/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Shouldn't have linked in the old thread. Fuck that reddit/tumblr noise.

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What a nice saturday morning, isn't it?

>>87952146
>/lzg/ - Lauren Zuke General

ftfy

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>>87952181
It sure is.

>>87952170
I almost didn't.

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Porl

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>>87952181
>basting turkey that's almost finished
>listening to the Moana soundtrack which is fucking god tier
>sitting on balcony wrapped up smoking a cigarette
>freezing out but my blanket is thick and furry
Comfy doesn't even begin to describe it.

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This thread is a new, better thread and nobody will bring up any private blogs or shipping/crewniverse drama

>>87952206

>>87952222
*personal blogs

Stop calling it private.

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I just spent 3 hours watching a anime i have made poor life decisions. /sug/ punish me like how a gem would punish a little shit like me

>>87952235
Which anime?

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>>87952235
Well first, we get the scabbard...

>>87952241
Love live! Udder shit but kept watching for the plot

>>87952235
Depends on the anime

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>>87952259
>Love live
Nigger you're not even worth the time.

>>87952259
Is that the anime where the protagonist is trapped in a dating sim and weird... space women actually vote on his choices?

>>87952284
Probably!

leaks when?

>>87952327
Next week, maybe.

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Dead thread

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>>87952350
everyone else is asleep. post cute gems.

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>>87952378

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>>87952378

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>>87952378

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>>87952378
cuties

>>87952235
I spent 3 hours playing Europa Universalis IV. Screw that timesink.

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>>87952378

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>>87952378

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>>87952378

i heard you destroyed someone's professional life

gg

>>87952488
You're missinformed then, we didn't do shit, not as of yet.

>>87952327
Likely on Sunday

>>87952488
She destroyed her own professional life.
We just watched.

>>87952488
Honestly, she didn't have one to lose.

>>87952472
I really hope Peri's future CG outfit will look similar like that

>>87952531
Dragon Ball-inspired and all? I'm so down for that.

>>87952571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5G3ZpCfaEs

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>>87952146
Anyone else think pumpkins are cute?

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>>87952584
Thats a cute birb tho

>>87952508
but today is Sunday!!!

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>>87952584
>chui

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>>87952531
Either that or she forms with a featureless coverall so she can wear all the clothes she wants.

>>87952488
she acted like a retard and faced consequences because of it
Puke got what she deserved

>>87952488
>>87952641
Honest to God, I have no idea what you guys are talking about. I thought she just left Twitter because she couldn't handle people criticizing her for "queer bait." Is she even still working on the show?

>>87952327
next week, thursday

>>87952698
No.

>>87952698
The other night someone started posted screenshots of what they claimed was her personal, non-public tumblr venting about things that seemed to indicate she was having friction with the rest of the crew. People figured out what the url was eventually, so there were like 4 or 5 threads of people digging around to pull quotes and make fun of her.

People think she left the show because she took it off her profile or something and a screenshot shows an office door with her boardmate's name but without hers.

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>>87952378
It's soon wintertime. Who else is getting /comfy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJuywtwURE

>>87952698
Don't pay attention to eDrama
You'll be much better off

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>>87952922
It's a good day to be comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OUP_Z3iZPs

This show completely ruined my life. I wish it would just go away.

>>87953049
How?

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>>87952284
Nope

It's idol anime

Once you've gone in, it's impossible to go out

So no matter what, don't go there or else you'll go full weeb

>>87952259
Nico is best.

>>87953081
My wife left me because I would constantly watch it, and when I tried to get her to dress up as pearl that was the last straw.

>>87953220
This is worse than the wallfag.

>>87953220
At least you aren't Zuke

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>>87953220
Pearlfags deserve to be alone.

>>87952922

My default state of being is comfy.

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>>87953220
>and when I tried to get her to dress up as pearl that was the last straw.
Pearlfags never cease to amaze...

>>87953220
Fuck sake I love this place

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Was this screenshot that got posted a couple of threads ago with another one of the CGs standing in a doorway real or fake?

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>>87952378

>>87953429
Dunno, but if it's legit then it'll probably make the Rose is PD theory a lot more likely to be true so I'm just going to pretend it isn't.

>>87953450
eh?

>>87953429
Real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWJmRTTa6vc

>>87953429
This doesn't prove shit about Steven or Rose being PD. This is just like Jasper having a yellow diamond on her clothes, or Pearl having a pink diamond on her space suit. He probably got those as a present from Pearl, Garnet or Amethyst.

>>87953469
It's even more suspicious if Pearl gave those to him. I mean, it's already weird that Pearl keeps the pink diamond on her space suit.

>>87953468
Looks like Greg's staying over at Vidalia's house.

>>87953220
>things that never happened

>>87953610
I hate this creature

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>>87953616

>>87953651
I wish nothing but death to it.

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>>87953658

>>87953661
Death and suffering.

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>>87953220
Uh-huh

>>87953049
and yet you're posting in its general thread

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>>87953220
't was all for a good cause.

>>87953220
but does your wife even look like pearl?

>>87953220
I kek'd

>>87953468
You see Pearls face when driving off? Looks like the she wanted to kill Greg or something.

>>87953220
I'd dress up as Pearl for (you) if you want, but unlike Pearl I have huge breasts.

>>87953876
More of Pearl being worst gem? Seems like a fun episode.

>>87953944
We'll be the ones to judge that.

Pics or GTFO.

>>87953876
I dont see shit

>>87953994
Look around 0:32, there's a clear enough shot of Pearl so see that she's angry as shit.

>>87953876
awesome pearl being salty to greg is the best

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morning /sug/

>>87954149
why do your doodles look much more grainy and zoomed-in than usual?

>>87954149
Morning faggot.

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>>87954168
I'm using a new brush, i should zoom out a bit tho.

>>87953876
Yeah she looks pretty mad. This while Amethyst and Garnet seem to have a big smile on their face

>>87954237
likely having the same intentions, but expressing themselves in a different way.

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>>87954176
a-a-ffaggot.

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>>87954256
yes, a faggot, faggot.

>>87954237
Tbh this is only 4 to 6 months after Rose's death. I never expected her to be fond of Steven by this time

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>>87951768
I knew that shit was going to happen. There's no way reddit was going to let you post an obviously private blog. Though you shouldn't do it, you'd be better off spamming it on tumblr than you would spamming it on reddit.

But there's really not point to begin with. The only thing it would result in is drama.

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>>87954282
Make more drama, watch it all burn anon.

>>87953106
I might watch it. I saw "Todokete" memes recently and that got me to listen to Snow Halation which I liked.

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>>87954149
>>87954211
Morning.

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/trash/ /sug/ is now superior to /co/ /sug/ in every fucking way

fuck zuke drama

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>>87954417
fuck off back to ribbit you ugly frog

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>>87954417
Stop with these board wars already, it's so fucking autistic, just browse both.

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In the end, the answer was in everybody's heart all along:

Kill yourself

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I just want Jasper to get fucking shattered so we can't be held back by promises of redemption that may never come

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Did Zuke ever board a single episode with Jasper in it?

>Indexer trying to be subtle

>>87954491
Chile Tid.

>>87954506
Shut the fuck up Indexer

>>87954540
>Indexer's new strat instead of denial is to shift the blame

>>87954558
>Indexer talking to himself
This is fucking sad, Indexer

>>87952206
THE CLOTHES DON'T FUSE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT PART OF THEIR BODIES REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87954572
They partly do

>>87954572
But that's wrong, see:mindful education

>>87953876
Kind of looks like amethyst and pearl have scared expressions on their faces. Maybe it's the first time pearl drives a car?

>>87954564
I don't think indexer is around, he'd be posting his images on /trash/, plus he said he's got a busy day today.

>>87954623
>busy day today
>The guy with no life

By busy day he meant reposting images at max res.
Like he's currently doing now.

>>87954572
Are you dumb? That's exactly what happened with Connie's dress and Steven's shirt.

Besides it's mostly just an art meme. I've even seen it done with Young Greg/Older Greg outfits.

>>87954637
Indexer is a mystery, but I don't know if he'd just lie like that, he'd just ignore the conversation.

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>>87954265
Using my own drawings against me, has no effect.

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>>87954731
How about this then? Faggot!

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Fuck all of y'all I'm going to bed

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>>87954781
Night anon, sweet dreams!

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>>87954770
>BULLYING
get out

>>87954793
This again? I'm not bullying!

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lapiven

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Which gem has best feet?

>>87954955
Malachite

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>>87954770
My only weakness, other artists drawings.

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>>87955007
I love you Carl.

>>87953220
JUST

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>>87955035
Love you too anon

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>>87953220
i know this is a troll but i'm so glad i browse this site

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>yfw jasper is redeemed
>yfw she beats the hell out of lapis
>yfw the gems allow this

>>87955279
Best endgame

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>>87955279
She deserves it, honestly.
I love Lapis but she needs to get knocked down a peg.

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>>87955279
It'd be pretty good, but beating Lapis isn't that easy.

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>>87952235
You are sentenced to the most horrible Gem torture device: THE TUMBLER!

>>87955279
>implying the gems wouldn't constantly call Jasper a jobbing cuck and she just takes it while eating her problems away
Delusional jasperfags at it again

Remember when Zuke used to be cool and likeable.

>>87955389
No.All the Zuke memes were annoying.

>>87953220

>your wife lefts you because you asked her to dress like a character

what kind of petty bullshit is that, she wasn't worth it, man

anyway, i'll take "shit that never happened" for $10, alex

What if Rose came back for one episode.

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>>87955328
>Pealr

>>87955441
I'm OK with it in the "It's a construct in her room that's not actually her" scenario, but any other way I think would be jumping the shark.

>>87955550
But what if Steven poofs and Rose comes back temporarily?

>>87955588
It's been confirmed multiple times that Steven wouldn't poof though.

>>87955609
But Rose might come back if the Quarts is intact,
or Steven's human side would die and he would be full gem.

>>87955679

nope, he bleeds and dies just like any human

>>87955609
>>87955694
You do know it's not really confirmed until it happens in the show, right?

>>87955694
He does have a point. If Steven's human body dies, and his gem remains intact, there is a high possibility of Rose reforming.

And Steven may have a long life span due to his gem part, but his body is still organic, and organic matter eventually dies off.

Guys is the show getting cancelled or are we safe till after season 5?

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>>87955679
>full gem
>full
>gem
Implying Steven is a fusion between sperm and a mineral....

>>87955609
He won't poof or he CAN'T poof? Which of the two is it?

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>>87955734
Look at the revenue it makes CN, ofcourse it's gonna stay. Maybe not as much as ttg but it's the next runner up.

>>87955734
So far Sugar has renewed the show for 3 full seasons with CN making it look like 5 seasons by cutting the second half of season 2 into season 3 and season 3 into season 4 and 5.

We're unsure if Sugar plans to keep going.

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>You have been visited by the Merchant Anon of lesbian space rock merchandise. You will be blessed with high quality Chinese merchandise and lesbian space rocks, but ONLY if you post "Good luck, Merchant Anon!" in this thread.

And since yesterday was Black Friday, that should mean good things today!

>>87955776
5 seasons, but that is going by the original airings schema that included 52 episodes per season, we'd be starting season 3 by now.

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I love Blue Pearl!

>>87955819
>>87955819
No, 3 full seasons.
5 is what CN cutting two seasons into halves look like.

And you're actually right we ARE 10 episodes into season 3 so far.

>>87955833
That's sapphire.

>>87955769
From what I heard viewership has dropped big time since season 3, though.

>>87955776
Honestly, if it does end then, it sounds like it might be one of those endings that would warrant a sequel show with a time skip somewhere down the line. I wouldn't put it past her to do it too.

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>lapis will never look at you the way she looks at steven

>>87955814
Oh hey, you're back.
Good luck, Merchant Anon!

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>>87955881
>>87955863
You mean Blue Pearl?

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>>87955833
her sex hair is pretty cute.

>>87952146
dead fanbase

>>87955881
Well, he did free her from thousands of years of isolation and torture. I'd love him unconditionally too.

>>87955905
Thank god

>>87955910
>typical lapiven shipper

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>>87955833
>>87955863
>>87955900
>>87955904
There's only one way to end the confusion.

Initiating Perma-fusion protocol B-1U3

>>87955881
>The pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55% while looking at something you love

Also when you're doing cocaine

>>87955905
fanbase is dead but yet the hatebase on /co/ is still trying to find ways to shit on the show and /sug/

>>87955925
I didn't say she wanted to fuck him, retard.

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>>87955948
Don't forget /trash/

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>>87955946
What does it mean when it shrinks.

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>>87955946
Are you implying my Lapis does drugs?

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>>87955965
Yes you did! You said," I WANT STEVEN TO BE INSIDE LAPIS!!"

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>>87955969
Same thing.

If the Pearls in homeworld don't have a CG Pearl fangroup I'll be very disappointed.

>>87955769
>ifunny

>>87955983
Lapis seems more like the drinking type, to be honest. It's Peridot who seems like she's to lay off the cocaine.

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>>87956009
Prepare to be disappointed

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>>87955929

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NOW LOOK AT THIS JASPER
THAT I JUST FOUND

>>87955929
That's a mega sapphire...

>>87956072
Dats uh net

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Give me The Rock

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>>87956090
FUCK

>>87956072
THROW IT ON ME
>*boing*

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>>87956019
I could see her doing all kinds of mind altering substances, just to numb the ptsd of a thousand years trapped in the mirror.

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don't leave Mala /sug/

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>>87955946

>>87955948
>muh hatebase
SEETHING

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>>87956101
Give her The Cock.

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>>87955948
>yet the hatebase on /co/ is still trying to find ways to shit on the show

And failing horribly.

>>87956195
Are you referring to yourself?
Because i'm just stating the obvious and obnoxious hatebase.

>>87955946
What if you really love cocaine?

Steven Universe never drew a dime.

>>87956009
>Hw gems
>Liking a rebell
Tothecorruptionchamber.png

>>87955972
Fear.

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>>87956273
shit

>>87956251
2.4025 times its original size

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>>87956257
It drew multiple quarters, but lost them all.

>>87956152
Malachite is for bullying.

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>>87956293
What is washed up Layton doing in Beach City?

>>87956293
Motherfucker spends all his money on a fortune-telling machine and wonders why his life is so shit

>>87956262
Sure many Pearls hate getting treated like shit, wouldn't be surprised if they idolized Pearl if they new her existence and what she had done.

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>>87956313
Malachite's entire existence was suffering and turmoil anon. Can't she have a nice time?

>>87956373

But for a Pearl, that is NOT 'being treated like shit'.

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>>87956313
Mala is the bully

>>87956313
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>>87956464
There was a comic of Garnet defeating Malachite by using electricity underwater to poof her.

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>>87956009
If there isn't a Pearl rebellion lead by CG Pearl I'll be severely disappointed.

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>>87954955

Pearl?

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>>87956509
Who's face did they model those pearls after? Benedict Cumberbatch?

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>>87956461
Because they've never known freedom. When they get a taste of it they wouldn't want any less.

>>87956509

Why the heck would there be a rebellion among Pearls?

>>87956313
Malachite is for loving and comforting

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>>87956593
Because they're literally the sex slaves of Homeworld.

>>87956461
I'm sure what will be the diamonds downfall is their own gems from homeworld turning against them

>>87956464
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>>87956601
Handfags, the lot of you...

>>87956611

Who's to say that Pearls don't enjoy being sex slaves? Keep in mind, CG Pearl is defective.

>>87956592

...That is an unsupportable claim. For all we know Pearls need to be owned as much as humans need love, or freedom.

Pearl is considered defective. But even she instinctively clings to 'owners'. And she states outright that she's no good on her own. After 6000 years of open rebellion!

>>87956660
CG is defective because she fights and she's free to make her own choices,

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>implying Y/B pearl would revolt when they get to taste double diamond pusspuss

>>87956689

Or perhaps she fights and she's free to make her own choices because she's defective.

>>87956685
Pearls need to be owned as much as Bismuths are made to eternally build shit for Homeworld. Even a Bismuth eventually gets tired of having to follows orders all the time. Our Pearl, and I'm sure the other pearls, are no different.

>>87956704
If that's true then Peridot wouldn't call her a fancy one.

>>87956592
>implying every Pearl wants freedom so they can live on a backwater planet and act like an autistic retard
CG scum fuck off, not every Pearl wants to rebel just for some cheap Rosecock.

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My tea's gone cold, I wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

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So, what's the problem with Lapidot again?

>>87956740
>t. Yellow Diamond

>>87956611

If you wanted to create sex slaves - CREATE, mind - wouldn't you make sure they wanted to be slaves?
Ever seen 'Ex Machina'?

Remember how Peridot felt about Yellow Diamond? How happy she seemed when she thought of pleasing her? Pearls might not be able to break away from that at all.

Ever read a Gor novel? (I wouldn't blame you if you haven't, and if you haven't for Christ's sake don't pick one up now)

>>87956623

...Well, it has happened before. What if the reason Homeworld isn't doing so great and which wasn't known to Peridot (Because according to my headcanon she was made especially for this mission and was only told that there was a shortage of resources) is that there are multiple rebellions going on, emulating Rose Quartz? Would certainly explain the raging hateboner YD has for Earth: that's where it all started to go wrong.

>>87956771
Pretty garbage ship and should never be getting as much in-show attention as it has.

>>87956771
Peridot belongs to Steven

>>87956702

>"Yellow Pearl! Come with me to Earth, where you can be free of the shackles of oppression that bind you to servitude!"
>"Every single night I get to pound a giant yellow vagina while my Diamond uses her powers to directly stimulate the pleasure centers of my brain. I have constant orgasms of such intensity that I can't even think straight until, spent and exhausted, I pass out to the sound of my Diamond's gentle praises."
>"Oh. I, uh..."
>"Yeah. You get the hell right out."

>>87956771
Everything, especially its fags

>>87956771
It feels forced.
An autistic nerd and an abused, lonely girl don't quite fit together

>>87956710

But Bismuths do hard and unpleasant work, the fruits of which they do not get to enjoy. But for a Pearl, the work is the reward.

>>87956771

Overexposure, I am guessing.

>Pearl rebels just because Rose did and she wanted to be owned by Rose
>CG act like this is some noble rebellious act and not the same shit she's always done since she was made
H O L Y S H I T

>>87956734

No, you're an idiot. Something can be both fancy AND flawed.

>>87956781
Then the diamonds did a garbage job at creating slaves since there is already a clear example in CG Pearl in how even a gem created to be a slave alone, is able to break free and enjoy her time being free.
>inb4 b-but Pearl still has a slave mentality
Pearl joining Rose is still an act of Rebellion towards her diamond, see above, Diamonds did a garbage job.

>>87956771
cancer of the fandom spearheaded by someone who worked for the show who valued it above all else

>>87956812
>CG act like this is some noble rebellious act and not the same shit she's always done since she was made
And still manages to be different from every other Pearl. Go rewatch Back to the Barn.

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>>87956803

>TFW she cums hard whenever Yellow Diamond says something like "Well done on those files, Pearl"

>>87952488
Zuke please go away

>>87956830
In the contect of Jasper calling Pearl "defective" it is easier to assume she calls her that because she acts in a way a Pearl isn't supposed to act, rather than pearl being defective because there's something wrong with how she came out, like Amethyst. If there really was something "off" about Pearl, or defective, you wouldn't have just any Peridot saying that she's of a fancier class.

>>87956771
You are. If you truly loved Lapidot you would kill yourself.

>>87956794
*Lapis

>>87956833

But we haven't seen any other rebellious Pearls. Perhaps her defect really makes her unique. It may even have inspired the rebellion to begin with.

1) A Pearl may not harm her owner, nor through inaction allow her to come to harm.
2) A Pearl must obey her owner, unless doing so would go against the first law.
3) A Pearl must protect her own existemce, unless doing so would go against the first or second law.

Pearl = Caliban?

>>87956915
>Lapis belongs to Steven
I'm sorry but Little Demayo is too pure for Harems

>>87956771
It's an underdeveloped ship. The interactions between Lapis and Peridot come off as completely unnatural because we never see the process that leads to the two of them getting along except for that one time in Barn Mates. We, as viewers, just have to assume that they talked things out, etc. It also feels unnatural to me for this reason alone.
Also, it's shippers are the blight upon this alredy cancerous fanbase.

>pearl still wants to be owned
>garnet is a violent hypocritical warmachine
>amythest eats garbage
>peridot is a meme gremlin
>lapis is just kinda there
nice

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>>87956960

Plus he grew up to believe women are stronger and more competent than men.

>>87956771
It could have been amazing but Zuke is too retarded to write well. Now it's just literally "muh perfect otp dream ship". Just more wasted potential from this piece of shit show.

>>87956905

Pearls are made to look the way they are. CG Pearl was made to look fancy, likely because she was supposed to belong to someone high in rank.

Her being defective doesn't change that, and her being fancy isn't going to stop her owner from throwing her away for being defective.

Peridot commenting on Pearl being fancy is entirely irrelevant.

>>87956771
Lapidot actually ruined someone's life

Granted that someone was Zuke but still

>>87956982
>gets called violent
>Garnet's first impulse is to beat the shit out of the person who insulted her

Peridot was right

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>>87957027
I'd kick pre-Back to the barn Peridot's ass too if she was an annoying cunt who tried to murder us.

>>87957021
Still doesn't refute my first point. It's way more likely that Jasper called her that for the reason of Pearl acting out of her role rather than Pearl being defective because of something physical.

>>87957025
as St Paul said "The love of Lapidot is Lapidot is the root of all sorts of evil. Some have wandered from the faith and stabbed themselves with griefs in the pursuit of Lapidot"

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Is it hot in here or did someone fuck with the thermostat again?

>>87956982
The crystal degenerates

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>>87956960
Steven x Everyone is the true ship.

He probably joins Sadie and Lars in their three-ways now. His goal is to ensure that everyone in Beach City has no sexual frustrations.

>>87957076
>rather than Pearl being defective because of something physical.

You mean like the oval baroque shape of her gem, instead of the spherical shape of YP and BP's gems?

>>87957103
eh its not as catchy

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>>87957097
Mommy's home

>>87956982
you were told earth ruins everything

>>87957027
That part on Back to the Moon where Garnet grabbed her by the chest was stupid.

Did they really think she'll change her entire viewpoint in a few weeks?

>>87956982
>thinking Jasper wasn't just stating obvious facts every time she insulted the CGs

>>87956771
It's fucking dead.

>>87957112
I did some research on that actually. Perfetly round pearls are rarer to find, therefore they are also of higher value - which means it makes sense that they would only be found in a diamond's pearl, this going by pure speculation. On the second rank, would be the oval shaped pearls, while not as rare, are still valuable in the pearl market because of its symmetry and roundness. Other pearls, more common to find, are assymetric ones, flat ones, horribly misshapen ones. Conclusion being, Pearl isn't a diamond's pearl, we can see that from the shape of her gem alone, but she's still a pearl of high value, she was probably made to be owned by some high ranking gem (i.e. a Rose Quartz)

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>>87957145
It's not that they wanted her to change.
It's that for one, she was literally dissing and bashing a dead gem's entire rebellion and what they worked for, for a eon or so.

Even if it was stupid that's a pretty fucked up thing to be doing even if it's only to three or so gems.

>>87957145
I remember someone explained that the CGs did that because they dont know how to defend their beliefs with anything other than violence

Rose was the one who loved Earth for what was on it, they just used it as a base

>>87954770
Hey that one's mine.

>>87957181

Correct. CG Pearl is an imperfect Pearl that belonged to a high-ranking Gem.

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>>87957137

>>87957226
And it's great anon.

>>87957224
Are you sure you don't have that reversed?
Think about it.
If Rose isn't as peaceful or nice as we interpret her and her soldiers were motivated purely for either Rose's cause or for their own hopes and dreams for the planet.
Who's the one that would really be using it as a base?

>>87957238
She turned into a dog

How is this still not clear

>>87957257
>Rose why do you like the Earth?
>Organic life is so interesting and unique, I love it
>Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst, why do you like the way Earth is now?
>YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE ASSHOLE

>>87956982
Women.

>>87957247
Thanks senpai.

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>>87956771
It's not heterosexual :)))

>>87957238
She got turned into a thirsty cuck and eventually became such a desperate slut that she fucked a dog with aids

>>87957318
They did try to talk it out with Peridot though let's be honest here.
Garnet only got physical after Peridot literally shat on her dead leader's ideals which for any soldier who respects their leader would gladly do that to a stupid citizen who didn't know better.

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Is it too much to ask for a fusion with four tits?

how many parallels to the Nativity do you think Sugar managed to sneak into this next episode?

>>87957372
3 fiddy

>>87957350
that was lapis' doing though, had nothing to do with Earth itself

>>87957360
Why stop at 4?

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>>87957360
Why a fusion when you can go up to any sapphire and motor boat them.

>>87957360
>>87957399
>>87957396
Why would any gay space rock need breasts anyways?

>>87957423
To look sexy.

>>87957399
What if I don't want to get arrested?

>>87957423
why wouldnt they

sex is fun and only the most fervently puritannical of the SJWs actually wants breast-cancer survivor barbie-doll Gems

>>87957430
For what and for who? They do not sexually reproduce and therefore do not have to go through the human peacocking ritual.

>inb4 garnet
She is a fusion addict like Jasper, but those two like being addicts together.

>>87957458
>gems
>sex
>>b-but steven
Steven's form is just an illusion and Rose is playing 3d Chess with us

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good morning

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>>87957477
More like good evening, amirite yuros?

>>87957477
well it was until you showed up

Zuke joins ISIS when?

>>87957386
True, I guess Earth has already affected her life as much as it could since she was born there

>>87952196
Poel*

>>87957518
Zuke assassinates Rebecca for "h8ing on muh ship" when

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>>87957517
right, now it's a great morning

>>87955881
Christ, Raven's Lapis should go away and never come back, because she's disturbing.

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what if pearl stuck her sniffer in MG's woo woo hole and did a sneeze

>>87956771
Everything happened off-screen. We don't even know exactly what their relationship was before the barn.

>>87953106
"Is it tasty?"
"Yeah!"

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>>87957514

>>87956771
It's boring and vanilla as hell and the shippers are the cringiest autists in the entire fandom/crewniverse

>>87957764
>Labis Labuli

>>87957764
You, I like you.

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>>87957764
I love your drawings, keep it up man

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>87957764
You're the only drawfriend here thatI actually enjoy keep it up

>>87957840
I want tang to leave

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>>87957830
True

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>>87957788
>>87957789
>>87957834
>>87957881

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>>87957896
Do Rose

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>>87956982
accurate

we're probably half way through the story, or something like that.

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>>87957764
>>87957896

>>87957881
Are there any other drawfags left?

>>87957921
But that'll kill her :DDD