>Heh,heh,heh. Bueno.... What did he mean by this?

*unzips dick*

>>87936029
So, do we think Constanteen is oblivious, or is he deliberately baiting Bueno into doing something stupid?

>>87937445
In the storytime thread, an anon had a theory I thought was pretty good.
Basically Constantine wants to be raped by Bueno because an act so heinous could have DC seperate him back into Vertigo again.

>>87937759
But Constantine has no 4th wall knowledge.

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>>87937948
He does in this miniseries.

>>87937983
English is not my first language, but I can read just fine.

But I have no fucking idea on what half of these british expressions mean.

>>87938094
throwing the baby out with the bathwater is generally something seen as a poor choice

>>87938094
>class act
It was very popular and entertaining, alternatively it was good.
>no two ways about it
There isn't any doubt as to what it is.
>top-flight
Very important and cared for.
>shootin' match
An old, archaic form of competition and entertainment
>throw the baby out with the bathwater
Taking a good idea to an illogical conclusion with terrible results.

>>87938094
hands on a bobbin mate, hands on a bobbin

>>87938094
I'm British and I didn't even know what top-flight means, who says this shit, southerners?

>>87937983
I wonder which covers he's referring to...

>>87937983
The first time I read this and the next page I laughed for a solid minute. Also the name Heckblazer is way more fun than it is supposed to be. Also,

>Hellblazer is now the name of constantine's gun.

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>>87938350

>>87937416


I just pictured dick skin being removed like a banana peel

>>87938386
Ennis going full savage with Constantine is so fucking entertaining

>>87938303
>I'm British and I didn't even know what top-flight means, who says this shit, southerners?
I guess? I'm a Londoner and I know it.
Maybe it's part of the joke that John's Scouse accent is being written as Cockney?