I need a PLOT

A guy gets AIDS and dies.

>>87929587
Good meme, d00d

A guy gets cancer and dies.

Beet it

A guy asks for story ideas for his comic and dies.

A guy dies.
This turned out to be the most pleasant part of the day.

A guy gets his penis caught in a rusty bear trap, and although he survives the initial incident, he later finds out he has tetanus and dies soon after.

In fairness, an artist asking for a plot was how Hellboy happened.

Do you have characters or general themes in mind? What sort of genre are you going for?

>>87929581

A tale of the apocalypse, as told by a cockroach, who sees all the shit go down and doesn't care.

A bee grows human-like legs and starts walking around like he's people, the fallout brings about the end of bee civilisation

>>87929581
A guy dies and becomes a ghost. He travels all over the world trying to find ways to bring him back to life.

>>87930398

His name? Koksal.

lesbians

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A psychological perspective piece of a single father with a dysfunctional relationship with his daughter, going through life burdened with his misfortune. His highschool daughter, dropping out of school and prostituting herself. He is quite about the situation, holding in his anger as well as his lust for his daughter, going through sever internal conflicts about his emotions while bottling it up. Always peeking in on his daughter showering, watching as she slept, why does she openly offer herself to strangers yet never offer the least bit of respect for him. A hard working father, struggling with the death of his cheating wife and the fights with her. Yet he never succumb to touching her despite it all. After a regretful night of drinking and partying, she returns home a crying wreck, with bruises and her clothes in tatters. It goes without saying what had tragically happened to her, the moment forces him to break his silence and the two have a solemn talk, reflect on what has happened to the family as a whole.

>>87930466
So basically the comic adaptation of Bee Movie

>>87929581
Well if the bee is the main character than what about we follow the always cheery, never sad or angry bee on his quest to find the fabled last patch of flowers in a dying, smog filled earth. On the way he just meets and chats with suffering and dying animals and humans but is just oblivious of their pain and sadness. Oh and the finale is bee dies

>>87929581
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>87930876
Finds a way

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>>87929581
Meditations On The perpetual Fight
A magical girl activates her powers for first time while being stung by a bee. Each gains a little bit of the other's qualities. The series follows the bee servant/squire who rarely is directly involved in fights as he studies both sides of the conflict. Ideally, it'd use magical girl tropes on the surface to serve as a kind of retelling of the creation of Niccolo Machiavelli The Prince as she slowly ascends to power of Earth and Evil Monster Land.

>>87929581

Let's see

Guy invents a time machine and uses it like a lot of people thought how they'd use one. To go back in time and kill Hitler before he comes into power. However he travels back too little instead of traveling far into Hitler's youth he teavels to colse to his taking over Hitler however foresaw that and had a super secret robo siut biult with which he after manages to steal the time machine, the scientist manages to jump back through the portal after the machine at the last moment, into the future, he now has to follow Hitler through the different time periods through the portals and SAVE TEH FUETURE!

Contains time travel and such is plot hole city, but who cares- It's a comic about a guy chasing freaking robo-Hitler through time! What's not to love??

>>87929581
A boy and his sister are with their parents on a paleontologic expedition.
Their they come head to head with an evil organisation that seeks old powerfull artifacts to gain world domination.
But the kids find an anciet trilobyte fossil, which the leader of the organisation was seeking. This artifact gives them the power and some body threats of dinosaurs.
Now they are on the journey to avoid that the villians get other ancient artifacts.
Maybe old skarabs, nordic beartooths or chinese dragon bones, which gives friends, people they befriend or some villians dinosaur/animal/ancientlike powers.

Maybe call them Relict Hunter

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Once there was an ugly barnacle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.

ok that bee picture amused me

The plot of "the tempest" but science

>>87930551
Underrated

>>87929581
Once upon a time, a guy lived in a place. And every day he did a thing. Until one day something happened that meant he had to leave the place. He encounters friends and allies to help him do the thing, he faces some conflict along the way that brings him and his allies together, until they face the main conflict.

After failing at first, the guy feels sad, then something happens and he doesnt feel sad, then he and his friends go and solve the main conflict and head home.

>>87934024
Basically this, but make sure to include a part somewhere towards the end in which a misunderstanding briefly causes a divide between the guy and his gang, and is resolved just in time for or during the climax. For best results, base the misunderstanding around one of the guys friends overhearing a fraction of a conversation out of context and jumping to conclusions without letting the guy explain.

>>87929581
for a start a world where all the men stopped aging at age 10 but women still age
due to this,all women have little boys for husbands
also,since there is no way to distinguish between men and actual 10 year olds,women hit on them anyway
oh,this was for if you wanted to include /ss/ in your comic

>>87929581
Is that your bee?