She's horribly miscast as Maria Hill.

>>87922523
Whedon has an obsession with her. He wanted her for his Wonder Woman movie, even.

>>87922523
>Kids in the Summer of 2012 you aunt Robin joined Shield

>>87922523

Wait, she's supposed to be Maria Hill? The fuck...

>>87922523
I thought she was really good actually, wish they did more with her in Civil War.

>>87922523
I liked her but honestly it doesn't matter. I feel like Maria's not given a big enough role for the actress to matter.

>>87922585
Where have you been for the last 4 years?
>>87922596
>Civil War

What?

the movies don't give her anything to do

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She should have been Hill.

>>87922523
Just cut your fucking hair.

>>87922523

Yeah, for a start off the actress is slightly likable, which really doesn't fit the weak, bland, and generally shitty Director Hill.

>>87922585
Why are you here?

>>87922585
Paying attention is hard, isn't it?

>>87922523
Yeah but she's qt.

I think it just has to do that they never give her anything to do. I think the only reason Whedon put her in was because she's a woman that is Fury's number 2. But he just sees her as a glorified secretary. Not really her fault.

>>87922656

This desu

>>87922663
That would have been so much better. She can be Jennifer Walters, though.

>>87923466
She's extremely generic looking and plain.

>>87922523
who cares? it's not like anyone gives a shit about maria hill.

>>87923983
And?

>>87924131
Well, you see, being plain keeps someone from being cute.

>>87922523
Is MCU Hill even still alive?

She's fine, she just doesn't play Maria as she is in 616, as in a huge fucking moron who is bad at her job

Isn't Maria Hill Black or some kind of brown anyway?

What was Maria Hill like in the Ultimate Universe? Aren't the MCU characters slightly based off of Ultimate?

>>87924742
She was just a detective hellbent on discovering Miles' identity.

>>87924455
She's very brown in the EMH universe. In 616 she is just 1/4 latina, according to Benis.

>>87924742

She was an NYPD detective who figured out Miles' identity

>>87922523
I found it very weird that she managed to be cast as another spy director person in the new Jack Reacher movie.

It sucks that we'll never see her be the mean fascist supervillain that Maria Hill actually is

That would have fit very well into the first Avengers movie or Civil War. What a waste. She's basically just there to explain the plot
>"Director Fury, Loki is getting away!"
>"oh hai Cap, here's some intel on the Maximoff twins"
etc

Every time I see her on screen, I hear her directors telling her to pose for her action figure.

>>87922523
Yep. But who cares about the fucking MCU cast who's not Manlet Man, Alien Surfer, Red Headed Hottie, Not Pizza Dog Hawk Guy, Hulk The Third, or America's Bisexual Sweetheart.

>>87922534
But who cares about Josh NOW, except for butthurt Firefly fans.

>>87922656
Who cares. She's fucking Canadian.

>>87924167
Yes - but who cares.

>>87922663
Nah.

Eva Mendes.

>>87924022

this

I'm kinda glad a Bendis creation got mishandled

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plz no bully

>>87922523
agreed

Maria Hill is superior as a Latina.

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>>87922523
Mary Elizabeth Winstead was top choice actually

>>87930574
I love her so much

>>87924151
not really

>>87924742
Former SHIELD now NYPD and less of a bitch, actually helping Miles out having found out his identity

>>87924151
Ugh, you're like those girls who hate on other girls loos by saying ''Oh she's so typical, you can find dozens of girls like that in every mall/bar/supermarket/ or whatever'', not realizing that we wanna bang all those girls too.

Only women think looking plain stops someone from being cute.