Why does Batman do CrossFit /co/?

>>87958565
He's a fictional character and does whatever the buyers will like him to do on each given year.

>>87958565

Because he needs to drop some fat he's accumulated from being retired.

Also being strong =/= being powerful for all the /fit/izens who are bound to comein here and say he's not doing enough deadlifts and squats

>>87958565

Because apparently he thinks a few weeks of training is going to matter against Superman.

>>87958777
it worked

>>87958565
Because Hack Snyder thinks it's cool.


The real question is why a billionaire is training in a fucking warehouse

>>87958877
He is in the batcave.

>>87958565
Chicks like it.

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so we could see the d twitch

>>87958565
...asks the out of shape comic book nerd on 4chan

>>87958804
>wastes screen time on a training montage
>when the entire fight scene named after the movie relies on batman's special fart bombs

>>87958953
And why is he using a tractor wheel rubber instead of proper equipment?

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>>87959767
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>>87958565
To get mad ripped bro!

>>87958565
He's a faggot

>>87958565
Lifting looks boring and movies are a visual medium.

Crossfit doesn't not work. The reason people dislike Crossfit is because most of what they teach can be dangerous to newbies but have you seen the people who do the Crossfit competitions and shit? Those guys are fit as all hell.

>>87960461
>have you seen the people who do the Crossfit competitions and shit? Those guys are fit as all hell.
They didn't get there by doing Crossfit

If there's a competition, of course they're going to say "Yeah, whatever, muscle confusion. I love Crossfit. Now give me my prize"

>>87960496
They have to train specifically for Crossfit-style competitions though. A powerlifter can't just walk in and ace everything.

>>87958565
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>>87960461
ITT fatsos

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>>87960538

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>>87960523
Like this?

>>87959043
Fuck.

>>87960648
his head is very red

>>87958804
I think Kryptonite worked. Batman's muscle mass had no outcome on their fight.

>>87958565

Doing pull-ups is crossfit?

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>>87960928
Crossfit doesn't do pullups

>>87960648

there are literally leg press machines whyyyyyy

You're just doing an existing exercise in a more retarded way.

>>87958698
this
>>87958804
yeah it really improved his robot suit
>>87958565
He does all the crazy shit.

>>87960970
>You're just doing an existing exercise in a more retarded way.
Now you understand the essence of Crossfit

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>>87958565
so he can be as good as Crossfit Jesus.

>>87958777
I'm fairly sure this is just his normal training for being Batman, not specifically for Superman.

>>87958565
One of the writers heard CrossFit was a good way to get in shape and added it to the script.

>>87962772
I wonder if Batman is like a total Crossfit shitposter on like Bodybuilding or /fit/

>What the fuck did you say about crossfit? I can lift a fucking ton and I do crossfit. I do it every fucking day and I can god damned suplex a crocodile. Say something about crossfit again and there'll be a reckoning

>>87962806
Synder.
It was Snyder

>>87960538
Confirmed wirey hipster, crossfit is a joke to the actual /fit/ population.

>>87958777
He was actually doing exercises to thicken his plot armor and ensure Superman wouldn't do a single smart decision throughout the entire fight.

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>>87959043