/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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BOB

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season 1 pearl

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Are you true to salad?

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>>87943890
Earl

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Send the collage. You know to who. Zuke can't get away with this shit.

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LAPISS LISPULI

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>>87943942

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>>87943933
Also send this one with it because some of the text is too small in the other one.

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Here we go.

>>87943933
Right now, or when it's been made public that she quit?

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>>87943933
>>87943956
Zuke a sht and all that but I think that might be taking things too far. Remember she's mentally ill. Besides everyone has the right of free expression. You have talked shit about your boss too I bet.

>>87943986
Just send it to Ian now. Rebecca and her friends shouldn't have to deal with this two faced bitch for any longer than they have to. They deserve to know the truth.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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toot toot

>>87943933

ian and sucrose both browse /co/ so they'll find out sooner or later

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A B U S I V E

>>87944006
You have a right to free expression, you don't have a freedom from consequence of that expression. If I shit talk my boss, I do it privately off the internet.

>>87944006
I'm torn. I know she is mentally fucked up, but she wasn't just talking trash about her boss. She was calling her friends intolerable too. I have mental issues, but I would never have a secret blog where I bullied them. Even though she's mentally ill, I feel like she crossed a line here.

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>>87944033
How are the valves moving without her fingers?!

>>87943910
Best pearl easily.

I really hope she gets a better outfit than her current shitshow soon

>>87943933
>>87943956
I don't come here often, what's this?

>>87944127
Zuke's secret blog
Not so secret anymore

>>87944006
Seriously, there's a worrying lack of empathy going on here. Yeah, talking about your friends behind their backs is a shitty thing to do, but considering the possible consequences making this spread is just disproportionate punishment. We have nothing to do with any of this anyway. You can't mess with someone's private life just because they work on a TV show you like.

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/FREAKS/

REPORT IN

>>87944006
This could seriously make her want to kill herself and while I don't like her I also wouldn't want that to happen. Wanting to fuck up a person's life is literal sociopathic autism.

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>>87944191

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>>87944055
It WAS supposed to be a provate blog though

She's not that subtle but people weren't supposed to find ot about it

>>87944173
So long as nobody harasses Zuke, its fine. Shit talking is what 4chan does.

>>87944240
Yeah, but now people are talking about sending Rebecca the collage. I know in this case it's probably just shitposting but we've done similar things before.

>>87944173
She has had this blog for almost a year. She had a lot of time to think about the consequences of what she was doing.
At this point, even if nobody sends the crew the pictures they're still probably going to find out. Rebecca and Ian lurk /co/ and they might already know.

>>87944234
That's her fault then. If she was more subtle about it, or used a more secure website, no one would have known. She's neatly kept a record of all her shit talk to her friends and co-workers that can be viewed publicly.

>>87944278
They should be sending it to Ian.
He might actually see it.

>>87944290
She's a mentally ill autistic retard. You can't expect her to use logic.

>>87944117
molecules of h2o in the air

>>87944191
HAHA THERE HE GOES AGAIN GUYS!

THIS GUY SURE LOVES JASPER, I MEAN SHIT(HEHEHE) HE COULD LITERALLY EAT HER SHIT IF SHE WAS REAL AND ASKED HIM TO BECAUSE THIS GUY SURE LOVES JASPER

HE WOULD DRINK HER URINE, LICK HER SWEATY FUCKING ARMPITS AFTER A LONG DAY OF TRYING TO KILL THE CRYSTAL GEMS AND FAILING HORRIBLY, CLEAN HER FEET WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT SENPAI THIS GUY WILL DO IT BECAUSE HE SURE LOVE HIS "WAIFU" SO MUCH DESPITE PROBABLY BEING SOME STUPID FUCKING MLP NIGGER WHO CANT SPAR WITH HIS "WAIFU" FOR SHIT

BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE HES HERE IN THESE FUCKING THREADS EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. REMINDING YOU THAT HES TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH SOME UGLY FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER THAT WAS DESIGNED BY PEOPLE WHO STUDIED ART FOR YEARS AND HAVE A UNIVERSITY EDUCATION JUST SO THEY COULD PIECE TOGETHER A PIECE OF SHIT THAT IS MEANT TO INVOKE REPULSIVE SIGNALS IN PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE BECAUSE THATS WHAT JASPER IS MEANT TO BE = AM UGLY FUCKING BAG OF SHIT WHO IS A BRUTE

BUT NO HERE HE POSTS THE LONE WARRIOR WHO IS ABSOLUTELY MADLY IN LOVE WITH THIS PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE, I MEAN LOOK AT HIS 30 PICTURE FOLDER OF JASPER WHAT MORE PROOF DO YOU NEED HES ABSOLUTELY DEVOTED??????????

LAPIS FUCKERS BETTER WATCH OUT THERE IS A NEW FUCKING DELUSIONAL MONGOLOID ON THIS THREAD AND HES READY TO OUTSHITPOST ANYONE JUST TO PROVE HIS POINT ON A MONGOLIAN VOLCANO 360 MOUNTAINCLIMBING BASKETWEAVER FORUM

>>87944325
>Sapphirefags

>>87944325
tl;dr

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REMINDER THAT LAPIDOT AND MYSTERY PEARL WERE KILLED OFF SO THE ONE TRUE SHIP LAPEARL COULD BE CANON
ALL THE PARALLELS WEREN'T FOR NOTHING

Zukefags have gotten fucking decimated
Is there even a single Zukefag still left here?

>>87944365
i'm sure if you post amedot they'll show up

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>>87944351
Could you quite honestly explain that reasoning?

I always want Sapphire to BE fucked by Jasper or Lapis

>>87944361
This actually makes sense. Sugar wouldn't have gone out of her way to eliminate Lapidot and Mystery Pearl if it weren't because she has plans for Lapearl.

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>>87944325
Whoa sick pasta man

Made me think tbqh

>>87944308
She should be getting professional help then rather than making herself a public persona. If she doesn't want help, and thinks she can handle being public about herself, she only has herself to blame for any backlash.

>>87944361
>MYSTERY PEARL
why pearl would be a mystery?

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>>87944394
test

>>87944394
>implying amedotfags like Zuke
It's all about Hilary.

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More relevant than ever

>>87944396
Lapearl would probably be very "unhealthy" at first and Zuke isn't fond of Pearl because she can't self-insert as a fat ugly autist so of course it'd make her pissy.

>>87944444
This.

>>87944444
You missed the point, the Zukefags show up to complain.

>>87944486
Ahhh, makes sense.

>>87944051
>this whole thing was predicted five months ago

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>>87943834
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon and the Zuke got Juked

Which of the Gems would you toke with?

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>>87944191

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>>87944475
Honestly Lapearl is a trillion times better than both Lapidot and Mystery Pearl combined.
PA RA LLELS

>>87944550
Yellow Diamond

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>sugar gave zuke free reign for lapidot because lapis and peri are side-characters so a relationship between wouldn't impact much
>proceeds to write the most boring and OOC relationship possible that pales in comparison to fucking fanfiction so sucrose has to step in for damage control
YA BLEW IT YA DUMB CUNT

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>>87944550
Amy

>>87944610
>side-characters
ebin

>>87944642
Sorry Perifag, she's officially a side character now, not townie-tier but definitely Connie-tier

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>>87944325
>30 PICTURE FOLDER OF JASPER
>30 PICTURE
>30
Amateur.

>>87944642
Actually only Lapis
Peridot is a major character

>>87944610
Curious to see how Zuke will react to this, assuming she doesn't already know.

>>87943933

>read a book about a guy who gouged his eyes out
>act surprised when he hurts himself

>>87944614
this, you know she'd be DTF, she'd even turn into whoever you wanted her to look like

>>87944681
Nah. Connie is way more importsnt than Peridot

>>87944692
Peridot isn't important.

>>87944735
>typo
Opinion btfo'd

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>>87944731
She'd also be a great little spoon

>>87944785
>thinking amethyst would be little spoon
kys

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>>87944731
>wanting her to look like someone else
No. She's perfect the way she is.

>>87944785
Yeah, a chunky and disgusting spoon.

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>>87944433
here i'll help
amedot sure is great and cool and canon, am i right?

Can Zuke be forced to go to a mental hospital? She needs to.

>>87944361
This ain't happening either.
gems are open to ship with whoever. 'Cept Garnet but people find a way.

I remember when the show used to have a sense of wonder to it. That has really seemed to have died after season 2. The show is quickly becoming boring and uninteresting. Like they just phoned it in after a while.

>>87944691
And now we know all your filenames.

>>87944593
Not at all.

>>87943834

>>87942393
>>87942557
But 14 inches of dick--Jewish vampire dick--is hard to take. Her balls are cute and tasty, but all of that dick... How in the world could I get all of that meat to fit inside me <3?

>>87944952
lmao zuke wishes she could make the relationship this interesting

>>87944902
You grew up

>>87944928
>all
You think that's all of them?

>>87944952
Shit song, to be honest.

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lapiven

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>>87945080

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>>87943922
I just made salad for the first time in my life last night. I put my heart and soul into that shit, and it was delicious. You're damn right I am.
Little kids liked my salad that's how fucking good it was.

>>87944902

>show seems less mysterious after explaining things

No shit sherlock

>>87945082
my dick exploded

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>>87945082
>>87945152

>>87944952
why does lapis have orange nose?

>>87945080
>>87945115
Did you know that there are some in this world (kono sekai)
That dislike Lapis (RAPISU suki nai yo)
Some that wish only to see her shattered
They that hate her just because she is
Some that are repulsed by the very thought of Lapiven?

>>87945214
god fucking dammit can't you fuck off with your stupid fucking meme?

>>87944308
She seriously needs to get mental help before she fucks up her life further.

>>87945208
Jasper is actually just Lapis in disguise

>>87945214
>Icy

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>>87944051
We need more Rebecca Sexually Abuses The Staff texts

>>87945214
>>87945271
Who?

>>87944614
this version is so much cuter than the real version

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>>87945060
It's objectively catchy
Not terribly complex but that was never the point
Your taste sucks

>>87945300
The "real" version is just as fictional so it shouldn't matter

>>87945344
Was becoming irrelevant due to your usage of the word "objectively" also part of your plan?

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>>87945365
>2D waifu
>not real
(You)

>>87945344
>It's objectively catchy
How does that even make sense

Zuke is my spirit animal.

>>87945477
You're a piece of shit SJW who hate's everyone around you?

>>87945477
She's heavy enough to be an elephant, so I assume you also liked the movie Dumbo?

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>>87945115
Do you think Lapis think of Steven as a gem or a human? what side of the coin do you think she sees him on?

>>87945522
I'm more of a Free Willy person.

how many gigs of porn do you think Zuke has? How much of it is legal?

>>87945523
That was already covered, it just happened offscreen.

>>87945535
Killer taste, bro.

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As someone who ships Stevidot, I'm so glad Lapidot is dead.

Not that I think Stevidot has a chance now, just because it leaves Peridot open and stops the shit show that was Peridot and Lapis's relationship till now.

>>87945563
As someone who doesn't give two fucks about shipping, I applaud your hopefully very bright future.

>>87945523
To her he's just Steven, and that's pretty interesting because she's one of the few characters that views him that way.

>>87945560
>Killer
Holy fuck I hate you

>>87945060
>>87945344
litteraly what song

>>87945597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

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>>87945563
Lapiven will be canon and honestly Peridot is a stupid uggo retard and deserves no love.

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>>87945523
Shit. that's good. Like a really good answer. Like a big step in Steven's problems with his Gem side and human side.

>>87945586
I feel dumb but when was that said or implied? that seems interesting that ever gem he met views him as a gem more then a human.
But if this is the case Lapis looks past everything just to see him she understands him better then anyone else.

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>>87945615
Hey, I'd be a hypocrite to shit on any ships. You do you.

>>87945586
Would you agree or disagree that Lapis loves Steven? Obviously not in a romantic way.

>>87945704
I think that if there's anyone that Lapis would love, it'd be Steven. Whatever happened with Peridot was stupid

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>>87943956
god damn it anons.

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is there any real evidence that the screenshots are actually zuke? If they are I don't care if she gets in trouble or not but if they aren't that's just fucked up

>>87945563
Weren't all the dot ships and Lapithyst only getting attention because of how Zuke was writing Peridot and Lapis?

If Zuke is gone, basically any chance of those ships are drastically reduced.


Not that i'm already stating the obvious, just thought i'd bring up the possibility.

>>87944959
How does Ian manage with it?

>>87945723
So who do you think'll drop the L-Bomb on Steven first? Lapis, Peridot or Jasper?

>>87943933
>make sure to give her the proper expression for being shipped with lapis (carves in angry eyebrows)
Did she seriously throw a fit about Rebecca telling her to draw proper expressions? This is pathetic

>>87945767
>Weren't all the dot ships and Lapithyst only getting attention because of how Zuke was writing Peridot and Lapis?
I'm not sure I get the logic here

>>87945756
>Blog has been around for almost a year
>Zuke deleted the info about her working on SU from her description on her public tumblr
>Amber has become a storyboard artist now, which means she replaced someone
>Zuke talks about quitting on the private blog
I'm 99.999999999% sure this is Zuke.

>>87945832
Worth noting that the whining about her job dates to way before we started speculating that she quit.

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>>87945563
Stevidot4lyfe, but that shit aint ever happening. Though I think Lapidot is more aesthetically pleasing, Amedot simply makes the most sense. Amethyst is the only one without an interest, and their conflicting personalities could balance each other's inabilities out.
Amethyst would compensate for Peridot's lack of strength, and Peridot for Amethyst's lack of intelligence. Plus give Amethyst a gem to hang around that isn't Garnet and Pearl, who are more akin to parents and older sisters and infantilize her.

Too bad this concept was ignored in favor of emo and nerd hanging out because self-insertion.

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>>87945832
does anyone have a link to the private blog though? The shots could be taken from a bunch of different blogs.

>>87945767
Stevidot was a power ship after Catch and Release. You don't have the main character call another cute and have the second get flustered without attracting a large fanbase.

Amedot is based on that moment the two shared in Too Far, ripped straight from a fan service anime

Lapithyst is a contrarian ship.

>>87945770
L-Bomb?

>>87945891
The link has been posted many many many many many times before. Check the archive.
Hint: It starts with a p

>>87945756
no. It's a private blog with no explicit association to Zuke. The only people who care are anons in /sug/ who desperately crave for something to talk about.

If it somehow spreads beyond /sug/ and the owner of the blog catches wind, they'd just delete the blog and nothing would ever come of it.

If it really is Zuke, then I'm sure the crew already knew about her issues and have moved on long ago.

>>87945756
>>87945832
>>87945852
Pretty much, everything lines up way too well. She works for a "narcissist with a children's TV show" and the blog owner ended up quitting right around when we suspect Zuke left.

>>87945832
People really need to gash this doubt away. If people can't put two and two together in order to realize that this is Zuke, then they really need to be labelled as retards.

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>>87945887
Eh, I was always ready for Converse to become canon, the show has actually developed that relationship.

It's Lapidot that drives me up a wall for how bad of ship it is

>>87945477
My spirit animal is also a cow.

>>87945893
>L-Bomb?
Which of them will say "I love you" or something to that effect to Steven first?

>>87945893
Yeah, probably wrong about Stevidot having any connection to zuke, but it has been btfo'd.

Amedot and Lapithyst aren't that far of leaps of logic though.

>>87945926
>there are still Zukefags
Kek

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>>87945615
>says character is a retard that deserves no love
>posts lapis

Reminder that Lapis is the worst gem by FAR. She is entirely to blame for Malachite and if anything put Steven in danger by creating a dangerous gem fusion and refusing to let Jasper go for that long. She is an entitled bitch and the only way to save her character is to find a way to get her to the temple to interact with the other gems. The novelty of memebarn is starting to wear off, even to Tumblr.

>>87945552
I'm glad they didn't show it onscreen.
Letting us just assume that it happened is the best writing.

>>87945929
>narcissist
What the fuck is Zuke on about? Rebecca doesn't act narcissistic at all, at least from what I've seen

>>87945887
Especially for such a judgmental person to hook together with a gem she initially judged, would be much more symbolic than Lapis, who is of zero importance to Peridot.

They could've done Lapidot right, if they focused longer on the conflict between the two. Lapis should've had serious angst about Peridot interrogating her (and it should've been emphasized more, but it wasn't. Matt simply mentioned interrogation on his twitter (fucking stupid) and Peridot briefly apologized for in Barn Mates. Without Matt, people would have zero idea Peridot interrogated Lapis), and since Lapis is a control freak, would project her feelings onto a helpless and much more embracing Peridot.

But they didnt do that either.

>>87945952
My spirit animal is Mike Rowe.

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>>87945782
Y'know. I don't want to give fuel back to Lapidot shippers because I'm kind of enjoying their silence, but from some of the posts I'm kind of wondering if Rebecca didn't reject the ship itself so much as she rejected Zuke's perfect lesbian fantasy version of it.

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>>87945930
I AM DEBATING WHETHER THE BLOG ACTUALLY FUCKING EXISTS.

JUST POST THE LINK YOU MONGOLOIDS

>>87945986
My current guess is Zuke wanted to make Lapidot canon. Becky said no, and since Zuke is a narcissist herself, she attributed not taking her genius ideas to heart as a form of narcissism.

>>87945982
>even to Tumblr

Please, I beg of you, prove it.

>>87945891
The name is poopingpenis. There's no point in keeping it secret anymore.

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>>87945964
Well in regards to who needs the development and what would make the most sense right now, Lapis. Get that relationship back on track.

In regards to what I want? Peridot, mostly for more ship fuel and to BTFO Lapidot/Amedot. No offense to those ships.

>>87946018
Mods have been banning direct links.

>>87946018
Find it yourself.
See
>>87946025

You know, I was hoping you fucks could keep it a secret so we could check her new posts every once in a while.

Let's see how long it takes before some moron starts messaging her private blog

>>87946001
Rebecca hypothetically probably rejected like 10 episodes worth of ship teasing and nothing actually progressing the ship, Zuke was fine with the two being an aggressive dominator on nerdy sub-factor relationship that didn't actually love each other.

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plplpllppl

>>87946067
You deserve no remorse for expecting something as retarded as that. I mean seriously, what the fuck were you thinking?

>>87945523
This is another annoying aspect about the bad writing. You think Lapis would have serious reservation and conflict about befriending someone as liberating as Steven, but knowing that he's Rose Quartz, the gem who led a rebellion responsible for her false imprisonment.

She obviously knows he's a gem, she said "wheres your gem on this thing", when attacking the laptop. Whether she knows he's Rose Quartz, or not, is something entirely overlooked.

It's like if I was imprisoned in Iraq because I was a suspected terrorist working with Al-Qaeda, then I was freed by a kid I later discovered to be Osama's heir. I would be seriously conflicted by that.

>>87946027
No offense to you but no one else would ever interpret a moment like that as romantic.

>>87945782
I think it's a reference to this video. The line she quotes happens at 5:07.
https://youtu.be/FltlugUIp7c?t=5m7s

>>87946067
I tried, but for some reason the retards here can't ctrl+f

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>>87946025
it's not coming up, i tried

/co/ is lying again

literally can't juke the zuke

>>87946027
It'd be cute either way, yeah. Judging from Lapis' protectiveness/attachment to him, I expect her to say it very soon. A tense or dangerous moment would be the most fitting.

Not to delve straight into shipping retardation, but I find it odd how none of the crew members even want to broach the topic of Amedot, yet they'll openly speak about Lapidot. A hint as to what pairing will actually happen, maybe? Idk

>>87946111
Her reasons for hating the current CGs is shit and based off solely that "they are rebels who caused me to get poofed and raped by homeworld, i'll just cover for homeworld and said they mistook me when i know they took any gem and just tortured them for info, even when i revealed i had no info they still kept me prisoner but nope let's still be mad towards the rebels xD fuck you Garnet"

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>>87946124
...

No one else would interpret a " 'I love you' or something to that effect" as romantic? Man, you don't know shippers if you think I won't be seeing 30 fics and another 60 artworks by the end of the week after something like that premiering

>>87946163
I fucking spoonfeed you and you're still too retarded to figure out or in extreme denial.

See, you guys shouldn't worry about this ever getting out. Human stupidity will save the day in the end.

>>87946185
You did a very poor job.

>>87946163
You need a tumblr to see the blog because it's private

>>87946200
>No one else would interpret a " 'I love you' or something to that effect" as romantic
No one but someone who's already inclined to ship them, obviously.

>>87946185
?
Amedot gets one episode. Not even one. Just about 4 seconds of awkward staring. They're friends at most. Same with Lapis/Peridot.

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>>87946221
>>87946215
i have a tumblr. i have the name. i type in poopingpenis.tumblr.com. It won't work! /co/ lies like always, and makes a fool of themselves! refuses to provide proof! Sad!

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Gnome-no drew the best Stevidot. And Stevidot was popular because of the Peri-smol antics. Even before then.
Everybody knew it wasnt canon, its just cute.

>>87946262
bad bait

>>87946262
Zukefags, everyone.

>>87946262
ooohhh. This is how Trump shot himself to the Presidential office

>>87946249
Still it's odd how none of the crew speaks about or even brings up Amedot, while they talk about Lapidot and even freaking Stevedot all the time

>>87946262
It's time for you to be disregarded.

>>87945986
Most likely scenario:
>Zuke wanted to make Lapidot canon
>Rebecca said no because it didn't fit into her vision of the show
>Zuke got pissy because she thought being a storyboarder would give her the power to do that
>Zuke quits because the entire reason she wanted to be a boarder was to push her shitty meme ship
>Zuke equates Rebecca's perfectionism to narcissism

>>87946185
Not sure if you've seen it but Amber did a drawing once with Amethyst pointing at Peridot and Vidalia and saying "my favorite shapes". She deleted it and Amedot shippers got a lot of mileage out of that fact.

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>>87946274
>>87946278
>>87946297
/co/ lies, backtracks, again refuses to provide proof! They want to slander a boarder, but they end up slandering themselves! Ironic!

>>87946304
How dare Rebecca control what goes into her own show, that is about her little brother's experience growing up and her own struggles. So selfish.

>>87943933

Fuck off.

So far, whatever dignity /co/ have is that we don't harass people over bullshit. We're not tumblr.

>>87946286
>>87946323
And also if there's like zero official art of them interacting I'll concede that it's kind of suspicious, because they're undeniably good friends in the show.

>>87946341
bad bait

>>87946362
Ignore him.

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>>87946341

>>87946356
No one's harassing anyone and seriously, if you still think this isn't real, you're a complete retard.

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>>87946262
>gave away the code name
Idiot.
Anyways, I couldnt find it by searching tumblr, I advise googling "you know what" with "blog", then a search result comes up that the blog liked. ctrl-f "you know what" and thats the blog.

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>>87946378
>>87946362
>>87946388
you can't make this up folks

literally post a screenshot, any iota of proof and i'd take you word for it! but they keep on lying!

>>87946358
Honestly, what if that's what really set Zuke off? Rebecca shooting down an actual Lapidot romance because she wanted Peridot to get with Amethyst down the line. And Zuke being insane like she is, considers Amedot an "unhealthy" lesbian romance as opposed to muh Lapidot

>>87943933
>>87943956

Do you think Zuke should play The Beginners Guide?

I think she'd really relate to it, seeing as how just like the character in that game, she's also an attention-craving narcissist that hijacks the creations of other creative people and tries to make them about herself.

>>87946431
Considering how insane she is over Lapidot, I wouldn't be surprised.

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>tumbler

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>>87946262
Fuck off retard.

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>>87946431
if anything lapidot is the unhealthy one. they sit in a barn bottling up their emotional problems and drowning them with garbage tv while peridot clammors for for lapis' approval. amethyst and peridot, on the other hand, are honest, down to earth, and actually have personalities that make sense together. I don't even ship amedot, but with the present information it makes infinitely more sense than lapidot.

Honestly, if Jasper comes back, I could see Lapis potentially getting back together with her. They're essentially a match made in hell.

>>87946262
Anons, these are smart anons by the way, tell a hopeless excuse for an anon how to get to a blog. A small time tumblr blog, mind you! This anon, a sad pitiful excuse for an anon, forgive me for my repetition, but it must be said! Can't find it, even with the aid of multiple anons. This same anon then goes around and badmouths these good and kind and loving anons, the anons I mentioned before! These aren't just some anons, /co/! These are our anons! That's why it's time we take nasty, just nasty, anons like >>87946262 to the trash. I mean, THE TRASH, and I will gladly do so, GLADLY do so! I just need to be elected, that's it. That's it.

>>87946431
What I dont get is why she doesnt ship Amedot just as hard, I mean both are lesbos? She obviously self-inserts as Peridot, but its ridiculous because shes nothing like Peridot. Shes more like Amethyst. And internalized hatred of herself, rejects the notion of having to be like Amethyst (overweight, lacking confidence, ect). She wishes she were like Peridot (skinny, socially awkward but extroverted), yet she's not. (she's not skinny, socially awkward sure, but obviously more introverted).

Lapis and Peridot is the relationship she wish she were in. Two hot, skinny girls, one depressed and the other nerdy, but fit together. Instead she's Amethyst (not skinny, self-conscious, doubtful of herself), and she knows it, doesnt like it, so she rejects the character.

>>87946525
I JUST GAVE YOU INSTRUCTIONS!
>>87946397
Google the fucking blog's name with the word "blog", and click on the first search result, then ctrl-f the name in the likes list.

>>87946431
It didn't even need to specifically be that.
It could've been anything that prevented Lapidot from happening.
Even if Rebecca just wanted to leave it open to interpretation, Zuke would sperg out.

>>87946525
Fuck it, you have my vote.

>>87946481
>claims Rebecca is satan
>claims everything in media triggers her severely
>yet
>loves characters that Rebecca based off of herself and ships them
>like marceline which Rebecca is known for writing
>still likes SU, even though it's the creation of her "abuser"
Is Zuke actually this retarded or

>>87946529
Lapis is her waifu. That's all there is to it.

>>87946493
>they sit in a barn bottling up their emotional problems and drowning them with garbage tv while peridot clammors for for lapis' approval.
Basically Zuke's life.
>amethyst and peridot, on the other hand, are honest, down to earth, and actually have personalities that make sense together.
Literally unrelatable for Zuke.

Lapidot is a better ship for Zuke, and therefore it's a better ship because Zuke is the best person ever and only her opinion matters. If you disagree, you're a narcissist.

Did you guys see the thing about the South American SU guy telling one of the VAs there was a huge bombshell coming and it involved Pearl?

>>87946498
Doubt it.

>>87946599
Yep. And she self inserts as Peridot because she has autism, and she's probably deluded herself into thinking she looks like Peridot.

>>87946575
I think you know the answer to that.

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Tell me /co/ who's the worst gem

>>87946765
me

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Is it so hard to have Lapis and Peridot as regulars?

>>87946765
Bismuth.

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>show called Steven Universe
>THREAD only talks about gems

It's ironic that Zuke is anti Amedot, yet she drew one of the better Amethysts

>>87946692
where was this? twitter or something?

>>87946712
>>87946529
When she's more like Amethyst, than Peridot.
>notice she calls herself "nerd" a lot. Real nerds tend not to do this.
>we know she cant spell
She's a geek at best. So, more or less, Amethyst, I suppose, but not Peridot. Peridot overworks, goal oriented, and analytical. Nothing like Zuke. However, Zuke is lazy, inactive, and insecure, much more like Amethyst.
Why, again, she doesn't just ship Amedot is confusing, unless of course she's projecting what she wish her life was like (Lapidot), rather than what its actually like (Amedot).

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Search your hearts /sug/, you know it to be true

QUICK SOMEONE GIVE ME THE PIC OF PEARL MAKING STEVEN BROWSE 4CHAN THANK YOU

>>87946493
Amethyst kind of trashed Peridot's limb enhancers out of spite, and then pretty much acted like she was doing Peridot a favor though.

>>87946778
If they're gonna stay side characters, I'd like it if the show brings the spotlight back to the actual main cast, Steven and the three CG.

Right now we have little quips from everyone without substance.

>>87946830
>Zuke is lazy, inactive, and insecure
That explains Peridot's recent characterization.

>>87946845
Uhh, what? She trashed them when they were still enemies, and she never acted like she did her a favor. What the hell are you talking about?

>>87946838
>Gem X Steven shippers
I know I could never track down and kill every last one of you with my bare hands due to logistics, but I'm happy knowing none of you will ever breed.

>>87943933
>>87944006
Yeah this is kind of fucked
The only reason people are able to see this is because one of her followers is a shitter who sent phone pics of her blog to an anon on /trash/ months ago, tumblr's privacy settings are trash, and autistic fucks are obsessed with her personal life. The first time people were able to find it by searching for the tags she used on a post she reblogged in one of the pics. She didn't intend for random people to see it, people are just digging and prying into every crevice of her life without permission. People can be shit in private, it's none of our business

>>87946778
Lapis is too strong and would solve every physical immediately. Earthlings would've ended before it began if Lapis tagged along.
Peridot is smart and can fix stuff. If she was there, Future Boy Zoltron wouldn't have happened. And how could we live without Future Boy Zoltron?
Also, Peridot actually asks questions, which would defeat the purpose of making Steven retarded.
So instead, Peridot and Lapis are on the bus indefinitely.

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Does /sug/ have a grip?

You think they'll actually shatter one of the homeworld gems

>>87946845
You mean the table thing right? Dickish thing to do, no doubt. But I don't see how that makes it unhealthy, more like realistic, she was trying to help even if she was stupid about it. Amethyst lacks maturity and insight, Peridot isn't perfect either.

>>87946891
There's a special kind of autism required to subscribe this much hatred, emotion, and vindication to god damn shipping

>>87946887
The Too Short To Ride thing where Amethyst was also going to trash Peridot's tablet. Sure, it unlocked Peridot's ferrokinesis, but Amethyst didn't know that.

>>87946838
Erm I'd say that Lapidot is contrarian. And its only contrarian because its contrary to the logical course Peridot would've taken in relationships.

Stevidot makes the most sense, but would never happen because Steven needs to interact with all the gems and befriend them to some degree.

Amedot just makes the most sense, followed by Stevidot, and Lapidot just makes no sense at all. That should be an antagonistic relationship, period.

>>87946860
Yeah, but she's like that because of Zuke.
I'm pretty sure she was just writing Peridot as herself.

>>87946933
>table
I mean tablet

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>>87946921

>>87946892
>private
Its not private though. She put it on the internet and even worse on an easily accessible part.
Hell I don't even believe this blog is really zuke, but if it is she has no one but her own retarded self to blame for putting private thoughts on a public site.

>>87946939
You said limb enhancers. Tablets are quite different. Amethyst didn't try to trash it out of spite, she tried to trash it because Peridot was trying to use it as an escape when Amethyst confronted her about her problem. It was still a shit thing on Amethyst's part, but she was doing it to try to help Peridot.

>>87946941
I think contrarian is more the opinion contrary to the most popular option. So Amedot

>>87946838
Fuck off.

>>87946937
Not a shipper. I just hate seeing that retarded shit posted.

>>87946921
>glass breaks

>>87946958
That was my point.
Her recent characterization makes sense in the context of comparing her currently to Zuke.

>>87946939
>>87946845
The Too Short to Ride moment was actually great, because it shows how much better Amedot is. Amethyst actually feels like a mentor around Peridot, something she cannot feel as 3rd place behind two stronger, more mature gems that usually police her like Garnet and Pearl.

Amethyst misguiding Peridot into being more of a deviant, while Peridot maintained her knack for being analytical and experimental, would've been fucking great.

There's this artist that drew some punkart style of Amedot. Thought it would've characterized the relationship well. The nerd with the drop out.

Zuke would've been the best to write it, since she relates to Amethyst so well. But thats why she precisely doesnt like it.

>>87947002
He never said you were, retard.

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>>87946841
I'm pretty sure it's not this one, but it came into mind.

>>87946892
>private

It's not private. There are literal ways to make your Tumblr private, actually private, and she doesn't do that .Hell, you can even make SPECIFIC POSTS private instead of a whole blog, so if she wanted to rant about her boss and work, she could have just made those private. But she didn't.

>>87946996
t. lapidot pleb

>>87947013
Oh. I thought you were giving a reason why Zuke would decide to make Peridot her self insert in the first place.
By the way, why did Zuke decide to make Peridot her self insert in the first place?

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I hope she has the option to wear her limbs again. It'd be cool if she could freely interchange depending on the situation, like casual/battle.

>>87947017
And that artist I think, recently got a job at Nickelodeon. She always drew Amedot in a very Nickelodeon manner. Reminded me of EEnE.

>>87947045
Is this sentence even properly structured?

>>87947050
>why does Zuke self-insert as Peridot
See
>>87946529

>>87947050
>By the way, why did Zuke decide to make Peridot her self insert in the first place?
She probably sees herself as le quirky nerd.

>>87947033
She might have some even worse posts that she actually did make private.
I doubt it, because she's a narcissist who would need to broadcast that shit in some way, but maybe.

>>87947024
Thats exactly the one
Thanks yo

>>87947050
Peridot post Gem Drill is definitely some fuckery on Zuke's part. Before she was having a spectacular character arc, peaking with Gem Drill itself.

>>87947042
No, no one gives a fuck about this taste shit.

>>87947055
I hope she goes back to being more than just a walking meme.

>>87943956
>>87943933

man, who even gives a shit anymore

stop being such fucking autists

>>87947050
quirky, obsessive loudmouth with a lack of restraint. Much, much, more apparent post-catch and release

>>87947148
Thanks for confirming.

>>87947050
She THOUGHT she was going to shoehorn Lapidot into this show, but failed. The answer should be obvious at this point.

>>87947158
I posted the new promo last thread but no one really gave a shit so I guess this is considered more interesting than the upcoming episode. I get it, though, this is something that kinda impacts the show itself.

>>87947195
naggers

Fuck this. I only care what's more aesthetically pleasing rather than what makes more sense.

>>87946919
>Earthlings would've ended before it began if Lapis tagged along.
Yeah, all that water out in a desert canyon is just way too OP for a character like Lapis.

>>87947158
She's had a massive effect on the writing and staff of the show, even getting Tang a job. It's important for the progress of the show, so it's something to talk about.

>>87947228
I figured

>>87947167
Don't mention it, mother fucker.

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>>87947237

>>87946286
Literally only Zuke talked about Lapidot and that's because she's the one who forced it. The crew wouldn't openly talk and favor any ship because they're not as retarded as her. I don't see them talking about Jaspis, Amedot, Lapearl, Jaspearl, Stevidot, Lapiven, Lapithyst, Garnidot, Jaspidot, etc, does that mean all of those are going to become canon?

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>>87946529
By this logic she should ship Lapithyst though.

She could have been /ourgal/.

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>>87947267
Unless she opens the floodgates like dream Lapis did then that's not going to do anything.

>>87947294
That'd be a terrifying new power for Lapis to learn. Dream Tear Fountain.

>>87947247
They're all good in their own way. None won't sail, there's no point to what makes more sense.

>>87947292
No, she wishes she were Peridot (an extroverted nerd), and shes obsessed with the hot depressed character. Lapithyst doesnt make sense since neither are nerds.

>>87947277
Lapidot was insanely popular before Zuke ever got her grubby hands on it. If the crew had a good pulse on the fanbase, someone would have inevitably teased it anyway.
It's just a shame it was Zuke.

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>>87947349
Why is Reddit so retarded

>>87947237
Jasper would've curled up into a ball and cried her eyes out.

>>87947331
The guy was arguing she should ship Amedot because she obviously has more in common with Amethyst than Peridot, but since her object of attraction is Lapis, it would make sense for her to ship Lapithyst, not Amedot

>>87947349
Oh no, Reddit found out.

>>87947349
Niggers niggers niggers niggers niggers my boyfriend beats me till I'm black and blue niggers niggers niggers I'm glad Trump won

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>>87946845
Amethyst was being blunt, but it certainly wasn't out of spite. She was upset about how low Peridot thought of herself and tried to fix the problem in the one of the only ways she knows how, abrasiveness.

Reddit is incapable of saying anything negative about the show, so we won't have to worry about anything

>>87947332
Lapidot was a complete crack ship until the the preview for Barn Mates

>>87947228
Only dedicated shippers actually put effort into forming analysis that backs up their ship. It's no use since none are happening but let them cling on to that thread, anon.

>>87947227
Thank you.

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Lapithyst is endgame stop being so fucking retarded. Zuke is just mad because not she has nothing to self-insert to.

>>87947440
"B-But there's no filler in this show!!1!1!1!!12"

>>87947349
>racial slurs lobbied at Lamar
I burst out laughing. You guys are terrible

>>87947479
None are endgame. Enjoy open characters to ship around.

>>87947531
they all got married
all ships are endgame

If you try to justify any ship being endgame with arbitrary "evidence" then you are just as bad as Zuke and NEED to kill yourself. This is ATLA all over again.

>>87947441
Sure had some interesting dynamics earlier before Zuke settled with lesbian farmers.

>>87947349
>there's no truth to those claims
Does Zuke need to directly say she made the blog for these retards to get it

>>87947349
Link to the subreddit

>>87947479
Amy is a disgusting fat slob, that's a perfect self-insert for Puke.

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>>87947596
Take a wild guess as to what it's called

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>>87947564

>>87947597
Except people actually like Amethyst.

>>87947479
Amethyst is literally Zuke, thats why she doesnt like the character.
>>87947614
I mean, link to the thread.

I'm honestly surprised her blog wasn't found out sooner, given how freaking obvious it's Zuke. Like come on. All you need to do is look how long the damn thing has been around to know that

>>87947559
Forgot, anon. That confirms a lot of the ones I liked too.

>>87947441
It was at least an interesting crack ship.
Calm, analytical, disgruntled minion Peridot with fart-sound making, playful ocean goddess Lapis was infinitely more interesting than the two boring lumps they became.

Maybe they shouldn't have had these two ever interact.

>>87947564
>45-slide powerpoint presentation on why Pearlmethyst is literally canon

>>87947596
The usernames are in the picture. Just look one up.

>>87947645
fucking kek

>>87947631
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/5ew1qm/i_think_they_just_gave_a_promo_featuring_more_new/

The screencap already had everything that was /sug/-related

>>87947645
Kek, I forgot all about that until now.

>>87947616
They're apparently married, so...

>>87947673
Wait. That actually exists????

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>>87947605
what a shame

>>87947349
>As far as I know there's no truth to those claims.
Did this dumbass actually read the thread?

>>87947641
Reminder that Zuke boarded a majority of their episodes.

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>>87947616
Lest we forget

>>87947641
>Peridot
>Calm
pick one

>>87947691
It was a while ago, I doubt I'll be able to find it again. It was closer to like 25 slides though.

>>87947440
You know one of them is gonna tattle, and then Zuke will delete her blog.
Well, that's what would happen if reddit (especially /r/stevenuniverse) users weren't so terrified of 4chan.

>>87947691
Yes, this situation and that are perfect reasons why shipping shouldn't be taken seriously ever.

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>>87947693
>Reddit
>Reading the thread
They think they might lose their honorary fedora if they stay on 4Chan to long, do you really think they would read an entire thread?

>>87947693
No, and as has already been said by others, the fact that most people are like that and therefore too impatient or stupid to figure out the whole thing is why we shouldn't worry about this whole thing getting out.

>>87947641

Just think about all the arguments between the two that Steven will never mediate.

You think Zuke might spill the beans on some future plot points?

>>87947724
That anon never fails to make me bust a gut

>>87947564
I think so long as I don't myself crying over "the beauty and tragedy" of my ship's love I'm still doing considerably better than Zuke

>>87947572
They had screen time together once, and they didn't even speak to each other before Barn Mates.

>>87947756
Arguments are abusive. They don't fit into Zuke's Most Absolutely Perfect Ship.

>>87947776
>Implying Sugar wouldn't organize a witch hunt for her if she ever tried that

>>87947724
>>87947784
This is definitely one of the best things to come out of /sug/. The Jail Break one too.

>>87947596
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/5ew1qm/i_think_they_just_gave_a_promo_featuring_more_new/dafkn3k/

Here ya go. And if you're planning on commenting, offensive words get automatically removed, so you'll need to be more creative.