute, but I would have loved to see her hair dip down to her shoulder at least.

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>>87975900
Sauce?

>>87978041
Well you've got no chance of seeing that now, not with her being the suit-wearer in a lesbian relationship

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>>87978058
This will be rose's next evolution.

>>87978041
Long haired rose is a qt

>>87977877
>wants 500 babies
>has a single one and realizes babies are hard to take care of, especially when they have control over space-time
just imagine baby's day out but the baby is a demigod

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>>87978071
Yes she is.

so did John die alone

>>87978100
More like Jade pours all her love into her little puppy and forgets about having another when she loves her first one so much.

>>87977971
so cute. Why did hussie ruin davesprite instead of making him the one true dave?

>>87978068
I've always hated this hairstyle on both men and women

>>87978124
he got cucked by an 11-year-old skeleton who will never undergo puberty, and who is implied but never explicitly stated to STILL turn into a psychopathic MRA in her sleep

>>87978100
Meh, powers aren't necessarily genetic and I'm sure Jade would have more of a handle on things.

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>>87978185
>I've always hated this hairstyle on both men and women
Same. Death to the fohawks.

>>87978212
>implying it isn't all the normal baby stuff that wears Jade out, and after years of being a narcoleptic sleepless nights just mess with her head

has /hst/ agreed that the striderlalondes are albino regardless of what hussie says?

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>>87978260
>narcoleptic perma-bedhead Jade

>>87978275
I thought we agreed they were androgynous, not albino

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>>87978275
Fuck no.

Dave has straw colored hair and freckles. Rose is platinum blonde and burns in the sun, but she's not albino.

>>87978294
She'll learn true hell when she hasn't slept in days.

someone please transfer me to the universe where rose stayed the best character through the whole comic

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>>87978275
>>87978295
>>87978296
Idiots! We agreed that they have partial albinism, are androgynous in exchange with each other, and that they're a bunch of faerie faggots!

>>87978334
Doesn't matter, she has a puppy, which makes her annoyingly happy.

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>>87978359
I'll agree with the second two, but they're not albino. They're just pale blonde kids who have weird eyes because their genetics were determined by a paradox.

>>87978379
Well yeah
>puppy
>baby
>her AND Dave's baby
It's like the familial equivalent of peanut-butter covered bacon, a dream come true

>>87978379
>jade goes psycho on her baby for keeping her up without sleep for a week and eats it

>>87978433
We're talking Jade, not Rose.

>>87978455
Dogs will sometimes eat their own puppies, anon. It's not common, but it happens.

>>87978467
Jade would never hurt a hair on her precious little blonde pup's head. She'd just take out her parental frustrations on the troll population

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>>87978483
That seems plausible with a racist like her. Now that I think about it she probably homewrecked davekat because the thought of them in an interracial relationship made her sick.

>>87978518
She didn't homewreck Davekat because there was never a home there to wreck.

>>87978483
>my favorite shirt is covered in baby vomit!
>therefore every fifth tealblood shall be skinned alive!!! :D

Are the Land of Fans and Music 1 and 2 worth getting?