Princess Ranking

>Tiana
>Literally shit

The heck you say

>Tiara
>shit
Because she's black?

Sleeping Beauty in god tier screams casual, she is the most generic, one-note, and boring of them all.

>Four of the most useless princesses in the entire line-up in the God Tier list
>Two of the hardest working ones in Literally Shit

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>No Princess Elena
Disney's already hawking her as an official Disney Princess even though she's never been in a theatrical release film, still don't know where she would go

>>87936170
Well, Merida is a bit of a shit.

Tiana is at LEAST good tier, though.

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>>87936209

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>>87936111
Fix'd

>>87936378
No it's not, you forgot this new slut
>>87936209

>>87936111
Tiana is a top tier princess fuck you

Mulan, Rapunzel and Tiana btfo out of Cinderella and Aurora. And Snow White needs to be moved down.

Cinderella's movie is an extended Tom & Jerry sequence and nobody outside of the fairies has a character in Sleeping Beauty.

Pleb ass "older is better" list.

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>>87936111
The best Disney girls arent even pricesses

Jane is the best one.

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>>87936414

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A better list.

>>87936542
>Sassy black lady
>Tiana

Did you even fucking see the movie?

>>87936414
She's not even a princess.

>much narlens princess

Bull. Shit.

>>87936403
>BUENO BUENO TACO JAJAJAJA
No thanks.

>>87936567
Finally, someone adds Jasmine.

>>87936167
>Sleeping Beauty in god tier screams casual

She has the best design though.

>>87936111
But I have a fetish for native American garb

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>>87936111
>Mulan.
>Princess.

>>87936209
Who?

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>>87936111
wheres star butterfly?

>>87936743
"If you wear a dress and have an animal companion, you're a princess." --Maui

Snow White and Cindy are kinda shit honestly

like no personality

I'm tempted to say the same thing about aurora but aurora is bangin'

>>87936209
Isn't she supposed to be a Mexican princess or some absurd shit?

>>87936111

Switch Elsa and Rapunzel with Aurora and Snow White and you've got yourself a perfect list.

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>>87936892
Where is Vanellope ?:

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>>87936567

>>87936567

Ariel should be higher. And I'd put Snow White above Aurora and Cinderella.

>>87936542
I would the sassy black lady meme, to be honest.

>>87937048
Ariel doesn't seem like the type who would hold a good conversation. The majority of her quirks were how much she loves and misunderstands land-dwellers. And in the series, all she did was befriend _sea creature of the week_.

She seems like the type of teenager who watches one documentary about the meat industry then decides to become a vegetarian and preach to people about how important it is to watch that documentary. And that's why I feel like's only good for her body and not for her brain. At least Pocahontas will sacrifice her life for her beliefs. Ariel has shoved three characters under the bus in the first movie alone (Sebastian to the cook, the Prince to save her, and her Father to Ursula).

>>87937039
She's in "why do I want to stick my dick in her" tier.

>>87937701
Maybe on your list

>>87936429
Jane, Esmeralda, and Amelia = best Disney waifus

>>87936429
The best Disney girls are the ones with feminine penises.

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>itt people who think the best Disney girl is one of the princesses

Wrong. Best Disney gall is Elisa, this is a fact.

>>87936111
>Best girl
Esmeralda from hunchback, but she's not a princess

>Top tier
Belle
Aurora
Mulan
Cinderella
Rapunzel

>Mid tier
Rapunzel
Snow White
Tiana
Pocahontas
Jane from Tarzan (not really a princess, though)
Ariel

>Low Tier
Merida
Vanellope
Kida from Atlantis

>Worthless Lesbian tier
Elsa
Anna

>"Oh shit, what are you doing?" tier
Nala

>>87936111

Princess i fap to list :

Elsa
Anna
Rapunzel

Everything else is an underage.

>>87937923
Shit, listed Rapunzel twice, she is supposed to be Top tier.

>>87937940
Anna is most definitely underaged. Isn't she like 17 or 16?

>>87937958

Anna & Rapunzel is 18

Elsa is 23 (Oldest Disney Princess)

Moana is 16

>>87936111
pretty accurate

>>87937982

ooops i wrong

Anna is 19

>>87936170
>princess
>hardest working
that's why they're shit tier

>>87937815
good point

>>87936111
I don't know. Tiana is pretty fun.

>>87936111
Mulan and Tiana are the only half decent role models of the bunch and then there's a gigantic universe sized power gap until we hit like everyone else in shit tier.

Every other princess just lies there and takes it, waiting for someone or something to save them.

OR they wind up making shit much worse because of their own selfish desires.

I can't say anything about Merida or Moana as I've yet to see either Brave or...Moana.

>>87938009
>good point
post Disney girls with girlcocks.

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Holy DISNEY princess list

>>87938030
Moana's Mulan/Tiana-tier by the end, though it takes her a little while to get there.

I haven't seen Brave either.

>>87938030
no girl wants to be Mulan, Merida, Moana or Tiana though.

>>87938141

Which one is the bearded one?

>>87938141
>only good for fucking

anon do you have something you want to tell us?

>>87938218

Prince Vladimir

Not going to lie, I only like Tiana cause of the songs. I'd put her in decent solely for that purpose.

>>87938186
Makes sense.
Mulan is the only one inside the Disney Renaissance but was released the same year the Pokecraze happened.

From there it's a lot of no one giving much of a shit about princesses until Rapunzel gave us the Disney meme era. Brave is possibly the Rescuers Down under of this new era.

Just because they aren't popular, doesn't make them not good especially when compared to so many other terrible princesses

>>87937923
What the fuck is good about Esmeralda aside from her looks?
She's passive and bland.

>>87938461

She has best song.

>>87936947
She's princess of made up fantasy land with Mexican trappings

>>87936111
>princess ranking
>includes non-princesses like Elsa and Anna

Anon

>>87937908
>Disney Princesses
>Elsa
>Anna
>Moana
>Elena

pls don't

>>87936111
>.gif
>they all look like shit because of the color depth
>blonde Anna
>your opinions

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>>87936892
Where's Sherbet?

>>87936209
I honestly think Disney is going to just make another Hispanic princess. Doesn't have to be placed in "mexico", but there is NO WAY, Disney is going to sleep on this with their lineup of tokens who already got movies.

>>87937982
>Elsa is oldest at 23
>oldest
>23

Huh.
Are they all THAT young?

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First of all. Neither Anna or Elsa are officially recognized Disney Princesses. Neither one is a princess for that matter, so it makes sense canonically.

Your god tier include Cinderella and Aurora which is fairly accurate. Their personalities, animation, stories, dresses, all really well done. They even have great songs.

Yet... you put Snow White, Ariel and Belle up there? Belle I could maybe let slide.... Snow White is passable at besgt and gets by on being the first and only white girl with black hair. She's not well drawn and is a boring character.

Merida and Tiana in no way belong to shit tier. They subverted the form so well. With Tianas motto of working really hard to get what she wants and Meridas disinterest in in forced romance of her parents wishes. They're not idealistic and it's rather perfect. Green dresses for both is a bit flawed.....but we have to let that slide.

The rest....I think are in ok positions.....

funny though you don;'t bother with Alice, Esmerelda or Tink. Which while Alice was never included, the other two had been considered Disney Princesses, they need to be included on any fan chart, or you're not a true fan.

>>87938805

These are movies for little girls. When you're 8, 16 seems really old and mature.

>>87938911
"I'm not a little girl, I'm 16 years old."

>>87938461

>passive

Did you watch the movie?
She's definitely not passive.

>>87936567
Switch elsa and moana and you got it friendo

>>87936111
Mulan os the only decent movies up there
Liking any other movies is basically just a nostalgia/waifu meme

>people making legitimate arguments for Merida/Tiana/Pocahontas

You guys do know that this is just a racist shitposting thread, right?

>>87936111
>Princess
>Elsa

Also, where the fuck is Jasmine?

>>87938686
>>87938752
But Anna is a princess. She is the daughter of a King and Queen. Hans plan was to marry a princess, Anna, and take the throne.

>>87938884
>Thinks Cinderella and Aurora belong in god tier but not Ariel and Belle

Is it opposite day on /co/? Belle and Ariel are the first two Disney princesses with an actual personality. The fact that you think Cinderella and Aurora's personalities and stories are "really well done" is unbelievable.

And then you think Merida and Tiana should be really high for their subversions of the same tropes you think put Cinderella and Aurora in god tier?...

Elsa and Ana are both daughters of a king and queen and half the entire point of the movie is that Hans is trying to marry Ana because she's a princess. And ffs everyone needs to stop ignoring Jasmine.

>>87937039
She's not a princess. She's a democratic president.

>>87939065
I haven't watched it in a long while but I don't remember her doing much.

>>87939678
Only in name, we never see an election.

>>87936657
she married a prince. she is a princess idiot

>>87938884
>Anna
>daughter of the king and queen
>sister of the new queen
>not a princess
han's whole plot was because she was the princess

>>87936111
Blonde anna is best anna

>>87936657
>She's not even a princess.

She married a prince. Are you implying that Cinderella isn't a princess?

>>87936111
>>87936272
>>87936378
>>87936567
>>87937908
>>87938666
>Mulan
>Princess

What?

Tiana and Belle. The rest are immature stupid ass bimbos.

>>87941558
I liked the little self-mocking joke Disney stuck in Moana when Maui said "You wear a dress. You have an animal sidekick. You're a princess."

>>87941589
>Princess Stockholme Syndrome is smart

>>87936111
Snow White fucking sucks. Fuck you.

>>87941628
At least we see her pick up a book once in a while.

>>87941100

Only in the UK is typical to call a queen/king's sibling a prince/princess. Even though it's often not done as to confuse generations. A prince/princess usually denotes the next of kin. When Elsa became queen Anna would have lost the title of princess. Anna needs to get her own title. The film has a duke and shows such titles exist. Anna should be a Duchess. Does the film explicitly use the term princess?

>>87941826

Someone's easily impressed. I've known bookworms who are the dumbest most charismatically challenged people I've met.

Wisdom is always better.

I like princesses who actually accomplish stuff or at least aren't completely retarded
i.e.
>pocahontas and mulan should be god tier
>snow white is fucking trash

>>87936896

>have a dress
>animal companion

So why's Belle there?

>>87941988

Her animals are clocks, candles and cups.

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>>87939629
>The fact that you think Cinderella and Aurora's personalities and stories are "really well done" is unbelievable
>doesn't like "Cinderella" or "Sleeping Beauty"

GTFO

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Because they didn't wait for a prince to save them

>>87937923
Belle isnt a princess.
Aurora is safe zone stereotypical. Was worthless as a character tho.
Mulan wasn't a princess.
Cinderella wasnt a princess.
Rapunzel was shit and a newer princess so automatically shit.
Snow White is a safe zone princess but arguably the gold standard because she was the first.
Tiana came from a flop of a movie and only gets noticed because she's black.
Pocahontas wasn't REALLY a princess.
Jane wasn't a princess.
Ariel was a spoilt cunt who got everything she wanted while the entire fucking point of the fable was 'don't be a bitch and take what you have'. That makes her auto shit.
Merida is modern princess and thus shit.
Vanellope was fucking AWFUL.
Elsa and Anna were both shit and the sole merit for the film is it's THIS generations princess flick.
Nala is 'dembedroomeyes' tier.

Princess characters are generally shit and Disney can't make them intriguing. Their best shit is their non-princess series where they can branch out. As proven throughout their entire history.

>>87942042

Cinderella sucks as a character and a movie. Sleeping Beauty has a dreamlike artistic beauty to it but as characters pretty much everyone but the fairies are shit. It's a very detached story.

I've always thought Cinderella was straight up garbage though. 90% of the movie is Tom & Jerry hijinx.

>>87938155

>Mulan tier

So she's completely shit throughout the movie and wins out because of destiny?

>>87942044
Wait, didn't Colors-With-Wind SAVE her "prince"?

>>87938186
>no girl wants to be Mulan

fuck you my niece was Mulan just this Halloween.

>>87942140

Did you even watch Mulan? There a hugely famous song that tops the "Best Disney Songs" lists everywhere that is LITERALLY about her training so that she isn't useless anymore.

>>87941986
Here here, though I didnt initially count them because they didnt occur to me as Princesses, id like them too.

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>>87936111

>>87942044

But Merida fucked shit up by turning her mom into a bear and was annoying in general while being in a bad movie. (I'll admit the beginning of the movie was good but it fell apart later.)

>>87942113
>Pocahontas wasn't REALLY a princess.

Her title was analogous to western terms of a princess.

>>87942261

I'd put Aurora a step higher because she had an amazing singing voice.

>>87936567
>Putting best girl in worst rank
Fuck you

>>87936892
>>87937039
Not all Princesses in a Disney property are Disney Princesses, nor all all members of the Disney Princess brand are ranked as a princess.

>>87942383
>analogous to a princess

No. She wasn't.

Kings and Queens aren't about owning land. It's about owning the land of other people and powers. That's why the titles of King aren't dished out to everyone who owns a territory.

Pocahontas' dad wasn't even a petty king. He was more like a local chieftain which means she's just a privileged person. Especially since Native Indians didn't have a concept of land and rights.

That's why they had such a rough time accepting Brits and French raping their shit and taking the land while trading them for blankets.

>>87941834
Siblings do not lose the title of prince/princess when their brother/sister becomes the monarch. Seriously there's no country where this happens.

Also why would Anna become a duchess (ruler of a duchy) when she can be made a princess (ruler of a principality)?

It's like you know nothing of nobility.

>>87942559
>Native Indians didn't have a concept of land and rights.
Was it ever specified what kind of tribe she was? Because that whole hippy no ownership thing wasnt universal

> Kida > Akima > Mulan > Jasmine

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>>87942178

and that was on top of having a villain who didn't fuck around so much. No Machiavellian schemes about destiny, no quests for powerful artifacts. Just a guy a shit ton of a huns and a swath of murder and I know this is a G rated movie but you know there was probably some rape too.

>>87936111
I cannot trust a man who has the most choices in "God Tier."
You do not use selective standards.

>>87942559
>>87942596
>Native Indians didn't have a concept of land and rights.

it wasn't even true. Natives absolutely had territories and wars with each other and had leaders. Thats pretty much propaganda bullshit that natives were like "take whatever you want!" and they were "indian givers" when they wanted it back.

Pocahontas was not next in line to lead because it would fall to her uncle and cousins and shit but, she was still essentially a kings daughter.

In no particular order....
>Aesthetic
Non-warrior Mulan
Aurora
Ariel
Belle
Rapunzel
>Did Shit
Jasmine
Rapunzel
Esmeralda
Merida
Tiana
Mulan
Pocahontas
>Hot
Aurora
Belle
Ariel
Meg
Elsa (apparently)
Esmeralda
>Cute
Ariel
Rupunzel
Anna (apparently)
>Good movie
Aurora
Tiana
Mulan
Elsa/Anna (apparently)
Rapunzel
Meg
>Character
Meg
Rapunzel
Mulan
Tiana

>>87943537
>Aesthetic
>Good movie
>not Esmeralda in either
is this bait?

>>87943568
I may have missed a few for the lesser known. I agree on each though.

>>87936111
God Tier:
Mulan
Tiana
Cinderella
Rapunzel (though only because of Tangled)

Decent Tier:
Pocahontas
Anna
Ariel
Jasmine
Snow White
Moana (possibility of being upgraded after I see the movie)

Shit Tier:
Aurora
Merida
Belle
Elsa

>>87938141
Who's the Indian

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>>87943537

>>87938784
I don't think so, desu. The few animated movies that tried to be explicitly "hispanic animation" all either failed or were unremarkable.

OTOH the next Disney movie (the one after Moana) is Gigantic and that's set in 16th century Spain and has a cute giant girl. They'll probably sell that as all purpose "hispanic/latino" film instead of making one specifically about Mexico.

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>>87945039
For anyone as spastic as I am

>>87945032

Princess Yum Yum (no, seriously, that's her name)

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>tfw nobody remembers you

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>>87945210
>sequel movies

>>87945039
>Cinderella
>Tiana
>Merida
>more aesthetic than Snow White
>Cinderella

Short hair hating faggot gtfo.

>>87936111
God tier:
Mulan
Rapunzel
Anna
Jasmine

>>87945316
I like sort hair (though not Snow's) but Snow White is simple beyond even aesthetically. Cinderella at least has her dress, Tiana her childhood dream behind dedication, and Merida her flaming hair and tomboyishness. Snow is just plain.

>>87936111
>CTRL+F
>no Giselle

Was Enchanted really that forgettable?

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Best Disney girl coming through.

>>87945532
Yes anon, it's the money and mooching that little girls look up to, not the romance or elegance or happy endings and true love. You've cracked the disney code.

>>87945545
She's Dreamworks.

No one mentioned Eve from Wall-E

>>87945659
She's a probe, not a princess

>>87945455

I'm talking specifically aesthetics though. And in that area Snow White destroys them all. Snow White's dress is one of the GOAT Disney dresses because it isn't just a flowy solid color. Cinderella's dress is just a blue dress with gloves. The live action one didn't even look like the original dress at all because it didn't need to, blue is enough.

Snow White's dress is damn iconic though. There's not touching that when you try to translate it. Everyone immediately recognizes it.

I agree about character, motive, movie and all of that. But one thing I'll always give Snow White is the aesthetics department. She's probably Disney's least generic looking Princess.

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>>87945672

>Disney's female characters aren't even good for porn

>>87938186
Freak off, Mulan was my favorite when I was a kid.

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>>87937923
>"Oh shit, what are you doing?" tier
>Nala
stop insulting /ourguy/

>>87945830

Honestly OG Merida is way cuter than the rebrand.

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>>87945757
tell me who hurt you anon

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>>87943277
Daily reminder that Pocahontas would only be wearing a bit of moss over her pubic area in reality like the girl on the right.

>>87945791
Thanks for proving his point
>>87945812
>freak off
this is an 18+ website

>>87945039

How exactly do you judge aesthetic Anon?
Also I don't think Mulan had that much aesthetic.

>>87945708
>Cinderella's dress is just a blue dress with gloves.

Actually her original dress is silver (but I guess silver is too hard of a colour for Disney to keep advertising.)

I agree, Snow White is the least generic looking.

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>>87936111
No

>>87946814
Overall character aesthetic and design. Mulan kind of cheats by being two people and having the Reflection scene, but I display none of my opinions as fact so you're free to disagree.

>>87947103
>Merida and Jasmine shit tier
>Snow white and Vanellope Good tier
Your top two tiers are fine, but those bottom two need some work.

>>87936567
See this is someone who gets it.

>>87947311
>Snow White is a classic sweetheart and the mother of all Disney girls
>Vanellope is cute and fun

>Merida and Jasmine are stuck up cunts who cause unnecessary conflicts

>>87947401

How is Jasmine a stuck up cunt for not wanting to take Jafar's salami.

>>87937039
Nobody wants a midget voiced by the world's most annoying JAP.

>>87936111
Hi /pol/

>>87947444
She had like fifty previous suitors she could have chosen to escape taking Jafar's salami, and she didn't because she's a spoiled brat who thought things would work out for her anyway

>>87947503
>wow what a cunt she doesn't believe in arranged marriage

>>87947401
>Snow White is a classic sweetheart and the mother of all Disney girls
If by "sweetheart" you mean "a bore" then I'll agree with you. Also, just because she's the first doesn't mean anything in terms of quality.

>>87947103
Hard to argue with this, though I'd bake the top two tiers together into great Tier.

>>87947311
Merida is objectively and factually garbage and anybody who claims to like her hasn't seen the film.

>>87947542
She had the ability to choose and she was still selfish about it. That's a hell of a lot more freedom than most other girls in her society had.

>>87947542
>>87947604
And she had a loyal (if lazy) pet tiger that would've mauled any suitor that treated her badly.

>>87947604
>slaves A got food and slaves B didn't
>why are slaves A so ungrateful???
Besides, the choice we got to see was an asshole. Who's to say the others weren't?

>>87947604
Yes, because Disney was so concerned with accurately portraying Medieval Islamic society.

>>87947604

The point is that an arranged marriage is fundamentally wrong. She just wanted the freedom to choose or even not choose if she wanted. Wanting basic human rights doesn't make her an asshole. Especially when you consider the very real fact that many arranged marriages in the Middle East are essentially children to adult men. Jafar and Jasmine being the example there.

i fucking love this website

>>87947568
I'd say the second half of her movie is bad, but I don't think that's enough for her to sink to garbage status.

>>87945039
>takes a bunch of subjective qualities and determines that the best princess is the one who NTRs the main character in her movie
>and she's not even a goddamn princess
Also, why the fuck does Jasmine only have 2 points in aesthetic and 1 point in cute? Are you high?

>>87938772
But... but Anna is blonde, anon!

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>>87936111
>no Princess Kida

REEEEE FUCKING NORMIES GET OUUUUUUUUT

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>>87945757
What the hell happened to you, anon.
Tell us your story.

>>87936209
Fuck this shit. Seriously. Fuck. Her.

I am Latino and I fucking hate this half assed attempt at throwing the dog a bone. I'd much rather they never have a Latina princess than have one made out of pity because boo hoo muh representashun. The thing that makes me the angriest is all my Facebook friends fawning over her just because she's Latina. "OMG she's awesome so cool so pretty best princess" Bitch stop taking the fucking bait have some pride. She doesn't deserve to be a Disney Princess if she doesn't even have her own movie.

Fuck whoever at Disney thought this was a good idea.

>>87945791
Need a source on this.

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>>87936111
fuck you op

>>87947782
go ahead >>87945143
also
>NTR
the ugly son of a gun never had a chance in his dreams, unless she was dreaming at the same time.

>>87947978

Did they give up on Sofia the First already? Wasn't she supposed to be the bean princess?

>>87947722

I thought it was post apocalyptic

>>87948166
No, Elena of Avalor is just supplemental to Sofia the First.

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Top tier

>>87948211
If this theory is correct, then we can assume even less.

>>87936567
Book version of Ariel is god-tier though.

>Literally a creature who has no Godly soul but is more human than all the men and women of the kingdom above
>Is so pure of heart that she dances for her true love, even as her movement sends knives driving into her bare feet
>She's such a pure creature that God takes mercy on her pitiful soul so that when she degrades into dust and seafoam, she'll have a chance to meet him in the kingdom of heaven
>Just wants to be with her oneitis ;_;

Ariel so pure. Nice. I like her. Very epic.

>>87937982
>>87938805
Elsa is 21. Still the oldest one though. She's the only one who's not a teen. Ironically, she's also the angstiest.

>>87936111
Tiana deserves better because she can cook.
Belle is shit.
Also where's brunette Punzie? Literally best girl.

>>87939182
Lol I didn't even notice Jasmine was missing.

>>87936896
Wait, did he actually say that? That's pretty power-gaming as fug.

>>87945849
Hey, isn't that that one guy from Les Miserables?

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>>87938911
>>87938958

As a dad, this is too relatable.

>Daughter wants to cross-country roadtrip next weekend with her friends and she's only been learning to drive for 3 weeks
>Son is all frumpy because his gf of 2 months dumped him and he thinks I "don't understand" because his "love was speeshul"
>He's 15

Oh, kids. Was I really that retarded at that age too?

>>87948267
Best disney princess.

>>87948538
you need to slap some sense into your kids

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>>87936111
See https://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/toys-and-games/251914011/ref=pd_zg_hrsr_t_1_5_last#1 for the real rankings that matter.

1. Rapunzel
2. Cinderella
3. Ariel
4. Belle
5. Pocahontas
6. Mulan
7. Elsa* (has other merchandise in top 100)
8. Snow White
9. Tiana
10. Merida
11. Aurora

Jasmine nor Anna do not even qualify for the top 100.

>>87948166
>>87948236

I am >>87947978 btw
Elena has her own show now so I wouldn't say she's "supplemental", but Sofia was first in the universe they share. I don't watch either show (or any tv actually, i watch everything online) so IDK really anything about anything in-universe. A quick look at their wikia articles reveals they are princesses to different kingdoms and Sofia somehow freed Elena form an eternal sleep thing or something.
Tell the truth, the only time I ever saw anyone say anything about Elena being an official Disney princess was when the aforementioned friends posted about it on facebook. I looked her up, saw she wasn't in any Disney Canon or Pixar movie, and got mad. I am still mad. Fuck her. Hopefully they won't make her an official princess. Either way, I've heard more people talk about Elena becoming a Disney Princess than Sofia.

>>87948538
Probably. Teenagers make dumb decisions. It's a part of growing up.

>>87948538
Maybe. When I look back to my teenage self facebook all I can think is "Oh God. I was one of those" And stop so I don't have to remember.

>>87941558
She's part of Disney's princess toy line-up. Ergo, she's a Disney Princess. Not a real "kingdom" princess.

>>87948538
Teens are in a transitory period where their body chemistry makes them do questionable to stupid things. You've been there, I've been there, we've all been there.

Hopefully, you'll be able to set them straight as a parent because some of those mistakes that they might make as teens can prove fatal to them.

Good luck, parentanon.

>>87948538
>There are people on /co/ with teenage children
>I am only a few years away from my parents' age when I was born

I don't like this. Not one bit.

>>87936567
This is correct

>>87936111
>no Jasmine

I see what you did there Donald.

>>87941988
She has a fucking BEAST.

Pay attention to the fucking movie.

>>87942113
>Belle isnt a princess.
She married a prince and gets to live in a castle. All signs point to princess to me.

Maybe because I too am a burgeoning businessman, the fact that Tiana at least has hustle puts her waaaaay above the others in my book. Mulan being independent and proactive also puts her close as well. Im not really into the looks all that much (Most of them are too underage anyway) And as far as personality goes so many are immature as to be obnoxious (Looking at you Anna and Ariel)

Tiana gets a few demerits for marrying a lazy asshat though who didnt even have any money. (For all she knew, hed be cut off for the rest of his life so I call that lowering herself)

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Out of the way, best princess coming through

>>87950312
She wasn't in it for the money, she married him for love, then they both worked hard to make their dream come true.

>>87936111
>Elsa
>decent
(you)

>>87936209
>boring af 1 dimensional princess
>official
it's a sad feel that Sofia is more of a princess than that template

>>87950384

Minnie doesn't count, she's only been a queen.

>>87946118
>Thanks for proving his point
Anon, if you don't want to fuck Elsa, you're gay.

I'm not insulting you. Just letting you know.

>>87948449
He did indeed.

>>87947503
>being optimistic and following your heart is being a cunt

>>87950959
>you're gay for not fucking Elsa
>personality of blander than wood
>caked on makeup
>boring backstory
/frz/ ladies and gents

>>87947739
>Arranged marriages are basically wrong

Ah you sheltered pampered first world ponce, you.

>>87951137

Yeah yeah it's done so the family can get shit. Doesn't mean it's not infringing on a human right to freedom. You shouldn't have to fuck some fat old creep because dad made shitty decisions.

>>87950730
Both Elena & Sofia are boring af.

>>87951216
>sofia
>boring af
(you)

>>87948789
That's surprisingly interesting.

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I left out Moana and Elena because I didn't see anything from them.

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>>87951604
>Atlantis and PatF
>bad movies
>Elsa and Anna
>godess
>Pocahontas
>ugly

>>87951629
Atlantis is only good until they actually find Atlantis. I'm a Disneyfag but I can't stand Princess and the Frog.

ElsaxAnna is awesome because reasons.

Pocahontas is ugly

>>87951604
>Alice
>hot tier

Mr Carroll, I'm going to have to ask you to take a seat

>>87951604

I like the format but there's so much wrong.

>>87938778
Who

>>87936111
Apparently OP's requirement for "god tier" is "has no personality" (or is named Belle.)

>>87951604
STFU, MERIDA WAS HOT AS SHIT AND IRISH ACCENTS ARE SEXY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87952028
>Irish
I love Merida too, but come on man.

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>>87948789
>pocahontas sells better than snow white

>>87951604
What the -? Did you draw this yourself?

>>87951604
Where's Wendy?

>>87952028
Her CGI was ugly as sin, I agree with the accent.

>>87952115
Obviously not. Just a random "disney heroine" search on google duh

>>87952176
Only the best girl from a movie.

>>87952115
That's what I thought, but probably not. He probably pulled the list of pictures out from some Disney website and then rearranged them in MSPaint or something.

>>87952227
Why would anyone think I have drawn this for a thread? Just because I didn't use MS paint and took 5 minutes more to plan and make it?

It is just a simple fanart from the web. I like to collect fanart about my favorite /co/ charcters

The original is too big, here is the link if someone wants it. http://orig05.deviantart.net/945d/f/2014/302/5/a/disney_heroines_collection_by_mariooscargabriele-d8047vj.jpg

>>87952221
Elsa and Anna are both on there

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>>87952452
They are like a combo pack.

>>87951604
This list is nearly perfect.

>>87937067
But she's soooo fat!

>>87936111
God Tier:
>Ariel
>Belle
>Mulan
>Anna

Decent Tier:
>Cinderella
>Rapunzel
>Tiana
>Jasmine

Meh Tier:
>Pocahontas
>Elena
>Snow White
>Aurora

Shit Tier:
>Merida

Merida's so shit, in fact, that if you just slightly change the order of the letters in her name, it becomes "mierda". What is mierda? It's literally Spanish for shit.

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>>87936567
There are people in this world who think Jasmine is even tolerable, much less good.

>>87945039
>24/30 = 5/5

jackiechan.gif

>>87950384
That's not Clarissa.

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>>87952940

>>87939250
Anna and Elsa are not Disney Princesses. They're not in the official Disney Princess™ lineup.

Disney Princess is a brand. Disney "coronates" heroines into the lineup as they see fit, regardless of whether or not the heroine is an actual princess. Also, just being a princess in a Disney property doesn't make one a "Disney Princess", you have to specifically included in the lineup.

Currently there are 11 Disney Princesses.
Snow White, Aurora, Cinderella, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Mulan, Pocahontas, Tiana, Rapunzel and Merida.

That's it. The other Disney heroines are not official Disney Princesses regardless of whether or not they have the title of "princess".

>>87945143
>>87945039
>hot
>cute
>aesthetic
THOSE ARE ALL THE SAME YOU IDIOT.

>>87953411
Who?

>>87947978
mexicans continuing to be more based and self-respecting than blacks and liberal whites

>>87948538
the age limit for being retarded is like 25 nowadays

>>87951200
not him, but realize the modern cultural context you are expecting things that are older than recorded history to adhere to

for a lot of human history it was the way how society worked or even survived, prescribing it your own postmodern beliefs of right and wrong is really close-minded

yes, arranged marriages in our culture would be bad to me, but it wouldnt if i were in this era

>>87953870

No we don't excuse cultures because they're a "product of their time." It was still a violation of what we would call innate human rights. Slavery isn't okay because everyone accepted it at one point either and it's "just a cultural thing." Anon was shitting on Jasmine because Disney didn't make her compliant with archaic cultural values that we recognize today as being wrong on a natural moral level.

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>>87953683
>he doesn't know

>>87953961
Shut the fuck up, tumblr

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>>87945143
>>87936111

>>87941834
It's also common to denote the next in line with another title, "Crown prince" would be the one standing to inherit, but "prince" and "princess" would go for anyone of his siblings.

>>87954415

Holy list very god

>>87954071
Not a princess.

>>87954415
Who are these people

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>>87936567

The hero we needed

>>87953523
Autism